I cut Granny's Coprolites open! (Fossilized 💩)

Let's fire up our 10" lapidary saw and cut open some of granny's stinky coprolites! Coprolite is fossilized... feces. We cut open a bunch of different kinds as well as some possible coprolites.. Oh and an agatized pinecone!
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[@AgateDad]

Don’t be a stinker, hit that like button 💩

[@bouncerslabrealnature9143]

LoL 😂

[@MericaRocksnGifts]

I'm a habitual liker but I really meant it this time😂 the end was great! 🤣

[@bhaskerthapa9066]

Last orange one looks like fossilized crab body without legs. I think the back missing triangle was the tail part. I like to collect fossils and have found some interesting rocks too along the way. The same meteorite that killed dinosaurs could have created enough heat to bake the earth and, the shallow water creatures too. You can find some neat rocks on south jersey and along Delaware River and wissahickon Creek too.

[@lumia57]

Hi there just found you! And omg I love what you are doing I collect the odd stone! From around the UK northwest area we have amazing Caves in the Derbyshire area one being Blue John Mines started collecting when Dad took us Camping in Edale! And would hike the local areas around there I'm 66 years old now and unfortunately I can't do hiking any more but my Son Michael and Lisa and there two youngest boys are exactly the same as myself 😂 always finding usually things 💜🙏💜 Caz

[@bokunokintama5523]

What a shifty joke 😊

[@pamelaburks8695]

And my daddy told me ya just can't polish a turd.......who's right, who's wrong, lol?

[@yellowwoodstraveler]

Mythbusters proved you can using the Japanese art of dorodango and an assortment of animal faeces!

[@alanrogers8535]

It may be difficult to polish a turd but its easy to sprinkle glitter on one.

[@jodiejohnson2408]

Snort, another magnificent comment. So many funny pooh jokes😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lincolnhodge2371]

I was always told you can!! polish a turd but it's still a turd

[@patmanchester8045]

I kept thinking how much it would hurt to pass one of those.

[@brendapeske-se8yu]

That one with the orange - you said it was your number one. I beg to differ. I believe it's really your number two. 😉

[@AgateDad]

🤣

[@518hs]

😄😄😄😄 🤎

[@keeper6458]

😂😂😂😂

[@janepiper-lunt7655]

😂😂😂😂

[@yarnycat_crochet]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@myparallaxview]

I taught Jr high earth science. I taught fossils at the beginning of the school year. On the last day in the spring one student stole something out of another one's locker. The kid was really polite but was furious at the other one and wanted to call him names and shouted "you jerk - you...you...you... COPROLITE! You're just a coprolite! 😂😂😂 now that's a lesson that was internalized!

[@silva7493]

What a great story !!!!!

[@Doxymeister]

🤣💩

[@saramcdowell4735]

That’s hilarious! You must be a great teacher!!!😂

[@ericahyland1624]

and execrated

[@stldiva76]

Epic 😂

[@dustyblueberry3313]

This is why I don't lick rocks 😂

[@AgateDad]

I wouldnt lick these either lol

[@sandhermit3665]

Hahahahah

[@gee4947]

😂😂😂

[@snowballil3133]

Only sertant ones are lickable.....

[@wirelessone2986]

YOU ROCK LICKER😂

[@ruthnelson9089]

Chip off the ole plop! 😂😂

[@AgateDad]

😂

[@ricksmith1647]

My wife and I both laughed out loud at that one.

[@amandatrent7869]

You can't write lines that funny! That was just hilarious! 🤣

[@paulabrandt3922]

"Chip off the old plop." Such a way with words!! That critter ate an orange,/red crayon ...

[@AgateDad]

😂

[@davidhurlbert4684]

If you ease up on the pressure as you're cutting, you will have less chipping. I've been working lapidary since age 14 yrs. And instill have to remeber this myself as it's easy to get excited and push to quickly. The microscope is a great idea, but don't forget to check them with a UV light. Appreciate your content, keep it coming👍🏻💯

[@jenwieland8574]

Thanks, David. Looks like this guy needs some advice and training, especially if he's charging to cut rocks or profiting from this channel. I feel bad for Granny who trusted him with her collection.

