The Worst Talk Show Host Is Still On The Air (Jerry Springer)

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[@carpet-snark6446]

The only person I respect on the Jerry Springer show is the guy working very hard at his one-man circus in the background.

[@allisonavery7273]

Same

[@charlottepatrick8241]

I hope they're slowly phasing Jerry Springer into a full circus. In the finale, Jerry will be eaten by one of the lions and the circus will begin touring.

[@omegalefou5845]

@@charlottepatrick8241 clown tour

[@kayladaniels9197]

I love the plate-spinning dude in the background. 😂

[@garbagetrash2938]

Mans is straight killing it

[@kaitlynd8077]

"topless model steals man" Sorry, but I can't help picturing a shirtless woman wearing a ski mask running with a dude hog tied over her shoulder. Can you imagine working at the man store, when a busty burglar busts in and pilfers the merchandise? Even if you could steal a man, what would you do with him? Make him clean gutters? What if the neighbors saw? Would you go to jail for grand theft man?

[@antaniaorr8701]

PLEASE I CACKLED😭✋🏾

[@qfox16789]

Thank you for apologising

[@rosalinamacarita01]

grand theft man, now that sounds like a game

[@lemmewholesome]

@@rosalinamacarita01 grand theft man: the game rockstar is too scared to make

[@spooky6703]

@@lemmewholesome I mean, I can throw people on my horse in RDR2, so they're partway there

[@Yourmom753]

In my senior year of high school I had to do a presentation where, about 3 minutes before class, my partner told me she had reworked the project so that we would be doing a puppet show version of Jerry Springer addressing the cast of Hamlet. Still one of my most surreal memories.

[@Kfroguar]

Honestly? Excellent project idea. We once made an episode of wife swap with Boyars and Bolsheviks, historical trash tv is my favorite school project

[@esobelisk3110]

How did it go?

[@Yourmom753]

@@esobelisk3110 Don't remember. It must've gone pretty good since I ended up with an A in the class.

[@KKISCRAZYFUL]

That sounds amazing

[@nullskey8370]

i hope they’re doing well, genius behaviour

[@soulgazer11]

As a trans man, there's one thing I'd like to address about Jerry's show. When I was 11-12, I was just starting to explore the internet and KZbin. After teaching myself some basic English (I'm French-Canadian), I ventured a bit further into videos that weren't clips from the Big Time Rush band's tv show. I found that one episode of Jerry Springer where they guess "who's the man". That video f*cking ruined me. If you don't know what I'm talking about, well Jerry had about two dozen people come up on stage all dolled up in gowns and told his audience that some of them were actually men. The people on stage obviously all appeared to be stunning women, so people were shocked. The audience wasted no time and tore apart every one of them, using awful stereotypes as arguments. Some "imposters" were drag queens, but I know some of them are trans women. Jerry organised this, used harmful language, humiliated many members of the LGBTQ+ community on his show and contributed to the perpetuation of hate and violence toward trans and queer folks. He's a piece of sh*t. And the fact that he can't understand why he needs to apologise makes everything worse.

[@TheGuruStud]

cry moar, don't go out looking like a clown if you don't want to get made fun of

[@YuriPlisetskyKinnie]

That’s disgusting

[@cyro6900]

as a fellow transguy, im so fvcking sorry. being exposed to transphobic media at a young age really messed me up and lead to a lot of self-hatred. i hope you're okay dude

[@Karma_the_witch]

I’m too Young to have seen that, but as a transmasc person, i Can totally relate to seeing transphobic media from a Young age. I remember seeing harmfull stereotypes, transphobic offhanded comments and always making us the Butt of the joke. All this started before i even realized i was trans and it kinda fucked Me up

[@pieofchart]

Surprised this comment doesn't have more likes, this shit is horrible and it should be known

[@gibbon4582]

I'm surprised such a famous insurance advocate such as Jake from State Farm has the time to educate us about this

[@milktea6676]

Bruh Also first furry

[@saraugh7003]

How generous XD

[@rigglebiggle8212]

lmao that’s true

[@victoria4309]

@Safwaan chill out dude

[@gliple]

@Safwaan "you people"?

[@off-brand_is_fine209]

Confession: when my friends and I were like... 9 or 10? We would have sleepovers for birthdays... And we would "play Jerry Springer" like some kids might play house? Like we took roles and pretended to fight. We had no chance at normal.

[@piersnivans5983]

I did something similar!

[@kmhkennedy]

I absolutely did this. And we filmed it, and it’s out there… somewhere, ready 2 end my career

[@y6f6rftyryh20]

That's not bad u don't need to confess

[@lunalou8888]

Lol yeah I played Ricki lake 😅

[@Emster234]

Sammmmeeeee. We would yell Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

[@MisterSpocktopus]

Judge Judy- "i'm the boss and you're full of shit" Judge Jerry- "what is iphone please explain to me" Judge Trudy- "bring in the dancing lobsters"

[@queenie7129]

Lol!!!!!

[@thethrowawaythatstayed7055]

“Class dismissed!”

