The Worst Talk Show Is Still On The Air (Maury)

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[@miab.5648]

Maury: You are NOT the father! Guy:🕺 Woman:🏃‍♀️💨 Cameraman:📹🏃‍♂️💨

[@frogsandvlogs]

Maury: 🙎🏼

[@everfluctuating]

im dead 💀💀💀

[@swirlingstars_3339]

The audience: 😮👏

[@Marta_OuO]

Yoo Why did it made me laught so much?

[@couchpotato4928]

@SerpentOz it's a shame Maury doesn't have a show where people can take a test to find out who asked

[@flowerwishes9936]

"The baby doesn't look like me." You're correct because all babies resemble potatoes so your argument doesn't stand up.

[@AirLight1646]

What do baby potatoes resemble then?

[@carmelle4ever]

@@AirLight1646 munchkins

[@harrisonpeterson3733]

@Flower Wishes I find your argument offensive. I was born as a bug-eyed baby lizard, according to my mom! :)

[@MsKJackson831]

@@AirLight1646 Tots

[@BarnacleBoy42069]

"Mr. Potato, you ...... ARE THE FATHER!" Mr potato: *my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined*

[@princess_ama]

I remember an episode of Maury where a 13-year-old pregnant girl came on the show, and the audience booed her as she came on stage. I felt bad because she actually seemed really worried about her situation and it didn’t help that she was being treated like that. It isn’t ideal that a 13-year-old is pregnant, but what’s done is done.

[@Crimson_Knight004]

That’s honestly heartbreaking.

[@queencleopatra007]

They should've boo'd her family for putting her through all that

[@everythingslayer_888]

She had a choice. Edit: to clarify, I’m merely saying that by CHOOSING to sleep with someone, she technically had a choice. But if I was rape then she didn’t consent.

[@queencleopatra007]

@@everythingslayer_888 a 13 year old doesn't have the agency to decide if she goes on tv or not. That's a decision her parents made for her.

[@Crimson_Knight004]

@@everythingslayer_888 In what world does the 13 year old child have a choice???

[@itsitzybee]

Jarvis having to confirm that he is NOT an absent father is so funny 💀

[@Sirbirbob]

hi

[@stinklordbonk8253]

@@Sirbirbobhi

[@fredypog]

@@stinklordbonk8253hi

[@YourJapanic]

I mean you never know

[@daviedukes1226]

hows it funny that jarvis' first child died under mysterious circumstances?

[@jojol.2630]

Man I cannot STAND the “the baby doesn’t look like me!” Argument. First of all, babies don’t look like anyone, second of all *uuugh*

[@Naharu.]

Besides skin colour and genitals, almost all babies look exactly the same up to a point.

[@souppastes5519]

I HATE that argument so much! I’m like “the babies are LITERALLY A DAY OLD???”

[@13DeathWolf]

oh come on, that's not true, all babies look like Winston Churchill

[@alexbenavidez4500]

Babies look like a squishy alien potato. I don't even know how people find it cute to begin with

[@livispuzzled]

@@13DeathWolf omg is winston churchill the father??

[@LunickMcFloogen]

As someone who has been in the audience for approx 15+ episodes & kept going back throughout college for shits & giggles, I can confirm that the producers definitely tell us when & how to react during key moments of each family’s stories. The more dramatic you react, the greater chance you’ll be shown reacting on TV, and since obviously we want to be on TV, many of us do our best job going over the top. Now consider that being on the show cost us literally nothing (they provide a free shuttle bus to Connecticut from Midtown NYC), this was an easy & entertaining way for anyone to be part of trash TV at the expense of a weekday morning. Good times.

[@haleymist09]

I was looking for someone who's been in the audience! Thanks for sharing. It actually does look like a lot of fun.

[@LunickMcFloogen]

@@CatPawLover Yessir! The sign up form is still on their website for season 23. Keep in mind that once you show up for an airing, they will constantly contact you to participate in future airings. Emails & calls. This is how they got me to come back for several episodes AND an ancestry DNA test special where we were all individually filmed with our results (only a few of us were shown on TV that time tho). Last I’ve participated was 2016 so the process may have changed after covid. Have fun!!

[@EmptySoulEm]

@The Spatza bro who the hell talked about God? Honestly don't hate on religion. People believe in stuff cause it helps them mentally. I'm not Christian but I still think it's wrong to force people's belief on others. Ur just as bad as the Christians who force their religion on others. Just don't do it no matter what religion/non religion u believe in

[@EmptySoulEm]

@@aduckofsomesort oh lol

[@seamusmckeon9109]

@The Spatza Really? We all know Maury is the immortal all knowing god. Smh my head

[@quakywacky8048]

The fact that this show has the line "You remember when we went to see Transformers 2?" said with full sincerity makes me believe that this is actually the best talk show.

[@sliverthecardboard5514]

Transformers robots in disguise

[@ona512]

the most real line in 30 years of the show

[@VeggieGirl07]

Being a 9th grader learning about recessive and dominant traits has taught me that anyone with a 9th grade education knows that not looking like the father doesn't mean that that's not the father lol

[@ona512]

we aren't fruit flies, maury

[@zubetp]

agreed! that being said, don't tell people online how old you are yet, creeps be creepin.

[@wrightcember]

right! me and my brother look NOTHING like our parents or even each other! we have had friends who we didnt know were also friends with the other one of us because they never made the connection we were related because of how different we are lol

[@MEDSZ13.08]

@@zubetphow would they find them..??

[@lee2791]

@@MEDSZ13.08IP address and probably more nefarious things. creeps do be creepin

[@batfreeze56]

I stand by Dr. Phil being the worst talk show. The guy takes neurodivergent and mentally ill people and plays off their suffering as their fault. Absolutely revolting.

[@radexyz4918]

It’s peak tv I love making fun of disabled ppl

[@blainehancock]

Absolutely. Maury is trash but I dont think anyone has any ideas that its not trash. Its like a big joke that everyones in on. Dr Phil is somewhat put forward as legitimate.

[@autisticbookworm9686]

Doctor Phil also once let a mother who attempted to KILL her own autistic child on TV and sympathized with her, because boo hoo autism is such a burden :( /sarcasm. He sucks and shouldn’t have a platform.

[@HeshMan96]

@@radexyz4918 peak bait homie

[@radexyz4918]

@@HeshMan96 i was not being serious lol but doctor phill is funny

[@sharkey4189]

The camera quality hasn't changed for 30 years as well

[@redblackroses23]

That's part of the magic ✨

[@lauratroy13]

Neither the editing

[@ExteriorsDoneRight]

Maury cameramen are some track and field all stars though, they'll chase a lying broad all through the studio, parking lot, down the street 😂😂😂

[@sagewilliams]

why buy new cameras 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@spongy7426]

They have internet in the Village?

[@g2.a6]

Idk why but "his design is updated" made me tear up with laughter. Like Maury isn't a real human but a hologram or something.

