Insane Motivational Memes For Guys

[@derekgil8427]

*”i’ve got big dreams and an even bigger ass”* is for sure a quote that’s gonna go in history textbooks

[@jamesedgar3575]

It'll be in reference to a Kardashian

[@Parker.-.]

Kim Kardashian’s new lawyer slogan

[@lowkeydominick]

For sure

[@leahheart2319]

Can’t wait for that. Finally, something we can use outside of school!

[@QueerAndHunger]

I've got small dreams, and my ass is even smaller.

[@lillystryker8570]

A pair of enemies are waiting for each other to get married before they fall in love. They both die alone. The end.

[@horseluver4ever623]

Plot twist: marry each other

[@ewu..]

HorseLuver4Ever 😏

[@nieveorirlniamh]

@@horseluver4ever623 lol. yes

[@nieveorirlniamh]

@@horseluver4ever623 lol. yes

[@astromoonie]

@@horseluver4ever623 if you focus you can hear the rapid keyboard clacking of thousands of fanfic writers in the night

[@garfieldbrooks]

danny: "your one stop shop for tips and tricks on how to be a good boy!" my dog: **listens intently**

[@aly5320]

my dog: y'all hear sum?

[@grimreapeter5436]

Your dog doesn’t need to watch a video to be a good boy. He’s already a good boy

[@aaron_n6310]

Dog status= ☠️

[@ligood]

My dog: what about a good girl?

[@kareemzoubi3057]

🤣😂😂😂

[@charlotterose9749]

why wait for your handsome enemy to get married when you can just marry your handsome enemy

[@nothinghere6410]

Facts.

[@-skeetybeety-5240]

I mean, he is very handsome 👀

[@No-qd8ng]

Modern Problems require Modern Solutions.

[@spicemoss]

NOW we're talking

[@MixterMMA]

Its big brain time

[@moxygirlhey]

Imagine telling your crush that you can’t date because your handsome nemesis isn’t married yet

[@hamluk_]

but my crush is my handsome nemesis wait a minute-

[@moxygirlhey]

Aaron Heych easy now

[@hamluk_]

@@moxygirlhey does it apply if your "rivalry" is doing that weird thing where you try to pass each other in a walkway and both move to the same side at once?

[@moxygirlhey]

Aaron Heych it absolutely counts, if it happens with the same person more than once. I can’t wait to watch this love story/rivalry showdown blossom

[@hamluk_]

@@moxygirlhey perfect 👌🏼

[@viamendes1621]

3:06 ohhh that's why Drew waited to marry Amanda. He needed to make sure Danny and Laura were married first

[@smackmyassandcallmecharlie4579]

No, Drew and Danny are in love.

[@omarsingh5771]

smack my ass and call me charlie shut up before I smack your ass and call you charlie

[@Bob-np2uc]

Omar Singh shut up before I O your Singh

[@gabilopes375]

1362 Bob shut up before I 1362 your Bob

[@suibhnee]

Olivia Delpho shut up before i delpho ur olivia

[@isabellaherrington5369]

Two things to always remember 1: the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell 2: wait for your handsome nemesis to get married before you fall in love

[@natejackson862]

Isabella Herrington and I got the parents in the back. Of the Audi.

[@spungifungi]

The fitness gram pacer test is a multistage anaerobic fitness test...

[@spungifungi]

Lol

[@homu790]

3. if your handsome nemesis just won’t get married marry your nemesis

[@clairebear1555]

1,000 LIKES BABY

[@alicegriffin3588]

I want a wattpad fanfic about two handsome enemies who keep waiting for the other to get married until they eventually realize they’re in love with each other.

[@name_notimportant8038]

😂😂😂

[@leahburcham8743]

probably already exists lmao

[@bangtanchefs4849]

oh my god please

[@Molly-555]

Carry on by rainbow Rowell. Not a fanfic but it definitely has that kind of concept

[@alicegriffin3588]

Molly 555 Lmao I actually love that book that’s awesome

[@AnomalyINC]

Instructions unclear, married my handsome enemy, and we have three morally ambiguous and semi-adorable children.

[@bigtoefungusvs.friedpochun7612]

"Still a better love story than Twilight"

[@hahaloser6376]

i’m awaiting the day where there is a worse love story than twilight

[@rono3457]

@@hahaloser6376 fifty shades of grey

[@hahaloser6376]

@@rono3457 point taken, good day

[@tomuchcamoflauge]

@@rono3457 365 days, the worse version

[@caffeinegremlin251]

broke : waiting until your handsome nemesis is married, then fall in love woke: marry your handsome nemesis

[@barelyfunctioning3982]

caffeine nocaine Underrated comment

[@goompo]

Nemesis: I'll trap you! Me: You've already trapped me... In your heart. Nemesis. Aww... *Edit:* _Cheez-Its Fries that's a lotta likes_

[@wherethefrickismygoat7161]

Bada bing badaboom my good sir, you’ve trivagoed the hotel. I’ll tell Chief immediately.

