How to cook Zelda dishes, in Real Life

[@DougDoug]

uhhhh

[@MastaSensi]

This was a video... I think

[@SwiftStar194]

How many fires did you nearly start?

[@Kbrookesy]

So at what hour of cleaning your kitchen did you decided maybe this video wasn't worth it?

[@somegoodsoup7008]

Here's a durian.

[@jessevanhook3521]

Reminds me of Filthy Frank in a good way. The golden years of KZbin

[@chromanox6582]

Well I have to say, it wasn't clickbait

[@yourboyfrank393]

Indeed

[@gamer6_vlogz509]

God fucking damnit why I'm I laughing

[@orisit1570]

*C A R R O T C A K E*

[@zorororoark]

I feel bad for this dude with the durian

[@danielmaher1654]

@@orisit1570 That carrot "cake" looked really delicious

[@thedon_ofteflon4503]

"We'll send all this shit to your house for like 10 bucks" Best thing I've heard lol

[@heidisprint3]

Same

[@heyitsyaboi8419]

It so caught me off guard and that’s what made it so funny lol

[@vanadiate3085]

I'm tearing up from laughing lmao

[@veriousshifter2930]

4:38 is amazing

[@bridgetillion]

the pure sorrow on this mans face when he’s eating the food is so genuine i fear for his safety

[@kevinwinter3105]

What do you mean? Dubious food is great!

[@feesh3782]

To quote the voice of despair in Dougs mind: *Will blast your mouth into a flavor toilet*

[@ElijahD-si9vm]

He’s obviously enjoying it, what do you mean?

[@buddymmx3936]

I fear for my own

[@SNguy91]

I fear for raw chicken that was thrown into hot water for 6 seconds only .... screams salmonella

[@permberd4185]

Watching a man violently eat a raw radish and a raw durian filled me with a raw primal horror and... frankly that's everything botw link should be. 10/10, would cook again.

[@danialabdullah29]

Eating raw durian is pretty normal. In fact, most people enjoy durian raw. Source : I'm from Malaysia

[@permberd4185]

​@@danialabdullah29oh that's actually really cool. (Kinda want to try some now tbh)

[@jennyjin1617]

@@permberd4185well, durians are the type of dish that you either like or would curse the shit out of it and burn it like a witch on a stake in the medical eras, without even glimpsing at the sight of one so much as avoiding it like the Black Death back in the 1340s - 1350s till hell itself freezes over

[@jennyjin1617]

Basically you like it or don’t, there’s no in-between Personally never tried it, would not recommend

[@godofportal5905]

then starts breaking down when he eats a warm apple

[@Catlady29]

I love how out of everything the baked apple got a verbal reaction out of him

[@Nuclearisabitch]

“This is pretty gross...”

[@OzKo]

Also the ow when he threw the carrot cake in the pot

[@lukaszukas6443]

That's cuz apples are disgusting

[@venceibul5676]

Apples can suck my banana

[@lottiethepoodle7863]

Yeah cause he was too busy spitting out the other meals to talk

[@actuakk1235]

Eats raw vegetables and bananas with skin: nothing, keeps on eating Eats a heated apple: "That's pretty gross..."

[@beurfus1754]

Ben Benton he might have tasted the propane. I would not at all eat a durian cooked with apples and a white radish though

[@abluetale1016]

Ben Benton what about the fact that he ate fish bones

[@Pupqet]

Banana skin is good for you

[@that1boi800]

Also a literal flower

[@crannmarbh8559]

Ben Benton Pretty sure he said “That’s pretty good”

[@josephjohnson7489]

I feel like I'm forcing him to do this

[@MahouShoujo-Studios]

Ikr. Like, by continuing to watch, I'm prolonging his suffering

[@blackzephyre]

Pause the video. You can stop the cruelty now

[@MahouShoujo-Studios]

@@blackzephyre I'm too far gone man. Like it's disgusting to watch, but so... satisfying. Huh, I guess all those online personality tests saying I'm sadistic were right.

[@justinvaughn2277]

if you had actually collectivized the food he wouldn't be doing this

[@synthemagician4686]

I feel like I want to join him in this madness...

[@Emblem113]

My mans ate an undercooked fish, an unpeeled banana, and a chicken flavored flower without saying a word... But a *slightly warm apple* was what broke him lmao!

[@Edelweiss1102]

Apparently he is alergic to apples

[@Tylorean]

For some reason, I read that with Technoblades voice in my head

[@derpdude728]

He must’ve been a doctor

[@buzzsawwyrm1595]

He’s allergic to apples so it makes sense

[@twinzzlers]

​@@buzzsawwyrm1595Wait he is?

