I Became a Fast and Furious Fan in One Week - And You Can Too

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[@cosmonautvarietyhour]

I have a cold pls don't make fun of me.

[@MerlynwestVII]

OH ITS HAPENEN BUDDY

[@alejandrojimenez108]

The Cosmonaut Variety Hour bruh your even more fun then I thought, forget sickness

[@smackedpickle]

The Cosmonaut Variety Hour noooooo this channel was one of my favorites, rest in peace

[@lewishamilton537]

You’re spectacular

[@MuthuBoomin]

make a video on once upon a time in Hollywood

[@GenerationWest]

Just a reminder, the Japanese name for Hobbs & Shaw is "Wild Speed: Super Combo" So yes, it truly is an anime.

[@Inebriated_Goat]

Hahahahah

[@CloudIV]

That just made my day to learn that

[@archivedaccount5990]

Wild Speed sounds like a badass name for an anime.

[@chizumacky8160]

Just so you all know: The Fast and the Furious = Wild Speed 2 Fast 2 Furious = Wild Speed X2 The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift = Wild Speed X3 TOKYO DRIFT Fast & Furious = Wild Speed MAX Fast Five = Wild Speed MEGA MAX Fast & Furious 6 = Wild Speed EURO MISSION Furious 7 = Wild Speed SKY MISSION The Fate of the Furious = Wild Speed ICE BREAK

[@enslaved_depresso]

Yeah, but it's Japan so it doesn't count because everything in Japan is an anime

[@oscarclarke2653]

It's incredible how they went from street criminals who own a small restaurant to international mercenaries, hackers, etc. who fight political terrorists and war lords.

[@bloodytyran9245]

And filling up Interpol top 11 wanted list

[@madtitan0825]

I’m waiting for them race in space

[@Prince_Luci]

Glow up

[@manuelmejiacabral4307]

Started from the bottom...

[@naedanger123]

Initially I found that so dumb, but honestly as time went on I grew to appreciate this point the most. It’s just so over the top, crazy, and dumb, that it just works. It’s almost like a comedy in that regard, and it just embraces the insanity, and I can respect that brashness.

[@anaccount4354]

"It's disgusting, I love it." Now this guy. This guy gets me.

[@ryannarby4519]

I literally just searched this dude’s catalog of videos just to find this quote.

[@masonpressley5284]

this had me rolling lol

[@funnysonicman]

It looks like a logo for a Disney Channel show😂

[@rafaelfgiannotti4911]

4:10 if anyone's looking for it (I was)

[@muhammadtarunaaldiramadan248]

he doesn't shame you for liking dumb movie, he embrace you, he support you, he understand you.

[@overnord1972]

The idea that the Fast series is an anime didn’t hit me until I saw the Fast 9 trailer.

[@SmedZeppelin]

The series literally has its own vergil now im so happy

[@CollegeBallYouknow]

@@SmedZeppelin MOTIVATION sounds like something that would line up well with Cena’s HUSTLE, LOYALTY, RESPECT.

[@zachboyd6473]

"I said forget about it cuh" had my dying

[@zayfromaroundtheway7716]

I’ve replayed that sooo many times

[@multifandomz8221]

I went back so many times to play it. I can't believe he said that

[@ThePowerofJames]

2Fast was when Brian decided he was black

[@multifandomz8221]

@@ThePowerofJames if these movies came out this year it wouldn't be as successful 😂

[@jaynyce5923]

Thats Florida slang lol (2fast was set in Miami) . I live in Florida and everyone here still says “cuh”

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Watching the entire Fast and Furious series legitimately multiplied my masculinity levels by 11. Too bad anything multiplied by 0 is still 0.

[@ratboi486]

It’s cuz you don’t have a mustache.

[@westmountain5587]

That’s crazy you and me are subbed to nux and we basically watch the same thing

[@fleshautomatonanimatedbyne6327]

@@jcp5763 oh I'm sorry it's this Reddit?

[@Caligula1488]

Charles Pena lord nuxanor

[@nerdherd5098]

@@fleshautomatonanimatedbyne6327 Reality can be whatever I want.

[@to1uu]

Missed opportunity to call it “car-ate” instead of “car fu”

[@Stalker-fm1wn]

thats so bad but so good

[@WiloPolis03]

@@Stalker-fm1wn Just like Fast and Furious apparently

[@eanrollins3443]

@@WiloPolis03 I respect that

[@biffyguybiffy6292]

Car fu is actually what the “combat” is called in the speed racer movie.

[@PrestigeRoadman]

omg 😂😂😂

[@dankelly9719]

“Gimme the damn veggies” out of context has gotta be one of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard

[@ThwipThwipBoom]

lol true

[@MJW238]

Even in context. He’s just full of the dumb, classic action movie lines we all want.