[@fordsrest]

judge mathis- "i only accept cases if they allow me to make jokes during them" judge jerry- "i will take anything and try my best to make jokes during them"

[@theisaacwilliamson]

Dude finally someone who remembers Judge Trudy 😂

[@pumpkin6192]

Judge Trudy reminds me of Chadtronic

[@mjr_schneider]

"In my defence, your honour, she was thicc, with two c's." Definitely going to use that if I ever end up in court, no matter what the charges are.

[@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770]

“Mr. Schneider, you are charged with the crime of tax evasion.” “In my defense your honor, she was thicc, with two Cs.” … … … “Alright. Can’t argue with that. Case dismissed!”

[@cricketsconfetticake]

hopefully not sexual assault 💀

[@TheLordSanguine]

“Mr Schneider, you’re under arrest for the murder of 11 year old Lisa Brown, what is your defense?”

[@zakyra4150]

maury to jerry: life’s natural progression

[@aboma733]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eanKpXiemp6YjaM. .

[@SirenOfStyxx]

You go from maury to Jerry to Dr phil

[@teathesilkwing7616]

@@SirenOfStyxx we don’t know what happens after that, no ones gotten that far

[@pogzz]

@@teathesilkwing7616 dr oz

[@Swing_Monkey]

Then they both go on Maury as a couple with a kid named Jaury!

[@nousersnamesleft]

I knew as a kid Jerry Springer was terrible. But when you have a high fever and drinking ginger ale, Jerry hit different.

[@starspeculation]

That, and the rest of day time television is kind of lame. Just back to back infomercials, half-finished movies or episodes of_Law & Order._ Maury, Jerry Springer, and maybe a _Blue's Clues_ episode were they highlights of any childhood sick day.

[@justforcomments3155]

Don't forget the saltines

[@Goth13911]

My sister and I would snuggle up and have “trash tv” time and it was so much springer

[@justin-kurtgurel6829]

Yyyy7uuuuuuuuupp hahaha 😂

[@justin-kurtgurel6829]

Dude f all these people hating on jerry springer they want to destroy america

[@andrewmcclamroch867]

“My ex sleeps with my son…” Cuts to a tik tok ad “things that are normal in my Italian family” Y’all I choked

[@user-lk7cv8vg7r]

Dude, in a French family, that's a Sunday afternoon problem.

[@nullskey8370]

😭😭i promise it doesn’t happen that often!!!!!

[@instantmiso9921]

@@nullskey8370 “that often” WHAT 😭

[@Pokegirlforever2000]

Oh I thought that was South Africa, not Italy. Elon Musk’s dad is doing that with his ex wife’s daughter. They had a kid

[@nullskey8370]

@@Pokegirlforever2000man has kids everywhere

[@WowUrFcknHxC]

Fun fact: The Jerry Springer show started as a serious talk show with a focus on social equality. It did not do well, so the producers started to emulate the other trash talk shows like Donahue. It quickly became one of the most watched shows on TV.

[@danecranberry6025]

The same thing happened with the Jenny Jones Show. Bad TV is mostly the fault of we the people. Consider that whenever you ask why we can't have nice things.

[@vexhall5320]

Jerry not only copied his own show, he copied Judge Judy. I’m shaking and crying rn

[@ellaforlin8160]

@cious stop commenting links using alt accounts to boost your meme channel

[@user-bx4ti6ig3i]

Yes and I hate it.

[@teathesilkwing7616]

Damn

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

And her show is about to end this week so he copied a 25 year old show that was still on the air...again just like he did 25 years ago after others had also copied said shows. I think we need to go court over this!

[@-khayri-4280]

And his own show that he was copying from copied from another show

[@MagicalGirlFia]

I’ve been trying to think of a “Jerry-atrics” joke but I haven’t been able to think of one so just pretend that there’s a funny joke using that pun here

[@EmDoesNotExist]

Bruh that’s so clever 10/10

[@CornerLog]

This is peek comedy lmfao 🤣

[@Caldella]

At least attempt one before potential Jerry-actrics jokes grow old

[@peterjones6513]

@@Caldella they'll just forget tho 😂

[@MagicalGirlFia]

@@Caldella Okay that’s a good one lol

[@spockezri]

"we're not better than the people on the show" correction: almost all of us are better than jerry springer

[@darth_kal-el]

Amazing. Every word of what you just said is wrong.

[@funkybugman]

@@darth_kal-el how tf is that wrong? jerry springer is trash

[@aj1533]

@@darth_kal-el Jerry, is that you? You've been riding his pruny dick in the comments.

[@s1lic0necutie]

@@darth_kal-el nono, theyre right. jerry springer was a terrible person, who profited off of peoples problems, while also creating a space where its okay to be homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, racist, etc. jerry springer is one of the best examples of a corrupt capitalists in the reality tv genre.

[@doodles1331]

Shoutout to my man spinning plates in the background consistently 😔✊

[@jarbincks6715]

My guy better have had a raise

[@Snarl_Marx]

"There was a Halloween party, in October." You don't say...

