Love Is Blind: The Dumbest Dating Show Of All Time

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Love is blind is a netflix dating "experiment" that is not an experiment at all and also quite silly.
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[@jarvis]

stay healthy everyone just don't go outside and binge my youtube videos

[@foopthehoop3103]

I’m moving to Japan to use my 60 euros

[@parrotplays7]

That is exactly what I was about to do wow

[@Rosbin]

But I watch your life hack videos so I can stay healthy. Also, second reply.

[@BoyWhoBreathes]

Just Breathing

[@anahniharris8261]

Sounds like a plan😌

[@ev.8972]

Going on this show makes it more likely you will get married to a conventionally attractive person because that’s the only type of people on the show

[@r.m7114]

True, but just because you can recognize that a person is conventionally and aestethically attractive, that doesn't mean that they're attractive to you. Physical attraction is a normal part of any human relationship (unless sight impaired) Not just fixed body parts, but also mannerisms, body language, etc. It's how we decide who is dangerous, who we can trust, etc. In romantic relationships, in friendships, in everything. Which is why this show makes no sense lmao

[@Florescentia02]

@@r.m7114 i think they mean people that are more widely considered attractive

[@r.m7114]

@@Florescentia02 Yeah I know, I just meant that it's not neccesarily a plus, because they may not be attractive to you just because they are conventionally attractive.

[@Florescentia02]

@@r.m7114 i agree, but since they only pick conventionally attractive people, there is very little risk when it comes to how they look.

[@aliveslice]

I mean it also makes it more likely that you will be married to an incredibly dense, boring and/or terrible person. And that you are one. Probably.

[@Onigirigarage]

“People focus too much on looks and thats whats wrong with people nowadays” *only picks conventionally attractive thin/muscular people*

[@LezbeOswald]

it would've been at least somewhat compelling if they got engaged to people who they didn't end up finding attractive and they had to reconcile that. like...maybe they only picked attractive/thin people so that the contestants didn't get nasty and call them fat or ugly but otherwise what's the point of the show? lol.

[@Onigirigarage]

moxxi to the max I know why they did it but they had the audacity to say “people are too focused on looks nowadays” I know damn well why they only ever pick attractive people for these trash shows cause otherwise people wouldn’t watch their garbage lmao. But to be a hypocrite and say that, thats just sad

[@Vampeerpressure]

dude when i watched the show that girl that was essentially like “people don’t think i cant be smart because im So pretty im just so damn beautiful no one ever listens to me and theyre just blinded by how hot i am” i fucking busted up laughing like their idea of and issue with looks is a girl that never went through an awkward phase

[@karlaotte6787]

Oh my gosh, right? Like yeah, it's easy to say love is blind when everyone on your show is stunning...

[@Tundra0stalker]

Mimi I assume part of that is that they want the contestants to be attractive *to the audience/viewers* . Because attractive people sell, as seen on other dating shows. They'd be able to get viewers who otherwise wouldn't watch if they weren't attractive. Thereby perpetuating the supposed problem the show is about.

[@rosamy2017]

Jessica actually got a really bad edit. She wanted to leave the show but the producers pressured her to stay with Mark, who HAD A GIRLFRIEND IRL THE ENTIRE TIME!!!!!!! Mark was always leaving their apartment to go be with his actual girlfriend. He and Jessica had an off-camera deal that they would stick it out for the show and then both say no at the altar, but Mark threw Jessica under the bus by saying yes. Then after the show ended, Mark dated LC and she found out from twitter that he was cheating on her and had gotten the other woman pregnant. Mark was secretly the villain all along!

[@Running_Colours]

Yep. Like Jessica clearly had issues to deal with, but Mark is a fucking demon, and he's so sneaky at being one it's scary af

[@speedude0164]

I've seen most of that, but where did the altar thing come out?

[@isabelaaguilar1099]

Okay but like Cameron and Lauren are still together and are the cutest thing ever

[@ZebsAlleyOriginalMusic]

And?? I'm happy for them though lol

[@ellamayoxoxo9510]

@@ZebsAlleyOriginalMusic and what...

[@ZebsAlleyOriginalMusic]

@@ellamayoxoxo9510 The Okay but makes it seem as though it's a reply to something in the video and I'm unclear on what.