[@W0RMGUTS]

I’m gonna be so woke

[@vickyliza83]

caffeine nocaine yeahhhhhhh (Also cool name)

[@gayghostguy2089]

'You can either have a girlfriend or self respect'. Oh good, I have neither of them.

[@BluebeerryBPS]

5tr0n9 r080t man But you have fellow Greg

[@Qkrizi]

This is a mood

[@mikefitzgerald548]

Yep ;-;

[@mrsawstenknight69420]

5tr0n9 r080t man same (i don’t have a boyfriend either)

[@starkolixx]

I have a boyfriend so can't relate XD

[@yamama9134]

Imagine your handsome nemesis never gets married and it's you who has really have been fooled

[@SorowFame]

Your handsome nemesis actually had a crush on you but was too nervous to say so they were waiting for you to make the first move.

[@MuhamadAli06]

You thought that i was being fooled, until you knew who was really fooled

[@welp5468]

LOL

[@toshitajoshi3851]

@@MuhamadAli06 We've been.... Bamboozled

[@crispygaming7491]

@@toshitajoshi3851 Or you could say, hoodwinked. :3

[@enabunny5522]

danny's the type of guy to repeat someone's typo in the group chat and make it the name

[@potmeetkettle]

@royal ghost >.< I remember being in a group like that.... And since I lagged so much, I was always the one making the typo.

[@BlazeIcyRobloxVids]

haha i do that

[@user-fh4fs3ur6h]

Im that friend lol that happened just now

[@avocadoemmy4961]

thats definitely me

[@avocadoemmy4961]

@@BlazeIcyRobloxVids lmao

[@doodledkaiju]

"How to be a good boy" Dogs: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[@scratch472]

Why does the dog have so many eyes?

[@leahheart2319]

I can’t believe what this world has come to, it’s sickening smh🤦‍♀️

[@raeh123]

Scratch because he’s Cerberus

[@kiokiokio6969]

@@leahheart2319 Is that a joke or is it serious? I agree either way.

[@leahheart2319]

Da Pereza it’s a joke, don’t worry 😆

[@panepistimiakoslogariasmos8758]

Can we just appreciate how smooth Danny's transition from vine to KZbin was?

[@xfire3778]

GregHead 13 can we just appreciate how smooth his transition to that sponsor was

[@L76-k8y]

No.

[@asymmetricpixiedust5374]

We cannot, sorry

[@exotikals116]

I have no emotion

[@Bambabababambam]

ExilentGaming relatable

[@dimensionalremi]

"you can either have a girlfriend or self-respect" gay men: it's all coming together

[@mars-nf9cj]

lesbians: :(

[@victhehampter]

@@mars-nf9cj wlw can just make our girlfriends our wives and then we can have both 😎

[@bumble1303]

@@mars-nf9cj fhshdjd another toh fan

[@mars-nf9cj]

@@bumble1303 hi :)

[@goingunder2548]

me, a lesbian: alright let me take the girls out of your hands for you ;)

[@alexthebudgie9071]

‘You can either have a girlfriend or self respect’ It’s a good thing I have neither

[@gracechristensen9352]

Yeah, your budgie in adorable 💖

[@confuzzled1302]

Adorable bird. I have neither too ;-;

[@cadenceolivia6304]

felt that

[@MuhamadAli06]

Saame😂

[@beccacatherine1143]

your little budgie alex is very pretty 💙. maybe you'll get a girlfriend at some point, but please remember that you don't need a girlfriend, you're perfectly whole and alright without being in a relationship 💙

[@miazheng1336]

"i got big dreams, and an even bigger ass"- danny gonzalez 2k19

[@haya2941]

Lol

[@haya2941]

@@estherpace5620 it is a reference to my favorite character in my fav anime ( katsuki bakugou from bnha) thx

[@hilda5820]

mia zheng That sounds like something from the introduction videos in love island

[@nsinghize]

That's the opening line to a casting couch video for sure

[@miazheng1336]

Hilda 5 my god yes “hi, i’m danny gonzalez😋😝, i have a wife but fuck her🤪🤬🤬 yknow cos i have big dreams and an even bigger ass🥵🥵, and she’s just really pinning me down😭😔”

[@ayeeperccofficial]

Enemy: *gets married* You: *falls in love* Enemy: *holy frick i can't believe he did that*

[@joey1_]

The frickening 4k ultra HD

[@Lanoixsette]

Awww, I can't believe you've done this

[@howdypardner6278]

Language!

[@ashr8140]

Enemy : pikachu meme

[@vickyliza83]

100 monsters lol

[@edwardbridges-oconnor6251]

Wait, does every guy have a handsome enemy? Are they supposed to be more handsome than us, or just comparably handsome? Are we assigned to be each other's enemy, or do we just pick one another? I should write my congressman about this...