[@fangal12]

As opposed to the Halloween parties in May of course

[@katincko]

at october 31 in EUA is november 1st in japan so i mean, halloween party in november

[@tomwatson6560]

Disappointed Jerry didn't make a wack ass joke about it :/

[@igotkiwi]

Ya Halloween parties are quite frequent in November. Let’s say October 31st is on a Wednesday: there’s likely gonna be parties on the following Friday-Sunday which will likely be in November.

[@rainbowwigglecactus6605]

I celebrate Halloween at the start of April

[@skullkidtiger4851]

One of my best buds has a traumatic family background. His mother had violent and scarring outbursts. He came from an abusive childhood. Why do I bring this up? His father was offered money to be on Jerry Springer. His father luckily said hell no but knowing people get offered money to be "crazy" for his show is disgusting.

[@wes4522]

People make their own decisions, I don't think we should jump straight to cancel culture because of that. Btw, Jerry Springer "shows" are actual trash but I still think he should be allowed to create what he wants. It's up to us to just not participate in it if we don't like it.

[@skullkidtiger4851]

@@wes4522 said nothing of cancel culture. I am also not judging anyone who appears on his "shows" nor am I saying he can't make what he wants. All I said was I have a friend that has had an association with him. I find his content not for me and nothing else. No between the lines "cancel culture."

[@eddieisverygay7937]

People love to scream cancel culture when someone is being called out on their actions

[@skullkidtiger4851]

@@eddieisverygay7937 very true.

[@adeer87]

@@wes4522 Wat

[@megonagall]

I’m college, I went to a party with a friend I hadn’t seen in awhile. While there I met two girls who were telling everyone about how they wanted to get on Jerry Springer and they were planning to stage some feud about a cheating boyfriend. I don’t know if they ever succeeded. But I think about them a lot. I hope they achieved their dream.

[@Tw0Dots]

I’m also very college

[@megonagall]

@@Tw0Dots love a good typo

[@pluto3194]

Hi College, I'm dad

[@megonagall]

@@pluto3194 Dad! Who taught you to use KZbin?

[@CL-je6sv]

@@megonagall Your mom did. (I'm sorry that was terrible)

[@mag-narwhal]

13:10 that actually pissed me of when i was in school one of my class mates grabbed my but and when I was like wtf they said "I've never seen a white girl with a big but i wanted to know what it felt like" TF??? ugh that just put me in a terrible mood

[@CL-je6sv]

That's so gross 🤢. I'm sorry you had to deal with it that.

[@tuxedocatii6421]

That’s straight up sexual harassment! I’m disgusted and outraged on your behalf, just hearing your story!

[@mag-narwhal]

@@tuxedocatii6421 so was my mom but no punishment was given they where just let of with a warning which I think my mom is more mad about then me

[@Econofit1998]

Jerry Springer missed a golden opportunity to call his show "Judge Jerry and Executioner" smh

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

Fuck that's good

[@ZijnShayatanica]

HOLY SHIT. GENIUS.

[@DKF_oli]

lol actually so clever

[@5ft4inprotagonist24]

that's bc he isn't funny

[@allisonavery7273]

@@5ft4inprotagonist24 true

[@LANEcor3]

I can’t unsee the Jake from State Farm thing now

[@grapemireles173]

noooo

[@nevermindgaming6848]

Same persob

[@teathesilkwing7616]

Same

[@Cera_01]

I mean, it is him.

[@ponderingypanda]

@@Cera_01 hello cat

[@snowduckie2015]

Fun fact: in between The Jerry Springer Show and Judge Jerry, he also hosted a dating show called baggage where three contestants "air out their dirty laundry for a chance at love." Great show 10/10 would recommend

[@anna_banana414]

by far the best jerry springer show. i used to stay up till like 1 am just to watch this show lmao 😭

[@snowduckie2015]

@@anna_banana414 SAME!!!!! 😭 It was a great show

[@s_spiritstar]

That… sounds spectacular

[@ChocolateThaiE]

That show was the shit

[@stephw.7874]

That's where I know him from! I thought he looked familiar! That show was incredible.

[@candor8981]

KZbin really decided to recommend this after the man died, lmao.

[@Gafafsg]

WHAT???

[@candor8981]

@@Gafafsg Jerry Springer passed away 3 months ago and youtube recommended this either the same or next day

[@emilyrasputin]

​@@candor8981 Wild, I didn't even realize until I saw this comment

[@juju-kn6rx]

problem solved i guess

[@2fernandoc1]

Rest in piss Bozo

[@Fionallyful]

"These people"- what kind of people, Jerry? In which way are they supposed to be different? Jerry is already cringy enough but this whole talk about "these people" makes me cringe even more. Also, the way he talks about "these people" having "not the same gene pool" reminds me way too much of racist idiots constructing some non-existent link between race and intelligence.