[@insertabetternamehere5611]

I love how she is explaining/complimenting the food and the guy is literally puking in a trash can

[@cosmo5743]

*he *is* the trash can

[@Virjunior01]

"The durian is full of chunky snot that will blast your mouth into a flavor toilet." He is a toilet.

[@jayjaygolden5123]

Gee that would make a great joke for a video

[@pershingpower9397]

This man risked food poisoning and multiple 2nd degree burns for memes. The hero no one needed, but we wanted.

[@grandmastercultistofben]

Notice he purposefully didnt eat the raw meat.. Wouldve been fun to see him let everything boil properly😂

[@spynyi]

He is the greatest chef in the world.

[@AnimalMother60]

Dude should’ve been wearing gloves and face protection. Or at least some pants! LMAO

[@ddsjgvk]

The hero no one wanted tbh. it's way to over the top

[@AnimalMother60]

Hero of Kush no, this hero was indeed wanted. His mentor simply forgot to mention it was dangerous and that he should take “this”. “This” being gloves, eye protection and pants!

[@zachk9178]

This guy legitimately almost started a house fire for a Zelda joke. I have the highest respect for you.

[@ignaciolynette]

Lmaoo

[@davesargent7304]

Nah. The water in the wok would just put out the fire. Like it did for the hearty durian dish.

[@septimiusthedestroyer7394]

Get out of my hair

[@man0fculture536]

dave sargent you sir have obviously never seen a kitchen fire that was started because someone threw water over a flame.

[@ThePeacePlant]

@@man0fculture536 there is water in the pan, there is nothing to cause the fire. He wasn't using oil

[@coolguy8069]

"carot cake" literally 2 carrots with butter on them

[@saltycube]

That’s not wha carrot cake is like?

[@notsogood6025]

Don't forget the sugar....dissolved in water...

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

And the two grains of flour desperately holding on.

[@Skikopl]

@coolguy8069 but you can‘t argue with the result..

[@liuskin6070]

He surely obtained the triforce of courage after the video

[@breat69]

Who got the other two parts tho?

[@mystic_spider]

@@breat69 Not him, that's for sure.

[@theoschuh4571]

He certainly didn’t get the Triforce of Wisdom

[@liuskin6070]

Clearly the girl has the wisdom

[@sethjansson5652]

Gordon Ramsay got the triforce of Wisdom

[@GTTB-227]

"You'll never go hungry again in your fight to save Hyrule." No shit, and as a bonus, the dude will never breath again as well.

[@Yanina80mejia]

No breath of the wild

[@GTTB-227]

@@Yanina80mejia That actually got me real good. 😂

[@neonishere123]

Last Breath of the Wild

[@daveyhasstuffs7720]

Final Breath of The Wild

[@noahwurz3429]

Man I hate it when I can’t breath

[@maxamillion6042]

I love how he’s about to throw up after a normal bite, and then proceeds to take a bite the size of Jupiter’s dad

[@icpool5624]

The defence buff from the first food helped him survive

[@CEFG100]

Bro, don’t fat shame Jupiter’s dad like that!

[@MommaWolf2298]

Do you think he knew that he was supposed to skin the fish?

[@Star0gaze]

@@MommaWolf2298 Nah. Thats how you normally cook it idk what you are talking about

[@hollowhoagie6441]

So Cronus? Edit: Saturn is his Roman name my bad

[@camilogarciaylasaari1857]

Me: "Can I get simple homemade recipes and ingredients delivered right to my door?" Blue Apron: "... Here's a durian."

[@adamski6139]

You didn't specify edible...

[@isdel9474]

*"Man Gets Salmonella and Almost Burns House Down For a Meme"* love it!

[@robier9924]

Florida man*

[@doggotron2186]

This man gonna need a actual blue apron sponsor to get a new stove

[@burnyrx4205]

1k like lol

[@beanboy9029]

@@patch-fm wooosh

[@dutchvanderlinde1095]

@@patch-fm r/ihadastroke

[@ryananderson5355]

doggotron like fr😂😂😂😂

[@abyanhilmyahmady8470]

BurnyRX what did the person who deletes his comments says?

[@Maciek200201]

4:38 "We'll send all this shit directly to your house for like ten bucks" xD She changed her tone so suddenly I couldn't stop laughing xD

[@kinsan89]

Up until that point, I genuinely thought it was a real narration he just made a video over

[@cbarre9937]

Yes.

[@cbarre9937]

4:14 This is some ratatouille ass shit

[@HanSanwich]

I didn’t even realize she said that because the guy devouring the radish was distracting me.

