“I’m Moving Back To New York City!” - Comedians on New York

Colin Jost, Sarah Tollemache, Dulcé Sloan and more hilarious comedians share their feelings about New York.
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[@mariohernandezjr2334]

Gastor is SLEPT on....give em his shine!!!!!! He's dope, his story telling is 🔥

[@ninasky7]

That last guy was amazing lol

[@queenchaeyeon]

Thank you for the laughs 💙💙💙💙💙

[@VeBombs]

😂

[@maryrosekent8223]

> Good one, Mike! > Andy, it seems that you and your ex-girlfriend did not have an amicable breakup, because if that’s not the case, you’ve really done some damage there. > I assume that the word _stoop_ comes from early Dutch immigrants, because in California we have porches. > Dulcé is a goddess! > Judy, have you never been to Paris, Florence, Bangkok? > Kenny, tabbies are sweet kitties; you want a black-and-white time bomb, they tend to be very very smart-which makes them fickle, finicky, and full of grievances > Megan was a real treat and very easy on the eyes > Michelle, you are fine! > Gastor is a real fave of mine-I wish he had a Netflix special

[@24kanthony]

Spectrum internet

[@nicolamobilio-yn1sv]

Sloan kills!

[@Roy-G-Biv]

Colin isn’t from New York City ……..he’s from Staten Island.

[@the.masked.one.studio4899]

That. makes sense 🤣

[@cityhawk]

It's called the forgotten borough for a reason. Plus, you only go there if you have to.

[@bull419]

Here's a thought non native New Yorkers, stay home and let real New Yorkers live the life we love.

[@wen6519]

I've always trusted Dulce Sloan. But when she talks about NY, I feel revindicated. Excuse me, no only the men are beautiful down south, but there is a thing such as amenities for less than a kidney and an eye, and I happen to prefer that.

[@bull419]

Yeah okay southern hospitality Duane.

[@jaytimothy3645]

Names of all of the comedians?

[@ekdaufin1485]

Though pretending to stab someone is horrible, it is NOT As bad as actually being being stabbed.

[@drewhempwood2113]

That's not wat was said. Fix your listening comprehension

[@alpimarzi5501]

@@drewhempwood2113chill out

[@24kanthony]

Has your network figured out why it's died yet?

[@kclefthanded427]

Not yet but they're trying for better or for worse

[@kitcobain444]

Chicago > New York ❤ prove me wrong. My friends and I are way funnier than most of these mopes😂.

[@91GMC_5YKLON3]

NYC 🤮

[@LL_SHAWN_P____]

Why live in New York and be poor? Why not be smart and live in queens are the other boroughs. Do you have to be smack dab right in the middle of everything. 24 seven lol I don’t understand people at all.

[@nedmerrill6228]

I only watch new lesbian comedians thank you. They may not be funny but at least it makes me better than all of you.

[@ekdaufin1485]

Ends so beautifully. As a Native New Yorker I demand you take the UNfunny pieces of infected 💩(good 💩 makes great fertilizer!) with their weight stigma (trying to disguise their racism) and the misogyny of the first guy after the teaser. Envisioning THAT in my mind I give a thumbs up for all the funny brilliant artists in this collection. Thank you.

[@drewhempwood2113]

There's nothing wrong with anything said. And they're comedians. Not spokespeople to represent ur ideals. Grow up.

[@drewhempwood2113]

" oh my gosh someone pointed out people who were fat! Oh my God now there's a guy who said there's girls existing in New York??? What's the world coming to

[@ekdaufin1485]

Please stop the « Gypsies” stereotype. At LEAST say Roma!

[@lordtrickster]

If it makes you feel any better, that's an old clip and I expect Colin has learned better since.

[@nikki80368]

In normal conversation I absolutely agree, but this is a joke set in a comedy special. 'Gypsy' wasn't even the most offensive portion of that story.

[@2ruthfox82]

People like you almost killed comedy...

[@michelecherek5392]

My maternal side, Roma. Everything said will offend someone at some point. I hope he learns better, but there are worse things than being called a gypsy💖🙏

[@charlessaulino7986]

You understand he was mocking that stereotype, right?