Top 10 WORST ZELDA CREEPYPASTAS (Part 1)

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

I'm so glad I made this list, as I got to actually sit down and play some Zelda games for the first time. I am in LOVE with this franchise now. 2020 Update: VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED, story #9 includes some extremely serious topics and handles them incredibly poorly in quite tasteless and offensive ways. Please be safe and proceed with caution. Also, this video includes some really cringy 2016 humor and dated language/words that have aged like milk and which I certainly wouldn’t use today, nor do I stand by them nowadays. Keep that in mind.

[@tobymarvelous8189]

I freaking love your vids. You should have wayyyyyy more subs!

[@holynarwhale8729]

What's your favorite so far?

[@ADJL1331]

No, he has the number of subs he has, subscribers are not a measurement of content quality, but rather just a number.... the KZbin hierarchy based on numbers of subscribers is full of shit... I respect underrated KZbinrs.

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

ADJL1331 Good God, that's deep.

[@ADJL1331]

Omg my lord and savior replied!! jk love your vids, keep it up mang

[@LordEgilYGO]

"Ocarina of Time for the 3ds" "The smell of death came from the TV screen" yeah, okay

[@un-capital3666]

It was the scariest thing I ever saw...

[@NyuRyuzaki]

The Clever Gamer They also said they played Majora's Mask on the Wii which doesn't exist on that console..

[@plonk8394]

Ustoleit's cat Perilous well?

[@NovemberJoy]

Space Cat I think it's available on the Virtual Console. In-story, I still wonder how the character's Wii knew what had happened. Creepypasta blood magic? I have no idea.

[@Dreigonix]

+The Clever Gamer The original story doesn't say anything about a TV, so I think that was just a little mistake on Hoodo's part.

[@daedriccheddar]

"...the smell of death came from the TV." The author of Zelda's Death was using a television to play a 3DS game... Seems legit.

[@nitronikolai]

Daedric Prince of Knockoffs well there are cables for it

[@neonnovax1566]

@@nitronikolai oh yeah i never knew that

[@faultyvideos2215]

He could have been a time traveler that traveled 3 years into the future and used Citra and hooked the PC up to a television

[@Dreigonix]

That was actually a minor mistake on Hoodo’s part. The original story never mentioned a TV.

[@soupdispenser655]

ok

[@Tytoalba777]

"The game where you control Link in the land of Hyrule." Wow, thanks author for narrowing it down so much...

[@unHolyEvelyn]

Narrowed it down from every single game to every single game EXCEPT Majora's Mask, how helpful!

[@ethanbauer6441]

I also have a story for you: *cough**drumrolls* Blood. Thank you.

[@teejayburger2136]

encore, encore!

[@teejayburger2136]

encore, encore!

[@ethanbauer6441]

Alright, wait ... I need to think hard on this one. Haunted 'Schartridge' with blood on it. Ghost comes out of TV. Blood. I think this is my masterpiece, it took me weeks. Thank you.

[@cptseagrave1191]

Truly, you are a master with words.

[@mistythemysterious]

That... that was beautiful! it bought tears to my Eyes!

[@ThatOneGuy0006]

Did the author of Number 9 just turn his erotic fanfic into a creepypasta?

[@Tonithealtwing]

1Kenny30 To be honest, he probably called a “Creepypasta” because it... Had Jeff?

[@DobroPitanje]

I think he is just a fucked up person who think's "it has jeff and has horror(rape) so it is 100% good

[@Jack_Woods]

After he showed it to a friend and saw that they wanted to kill themselves afterwards, so he thought it would make for a good creepy pasta

[@videotoblin]

kinda sorta

[@That_Isabelle]

I’m absolutely mortified about that “story”-

[@phoenixsnilloc995]

To be honest, "Zelda's Death" has kind of an interesting concept. What if the villains became more competent in Master Quest/Hero Mode due to them learning from their mistakes in the original game?