[@codyward9779]

MaciekGamingTCP yeah

[@joshua-c44]

Was so worried he was gonna eat that raw chicken! And the line: "turn your mouth into a flavour toilet....... We'll send all this shit~ directly to your house~ for like~ ten bucks.." Priceless

[@Toixc-Badboy]

"You ate raw chicken You Must Die"

[@Ukiyxe]

*Man throws a whole durian into boiling water* Me: My kind of cooking

[@breat69]

*Food is still raw* You: hell yeah

[@ferociousmaliciousghost]

*WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE*

[@asandysoldier3164]

A Random Rock You mean the SQUIRREL PASTE?

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

*Almost causes a fire* You: It seems safe enough.

[@jordanhill7162]

actually it's a hearty durian

[@globules804]

The way he eats the dishes looks like he's been stranded on a desert island with his friend for several days and has to eat his corpse

[@aaronsinson3263]

Yeah man, I hate when that happens

[@tanyamorris7286]

His friend Wilson approves this meal

[@youreverythingchannel9490]

Oh God.

[@MinecraftManager]

Bro don't bring up jeff

[@ll2240]

You would eat your friend after only days? XD

[@Captain_Corn]

Me: “Did you do it?” DougDoug: “Yes” Me: “What did it cost?” DougDoug: “My kitchen.”

[@raulphilipgoco403]

DougDoug: And part of my *H E A L T H and D I G N I T Y*

[@davidhong1934]

Mung Daal: My kitchen! My beautiful kitchen!

[@AngryPugLilo]

My house

[@f.trefftz4187]

Doug : and my liver

[@Cadu_Ferreira]

Doug Doug: literally everything

[@amuah2336]

I watched this video years ago without knowing who dougdoug was, now that I'm an actual viewer of the channel it makes a lot sense with the way he goes for the bit every time.

[@earflapphat]

you and me both

[@PaperCircle]

Teacher: no eating in class The kids at the back:

[@eddiemate]

If this is what the kids at the back are doing I’m very concerned for my wellbeing in that class.

[@Adam-rp7wz]

Eddiemate cool

[@apothicas2774]

Sooo uhhh they just vibing in the back with multiple 2nd degree burns and food poisoning?

[@neptensei]

I'm that kid 😂

[@TheBluestflamingos]

😂

[@Aceofthefire]

* Eats mushrooms, fish, boiled bananas, and a literal flower * * No reaction * * Literally just eats a hot apple * "This is pretty gross"

[@successfulfailure1298]

Aceofthefire He was expecting to get a break from all the disgusting crap

[@rabidredpanda2888]

The Apple was cooked right over the flame, meaning It was getting tons of chemicals all over it.

[@BMN_Prime]

the flower seems fake too

[@Oscar-j6b]

@@BMN_Prime that is just how orchedeas look. They look kind of fake even up close.

[@kitty185_]

you can eat some flowers, right?

[@BigGengar13]

I love how every time he throws the food on he has the same blank stare as he releases it, and then is surprised every time it splashes everywhere

[@valdavies5071]

*throws huge food into a pan and slams a desk* KNOWLEDGE, COOKING EDITION

[@pyrozzz6346]

nah he not suprised, he just mentally preparing himself

[@peas_are_actually_disgusting]

Ahhhhhhhhh

[@thegoldenstation9723]

That's his survival instincts kicking in

[@iamtheonewhoaskedlol]

._. :0

[@wizardyeti]

i love how even tosses the ingredients in the pan like in the game, knowing full well boiling water is gonna spill everywhere

[@Lucas-Omega]

Huh interesting never remember letting this corporate deal happen.

[@RWAsur]

Oh my God blue apron found him... This is hysterical and now I know you sell food thanks to this madlad

[@urbosasfurry2126]

Better get the Nintendo people on the phone!

[@francescolombardi3438]

It's free advertisement

[@con_txt9042]

Do it

[@Lucas-Omega]

@@nate6144 fun fact I've had this profile for a year now it was for an inside joke and it was just a coincidence

[@weekbacan682]

“So you can’t resist taking one more bite” *Throws up*

[@theveryaveragegamer9865]

Quote King Neptune, "This is so great, I think I'll have it a second time!"

[@godusopp1797]

He's making room to eat more.

[@Junipurrs_]

*this is fine*

[@dorkchops]

I can hear Gordon Ramsay screaming wildly in the background

[@avibingaxolotl3730]

Aimiko BLOODY JUICY

[@MrSonicHedgehog]

IT'S FUCKING RAW!!! YOU'RE PISSING AROUND WITH SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T WORK!!!

[@poopuspeeus1484]

WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE

[@jymscarlfamilar7661]

WAKE UP!!!!!!

[@AtMr8MinutesIsReal]

Toyota Prius lamb sauce LOCATED!

[@Blubeans513]

Over 4 years later, this is one of the funniest videos to come from Doug, he putting his kitchen on the line for our laughter, you gotta respect that. I suppose that’s why he hasn’t done these kinds of videos in a while, haha.