[@Sailormac2]

Can we prove he’s NOT a hologram? DO WE HAVE DNA ON MAURY???

[@kaitlin9288]

​@@Sailormac2WHERE'S THE MANILLA ENVELOPE WE NEED MAURY'S DNA RESULTS

[@katy4523]

I used to watch Maury with my college roommates and once there was this really sweet and beautiful story. This woman never knew who her dad was and her mom was dying and told her who it was. And she was definitely close to 30. And Maury asked if he wanted to be her father and the man said he would be there for her like a father no matter what the results. And he was the father!! It was a sweet reunion. Everyone was crying. But you're right. It's mostly trash haha

[@Chillaxes]

I liked the one where the man wasn't the father , the other man was the father but didnt want them, and man 1 said he didnt care. And the one with a trans women coming out and the guy saying he didnt care. Those were sweet ish

[@bakedbaker9882]

Those moments are like gold nuggets buried in an ocean of poo

[@ona512]

a broken clock is wholesome twice a day or something like that.

[@Observette]

“Do they have a sign that tells them when to boo?” Yes Jarvis. Yes they do.

[@Tw0Dots]

Wait, was that a joke…I cant tell lol Does he not know about the signs

[@tiktokcompilations2267]

@@Tw0Dots they really do have a sign lol

[@SoapCkat]

Well they do the reactions before the show and add them

[@djangomarkov7948]

@@SoapCkat They do that now with shows but not maury/springer type shows as evident by the fighting and flashing the crowd participates in

[@Kevsux]

its not really a sign, its like a producer or someone off to the side that tells you how to react

[@Sitcomabed]

maury literally can not die his soul is bound to the show forever now😭

[@dr.alphys]

it’s true I’m maury please help

[@bootyclap69k]

@@dr.alphys no

[@darksentinel082]

each episode is a horcrux

[@Sitcomabed]

He needs to defeat a final boss to be free

[@deadbeatangel]

REKI, I LOVE YOUR PFP :0

[@stellarae8257]

nah the first girl was right. she's saying she literally does all the work for their kids and that he treats her so poorly she should leave but just cant somehow. legit abuse probably going on. so weird to agree with the father in that she was being "too much" or whatever. i hope she left his ass regardless

[@stop--]

I know this comment is old but THANK YOU. Didn't set right with me. Really affirmed the already obvious truth that being annoying as a woman is the same as being evil as a man.

[@mastermarkus5307]

I didn't get the impression that Jarvis really _disagreed_ with her, beyond the idea of someone yelling "I'm the best thing that ever happened to him" sounding very self-centred. Regardless, I think that if the clips are emblematic of all the info actually in the episode, it feels like all the attention was on the cheating accusations and not on Shavon's relationship with DJ, like that simply didn't get explored enough. She accused him of not taking care of the kids enough and there was the weird thing she said about "not being able to leave him" (which sounds like some deeper emotional/mental health issue) but this gets sidetracked because it's just two of the many things she says and we don't hear DJ respond to them.

[@NotDaveGahan]

I recently read an AITA post on Reddit about how a guy asked his wife for a paternity test not because he thought she cheated, but because he couldn’t keep deflecting his wife’s questions on why he doesn’t help with their new born. She saw right through him and left his ass after the paternity test (he was the bio father ofc). Dude could not understand why she wanted to leave, he even forced her to listen the podcasts he listens to rationalize this behavior omg. Men like that don’t want to be proper fathers, they just want a “legacy” and leave the hard work to women. I hope this woman saw the light too and left his ass.

[@cambiata]

I once tried to get on Judge Judy, so I have an answer to your question of why you would use a program like this to "solve your problem": It's because all three of the "beefing" people on the show get an appearance fee just for showing up, and they probably get more if the episode they were in actually airs on TV. So probably none of those people actually hate each other, they're putting on a show for Maury.

[@Jadae]

It doesn't matter how legit it is. The slots these shows typically fill are within the congress-signed mandate from the late 90s. That mandate requires a certain percent of educational shows during that time, because those slots were previously cartoon heavy. This all began with Mr. Rogers, and snowballed into education vs cartoon issues in the 1990s. What matters is: the show has to have educational moments, and of course, people will view it $. Now, there is Paternity Court.

[@eleanor8684]

Has anyone see that clip where the dad says that the baby can’t be his because he’s too short even though he’s a LITERAL BABY.

[@pumpkin6192]

I can't believe that Moron got laid and/or Married

[@maryk7262]

If the baby didn't come out 6 feet tall, I got some bad news

[@Emu19]

HAHAHA. That is some terrible scripting but omg, the stupidity sometimes is ALMOST funny

[@gummysnacksandknives9229]

What the fuck??? That's hilarious

[@DaveMiller6042]

@@pumpkin6192 life is unfair

[@sersastark]

Dr. Phil is the worst one. His exploitation goes way too far. He's physically and mentally endangered so many guests.

[@God-xr4yu]

His guests receive humiliation on live television and embarrassment that they can never escape from, not even in death.

[@River2384]

Like he used to be kinda helpful, but now all his stuff is just exploitation. It's ridiculous! I feel so bad for the people on there who genuinely believe in his crap or go there for help just to be humiliated. And now it's soooo many people with clear mental health issues and he's just using them. It's so sad.

[@gracehaven5459]

Oh yeah there was a real therapist that did a video analysis on here on the damage of "Doctor Phil"

[@unicornbarfingrainbows7599]

@@gracehaven5459 what’s it called?

[@chickenfoot2423]

the fact that he does it all under the guise of being a caring and knowledgable doctor is what makes him one of the worst imo. no one likes other hosts of similar shows, but for some reason he gained a weird respect from people on the internet, despite being a pos with very lacking knowledge on the subjects of mental health and its treatment

[@thanospatrick9093]

For the first girl, I can get why she was super pissed about being accused of sleeping with his cousin. If I was accused by my wife/girlfriend that I got her cousin pregnant and nothing i said convinced her, I would be pissed off as well

[@vivalanina]

Even thought I was the result of an unwanted pregnancy (19 yr old going through college, nice woman who left me letters) I consider myself so lucky that I had a whole board of people at an adoption agency who reviewed and deemed healthy a few sets of families for my bio mom to pick from, that all wanted me in their life. Imagine having people in life applying to have you in their family and provide for you promising to love you no matter who you are, where you come from, and before you exist. My parents waited years for the beeper, that was me to go off.

[@zubetp]

beautiful! you were chosen and sought out. it's a lot of effort and money to adopt, too, and you were worth it.

[@yaboicolleen]

that's so sweet

[@xxxstellarxxx]

If I’m honest, I think the first girl was justified in reacting the way that she did. It was probably over-dramatized for television but I’d be upset too if I was being accused of cheating on my partner with their cousin.

[@michael-lo7no]

yeah

[@shelbylee242]

and not only that too, the cousin was saying she was also involved with other family members too when he came out to the stage!