[@azure-aeon-dragonica]

"Mistakes make you stronger." Zelda's Death villains: *Jojo pose*

[@KeybladeMasterVicky]

"i imagined Jeff to have a loving family at Lon Lon ranch" is a sentence i never thought i would read but here we are lmao

[@ratking3236]

Here's a short creepypasta. I was feeling nostalgic so I found a game that was obviously hacked, so I bought it so I could burn it. Teh Ended

[@elsie7692]

Awsomr

[@UntalentedBrick]

@ORE THE ULTIMATE THOT SLAYER 69 • 999 years ago yea why is there no *_h y p e r r e a l i s t i c b l o o d_*

[@moonlight.shadow4205]

The thing is, in alot of these creepypastas like these they talk about "friends" And i'm just sitting there like, "You have friends!?"

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

same mate

[@twist6529]

People will find anyway to say they're alone

[@RealMashups2009]

@@twist6529 T-T

[@mdragarg]

If you are making fun of little kids for their immature writing, I wonder who the actual immature person here is

[@acesamm]

Well that’s a bit of a detestable thing to think or say.

[@AiraRia]

Absolutely brilliant, I cried at least three times. Also I love the shade thrown at Leafy lmao :'D

[@saltheirishgit]

DENNIS:Jeffrey, no, no, no, no, no, no. RANDY:I'M SO STARTLED.

[@crazyfangirl7050]

lol

[@crazyfangirl7050]

lol

[@crazyfangirl7050]

lol

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

tailsfannumber1 Official I'M SO SPOOKED RIGHT NOW

[@SpookySkeleton738]

Isn't Saria like... a child? And to get to the Fire Temple you have to be... Adult Link? Either the author made a huge fuck-up or is fucked-up.

[@RozeLight]

Maybe a bit of both?

[@DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights]

Saria has a child's body as I think all of her people do but I think she's not a kid. But still. It's a kid's body. 🤮

[@Yarnsling]

@@RozeLight obviously both

[@Sylphella]

Isn't Saria supposed to be a child, incapable of aging? --I'm a bit rusty on the details.--

[@Sylphella]

That wasn't the point I was trying to make, but ok? --I get that sick fucks exist, but that doesn't make it any less disgusting.--

[@Dreigonix]

+Mateta14 I mean, I think Link X Saria is cute... but this is just horrid.

[@nitronikolai]

Dreigonix yeah

[@Yaya-dk7ov]

Idk if 4 years is way to late by now but the kokiri never grow up even though I think they age so I guess it was legal or something but ruto and malon are still minors

[@faultyvideos2215]

Jesus christ that makes it even worse...

#9: The author sure must be a swell guy for sympathizing with a *RAPIST*. /sarcasm

[@complicatedpanda1033]

QueenVoltalia ikr

[@Everik-ct6pg]

Jeff fanboys think that mass Genocide is *_KWEEWL_*

[@money_funny08]

No,just no...

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

@@Everik-ct6pg, Just like an entitled little edgelord to find joy in the idea of mass murder and rape.

[@mori8330]

I completely lost it at "Yes. DO IT!" Great job with the video as always Hoodoo!

[@porkypy]

Surprised that no one's made a creepypasta based on the Blood Moon. That would be cool, hope it isn't bad.

[@mysterymastermind175]

so z.AI is just "Giffany" Plot from Gravity Falls with Zelda Characters.... how original.

[@winterye6818]

Gentleman Nemesis and don't forget Un-friended

[@Dreigonix]

+Gentleman Nemesis No wonder I thought "This wouldn't be all that bad if it wasn't masquerading as Zelda fanfiction".

[@Tonithealtwing]

I originally heard ZAI as ZIA, saw the Skyward Sword footage, and was worried that it was going to be about Zelda and her relationship with Mia the remlit.

[@littykitty040]

"I once had strings, but now I'm free. I've got no strings on me."

[@originaluseername]

uuuuugh

[@munromister777]

It turns out that the full phrase is "Ben drowned... in pussy!". The rest of the game was really weird... Also, I don't know how the Link turns into Jeff the Killer story isn't number 1. It's definitely the most annoying and anger inducing.

[@Lh0000]

@Matthew Munro Hate To play devils advocate, but anger inducing and being disgusting in every meaning of the word doesn’t necessarily make it the “worst” of the bunch by default.

[@Janonas]

There werent any Links in the description... There were only Zeldas

[@emilydraws1571]

*slow clap*

[@felixp-marsan3291]

Why won't Ganondorf go on the internet? Because there are too many Links........ I'm not ashamed.

[@yoink1237]

Wow...best jokes right here folks. Get em while there fresh.