[@MindyMcHaffie]

yep, and there is the grinch@@jenwieland8574

[@peterblinn7946]

I would wonder if there's some kind of hard resin-like material you could encase these with before (slowly and gingerly) sawing them in half, which could then be dissolved or melted away afterward if desired. That way, among other things, you could choose literally any cutting angle you wanted.

[@MrLargonaut]

​@@peterblinn7946 Had the same thought, gotta be a handy way to stabilize these. I did the nerd thing n went and asked GPT4: Casting in Epoxy - Keeps omni-directional pressure on all rock surfaces, provides clear, grippable, polishable, displayable medium for handling, researching, and displaying cut pieces. Freshly exposed surfaces can be re-immersed and sealed with epoxy, allowing for additional stabilized slices from each new cut. This would enable extremely thin slices of stone to be made directly into 'slides' of epoxy-stone-epoxy plates.

[@elzipperooo]

Are you 15? Cuz that would be funny.😊

[@alexhale6582]

Imagine having a kitchen counter made from Granny G's coprolites

[@maryannkom299]

I like the fact they were wrapped in toilet paper.

[@mamm7223]

The pinecone is gorgeous, and would make a stunning pendant. The "patty" was interesting.

[@meg2831]

I never thought I would spend over 15 minutes looking at somebody handle poop. But here I am. They really do look fascinating inside. It sucks that they actually sink. That orange one was really neat. I've never seen an agatized pinecone before and I am not disappointed, it was so cool!

[@dawnyoung8]

That one had worms . You could see the fossilized worms in it ! Amazing

[@las10plagas]

THAT one? can you point at it?

[@ToddAndrewCole]

You cut the crap out of those rocks. Nice job!

[@ThePearsch]

Without cutting the crap outa your thumbs!

[@RodCornholio]

Ahh, you found all the Congressmen, Senators, and Presidents!

[@belliott538]

My Granny usually had a different meaning in mind when she said “Cut The Sheeit!”…

[@SRLGemstone]

I didn't realize poo had such beauty. 😄 I like that. Thanks for sharing.🧡

[@AgateDad]

💩

[@sarahstrong7174]

Thankyou for letting us see your coprolite Granny G. All the best.

[@LazyIRanch]

Now I know what the Beatles meant when they sang, "Love Me Doo-Doo". Weren't they from Liver-poo?🤔

[@oculusangelicus8978]

7:09 this possible coprolite is almost 100% Iron Pyrite, and many of the deep-sea fossils have a great deal of Iron Pyrite in this so even though we see it quite often Iron Pyritized fossils are extremely cool to me. especially when you find almost perfectly round nodes of sediment with sea fossils in them that have been perfectly polished and look like a solid ball of Iron Pyrite! So, if this truly is a fish turd, it is the most blinging turd ever seen so far! LOL

[@wandabooth3411]

What a HOOT!!😂🤣. Potty humor isn’t just for kids. Us maturing adults can’t help but laugh too!😂🤣. Thanks A.D. for a great start to my day🤣🤣🤣🤗

[@comfortablynumb9342]

Crappy job, shitty results, but it was his duty to try.

[@sublimnalphish7232]

Are you sure about "mature" ? Just think about what it would be like if the world stopped making things be taboo like poo.... We wouldn't desire to laugh at copalite or even bigger chunks of whatever in the planet Uranus. In short political correctness isn't even something to joke about. So not funny.

[@E.o.t.4637]

Granny G has a sense of humor😂Who would have thought that it would smell after millions of years?!

[@ckh57]

It is not millions of years . that is false claim by academia by the faulty carbon dating farse ( a carbon dating starts with the assumption of a date by the archeologist ) and the circular reasoning of the strata dates the fossil and the fossil date the strata.