[@goatwashed]

I’m almost 90% sure he was being held at gunpoint this entire video

[@aidanh4018]

Poor guy probably vomited after the video

[@TheUglyDuckling997]

Kate yup #2

[@GhostShiroyama]

I'm 100% sure lol

[@weirdidiot4616]

Hides the gun

[@tamikiatibbs]

The camera is the gun

[@NebulaWords]

You can see his will to live dying in every bite

[@subspace2913]

You could say the same backwards

[@firerush4578]

Cat T. Bite every in dying live to will his see can You?

[@awesomeninja1311]

1.1kth like

[@MCernoble]

FireRush 45 I was about to do the exact same thing haha! Great minds

[@theflyluciano7877]

Dude, I have the cold and this made me cry laughing. Meaning you almost killed me

[@red35397]

"We'll send all this shit directly to your house for like, 10 bucks" best sentence of the year

[@hotdogboi6829]

@Sea of Thieves kid No one asked 👍

[@yamihatarou7850]

The best part was I wasn't entirely sure this wasn't just a unique way of promoting blue apron until she said that

[@RedactedAnonymous10]

She said that when I read your comment lol

[@anidiot1012]

@Sea of Thieves kid So you see he quoted the video to give his own take on what he thinks of the sentence, in his own detail. Neither is this stealing or the indefinite borrowing.

[@Rodrigo-kq3js]

@@anidiot1012 he means that the comment is stolen from someone else

[@Moony_2620]

I love how the narrator sounds serious at the start but at the end just doesn’t care, I also have how he just eats the flower , radish, and durian and everything with no hesitation

[@neonishere123]

The fact that he ate all of these without hesitation is terrifying

[@maywalker997]

He's a good little trooper

[@MilestheDirtyMindedGoblin2099]

@@maywalker997 hes a fucking unit is what he is.

[@Feetlcker123]

@@MilestheDirtyMindedGoblin2099 hes the enitre army

[@MilestheDirtyMindedGoblin2099]

@@Feetlcker123 he is Rameriaz himself

[@neotrix2009]

He's ****ing Marquis de Lafayette

[@robotduck212]

2:28 you can actually see him shaking in fear of what he’s done/is doing

[@gilbertogonzales8017]

He also gags while eating the food.

[@samsonglennon3823]

Hello comrade

[@yesyouarecorrect1315]

He needs a raise after this

[@bergsving]

thanks, lenin

[@greattitan371]

I was afraid he would eat the raw meat

[@apperusenpai]

The look of fear whenever he throws stuff into the pan is the best part

[@KaRuNaRuGa]

Lmao that "Wtf am I even doing" face..

[@applesauce8283]

"god why-"

[@polox6571]

0:35 1:27 2:17 3:00 3:56

[@Apudurangdinya]

The lady "oho" sound everytime she done explaining the food crack me up everytime

[@ceecee6521]

There's fuckin' hot grease in that pan, he SHOULD be scared!

[@OzanBozz62]

We need part 2 now since tears of the kingdom is out

[@noonstar3435]

Please

[@angryrino6587]

He looks like hes dying each time he takes a bite, and I respect him for that

[@GuyWhoWatchesStuff]

His hands are trembling most of the time, at almost any point you can look at his hands and they S H A K E

[@wadervision5826]

How did he down a durian that is fruit that smells like turpintin in wet garbage

[@stormanteater344]

@@wadervision5826 smell doesn't mean bad taste

[@sparklingego8274]

The triforce of courage

[@alittleinsanity9245]

There’s actually a person with a gun behind the camera

[@serkyjerky3519]

I love how the professionalism of the spokesperson slowly degrades as the chaos intensifies

[@MinatotheGreenLantern]

Yeah 😂

[@fork3202]

‘Silent princesses are NOT REAL… but’

[@Rabid_Nationalist]

True..

[@DontbeaGoof]

"We'll send all this shit to your house for like, 10 bucks" lol

[@kellieallen7008]

It’s the same person who did the plane video

[@aurumthebrave3427]

Link's "Oho!" gets me every single time.

[@Anginitkapetayo]

same. Shit gets me everytime 😂

[@mizzkittenttv]

Me too! It's amazing

[@flamgofan9821]

Its like hes just flabbergasted because of the abomimation he has created

[@TradingStars_]

Doug’s “Oh!” Reminds me of it

[@Suitcasestudios1234]

I love how he tosses it in the pot

[@SpryO3]

Me: "Repeating the same joke is lazy comedy." Also me: "Yes. Throw them into the pan again... Hahahahaha He did it."

[@beethechamp6277]

189 likes no comments? Ima change that

[@checkyhuf]

355 likes 1 comment? Ima change that

[@highdefinition450]

It's funny when done well

[@bat6684]

@@highdefinition450 indeed

[@180noscopers1]

@@bat6684 true bat from tf2

[@nautLS11]

You can tell he isnt enjoying himself “You just can’t resist taking one more bite!” *throws up* “Nah fam I think I’m good?