[@cuppajj]

jan kuttich You sly dog.

[@naplockblubba5369]

Really? I only saw Rhetts.

[@venusdumilo7061]

OK I'm sorry but apparently none of these writer's read the Zelda lore because first up the master can never be broken by ganondorf because if he so much as touch it, it could hurt him.

[@Cyburim]

How to make a gaming creepypasta: "I wanted to indulge in some nostalgia, surfing the internet for my favorite game copy and/or ROM hack. Coming across a game titled '_____.exe', not being curious and actually smarter then to download an exe file and continued to surf more. Then asking a friend for a copy and getting one! Finally playing my game without silly little forced writing and grammatical errors for a 'horror creepypasta'. The End."

[@notTLWO]

to be fair, the "Ben Drowned" being an incomplete sentence does actually sound interesting

[@daedriccheddar]

Here's a direct quote from #6: "At night I’d look on 4chan and other forums for creepy stories to scare myself." Because nothing is scarier than 4chan, apparently.

[@miraclejack8736]

If Ganondorf grabbed the master sword he can't crush it he will just age up and die.

[@erika.s]

He can't even grab it. Only the chosen one can do it 😂

[@kenyodagilbert4675]

So meaning the chosen one from Alan Becker can grab it

[@miraclejack8736]

Seeing someone reply to this comment from like 5 years ago gave me a huge nostalgia hit. Thanks!

[@kenyodagilbert4675]

So the chosen one from Alan Becker can use the master sword

[@miraclejack8736]

Probably

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

I hope that I wasn't the only one screaming "JUST CLICK YES DAMMIT!" at my computer at number 9.

[@coachrenaldo]

Calling it right now. The next creepy pasta series will be top ten worst Pokemon creepy pastas.

[@Icyangel10]

I forget the name but I know a perfect Pokemon Creepypasta that's offensive(given story 9, it's tame) due the author's lack of knowledge about mental health

[@YamiSpyroX]

Did it by any chance revolve around a shiny Flygon? If so I know exactly what it is!

[@Icyangel10]

Ryan Ozog I forget but I do know broken pieces of a game & talking to game characters was involved

[@YamiSpyroX]

I have no idea. I could be the one I'm thinking of but than again it could be any bad PokePasta.

[@Icyangel10]

Ryan Ozog Yeah, speaking of PokePastas there was a hilarious reading of I think a troll one. The guy is called Mah-Dry-Bread

[@egregoric]

10:23 A nice man with a loving family. *A nice man with a loving family.* This story genuinely fucking disgusts me and pisses me off.

[@unHolyEvelyn]

Yeah I don't believe in preemptive imprisonment but sometimes you just know that someone is gonna be a rapist eventually.

[@SonikaCain]

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY BLENDER

[@JJsTendency]

Spencer Cain BLENDED

[@dannykey2737]

GENDER.

[@SonikaCain]

CHECK YOUR SMOOTHIE MAKER PRIVILEGE

[@erikagaming1439]

Spencer Cain Fun fact the voice of Blender from Futurama is a Modern day feminist and so pro PC. I puked when I saw his bs.

[@cuppajj]

That is the question.

[@gryena]

my brother is a huge zelda fan, and when he started watching this video, he was cringing so hard

[@noodles9003]

Just like me :D

[@JodenPaoloPeroy]

"PC-standards realistic" You meant "hyperrealistic" right?

[@gaspardsavoureux8680]

Joden Paolo Peroy *H Y P E R R E A L I S T I C B L O O D*

[@videotoblin]

@@gaspardsavoureux8680 (scary)

[@owanjila7869]

When it said Ganondorf had blown Links head off I thought off him going "HODUKEN!" Just me? Ok

[@yobin3711]

Wow, if that first story is an sign of things to come, then I think we're in for something magical.

[@stevepensando2593]

Number 7 reminded me of that episode of Gravity Falls where Soos started playing a dating simulator game where the girl in the game was intelligent and started falling in love him. After Soos started dating a real girl, she went full psycho and tried to download his memory into the game

[@antonanderson1965]

Yeesh, these stories make about as much sense as seeing Bob the Builder and Jigsaw singing "Yankee Doodle" while doing the Can-Can in Lederhosen.

