I Found the Worst Zombie Movie Ever

The Possum tells you about a horrible shot-on-video movie from 2004.

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[@peepeepoopoomyguy7457]

I don't know,but you don't deserve the garbage that you find.

[@dudeboydudeboy-zj8kd]

review thanks killing 1 and 3 please

[@herbaldragon7646]

Where the fuck is "why did the goblin turn on the stove shirt"??????????????????

[@dexterdouglas]

Getting tons of subs! Glad to see people are coming around to how hilarious it is watching you find garbage.

[@lawnmower8696]

There's a gay bar down the street

[@BatMan-jd5rc]

The beginning was enough to know how this movie would play out.

[@NYUMIR]

Lol 😂

[@johnbacon4997]

I legit thought he was joking that it was anti semitic.

[@therefinedhellion5041]

That TITLE is enough to know how this shit was gonna go

[@localdingus6788]

I thought even the zombie should’ve stop a gurgled out a “what the fuck man” that would’ve been funny.

[@ManiacalForeigner]

I'm just saying, if a girl gets kicked out of 109 different schools, maybe she's the problem.

[@7.62x38mmR]

Stop noticing things

[@henryweissman524]

Kek

[@cocacola4blood365]

That goes without saying, but how did get INTO 109 schools? At some point you they would stop taking her. Like the fifth or sixth time.

[@ManiacalForeigner]

@@cocacola4blood365 Not when she's the only one who's not forbidden to practice lending money with interest to foreigners... I feel like the analogy is starting to break down somewhat.

[@dunkyking6310]

Don't you know? It's cuz all those schools were antithegirlitic, and all conspired against her, despite being thousands of miles and years apart!

[@mechagamera2517]

Goblin: "everybody ask why goblin doing, never how goblin doing"

[@andrazprelec8263]

Well maybe we would stop asking why if he JUST TOLD US THE FUCKING ANSWER

[@polaknasieci1331]

@@andrazprelec8263 He is using the heat from the stove to generate energy until it compresses enough to create a black hole to destroy the solar system in order to provent the zombie outbreak at the end, the goblin was the true hero all along.

[@Acen2036]

Hey Goblin, Why did you turn on the stove?

[@6969-i8s]

Okay then. Mr. Goblin, how do you answer the question "why did you turn on the stove"

[@masternoob9673]

Dude, that stove Goblin is the best running gag of all time.

[@brianaguilar8283]

Even though it has an answer

[@cacomeatballmarinara2014]

@@brianaguilar8283 why did the goblin turn on the stove?

[@brianaguilar8283]

@@cacomeatballmarinara2014 to heat up the fireplace poker

[@polaknasieci1331]

@@cacomeatballmarinara2014 He is using the heat from the stove to generate energy until it compresses enough to create a black hole to destroy the solar system in order to provent the zombie outbreak at the end, the goblin was the true hero all along.

[@deezkemet31]

4sho

[@NefariousKoel]

"Why did Hat Guy go outside?" - Hat Guy was gonna dumpster dive for a fvckin sammich. He could really use a sammich or a hoagie.. or some sheeeeit.

[@KCMrecordings]

Why did the goblin turn on the stove? these are the real questions

[@imakecrappyvideos9360]

Sounds like you're talking about heavy tf2 without context.

[@GlobalOutcast]

@@imakecrappyvideos9360 bro my thoughs excalty. Sandvich me make strong

[@expendableindigo9639]

As a possum you’d think he’d know this.

[@hectorryan7591]

​@@KCMrecordings he making soup

[@jwnj9716]

Wtf, this makes the super low-budget film "Junk" look like Dawn of the Dead.

[@gopalkrishnan9732]

*Shawn of the dead

[@bbqenjoyer]

@@gopalkrishnan9732 *Shaun

[@agentscuzz7637]

Dawn of the Dead had a small budget and manages to be a great movie.

[@gopalkrishnan9732]

@@bbqenjoyer *séan

[@gopalkrishnan9732]

@TOM HA I know, it's a joke.