[@LexyconDevil]

That "gene pool" thing is a dog whistle that I think Jerry is smart enough to know is a dog whistle. Eugenics didn't just consider other races subhuman, much of it was based around the theory that poor people stay poor because they're of lesser intelligence. This would go on to become social Darwinism, the thought that if you can't survive in the capitalist hellscape, then you're not genetically fit to do so. His show and stuff like it perpetuate negative ideas about the lower classes pretty much as propaganda.

[@AdallynD]

@@wes4522 the nazis. Yknow, the most racist organization in history (save for maybe the KKK).

[@Kramerica962]

"Non-existent"

[@Fionallyful]

@@Kramerica962 yes. Non-existent. Race has no influence on intelligence. At all

[@Kramerica962]

@@Fionallyful Personal experience would have me beg to differ.

[@kyliew299]

“Homophobia, transphobia, & misogyny” wow I can’t wait to hear about how much I’m not valid.

[@Doctor-Infinite]

Jerry Springer looks like the type of guy to look you straight in the face and say: YOU DO NOT EXIST! YOU ARE NOT VALID!

[@thedestroyasystem]

So glad Jarvis didn’t show much of that stuff, I was about to get angry lol

[@jaheriawilson19]

@@thedestroyasystem hey, i dont mean to be invasive but i was just wondering bc of your name if you/you all are a DID/OSDD system

[@thedestroyasystem]

@@jaheriawilson19 we are indeed! 🤍🧡🖤 thanks for noticing

[@wizardlizard2034]

@@thedestroyasystem he literally didn’t show any wut

[@teslarowe4849]

So apparently Jerry Springer and Jerry Seinfeld are different people. It took 5 minutes and a very confused Google search, but I figured it out eventually

[@thethrowawaythatstayed7055]

Seinfeld kinda belongs ON springer for his high schooler dating. 😬

[@NotShaikan]

I like how his defense of his guests is basically eugenics: "Look it's not their fault their parents were genetically inferior to ours! We shouldn't judge them because they didn't get the same brain as we did"

[@shermanbrown419]

And this man use to be a Democrat mayor

[@turner15]

I was immediately like, “Does this sound like eugenics? Am I overreacting? Maybe it’s classism? Whatever it is it’s bad.”

[@Primalintent]

@@shermanbrown419 Eugenics sticks to America like flies stick to fly paper. Shit's designed to be sticking there.

[@slightlyoffensivedadjokes]

some white man burdens shit right here

[@littlemy1773]

If you think Jerry is bad then you’ve not heard of Jeremy Kyle . I cannot explain how hypocritical, sanctimonious, and nasty he was to his contestants. The show is off air now because it led to a man killing himself . Whistleblowers came forward to say the staff were buying alcohol and drugs for the addicts coming onto the show, and that they would deliberately bait and wind people up so they would kick off . But of course the show say they were all about the “aftercare” ugh Jeremy vile not Kyle

[@Cherry-li6nk]

Breast milk guy is just your legacy now and I am here for it

[@OfficialEmilioVision]

Jerry: “I hope hell isn’t hot, I burn easily…” *literally the plot to Jerry Springer: The Opera*

[@primalwerewolf9356]

isn't that Jerry Springers home I'm pretty sure he's satan and he just took the form of a human to blend in on earth

[@sourpatchsquid5445]

i found the girls instagram, she’s engaged to her now fiancé and seems happy so it’s nice to know that this didn’t cause any major issues

[@zimbu_]

The plate spinning guy in background is a great idea. I'd watch way more TV if there was always something like a clown on a unicycle in the background in case the show got boring.

[@phosphenevision]

Its the bouncing logo screensaver effect, watch just so you can eventually get to se that sweet spot where something happens 👁👄👁

[@melvint-p9500]

@Laura Brown cool nums (short for numbers)!

[@Tw0Dots]

@@melvint-p9500 just a rando giving fake ip addresses. Just report lol

[@melvint-p9500]

@@Tw0Dots still, those are some pretty cool nums (short for numbers)

[@caitlin6862]

i was like "am i having deja vu??" and then i remembered the other vid was about maury not jerry springer and then i thought - what's the difference!

[@Hecateofcrossroads]

I thought he reuploded

[@caitlin6862]

@@Hecateofcrossroads me too lmao!!

[@antiarmadillosociety]

To be fair, the only differences in the titles are the name, and one word. This video has the word "host", the other didn't.

[@Rampala]

Thank goodness it wasn't just me 😂

[@captaincosmic8153]

I thought it was a part two ☠️

[@Lord_Moldybutt]

I went on the jerry Springer show once (audience member, the trip was free), and it was the most scripted shit ever. Before the show started, the producer or whoever came out and told us how to react. Basically: - stand and cheer for Jerry whenever a cue was given to. Also we had to laugh at his jokes. -when the “bad guy” of the segment came out, boo at them - if a fight broke out, stand and cheer as loud as you can and the chant Jerry while fist pumping the air. Yes those were the exact instructions -try to look as invested as possible whenever a camera was pointed towards you - there was a trans person on one of the segments, so even before question time transphobia was rampant in the crowd, though I that’s par for the show. - Most in the audience was either an old person or college kid. Some college frat guy was really into these shows and verbally sucked Jerry off whenever he opened his mouth. It was annoying as shit and by the end it seemed like everyone on set wanted to murder this dude. - Someone’s cell phone rang while Jerry was speaking. - Also if you followed some influencer guy on Instagram you’d get put in a raffle to get a shirt or some shit That’s all I can remember for now, but it was some of the worst two hours of my life. Totally real situations full of real people.