[@knightartorias1825]

​​​​​​@@ckh57 If there's no way to use carbon dating to figure out the times, then you have no way of knowing if it's millions of years or not. So the first claim that it's not isn't even backed up by your criticism of the evidence. Also you don't understand the science of fossil dating whatsoever. Lol. They predominantly do not carbon date Fossils or rocks. Carbon is limited by a few thousand years. They use other isotopes for radiometric dating of things like million year old Fossils. Furthermore, sediment analysis is the comparison they use to ascertain whether the method is accurate because sediment analysis is a proven and accurate method of dating. Just like carbon dating young things was compared to known age determining methods like tree rings and historical records.

[@ckh57]

-@@knightartorias1825- probably just another unbelieving in a God creator evolutionist. Carbon is still a farce and we all know it. There was an incident where a bone was buried ad dug up later and then taken to carbon date and it was dated at millions of years old. so much for your carbo dating scam.

[@ckh57]

@@knightartorias1825 - FYI kzbin.info/www/bejne/nJiZfpmkot2DeJY . the truth shall set you free from brain washed ideas that are only faulty assumptions.

[@ckh57]

@@knightartorias1825 FYI kzbin.info/www/bejne/nJiZfpmkot2DeJY The truth shall set you free.

[@kendramanuel1276]

Just an idea, put a painter’s tape around the stone before you cut. It might help with some of the issues of breaking. Maybe worth a try. Other than that, that 🦖💩 looks cool. I didn’t think that there would be a smell..interesting. Very cool and thank you for sharing this. ✌️🫶😃

[@ShannonG2016]

Omg I was literally eating corn when you said that in the intro. I struggled, but I managed to not spit it all over my phone ❤😂😂☠️

[@maryzefo3801]

I thought that was so funny 😂😂😂

[@rickh3714]

A maize in.

[@ShannonG2016]

@@rickh3714 😆😆

[@tinaenglish1223]

LMFAO 😂😆

[@trolojolo6178]

Why do you eat and watch at the same time? Aren't meals supposed to be eaten on the table with the family and no TV or phone? Feel sad for you. What a waste.

[@nancygibson8854]

The pinecone is my favorite!! That's amazing.

[@msswart9119]

Mine too!

[@williamquilitzsch4174]

I knew a rock shop owner on Cape Cod. A lady picked up a coprolite. Owner said to give it a lick if she wanted to know how it would look like polished. Then told her what coprolite really is. Sued and paid out $5000. This was in the late 70’s.

[@maryzefo3801]

Oh good grief...I would have laughed and licked it again..... mean ol lady needs a sense of humor 😂😂😂😂poor shop owner 😮

[@bruv1039]

That judge must've been the type to think the universe is 5000 years old.

[@manchagojohnsonmanchago6367]

sad

[@wirelessone2986]

Sue happy nut jobs

[@sillysad3198]

@@bruv1039 the Earth is old enough for the Justice to pass away

[@TheSheGoz]

I'm a total geo nerd, and I just stumbled across your channel by accident. Can I just say I love what you're doing here? Rocks and humor... Two of my FAVORITE things! Keep up the good work!

[@debidevaney8398]

Those were super interesting! The one with the orange bands was so pretty🎉

[@user-ek8om2rp2w]

Absolutely love videos like this...not only do you explore a wide range of environments looking for stone specimens specific to those areas but you also explore the innards of said stones which make the hobby of rock collecting that much more intriguing. Bravo to you sir! Keep doing what you're doing and thanks so much for sharing. Love this stuff!!!

[@AgateDad]

Thanks, will do!

[@donnaherzig8106]

OMG, I've never enjoyed or laughed as much as listening to your tongue in cheek comments as you cut. 😂 Never knew poo could be so much fun. Especially loved the agatized specimens. TY for such a fun start to my day.