[@dorothygilley3194]

Two things: 1) Ganon and Ganondorf are different. Same person but different 2) Some discs do create smells! I forgot what games do it, but there are video games that intentionally produce the smell of blood to immerse you in its story

[@GothKatt]

#9 sounds like the plot of a hentai porno and GameStop only goes back to the previous generation. It's the Mom and Pop used game stores that would have Nintendo 64 games.

[@KM-hv1jg]

I kind of like the idea of a jealous AI. With better execution, that story could have been all right.

[@tsubakiofmelancholy6297]

The original Twilight Zone had a similar plot. Gravity Falls did too.

[@Moxo_]

You are going to trigger Leafy fans with that joke soon, Hoodo. xd

[@StormRulerKazunagi]

HISSSSSSSS lol

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

BRING IT ON, BOII

[@doomslayer2466]

@@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge Am is wiht uyo

[@doomslayer2466]

@@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge of course I am making jokes with the misspelling.

[@carbootstudios2459]

Fingers crossed that The Kill Waker will be at the Top 5.

[@OfficialNinjaSkillz]

Let's hope.

[@carbootstudios2459]

OfficialNinjaSkillz Cheers mate.

[@comebackkid6430]

Henry Stanley my friend showed me that and he thought it was good.

[@MinelightITA]

wait, in the first one it says that the Smell came from the TV, but wasn't the game for 3ds?

[@foodham3277]

IKR!?

[@juneabee5848]

Minelight also, the author said ocarina of time, then switched to majora's mask on the Wii

[@WarioLandIV]

Just a smelly TV.

[@Tytoalba777]

You know, I was literally just thinking "Hm, it's about time for a new Hoodo episode, I wonder when it's coming." Right now apparently.

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

OHH, OHH, OHH IT'S MAAAGIC

[@Tytoalba777]

***** Never believe it's not so!

[@BreezeBreex]

James A Clouder oh it's magic!

[@afreakazoid4813]

KZbinr: *adds a trigger warning without making a joke at it's expense* Me, rolling on the floor: the prophecy,,,,,,,,it's come true,,,,,,,,,,,,,the one they spoke of,,,,,the hero,,,,,,,,,,he has arrived,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[@unHolyEvelyn]

Yeah back in 2016 too, that's nuts

[@GrandCorsair]

He smelled it through the TV? Yet he was playing a 3DS... Then the other guy killed him self and then wrote a note? If your fanfic references Ben Drowned you already failed.

[@kyanicprince]

Well, BEN Drowned was a great story when it came out, but then everybody made copypastas about it, and it became dull and overrated. So it's the fandom's fault.

[@Dreigonix]

+GrandCorsair First rule of creepypasta: DO NOT CROSS THE MEMES.

[@masonschwalm2010]

Also in the first story isn’t Master Quest only on the GameCube and 3DS versions? lol

[@KestrelDC]

Why are game files in creepypastas almost always .EXE?

[@garfieldfan2005]

Because Sonic.exe sounds scarier than Sonic.jpeg or Sonic.mp3.

[@cuppajj]

KestrelDC Because they want to sound super spooky.

[@naplockblubba5369]

Because sonic.exe

[@epicwario6417]

In actuality, it's because the .EXE file is what you run to play PC games. Sonic.EXE was just called Sonic. The .EXE is the file that loaded the "cursed" game. The .EXE wasn't supposed to be part of his name, but people used it anyway and it stuck.

[@autobotstarscream765]

KestrelDC The only good "ClassicVideoGameCharacter.EXE" story is MegaMan.EXE.

[@xSmythosx]

Dennis...you triggered them. The Leafy Fans AND the Tumblrists. RIP, my guy.

[@karolinasadovska8388]

tell me the last time someone said "leafy" and the fans were okay with it

[@JJsTendency]

Hey Hoodlum. Can u do a top 10 Worst Pokemon Creepypastas after these two parts? I'd really love that! Btw I love your Content! Keep making it ;)

[@snoc637]

I second that! There are sooo many crappy pokemon pastas..

[@bonehead8784]

SnOc to late

[@theMimicsBox]

People really need to stop using rape as humor or plot filler. It's honestly not okay.

[@hoodlummsunflower6382]

Right?

[@theMimicsBox]

Pussymaster 69 first of all who said I wasn't, second of all it's asinine to say someone is butthurt for being offended by something like that.