[@lakeharper5830]

hey any news on what your congressman said

[@dianas6800]

@@lakeharper5830 Plot twist ... Congressman is handsome enemy 😳

[@lakeharper5830]

@@dianas6800 👀👀 oh my god they were constituents

[@noface3641]

aww do all boys have a fated handsome enemy🥺 like matching souls

[@themasterprocrastinator4933]

Username checks out..?

[@papilonglegs9738]

So here I am, calmly doing my homework while this plays in the background, then suddenly... "WE HAVE THREE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN TOGETHER VANESSA!!!" Seriously though, that scared the shit out of me (my name's Vanessa). I fricking JUMPED

[@fransedajohanes4175]

Yes Vanessa. I don't even know you now. But I will. And you can't hide. Lmao. Best tips of my lyfe

[@suspiciousman4402]

Oh my goodness same I be like at 2:15: woah this is getting intense Then that left me like :O

[@vanessadalpiaz6423]

Shout out to all the Vanessa’s out here getting creeped out by that line

[@Lycan_the_deerdog]

Well you should stop ignoring his messages VANESSA!!!

[@vanessawolf5160]

Same 😂😂

[@louisfroot]

Ether way, I'm glad that after years of searching we finally found the male equivalent of just girly things.

[@brichavez1415]

Louis Fruit ether

[@rryu05]

Bri Chavez tf is ether

[@nyanfem]

either

[@alexanderbrain1812]

*either

[@juliajello3558]

Lol why did three people after the first person corrected them ... correct them....

[@lexxieanni]

4:41 *found my senior quote*

[@EllisAlcantara]

Let’s see it then

[@The_UmbrellaMan]

Honestly same

[@oliviapanella3051]

BAHAHHA

[@ew8550]

mine is "i got a flat dreams, and even a flatter @$$"

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

and mine is "I have no dreams, and my ass is even more nonexistent" yes it doesn't exist and I poop out of my urethra.

[@slushiie9674]

the words "handsome enemy" is something straight out of an enemies to lovers fanfiction

[@boppenhagen9062]

G - fastest R - growing E - channel G - On KZbin Don't look it up tho

[@kezvo0512]

Randomized bUt THaTs NoT hOW iT wOrkS!

[@melodyhaviland9393]

Randomized ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

[@ii_bakuhoe_ii1518]

Wow you are totally original...

[@ale_xxx-i]

but dont look that up thoe

[@skittleturkey4356]

Wait.... am I the only who sees something wrong with this? I can't place my finger what though but just something Is off.

[@fasoladm6979]

Video: Is for boys only Me: It looks like I'm about to break the law

[@persninthecmmentssection9246]

I AM THE LAW

[@persninthecmmentssection9246]

Stop you've volite the law,it's been to long since I seen a good comment.

[@Gloomy_zero]

Stop you violated the law. It's been too long sense I've had a good call.

[@maceelynnae]

*cracks knuckles*

[@exotikals116]

Heh, can't relate...

[@mongiibebe7578]

Thank God I’m a girl I never get into altercations with my arch-nemeses

[@missundies]

Mon Bébé Well, I'm now your arch nemesis and this officially AN ALTERCATION.

[@missundies]

Mon Bébé And I'm handsome too.

[@beidoumybeloved5333]

Ikr xD

[@honeypie4156]

how to be a good boy • sit •stay •bark •shake •spin •obey owner

[@raneemrashid6439]

please tell me why I read the first two lines of this after being awake for 31 hours and had a moment of complete and utter confusion while thinking 'wow I guess the standards I set for myself are really too high'....pandemic got me forgetting about the existence of dogs 😭😭

[@EmperorAnimates777]

@@raneemrashid6439 oml 😂😂

[@robinthefool8960]

OwO

[@alfreddeyo217]

kill me

[@emmamose24]

imagine if both of the guys who are enemies just never got married bc they were waiting for each other to find love bc they both saw the same instagram post

[@wholeblends4327]

emmaclle haha

[@km-123]

this is a good au idea

[@cottontaelle]

they marry each other

[@emeraldtopaz]

They both make a fake account to catfish the other and slowly (and obliviously) fall in love Dude, I want to write this now

[@kee7374]

@@emeraldtopaz please write this and send me the link lmao

[@doctocatto1277]

On 4/22/2019 This is 1# on trending in The U.S

[@Salem_Core]

It is #1 , not 1#

[@join2131]

The Fluff vm.tiktok.com/d2deSy/

[@ambercastillo6030]

wait... it’s only in the us!?