[@destroyerpwn]

if you're cutting something hard that's shattering out the back instead of giving you a clean cut you can just put in a little pilot line around the stone first so you can control where it will crack

[@orchidorio]

Well, I'm thinking, what to do with all this coprolite! A lot of variety. Cut into small tiles and cover a table top! Encrust a jewelry box? Cover the counter next to the toilet. Woooopie!!!

[@KittyKeypurr]

Poo pearls! 😂

[@bevharrison8157]

So so interesting, who would have thought that💩 could be so beautiful. Thank you granny g .👍

[@kastah]

that one at 5.47 was special😮😲Wow, that pinecone was actually like an artwork, so nice!! Never heard about coprolite🤔 That flat poop had beutiful orange color, interesting.

[@orion84037]

Ancient marine had just eaten an orange crayon.

[@jennifertucker107]

This is the funniest! Love the wrapping. Great sense of humor!!

[@AgateDad]

🤣

[@joyflupke345]

​@@AgateDad 😂👍

[@Uniquettt]

Granny's have the best interests but slices under glass made into a table with all the colours would look cool .And a great way for scientists to see what past animals diets were

[@nancyr.mcnamara6354]

This was sooo cool! The pine cone and the Pattie were my favorites! Thankyou!

[@shirleyandrews1152]

Eeeew‼️😂🤣 u r very funny. Thx for the laugh. I do like your presentation. I’m impatient & like that u show them right after u cut them.🥰

[@williamquilitzsch4174]

5:46 gives new meaning to the phrase “thunder” egg. Looks nice inside.

[@theresaherrrera8224]

Holy shit....so beautiful....Thank you Grdma G....❤

[@user-hm6bn6kw6k]

Oh wow! Those of us who are into rocks and fossils are really excited by what you are showing today. And please thank Granny for giving you all those neat cards. As you well know, Taylor, sometimes knowing where a fossil is found is the #1 clue to its identification. Thank you, Granny!

[@lorigesch1295]

BTW, I refer to poo pyrite as Poo-ls gold!

[@AgateDad]

😅

[@sarahporter9541]

Gotta love playing with a bit of "chit"..so fun!

[@PhillipBell]

Granny rocks!

[@Volundur9567]

She has some interesting crap

[@technopoptart]

i couldnt tell if all of them were coprolites or not(not my field of study, haha) but several of them were unmistakable! it is amazing that minerals could order themselves so tidily that you can =see= the shape of the partially/fully digested roughage that used to be in them. plants that have gone through an animal's gut then decomposed to the point where the space they once were fills with stone. the world is amazing!

[@wiesia1396]

Dziękuję💖Niektóre okazy bardzo ładne☺ Masz wspaniałe poczucie 😂humoru.

[@user-zq5nn7qm2e]

You're so "stinking" cute with your synonyms for coprolite!

[@girlnextdoor369]

Can’t wait to see this! I called in sick just for the show!

[@AgateDad]

You’re crazy if you did!! 😂

[@girlnextdoor369]

@@AgateDad LOL!! I did call in sick…just joking 🙃 about the part for the show! 🤣 hahaha!

[@judyhobday4760]

sadly my home had been robbed by friends of my daughter. I lost a really pretty corprolite. She and I have come to terms with how she lives her life and her friends. Sad lots of my things i treasured. So fun to watch you open some true bits of the past.

[@BoCoffman-eo3vp]

I was literally eating chocolate chip cookies and some milk while watching this! That one with the orange bits through it was my favorite. Love the vids!

[@AgateDad]

So good!

[@pedrasdeminasgerais.]

Thank you, here in Brazil there are many too

[@CLCIII]

Mythbusters proved that you can polish a turd. You proved that you can cut one too. Or cut two too? As Always, May God Bless you and yours! 😇

[@AgateDad]

❤️☺️

[@inmydarkesthour2278]

I have never ever heard of fossilized poop until this video! Never stop learning

[@AgateDad]

Never!