[@theMimicsBox]

***** I wasn't making a blanket statement, not all literature is in good taste. Not all writers are morally alligned

[@moonkingdomify]

I agree. If you write about it take it seriously and do research into the long and short term effects. Never sexualize it and always make seem disgusting and traumatizing.

[@NeobricksSpaz36]

I agree with you mimic, it get annoying when something is brought up (like rape or murder) that seem it should affect the story more but it just there to fill up time and it become inconsequential.

[@nickuniverse347]

I love your channel, I know you probably get a lot of people saying this but. here's one more ;)

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

Awww, thank you! :)

[@crzymnky47]

Number 9 made me vomit

[@complicatedpanda1033]

CrzyMnky - BotW Completionist Gaming you're not alone.

[@doctabaldhead]

#9 Was pretty fucking awful. Especially when you remember that it took place before the timeskip. I am just glad that there was very little detail. Hardcore loli rape/impregnation with a happy ending for the rapist is pretty spooky sure but not in the way the were going for.

[@Teaaa12]

With the Majora mask. I didn't know what the hell I was supposed to do so I wasted all my three days trying to find the goddamn kids. 😑

[@Dreigonix]

Same. XD

[@andrewmoore2225]

please tell me I am not the only one who was furious at number 9 I mean it is just that (long explanation ahead) this idiot of a writer decided to use rape in their story just because I guess they wanted it to sound cool but really think about it these characters that we zelda fans came to love to enjoy interacting with just used as thrown away sex dolls just because the author wanted their story to be edgy and you think that all of their actions would be justified by killing jeff right ( oh and by the way jeff Is the worst in any story he is in what so ever) wrong instead they wanted their complete garbage of a story that they wanted jeff to live and be happy when the main character saw jeff forcibly having sex with these different types of girls and may I remind you that they are KIDS so they just decided to make the stupidest thing that they can do at the top or their head and just one thing for sure that I am glad this is on trollpasta cause at least the people over creepypasta hated this story as much as I do. oh and by the way hoodhoodlum you are the best

[@deadmaster9360]

Do you...know what a period is!?

[@andrewmoore2225]

Dead Master sorry. I got too mad to proof read.

[@billkoutsoubas5265]

Andrew Moore Sorry but it is the most stupid I think

[@complicatedpanda1033]

that damn ape Your not, Number 9 is just retarded and twisted!

[@complicatedpanda1033]

Dreigonix YEA! ITS THE MOST SICK THE PRODUCED BY A HUMAN! SOMEHOW IT'S ACTUALLY WORSE THAN JEFF THE FUCKING KILLER!

[@Niobesnuppa]

"I could kill you, or you could voluntarily have sex with me" It's not really voluntary if he's threatening to kill her otherwise, though, is it?

[@DatScharger64]

Number 10's idea could be turned into a decent fanfiction. Number 9 though... makes me question the author's moral concepts.

[@distorityedan3081]

A drinking game in which you take a shot every time there's blood and rape and dead charachters involved in videogame or lost episode creepypastas

[@daniellelane9747]

3:13-3:15 He did WHAT to Zelda's caretaker!!??

[@UltraHylia]

“I was on the way to work when I saw a new GameStop... so I went in, bought OOT and went straight home to play it, clearly not giving two f***s about my job.”

[@damiengamez1909]

Aw man now I can't sleep cause Imma get nightmares. These creepypastas have scarred me for life.

[@Astroastromancer]

DID YOU JUST ASSUME. MY GENDER!?! I'm already dying of laughter

[@poosh7645]

Three years later OR *M Y N A M E J E F F*

[@reesethehighlyabsentminded1352]

Maybe next horrible creepypasta series we could do "Pokémon creepypastas" I'm really excited for this series and I just wanted to give you suggestions.

[@mrsurge4789]

Number 9 is like: What?! Jeff is evolving! ! Jeff has evolved into Ted Bundy!

[@spiderspider9454]

Me: actually reads number nine Me: ... Also me: ... Even more me-ness: ... I’m not that important but me: ... Even more me: ... Mee : ... This comment went overboard on me, and that story was overboard on...ummmmm....