[@TheGreatCooLite]

Fast and Furious is the most Bollywood thing to come to Hollywood

[@sohammitra7516]

Its basically rohit shetty done right

[@themagalanium9491]

We need more of that, Bollywood and Chinese films are fucking amazing

[@ThatGuyWithAComment]

Won’t be long before Priyanka Chopra shows up in one of these movies

[@TravisHouze]

The Great CooLite I’ve said the same thing. I feel like American audiences aren’t ready for a full on Bollywood action movie

[@Meriluslff1989]

The fucking truth

[@CharleeCharlie]

You forgot the time Dom earthbends a building to defeat Jason.

[@_xlampix1439]

@fish Wait, he's for real??

[@Crampsam]

Initially read this thinking you meant Dom fights Jason from Friday the 13th and honestly that's not completely out the realm of possibility for this series.

[@margarethmichelina5146]

Dom: "You heard about street fight? The street always win!" Who wrote that line?

[@Flome810]

Avatar and F&F crossover confirmed??

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

@@Crampsam fuck, I would pay to watch that

[@Kokozuii]

Dude... you pointing out that the Fast series is just an anime blew my mind. No wonder I love it so much

[@tpsam]

Tokyo drift is basically the filler arc to not catch up with the manga

[@flvckoVLONE]

Unknown Atlas FAXX bruh I was thinking the samething

[@flvckoVLONE]

Thanongrit Suriyarungka Hell Nah fam Tokyo drift is the plot twist wtf 😂

[@Vhozhlb]

@@tpsam Can't be filler arc if in two more arcs is referenced.

[@chizumacky8160]

No no no Tokyo Drift was a filler chapter but then later got retconned to be canon with a time skip :)))

[@James-xw8li]

"The main characters are imune to car accidents" _Shows Paul Walker_

[@K1RTB]

Obi-Wan Kenobi that’s dark

[@porschelover04]

A Cosmonaut never deals in absolutes

[@sannahickman9215]

Obi wan you depressed son of a bitch. Just because you’re favourite padawan joined the dark side doesn’t mean you have to make us turn too

[@KoroDog]

yikes

[@customizablemilk353]

omega oof

[@thatonegrizzly]

I'm up to #3 and it feels like the beginning of the Marvel Cinematic Universe or something

[@flvckoVLONE]

Bear Hansen 🥴🥴🥴😂😂😂😂😂

[@scalien225]

It is the end credit scene that does it.

[@Rafaelzation]

You don’t know nothing jon snow

[@fromia1]

It's the MCU before MCU became a thing.

[@jacoblarson8113]

Yeah it basically is a bunch of marvel movies haha

[@ericglenn9984]

Cannot wait for Dom to be driving up the shoulder of Galactus in his Dodge Charger in the next Avengers movie

[@DrTrollFacee]

93 Til Infinity Steez47 I’m weak

[@deltaone2837]

@@DrTrollFacee Dom is Silver Driver confirmed.

[@Rushking20]

93 Til Infinity Steez47 lmfaoo

[@TheWinjin]

So, basically, Megas XLR.

[@deltaone2837]

@@TheWinjinThat is an oooold reference brother.

[@hernanpizarro8383]

You know, one of the main complaints I've heard about Hobbs and Shaw is that Shaw killed Han in one movie and in the next one he's besties with all the good guys. From a western cinema point of view they're kinda right, but form your 'Fast and Furious is an anime' point of view it makes a lot more sense. That also means that technically speaking, Shaw is Vegeta.

[@Epiclyspeaking]

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT

[@JimmyDean59]

Han said it himself “We make choices and we don’t look back.” They all made choices and they didn’t look back.

[@AgentHeroic]

Just like a good Japanese Anime, Han returns in F9 because uh...reasons. Out of universe, it's cause Shaw's a good guy now, in universe, uh...?

[@serenity9260]

as Han is apparently alive in f9 trailer, u wanna say Han is Krillin?

[@craigscraigwastaken6776]

That whole thing is weird to look back on since Han has returned to the franchise. So in Fast 7 was there even a body in the coffin for Han's funeral scene? Dom went to Tokyo to "bring back Han" but if he was alive all along then how was Dom able to confirm that he was actually dead....unless he knew!

[@sinfulxiv9607]

“I said forget about it, cuh.”

[@sinfulxiv9607]

@@kieranstark7213 just think of it as a way of saying “bro”

[@kieranstark7213]

Tried that

[@ringwormboy1575]

@@sinfulxiv9607 raw masculine movie

[@oladipupoolowabi9316]

Give the damn veggies

[@kieranstark7213]

@@ringwormboy1575 For both genders

[@TiredLoon]

Cosmonaut: The main characters are immune to car accidents. Me: *cries in Paul Walker*

[@Horus_the_Lupercal]

I would like your comment, but there are 69 likes and I can't ruin that. So instead, a big F in the chat.