[@samg6940]

@@shelbylee242 And had seemingly been harassing her for a period of time before this

[@berenromkey4225]

Reading through the replies y'all are absolutely right but the shouting made me dislike her without considering anything

[@casuals.3.19]

😊

[@pay1370]

I actually once was part of the audience in a show like this, they all made us play out some reactions before the show even started so they could cut and paste where needed. I'ts all fake as hell. I don't know if it's the same for this show but it sure wouldn't surprise me.

[@haleymist09]

That's interesting. Was it fun?

[@pay1370]

@@haleymist09 overall it was pretty fun because i was there with a bunch of friends, but all the retakes and such sure got a bit boring after a while. Made me realise exactly why they pre recorded reactions cuz by the end everyone was kinda done lol. Wouldn't do it again now but it was an interesting experience.

[@alittleedgy8947]

@The Spatza wait hold on lol- what

[@s1si]

@The Spatza first of all, what how did we get on the topic of religion and 2nd of all, let people believe what they want to believe and you should be respectful of other's beliefs and whatnot

[@Just_your_average_degenerate]

@The Spatza troll don't respond

[@christinedemarco8996]

It wasn’t always just paternity drama. I remember there were a few episodes of Maury when I was younger where they would have a runway set up and have women walk down it (usually in a swimsuit or something revealing). After they were done it was the audiences job to guess wether or not the woman had been born male or female. Maury would give the big reveal usually to screams and grossed out faces from the audience. Even as a kid I felt really sad for these women, and didn’t understand why it even mattered. My sister loved watching this show after school and I just wanted to watch Spongebob to be honest.

[@frog_goblin]

god that is so transphobic and dehumanizing. i cant imagine why those poor women agreed to it except maybe if they offered them a ridiculous amount of pay for it. not that public television has gotten much more inclusive of trans people, but rewatching old television really highlights just how often trans people were seen as a joke or a gross-out moment. it’s awful.

[@Caldella]

I remember seeing those episodes and, even when I was too young to really understand, I could feel it was really wrong. Just pure exploitation. The production would make sure the guys in the audience were the loudest people shouting guesses. The trans people were gawked at, and it was treated like a straight guy finding one hot was hilariously disgusting. The show would drum one audience member to be 'convinced' one of the cis women was born male and have him loudly call her a man all the way until the 'reveal' of the truth. Everyone was treated rubbish like some Victorian era sideshow. It was gross.

[@jillvalentinefan77]

Even though I don't agree with trans people much I remember those episodes and I felt like an idiot for not getting any of it. Now I've got a properly functioning cortex I realize it wasn't me not understanding it. It was the fact that it was fucked up I hope those ladies got bank for that cause that kind of exploitation is sickening to me.

[@smwatertasteslikewater]

@@jillvalentinefan77 you don’t agree with trans people? Then you’re a transphobe

[@maddieb.4282]

@@jillvalentinefan77 unexpectedly sort of nice comment from saddam hussein lmao

[@StacyMoscotti]

I’m watching this and googled Maury’s age because I couldn’t believe he’s 82 and literally TODAY he announced his ending the show after 31 years. Wow.

[@ona512]

finally

[@chaospractitioner4435]

I'm 90% convinced all daytime television is being watched solely by stay at home moms and college students. Some of my friends spend hours watching this stuff, and then hours more telling others about it.

[@EhnohnimusDust]

Unsupervised kids consume this content. Didn’t have cable as a kid so this was my after school programming as well as a lot of my friends. Watched regularly from the time I was 7 until I was like 14. Most Moms taking care of children full time at home and college students don’t have time to watch tv hahaa

[@meghanreeves3866]

When I was an elementary kid I watched this all day when I stayed home from school. I knew it was half way through my day off at the end of price is right!!

[@BrightEyes8390]

I watched it before I had a kid. Now I won’t around my kid. And my kid is always around me. 😂

[@ameera.abubakr]

@The Spatza bro stop

[@Chandasouk]

I used to catch this when I was in college during the hours between classes lol

[@DamienLee]

Maury Povich died 15 years ago and the spirit of Daytime TV inhabited his empty husk. That's how he keeps on chugging along. Great video Jarvis : )

[@milktea6676]

Ok Also first furry

[@jadaj]

hey damien what are you doing here

[@msamayzing40]

😂🤣🤣

[@Digitan]

Damien moment

[@romacoco]

Wow first time seeing Damien in out in wild.. hi!

[@XxPeaceNinjaxX]

Way back in the day my parents had some friends who went on the show for the meme. They created this whole fake back story to play out on stage, brought the baby and everything just so they could get the negative paternity test and pretend to fight about it

[@ona512]

hell yeah tell me the episode. i'd love to watch it knowing it was all made up. I enjoy stage plays after all.

[@christinaspeer9744]

I live in Federal Way WA and we actually have a milk man still lol. We have an insulated milk box on the porch, along with the rest of the neighborhood, and fresh milk is delivered every Friday! You can have flavored milk and other dairy products and baked goods delivered with your milk as well! So yeah, milkman in 2021!!

[@FAy-eu7qd]

Yooo I didn’t know the fed had milkmen! Wild. Surprised, -Gig Harbor

[@nopeno2120]

I wish Silverdale had one lol! I'm jealous 😫 -Silverdale/Bremerton

[@rachelcookie321]

I always wished I had a milkman. It seemed so cool in movies. I feel like they would only do it in heavily populated areas though.

[@sarahh2072]

Lynnwood here, we have Smith Farms that delivers, is that the same service?

[@instantmiso9921]

This sounds so wholesome what

[@Classicallyfreya]

We had something similar to this in the UK called “The Jeremy Kyle Show” and it got cancelled after one of the guests committed suicide. These shows are a plague on society

[@tararivera5411]

That show actually played in the US up until recently… it may even still air. I’m not sure because I don’t watch it. I tried but it was stupid

[@MicheallikeMJ]

Its British though so its classy.

[@starrnamu]

@@MicheallikeMJ my dog's arse is classier than the jeremy kyle show

[@insertcoolname2526]

@@starrnamu LMAO

[@swirlybun9616]

One episode where they were trying to see if the girl stole her grandpa‘s watch… I feel like a lie detector test wasn’t the way to go about it. Even if she did, the humiliation part wasn’t necessary.

[@b3An404]

What's the worst is when the dad doesn't wanna be a dad and is like adamant that the kid isn't his and then it turns out to be and he makes a big show of being angry and upset that he's officially a dad. Like imagine how those kids grew up? Like...imagine having video evidence of your bio dad saying he doesn't want anything to do with you. Even worse is sometimes the kids are like....not babies. Sometimes they are old enough to remember everything. Which is so fucked

[@God-xr4yu]

Sometimes you have to wonder what happens after the show. Does the father then have financial problems as of result of the kid and that he might be fired from his job because he was humiliated on live television? Does he blame the kid for his problems and takes it out on him via abuse? It’s weird how the show skips over the consequences that happen as a result of the show.