[@69Macaquinho69]

@@ambercastillo6030 yes

[@planeteriah]

The Fluff Ik Greg taking over

[@mariahfan1316]

"But I want my parents in the backseat of my Audi *The Audi R8 pictured is literally a two seater*

[@sovietbot6708]

It was a nice way of saying trunk

[@alexvasilachi9558]

@Madeline Harper the trunk is too small to fit even the limbs and you dont want to ruin the aerodynamics and 0-60 times by having them stuck on the roof so the ash tray is really the best option

[@kazakukog]

maybe his parents are just very very small, *don't judge a book by its cover*

[@1jdizzy1]

The trunk is in the front too, so I guess you are supposed to throw em in the engine lol

[@justbumblebee1]

Low keey saying je doesn't want his parents in his life, eather 😂

[@stevefilms1997]

I showed up and my handsome enemy’s wedding and he thought I would sabotage it but instead I went up to him and I told him “they thought they fooled me until they got to know who were really fooled.” And then we signed the marriage documents and we’ve lived happily ever since

[@unknown-hh7he]

beautiful

[@buttercup3123]

I'm very happy for u

[@cherilynsarts8845]

Amazing.

[@royald5170]

#1 on Trending? Greg really IS the fastest growing army

[@cmarie7867]

Still, don't look that up.

[@nyateehee8578]

Did you have a doubt?

[@paulcosby8662]

dontlookthatup

[@sophiej_7275]

Yes

[@jjb0nks]

c marie yep don’t

[@Chloe-ef9sl]

NUMBER ONE ON TRENDING GREG IS READY TO TAKE OVER

[@mccalderbros5647]

Chloe I immediately checked the comments to see if anyone else commented on this. Fastest growing army on KZbin

[@lilliehurst6573]

Chloe, GREG has already taken over😌

[@bananas6604]

Yee yee

[@janiebanana]

Chloe I mean we are the #1 fastest growing KZbin army because we are Greg *Dont look that up**

[@bananas6604]

@icy_does_things yeeyee yeeyee *hits the WOAH*

[@spiderdude2099]

Therapist: "it's ok, Thicc Danny can't hurt you, he's not real" Thicc Danny: 4:40

[@dalia4530]

“I got big dreams but an even bigger ass” My new motto

[@offworld8811]

My new moto moto*

[@persninthecmmentssection9246]

I LIKE ME DREAMS BIG, I LIKE MY SUCCESS CHUNK

[@imalex2575]

@@zara-uq3lw me🤣🤣

[@coolcandyyaya9146]

HAHA I love that

[@DeeGeeG]

Sounds like the incel subreddits. But with less racism.

[@fruitygarlic3601]

So capitalist MGTOWs then?

[@jellydonut1875]

So, all of reddit, with less racism

[@misnomer6345]

So... reddit basically

[@sweeflyboy]

@@misnomer6345 Unus Annus

[@misnomer6345]

@@sweeflyboy memento mori

[@JakeCuster]

You heard it here first, Greg. We can’t fall in love until all Craig’s are married

[@ChrisShyam]

HAH I WILL NEVER GET MARRIED😈😭😭

[@Anya-hd5lq]

Jake Custer only the handsome craigs

[@eleventeenthirty2163]

Anya there ARE NO HANDSOME CRAIGS

[@itscrab9124]

I'm not married yet muahahahaha

[@mineitcraft2589]

No THIS CANT BE TRUE!! I WILL NEVER FIND LOVE NOW!!!!

[@zaina9250]

Yeaaaahhh I’m gonna take my Audi to the old town road I’m gonna ride till I can’t no more *i got my parents in the back*

[@rosemarydear]

fucK someone beat me to it sdfhglfgh

[@fartface4934]

While the parents are crying

[@freetoad5]

Baby seat intact They just fucking smashed Swerving now I'm gonna crash

[@NikoCoy]

Whats up reverse bro

[@enhypenenthusiastt]

Lololololol I’m dying XD

[@kittencorp.3295]

10:05 ⚠️ TRADE OFFER ⚠️ I receive: the sun You receive: a candle

[@KateCantDraw]

Moths: 👀

[@GabeErwin]

I love waking up on a Monday morning as a Greg haha

[@KristenZianourry2015]

Gabe Erwin same gabe same

[@lilvantasfan834]

I wake up a Greg every day.

[@sofiasaaand8083]

Shut ut gaybe

[@trulygreg7620]

love ur videos

[@maremesow3965]

Hey, it’s you.

[@gabycurcic5181]

Meanwhile, in a parallel universe: Danny: IVe GOt BIG DReaMs anD An EvEn BigGer AsS *Laura walks in and stares confusedly at Danny*

[@alanareece2233]

Wait who is laura

[@AlleywayMurder]

Alana Reece his wife I think

[@reilly1518]

@@alanareece2233 his wife

[@misseli1]

"I want my parents in the backseat crying" that bit always makes me laugh

[@hannahflowers4069]

Why do I feel like Danny would be an amazing actor for The Office?