[@MikeStavola]

the most bizarre thing is the "Plaintiff" and the "Defendant" are both models who work together and are friends on Twitter. Almost as if it's all BS. WEIRD, RIGHT?

[@darth_kal-el]

It’s scripted. Everyone with a IQ in the double digit knows this.

[@SeanA099]

I love how he had an episode of a black family confronting Klan members. They didn’t say a single word to each other before they started fighting

[@turner15]

JESUS CHRIST

[@thegreyladm8547]

Tbf that’s the only acceptable reaction to that. There’s nothing that any klan member can say to me that will rationalize it and make me not punch them in the face

[@meme101RE]

@@thegreyladm8547 😂😂😂😂

[@pizzaface4628]

K that’s the only good episode

[@teathesilkwing7616]

@@thegreyladm8547 apart from “I’m a undercover cop taking em down” or “we’re filming a joke ghost story”

[@colinjfordham]

I feel bad for that girl, she clearly wasn't comfortable with being called thick on TV

[@spockezri]

she was like straight up trying to disappear mentally i felt so bad

[@pegsies.]

We definitely had different reads cause I thought she was holding back a smirk or a laugh

[@monbub]

she looked so pissed

[@minisn3066]

@@pegsies. The awkward smile looked more like a nervous one to me. Like, you’re trying to hide the fact that you’re uncomfortable or upset, so you subconsciously smile a bit.

[@pegsies.]

@@minisn3066 ahhh, I just thought she was laughing at the fact that someone wrote thicc white girl into a daytime television script

[@PurpleTiger147]

My sister went on Judge Jerry and I just realized her clip is up on the KZbin page and now I'm... So embarrassed. Edit: It's not one that Jarvis reacted to, but I'm still embarrassed.

[@s3tm3free_]

Which is it

[@JakeCuster]

Does anyone remember his game show Baggage? A dating game show so outrageous, you could not possibly figure out what some of these people do in their spare time

[@thesicaeffect5164]

kurtis conner has a video on it :)

[@Gold--1234]

she only got to say like 5 words throughout that whole trial like wtf? Jerry kept interrupting her and then she barely got to speak cause the other guy interrupted her, and then Jerry was like "yea i'll trust you dude she's GUILTY"

[@creboski]

Well on the text printout reading she said "yup", that she did it.

[@pegsies.]

@@creboski and like the fools we are, we doubted her involvement, a piece of paper with the words yep are the only confessions viable in court in my eyes

[@mikewazowski7865]

Irrefutable evidence clearly. Especially irrefutable cuz the judge doesn’t give em a chance to. “Yo this lady stole my identity and here’s a piece of notebook paper that has a message written in pencil saying ‘Hi I’m Ashton and I stole this handsome guy’s identity cuz I didn’t know my role also hi Jerry I love your show and think that my boy should get off Scott free ok thanks’”

[@bibsp3556]

"This court is the bois club, you get three sentences. thems the rules"

[@darth_kal-el]

@@mikewazowski7865 you realise it’s scripted right?

[@fizzliebob]

"we're not better than THESE people" as opposed to "we're not better than OUR guests"..? something tells me he deffo thinks he's better than his guests

[@Jessamine29]

Honestly that says so so much about him and how he sees his shows

[@kd8663]

Is it the way he framed those people as trashy entertainment for decades? Or is it the plate spinning?

[@NaudVanDalen]

Don't most people think that they are better than like half the population? Especially rich and famous people think that they are better than poor and irrelevant people.

[@arowace498]

@@NaudVanDalen rich people don't make up half the population but I see your point: you don't have to be rich to be classist and people often feel superior for it.

[@NaudVanDalen]

@@arowace498 I mean most people think that they are above average. They don't necessarily think that they are the greatest, but being below average isn't even a possibility for them even though half of the population is below average.

[@kiarasimone123]

Well…..Jerry springer did go so your wish was granted

[@rorgues6465]

Update: not on the air anymore

[@noinfo438]

Ohhhh I get the plate spinner now, a “SPIN” on weddings. Cus plates spin? Kill me.

[@noinfo438]

@Safwaan I dunno I don’t make the show

[@adafrost6276]

I'm still lost, might need ya to ELI5.

[@albuszx]

No way they tried to reenact the "she's as thicc as a bowl of oatmeal" scene, but with a spin

[@pegsies.]

Would you say with a... plate spin?

[@stereo-soulsoundsystem5070]

That will always be a certified hood classic

[@jakthesac5175]

I can't believe Jarvis assassinated Jerry Springer and thought we wouldn't notice.

