The Worst Dating Show on Television Is Falling Apart (The Bachelor)

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[@jarvis]

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[@imfrenchsilkpie7607]

Yo hello

[@maget-ami7852]

jarvis sounds like a magician name

[@spyboishumai5454]

You’re welcome

[@finny747]

‼️

[@blevination]

Thank you pia

[@Maria_745]

"Chicago is a small town" is maybe the funniest thing to come out of this franchise

[@whatthehellisthis]

ay big fish theory pfp

[@jameshamaker9321]

I agree, Maria and I once watched an hour long special on Chicago, on pbs. It felt like it was two hours. I make this point, because the nnarrator, took an hour just talking about the city's history. Which made it feel like, two hours. Also I was once forced, to watch a season of the show, in the first season. I was forced, by my mom. Who by the way, lies about doing that.

[@eliastalks7411]

Chicago, famously a small town

[@binniiemylove]

A someone who's lived in Chicago their entire life, can confirm. I know everyone in this small town!

[@Fengsuave_]

Big fish theory, a person with taste

[@Gjnlove13]

“Chicago is a small town” gives the same reality perspective as “England is my city”

[@Toddy_0]

Or "Africa is a country"

[@fragtall]

But there is city named England

[@jedh3721]

I live in Denver, and my friend went to Boston for school, and when she came back, all she could talk about was how small Denver is, and she got enamoredwith the big city life. Denver has a higher population than Boston.

[@Cloudleaf13]

Don't forget that Raven Symoné is from Every Continent in Africa

[@One4theUnderdog]

@@jedh3721 ahh classic "college making people stupid"

[@yamimalik2982]

This isn’t even a dating show anymore, the main bachelor just seems like everyone’s therapist at this point

[@Pavlinka__]

Didn't know Sangwoo was interested in the bachelor lol

[@darklightangles]

Your name betrays the photo

[@yamimalik2982]

@@Pavlinka__ Never changed my middle school pfp and at this point it’s gonna ruin my life if i don’t eventually 😩

[@shanlanglyngdoh5965]

@@yamimalik2982 lol why don't you change it?

[@yamimalik2982]

@@shanlanglyngdoh5965 i think i just got used to it but dw fellas i got you, i’m on it 🙏

[@josiahtrelawny6306]

“I’m falling in love with you” “t h a n k y o u f o r s h a r i n g t h a t w i t h m e” Ah yes, the appropriate response

[@MiguelAngel-go4ck]

i a real human male thank you for sharing this information with me, i will keep in in my datab- brain and i will go on to do real human being things like drinking water and breathing oxigen

[@zaynedeitz1200]

@@MiguelAngel-go4ck BAHAHHA

[@spongy7426]

This reminds me of something Entrapta would say

[@puflem]

That's something I said too once ಠ_ಠ When the feelings aren't mutual you still gotta be polite about it

[@_Sterben_]

hes a zognoid

[@astracrits4633]

If you think about it, The Bachelor is just a socially-acceptable harem anime.

[@Ddraculafactory]

Thanks I hate it

[@AlphaPizzadog]

Well no, because the main character of The Bachelor is ACTUALLY expected to choose one

[@chrisbinnie6776]

Haramine

[@thedrunkenshadow441]

So brave

[@juliagiles1547]

it’s true, but ya shouldn’t say it

[@brynnawill7475]

jarvis, you're missing the big picture. the bachelor is slowly shifting away from a reality show about romance and towards a live broadcast of a real-life lord of the flies. when they replace the roses with a conch you will see

[@kingashant6323]

They'll start eliminating contestants by hitting them over the head with a rock

[@theworstname3944]

No, they’ll only eliminate the chubby ones with sight problems

[@exterminationmalfunktion]

@@theworstname3944 ​ @Nive Is Unicorn Fluff yoo bro I'm really sorry to bother you. just wanted to ask you for your honest opinion on my youtube channel. my recent video is really short so i would really appreciate it if you give it a watch and tell me what you think in the comments

[@casperthedumbassghost7164]

if ur interested, the book beauty queens by libba bray is the author's (optimistic) interpretation of LoF if it was girls instead, i thought it was pretty good!! granted i read it years ago lmao

[@k3upikachu]

Oh my god that sounds so much more interesting

[@mbusbydesign]

yo i’m high as fuck and the way you talk feels like like we’re hanging out in my room and ur ranting to me about the bachelor and it’s very comforting thanks king

[@ryry..]

LMAOOO

[@mbusbydesign]

@LeoUltima feels like he’s right here asking for the support of a friend 😩😌💞

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

May your fridge be stocked and your juice/water be cold, bro.

[@-juniperblundlez.]

and may both sides of your pillow be cold tonight, bro.

[@zaynedeitz1200]

LMFAOOOO SAMEEEE jarvis is my go-to youtuber for when im high & none of my friends can come over n i wanna chill. so glad more people think this way

[@muunwulf4706]

The fact that people weren't enraged upon learning about the mere existence of Antebellum parties already tells me everything that I need to know about fans of The Bachelor.

[@JohnDoe-vr3ey]

How tf would anybody know about that? sorry we don't hang around racists never heard of that stuff in my life must be a southern thing

[@fablesguykol3025]

@@JohnDoe-vr3ey far from a southern thing it's just an old drawn out antiquated idea. Those things seem a bit insidious to me and I'm Texan man.

[@evie5375]

fr, like i had no idea those existed, but like, as soon as he said "before the war" i was pissed as hell because what the fuck is wrong with people..

[@J_Lynn]

fr. i did not know that was a thing and now I can't believe it's a thing.