[@remingtonrr7848]

Rose' Flower he looks like the love child of Gabe and Ryan lol

[@alicebergin6646]

He gives me very strong Gabe + Jim vibes. Gabe's snark with the mild-mannered and (mostly) non-assholey persona of Jim

[@n-underwhelming]

But also, imagine him screaming: „IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!"

[@knowyourenemies7]

Bc you think it's 10 years ago!

[@nacho6438]

Helllllllllllll yessssssssssssss

[@BeKindNotMean]

"Yeah, you know what? I think I'm having a stroke." 😂🤣😂😂😂

[@alexiscarrion3969]

I feel so validated. I thoroughly enjoy being an old man holding a mop, sitting on my recliner throne, riding around and waving to the peasants.

[@dakotpilot9876]

There's no one else on yt that can make me laugh that hard, thanks danny

[@p1geonn]

Best revenge

[@carinstrydom1515]

that's the tea

[@Littledoughlittlelitboy]

Look at coryxkenshin KZbin channel

[@estherimmele8450]

My "messenger bubble thing" hid the "laugh" in your sentence. I freaked out

[@shawnmcguire6801]

Y

[@onibeebee]

u gotta wait until they're married so u can finally give up on the deep, raw, sexual chemistry between u and move on w/ ur life

[@arithmomania1237]

Damn you're right

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

Relatable 😩

[@Ginette4]

Yeah just think about how much sexual tension they were between harry and Voldemort

[@jewelsims8805]

je siis un BULLE draco would like to say something

[@Ginette4]

@@jewelsims8805 true that true that

[@NnannaOko]

Instagram posts: **Deeply trying to convince boys that having a girlfriend will ruin your life** Happy/Healthy couples: **Visible confusion**

[@laineynichols9665]

More like confused screaming

[@SuperT]

People who want girlfriend: *more confusion*

[@gideone9802]

Guess I have to break up

[@taezer3687]

• мσσиχlιqнт • let them convince boys to not have girlfriends, there will be more lesbians

[@NnannaOko]

The BlackPlagueWeasel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@DragonDancer357]

Best tip! Marry your handsome enemy. Then they can't ruin your relationship or they ruin their own!

[@bluishwolf]

So this is why 50% of marriages end in divorce.

[@DragonDancer357]

And the other 50% is good enemies to lovers fanfics

[@ciaria4554]

Those dislikes are from CRAIGS who are jealous that Greg is the strongest army. Don't look that up

[@cleoresemanes8852]

Ciara O'Hara I looked it up after being Greg for a month. Apparently my soul is now the property of Danny Gonzalez.

[@_leeqt2279]

Cleorese Manes did you not read the fine print

[@RAWRzooted]

Ciara O'Hara I looked it up :’0 ItS tRue

[@ciaria4554]

@@RAWRzooted JOKES ON YOU YOUR SOUL IS NOW OWNED BY DANNY GONZALEZ MWAHAHAHAHA

[@bhumikasalhotra5081]

I looked it up too. it said it was lol

[@noor-hd9zd]

G- the R- fastest growing E- army G- on the internet Dont look that up

[@nicknickbeze3195]

G greg is the most R rakarakaraka E epic super fast G growing army on youtube

[@Mawfet]

I'm just waiting for someone to say, "but the first letters of those words don't match with Greg" 😂

[@Mawfet]

@@bluejaybird45 kgcoggovohbupbljvlfpufocljbljgettisupfkblvkfitsiyfjcovlvlv

[@thatsonyou6093]

_ThAtS nOT hOw It WoRkS_

[@althadottiedarcy3633]

I loocked it up and turns out greg is NOT the fastest growing youtube channel/army it is infact T-serise.i might seem lame but dats what googel says but idk who T-serise is i just know there was a fight involving it sooo....soz if dat disapointed anyone lol

[@ameliarose7628]

"I don't want kids in the back seat crying........ Ha I want my parents in the back seat crying".

[@kathyegan6676]

Amelia Rose I want the horses in the bacc

[@vickyliza83]

Amelia Rose yes I want innocents in the back seat crying out for help whilst I torture them with James Charles

[@lydieroebuck8521]

*danny talking about his arch nemisis* *troom troom coming out from behind a corner with their spy umbrella*: not so fast

[@Sky-st8xh]

Lol anyone else read that and hear troom troom voice lol

[@Sky-st8xh]

NoT SO fASt

[@platanoperiod6559]

😂😂

[@purplez3526]

You almost got away with being a girl GET OUT

[@kassie8901]

he had the perfect opportunity

[@talvr.]

“i’ve got bigger dreams and an even bigger ass” might just have to be my senior yearbook quote

[@thebaIding]

Same-

[@bobbybush1750]

I don't believe you, I need pics for proof.

[@kiki1897]

"I dont want to have kids in my backseat crying. I want my parents in my backseat crying" -Danny Gonzalez Edit:omg so many likes!