[@TheRealRip-Tide]

Marcus Aurelius it’s already ruined so like his comment lol

[@nericohen-muaythai8875]

F

[@pandagamer-hg5be]

@@Horus_the_Lupercal now its 269

[@shanewhittier7438]

Is this ironic?

[@blakethompson-dodd9874]

You didn't even mention the nonsensical naming scheme. EVERY SINGLE MOVIE has a different name style. The Fast and The Furious 2 Fast 2 Furious The Fast and The Furious; Tokyo Drift Fast and Furious Fast Five Furious 6 Fast and Furious 7 The F8 of the Furious Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbs and Shaw 9 movies and they haven't reused a sequel format once.

[@LucyWest370]

Blake Thompson-Dodd except Tokyo drift, they just took the first movie title and slapped to words at the end

[@theobenzmiller5522]

@@LucyWest370 That's a separate naming format. It's the format the MCU uses, where the title is "Franchise: Movie".

[@LucyWest370]

Theo Benzmiller than that’s basically franchise: Hobbs and shaw

[@MrMickeyr09]

What about "Fast Ten Your Seatbelts"

[@RellatheFella]

This guy knows whats up. The inconsistency of the naming schemes piss me off so hard

[@celtichighlander3553]

"Characters are immune to car accidents" with Paul Walker on the screen...

[@jesuswentgreen8263]

Oof

[@giovannybaez2648]

Damn

[@Ptaku93]

XD

[@TheAsad2cool]

insert Roblox *ughmph* sound

[@DarkExternalHeart]

Big oof

[@timplas990]

Marcus: As long as it’s Corona me in 2019: 😂 me in 2020: 😳

[@kieranstark7213]

me in 2021: 🙏🏻

[@dragonstorm9399]

He predicted the future

[@liampowell5014]

@Ahmed Malaki Yeah but it wasn’t a full blown pandemic until 2020

[@plcthelegacy4131]

"Ejecto-Seato cuz! Yeah, earn that paycheck Tyrese!

[@MrHeart12]

ejecto seato is a special line between me and my friends. we say it all the time

[@sketchycat6223]

😂

[@giovannybaez2648]

I said forget about it cuz!

[@siegfried8644]

Somebody's watching cinemasins

[@NoChaserNoChaser504]

Cinema Sins huh

[@davidmatheny1993]

News headline: "Hundreds hospitalized after Fast & Furious themed drinking game"

[@zendariun101]

Millions

[@eliasmg9144]

Can it be Modelo or Victoria? they taste better and they're made by the same company

[@Austin-oq3nr]

Some just choked on snapple

[@alexsierra4878]

@@Austin-oq3nr how did you know my sister died over Snapple?

[@Austin-oq3nr]

@@alexsierra4878 I hope that’s a joke, if not, sorry

[@honkedoffjohn]

Statham, Diesel and the Rock have contract clauses that control how many times they are allowed to be punched in order to protect their toughness. Statham specifically has a contract clause that he is not allowed to lose a fight, story structure be damned.

[@thegovernorvg]

Well, he looses to the street in the 7th film. "The street always wins"

[@BRD-22]

I thought that was Diesel that has the “never lose” clause

[@theguywhowentthere3346]

I heard about the one with Jackie Chan that he's never allowed to be cast as a bad guy

[@raffy234]

woo. scaredy cats i guess

[@TheGeorgeD13]

@@theguywhowentthere3346 Jackie Chan's played bad guys before though. Sure, only like 3 times, but still, he's done that.

[@fonzo1635]

If youre a car guy, 1 through 3 are the best ones. For the general audience, it’s 4 through now. As for me I’m both a car guy and a movie guy so I love the whole series

[@PredatorH2O]

Same.

[@jujasname]

9 and 8 are shit

[@doug_h1197]

Same

[@TheEmmaHouli]

I watched F8 of the Furious with a car guy, he was like 21 and trying to be cool bitching about how its not about the cars any more - I am 33 have long since given a shit about being cool and kept shouting Vroom Vroom go Boom Boom!

[@MJW238]

It starts at 4, but then gets better from there.

[@ltshep713]

Holy shit it IS an anime! It’s a goddamn live action car anime. I think I love these movies now...

[@lawtonaaj]

Im so happy he ended the video with Eurobeat for that reason.

[@asapoluu9885]

Lead your own path my friend.

[@sergf3624]

anime ewww

[@EFlame01]

All you needed was a different perspective lol

[@FueledFromFiction]

6:40 “These movies are anime” Whoa, Cosmonaut just made my opinion on these movies do a 180 in four words.

[@kio4896]

Yeah, it really does change your perspective a bit. You see all this ridiculous crap in live action and you're like "Wtf this is stupid, that'd be impossible," but then if you just consider this live action anime it's like, "Oh...this is dope."