[@DarkPhaaze]

I actually don't see the antebellum term as being inherently racist, but only because there's a very unique aesthetic attached to the "old south" that can be appealing. If you have a large victorian house with a wraparound porch next to some oak trees with spanish moss on them, it's going to look distinctly southern, regardless of whether that house ever belonged to plantation owners. I realize that it's a very fine line between glorifying the southern aesthetic and glorifying the confederacy, but I'd like to think that people can appreciate period architecture while hating slavery. Throwing an antebellum themed party is bizarre though. Just stick with "victorian" and invite those black friends you tout so fervently. Don't have any? Maybe the desire to throw an antebellum party is part of the reason why.

[@freddiebee1262]

“Back in my day, we had to be racist uphill both ways to school.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chiaraj1003]

And the other foot was starting a racist business!

[@servine1212]

I read this right as he said it

[@thehillisalive]

"You can criticize someone's actions without bullying them" is something that SO many people need to hear these days

[@tatotatoo5404]

say it louder for the people in the back

[@Blakbox92]

Twitter needs this as a banner

[@2kmichaeljordan438]

@@Blakbox92 nah Twitter needs to be deleted. One of the most inconstant TOS’s enforcements ive seen on social media apps

[@MiguelAngel-go4ck]

@@2kmichaeljordan438 Twitch

[@2kmichaeljordan438]

@@MiguelAngel-go4ck that shithole as well

[@anne-lottedevries5484]

"Pictures of Rachael at an Antebellum party resurfaced." Me, a European: so like a roaring Twenties party? "Which war, you ask?" Me: ooooooooooooh

[@thequeenofcringe1585]

I fucking wish Antebellum parties were like roaring 20s parties. Unfortunately there’s a 60 year gap between those two periods, so not even close. Antebellum parties are more comparable to parties that celebrate Nazi Germany. Which I’m sure those exist here in America too, because this country is basically what happens when two planets collide at full speed.

[@lillianward2810]

Yeah, in the USA, anytime someone refers to something as “antebellum”, in my experience they’re discussing the Civil War- and generally the South. I don’t think I’ve ever heard it applied to any other war even when it would technically be correct.

[@housespider9971]

"2018 was different." sure back in 2018 humor had depreciated so much we had a solid 8 month period where the letter E was the best thing since tide pods

[@helila]

I spent the entirety of 2018 in a depressed haze so yeah that sounds about right

[@mrziiz6893]

He’s talking about 2018 like it’s goddamn 1918

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

I had to look at a calendar cause he was acting like 2018 was 200 years ago. I know thinking about the before times have us a bit confused but no this was never okay.

[@brendancorey7831]

I still laugh at the letter E

[@MA-jq8zr]

He said back in 2018 like it wasn’t just two years ago

[@azzy5063]

Jarvis went from a software engineer person to someone who watches the bachelor for a living

[@xariahoward3899]

And complaining about it. But come on we all love him for it

[@blank6521]

But this is much better

[@baylees6113]

the dream honestly

[@enshen2190]

Ther- There’s something wrong with that?

[@jaash7981]

We stan

[@Shilverow2]

Honestly Jarvis could make up an entire season on the Bachelor and I'd just believe him.

[@hippopajamas]

He could be bold faced lying to us! I would be just nodding along.

[@nherty6172]

@@hippopajamas the lie would be more interesting than the show itself.

[@genericname2747]

Jarvis should direct the next season

[@Goomba456]

Don't give him ideas

[@MyChannel773]

wait that would be kinda great though

[@dust6590]

Sloth woman was the best thing to ever happen to the Bachelor/Bachelorette

[@treesap8911]

John Paul Jones 😩💞

[@dust6590]

@@treesap8911 Oh my goodness that guy was so nice

[@treesap8911]

@@dust6590 a whole golden retriever in a person 😭💜

[@princessazulaofthefirenati5870]

What about Dolphin woman????

[@dust6590]

@@princessazulaofthefirenati5870 you bring up a good point Princess Azula of the Fire Nation

[@ChronicNewb]

"girls got to stick together, especially when bullying other girls" I came here to have a good time not relive elementary school 🤣

[@sleepysera]

Sounds more like middle school to me. Elementary school boys and girls still played together and everyone's attention span was way too short to even manage to bully anyone for more than an hour anyways before they literally just forgot that they wanted to be mean to someone 😂

[@ChronicNewb]

@@sleepysera I'm literally talking about my own experience tho

[@pikloo4631]

I refuse to believe these people actually exist. They have to be a hologram or something made to scare us away from relationships

[@sewasparkles8800]

😂😂😂

[@m_e_nere]

wAKe Up shEEple

[@dianamays3455]

Sadly they do, I went to high school w Anna and this whole thing did not surprise me at all

[@dianamays3455]

@ngan dinh eh, just your typical mean girl who needed attention and found an outlet for it

[@vexusmorpheus932]

As an aromantic, it worked

[@bruh9204]

The Bachelor needs to give Jarvis a sponsorship because I swear he is the only person I know who watches the show😭

[@dominicmooney4556]

Swear to God lol. Jarvis *almost* makes it sound entertaining enough to watch

[@SamuraiGuy]

My mom watches it. I walk into the room and complain each time, but somehow end up getting into it. It's something you watch because it's so bad. A trainwreck but more confusing than shocking.

[@bruh9204]

@@SamuraiGuy I think i get ya, some songs ill be singing out loud or listening to because its so bad that its actually funny and entertaining

[@juliagiles1547]

it’s me, my sister, and Jarvis. that’s it. i want my abc money now 😤

[@Jackbutcool]

@@SamuraiGuy Like TLC.

[@whatteamwildcats4033]

Nobody: The bachelor: I'm going to create an environment so toxic

[@dhruvtukadiya]

Activision Blizzard: "Amateurs"

[@jessicacarranza2959]

@@dhruvtukadiya Lol 😂

[@exshadowkick5564]

The bachelor/Bachelorette will now lose 80 percent of it's audience due to jarvis not watching it anymore.