[@ninjaisastreamsniper429]

@Billys Basement . And eating it

[@Opawesum]

"I need to fall in love with a car." - Also Danny.

[@kiki1897]

THX GUYS!

[@Silly715]

"I don't want kids in my backseat crying, I want my parents in the backseat crying." the most inspiring line ever

[@jariyahhh]

i love you

[@sweetea777]

Nobody: Jk Rowling: Danny Gonzalez and Cody Ko are in an intense sexual relationship

[@kazukinoo]

SweeTEA dead meme but ok

[@TheUltimateGeminiHasSurvived]

SweeTEA this joke is so bad. Has anyone actually laughed at these jokes in the past month?

[@cheriewang6997]

Dammit she made another mistake, it's Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden. JKR is so dumb lmao

[@p.atrick.]

@@TheUltimateGeminiHasSurvived uh yeah..

[@p.atrick.]

@@TheUltimateGeminiHasSurvived people have laughed at this joke, it may not be relevant anymore but.. Oh well

[@mayamorris3263]

The power of Greg has infiltrated the KZbin Algorithm. We are finally in.

[@allysonspence1813]

Rocket Love ❤️ the profile pic

[@brkh96]

Excuse me? We were always in! We're the fastest growing army did you forget smh

[@eldritchabomination9726]

"You know, I think I'm having a stroke," -Danny Gonzalez, 2019

[@coolcrabsavethegoats2496]

why does this comment have no replies? Anyway, FIRST or somethin like that idfk edit: i deleted a sentance

[@Celest1alAdd1ct1on]

"you can either have a girlfriend or self respect" i have 2 boyfriends and no self respect what do i do

[@zestyghost4616]

just cry

[@Celest1alAdd1ct1on]

@@zestyghost4616 got that one down baybey

[@daughter_of_the_king_2580]

You officially failed in life congratulations 🥳🙂

[@Celest1alAdd1ct1on]

update guys i have 3

[@Celest1alAdd1ct1on]

and a tiny bit of seld respect

[@basicspill1442]

*_nemises_* : get married *_you_* : now i will too *_nemises_* : *nOoOoOo*

[@Eddie-ur5zu]

Did his nemesis look hot to you guys too

[@yeelias]

Enemy gets married You fall in love *Outstanding Move*

[@sophiadove2470]

Your attack is effective...

[@lucasviana1733]

With the enemy

[@kazukinoo]

EliasGamerN if it wasn’t a dead meme I’d enjoy this..

[@autumn5295]

It’s super effective!

[@thosebastardsliedtome4161]

Speech *100*

[@_sch_eme_]

"Somewhere else in that someone is of what someone would be getting fooled" "I don't understand" "Yeah you know what i think i'm having a stroke" Im crying help

[@gneepgnarp]

I luv ur pfp

[@_sch_eme_]

@@gneepgnarp thnx

[@simly5189]

“Can’t you see we don’t copy each other’s videos.... we copy Cody Ko’s”

[@ihatewatermelons2677]

This video is the BEST REVENGE to your handsome arch nemesis Cody Co

[@chelsie2767]

I hate watermelons okay, hot take tho Danny is more attractive than Cody.

[@Mo_Nilla_Co]

@@chelsie2767 ahhh, judging apples from oranges only bears sour fruit.

[@annapanini]

I hate watermelons I think you spelt ‘old’ wrong

[@bri7433]

@@Mo_Nilla_Co wise

[@jenawilliams6554]

Ko

[@murderouscroww]

"don't fall in love until your handsome enemy gets married" radiates the same energy as the "enemies to lovers" ship dynamic

[@catdrinkingclorox]

nathanial whitmore *cough* * cough* klance * cough* * cough* * cough*

[@throughthedepthsyt]

"you can have either a girlfriend or self respect" instructions unclear I now have a husband *and* self respect

[@KaiJ8]

“I’m not gonna lick the inside of your heart” -Danny Gonzalez, the fastest growing youtuber ever

[@jadeallisonhollingsworth]

*Lik

[@tienha6101]

Gordon Bailey kikmk ok

[@Crocksdemout]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3ekl4lrbNNoa8k

[@predemitdeer7508]

it's gonzalez, not gonzales

[@DammsYT]

gonzalez

[@teeththief]

3:08 Danny: Is everybody's enemy so handsome? Because God damn- mine's gorgeous *A picture of Drew Gooden appears on the screen*

[@AC-Slater]

Ok but why was I disappointed that it wasn't a picture of Drew

[@ExhaustedWombat]

There would just be two Dannys on the screen if that was the case.

[@Fartballsmcgee]

Don’t be such a silly goose, the true enemy is Craig

[@elliewuzzup7689]

Danny is narcissist confirmed everybody knows they the same person 😤👌

[@kaziyusha4342]

" I need to fall in love with a car" Roger Taylor has entered the chat.