[@rthetruthful]

*Vin Diesel literally stomped the ground and made it collapse.* 😂😂

[@kingbokor]

Hulk SMASH!

[@rashuv4324]

@@kingbokor more like *VINDESAL SMASH*

[@omnissiahGaspar]

Fast and Furious is basically a bunch of drivers consistently rolling nat 20s and I love it

[@felixLucretius]

rule of cool, baby

[@themanwiththegoldengooch9811]

7:51 "this is a series where the main characters are immune to car accidents" and the clip playing is of Paul walker. what an absolute mad lad

[@joecroft4274]

I saw this and I thought he was kidding for a sec.

[@AaronShegrud]

I was waiting for the "Oh oops..."

[@captainjacksparrow1518]

That's exactly what I wrote.. .

[@captainjacksparrow1518]

Too soon

[@chizumacky8160]

Even the Japanese titles make it sound like an awesome anime or some car-based fighting game: The Fast and the Furious = Wild Speed 2 Fast 2 Furious = Wild Speed X2 The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift = Wild Speed X3: TOKYO DRIFT Fast & Furious = Wild Speed MAX Fast Five = Wild Speed MEGA MAX Fast & Furious 6 = Wild Speed: EURO MISSION Furious 7 = Wild Speed: SKY MISSION The Fate of the Furious = Wild Speed: ICE BREAK Hobbs & Shaw = Wild Speed: SUPER COMBO

[@Nemesis_SN]

lol that's hilarious

[@derpmaycry2885]

THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME

[@alisutherland1103]

Is this real?

[@savo5304]

fucking sky mission lmao

[@ColeFo]

@@annax3136 wft

[@nunabisness7191]

And the villains become the good guys friend, just like a Shonen anime.

[@robertcortez4956]

The first one I saw was Fate of the Furious, wasn't Jason Statham's character a bag guy in the previous one?

[@im_that_randomguy]

7:50 " This is a movie where characters are immune to car accidents" *Shows Paul Walker Oof

[@vodka1]

@SpiritWolf2K nobody cares i could say yours is unnecessary 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vodka1]

@@aendymiontq no

[@aendymiontq]

@@vodka1 please

[@unstoppableExodia]

Random Guy yes irony is a wonderful thing

[@panthekirb7561]

Online asshats in the comments making fun of Walker's death.. sad.

[@BugsyFoga]

The Fast and Furious franchise pretty much became a big budget live Saturday morning cartoon , and absolutely love it for that.

[@archivedaccount5990]

It's like a car-themed MCU.

[@raduantoniu]

Hahaha it's so true that after the 4th movie the characters become superheroes!

[@whoasked8771]

The fast Movies are dumb but that’s why I like them

[@Phoenix-zl5oo]

@@whoasked8771 same people always complain about the logic in these movies, but I just question why they don't just turn their brain off.

[@whoasked8771]

@@Phoenix-zl5oo yup

[@Trig.]

Truly the best way to describe it is terrible but found to watch.

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

After 5th movie

[@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665]

Theses movies have no right to be as good as they are, they shouldn’t work, they should be cringey cash grabs that use way to much product placement and big name celebrities to sell, and yet it’s ok that they do kinda do that for me cause they’re so fun, Dwayne Johnson’s character in theses films is one of my favourite rolls of his, and it honestly makes me feel like I’m 12 again watching a superhero movie with all the action and explosions, and Paul’s send off honestly had me in tears cause they could of just tried to ignore his death or just write him out off screen, but you feel in that scene they’re genuinely upset that he died and wanted to give him a proper farewell for his character, it honestly felt like the actors saying good bye to their friend instead of just writing him out.

[@wilsonjonah]

Yes...I remember when Paul Walker died it was all over the place, but I didn't watch these films so I didn't understand...and then I finished Fast 7. It hurt to finish because I knew that it was gonna be the last time he would ride with Vin Diesel... 😭

[@whoasked8771]

The Movies are dumb but that’s what makes them great

[@valentinov901]

The thing they embrace the fact they are cashgrabs Most cashgrabs take an already existing universe and ruin it for money,ruining fans expectations (like a starwars fan gettinf shoved the last trilogy wich was esentially a 2 hour toy comercial per movie) Fast and furious built a universe from thw ground up for being a entertain focused setting,no one goes to watch fast and furious because it deep themes,but for fun explosions And fast and furious has actually become skilled at its porpuse (a action packed movie for unbelievable stunts and figths) In a nutshell: since the 4th movie fast and furious is about overtop action,and has embraced that identity wholly

[@MacTac141]

“The thing about street fights... The street, always wins” That has got to be the dumbest line in any action movie, ever! Edit: I’ve seen F7 and I know the scene and it’s just a stupid line that makes no sense!

[@willie9084]

nah its the truest line ever spoken in any film

[@Washicles]

Forget about it, cuh.