[@syverah_nahja4047]

idk why I died during the "did you assume my gender" part good stuff

[@Retjlj]

cause you never heard an actual joke before so you have a shitty sense of humor

[@syverah_nahja4047]

Whoa, I forgot I posted this comment, to think it was someone who wanted to say my humor from the past was bad that reminded me, cool

[@dreamyycarnival]

@@Retjlj imagine replying to four year old comments and not stopping to think the OP has changed, can’t be me lmfao

[@Retjlj]

@@dreamyycarnival yeah cuz comments have a time limit and you can only reply to them for a year.. wtf also i am not a fucking mind reader how could i possibly now they changed?😒

[@marzthegreat6655]

Open the door.......... Get on the floor.............. EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR!!!!

[@ladylunaginaofgames40]

Irony of Zelda A. I. Story: This came back to bite us all in Doki Doki Literature Club. Would be better if they took that story and combined it with Zelda A. I. and somehow sound better.

[@TomDocouto]

Luna Royal Games also Gravity Falls.

[@japhydoesminecraft6595]

18:42 "Do not fund artificial intelligence!!!" Me: whatevs... I will just create artificial intelligence anyway...

[@fearwithab6844]

"Bear with me, guys..." Me: RAR!!!! **eats a salmon** chuff **makes bear sounds**

[@yoink1237]

Holy shit i didnt look at ur channel name when you put on leafys intro i thought it was him.XD then it screamed NOOO GOD PLEASE NO...NOOOOOOOO

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

;P

[@karolinasadovska8388]

I just sat there and are pretzels and then the intro song played in and i was like "wait wait hold on" then the intro and i was like "tf" and then the video played and i started laughing. but i have a question. why though? aren't you scared that one of his fuckboys are gonna report it as copyright?

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

karolina sadovska If they do, I'll slam 'em hard with the fact that it's fair use for parody :P

[@karolinasadovska8388]

+HoodoHoodlumsRevenge eeeeeeeh I don't think that's gonna work *coughyoutubeheroescough* but it was worth the joke

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

karolina sadovska Oh, it's gonna work. Just look at each and every time some company or KZbinr take down videos that go under fair use. Hint; they get decimated ;P

[@deadaccdeadacc2134]

I was debating if I was going to subscribe to your channel but after 0:50 I'm definitely subscribing

[@lenlordofknowledge]

Just... why? Why must these exist? My favorite franchise... why?

[@MiudmonDice]

think of it kind of like rule 34, but instead of porn, its "if it exists, there's bad fanfiction of it"

[@foodham3277]

rule102: if it's a thing there will be bad fanfiction of it

[@Gokussjdensetsuno45]

Rule 666: If it exist, there's a horrible creepypasta about it.

[@doomslayer2466]

Rule 68. If it exists there is creepypasta of it.

[@lampun5153]

#10s ending with the whole "these events cannot take place" was actually kinda clever.

[@That_Isabelle]

I’m disappointed you didn’t put number 9 later on the list. That story utterly disgusted me.

[@TheGravityBreaker]

13:51 I was pretty damn scared when he started saying my name, I was like, WOAH WAOH WOAH WHAT?

[@angerytemplar777]

Hoodo could cod Creepypastas exist or is the game itself a Creepypasta?

[@daedriccheddar]

Believe it or not, there actually are CoD creepypastas. Some examples are "Red Tuesday" and "COD: Black Ops Hell".

[@killmaimflay]

Crappypastas for a crappy game :P

[@YamiSpyroX]

Somehow writes a story about a horrific experience they had while playing Call of Duty Online. They claimed the server was haunted by ghost children!

[@coachrenaldo]

Ryan Ozog or maybe the writer could not control the character, and started killing people with a knife. With hyper realistic blood!

[@mrtuxedo1467]

I suppose cod creepypastas could exist. maybe about a cod who develops a thirst for hyper realistic blood and starts killing everyone.

[@wobbleman3700]

> one minute into the video > "did u just asume my gender" joke > leaves immediately

[@fritzy8318]

Didn’t see the pinned post did you loser.

[@acesamm]

⁠@@fritzy8318unironically calling people a “loser” ain’t gonna get people by your side, especially since the pinned post didn’t mention that part unless you tap “read more”

[@fritzy8318]

@@acesamma)I’m literally trans b) that’s pure laziness to put ‘but it’s in the read more!’ Like wow you’re pathetic c) this video is from 2016. That humor was everywhere. Grow a thicker skin cissy.