[@tiajoseph7309]

And this is sadly why a lot of people don't care that much about Father's Day. Because of degenerate dads like these.

[@gracehaven5459]

An acquaintance of mine was on the show, it is 100-percent scripted so I wouldn't worry about it

[@Moony1568]

@@God-xr4yu It’s a good thing it’s all fake and for show.

[@God-xr4yu]

@@Moony1568 Oh, I know it is. But some people might not know/believe that.

[@aishatrbl]

as someone who’s been to a filming of an x factor uk show, they definitely have a sign for ‘cheer’, ‘boo’, ‘go crazy’ and ‘applaud’, so yes they probably had it for maury’s audiences too

[@BR-ec2ph]

"Why is there a lens flare in this paternity show?" Absolutely kills me. The editing on this show is approaching surrealism

[@actionjackson3522]

Maury Povich casting requirements: 1. Have a loud voice. 2. Be able to run off stage. Edit: 3. Have some interpersonal conflict

[@patrickbohn5235]

Number 3 really should be have a dramatic story. I really doubt they dig too deep in to making sure people actually are having the problems they say they are.

[@hippolotion3057]

@The Spatza ok

[@thinkpink6796]

Why is this so funny seeing you from the voodoo child and on this video lmaooooo

[@amberlytheharpyqueen]

Loud and obnoxious...don't forget thats the most important

[@dog6732]

@The Spatza thats a random thing to say in da replies

[@sorryimemo]

21:08 When Greg said, "I ain't got no DNA's" I thought he was trying to tell us he was some sort of interdimensional being who spontaneously self-generated somewhere outside the space time continuum, but he was actually just admitting to not taking paternity tests for any of his alleged offspring. I fucking love this show.

[@TheoCynical]

Nah B, brother's an alien, for sure.

[@simoncowel508]

U r an idiota

[@morbidsearch]

So this is the guy who Danny Gonzalez is always talking about

[@truelygreg]

@@morbidsearch wdym Greg would never act like that

[@markmcpheters]

he's an RNA virus

[@catchyname1081]

Kind of off-topic, but the "The baby doesn't even look like me!" argument (while stupid) reminded me of something. Y'know what babies _do_ look like? Their names. Within the first *month* babies start to look like their names and it's freaky.

[@ona512]

so you looked like a catchyname when you were 1 month old XD

[@aftonstan5494]

What about babies born without names? What if the baby is named after the first month?

[@deadmeme9031]

​@@aftonstan5494they get taken out back ole yeller style

[@JennRighter]

What’s the most distressing thing about this show is the way the women (sometimes children, 13-17 years old) are treated vs the men. That expectation that men just sleep around that’s what they do, she slept around so yeah I slept with her, but so did everyone else so the baby isn’t mine. And I watched this show for a solid 15 years, back in the day, and even though I had these opinions at the time, I still watched it. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[@dickbicycle9304]

This comment made absolutely no sense and I am under the impression that you’re legally autistic.

[@VultureClone]

I have always felt bad for the kids of these parents. Imagine growing up and knowing that your father acted a fool on live TV and was devastated to be your father.

[@bradharold4000]

Not only the fathers acts a fool clearly the mothers do also how are you going to lie about the father of your child making another man take care of your kid

[@BalletBullet1]

Well guess what? Those fathers CHOSE to go on live tv. I hate this “woke” culture 🙄

[@toigodgohdgjdfjkkj9878]

@katie denmark The point was think about how their kids will feel when or if they stumble across this. If u already knew tha sorry dont mean to sound condesending

[@fricketyfrackgettfback]

@@BalletBullet1 literally what are you talking about. Of course their dumbass fathers chose to go on the show and that's what makes it stupid. Sorry for thinking about the consequences other people's actions have on others?

[@tayyoung7709]

@@toigodgohdgjdfjkkj9878 you know this shit is fake right are you 10 years old

[@icewallowkids6628]

"you ARE the father" the deadbeat dad: "damn i guess i have to become a loving father and get my life together"

[@Steampunkfox143]

@The Spatza Sir this is Wendy's

[@yesimsureienteredmynamecorrect]

@The Spatza ok grandpa its time for bed now sweetie

[@cia4843]

@The Spatza ok redditor

[@kritztalkreviews1437]

Y'all with these responses I can't 😂

[@redrk9731]

@The Spatza you really want attention huh?

[@IIwII_usxx]

“let’s take a stressful process drag it on for awhile and make it more stressful” “yeah sounds good to me”

[@ona512]

"would it be cool if we made 60 to 70 people yell at you while we do it?"

[@Samiju]

Every time Jarvis bursts out laughing, I can't stop myself from laughing with him. This man's joy is all I need to be happier in life.

[@Cosmic-Crow]

It’s so fucked up when the suspected father gets so excited that he doesn’t have a kid. I feel like the kids on the show are gonna see it when they grow up and just think “wow what a terrible person”

[@meowtherainbowx4163]

And, of course, if they see them when they’re young, they won’t know better and will feel unwanted.

[@couchpotato4928]

Seriously, imagine hearing your father basically go “yay now I don’t have to take responsibility for this kid” when he finds out his wife cheated on him

[@WhaleManMan]

And? It's not their dad.

[@widCr_Kd]

@@WhaleManMan it would still be upsetting to see that someone REALLY didn’t want you

[@TammyJerkChicken]

The real dad didn’t want the kid nearly And Mike Just wanted to claim sleeping around with their families partners. Like even without the baby… just weird

[@ranciti7467]

Fun fact! My mom applied to be on Maury when I was a baby bc my “father” was pretty damn sure I wasn’t his (my mom honestly wasn’t totally certain either lol), but backed out when he agreed to claim me without a paternity test. Still, I sometimes wonder what it would be like if she had gone, like how insane it must be to grow up and find out about your own family drama from a TV show.

[@NotAnotherKuromi]

I would hope the family would tell the child before they learnt about them appearing on the show.

[@seanmatthewking]

@@NotAnotherKuromi Imagine being at your friends house and reruns of Maury is on...

[@jmacmusashi7574]

@Ran Citi I mean you should probably blame your mom for sleeping around since they wouldn’t have even attempted to go on that show if she wasn’t

[@phoenixyt124]

would have been funny thats all.

[@prestonlamb1221]

Imagine the lunch table I KNOW YOURE NOT TALKING YOUR MOM WAS ON MAURY

[@natsinnett9751]

I’ve known lots of manipulative men in my life and the amount of times that man uses Maury’s name is a red flag to me.

[@bakedbaker9882]

I'm sorry what?

[@Marispider]

Yeah, I got that same vibe. It's like the dude was acting like he and Maury were friends, and since they're friends Maury wouldn't do him wrong like this (by, y'know, saying if he is or isn't the father... which he already agreed to by going on the show but whatever)

[@sarahperkins6421]

I'm a cis woman, but if I was capable of getting other people pregnant and suspected my wife or partner's baby wasn't biologically mine, I would sooner sell every drop of blood in my body before I'd accept a bribe from this modern day ringmaster just so he could profit off humiliating not only my partner on television, but the child as well.