[@elwiwi43]

Wait you’re telling me other people watch the bachelor, and if he, one man, makes up 80% of the people watching show then… what how is there 20% left, who is the last 20%?

[@CockusTheFifth]

It would be 50%

[@exshadowkick5564]

@@CockusTheFifth the joke was that jarvis is the only content creator that supported it and gave it traction. Without jarvis, the show would lose most of it's audience. I was hoping to not explain the joke, but it's whatever. Hope I cleared it up :)

[@CockusTheFifth]

Bruh I know

[@winsomie]

Horses are Clare and Dale’s true form, they just hide in human skin

[@aj8078]

is that why they got together so fast🤔

[@zakiyabambozzle2933]

😭

[@Maninawig]

Werehorses!!!!

[@joshbox3792]

for a second i thought dales name was dlare

[@Liam-qo9bz]

Jean

[@MaddyBlu9724]

Yeeeah having the first black bachelor and then deciding to make a big thing about him not having a relationship with his father is such a massive yikes though.

[@pegs-ies]

Also a big yikes is actively defending the contestant that went to an antebellum themed party in the season with the first black bachelor.

[@lvbboi9]

why? genuine question

[@GA_131]

@@lvbboi9 I think it’s because they’re using his experiences he’s had for entertainment. But also because they made the whole things about him being black and not having a present father and not treating him like a “regular contestant” on a dating show (I don’t know what the hell regular contestant means)

[@lvbboi9]

@@GA_131 I agree making it about him "being black" is dumb and feels like the network just going "lOoK gUys A bLaCk BacHeloR wE'rE sO iNclUsIve" But the whole "making a big deal out of the father thing", isn't that what these shows do all the time? They'll grab into one thing and suck as much drama as they can from it? I could be wrong idk if that has been the case with any other bachelor, but yeah it's weird

[@pegs-ies]

@@lvbboi9 it's the fact that black fathers have the highest rates of being absent, and the bachelor has spent the entire season focusing and profiting off of that experience.

[@soapman2078]

Bro that is so messed up that they brought James dad on the show. I don't even now how I would react to seeing my deadbeat dad after all these year let alone on a tv show.

[@MsDesiree39]

reawlity of the relations between bm and their sons

[@venuslowe]

chris really tried to say “no one was against racism in 2018. three years ago.”

[@robertrosenkranz2]

It's funny that everybody keeps forgetting Flavor Flav the first black bachelor and New York as the first black bachelorette

[@the_Sarahnator]

I think about this often. I watched allllll of it!

[@jordanh4362]

great tv

[@onyx081]

and their shows were way more iconic and entertaining

[@robertrosenkranz2]

@@onyx081 oh definitely!

[@imapisces0308]

Excellent tv

[@Alice-burrice]

Holy shit I feel so sorry for the girl that had the rumors about her being an escort spread around, that likely will plague her life for a long time.

[@chayden153]

That was so fucking bitchy of Anna, even if Brittany is/was an escort, WHO CARES!! As long as it is between consenting adults, why is it a big deal?

[@thedevilsadvocate5210]

Is being an escort good?

[@DespOIcito]

@@thedevilsadvocate5210 just as normal as any other job, just has a lot of (needless) stigma around it

[@seaofbees783]

@@chayden153 it’s not bc of twitter, ppl hav been disrespecting sex workers for a long time

[@ringer1324]

@LeoUltima Anti sex work is a conservative opinion and Twitter is mostly left wing. Also don’t Blame Twitter for everything it’s stupid. Twitter isn’t the bogeyman reactionarys make it out to be. It’s millions of people with different opinions not a monolith

[@roberttysec4122]

Fun fact, I am from rural TN, grew up with friends who did civil war reenactments on a regular basis, and I knew that antebellum parties were a problem in 2018.

[@jth_printed_designs]

They're not a problem even now. Antebellum literally just denotes the time period, and unless they're hanging effigies at these parties, or have slavery themes, they're not in any way racist. People who weren't slave owners wore that type of clothing back then, so wearing that clothing doesn't automatically equal racism.

[@roberttysec4122]

@@jth_printed_designs so an Antebellum themed party is going to be shooting for one specific aesthetic, the plantation owner/southern belle. These were children of rich plantation owners, not your everyday farmer’s family whose clothes would be far less elaborate. You won’t see an antebellum party where the men are dressed in rather plain clothes and Union suits, and the women in more suitable working dresses. Instead, you will see the men in waste coats and women in elaborate dresses. Basically, you will see a party themed to plantation ownership, which was a racist institution as it relied on slave labor.

[@barryallen2240]

What's wrong with Civil War reenactments?

[@theleft4dead2tank5]

@@barryallen2240 its less that and having a party where you act like a bunch of slave owners. A civil war reenactment is more focused on the battles and not the out of war life of a slave owner.

[@barryallen2240]

@@theleft4dead2tank5 Ah, I see that makes sense

[@Seypenni]

contestant: I'm falling in love with you matt james: thank you for sharing that with me tonight holy shit. Jarvis how did you miss that this wasn't only the first black bachelor, but also the first android bachelor!?

[@DarkPhaaze]

Organics once again play to robot stereotypes... *sigh*

[@mrziiz6893]

@@DarkPhaaze Truly a technist society we live in smh

[@alyssaj8779]

representation 🖤🖤🖤

[@k0n05]

mans out here failing the turing test on live tv

[@Jessie_Bee]

9:43 I CANNOT believe that girl just said “Chicago’s a small town.” Like omfg 🤦🏽‍♀️ It actually makes me irrationally angry... I mean, I feel like the size of Chicago’s population is generally common knowledge smhhhh

[@magnetman5933]

And all of Chicago took that personally.