[@cow4]

"and then i killed myself" me: yup, i belive _that..._

[@autobotstarscream765]

"...and the player chose Link.EXE." At that point in #9, you already know it's going to be Sonic.EXE trash. The only good .EXE is MegaMan.EXE.

[@NyxHarmonia6976]

TRASH DELETED BUSTING LEVEL:S YOU GET:1000000 ZENNY

[@faultyvideos2215]

Battle network's awesome

[@mobileterrarian3653]

There's actually a fanmade battle between Megaman.EXE and Sonic.EXE in some Wikia. Also, Sonic.EXE DOES have the potential to be good through fan works. Number 9? HECK NO.

[@Blackestfang]

I protest that opening! my grandma is 69 and she is the one that got my into zelda. but yeah so much cringe in these stories, the games have plenty of creepy stuff so write off that, while in game. I personally adore creepypasta that also create a backstory.

[@arandomguy7110]

This is the face you see when the murder in a horror movie gets you in a corner 2:18

[@joshuamaggard]

If the 2nd story with Jeff is in the child timeline that makes it much worse

[@josebrumbo]

8:43 The creepy part is that they never specified if they were in the future or the past, so this is f'ed up either way

[@acesamm]

Heh, a Zelda interactive A.I. Like that’ll ever happen, no sirree.

[@WhaleManMan]

Man your editing has gotten better.

[@fink_rat]

6:51 the .exe at the end is most likely all lowercase, signifying that it's a game program

[@infinityalbi9840]

3:28 "starting with that milk farm over there!"

[@gokubread2733]

oh for god sake i just finished majors mask 3D last month

[@theultimatepepe4214]

gr8 profile pic m8 i r8 it 8/8

[@Mel20247]

Link:I have a spooky creepypasta!! The greiving gumball:hold my noose

[@catchiemoo1276]

Actually... You're right about creepypasta's (mostly crappy ones) having a lot of rape in them. Like wtf. Can't they think of something else? Also love your videos!

[@juneabee5848]

"Then they turned into faces of my friends" What if I have no friends?

[@ctrlz7582]

Yep, there is a prequel and a sequel to Ben drowned.

[@theprimestskeletron676]

There was actually a huge ARG around it. (That no one writing creepypastas seems to know about.)

[@mostar1219]

I have a feeling that the title "Zelda's Death" was less about the princess and more about the franchise itself if everyone died

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

"I SLAMMED the cartridge in my N64, and *broke it* -started playing immediately- "

[@infinityalbi9840]

In the first story you forgot to mention that the guy couldn't find the goddamn Kokiri Sword...

[@benitoskeeto]

when Jeffrey was mentioned all I heard in my mind was the godly voice of Channing Tatum

[@jadedahlman2693]

Somehow I knew Ben Drown would be in here somewhere. When I saw the Ben Drown fan fic I said to myself, "How am I not surprised???"

[@bluejayfinch]

Emy_ Mc_Awesome *Drowned

[@saltheirishgit]

DAFUQ ARE THESE STORIES

[@lazybot5569]

Proof that humanity is doomed as a species....

[@Gokussjdensetsuno45]

I have spoken with god, and he he has abandoned us.

[@WeNeedAMeteor38274]

+Nameless Avenger You got that from that creepypasta story about a guy who has no senses in the experiment didn't you? (Forgot what it's called)

[@Gokussjdensetsuno45]

Gateway of the Mind

[@WeNeedAMeteor38274]

thanks :)

[@fngoj2247]

He was playing ocarina of time on his 3ds, but he smelled body's through the tv

[@ona512]

HoodoHoodlum: Makes a tasteless triggered joke and makes a serious trigger warning in the same video what are you

[@Dreigonix]

Self-aware?

[@ona512]

Dreigonix Oh nooww I get what you were trying to say. Yeah maybe self aware? idk

I found that stupid too

[@bingo2underscores]

brave

[@karaoconnoraliasraidra]

I feel the serious trigger warning was an acknowledgment that rape and such are actual issues that have traumatized people while the earlier triggered joke was poking fun at the people who scream, "OMG triggered!!1!" at every little thing.