[@dickbicycle9304]

@@sarahperkins6421Of course you’re a woman.

[@chinnchilli2842]

LMAO Imagine carrying 4 children by the same man just for the father to deny them all

[@erina6903]

As someone who's worked on a show with a live audience, they get all the reactions before the acts even happen. They have someone come in, tell the audience what to do so they can get clean takes, and then start filming the actual show. They'll still react during the actual show, but if it's not enough drama, they'll add in shots from pre-show to make it seem better. One of our episodes was actually completely shot without an audience and we just put in shots of the audience from previous episodes.

[@SoapCkat]

That's really interesting thanks for sharing

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

So it's all a lie? BOOOOOOO!!!

[@gorbsupreme7555]

@@ThexDynastxQueen god your terrible we need a second take

[@supergluehotty]

@@gorbsupreme7555 Booouh!

[@hayleyd4231]

Yeah I can vouch for this, I was an audience member for the Steve Wilkos show like ten years ago and this is exactly what they had us do before the show started

[@yikes.]

kudos to jarvis for actually keeping a consistent upload schedule

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

haha its really applaudable. Its been 14 days since i posted anything. Oh well guess im lazy

[@freeswagduck5467]

For once lol

[@jaqsre]

he’s so great

[@themusicaljunkie37]

Yikes

[@slug9378]

@@DyslexicMitochondria hey your videos are pretty good. I dont watch you a lot but i do sometimes. Hope you get verified soon

[@Pepperannechan]

I'm so glad we made a show about babies losing father figures and exploiting childhood trauma

[@ona512]

We made at least 10 of those!!

[@dickbicycle9304]

Or a show about freeing men from lying women. But of course you take the feminist route.

[@lewischarlesworth6697]

It's the same with the Jeremy Kyle Show in the UK but they got sued just to the damages the caused to families through using polygraphs which have around a 60% success rate. It's mad that we put people in these situations on TV to laugh at when they need real help.

[@ona512]

anything to pay the bills, my guy

[@dickbicycle9304]

We don’t put them in anything. They come on these shows for money and clout. Take some damn responsibility

[@saxumbonum]

Why is the caption "Im only 16", like which one of these men is 16, and why are we harassing him instead of charging the woman with statutory rape? Or does Maury always have captions that are completely irrelevant to the actual guests??

[@Virginny]

His captions are usually for the next episode I think of the next segment of the episode. I think he does two baby's an episode. Idk though

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

The outlandish captions aren't for all the guests but just the major guest or a general theme episode. So they weren't the 16 year old parent. .....My brain being daytime TV rot is just so sad lol.

[@thesleepydot]

good questions. it’s definitely suspicious is all I have to add

[@NorthernGreenEyes]

Usually,yes

[@retro_enigma8260]

Why is the like counter on 911 😂

[@chancewill6910]

Fun fact: lie detector tests can't be used as be as evidence, they're literally inadmissible in court because they're typically inaccurate (I learned this in my criminal justice class). They go based off heart rate, eye contact, fidgeting, how long it takes you to respond and how steadily you respond. As someone with ADHD and general anxiety disorder I would immediately fail even if everything I say is completely true because I fidget, have a stutter when I'm nervous, have to think about things and struggle with eye contact when I'm not familiar with the person. Plus a good liar knows how to manipulate it, they change their actions to match truth telling Edit: I just remembered I was involved in this kind of situation as a baby. They did a DNA test and that was it

[@Love_4_kiki]

@Essiggurke Funny, because I never knew that, :D I thought they was always accurate (actually i really didn’t question if they was right or wrong)

[@spynix0718]

I do believe Cops do use it to try to get a lead.

[@basilbat273]

imagine how many lives shows like this ruined because someone was fidgety

[@WandererBasil]

this!!! i've never been diagnosed with anything but i'm naturally really fidgety and i also get a really bad stutter when im nervous. just watching police interviews makes me know i'd be found guilty immediately if i was ever framed for a crime lolz

[@jenniferdunstan5065]

@Essiggurke testicular consumption is very well advised for you

[@anaskhan3965]

Does anyone remember the episode where this woman is afraid of lizards,spiders and "olives" and maury traumatized this woman with a large jar of olives. She is literally fkn screaming but everyone is just laughing at her.

[@sparklestarspompomunicorn]

22:10 i’m so confused does nobody else have milkmen anymore?? is my town the last one on earth that still has milkmen 😭

[@lolcowsie]

I still have a milkman 💪

[@jupiteryu7318]

Its a weird thing because my country never had them lol

[@j.g.9045]

You know that Shavon tweets the same way she talks: I👏AM👏THE👏BEST👏THING👏TO👏EVER👏COME👏IN👏TO👏THAT👏MAN'S👏LIFE👏

[@sjreads7235]

She talks in emojis. She’s so stupid she broke the laws of reality.

[@brianmclendon1647]

LOL

[@Thomas-rk4rl]

In her defence, she *was* faithful to him

[@abbymorrison3097]

On a daTE. *daTE*

[@issecret1]

If someone lied like that about me, I might talk in emojis too

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

The only people i genuinely feel bad for are the kids in this situation. I mean, imagine seeing your father (if he is) on TV saying you aren't his and hopes he's not. Then the mother for putting the child through that. Embarrassing and traumatizing

[@deadchannel3610]

That’s why I don’t think they should show their kids and reveal their names on camera, half of these kids are babies and can’t even give consent to being shown like that.

[@ajgentry7474]

Same. I always wondered about some of those kids, especially if its been on since 30 years. I wrote a story once about a young man seeing the man that did a backflip when he found out he wasnt his father on national TV.

[@God-xr4yu]

Imagine what happens if it says he is the father? The financial strain of a kid might be too much for the father (also being humiliated on live television might get him out of a job) so the kid might have to live in poverty. The father might blame all of their problems on the child, and that could lead to abuse. Either way, the show really skips out on showing the consequences that are a result of the episode even airing.

[@bruschetta7711]

They might just pick random kids, like they could be faking everything part of their drama

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

@@bruschetta7711 doesn't make it any better and it doesn't make sense. Either way, a child (who can't give proper consent) is embarrassed because of their parent or parent(s) negligence

[@fishfinn8689]

My family comes from the Middle East and my grandparents house would have the Arab networks (so lots of soap operas with screaming and death lmao). When I was younger I would be picked up from school by my grandmother who would watch me until someone picked me up because both my parents worked. My grandfather was always watching Arab dramas and so I would sit in their living room listening to them while I played with a couple stuffed animals they had for me. He would give me cookies and my own cup of coffee and we would sit together (which probably wasn't the best since Arab coffee is super caffeinated). Anyways your intro where you talked about coming home to your mom watching day time TV just unlocked that core memory for me thanks lmao.