[@EvanAviator]

I refuse to take any Chicago slander

[@godzillafan4033]

Everyone knows Chicago is a two horse town.

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

Chi City! Home of artisanal pizza, steelworks, and especially hard luck baseball team the Cubs. Congrats on their 2016 win, narrowly avoiding a supernatural coincidence with Back to the Future Part 2.

[@hommefataltaemin]

Yeah. Especially for someone who LIVES there lmao. Smh she knows better for sure but was trying to justify her shit behavior

[@jairoherrera4040]

When she said "for the first time, he's black" it was so cringly.

[@randomuserwitharandomname6183]

She said it like she was introducing a new variety of shoes or something: "now it comes in black"

[@molsondutch93]

@@randomuserwitharandomname6183 exactly... Like why is white the default for people

[@randomuserwitharandomname6183]

@@molsondutch93 Ikr, people are weird 🤷 they would see a brown person and think they are just tanned 🤦

[@louschwick7301]

@@randomuserwitharandomname6183 isnt that all the bachelors are? I swear, they always pick the dullest people for the role

[@DarkShadic9632]

Random user with a random name “Now, it’s in that _DARK COLOR”_

[@shae.2214]

“Treat others people’s business like fish” is the most confusingly accurate phrase but only to people that don’t like fish

[@DarkPhaaze]

I like fish, so now I've started staring into bodies of water looking for other people's business.

[@pretzelqueen6528]

I like sushi, so now I’ve started wrapping other people’s business in seaweed and rice

[@jasminematos207]

the "feeling God in this Wendy's tonight" WAS SO FUNNY WTF

[@jasminematos207]

17:52 btw

[@thebrideofghostface]

gives Pam from the office energy

[@itsPetal]

I've literally never watched The Bachelor but I love hearing people talk about it lol

[@xariahoward3899]

Me too lol

[@redcraig-]

Same!

[@katherinemadden5856]

Don’t we all? Lol

[@piagebot2943]

I was never allowed to watch it when i was younger but now i have absolutely no desire to actually watch the show lmao

[@fernanda______]

literally me, I don't even know if it's available to watch in my country but here I am 💆💆

[@gFamWeb]

"the difference [between racist behavior and racially insensitive behavior] doesn't matter when you're on the receiving end" Thank you, Jarvis. I don't get why more people don't understand this.

[@KirbyLinkACW]

I've heard this said about jokes, too. And I agree.

[@quirkyblackenby]

Also I genuinely don’t think there’s a difference. Racism is racism regardless of the reason behind it

[@minisn3066]

@@quirkyblackenby I totally get what you mean here, tho I think the difference lies on the source itself. Racism is and always will be racism. There is no point on downplaying it or sugar-coating it. However, racism is a complex social issue that arises from different origins. Racism can come from a place of hatred and intolerance (the worst kind) and it can also come from ignorance, which is where “racially insensitive” behaviours come from. I want to believe in the best of people (and I’m aware that it can be pretty foolish). I truly believe that it is possible for someone to not be at heart a racist individual, but still display racist behaviours. There are so many reasons a person can be misguided, whether it’s family, friends, culture, religion, media, etc, and so long they are willing to change for the better, then I think they’re not inherently a bad person. I’m not saying that it’s up to POCs to “fix” other people’s mistakes however. When someone hurts another person, regardless of their intentions as Jarvis explained, they should always reprimand their past actions.

[@denied7616]

i would say it matters. problematic behavior have different sources and if someone's trying to be hateful or offensive it's way worse. idk if people feel the same when it comes to race but for example if someone says something homophobic because they're uneducated and then understand what was wrong and apologize, i won't feel equally offended as when someone is being deliberately homophobic. i think the intention matters

[@minisn3066]

@@denied7616 But the homophobic action itself is problematic. I think that’s what Jarvis was trying to get at. It doesn’t matter what the intentions were, because the action is not excusable. However, if a person sincerely apologizes for said action, then yes they can be forgiven, but not excused. You can’t eliminate the direct consequences of an action after someone is forgiven. But then again, maybe that’s just me.

[@c1nnamodoll]

if you confess your feelings to your crush and all they have to say is "thank you for sharing that with me tonight." you _just_ have to move to another country and restart

[@tessa6062]

Okay when she tells Matt that she "doesn't think he's her person" and he just kinda sits there and then goes "i dunno"? I can honestly say that i feel this on a spiritual level

[@shannons3419]

"I'm in love with you." "Thank you for sharing. Customer satisfaction is very important here at Matt James & Co. We will address your concern within 5 - 7 business days. Rest assured that your feedback is a priority to us."

[@Steven-pb4wn]

Okay, that’s genuinely funny. You should write more jokes like that.

[@jade.2222]

i am still so furious that they exploited matt’s trauma like this it’s insane and now they’re pitching colton as the first gay bachelorette i can’t i need to leave like no no no no no everyone is fired edit: meant to say BACHELOR lmao

[@BalooDumptruck]

He is the first gay man though

[@maggiedemo2401]

Fr and Colton literally traumatized his ex to the point she had to get a restraining order after he stalked her and like the franchise just pretend that’s all fine and dandy cuz he was just closeted

[@thetruth830]

the first...gay...bachelorette? Is he not a man?

[@themyofmy]

@@thetruth830 i guess they just think they can't get men to be contestants on the bachelor so they put him on the bachelorette...?

[@thetruth830]

@@themyofmy are you serious? LMAOO

[@ericakriner3244]

Yo but Jarvis, remember that one episode when Chris straight up advertised his erotica and then made all the women write erotica for Matt!?!? This was my first and only season of The Bachelor and it was because of you and I think you owe me an apology 😭😭😭

[@afooz]

What wtf??? Why haven't I heard about this????