[@OhKayEl]

This looks like a KZbin parody of zombie movies than an actual movie. Like a Nostalgia Critic live action skit but really long.

[@haillobster7154]

But more tolerable than NC.

[@SonofTiamat]

"a Nostalgia Critic live action skit but really long" That's like all of his skits

[@gusgus0070]

You mean The Wall Review?

[@SonofTiamat]

@@gusgus0070 ...We don't talk about that...

[@AutumnWind92]

Still better than NC movies tho

[@tbone9474]

The worst zombie movie ever made? Wow, that's a huge sampling size to go through

[@polaknasieci1331]

Yhea especially when jurassic dead, zombeavers, zoombies and corona zombies are all real movies

[@tbone9474]

@@polaknasieci1331 I'd ask if you were serious, and I could Google it but... my brain is telling me you're not making this up

[@polaknasieci1331]

@@tbone9474 I wish

[@percyjackson3311]

@Keith Marshall rape zombies....

[@percyjackson3311]

There's this movie which has rpe zombies. It is bad.

[@PKNut-un8cp]

Everyone asks "Why did the Goblin turn on the stove", not "How was the Goblin's day"...

[@brianaguilar8283]

He was heating up the fireplace poker

[@hi_-bz7wf]

@@brianaguilar8283 Did you even read the initial comment?

[@maplebob23]

I can’t wait to see the Snyder Cut of this!

[@koppelia]

This kind of movies were actually called 'shot on shitteo' no joke. They were called so because of the shitty quality and were filmed with cheap ass VHS cameras that got popular at the beginning of 00s.

[@patchchrist]

They actually started way back in the 80's

[@polytanksan5761]

Thanks for the info smol bicycle fren

[@firstnamelastname5950]

Good 'genre' for these movies.

[@zmbdog]

"shot on shitteo" is just a term Cinema Snob came up with. They were never called that and they've been popular since the mid-80s.

[@raccoononymous]

[Edits out the antisemitism.] Wow, just leave me completely blue balled.

[@michal31131]

Very disappointing edit! How would I know if it's worth watching now?

[@-Zakhiel-]

Shut up Quark and serve me some Kanar.

[@johngalt5166]

I’m kinda curious now :0

[@favoritemustard3542]

Who is@@johngalt5166

[@mahoganydoughnut6082]

"He did it!!! he said the thing!!!" Me every time he asks why the goblin turned the stove on.

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

This movie feels like it's made by someone who wanted to make a zombie movie filled with Southern stereotypes but from the way they're writing you can tell they aren't from the South.

[@OmGwTf117]

The Kroger's says otherwise

[@HalloweenHalloween-sc4jo]

This movie wasn’t even filmed in the south. West Virginia may be full of hillbillies, but there’s a clear difference between them and the stereotypical Deep South.

[@waffles_dd]

"Why'd the goblin turn on the stove?" That killed me!

[@brianaguilar8283]

To heat up the fireplace poker

[@thomasjones6216]

@@brianaguilar8283 omg you've solved the riddle - seriously that's a pretty good idea for the purpose of the stove

[@roberthan5109]

James Rolfe made a really awesome zombie movie with like $100 in his parents garage. There's no excuse for this movie to suck as much as it does

[@Quickdrawingartist]

If that's the case, the movie Bones had a wax dummy made in Snoop's own garage, there should be zero reason to have anything be this bad.

[@josheboythespeedrunner8491]

@@Quickdrawingartist yeah but that’s snoop dogg in 2001

[@roberthan5109]

@Dustin Kimpton I think you should also take into consideration that you never had to pay for that film he made, that was something he made mostly for himself. This movie you do have to pay for to see. So I feel it's fair to hold it to a higher standard. Those 200 films were also just random stuff he filmed with his friends for fun at the age of like five. Most of the times he didn't even have a script. So not exactly the same thing

[@HaplessOne]

@@roberthan5109 you're absolutely correct. Most if not all of James's projects are free to enjoy. A lot of these dudes who make shit movies actually charge for it because "lol bad movi funni".