[@kyliemoore7784]

Maury feels like an improv show. Like the people just got loose descriptions of who they were supposed to pretend to be and went for it, to varying degrees of intensity.

[@KM-mw3jp]

If this has been on air for 30 years, Maury should try to do a check in episode where he checks in on cases from years ago. I think it would be really interesting to see a Season One baby all grown up, and to see their opinion on this type of show and how these paternal debates effect their mental health

[@archer.aka.nobody6312]

He does on occasion

[@brittneybrisbin744]

I'd watch that!

[@DratItsMatt]

Sounds too much like accountability

[@justSunny7]

He does do check ins on people that's previous been on the show

[@agfromdai.e3806]

That would be great.

[@lagautmd]

There is another subtext in these shows, Maury in particular. The audience appears overwhelmingly White while the guests appear overwhelmingly not White. This ends up reinforcing tons of racist stereotypes. The nature of the material ends up reinforcing sexist stereotypes.

[@concerned7563]

This^^

[@ami5marion]

Yes!!

[@clarencehemphill3403]

Where are you getting this from

[@kailibutts1724]

Sources?

[@meridzs]

people asking for sources for this comment as if they couldn't just watch the show and see it for themselves

[@Manigeitora]

12:55 An incredible amount of energy to have for not sleeping for 3 months? That's understating it a bit Jarvis. She's a medical miracle if she can even stand up or speak without sleeping for three months. She's not even human. In fact, that's 8.5 times as long as a human being can survive without sleep. If she's telling the truth, they found way more than just paternity results from those DNA tests.

[@tommyhetrick]

12:30 don’t you mean “I👏 am 👏 the 👏 best 👏 thing 👏 to 👏 ever 👏 come 👏 into 👏 that 👏 man’s 👏 life 👏”

[@chancewill6910]

"I don't want this kid!" Then why the hell are you here? Paternity tests are to find out who the biological father is in cases of confusion and grant him custody or give him rights or whatever. If you don't want any of that, I'm legitimately lost on why you're fighting to be this baby's dad

[@some-one-else]

They aren't fighting to be the baby's dad, they're hoping that they aren't the dad so that they don't have to raise the child or pay child support. If they're named as the father and they don't get a paternity test proving that they aren't, then they'll have to pay child support.

[@gummysnacksandknives9229]

@@some-one-else yeah but there wasn't any confusion in the first place? He lied about sleeping with her and even if he wasn't he was the one who brought it up to her boyfriend? Husband? Who was already taking care of the baby. So really why is he there?? Drama??

[@seanmatthewking]

@@gummysnacksandknives9229 Because the show exists for drama? The story makes no sense. Who lies about sleeping with a family members girlfriend like that? There’s literally no purpose. The production obviously played a huge part in contriving the narrative here.

[@gummysnacksandknives9229]

@@seanmatthewking true

[@markmcpheters]

And even if you're not the biological dad,you at least do what you can do to be the dad

[@fourtwenty1813]

The funniest part of this show is when the girl is proven wrong they IMMEDIATELY jump on the guys side like they didn't just boo the shit out of them

[@deadchannel3610]

because thats what they’re told to do

[@Marie-rk8ft]

@The Spatza wtf, u ok?

[@Justanotherpot]

To be fair to her about thinking he'd be happy about the accidental pregnancy, she didn't technically say she wasn't understanding of him freaking out. Maury asked her to tell him about DJs reaction to the pregnancy. She told him all about the situation. Going into telling him she expected him to be excited but he wasn't. That's all the info that she said or that was included in the edit. She never really said she's upset her expectations weren't brought to fruition.

[@dickbicycle9304]

The way you people bend and twist to make a woman not look like an idiot.

[@geektanic]

I lost it at "Shavon, you are wearing a microphone, you don't have to yell"

[@youhateitwhenispeakthetrut5075]

I’ve always hated that show, especially the fathers that basically said “I love this child but if this child isn’t mine I’m leaving.” I know that isn’t your kid by blood but come on you can’t blame the kid you adored because their mom cheated on you. It’s not right to just abandon someone who calls you dad.

[@itsyvonblitz6819]

Tis also not right to be cheated one so everyone loses in this situation. Father was cheated on and led to believe he was the father despite not being it. And the mother is probably an asshole.

[@ratedpending]

I agree but also I think there's a factor of, "I don't want this person that I'm spending every day with for like 20 years to remind me of a horrific experience"

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

I don’t think you really love a child if it’s that easy for you to just walk away. I understand some reasons why they would want to in this situation, but it shouldn’t be a simple, “I’m out!” kind of thing. It should be a difficult decision.

[@emackenzie]

@@ErinLastNameRedacted I mean... difficult doesn't mean impossible. It's a horrible decision to have to make but personally I can't blame someone for making it

[@emackenzie]

Plus a lot of the kids I've seen on this show aren't even old enough to *say* "Dad" let alone remember them as their father, it's all for the drama on here

[@ExtraOni]

I don't think Jarvis realized how poor some of the people on this show are. A lot of them do not have 200 for a dna test and even if they did it is totally worth it to them to get one for free along with a 3 night stay in a hotel and travel fees taken care of. Plus you get to watch a whole crowd of people boo your ex boyfriend.

[@Financiallyfreeauthor]

I was thinking that but then I thought buying German Shepards would be more expensive!

[@ExtraOni]

@@Financiallyfreeauthor 😅 yes, well that man didnt want a dna test to begin with. His daughter called the show, presumably to avoid being tested via dog sniff.

[@Financiallyfreeauthor]

@@ExtraOni You are totally right! lol

[@GravitySpace24601]

It’s so good exploitative… really not sure how I feel about it..

[@Sara-xk1ns]

Oh man, I’m excited for this video haha. I’m almost 40 and remember Maury before he turned into paternity test Maury. When I was 18 my boyfriend and his roommates got us free tickets to be in the audience. Now he was still doing his old regular content and had done a few paternity episodes but not many yet. But after the first segment they said they’re going to do a paternity segment. Man oh man did we get excited lol. Every episode we had seen the audience always sided with the mom, and it seemed like that’s what was happening to this episode. So every single one, 3 total, we screamed and clapped sooooo loud “he’s not the daddy! Ain’t no way!!” When it was clearly his for all 3 cases lol. It was the stupidest thing and one couple even fought. This hadn’t happened before on Maury, well not like the paternity episodes lately…. This woman chased after the baby daddy, fell, busted the railing, a stair. It was drama. And my friends are still yelling how he’s not the dad, the test is a lie lol. We all took it as a big joke. I truly have no idea how Maury was able to make that many episodes, and then it’s all he does, and still does! 20 years back and Maury hasn’t aged physically and his show hasnt changed too much either I guess. Should I be thankful for his stability in my life? Or horrified this is still on tv?