[@evie5375]

wait what the fuck lmao

[@s0Shi]

Excuse me-wHAt?? 👁.👄👁

[@wsarazin007]

"Back in my day, we had to be racist uphill both ways going to school." JArvis I love you, I'm going to hold this line tightly for future conversations.

[@idrinkandiknowthings9738]

Rachel Lindsay is an absolute saint for how patient she was

[@afineyounggalahad]

Rachel's season was absolutely infuriating, that was when I gave up on the show

[@afineyounggalahad]

Rachel's season was absolutely infuriating, that was when I gave up on the show

[@kilimanjaro5537]

Rachel had the best season of the bachelorette. Along with Taysia too.

[@Maizzy42]

That's when I gave up on the franchise too. Hm. Taysia. I am intrigued. Might have to give that season a shot! Edit: watched the rest of this video and I super retract this statement. Fucking terrible, ABC. Fuck. What the fuck.

[@TJ0564]

I love your username.

[@sirbinchicken5875]

If a TV show made me talk to my father about why he peaced out for like 15 + years, I'd just.... why.

[@ididntknowtheyhadwifiinhell]

evil producers

[@KaishaLouise]

As someone whose never met my 'father' if I was made to talk to him like that on tv I would not be happy. Like at all. Ew. No. That's not the kind of thing that should be on a TV show. Especially a dating show!

[@sirbinchicken5875]

@@AjaAkata oops I did lol

[@VultureSkins]

@@AjaAkata lol, I think we all have had a moment like that ^^ I submitted a college application where I put my own birthdate down incorrectly lol

[@northynorth]

Read that and thought this was about the current season of Big Brother Brazil

[@natsinnett9751]

In 2018 we didn’t know about the Civil War yet, everyone knows the Civil War wasn’t discovered until 2021.

[@danielgarretthr]

8:36 (former) sex worker checking in... thank you, big homie Jarvis

[@willowmae4705]

(current) sex worker checking in… super based of jarvis i feel seen and respected!!!

[@MrCringe101i]

“The bachelor is a bad show” Yeah, not the first time I’ve ever heard that...

[@eggsbruhnadict4298]

Noel Miller keepin it afloat

[@oakisap]

But it is the first time we have a black bachelor

[@applefarm6126]

@@oakisap cool?

[@Kettie5]

@@oakisap nice, but black people aren't immune to criticism

[@matthew-lq3fh]

@@Kettie5 i think you mean people who support blm

[@buttercupghost]

Secretly hoping Katie and Michelle fall in love with each other and leave the bachelorette halfway through

[@HumblyDumbly]

They won't be filming together, Katie's season is filming now and Michelle's season is filming in the summer. I don't watch any of these shows but I like to read Reality Steve to hear about the drama 😝

[@KevinLuper99]

They're all actors. They probably don't even talk to each other outside the show.

[@HumblyDumbly]

@@KevinLuper99 I don't think they're actors, but they are "regular people" who care more about becoming Instagram famous than actually finding love!

[@lllaaauuurrraaa]

Michelle deserves way better.

[@masonallen3961]

Didn't that happen on the Vietnamese version of The Bachelor. I think that would be so awesome if we saw that on the American version.

[@neyodiatshwana3646]

As a South African, I can surely say you didn't just butcher that name...you manslaughtered it!

[@Jearbearjenkins]

Lol thought that just as he said it 😂

[@alessandrodivita8701]

Matt James and Tyler Cameron, that’s 4 names in just 2 persons

[@franklyfrancis3462]

I know that The Bachelor is looked upon by most as just another silly, “harmless” game show, but if anything, the producers, show hosts, and editors are spreading harm and misinformation with their platform. The part in which Chris Harrison tried to explain to a black woman why going to Antibellum parties was “okay in 2018” was particularly egregious to me. A huge thank-you to Jarvis, and to everyone here, for calling them out on their bullsh*t.

[@Autumnaul]

In one breath it’s “white people shouldn’t talk about race to colored people” and then in the next it’s “colored people shouldn’t have to explain racial experiences to white people” your logic doesn’t make sense. You all aren’t serious about finding solutions because you get too much fun out of pointing fingers.

[@franklyfrancis3462]

@@Autumnaul Hey, thank you for letting me know that my logic may have some flaws. It’s always good to have honest feedback, as that helps me to improve myself as a person. I suppose the point that I was trying to make boils down to the fact that white people should not explain what is and what is not racist to black people, because they are not coming from a place of experience. Those who have experienced racial prejudice should be the ones to define what it means to them, is all I meant. It’s heathy to have a differing of opinions, though, and I’ll never respond with anger to being refuted; I’m sorry that my original point wasn’t clear. Have a great day!

[@pegs-ies]

@@Autumnaul when did this person ever say poc shouldn't have to explain racial experiences to white people? I know thats a lot of people's pov but they certainly never mentioned it and I don't understand why op apologized to you for something they never did. Most of the people saying poc shouldn't have to explain come from a place of, "hey, poc shouldn't have to explain why actively harming them is bad, having empathy would make that crystal clear." And there are tons of poc willing to educate others on their experience, but sharing that experience, as shown in this video, leads to being harassed and talked down to. It's obvious why poc aren't willing to go there with people who don't understand their lives, considering most of those people are either aggressively racist or supporting people/laws that are taking away minorities' rights.