[@markflay7152]

And it was so fucking funny

[@chrismende6948]

It probably is, but it gives you the fuckn vibe you need to see when Statham fights diesel on a breaking building

[@nolanhorn7121]

Maclain I remember hearing that in the movie theater and my friend and I just started bursted out laughing (meanwhile this was a packed movie theatre and nobody else laughed at that)

[@bageltoo]

“and in that moment something changed in me” is like your catchphrase at this point

[@Doctor-Infinite]

Markus "Something Changed in me" Cosmonaut

[@jamesayewale5695]

I've only see him say it like uhh, 2 times?

[@nameredacted1448]

“They are immune to car accidents” Paul Walker: Am I a joke to you?

[@teniolaolaleye6321]

Lol

[@Shinransa]

Is it bad that "Paul Walker" has become a word to describe something(mostly,but not limited to, a vehicle of some kind) going really fast into an immovable object in my vocabulary ? Example: I just Paul Walker'd my hotweel across my room

[@RFLCPTR]

@@Shinransa Depends on the darkness of your skin, coffee, humor and tire

[@alexloeffler7111]

To soon

[@RFLCPTR]

@@alexloeffler7111 no. I Paul Walker into you.

[@Lishadra]

One of my favorite things about Marcus is he can properly articulate what it is that he does or doesn't like about a thing, AND he can look at the Fast Five logo and go "It's disgusting. I love it."

[@joshsmith7808]

"These movies are anime" Marcus has never spoke such truth, maybe ever.

[@spidyboi9097]

,,CAR-FU" ,,Give me the damn veggies " ,,This series is so anime"

[@titaniawallace3919]

And everyone says you can't make a good live action anime

[@Exigentable]

everyone thinks adapting anime means throwing out all the over the top fights and action, and replacing it with 'relatable' garbage. you just gotta find the car-fu.

[@bamshakfwangyil1301]

@@Exigentable car-ate

[@raja-jl9os]

@@Exigentable watch indian movie rrr 😋

[@yxrackman2397]

Imagine initial D turned out like this

[@tropiccheekss]

the key difference is adaptation, most adaptations in general are already in a losing position, when your live action anime is initially live action you can only go up

[@Tassanamm]

"This is the series where characters are immune to car accidents" *Shows Paul Walker*

[@jeffreydelbagno1715]

Film theory: the power of baldness is where the characters draw their strength from in fast and furious

[@elvisdiaz2349]

That's why Paul died... Way too much hair for cars...

[@shadowvictory9225]

Fast'n'Furious is honestly just the ''higher'' budget version of Sharknado without the sharks. Rest is practically the same...

[@wyatt8315]

Woosh

[@pinkluigienjoyer]

ShadowVictory pure ‘nado

[@Sarkanybaby]

I don't know, for me FnF is more like a high budget Bollywood movie. With less cuts on a slow mo scene, to be fair.

[@shadowvictory9225]

@@Sarkanybaby yeah OK, that's respectable

[@wydawg4810]

Can’t wait till fast and furious 19 when vin diesel summons the ancient ancestors of cars themselves and rides a ghost Thomas the train into the White House to save the president from evil car demons from the planet CAR

[@Ace_Disaster]

Fast and furious 19 meets transformers. Vin Diesel must call in his greatest Ally, Optimus prime!

[@parisolivarious]

"Shaw is Vegeta" holy fucking shit

[@reddeadrene7552]

Fast and Furious 100 meets God

[@bushido_brownn]

in fast 19 hes gonna summon lightning mcqueen and have a kaiju battle with chick hix

[@whoasked8771]

Same

[@真太郎緑間-f4j]

9:38 this video has aged well.

[@srjkr__]

69 likes nice

[@michellewang3270]

All the other videos: Cosmonaut Quikie! / Why it sucks! This video: Vroom Vroom!

[@respox2191]

“These movies... are anime.” Yes, that’s why they’re amazing.

[@DaDARKPass]

FUCK YOU WEEBS! ANIME SUX!

[@azear561]

@@DaDARKPass k boomer

[@wjsproductions1784]

“Every time someone mentions family” Yeah I think I’ll pass.

[@alexyew17]

Oh, trust me you will.

[@whoasked8771]

I am so sad for the people who can’t enjoy such dumb fun action movies like F&F

[@wilsonjonah]

So many people are hammering the series now... do they not understand they're supposed to be outrageous? Sucks to be them

[@joeyjerry1586]

I just don’t understand why people don’t want to just have fun. Not every movie needs to inspire you or make you cry the house out. Just enjoy yourself for once

[@Jetburn_12]

“Gimmi the damn veggies.” - Dwayne The Rock Johnson

[@ebindelgado9660]

8:25 "kick logic out and do the impossible, that's how team Gurren rolls"- Kamina

[@collectivexp8630]

I love your videos, but check yourself. The scene from the first movie where they drive the car under the semi was insane when the movie came out, and is still a badass stunt. Sincerely, my childhood

[@gabrielespana319]

Maxwell Greaney it’s actually a stunt that a skilled driver can do unlike the car -fu

[@SnaggingRaccoon]

Maxwell Greaney It’s still badass but it’s a feasible stunt if you’re skilled enough, that’s why it’s kinda meh considering the fact that by the fifth movie they are using a fucking bank vault to maul other cars lol

[@edseiya]

um i think you did not understood the point of him mentioning that scene..