[@shotguntony4730]

What was it called?

[@markl2322]

They got one thing accurate; I went to Catholic school from First to Third grade, and the nuns kept us in line with their guns. I swear.

[@theactualTVB]

>a bad shot-on-video zombie >dumped on amazon prime Thank you Jeff Bezos, very cool.

[@ClarkeZor]

"Why did the goblin turn on the stove" has made it into every day conversation for me.

[@brianaguilar8283]

To heat up the fireplace poker

[@miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372]

"Yes, the movie's only 54 minutes long, and that's the only good thing I have to say about it."

[@bongulothbb8600]

"Thou shalt not forsake thy Brethren for wenches" - Broviticus 4:20 This will be my next tattoo

[@polytanksan5761]

The timestamp is wrong

[@bongulothbb8600]

@@polytanksan5761 I apologize dear sir, the stamp in the video is 12:18 It is phrase 4:20 of the part of the holy Broviticus, a lost part in the bible in wich it is written down for future Bros.

[@Breakaway-ic5gj]

What is your current ?

[@RedDusk369]

Possum: Zombies aren't funny Shaun of the Dead: Exists

[@the_legend_2749]

Questions science still can’t answer. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

[@jasonvolkanov3123]

Why did the goblin turn on the stove indeed

[@Eidolon1andOnly]

Why did the hat guy go outside?

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

Cause the stove worked and was plugged in If it didn't work or was not plugged in the goblin would have just turned a dial to the on position so that means in an alternate demenson/universe/reality they are saying "Why did the goblin turn the non-working stove's dial to the on postion?"

[@bakerboy8910]

Why did Louis shoehorn put a couch in the cars?

[@SPFLDAngler]

To heat up the fire poker... it's so obvious and so dumb he didn't notice and had to make it a running gag to not look stupid.

[@haillobster7154]

Hi, I'm a zombie and I find garbage- I mean, brains.

[@planetschlock]

The director probably thought he was channeling Quentin Tarantino with all his "characters talk about irrelevant pop culture bullshit" scenes. I'm kind of embarrassed for him, not gonna lie.

[@dentheman1797]

Every time that ginger nun showed up, I thought it was that guy who plays Ron Weasley in Harry Potter.

[@cromwellcruisertank2296]

Good to know I wasn't the only one

[@Unremarkable6969]

Fun fact: The top speed for a zombie according to the author of World War Z is one step per second.

[@ablosch2452]

You should see Train To Busan. In that one, the zombies move like freakin track runners!

[@EddieB-ready]

@@ablosch2452 yeah, but that one also has good characters, taking it out of the zombie movie pool for being too high quality

[@ablosch2452]

@@EddieB-ready Implying it is not possible for a zombie movie to be good?

[@EddieB-ready]

@@ablosch2452 yes, that is exactly my point

[@GenericCommenter-by4zi]

I would say there would be a worst zombie movie out there but the moment you show us the title am convinced

[@ThatAngryLatvian]

At 11:19 there is a poster for audition on Zombies for this movie, they clearly forgot to take it off when recorded

[@goodeggproductions]

I saw that too, and laughed. The level of incompetence for this "film" is astonishing.

[@b.lazing9923]

No no, you got it wrong, that's an easter egg, this is high art after all

[@jellyarizomaramger1433]

@@b.lazing9923 I agree I guess some people just can't appreciate *art*

[@TheRedneckPreppy]

I was going to roll my eyes at the claim this was the worst ever but I think it's possible you're right. This would be the longest 54 minutes ever.

[@DarkWarchieff]

Dumbest thing about zombie movies is that somehow, slow moving corpses could've defeated any organized military. Like, even ancients such as Mongolian horse archers make zombies utterly hopeless as a threat.

[@cyberdance4578]

The only time zombies would be a massive threat is if they were like the necromorphs from dead space

[@ablosch2452]

Train To Busan made the zombies actually fast, so it seemed more likely how they could overtake others.