[@Sara-xk1ns]

And yes when I went they did hold up signs to say when to clap, boo, etc. my little group did the opposite every time….

[@ona512]

dont worry he's rich.

[@katedole3269]

With the accidental pregnancy being a stressful thing, it is!!! My husband and I inadvertently got pregnant a year before we planned on trying, and even though after a few days we were excited, the first couple were super stressful because we didn't have any plans of having a baby already

[@ona512]

you got him pregnant too???? 😳

[@prpapy07]

He’s 82? He looks exactly the same as when I used to watch on my days off from school. Back in 2003…

[@zuscare3983]

I really doubt he is human, he is probably a stage higher which I don't even know what to call

[@rainmirron]

@@zuscare3983 Metahuman

[@katyungodly]

Jarvis did point out that this is probably a rerun from the 2000s

[@chaoticcatartist]

Thats what expensive surgery does

[@sammassey7727]

There used to be a very similar show over here in the UK called Jeremy Kyle. It got ripped off the air a couple years ago because one of the people that had been on it committed suicide as a result of what happened on the show. These shows are disgusting and exploitative and they destroy lives in the name of "entertainment".

[@deadchannel3610]

Right although these shows are kind of funny they do more harm than good. In the US there was a show called Jenny Jones and there was an episode about a surprise gay lover and due to the dude being surprised getting embarrassed he murdered the dude who said he liked him and it sort of led to the show ending. He was told it was a girl not a guy. Not to mention Maury sort of promotes harmful stereotypes about black women since at least 80% percent of the show is based on them coming on and being loud and crazy and then the dude they’re accusing doesn’t even end up being the father.

[@ameera.abubakr]

@@deadchannel3610 yeah true...

[@thisisavivistanaccount7866]

They actually aired Jeremy Kyle for a short time in the states. At least in my area. It was wild

[@ratedpending]

I'm pretty sure Jeremy Kyle was on over here too

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

@@deadchannel3610 I was just going to mention the Jenny Jones Show murder. And I agree about the stereotypes of black women. I remember this one black woman who was a repeat guest on Maury. She went on the first time to prove this guy was her baby’s father. He wasn’t. She came back to the show saying another dude had to be the kid’s father. He wasn’t. Then she came back again, because she was 100% sure that this man was the father. He wasn’t…You get the idea. I don’t remember how many times she was on the show or how many potential fathers were tested, but it was pretty extreme. When I saw the episode that I watched, it had a recap of all of her other episodes, and the guy they tested was, once again, not the father. Every time, she would cry so loudly-maybe cry isn’t the right word-she would wail and run around the entire studio dramatically (in addition to the reaction in that episode, they showed clips of her reactions from previous episodes). I think at the end of the episode I saw, once she had calmed down (but was crying silently), Maury said something like, “But we will keep searching.” It was almost like she needed a detective, because she had no clue who else she had slept with. The more I think about it, the more I think this woman’s saga was scripted. The woman was waaaaaaay overdramatic. If I’m wrong, and it was true, that woman desperately needed a psychiatric evaluation, not more exploitation. I don’t know if the “mystery” was ever solved. In addition to the black women stereotype, there’s the absent black father stereotype that Jarvis talked about. And if Maury’s guests aren’t black, then they’re the “white trash,” “trailer trash,” “redneck,” etc. stereotype.

[@BlackOrderAlchemist]

Boy, I sure am glad Maury streamlined his show to just be about baby drama. I remember it used to have explotation of people's "hilarious" phobias and episode-length "Guess Which of These Beautiful Women Was Born a Man" contests Also, I'm a little annoyed that that woman's name is pronounced the same as mine (different spelling) and she has the exact opposite personality to me :'y

[@MsMookalate]

24:26 just found at Greg is my father. The German Shepherds loves me.❤❤😂😂😂😂

[@JulianGreystoke]

1. I'm pretty sure Maury is an ageless vampire who feeds on conflict rather than blood. 2. I cannot watch this show. The 2nd hand embarrassment is too strong.

[@OvrStim1]

Same. This used to be one of the shows that I would binge watch late at night when I was on the other side of youtube, but now that I look back, it's way too embarrassing to properly watch through lol. Way too much over-reaction.

[@princessaria]

Yup, Maury is an emotional vampire instead lmao.

[@CallUNexTuesday]

That's called a Sympath I think? Regardless, I laughed my ass off at your comment.

[@doggytheanarchist7876]

Strong agree. Same goes for Jenny Jones, Ricky Lake and Doctor Phil. Possibly Oprah too, but we're not all sure on her yet.

[@num4162]

@@doggytheanarchist7876 don’t forget Jerry springer and Steve wilkos

[@JanieBee]

Maury is just paternity court but more unhinged

[@jaylafoxx5420]

we have the same name 😊✨

[@the_Sarahnator]

🤣🤣🤣

[@brianriff8550]

Shavon has this vibe of "i'm dating a black guy so I'm allowed to act like a stereotype of a black woman" every time she opens her mouth

[@consentclub8431]

You've never met someone from Long Island, have you

[@jadacampbell9331]

Excuses! Clear blaccent. They exist too! ​@consentclub8431

[@natergater95]

“From the time of Transformers two” is my new favorite phrase in true English language.

[@Wereblood]

The thing that has always bothered me about these shows using these tests is that lie detector tests are wildly inaccurate, and DNA tests range from pretty accurate to not even remotely accurate depending on the lab, the money you spend, etc. I can't imagine daytime shows like this are exactly splurging on high quality tests. So I guess my question is: how often do these shows ruin lives because they present all this as 100% factual proof. I guess it probably depends on if any of it is real or not, haha.

[@tottallyok]

From the stories told, seems they’re all mostly scripted which is good. But the show is still promoting DNA tests as a way to resolve your personal relationship issues which is bad.

[@pablojams5152]

Well luckily “Maury says so” isn’t legally binding in court so I’m sure if this were real people with real stories they could still fight it in court... maybe on Judge Judy?

[@mikeylagarcia1176]

Lie detection IS accurate. However, to make it such it requires a specialist to check records. Also whole 'lie detection' takes a few hours of talking, with only short time spent on actually aking important questions. The rest is to make sure that person adapts to new situation, shows how their body normally reacts etc., then interpreting the results takes a while. I don't think they would go with such a hassle for just a show.

[@torbjornkallstrom2316]

My guess would be "lie detector" in this case isn't a machine but just the crew doing some investigating and figuring out what the deal is beforehand. At least that's what I hope it is.

[@craigime]

@@mikeylagarcia1176 the lie detector test is not 100% accurate... a machine cannot read your mind

[@casey9370]

The lens flare was in honor of Mike's favorite movie, Transformers 2.

[@dabigcheese9789]

15:23 low key that was kinda smooth do

[@irmam5234]

I’ve actually been to a show taping. The audience is directed on how to react and when. That’s why they may seem so rehearsed. The production team lets you know that the more you react, the more screen time you get. Also, many people take the paternity test on the show because they offer free counseling afterwards.