[@pRahvi0]

You don't say...

[@isabellew-b205]

Lmao

[@tanyamorris7286]

"Tastes like shit"

[@novakacker4241]

That’s the point smh

[@azthefreak526]

Let's appreciate that this HERO broke his kitchen just for the memes.

[@SuoKiba]

173 likes no reply??? I guess first

[@azthefreak526]

@@SuoKiba thanks bro

[@thegogurtbandit7988]

Howtobasic. That’s all i have to say

[@setsumaki8307]

Az The Freak. And his taste buds

[@azthefreak526]

@@setsumaki8307 that tasty raw fish

[@alicon852]

The sheer anxiety I feel when doug is getting ready to throw something into the pan could be enough to send someone into cardiac arrest

[@fidget0227]

Every other dish: *Loud crash when landing* Durian: *Detonates the nukes*

[@sandwick4147]

It scared me so bad

[@ScalyRaptor1944]

😆 lol

[@fruit314]

I laughed too hard at this

[@silentwolfuwu]

@@fruit314 I too

[@ridzmanaliff6651]

That is the power of durian.

[@xitlalicsalazar9929]

I think i now understand how my culinary teacher felt when she watched me cook

[@MinatotheGreenLantern]

Pretty much 😂

[@justadragonnamemarcus1751]

LOL

[@drvissie]

She realised she has always been doing it wrong

[@Probuscus-519]

I love how Doug just fucken tosses everything in the pan and just splashes boiling water everywhere

[@thatoneinternetguy9258]

But that’s how it works

[@lacryingbaby3005]

200th like

[@Probuscus-519]

@@lacryingbaby3005 I removed my own like so you dont have the 200th.

[@lacryingbaby3005]

@@Probuscus-519 hmm cough cough

[@Probuscus-519]

@@lacryingbaby3005 stfu other people liked it.

[@kayleem8119]

I've come back to this every 6 months or so and I still laugh so hard every time

[@vanarpadulev]

same

[@brunosanchez3119]

The dude ate like he had been starving for weeks

[@LiakkDoesStuff]

Randomly Bored ? They don’t feed hin

[@fiq1518]

Randomly Bored ? That's the joke

[@vm_duc]

maybe he is.

[@KirbyLinkACW]

Have you SEEN how Link eats in BotW?

[@forgemaster1492]

DerpJerd that's the joke

[@lenaosmanovic6469]

*Eats banana with peel* No reaction *Eats a baked apple* "This is pretty gross"

[@squamousthomas3267]

He said it was pretty good not pretty gross 😂

[@lukeallen5714]

Thomas Bailey nope. Listen again. It was pretty gross

[@lukeallen5714]

Ad Soyad it’s definitely ploob

[@memedroid1019]

He said it was good

[@lukeallen5714]

memedroid 101 he says gross listen closer

[@adorimirable]

Every bite he took, i physically went no no no no no no

[@sneakyturtle1117]

But he did it for the meme

[@chubbyseal5634]

@@sneakyturtle1117 we know

[@maxngan2197]

The bananas ;-;

[@thatoneinternetguy9258]

But the apple Tho... it looked good...

[@justindaniels3202]

@@thatoneinternetguy9258 I mean, he only said it's "PRETTY" Gross, and not "Complete Bull Shit" Gross, so... you're not wrong?

[@MeIGuess.]

Now we know why DougDoug is a gaming channel not cooking.

[@blazereaper7890]

I like how he only enjoyed the orchids

[@mauretania]

Aren't they poisonous tho?

[@Datoneguy_9343]

@@mauretania exactly

[@obs7477]

@@mauretania most orchids aren’t lol

[@blazereaper7890]

@Tyrannical User boiled*

[@auzourii7311]

@@blazereaper7890 nobody cares

[@rion7720]

Gordon ramsey : "You can't just boil everything together!" Link : "wha?.."

[@flyingfloorboard4097]

Makes a five course meal cooked to perfection with great presentation *from just boiling everything together*

[@lady_deaths_head]

Link: "Oho!"

[@altmelpitch64]

Link: Gamesmake no scene b

[@japaneseambassador3562]

I want to like but it's 666 likes.

[@barrongael2947]

Gordon: you stinky donut! Link: Well excuuuuuuse me princess

[@catsareyes6446]

*Eats things that are literally inedible* *Keeps eating* *Eats a cooked apple* “This is pretty gross.”

[@yami5150]

Haha so true XD

[@emanuel26489]

What's "gross"

[@why3994]

@@emanuel26489 did you watch the same video as everyone else?