[@ablosch2452]

@@cyberdance4578 I find the Necromorphs less like zombies and more like that alien from The Thing.

[@falconstudios146]

Mongolian horse archers would have made a horde of zombies look like an absolute joke.

[@karminevt]

except in world war Z xD those zombies are litteral machines

[@Snakedude4life]

Now a bad zombie movie for a different reason would be “Automation transfusion”. I will can’t even say that movie wasted opportunity when it had none. 🎩 🐍 no step on Snek! 🇭🇰🇺🇸

[@sentient.studio]

There is one called Automation Transfusion, idk if that is related to what you said.

[@Snakedude4life]

@@sentient.studio Oh yeah, That’s it. I completely forgot about the transfusion part of the title.

[@SPFLDAngler]

You will can't even say?...

[@Kolek-sun-eater]

@@Snakedude4life hey dude, didn't expect to see you here, haha

[@Snakedude4life]

@@Kolek-sun-eater Yo! 🐍👉👉

[@trivago9181]

I can confirm I've seen zombies especially since I was one of the Catholic Ghoulgirls, so this movie is based on irl events. (Becky btw)

[@chinghamburger2200]

Sure you are champ

[@noahdavis7570]

@@chinghamburger2200 he is I was the goblin

[@ohyeahisthatwhatyouthink6088]

'Buddhist Male Who Has Never Seen Zombies'

[@JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter]

@@chinghamburger2200 *chimp

[@jellyarizomaramger1433]

"Buddhist male who has never seen zombies" *hmmmmm something seems off*

[@maymakesart8300]

I honestly cannot get enough of this possum. Just wish I could actually support him even more than just watching his videos.

[@hoogis]

Watch his videos twice

[@JDKDKDLDKDKDKDKKKDERYY]

tell him why the goblin turned on the stove

[@kj_heichou]

Patreon And you will never be a woman

[@vovin8132]

Just leave some extra leftovers out beside the dumpster, possums love leftovers

[@joeyk3134]

This movie could be used as a good documentary about the state of the rust belt

[@pepsicola4718]

I kept thinking that Frog "Hat man" talking about being hungry, wantin' a sammich or a hoagie or somethin', was a setup to him turning into a zombie but nah this movie literally can't set up anything for delivery.

[@defytheoddsfilms141]

So I’m having a few beers, maybe a little more than a few, and my animal brain had me laughing for at least half of the jokes Possum is actively trying to avoid a brain aneurysm over.

[@skyesfury8511]

I love that the stove goblin is still around.

[@davejones9469]

Not that the rest of the vid wasn't good, but the best part was when I was reminded of car lighters. I miss those.

[@tristanhernandez3982]

“Oh no a zombie what will I do..” just imagining you grabbing a gun and just shooting it

[@bleezy7278]

"sometimes ya gotta make a turd" huge difference between turd and painting a truck stop bathroom in diarrhea

[@ThirdEyeTyrone]

Though this movie is terrible, I think the zombie movie “a grave mistake” is a strong contender for first place

[@firstnamelastname5950]

Thank you Possum. "Why'd the goblin turn on the stove" has become a mantra in my life. Quando omni flunkus moritati.

[@lilknux1646]

Possum's editing: Most of the movies dialog is only on the left stereo channel. Me who was sitting there with only my right ear bud in: Ah, well that explains why I couldn't hear shit.

[@deltakronrewardsvariant4340]

You got me with the goblin turning on the stove joke

[@WolfHreda]

One day. One day we'll learn why the goblin turned the stove on.

[@stevenbacon-cheddar9914]

He did it for his homies

[@brianaguilar8283]

He was heating up the fire poker

[@mr-fatji1491]

The title of this movie seems like it was chosen by a priest who decided that the best way to get some teenagers attention would be to make a zombie movie.

[@khanyoueven]

Why did the goblin turn on the stove is still my favorite running joke.