[@earthtovesna]

@@pegs-ies I believe OP responded that way because the commenter generalized a group argument rather than what OP said. Someone got angry at me for the same thing the commenter said. I responded in support of a BLM video and gave the closest experience I had as a white person and they called me racist and stupid. I ran it by my friend who is black to make sure and she said it was not racist in any way. The person who got angry with me also refused to explain how what I said was upsetting and instead told me not to tone police them when I asked them for constructive criticism rather than an attack.

[@minisn3066]

@@earthtovesna It’s very frustrating when people don’t want to explain themselves just cause you’re white “and you should know better.” I believe if there’s one thing that’s going to help us better handle racism is communication and spreading knowledge. We should promote healthy conversations that help combat ignorance rather than senselessly fight with emotion.

[@nipplecollector7818]

you still have time to rename this to the death of a bachelor

[@everyonesfavoritesidechara3816]

This needs to be the top comment

[@metaloopa6907]

Up

[@youtubemarketingteam]

I wish we, as a collective, could pin a comment

[@mentallyunstable1926]

this is Jarvis Johnson GOLD

[@Rex-golf_player810]

God fucking dammit

[@Gjigfvniyf]

I think it says a lot about the bachelor that the one time someone finds a person they really like and want to be with forever it ruins the whole season

[@Go8997]

Matt's father being in the show was nothing more then feeding into a stereotype of blacks fathers. Reinforcing the rasict undertone of the show.

[@ezranian]

“2018 was a different time” was not a take I expected to hear today

[@noaweiss9092]

i heard bc i found a vid of mr beast saying the f slur and making transphobic "attack helicopter joke" and i commented saying everybody's defending him but like just bc hes famous doesnt make it ok and everybody say it was 2016 everybody make the joke get over it

[@opulent4746]

Noa Weiss Bruh what the hell are you talking about?

[@emachine003]

Meanwhile, I’m over here feeling like nothing about my life has changed since 2018.

[@noaweiss9092]

@@opulent4746 idk i have horrible grammar

[@jo-flowbmoonsmell8564]

I just want to know wtf Chris Harrison was up to in 2018

[@sarahviola3942]

i feel like it was a mistake to single out the fact that hes the "first black man" as the bachelor. it made it seem like he was some sort of special specimen they were studying.

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

They did treat him like that tho so you're right there

[@iloveroses208]

Yup. They were like- for the first time, we have a new speci-.... OH UMM, WE HAVE A BLACK MAN FOR THE FIRST TIME.... HAHA...Now pls welcome the new speci- I MEAN BACHELOR.... matt......

[@ebonih7138]

It was bad timing. They should have let him go those the dating pool on the b-rette for a season.

[@or9422]

Yeah. The only thing they lose then are the discussions on race...which sucked anyway..so yeah...

[@chucklebutt4470]

@@or9422 Did those discussions on race suck in 2018? Or 2021? Lol

[@witchflowers6942]

The SLOTH was the only contestant that mattered on the show ever

[@aryswheel9327]

that "it's a sloth!! :)" clip sends me every gotdamn time

[@julial3574]

The secondhand embarrassment is too strong for me to even get through these clips. Anyone who watches the actual show is far stronger than I

[@hippopajamas]

I have to skip around in Jarvis' Bachelor videos so much bc if I have to watch even a second of those introduction pieces I feel like I am going to DIE. That one where there was a white guy who rapped AND a a guy who sang/played the guitar? Constant skipping. Oh my GOD.

[@exterminationmalfunktion]

@@hippopajamas yo bro I'm really sorry to bother you. just wanted to ask you for your honest opinion on my youtube channel. my recent video is really short so i would really appreciate it if you give it a watch and tell me what you think in the comments

[@eliastalks7411]

I don't get second hand embarrassment, it's just not a thing for me, but even I am Uncomfortable with the Bachelor's energy.

[@smallballs4295]

I wish no harm on Rachel, but the clip of her just landing on her face is gold

[@jarvis]

she's okay!

[@exterminationmalfunktion]

@@jarvis ​ @Nive Is Unicorn Fluff yoo bro I'm really sorry to bother you. just wanted to ask you for your honest opinion on my youtube channel. my recent video is really short so i would really appreciate it if you give it a watch and tell me what you think in the comments

[@nearlyhenry2834]

@@exterminationmalfunktion you didn’t even cut out the last person you begged to give an opinion on your channel- that’s sad

[@pluto3194]

@@exterminationmalfunktion You self promote so I immediately just toss your channel into the garbage tier

[@VultureSkins]

@@samr9408 ,, make videos? Post your own content on this platform or others? Do you think Jarvis did that lol

[@soggytoe8215]

I love how he’s wearing kurtis’s merch

[@tessa6062]

I love how Jarvis laughs hysterically whenever he talks about disasters, because this is the kind of energy I need in my life.

[@midsummerdream2957]

Antebellum-themed parties as LARPing slave owners is the best short hand I've heard for it. Chris trying to defend it by saying it was in 2018 and things were different gave me a START.

[@whenwhen2284]

He used the Shane Dawson defense lol

[@MsDesiree39]

in these times it's just a dress up event and now u have blacks wanting to be in tv shows in period costumes, there was even a black girl who was also dressed up at that event

[@bib4eto656]

If something's wrong, it's wrong, no matter the time. Are they going to say "slavery's bad, buy you gotta give it to the slaveowners, it was in the 19th century, so don't blame them" next?

[@ii_caelus_ii]

@@bib4eto656 This is the exact shit people say. My father for example does not understand why I hate Thomas Jefferson so much, and when I bring up slavery he always uses the "it was normal back then" excuse. You love to see it.

[@bib4eto656]

@@ii_caelus_ii I see! But then there were a certain amount of people from that time who realized it was wrong, despite it "being normal for the times", and that's why it ended. Men like Thomas Jefferson were well-travelled and highly-educated, learning history and philosophy - you'd expect they'd know better, too, so you tell him his argument holds no water 😁

[@zakiyabambozzle2933]

Clare and Dale sound like a mythical horse 😭

[@QueenKunta]

It sounds like the mythical town Elsa is from.