[@monoguy5194]

"Ive been waiting a long time for this! Keep waiting BIACH"

[@jaredsilvers2782]

All time line in film. Straight up the hardest I have ever laughed in a theater.

[@lautarovera2205]

7:49 -This is a movie where the main characters are immune to car accidents *Shows Paul Walker*

[@comm___4871]

Lautaro Vera too soon

[@loadingerror9975]

My sides are in orbit thank you

[@Zubes240]

Too soon? It’s been a couple years now

[@shav17]

ouch

[@esotericslayer6004]

“I said forget about it cuh” LMFAOOOO. I never seen that scene

[@din_dimitri]

its in 2

[@user-mb9nm7bq5e]

He says cuh so much in that film. How did u miss it

[@funnieststuffieverseen571]

Can't wait for the next sequel to be set in space with flying cars

[@AndreNitroX]

It’s happening

[@VicEntity]

Transformers Energon basically

[@WillemenJ]

Creatives behind this movie have genuinly said that they’d maybe want to do that in the future, to keep it interesting.

[@TheBondsbeyondtime]

Oh you know that’s gonna happen

[@MrFusion]

Realistically, that will probably happen

[@Firefly07]

I always love it when Tash does that sort of thing at the end where it sounds like a commercial or an automated message, she’s really good at it.

[@lizbos2811]

Tokyo Drift is just a live-action Initial D without eurobeat

[@HeWhoNutsLoudest]

Edgy boi time: “All of them survive car accidents- -“ “All of them?” “...”

[@youssifsoryal5287]

Yikes

[@princepis]

yo i wasn't ready Freddy

[@ScrilboBaggins]

Oof

[@Bworms1980]

Why should he remember the car accident that killed Han, the rest of the movies don't. Jason Statham's a good guy now.

[@Prince_Luci]

As someone who loves car culture i sometimes struggle to enjoy these movies. But they’re basically superhero movies but the cars are an extension of the character and their powers. Plus some of the designs are super rad. Like Doms charger they dropped out of the air plane was running on a trophy truck suspension which is beyond cool.

[@kieranstark7213]

Sounds like you didn’t struggle to like the franchise! 😄

[@diveshwarsaravanan1355]

I usually agree will agree with Marcus on his opinions on movies but not this one, as a car enthusiast, I cannot enjoy these new movies cause they just become generic action movies and keep moving away from car culture. Even though some the action is pretty cool they forget about the most important aspect about fnf which are the cars and the cars used to be iconic and like characters in the movie, but now there just props for another action scene. Well, car guys are the minority and can’t be catered to keep the franchise going. At least other people got what they wanted.

[@ptero93]

​@@diveshwarsaravanan1355idk man as someone who loves cars i gotta appreciate that pretty much every action scene involves cars in some way. It might not be the point of the films anymore but I'm glad the cars are still here

[@diveshwarsaravanan1355]

I can see that, although the cars are honestly not that interesting anymore, imo they're not really iconic or even that memorable.

[@loganbigmo]

1:25 *_"I said forget about it, cuh." - Brian O'Conner_*

[@secondsun6963]

I’ll never forgive Marcus for calling it “Car-Fu” instead of *CARATE*

[@legendaryhero27]

My wife and I just started watching these movies this summer for the exact same reason, because we thought Hobbs and Shaw looked fun. I'm blown away with how fun these films have been. And I remember thinking in the 6th one, when did Luda become the tech guru? Also, we did start the drinking game of whenever someone mentions "family"... so we've been drunk a lot. Great video.

[@whoasked8771]

Fast is just dumb but that’s what makes them great

[@PORCHMANKEY]

It went GTA --> Saints Row in just 4 movies. It was/is a good change.

[@RD-fn6ps]

It's a terrible change

[@funny3scene]

O K it’s definitely a terrible change for us car guys, these slow boys just eat up the shitty cash grabs year after year. The series very obviously should’ve ended when Paul died, but even then it was starting to turn into a cash grab.

[@lucasoliveirafrancisco6868]

And then it went gta online

[@pequenoperezoso3743]

C x 3 It went GTA, CHINATOWN WARS, GTA 2, GTA 3, VICE CITY, SAN ANDREAS -> GTA 4, GTA 5, In 3.5 movies prox.

[@funny3scene]

Pequeño Perezoso reverse that, and you’d be correct. The quality of these movies has done a complete nose dive since the 4th-5th.