[@emanuel26489]

@@why3994 yes

[@why3994]

@@emanuel26489 so... do you understand now?

[@TsunamiAM]

This was my first introduction to DougDoug like 4 years ago and I can’t think of a better video that could’ve introduced me

[@JPEG0812]

That is an unorthodox way to make a carrot cake

[@thatmonkemanzelinki2185]

Samuel Radley but can you complain about the taste

[@brainsandbolts]

Can you argue with the results?

[@honeytabbies]

the carrot flavor really shines through, even with the whole stick of butter on top

[@axolotlentertainment9155]

Yes, but milking a cow was unorthodox before milk was discovered

[@UghieYucky]

The way he just T H R O W S things like in the game... i cant stop laughing

[@Goxion]

Arraya specially the hearty durian 😂😂😂

[@janalaura4898]

XD TEE HEE

[@aureraucourt819]

The last is the best of all

[@vasco35]

That’s called a *yeet*

[@RRstudio-bj6vi]

Same xD

[@0hHarveyy]

This man really did this for us. Never have I witnessed a human throwing up yet shoving down food at the exact same time.

[@MinecraftManager]

Have you seen the cake series from filthy frank?

[@toefes]

You’re in for a treat, lol!

[@riptidev10]

Mmm hair cake

[@clicky4665]

And also Brian David Gilbert

[@johnbaca80]

Jackass- The Omelette. Enough said, lol

[@luxnoria]

I don't know why I would think this video was going to be at all serious or how I got recommended this years after following the channel so randomly.

[@hades8400]

"Oh so he's just gonna toss them in..." *_LITERALLY TOSSES THEM IN_* "Wtf dude..."

[@tamikiatibbs]

It's how you cook in minecraft

[@corrupteddoge2402]

Doug: *grabs ingredients* Ingredient: wait wha- Doug: YEET

[@notsmurfing986]

No comment? K i ruin it!

[@MilkMasterP]

😂

[@baconisepic3308]

No

[@corrupteddoge2402]

So I just looked at this comment I made some years back, and now I’m embarrassed because I spelt “Ingredients” wrong (It’s been fixed now).

[@MinatotheGreenLantern]

@@corrupteddoge2402 don’t have to be

[@obi-wank-enobi]

The fact that he ate the bananas without peeling them physically hurts me

[@shadowspeed5440]

Good

[@eggyboi9771]

@@shadowspeed5440 firckty frick you (stupid youtube)

[@Niemand525]

I agree with that

[@galaxyandspiritstudios8242]

That's not how you eat a banana hahahah

[@Diamond1234]

...honestly, he looked like he actually enjoyed that one more than the fish mushroom -abomination-

[@meowmeow9617]

I can just imagine Link fighting Calamity Ganon and randomly stop and eat a plate of food for 5 minutes. 🤣

[@stellaj.3948]

I legitimately thought this was a real Blue Apron ad at first

[@stk42]

Same

[@confused9413]

same

[@WinterLass]

Title says no lol

[@dogwithawitchhat]

Same

[@BloxyCola2911]

Same

[@thedoctor5552]

I feel sorry for any exposed skin during the making of this video

[@SpairM]

I would’ve definitely worn long pants, gloves, and a sweater. Hell I wear a sweater when cooking normally just cause I don’t wanna get burns Yet this guy, in his T-shirt and shorts is yeeting it into the pot. What a mad lad

[@SpairM]

@@KyloTheProtogen well this isn’t a Pointcrow video, is it now? Go cry about pants and shorts on his channel instead of the video that has nothing to do with Pointcrow

[@hotdogboi6829]

3:01 Lmao

[@rpgfanatic9719]

Yeah I cook with this get up all the time. Honestly better than getting oiled sleeves.

[@SpairM]

@@KyloTheProtogen well sorry, I didn’t realise you were making a joke cause sarcasm doesn’t come across well on the internet

[@mistifowl5893]

I love how he says "this is pretty gross" to one of the most edible things he made

[@Λεμόνι]

If I am not wrong he is allergic to apples

[@mkctao3815]

Well I think he did not need to clarify for the rest

[@Λεμόνι]

@All gamer A

[@amogharsekar1488]

@@Λεμόνι Sports

[@Λεμόνι]

@@amogharsekar1488 It's in the game

[@bautispidey8864]

ive been screaming "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO YOURSELF" to my screen for 5 minutes straight and i love it

[@geovannibotticella7822]

That guy definitely said a few prayers before throwing that radish and durian

[@josephinejekyl5848]

Too bad they weren't answered though 😁

[@cookiemon9179]

True

[@spoonerooneyy_]

What is durian????

[@josephinejekyl5848]

@@spoonerooneyy_ it is a fruit, that has an incredibly foul smelling odor. I hear it's creamy and actually doesn't taste bad if you can past the initial smell. Im kinda curious about it tbh.