[@PamsPrettyPlants]

Still recovering from “Maury Povich is 82” ...idk why I thought he was literally 20 years younger

[@pbfloyd13]

Same.

[@dubuyajay9964]

Only the good die young. :-/

[@sourgreendolly7685]

Yeah say what you want but he’s looking good for his age 😂

[@TwoBs]

Yup, for me he’s still in his late 50s, early 60s as it’s just how I remember him from watching him in the 90s, but to hear “82” made my jaw drop. Time seems like it has flown by so fast when I sit and recall watching these trash shows after school with my sister - seems like it was just a few years ago - and now that I’m older pushing my 30s …. wow is it depressing because these next 25 years will undoubtedly go by just as quick lol. 😩 Damn the act of getting old….

[@BakeryTakery]

Just for Men

[@melissashilkoff]

I hope people know that it's possible to get a paternity test WITHOUT being on Maury

[@MT-lk7qt]

Maury Povich owns all paternity tests manufactured in the United States, it's true.

[@samaraisnt]

I actually read these types of test can be highly inaccurate and especially at that time, even more so.

[@amitjose3739]

is it because you dont want those cheaters to get exposed?

[@thetea4093]

@@amitjose3739 yeah, and I hate when people go on Dr Phil because I don’t want them to get therapy 🤡

[@amitjose3739]

@@thetea4093 what?

[@candicecrawford2996]

It’s actually super difficult to get the free paternity test through the state. I filed multiple times over the years and it took 40+ hours of consistent dedication to a novel worth of paperwork and many phone calls and visits to the child support office, JUST to get paternity established. Ridiculous.

[@ThePenguinMaster118]

I can confirm these shows have signs saying when to boo and cheer. My aunt went to a show with her husband and they came back saying that they had them constantly. Also my aunt kept getting zoomed in on because he is attractive, so they got her reaction like 4 times.

[@AntReed2006]

Impressive that Jarvis can balance a youtube career and a boxing career

[@moonlighthowling666]

And still has time to play the new jake from state farm

[@rajitfromtechsupport8041]

@@moonlighthowling666 lmaoooo

[@couchpotato4928]

and a member of the Texas house of Representatives

[@katnippy]

@@moonlighthowling666 And the evil stem teacher from High School Musical The series

[@these90svibez97]

wtf is this chat lol

[@bootyclap69k]

I think he’s gained the power of all the fathers from the show and is now immortal

[@kellylennox1402]

@The Spatza bruh who asked

[@bootyclap69k]

@The Spatza I already don’t believe in god but I don’t think right now is the time and place

[@handfulmousefly]

Everytime the incorrect party hears the results, their soul leaves their body for a moment. It is in that brief window of time that Maury siphons a bit of their life energy and adds it to his own.

[@psychadelicpotato8580]

@The Spatza for a Penis, your copy paste game is top tier

[@TheAbigailDee]

Brilliant

[@Itsatragedeigh]

So i was in the audience of Springer like 10 times. They filmed near my college and they actively picked tipsy college kids to be the audience for drama. It was a ton of fun but looking back, yikes lol ETA: yes they have reaction signs

[@shadaneanimates]

Major pet peeve, but it always ticks me off to hear them address to the kids as "it" instead of he, she, or they. They're people, not objects.

[@thedepressedpainter8880]

🎵 When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie, that's a Maury 🎵

[@blizzard_the_seal9863]

underrated comment 😭

[@hussainbedair7676]

why did you wake up and choose violence

[@RealBradMiller]

When you think he's the dad, but oh no, that's just sad, it's a Maury!

[@didyoubringalight6377]

Get it? A Maury eel?

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

When your life's such a mess trashy seems like success, that's a Maury!

[@yasminf3249]

If you think this is the worst talk show in history, you haven’t watched Tyra Banks’ old show. She literally pretended to have rabies and foamed at the mouth all over an audience member’s cardigan. She made every interview about herself. And we all know the vaseline scene…

[@sophie00001]

No we don’t… please tell

[@bluegirl278]

@Sophie Shackleton I’m scared but intrigued. 😂

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

The…the what?? 😳

[@isthattee]

@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access not me remembering clearly that vaseline scene where tyra pulled an oprah and the audience went crazy over a vaseline 😭😭

[@papajohn3632]

Wendy williams is worseeeeeee her laughing at people dying getting assulted shes worse

[@duskblau486]

"I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 3 MONTHS" and "I WAKE UP AT 3AM EVERY MORNING" came from the same person

[@AJ-qf8pq]

Maury made a deal with the devil for immortality, and the price he had to pay was being stuck to this show for eternity

[@floralkid]

Maury: WE HAVE DETERMINED YOUR PULL OUT GAME…IS WEAK!!!!

[@rosej2895]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kc.21k]

The question we should also be asking is how did Ellen get 19 seasons before she got caught

[@rahbeeuh]

She's a rich, white person in America

[@nomanejane5766]

@@rahbeeuh dont forget famous.

[@srslydoatm9251]

Wait caught doing what

[@srslydoatm9251]

@The Spatza Dude you are literally everywhere what are you hoping to accomplish

[@kc.21k]

@@srslydoatm9251 treating everybody on her set like trash. Watch some Jamari

[@itsmoon1996]

are we not gonna acknowledge that the first guy was said to be SIXTEEN and claiming to be the father... like he would have been 15 when that baby was conceived so like... he's straight up accusing her of statutory r*pe (i mean there's no way any of those people are under 30 but like they still tried to implicate it...)

[@abiwalk7726]

We had a UK version of these types of shows and it got canceled because people kept harming themselves severely after the show because of the results or the hate they would get! It was called Jermery Kyle and it is ONE of the worst shows on the telly at that time!

[@shae.2214]

Im telling you, Jarvis. He’s not my kid, Jarvis you gotta believe me, Jarvis. I swear, Jarvis. And my golden retrievers can prove it too, Jarvis. They’ve got their BA’s, Jarvis.

[@Emu19]

Bow-Wow Accreditation? Lol

[@jackieg.1377]

That laugh after “Transformers 2”. Priceless.

[@the_Sarahnator]

I literally laughed out loud at his laugh.

[@kip4833]

@SerpentOz Wrong comment section, troll. Also, let people believe what they want. Edit: nvm just relised your a bot who says this in every video.

[@mightyfilm]

And I'm just now realizing that's the audience Michael Bay wanted. Not fans of the original cartoons and toys who have a love and respect for the lore.

[@FrancesBaconandEggs]

His laugh made me laugh 😂 so wholesome

[@airotiv7916]

YES! 🤣☠💜

[@lacrossestick132]

It would actually be so funny if they gave the audience DNA tests and one of the audience members was the father. Even if it was like an April Fools thing, I’d want to see that so bad.

[@utatanepiko7087]

Maury is that grandparent that asks too many personal questions at family reunion