[@krisjenner2638]

Kazi Yusha I WAS JUST THINKING THAT HAHAHAHA-

[@hellothere5843]

I'M IN LOVE WITH MY CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

[@londonlutt2604]

GOTTA FEEL FOR MY AUTOMOBILEEEE

[@nacho6438]

IT'S A METAPHOR BRIAN

[@navyavali2829]

YES THANK YOU SO MUCH JHJCHJHSX

[@CatKingultra]

As a guy I can confirm that we constantly have enemies, and i must wait until they get married before ever feeling romantic emotions.

[@Lanadelgay6789]

"I don't need kids in the back seat crying, I need my parents in the back seat crying."

[@a1burman01]

These memes are probably made by a group of those guys in all of our 11th grade classes that somehow managed to fail every single assignment in English but still acted cool and ended up being a manager at Taco Bell because they couldn’t get into a college or get a girlfriend.

[@twistytw]

Andrew Burman this is .. concerningly specific

[@ayelxn]

that's oddly specific

[@sydneybrooks6038]

Veryyyy specific comment lmao

[@icepotato6158]

Twisty T W YES

[@no6476]

This is specific but really accurate I’m concerned

[@bananatoffeepie]

2:37 be crime, do gay

[@cazzystar777]

Danny is first on trending *I guess the youtube algorithm learned who was really being tricked*

[@XxlilmewmewxX]

@Rawan Halawi are you okay

[@megamind6000]

Gosh I need a gf

[@megamind6000]

Tired of jerking off to porn

[@PremiumVibesMedia]

They were getting fooled

[@XxlilmewmewxX]

@@samsonsson328 damn maybe you're the one who's not okay

[@MilanNikolic96]

We all know your handsome enemy is Drew

[@singtalklaughli8999]

Who's Drew?? There is only Danny 👀😂

[@theworldisgoingtoend8985]

I ship it

[@barelyfunctioning3982]

Milan xDD Your worst enemy is often yourself...

[@l_amy_0]

His enemy is PAUL ZIMMER

[@christy728]

Well they're married so....

[@madi5286]

Danny does not understand the very real very homoerotic relationship between a man and his enemy

[@margmatis8885]

Avengers Endgame coming out on Friday=people crying Danny dropping a Ep on Friday=crying turns into happiness

[@hearth4days]

Hi fellow Marvel fan!

[@ausername5410]

the antisocial trashcan Lol. I’ll be a little bit happier.

[@ausername5410]

Hearth4days Hi other Marvel fan!

[@hatebaby6008]

go see shazam instead💋

[@najmahssn]

I guess I'm happy that endgame comes out on the 24th where I live💃🏾

[@PopCross]

2:33 So wait, do I need to find a handsome enemy first? Then make sure they get married? Can I settle for a mildly attractive enemy? What are the rules here?!?!

[@DojaDuxkEater]

Take a deep breath, Soldier. You're losing it

[@isavisual6602]

all u have to do is fall in love with and marry your enemy that way they'll never steal your love cuz how can they steal you love away if youre their love

[@notyourdaughter666]

PopCross Studios Art you gotta find a handsome enemy and marry him so you can break his heart and find a true love. That’s the ultimate way to achieve what the post aims for

[@arminarlert5681]

Step 1: Find a handsome enemy. Step 2: Make that said enemy fall in love with you. Step 3: Well, that enemy seducing you wasn’t part of the plan... Step 4: N-now you’re dating? C-congrats... Step 5: Oh you’re engaged. Nice. Step 6: Well, they divorced you. Just don’t send them the “mother of three children” messa- too late? Dang it. Step 7: Well, there is always chicken. At least it died for you.

[@Larrylala98]

The enemy has to be handsome the boyz said so.

[@wartrix6046]

As a man I can confirm that we all have a very handsome nemesis who is constantly plotting our downfall.

[@hijabiart8653]

Wartrix as do women! But ours all have handlebar mustaches

[@20ftTV]

GeeksandCrafts ! Are they men too or is there just a population of women enemies that have handlebar mustaches?

[@paige4674]

Wtf is this comment chain 😂

[@ronaldmcdonald2024]

Darn Craig

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

what am I supposed to be doing In my case, my enemy is myself. So, yes.

[@glyphoteque]

You gotta appreciate how these posts can't decide whether or not having a girlfriend/wife is a marker of success or an obstacle of success.

[@KELSandPEEPS]

"I want my parents in the backseat of my Audi" ... dead or alive?