[@sageyboye]

Of course this gets recommended to me now.. ☠️

[@redsniperirl]

"chekhov's wedding dress" I CHOKED

[@dlo7798]

"We happen to dress better" is an interesting statement to me bc in 2008 I was offered tickets to the show and was explicitly given a "business casual" dress code where women were to "dress cute" with no t-shirts allowed. I didn't go, but felt disgusted that they wanted to give off the classist audience vibe.

[@darth_kal-el]

You clearly don’t know how television works.

[@lugoorstar]

@@darth_kal-el you clearly don't know how to argue.

[@eyesofivy]

My old roommates were traveling sideshow performers/clowns/burlesque performers and someone from the Jerry Springer show reached out to them while they were touring to ask if they wanted to come on the show for like an extremely low rate, I believe it was like $100, they wound up not being able to do it but I think that sort of explains the randomness of the background talent.

[@hiqjix]

Well guess its finally off the air

[@Music7Ada]

So he’s claiming he brings a lot to television, but his new show is literally just Judge Judy but bad.

[@jsmith3946]

Judge Judy didn't invent the Small claims court show so he didn't it rip her off The people court was the first so if anything they rip off that

[@Music7Ada]

@@jsmith3946 He’s still doing nothing original. I only heard of the people court today btw

[@cmctiernan]

@@jsmith3946theres tons of shows similar to peoples court and judge judy yes, but it’s the fact he wants to call it “judge jerry” and he himself is just an arrogant a**hole trying to make a buck off another genre he’s gonna botch 😂

[@jsmith3946]

@@cmctiernan what else was he going to fucking call His last show was named after him so it makes sense to name this one after himself to also he didn't come up with this show some one came up to him with the idea also there are a tone of shows called Judge blank People Court is the only court show I know of that ain't called judge blank

[@Tw0Dots]

but worse

[@NaudVanDalen]

"I'm old. I'm old everybody." "How old are you?" "When I was born, Hitler was still alive." Now that's old, but Betty White was born before sliced bread was invented.

[@supervegito8340]

Hence why the saying isn’t “best thing since Betty white was born”

[@DeathnoteBB]

Betty White is 99

[@davidbosy4275]

Rest In Peace, Betty White.

[@sberky98]

rip betty

[@bandk1d_]

2:45 you can thank yourself for singing taht because I WANNA BUY THE F’N TOY and that “I wanna see him go, Woah” WAS ON FIRE BRUH❤️‍🔥

[@xxyourlocalidiotxx]

Ikr like I need am album release

[@ashenayee]

as someone who immigrated out west as an older child, videos like this and the ones about Maury and Yo Momma are like a little insight into the ehm, culture of the time where my family and i were here physically but very much absent uhm...culturally??? idk how to describe it lol but when you come from a totally different background it takes a long time to get into the inner culture of a society like i definitely grew up hearing names like maury and springer and even references but lacked the context til much later. ANNYWAYYYYY thanks for the crash course in trash tv jarvis

[@Evan_L_Rodriguez]

On the “other name” thing, I think he was talking about the username. Like how usernames on most social medias need to be unique. I think he was just saying she was posing as him under a different username, he just worded it poorly.

[@theworstdadjoke6518]

That's definitely what he meant, I understood it immediately and I don't get why Jarvis was so confused about it

[@punkybrewstar83]

The whole thing was fake anyway. He isn't really an influencer, and nobody is getting paid big money to endorse clothing when they have 20,000 followers. The whole scenario was entirely make believe.

[@brokenmelodies723]

I think Jarvis knew too and is deliberately obtuse for the sake of his own bit. He does it a lot if you go back and watch whatever he's commenting on and then his videos. But a lot of commentators on YT do it too so it seems to be a common setup for jokes.

[@punkybrewstar83]

@Sharifa Kobre 20,000 followers, with an average engagement rate of between 1-5%. Then for instance with an affiliate code, it is further dependent on people actually using that code to purchase. Say 1% of the followers bought the product... that is 200 people. Even if a company was going to give him something very very generous like 10% of the purchase price(most marketing budgets are between 5-12% of the total revenue)... on a $30 product, that would be $600. Even if he by some miracle, managed to secure twelve of these coupon codes over the year- that would be $7200 before tax... for the whole year.

[@LUNITUNZBackup]

@@brokenmelodies723 Yeah, but that wouldn't work as a joke, because rigght before he called out Jerry for asking the guy to explain something, only to get immediately defeated by the guy's next sentence.

[@KuncanDastner]

JARVIS VS JERRY: the fight never stops

[@Sandtalon]

Hi Duncan! I love your videos!

[@milktea6676]

Bruh Also first furry

[@thedestroyasystem]

Found you, sir

[@user-gf3fc9qv2d]

:0

[@asitas]

Hey Duncan! I love your videos!

[@abi.apollo808]

i felt that "Wo(echo...)" 3:01 😂

[@catherineecatherine]

18:22 identity theft is not a joke, jim.

[@Seigi_37]

Are someone whose initials are "J. Springer" you can guess the amount of trauma this man has caused me throughout my life.