[@joefriday1327]

Dude I‘ve been binging the Fast franchise (which I had never seen) and it‘s AMAZING!!!!!! Loved your channel, literally wanted to see what people would say. Your video came up. It‘s amazing.

[@whoasked8771]

Same

[@thomassparling4739]

Manly over the top bravado Feels slow in the first arc Bombastic fighting techniques Is this the Jojos of Hollywood

[@happyboyproductions7]

I guess so

[@christiang9578]

It’s not gay enough yet

[@KOCChristian]

Joesph: *Probably not*

[@LuciferLonseraph]

@@christiang9578 I mean... dunno 'bout you, but the true love story in the first film is Dom/Brian. It's only the fourth movie onwards, which is where the revisionism starts by changing up the main character status from "good driver but otherwise mortal" to "god of the streets" that we see the Dom/Letty and Brian/Mia romances start to actually work.

[@ssjgoddan777acrocian9]

BRUH BOIIII MATE Nah ma dud

[@ianbyrne465]

Keanu Reeves: “I know Kung Fu” Fast and Furious cast after Fast 4: H O L D M Y B E E R

[@Topo-Grigio1312]

H O L D M Y C O R O N A

[@DiosanXaquerry]

That scene in the matrix makes sense though.... ALOT of sense...

[@billygoods22]

"You saved me from the cops Brian, you can have any beer in the house!" "...Can I just have a fresh one?"

[@JoseCruz-yd4gl]

billygoods22 takes Vince’s beer haha

[@spiritgate0444]

0:44 Everything about this part is so accurate it hurts.

[@peanutbutterpikachu]

I can't wait for the Area 51 raid documentary to come out. I feel like it'd have a F&F vibe to it.

[@SpencerATX]

I haven't heard about this, who's making it?

[@peanutbutterpikachu]

Spencer M it will happen, it just doesn't have an official announcement coming from anyone yet, but I imagine someone would at least try to document the results, maybe mr beast.

[@captainjacksparrow1518]

7:52 "Immune to car accidents". And you put Paul Walker there... Too soon. 😣😓😢😭

[@davyjones9948]

Captain Jack Sparrow using emojis? You must be the jack from dead men tell no tales

[@matthewazia3041]

Tooooooo sooon was about to say the same thing

[@ashb7]

Paul forgot he was only a superhero while the cameras were rolling.

[@ultimatecow89]

I was looking for this comment 🤣

[@hannahshark8080]

F

[@arinkoc8291]

The next one is meant to take place in space, just you wait.

[@jackcouch8322]

Are you serious?

[@arinkoc8291]

jack couch Yes

[@davyjones9948]

Teslas on rockets

[@Marniv2002]

I wouldn't be surprise

[@MarkyMatey]

@@sid-fp6bi Musk is the villain

[@darkshadowmere]

“I said forget about it cuh 🤠”

[@daysianedasilva8033]

no one: not even *batwhamen* : dominic ‘growlo’ torreto: *we’re fAMiLy*

[@archivedaccount5990]

I've been a fan for over 10 years. And not because I was into sports, I was into Hot Wheels and Matchbox when I was a kid, as well as Need For Speed, Midnight Club, Initial D, and F-Zero, because I'm a fan of everything vehicle based. I especially like over the top action, hell I'm a big fan of all kinds of action movies.

[@KaioEmanuel24]

You said everything I couldn't when somebody asked me why I love these movies. I'll protect this video with my life

[@bobgenghiskhan1397]

F9 was fucking awesome. Fast and Furious has officially become live action anime.

[@wilsonjonah]

I'm gonna see them all again, now! Can't wait for another marathon with the new one 😁

[@kieranstark7213]

It’s much better live-action anime than Dragonball Evolution and I will fight anyone who thinks I’m a joke for saying that. :)

[@bobbyshewan4229]

@@kieranstark7213 that’s on them for genuinely taking these movies seriously

[@kieranstark7213]

😁

[@bernardopimenta5478]

"These movies are anime", this is the conclusion I could never arrive on my own to justify my love for these movies. Thanks a lot, Marcus!

[@AndreNitroX]

I feel I’ve just reach full enlightenment

[@TheBleachj16]

It is. One of the movies even has a damn anime opening kzbin.info/www/bejne/sJzViZdpbKeMf6M

[@Crick1952]

Car-fu was from the 2008 Speed Racer movie Source - I beat the Wii game on every difficulty

[@frudydoo7541]

“They knew exactly what they are doing (when making these films)” My thoughts exactly. Thanks for the affirmation. Also, ‘car-fu’ is the most perfect way to describe these movies. They’re so awesomely bad, I love them. Glad you do, too.

[@spongeboyrectanglepants4112]

Aaahhh! I remember the old days when Corona was a drink.