[@chillproduction7142]

Zombina and the skeletones was the band that did the intro song. It’s calle Nobody likes you when you’re dead. They are a pretty good band; acquired taste though. They have upbeat pop-like songs and fast punk-like songs. They’re kinda like a psychobilly band. Some stuff sounds 50’s ish etc. I don’t know why I decided to tell you all this (edit:: auto correct changed Zombina to zombies)

[@manicpixiefangirl4189]

I do enjoy when someone points out just how unscary zombies are. I’m surprised there haven’t been more parodies of the obvious weaknesses they have.

[@caspernotsofriendly]

"Why'd the goblin turn on the stove" best callback ever

[@theconqueringram5295]

When the director admits it's a turd, you know the movie will be entertainingly bad.

[@BlueBladerBot]

There's a reason why zombies are the most basic of mooks in games. It's about as believable as a Goomba apocalypse

[@ablosch2452]

Tell that to Left4Dead or Resident Evil.

[@cahallo5964]

Yeah zombies you can just walk by lol, lickers and stuff are clearly not zombies and are actually dangerous

[@BlueBladerBot]

@@ablosch2452 I said basic, not easy.

[@angrymokyuu1951]

@@ablosch2452 It all depends on the delivery mechanism. Raccoon City's demise was believable because the T-virus was distributed by rats, not just other zombies. I won't pretend to know about 4 and later or the Left4Dead franchise.

[@Rhymelie]

The "Why'd the goblin turn on the stove?" Joke is a better version of the "Why do they always send the poor?" Joke my friends ran with in high school and it took me listening to System of a Down to figure out what the hell they were even talking about.

[@FairsFairChannel]

Someone once used viral spread statistics to see how bad a zombie plague could be. The determined that it would have to be almost world-wide or at least start in a major city to gain traction. (depending on type of zombie, infection/incubation factors*) But if it started in New-York, almost everyone would be dead in 24-48 hours. Rural and suburban areas could have as much as a month or even two to prepare before it got to them. And many extremely rural areas would never see the effects at all. I really wish I could remember or find that info again. Point is that it could be a nightmare for people in a dense city but it pretty much couldn't end the whole world.

[@deadeyexl8392]

“There’s a lot of zombie movies, so it would be pretty hard to find the absolute worst one” “Catholic ghoul girls” “Aight, I can see why already”

[@Soundwave32791]

I like the way Possum keeps saying "because that's funny" at the end of every bad joke in this poor excuse for a "movie." 😂

[@joeblaziken3147]

Humanity is cursed to make bad movies :l

[@ablosch2452]

The most compelling argument to make trash movies is that they are a part of our culture. The most compelling argument to make decent movies is that they are good.

[@ms.chomper5024]

I'm a simple woman, I see Possum, I click.

[@JJ_Jonah]

I see the same copy paste comment on every single video ever with the same punchline. I click dislike

[@ms.chomper5024]

@@JJ_Jonah Thanks

[@omeloithemarshmallow7663]

No One's Innocent DAMN!

[@prohikikomo]

Everytime I see you in my sub feed, by day gets immediately better. Thank you Possum, you ex clown ❤

[@syonic4043]

Wow the world renowned movie, catholic ghoulgirls oh shit I think Ive watched this on the hub?

[@UnclePhil73]

This movie is the personification of “lol XD random”.

[@AnnoyingSquib]

This movie is like Shaun of the Dead. Except it lacks the charm or the heart and it was beaten over the head with a shovel, buried rose from the grave and shat itself before dropping dead a second time.

[@stevway2821]

Possum your videos are genuinely hilarious bro keep up the good work

[@cutlerhanks926]

At least this ain't the Banana Splits horror movie.

[@manunova5929]

Not even the title makes much sense, just one of the girls fought any zombies on-screen unless that's not what the title is supposed to convey.