[@jungleinsectspikewall4474]

Duck Gaming the spikey thing

[@goosewithagun6341]

911 what’s your emergency “My friend has food poisoning” What did he eat “A baked apple”

[@andrewtran9870]

"What did he eat" Sends 911 the link to the video

[@k9assasin89]

Andrew Tran ffs take my like and gtfo out

[@shadowspeed5440]

‘This is pretty gross.’

[@striker936]

He ate flowers, raw chicken, raw meat, a stick of butter, and a “baked” apple

[@deat2393]

f l o w e r

[@bloodyidit4506]

I want everyone to remind you that Link canonically ate rocks because they were in front of him and were offered as food.

[@moddedinkling4168]

Twice too. The first time, they were dipped in *lava* sauce.

[@imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly]

@@moddedinkling4168 EDIT: can people stop replying to this comment it has been nearly a year and link is above the concept of time because canonically he sees in slow motion and that's what we saw in flurry rushes... He is also able to perceive speed at light speed, seeing as he is able to block guardian lasers Not to mention the strength required to PARRY them. All in all link is extremely underrated and at peak could be up to planet+++

[@thenumber27issomehowtaken]

it would be rude not to

[@talullah1065]

@@imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly link doesn't parry the laser the player does, and also we aren't parrying the light beam itself, we're reacting to the visual and audio cues played by the guardians just like reacting to someone pointing a gun at you is completely different than dodging a bullet.

[@imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly]

@@talullah1065 your first point makes no sense and your second one is horrible, if Link is only reacting to visual/audio ques how can he fucking parry it? And this still doesn't explain the slow motion.

[@Megan_C_08]

I love how every year or so, this masterpiece will be in my recommended

[@destroyerkitty9434]

She’s so calm when narrating, and he’s just utterly suffering

[@nox-o6126]

The durian is even banned from plane because it smell like gaz and taste like sh**

[@novazipstream2]

@@nox-o6126 Oh wow, I didn't realize that was actually banned.

[@Wter-oy1dh]

@@novazipstream2 truly an absolute bio weapon But southeast asians are immune, though with a. Fifty fifty chance

[@novazipstream2]

@Sir quackles The fourth Same

[@Krzukie]

Durian is great

[@alexismedor6182]

He really did his best to make it as IMMERSIVE as possible, throwing the ingredients like Link does.

[@davidbreuer7446]

It makes You *feel* like you're Link

[@jerryli7787]

I know. This video is cool, or dare I say it, IMMERSIVE as %$&!

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

I like how he permanently destroyed his kitchen just to bring us this video.

[@A_Real_Bloody_Vampire]

What about actually eating everything he made I'm surprised he didn't need a doctor after this.

[@Metyletylhexanoat]

@@A_Real_Bloody_Vampire pretty sure he didnt eat the meat tho

[@A_Real_Bloody_Vampire]

@@Metyletylhexanoat Yeah I know I doubt he wanted to get Trichinosis from eating raw meat.

[@fanimation617]

He also destroy he stomach

[@lonniebaker8613]

Rip stove

[@Literally_A_Dragon]

Doug Doug is officially a part of the timeline, hero of the kitchen, with his master spatula in hand!

[@anneliesem.116]

me, looking at the raw chicken: don’t.

[@JackieM.]

**softly** pls dont

[@blakehd6131]

Me, looking at the raw chicken: yes do it

[@katiep2056]

ACC ME-

[@countryworld4038]

Do it lol

[@furiousape7717]

Emperor palpatine: DEWIT

[@kozonalias3339]

(Edit: This comment was made before learning that Doug is allergic to apples, which now in hindsight definitely makes sense now) The baked apple, the most normal dish in this video. "This is pretty gross." OML😂

[@GeatMasta]

The apple probably absorbed the smell of a gas leak because it’s right on a gas flame.

[@szekowski]

Its pretty Good*

[@douxillyfr]

He said gross. Theres no d

[@sora2534]

@@peixesFishy nope nope nope, he said gross, turn your volume to 11 grandpa lol

[@mikelioooo374]

AlgaePalJoe he said gross you gotta turn up that volume

[@charlieworley3]

DougDoug: eats ‘baked apple’ “this is pretty gross” Also him: *eats raw fish*

[@not_todd_howard2804]

Wasn’t a baked apple. It was just a hot, mushy mess. Mushy apples are worse than a crunchy lil fishy boi

[@knight764]

Also ate raw meat

[@lengewenethegreenman6389]

Sushi

[@cosmologicalturtle9528]

@brightblackhole Fish brain is not.