[@Alleggsander]

my whole life: the Fast and Furious is the most overrated, cheesy, garbage series and im never watching it cosmonaut variety hour makes one video: *starts watching it*

[@meko750]

Yep, I relate to this.

[@itsyaboidaboi2545]

Alex G the first movies were good, at the 4th it got bad

[@VlazeSkylax]

@@itsyaboidaboi2545 u trolling?

[@BigPurp9]

Honestly you’ve just got to switch your brain off for 2 hours and enjoy it

[@gerritsikkema5776]

@@itsyaboidaboi2545 if youre a car guy, this is so true

[@georgesimmans]

"Main characters are immune to car accidents" *YIKES*

[@MrIzzy5466]

Didn't Han get Blown up by Jason Stathom? Still immune to car accidents.

[@reritheguy6756]

9:39 if you're under 21 or you don't drink then your only other option is Snapple *CTYI intensifies*

[@maxrevs24]

"To them, logic is just a rapper who is sometimes on the radio"

[@cabeskywalker4346]

"The main characters are just naturally stronger than everybody else and the only reason they're this strong is because they're the main characters" Dungeons and Dragons in a nutshell

[@britbloc123]

The fact that everyone becomes best buds with Jason Statham in F&F8 makes the entire plot of F&F7 pointless. But I guess plot is not why people watch these movies.

[@dallasgoodman1989]

No no it is not lmao

[@albertovasquez5202]

Didn't you pay attention to this video?? In anime it's common for the protagonist to at least befriend one enemy.

[@ronaldomendoza7578]

@@LD1E60 Maybe they're trying to break the mold of shounen, you never know with these lunatics

[@Funkytones314]

I mean......goku and vegeta.... and then the androids and goku.... and then majin buu and goku.... and piccolo and goku.....

[@RJWorth]

Unpopular Opinion I like Tokyo Drift

[@nickyfandino8529]

Hell yeah because that's the only movie that actually gives an explanation of cars & drifting technique. Plus it has training montage & master who's dead by the end which makes it the most anime out of all the franchise

[@RJWorth]

@@nickyfandino8529 true

[@nunabisness7191]

Unpopular Opinion So do I

[@mikemorgan6685]

one of the best in the franchise for han alone. such a good character that they made fast 4, 5, and 6 take place (chronologically) before tokyo drift, just so han could be in it

[@hugoalynstephens9166]

I love a movie that is (now as of a decade-old retcon) set in 2014 but makes you feel Tokyo is somewhat retro with their 2006 fashions and flip-phones.

[@richardlandgraf1953]

For anyone who doesn't know, allow me to introduce you to the Japanese titles for this series. Wild Speed Wild Speed x2 Wild Speed x3: Tokyo Drift Wild Speed: MAX Wild Speed: MEGA MAX Wild Speed: Euro Mission Wild Speed: Sky Mission Wild Speed: Ice Break Wild Speed: Super Combo Wild Speed: Jet Break

[@robertcortez4956]

It really is an anime. The titles read like one.

[@luisherrera7039]

The fastchise is just the Bollywood version of the MCU Change my mind

[@Blueflag04]

But much worse

[@AnthonnyAG]

@Vatsal Ambaliya Then this franchise what?

[@AnthonnyAG]

@Vatsal Ambaliya The bollywood movies what?

[@captainjacksparrow1518]

No. Bollywood goes wayy over the top. A character in Bollywood wouldn't need 6 infinity stones to snap the ENTIRE universe away and come off it without a drop of blood

[@4rc639]

the fast franchise is the saints row franchise of movies the sequel is always more over the top and silly but extremely enjoyable

[@superbide]

This is the perfect analogy.

[@theblackgeno1848]

Yeah and there's a group of people to tell you your dumb for liking the more fun action pact version rather then the kinda boring old one's

[@ellbent]

"When ever Hobbs say something ridiculous." Why am I in the hospital from alcohol poisoning?

[@99wins31]

That sounds like something he would say

[@frankthepug9242]

"Gimme the damn veggies"? The screenwriter for Fast Five is a genius.

[@frankthepug9242]

But well I guess you don't need a good screenplay when you have FAMILY.

[@yoboyrob201]

“I said forget about it cuz” the single greatest line I have ever heard Paul walker say

[@Godzilla-tu2cd]

6:40 funny cause there's a fast and furious animated series happening real soon. And I can't wait

[@oladipupoolowabi9316]

it’s really good

[@killj4real]

Writer: *snorts line of coke* "Ok. Picture this. Jason Statham and Vin Diesel on top of a building. Wrench vs makeshift sword battle." "Um. Okay I guess. But where's Hobbs at this point?" Writer: *snorts even longer line* "Minigun." "What?" Writer: "He's got a minigun, Bob."

[@jadeeo5745]

thank you so much for introducing me to the franchise lol i do NOT regret it just finished all of em before f9 comes out