[@scrillthebeast2066]

The plate spinner is doing a side performance to distract the audience from this horrific show

[@MuatatedWastelander]

these comments made my brain deteriorate, yall gotta be 98.9% caucasian 🤣🤣 smfh

[@linneascameraroll]

@@MuatatedWastelander wha

[@CL-je6sv]

@@MuatatedWastelander what tf does that mean?

[@antiarmadillosociety]

@@CL-je6sv Some weird form of racism is my best guess.

[@CL-je6sv]

@@antiarmadillosociety Agreed. It's just so random and strange tho.

[@SlyRocko]

The man in the backgroud is the early rendition of Subway Surfers gameplay in TikToks

[@j-j8984]

His show is basically: "let's see how many oddities we can fit onto one episode at 1 in the morning."

[@DylanOfTheOthers]

“I can never die… anyway! We’re talking about Jerry springer.” I’m dead bro 😂

[@j24030]

unlike jarvis, who cannot die

[@angycumber]

but Jarvis isnt

[@callumg3330]

At least it doesn’t pretend that it’s secretly doing a moral good like Jeremy Kyle did

[@aboma733]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eanKpXiemp6YjaM. .

[@thedestroyasystem]

Legendary profile pic, killjoys never die

[@xxunknownloserxx]

I see Gerard- nice pfp

[@thedestroyasystem]

@@xxunknownloserxx mcr fans unite

[@xxunknownloserxx]

@@thedestroyasystem Killjoys, make some noise!

[@miscellanist]

yoooo he died today. not sure if that’s insensitive since he wasn’t exactly a great guy, but as soon as i heard i thought of this vid.

[@Anna-hb4uy]

Love that this is being recommended to me now that the old bastard’s kicked it.

[@WonderWopunny]

I usually never wish harm on people, but he is one of the few exceptions

[@Chie4life]

Jarvis are u gonna talk about that dating show were people dress up as Animals?

[@enshen2190]

He better be doing so 😡

[@itsjustjuju7945]

Date A Furry?

[@aboma733]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eanKpXiemp6YjaM. .

[@seacucumber679]

sloth girl: the revenge

[@edgyspaceunicorn7215]

Well he summoned that show! Remember in the “Too Hot to Handle” video he made a bit about “Love is stinky” a mock show where the contestants can’t use their sense of smell to date. WELL, I imagine it’s not very easy smelling while wearing an animal suit. That show exist because Jarvis made it real.

[@stwawbewwymiku6177]

I remember that episode of Jerry Springer where he brought on a black family, and a Klan family... And obviously they fought. If I remember correctly, Jerry was trying to mediate like "Why can't you just get along" or something like that. Why was this allowed on TV?

[@Chelaxim]

Before that there was the rabbis and the neo Nazis.

[@stwawbewwymiku6177]

@@Chelaxim I didn't even know about that one 😭

[@Altair718]

Standards for daytime talk shows in the 80s/90s were uh.....not very high. Like, it had its (very) rare moments but it was just something you watched when you were home sick and bored. Fun fact, Springer and Maury were aired back to back.

[@dionstewart7394]

@@Altair718 I bet none of you plebs remember Ricki Lake, That shit was crazy

[@Altair718]

@@dionstewart7394 her show came on after school. Like right before the evening news. It was just as wild as Maury sometimes haha

[@BlazeFireMC]

I discovered the Jerry Springer Show when I was a kid flicking through channels on a limited TV package while I was away from home and couldn't stop laughing at the insanity. I later energetically described it to my dad (without knowing the name) and he realized what it was and was like oh no....

[@umabhaman5225]

this is on my explore page right after he died 😘

[@kandiboi8802]

when I came out as transgender my sister said she already " learned about all that stuff " from jerry springer ...lol

[@spraynard9529]

Oooooooooooof

[@turner15]

I would immediately tense up.

[@sagapulastation1711]

please tell her to find a better person to learn about trans people

[@kandiboi8802]

@@sagapulastation1711 yeah I been sending her a lot of educational material on trans identities. I don't think she means to be blatantly transphobic but she's very ignorant, it still hurt a lot when I heard that tho.

[@darth_kal-el]

@@turner15 you have issues

[@agnesweddleton1416]

Glad to see Jake from state farm updated his wardrobe he's looking snazzy

[@flanoop1774]

17:00 I think they meant if their name was @DavisOfficial then the girl would create an account called @OfficialDavis

[@Laniiisvlogs]

Rip jerry

[@JCHUCKK1020]

The "pov: they're fighting but you lost your glasses" line did not get enough love in the comments. 😂

[@DeadFam2]

I propose that Jarvis becomes a talk show host but he's actually good at it and isn't evil

[@funkyflurry88]

I propose that he becomes a talk show host but is the most evil

[@DeadFam2]

@@funkyflurry88 I like your idea better

[@vanadium8865]

As you can see, two different kinds of people

[@MummaQuan]

Didn’t jerry end up admitting that his show is staged and all of the “guests” are really actors? I swear I remember him admitting that before. But even if he hasn’t confessed, it’s obviously scripted.