[@VioletRing77]

My grandma passed in Arizona on Thanksgiving. She had a fantastic rock collection (some purchased, a lot personally collected), and we had her memorial 2 weeks ago. I may be the most knowledgeable family member when it comes to rocks and minerals. 2 weeks ago my Aunt wanted to show me a specimen she was taking home. She told me her mom always called it dinosaur poop, but my aunt never believed her - wanted to keep the rock purely for the sentimental value, recalling all the light hearted jokes about the dinosaur poop. I don't know much about coprolite, but have seen a good bit of it. Was expecting like a pocket sized rock, or an unusual formation of something more common. I was shocked when she brought out a piece that looked amazingly similar to coprolite I've seen.... And weighs at least 15lbs! Should have taken a few pictures, but didn't, this thing was huge! Told her I don't know for sure, but it looks like it certainly could be. Also told her i think the name for it is something like "crapolite", lol! Super excited to see you cut open some, so soon after! Happy coincidence! Fascinated to see the insides! I would never suggest my aunt get it cut, in fact you've made me decide the opposite, with all the chipping. However, I'm sharing your video with her, so she may also enjoy the beautiful variety of fossilized poop!

[@dondiego124]

I never saw anything like this before. I am an electrician and have had to core and saw through concrete for conduit and I have kept several cores because the aggregate was interesting. Coming from a different use of cutting I have some ideas for you. I would suggest using a sled to minimize fractures, and maybe using a towel and clamps to secure the stones. Also if you suspect something is special a new but slightly broken in blade works so much better when cutting. Another thing I noticed from my personal experience is slow uniform pressure gives me the best cuts

[@cynthiaswain4070]

An interesting and educational bit of doo. I'm rather surprised that being fossilized that it would stink. Thank you Grandma G and Agate Dad

[@Candy111.]

The pinecone is beautiful so it's the orange 🧡

[@robertamckeon5082]

You learn something new every day on the internet. I never heard of collecting fossilized poo and I am glad I know now. You do wonderful work.

[@AngryFlamingo232]

I love watching you work!🥰 It's like watching presents being opened every day!!!😁

[@bettyli2010]

I'm a rock collector myself and this is really funny. In my country, we have the world expert in extracting DNA from coprolites😂 You are so killing me with this.... Agatized Turd😆😆

[@AgateDad]

So cool!

[@bettyli2010]

@@AgateDad So, the expert's brother is a nationally known archaeologist and he has been known to say at a dig... "If you find turds, call my brother"..... Haha😅

[@leecarlson9713]

I am lol, at the ‘No it doesn’t smell!’ And the pinecone was wonderful-so beautiful!

[@dezahraebostick08]

Some are pretty!! I LOVE crystals and fossils and things from the earth that are old it’s sooo beautiful!! Mother Nature!!

[@user-fg3nd1fh4t]

Your number one with number two

[@AgateDad]

I appreciate that very much 💩

[@YeshuaT-bm6ss]

This video wasn't crappy at all thank you

[@sandramolina5068]

How funny would it be to find a corn kernel ! The bumpy one , left piece looks like a badger !

[@LookAtThisRock]

6:13 is definitely my number one as well! That orange is insanely bright!! It almost looks like some sort of smile mold! Still disappointed you didn't find any corn though.

[@RM-vw3ov]

Pleease do a video with your grandma with microscopic photos🎉🥳⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@williamhyde2310]

On the first pattie shaped one, those "fractures" might be insect burrows ,as the placard suggests

[@rachelread1346]

I was always told you cant polish a turd 😂 some are really gorgeous

[@MBW4449]

Not bad. I thought they would be s#itty.😂😂😂.

[@AgateDad]

These puns are funny!

[@JayTee0007]

That small piece was a dinggleberry with a kernel of corn. 😋

[@josephlangford7372]

Your response to opening the fossilized duty is hilarious.

[@AgateDad]

😂

[@lisasteel6817]

These are the prettiest poops I’ve ever seen!