[@mrcoiganable2988]

Actually looks like a fun movie

[@GraemeSmith-u5f]

The Goblin turned on the stove is so fucking funny it never gets old. At a friend's house a few weeks ago one of my buds said it as a joke so congratulations you are now part of the current pop culture possum

[@m.a.packer5450]

I like how the zombies look no different from the main characters

[@aspenscubing]

I think the movie "Zoombies" is quite a low budget, low quality movie

[@laughingmask3118]

If zombies need brains to survive then there's no realistic chance of a zombie apocalypse lasting more than 2 weeks if zombies were possible in the first place.

[@ChaplainRaziel01]

“Thou Shalt Not Forsake Thy Brethren For Wenches.” -Broviticus 4:20 A sacred verse no bro should ignore.

[@dontforgetthedodo4248]

Is anybody going to appreciate how possum leaves a little space in the video so you don't miss anything after the ad?

[@A_Z_A_T_H_O_T_H]

14:44 "protagonist who beats people up just because they're foreign and punches his own friends" Sounds like Eren Jeagar to me

[@xenomorphfromlv-4263]

The goblin joke will never die.

[@aslowpoke4538]

Its nice seeing shaym just being his insane self and not in his other channel

[@fanamatakecick97]

So fucking happy about that Goblin reference

[@trashyhobo4957]

His sub plots are always better then the actual movie lmao

[@glasswhisperer]

"we're just supposed to laugh at it because it's offensive" Finally a movie that understands memes.

[@elguicho_]

Im longing for daddy shaym to make a marvelous return

[@Hugelag]

Is that Mad Rat Dead music? Awesome!

[@Talito999]

Welcome back :) We missed you

[@silverscorpio24]

But does it beat, "We're gonna get some tools and we're gonna fix that Goblin's engine"?

[@dreamercrow929]

It as nothing to do with the movie but After seeing all those reviews i have been wondering, how long possum's house actually is?

[@bayonetababe9697]

Amazon Prime should be ashamed that they’re charging money to rent this piece of garbage.

[@lrockyfan5106]

What is the music he uses for his patreons called?

[@kylekomicbro1836]

With the odds stacked against a character, a big monster boss shows up. Looking at the environment it would appear that the fight/conflict could've been easily avoided, and the only reason the big monster boss is slain by the character is because the plot demands it.

[@jaxaxx01]

Maybe hat guy went outside because he saw a sandwich and ignored the fact that there are zombies By the way(17:06) got me laughing

[@gp1640]

Now we have two freakin' mysteries that we'll never know the answer 1) Why did the goblin turn on the stove 2) Why did hat guy go out if he knew there were zombies outside? Fuk it

[@grey5744]

13:08 I like the shot of everyone together, they look like one big unhappy family.

[@Duothimir]

To be fair, at least the stake guy got closer to the heart than a lot of better movies do

[@Breakaway-ic5gj]

I love how in every video something bad happens to his patreons

[@SonofTiamat]

"I found the worst zombie movie ever" You mean Warm Bodies?

[@YanagiKOWareta]

Oh that was so odd

[@Fox_Olive]

Warm bodies is one of my all time favorite films

[@theactualTVB]

Warm Bodies isn't really that bad. At its worst, it's pretty forgettable.

[@cyberdance4578]

It’s weird and forgettable, but this movie makes warm bodies look like a James Cameron movie in comparison

[@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888]

Warm bodies was just Hollywood romanticising necro love, but odd they had kristen Stewart in that and twilight *whisperers from off screen* WHAT YOU MEAN THATS NOT HER!!!??

[@seag7432]

Didn't ever think I'd find a worse zombie movie than Zombie Strippers

[@konnorfoxworth9632]

As someone who works at Kroger, ya gotta love that one part where they happen to be at that very store. And they got the logo in there!

[@YouTubeisgettingworse.]

16:14 Why did the Goblin turn o- Oh wait I already did that.

[@Thick.Mothers64]

Bro, you're making my to watch list "better and better" every month, thanks :)

[@fellipedasilva99]

Every single frame in this movie is meme material...

[@cartooncritique6625]

2:46 Well, the anti-semantic stuff would fit with the loose Catholic theme this movie is working with. 7:25 She's awfully chill about him having just confessed to murder.