[@jeffalong]

@@knight764 he didnt eat the meat because no sane person would

[@edentitycrisis]

I come back to this every year or so, and I still genuinely believe it’s one of the funniest videos on KZbin

[@yournamehere496]

I love how, as you progress through the video, you can see his hands visually shaking as he holds the fork to take a bite of the food

[@haydenwebb7370]

DougDoug lore 👀

[@donttreadonme123]

his hands shake in fear because he fears the shart level of food he was gonna eat

[@PapaZackYT]

He has developed Parkinsons disease from eating those meals

[@specialism640]

He’s trying his best to not vomit on the spot

[@shinypikagaming]

Me: Mom, can we stop by McDonald’s? Mom: We have food at home! Food at home:

[@tanyamorris7286]

She's gonna fix you some'a gramma's hearty stew

[@erebus3383]

Me: can I have a funny comment? Funny comment at home:

[@shinypikagaming]

EREBUS silence or I will remove your kneecaps and replace them with raw pasta

[@__tadpole__8195]

ShinyPikaGaming what’s the problem?

[@erebus3383]

@@__tadpole__8195 they are just embarrassed that they can't come up with an original funny and comment that isn't in the same format you see every other comment on KZbin

[@angelsmg247]

Even though I knew the guy was joking, I literally thought the voiceover lady was legit sponsoring Blue Apron until the very end. 😂😂😂

[@helghastunit7363]

Agree

[@RykerLane]

First DougDoug video I ever watched years ago. I thought it was legit.

[@PuncherUvFish]

“How to make Dubious Food”

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

bassicly put a lot of random mish mash of everything and there

[@nugget829]

Isn’t that just anyone trying to make cooking that isn’t a mom or a grandma

[@creamdishes591]

How to make an ad fun to watch

[@creamdishes591]

Nvm mb wasn’t an ad

[@Dryw4ll3at3r]

Slightly better rock hard food

[@traxathon4464]

"This meal is some Ratatouille ass shit" is an underrated line

[@skarlettsapphire4065]

Personally i like "blast your tastebuds into a flavour toilet"

[@blakksheep736]

Where is it?

[@silverblade9915]

4:12

[@theneonwarriors3794]

I thought she said “rats ass shit” because I’m deaf

[@supernova3241]

@@skarlettsapphire4065 that’s what overshadows the line mentioned in the original comment

[@CordyBrush]

I love the fact that the only thing he seemed to actually enjoy was the orchid flower xD

[@justsomeplantcells-]

It’s not edible and a waste.

[@six_ouroboros]

And the Baked Apple

[@thatonecabridog]

@@six_ouroboros "This is pretty gross."

[@nonnoi76]

He liked the Durian the most I think cause he was eating like a caveman

[@HatlessHeron]

You also can see his hand shaking as he brings the flower up

[@icarusflyte]

The commitment to throwing everything in the pan like Link is amazing. Plus actually trying to eat it... You sir are a master of your craft.

[@nikitastarmusic]

*chews flower* "gulp" *bites into apple* "this is pReTtY g r o s s"

[@Tomzin20]

the flower is edible, while the apple was mushy and bad

[@thunderboltpo]

Most people think plants arent edible, strangely

[@eggyboi9771]

@@thunderboltpo most people think food is edible strange

[@foxinabox5103]

Seeing how close he put the apple to the fire, im sure thats the gas for the stove (i think its called methane?)

[@heradow]

@@foxinabox5103 no methane is the gas rotting whale corpses make, gas stoves use propane

[@p.deboer1430]

I'm not surprised that after all this, DougDoug switched to an olive oil diet.

[@Celebratory_Diaper]

After going through that, I would also despise cooking

[@Vennox0]

😂

[@Brenden-H]

3:56 is the funniest part. the bleep doesn't even bleep out the "shit" XD

[@rayman4166]

He just puts a bleep

[@tianamaycry]

*bleep* Shit.

[@borosa]

You are correct

[@kadeberry6987]

Yeet

[@MasterCalensk]

i noticed that too lol

[@WayneBowe]

Been a DougDoug fan for years, had a friend send me this fully knowing I somehow never knew about this video... This might be one of my favourite videos by Mr Douglas 😳

[@Tired_Boie]

Whoever did the voice narration was 110% spot on I genuinely thought there was a Zelda blue apron recipe book and you just made a video with the real audio over it.

[@renecollard7197]

Yea I really want to know how that worked out

[@Jvaldezwithrow89]

Same

[@marcy1232]

there is actually a kickstarter for a botw cookbook rn

[@juliam.426]

All of those recipes result in Dubious Food when tried in real life.

[@researchinbreeder]

Baked apple is all right, but yeah a lot of Dubious Foods

[@Shemz87]

Loool

[@roboninja1048]

When you realize he only eats that way cause of Links eating animation

[@coconutcookiii4437]

oohhHHHH