[@garrettbenedek1036]

UPDATE: No it isnt

[@ornenow4703]

Jerry used to have the nerve to try to end every show with a "final word." It was a vague moral takeaway and then he would say "Take care of yourself and each other." As if we didn't just watch an hour long brawl on stage.😂😭

[@kelseyisablonde]

I actually worked with a guy who was a total jerk to me who appeared on the Jerry Springer show (look up "Jerry Springer Tristan and Tristan" take a guess!) When I came out to my coworkers at the job he absolutely refused to believe that bisexual was a valid sexuality and told me that I was an "oversupportive Ally." 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[@thedestroyasystem]

Damn, what a jerk. Bi pride! 💖💜💙

[@AlphaFoxAdam]

The superstraight community supports you.

[@sourgreendolly7685]

ANYWAYS fuck biphobia

[@thedestroyasystem]

@@AlphaFoxAdam is this a joke I can’t tell and it’s scaring me lol

[@scarlett103]

I recently discovered that I’m Bi! 💖💜💙 Edit- also screw him and his biphobia. 🤧

[@renatal.129]

honestly I would love a video about other judge "reality shows" and how they reflect the American judicial system. A lot of people that show up in these programs seem to be from pretty poor places and, knowing how much costs just going to court, I wonder if they explore those people or are actually doing justice to the extent they can because the system failed them

[@RandomPerson-sl5wj]

I remember seeing this show at a restaurant once with my best friend. We were dying laughing the whole time "bad boy brawls" was on, thought it was some sort of satire or joke or something until I found an episode on KZbin and all my worst dreams came true 😭😂

[@eyeguyyy]

"There's a halloween party, in October." is the best line I've ever heard

[@sarahlovee1865]

Fun fact, my ex made a joke during our segment, Jerry dead ass mean mugged him and said "Im the funny one" and then they cut that whole bit for the airing lol You aren't allowed to get more laughs than Jerry

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

So... You're not allowed any laugh at all, then.

[@randomilluminatimember33]

Cap

[@sarahlovee1865]

@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 crowds got a pretty immature humour, they love his jokes lol

[@pegsies.]

My first language isn't English and it took me a while to realize mean mugged probably referred to a mean face, as opposed to robbing someone while insulting them

[@turner15]

@Pegah Zabihian English is my first language and I also thought that.

[@SuperNuclearUnicorn]

When Jarvis was talking about his YouTooz thing I was literally thinking "lol he makes it sound like he has pieces of his soul in each one" and then he starts talking about exactly that. I feel like I have some sort of connection now and feel compelled to buy one

[@littlemau1360]

Thanks youtube reccomendations, I guess this is topical now lol

[@Wendell_Lee]

3 of my former friends went on Jerry a few years ago. The episode was, "Kiss her goodbye" they made up this story about being in a love triangle. It was a mess, but yeah, their storyline was fake. So, I'm assuming most of Jerry's guests are acting.

[@susansaphire5983]

OMG, if this is the episode I'm thinking of, then it was my gay awakening! The lesbian thruple gets married and I was thinking I wanted that too 🤣

[@kd8663]

There's something genuinely amazing about the idea of a judge reading evidence and then going "ooh" at the end like a teenager who just scooped some juicy gossip. Jerry's an awful human but that was hilarious.

[@jamzj.m5181]

Jerry now: 🪦

[@Draccus_Rune]

Welp it's official, as of today Jarvis got his wish. The gross man has gone...into oblivion.

[@enshen2190]

Jarvis, start a music career Stage name: Lil Jarvy

[@AHamadaHamido]

Lmfao, u beat me to the comment Enlightened Shenanigans.

[@akechispancakeprincess8608]

I read this as “Stand Name: Lil Jarvy”

[@teathesilkwing7616]

Dang that’s a weird name for a stage/j

[@garn1689]

@@akechispancakeprincess8608 what kind of stand would ‘lil jarvy’ be?

[@contentthemaker]

@@garn1689 long range projectile type Cs and bs for stats Ability is too autotune the users voice at any point

[@sleepysmartboy6287]

Sitting through the trial like 'Okay but uh did she steal his identity?'

[@laurabrown1940]

195.201.34.87

[@sideways5153]

Lol Al Roker’s face that whole interview was a story all its own

[@glibaudiostories]

So is State Farm hoarding Jakes, or do they have like a lineage thing going on here?

[@linneascameraroll]

clones

[@october3361]

cant wait to own a part of jarvis's soul trapped inside a vinyl body, sure hope he doesn't haunt me

[@sparkle_punk]

Jerry's show is just boomer "humor" made for youtube

[@BindMedia]

Jarvis I just want you to know that your chekov's wedding dress joke was very appreciated, and deserves more than it's throw away line status.

[@kimkkry]

i watched this video rly late last night and i thought that 2:41-3:10 was a hallucination. i’m back a day later and turns out it was 100% real

[@glxww]

Well.. I'm not even real I'm actually a hallucination 😩✌

[@leebobeebo]

22 minutes of jarvis flexing his color printer