[@chubingtonpanda4489]

"Cybernetically enhanced church usher" annihilated me, I made a sound like a squeaky toy being stepped on.

[@iccywolf4572]

The only thing I hate about the newest bachelor was that he kept saying in the promo “ I haven’t fell in love” but yet in every episode he tells ever girl “I don’t want you to leave I really love you” like huh?? For a dude who doesn’t fall in love he fell in love pretty quick

[@artemis4106]

If they let me be a Bachelorette, I'd make the whole season as weird and awkward as the intro part then at the end I'd choose myself. Thus ending the cycle of Bachelornation and defeating Chris Harrison.

[@beth-bi9yv]

I'd watch this!

[@Eli-mn5cq]

i would just be so clearly lusting after fame and money *on purpose* and make it clear to everybody else that while, most of em are pretty cool, im not into them

[@vexusmorpheus932]

As an aro, same

[@ichabodlorax7585]

Let me know when you're doing that so I can tune in to The Bachelorette for the first time.

[@thequeenofcringe1585]

I’d dress normally for the entire season. I’d be wearing chunky platform boots, and I’d threaten to punch everyone in the face constantly. If I had a Bachelorette season, I’d make it as chaotic as possible. It would make for some great entertainment.

[@zacharydommenge859]

I find it hilarious that they introduced new women midway through the season. Then there was this gang War between the originals and the newbies. Then a new girl shows up and the newbies and originals team up against her.

[@deputydwighty9781]

“The A stands for Antebellum” is still the funniest joke ever, thank you Jarvis

[@PumpkinFinch]

I am not American so I had no idea what antebellum meant. I never heard it outside of a band and thank you for the education.

[@quirkyblackenby]

Well that’s what the band’s name means which is why they changed it to Lady A recently.

[@user-vs2ql5gb1b]

Jarvis: A false king, you might say Me, who has never watched The Bachelor ever: USURPER

[@FlyAwaySongbird]

side note, after all the things the other women have said about the scenes that were cut and the fact that most of them seem to be on very friendly terms, i think it's really disgusting that the one season focused on a black man and a predominately non-white cast was edited so heavily that he comes off as bland and aloof and they all come off as petty and toxic. they reached all the way past most of the final set of women for katie as bachelorette and then backtracked when all the racism allegations came in to offer another slot to michelle.

[@ididntknowtheyhadwifiinhell]

i assumed that they avoided giving him a bad/dramatic edit like they do with everyone else because they didn't want to be called out for manipulating/misleadingly editing the first black lead for drama

[@user-lh8im2vy8e]

They give every male lead an incredibly bland edit on purpose, it's just especially noticeable this time because Matt was never on the Bachelorette so the audience didn't get a chance to know him then. I agree about how the cast was edited though.

[@phoenixgirl70]

They asked Michelle first but she wanted to finish the year with her students. So they offered to tape in the summer and it would air this fall.

[@beccabraiman]

I agree the Bachelor franchise is very racist, but it’s not true that they backtracked and chose Michelle second. As the other commenter said, Katie was asked to do the earlier season after Michelle refused to film until after the school year ended. Important to get the facts right!

[@FlyAwaySongbird]

@@beccabraiman tbh I don't believe that s because there were rumours for Katie since January and the Michelle stuff didn't come til feb

[@boneymacaroni13]

Jarvis, did you have a premonition about them giving that stalker guy his own show just (edit, spelling) *for coming out as gay and completely overlooking the fact that he harassed and stalked that woman? Cuz man the timing for this video!

[@1111811aircom11811]

Unrelated but I’ve never heard the saying “closed only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades” before and now that joke in Parks and Rec when Andy says “close only counts in horse grenades” finally makes sense.. thank you so much

[@stagrunners]

The Bachelor is perpetually angry that Flavor of Love did its formula better in its first two seasons than the Bachelor has done in its entire runtime

[@JohnDoe-vr3ey]

Lmfao!! Flavvaaaa flaaaaaveee

[@TheSongwritingCat]

Fun and hilarious. Somehow it was both a perfect parody and a better dating competition show.

[@kidkap4]

Matt is too relatable tbh. The love of my life, married to me for fifty years, could say “I love you” to me and I’d probably awkwardly stare for a minute and say “Thank you for sharing that with me.”

[@izzy2123]

Jarvis I can’t believe you forgot to mention Matt’s 30 year long vietnam flashback stare when the host told them to hug

[@boboblueblue2]

It’s very telling that the producers think that it’s just interesting “controversy” to racially harm their contestants. Having to consistently face racial micro-aggressions is the top contributor to black fatigue, but the producers on the show thinks it’s fun.

[@thefoxesmind]

"I'm single by the way." Wait, what? Did I miss an episode of the Jarvis Cinematic Universe?!

[@Artdoggy123]

My thoughts exactly 😂

[@anonthe-third2367]

I really liked his gf (former gf?)

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

@@anonthe-third2367 We all liked her, but maybe she didn't like us. None of our business he'll bounce back fast cause he's a King.

[@anonthe-third2367]

@@PanAndScanBuddy true enough. Hope they're both doing alright in the aftermath, breakups suck even when they end amicably

[@caffeinatedkatie4696]

@@anonthe-third2367 I think he had posted about it(not a video) saying that it was a mutual thing

[@akaellie8429]

As one of the millions of people that live in Chicago, I can confirm... Chicago sure is a small town

[@iloveroses208]

Right! Like NYC so smal! Chigaco omg it's barely the size of house, its such a small town....