[@wawawiwa___]

Lmao

[@bellaelleira]

That’s a good question 🤔

[@klaudiakustra1617]

LMAO THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@g0thvic9]

No. Just no

[@mwerkeller1872]

Crying

[@Eli3abeth]

Me: oh I haven't seen this video yet *Uploaded 3 minutes ago* Me: _Oh_

[@lemin0u]

the men running these pages need to realize that they could just be gay without automatically hating women

[@hadassah6563]

I heard someone say once, in response to a guy's question, "If you are looking for a girl, but you can't seem to find anyone for you, focus on improving yourself. Become a really great guy first. Focus on improving not only your education, job, stuff like that; but also your temperament, your character." (in paraphrasing. My memory ain't that great) I feel like this is what a lot of these memes r trying to say. Don't go crazy looking for miss right, especialy if your young. Not straight away, at least. But focus on yourself. They missed the mark sooo baaad tho

[@lillypharaoh5945]

Yeah I think they're saying that cause it's pretty easy for a guy to fall in the clutches of a toxic woman that would treat him like shit and no one would help him cause society doesn't call it abuse when it's happening to men

[@hadassah6563]

@@lillypharaoh5945 👌

[@strawberrypencl]

I think that could have been the original basis for it, but like a triple tier high-dive, they fell so far from the jumping off point.

[@hadassah6563]

@@strawberrypencl totally 👌

[@fruitygarlic3601]

Why look for goth gf, when you can become goth gf?

[@MDSF90]

Anyone else think he was going to show a picture of Drew Gooden when he mentions his “handsome enemy?” Lol

[@kheuzi6558]

I was disappointed he didn't do that lmao

[@whomsthasawakentheanciento7725]

why did I read the thumbnail as “you can have a girlfriend or self destruct”

[@pinegrinds8892]

Lol

[@leeonuh]

enemy: gets married me: falls in love *trickery 100*

[@JebeckyBoop]

What if your enemy marries your crush simply because you waited too long

[@sharik6862]

Oof 😂😂

[@adeeyuh]

you’re not allowed to have a crush until your handsome enemy gets married

[@salomecordoba160]

Your handsome* enemy

[@MatthewSheaSullivan]

AdrianRedYoyo then you go to the realm of darness with your Audi and do you

[@William.B194]

Marry his Mother or Sister

[@hollydegouveia6280]

It’s all fun and games In till your handsome enemy is aromatic

[@hola_horchata6961]

#1 ON TRENDING!!! IM PROUD OF YOU DANNY

[@linisnotreal1120]

Fire Ram u got 420 likes you’re blessed

[@czakorides9050]

Lin Win no he didn’t dumbo he got 446

[@linisnotreal1120]

Czako Rides wow it’s almost like the number of likes can change.... fucking moronic children man

[@cwhitehouse956]

Czako Rides no dumbo he got 526

[@czakorides9050]

Lin Win r/woosh r/dumass

[@saltheguy]

My name is vanesa and i freaked out when he said that ngl

[@SK-ec2ry]

My nickname is Vanessa and I was also very spooked

[@s2lLandals2]

WHAT ABOUT YOUR 3 CHILDREN

[@DannyB1111]

S K What is your real name if your nick is a full fuckin name

[@JazminPolido]

Doggo :3 scrolled just to find a comment like this.

[@matildatownend7302]

S K yeah how can a nickname be Vannessa...??

[@frederiekbaten3958]

Nobody: Facebook status: hey guys I’m Facebook status!

[@lzz6694]

Why this made me laugh?

[@Dr4gon_k1tties]

Danny: "BoYs OnLy" *Sweats nervously in female*

[@aliceh9998]

you can ignore my comments and dms, danny, but in my dreams I ignore the restraining order you filed 😙

[@moisturizednoodles6621]

whEEze

[@yana5134]

Lol

[@LoverOfAllThingsCool]

Ew gross aren't you related?

[@aliceh9998]

@@LoverOfAllThingsCool yes 😏

[@marktownsend2594]

love that for you

[@fish_in_distress]

If you haven't heard of MGTOW (Men Going Their Own Way) it's basically a whole online community of guys who think like this, crazy crazy stuff

[@lorenadias6730]

I've googled it, and I am speechless. It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

[@lorenadias6730]

www.mgtow.com/testimonials/ guys, look at this LOL

[@jimmybuffetmargaritaville]

Feminist? No,no,no, menimist...

[@angerayne]

Yeah it's crazy, stumbled upon a subreddit dedicated to mgtow and i lost like a third of my brain cells.

[@Coolbillion]

Pretty much exactly the opposite of what it‘s supposed to be. Men going their own way? Nah, rather men completely obsessed with how bad women are.

[@WhatRemainsofNovaJames]

Person: I love you Boy: NOT UNTIL MY HANDSOME ENEMY GETS MARRIED!

[@itslubia]

You heard of dummy thicc, now get ready for 4:41 DANNY THICC

[@PrezJoFlo]

Yaassssss

[@Rainbow-zt7xp]

These accounts: exist Everyone in the comments: 👌👌🔥🔥🔥💯💯

[@jebbo-c1l]

truuu 👌👌👌💯💯💯

[@nooriman5944]

Ebbe B Lol ironic