[@AgateDad]

I agree, and I have a golden retriever

[@ginadelsasso288]

That one with the orange in it....i cant help to think what that creature ate for its poop to turn out like that. LoL

[@uncleed8192]

5:25 with the orange fire, taco night... 🤭😝

[@pipmuser9619]

I like the orange one best. Would never have guessed it was do-do.

[@paulabrandt3922]

That pinecone is extraordinary!! I never thought of so many types of coprolite. Duh. Why wouldn't it there be ... I have a cow pattie shaped rock from Lake Superior beach. It was shaped so much like a ploppy cow pie I just couldn't leave it behind. We call it my dinosaur poop rock. It would have to be a smaller Cow sized dino. I think it's a pinky toned rock, grainy. I didn't think it was really a dino pie. I'll locate and send a pic. Also coprolite cabochon cracked me up. Thinking I'd want mega sealer layers on it ...

[@Eagle-pe9pg]

I used to collect fossils from Lyme Regis beach.

[@Momcat_maggiefelinefan]

I bought a coprolite from a fossil vendor in Alberta, Canada. It’s thought to be from a raptor type dinosaur and is a bunch of brown “ chunks” about 4 inches long. Quite attractive, for a turd, and it doesn’t stink. No plans on slicing it open though. I enjoyed your video today. Thanks! 🇨🇦🖖🏻🇨🇦

[@stevejuststuff2779]

Thanks for plopping by.

[@AgateDad]

I feel like I missed an opportunity with saying that at the end of this video.

[@WootTootZoot]

I was in a geology lab in College, we tried dissolving coprolites in acid. Boy did it ever stink up the lab. We even had campus police come to the lab because you could smell it outside near the vents for the fume hoods.

[@MarkJackson-wc2xh]

"This Valentines Day show them that you really care." 😂

[@kristibbradshaw]

No, it's number 2, not number 1. Lol. I love the pine cone.

[@DV8fromthenorm]

“Plop” 🤣

[@ironthornkoncepts]

Some cool stool cutting. ✌️😎👍

[@jthepickle7]

I don't care how old your Granny was, she didn't leave you no coprolites!

[@StoneyProductions]

Awesome never heard of crapperlite

[@gailarnold2660]

Your videos are always so fun. You have a great sense of humor!

[@AgateDad]

Glad you like them!

[@savagesquirrel9828]

Very nice of you….and, entertaining! Thank you!

[@crimsonday8951]

"chip off the old plop"😅

[@sewmeonekenobi639]

You friggen read my mind about the smell. Immediately after I had the thought!

[@NonEuclideanTacoCannon]

I don't know what sort of wild coincidence or algorithmic magic led me here, but I'm currently watching season 4 of The Magicians, and particular coprolite looks EXACTLY like the thing The Monster cut out of Bacchus. Like, totally identical.

[@vlogsnorth]

Enjoyed watching . thx for sharing

[@jmcgovern6454]

I laughed when you commented about how you described the poo 😂 petrified poo is interesting to know what was eaten back in the days 😮

[@janehelbert7551]

Thank you Granny G.!

[@virginiarocks]

I love your potty humor! Great video, I did LOL several times. 😂. That pine one was glorious!

[@Emunah13819]

02:46 You whipped out those big honkers and I literally yelled, "Oh, crap!" 🤣

[@HarryMarsee-fw9ot]

Why didn't it dissolve during rains and floods? You would think that it would have dissolved a long time ago.

[@joang.cavanna2046]

Just so interesting! Thanks to you and Granny.

[@pattijareo7423]

I think YOU are the stinker! 😆😆 Nice touch at the end there!

[@aikeuchi1175]

The comment of smell like oil or road tar, can be the same when cutting some types of Australian opal. I find that odor when I cut some opal with black potch in it. Black potch from Mintabie and also some Lightening Ridge at times. I love cutting Australian opal and have material from multiple fields, fossils vegetation , shells, boulder, koriot, etc.