[@josiahtrelawny6306]

@@iloveroses208 nice pfp

[@Baba-ny5yt]

The original Thwomp sound used in the Mario franchise was actually sampled from this video at the 3:11 timestamp. Thank you for contributing to one of the biggest trailblazers of video games.

[@cheeto.burrito]

"In 2021, but in 2018..." Uh... You don't get the "back then" defense when "back then" was 3 years ago. You're just not allowed to have it.

[@PinkieYay]

I'm someone who's (sadly) in the middle of the venn diagram of your subscribers and bachelor fans so it really validates my feelings to see someone else suffering while watching this season. Thank u jarvis

[@katherine1304]

literally mood I watched this season too and it was so rough i love this video haha

[@offbeatobject9595]

This guy has basically became a bachelor/bachelorette channel although he has only posted like 4-6 videos, but the KZbin gods say if you have posted more than 1 video on it that is what you are.

[@calebmcintosh1991]

It's fucking up my algorithm, I keep getting suggested bachelor news and content. I like Jarvis, not whatever it is he's talking about

[@exterminationmalfunktion]

@@calebmcintosh1991 yo bro I'm really sorry to bother you. just wanted to ask you for your honest opinion on my youtube channel. my recent video is really short so i would really appreciate it if you give it a watch and tell me what you think in the comments

[@empty3280]

@@exterminationmalfunktion your content is good but please stop spamming in the comments If you want to expand your audience make your usual content and if possible make yt shorts (videos shorter than 1 minute, don't forget to put #shorts in the title) the algorithm will recommend these more and it might help you expand your audience Spamming in the comments won't help you much and it might attract negative attention

[@clockworkpanda8]

Im here for more troomtroom

[@KiwiIncorporated]

9:14 - Couldn't she sue them for slander of name? due to the producer not cutting out that fake new stuff?

[@HoneyM1lkart]

Yes!

[@studioprimitive]

So glad I found Jarvis Johnson. My life has been blessed since.

[@katherinemadden5856]

This dude really just said “thank you for sharing “ after the girl said she loved him lmfao by boy ain’t no simp

[@tomlenid699]

absolute chad

[@liamzor-el6637]

As an aromantic I’m definitely going to use that

[@GA_131]

@@tomlenid699 absolute mad lad chad

[@kindakyana2372]

@@liamzor-el6637 if atleast someone asks

[@liamzor-el6637]

@@kindakyana2372 I hope they don’t lol

[@maspatri7960]

The Bachelor is falling apart faster than my life!

[@xariahoward3899]

Nothing can be falling faster than that

[@wyrmglade]

Same

[@LukewarmAnimations]

@@xariahoward3899 wow burn

[@lvbboi9]

I'm speedrunning my life falling apart lol *cries*

[@quinton.6260]

its falling faster then my grades which i didnt think was possible

[@agathaharkness399]

13:35 says I don't disagree with you...then continues to disagree with her

[@sarahlovee1865]

Everytime you say Chris Harrison I think of Chris Hansen, the to catch a predator guy, and now I'm just imagining him running The bachelor and how weird that show would be

[@Ametisti]

With the online harassment thing, Matt should've just set up an auto reply: "Thank you for sharing that with me". That'd have done the trick

[@annalivingtv]

A moment to acknowledge that the Bachelor from season 23, Colton (the guy in the sloth clip), just came out as gay! We technically had a gay Bachelor... not how I had hoped but this was really the only way it would be possible lol

[@clovercurator7997]

He jumped the fence and came out of the closet

[@sams_not_here]

@@clovercurator7997 best way to come out?

[@queencleopatra007]

Did he end up marrying the woman who won his season?

[@clovercurator7997]

@@queencleopatra007 nah, his final pick rejected him and he jumped the fence. Im... kinda glad they didn't get married now lmao

[@raicrush]

Didn’t a girl get a restraining order against him for being violent towards her?

[@namebrandon]

That’s was a HARD sniff 18:46

[@vekskskshh9179]

I hadn't heard Chris Harrison's interview, but DAMN *big face palm* I'm glad they fired hin

[@owliviabelly]

8:34 “So first of all, so f cking what if anybody is a sex worker...” Thank you, Jarvis. It’s not often you see someone with your platform say that so openly.

[@backwoodsjunkie08]

Amen! Let people do what they want! Same thing with drugs, i support full legalization

[@snakewithapen5489]

Yeah I mean it's really not your business. Not everyone who does sex work is a victim, and it doesn't make you a terrible person either. It's just another method of getting by in life, so leave people alone about it smh

[@Vessel767]

@@backwoodsjunkie08 you support cocaine being legal?

[@ArtsyHumanbean]

I feel like that Clydesdale horse joke spoke to me on a spiritual level.

[@HerHollyness]

Wow, people would be up in ARMS if this show was on in the UK. We now have a big thing about treating contestants on reality shows right since three people involved with Love Island took their own lives (not directly because of the show, but it caused everyone to take a step back and really ask whether we treat these people right). Now mental health and general well-being of contestants is a big priority. It has to be.

[@KlintKaras]

Intent greatly matters to me when something hurts me or triggers my PTSD. If someone is purposely cruel its 100% worse than if someone's ignorance causes me harm...

[@christmastiger]

16:55 That parachute clip was so powerful it knocked Jarvis into another outfit and I bet you didn't even notice

[@mayan6280]

I DIDNT omf but also THANK YOU for bringing that clip up I have been scrolling looking for a comment talking about it because ???! They hit the ground at such SPEED

[@gilly_axolotl]

"the 'a' stands for antebellum" gave me a full body reaction hfhhdh

[@eldritchteletubby9319]

Jarvis's laugh at 12:17 brings me more serotonin than I've felt in the last 2 years.