[@berrybaby1570]

@@ZebsAlleyOriginalMusic you’re mistaken

[@ZebsAlleyOriginalMusic]

@@berrybaby1570 Mistaken about what? It being a reply? That may be so but their phrasing is literally a response.

[@kkelseym]

I'm hollering Barnett literally says he's willing to switch teams and date guys before he's proposes to her. "If there were no other girls, and no other guys, I'd marry you tomorrow." Like how did she NOT see this as an insult??

[@aliveslice]

It's just a subtle way to come out

[@lauratroy13]

@@aliveslice this is not subtle at all

[@xPrincessxPeachxLove]

Because it's not her love for him that makes her blind, it's her *total obsession with him*

[@amelia20717]

I kinda took it as him like saying he’d respect she’s exploring her options...? But also could’ve been a jab, who knows but Barnett

[@fannyfan29]

I guess... love is blind

[@berenicethegirl]

What annoys me is that the phrase "love is blind" doesn't mean that you don't care if your partner is beautiful or ugly, but rather that when you're in love, you're blind to the faults of your partner. Smh

[@callmekrayy]

Say it again! Sheesh!

[@memesarekeem]

You can infer that if you have "blind love" and if your definition is true, someone would indeed not care whether their partner is ugly or beautiful, as they believe they are beautiful no matter what as they are blind to their faults. Thus, to simple it down, the first definition is technically true.

[@aliveslice]

op is correct, "love is blind" does not refer to physical appearance, quite the contrary. They use it as a wordplay referring to appearance. In reality though appearance plays variable roles in attraction, depending on like a billion factors and generally, appearance will be significant. They're not making a point by picking a bunch of conventionally attractive _and_ otherwise boring and/or annoying people and giving them 10 fricking days to "know each other" (if we were to assume it's not all scripted or intentionally dramatised). Terrible show all over.

[@tigerstripedsinger]

What bugs me is that they aren't just blind they are completely apart. I can understand wanting to see if appearance is really important but what about the 3 other senses. I would never get engaged to someone I hadn't at least smelt and kissed

[@MaxOakland]

And that’s. it even true anyway

[@iwillregretthis5127]

love jarvis revealing that he’s filming in front of a live studio audience like halfway trough the video

[@Chitownhomestead]

That was the best

[@bisexualblueberry]

I can't tell if that was real help 😭

[@justanotherhappyhumanist8832]

Wow, Jessica’s obsession with Barnett is creepy af.

[@lizzymaaya2308]

Someone said it

[@alynsak]

Almost like Jodi Arias...

[@carlaandreea7009]

@@alynsak yes lets compare random ppl we don't know anything about, to jodi arias. your father is bundy

[@KindestofWinds]

@@carlaandreea7009 who is Jodi Arias?

[@jamiegibsn7543]

@@KindestofWinds lady who killed her ex

[@theghattlings8995]

Barnett literally said that he would rather go out with the girls AND the boys before Jessica. He don like you girl.

[@triciebird]

I died when he pointed out he included ALL PEOPLE not existing on the show as a prerequisite to marry her.

[@rickyrickalvous2982]

Barnett being a bro's bro choosing the boys before Jessica

[@idiomatic444]

Imagine hating someone so much you turn bisexual

[@chyld7710]

@@idiomatic444 imagine hating someone so much u turned lesbian (COUGH COUGH big Ed)

[@idiomatic444]

@@chyld7710 lol truuuu

[@coraf2728]

Ah yes, the worst red flag, being emotionally available

[@russshh]

Cora F lol

[@wizzem7890]

If he's in touch with his emotions and willing to listen to yours, get the hell out of there. Now!

[@kevinmatta9262]

@@wizzem7890 why? Does that mean he a cry baby?

[@slopez-ey6bh]

Kevin Matta// he’s making fun of jessica’s perception on relationships(like the original comment)

[@thefmehnater]

im the 666th like of this comment

[@annabelleland7318]

Finding out Mark hooking up with other girls during the show, as well as cheated on LC after the show, was such a shock. The shows him a such a nice guy

[@edwardspidermonkey]

Wait WHAAAAAT???

[@jasmine-fw4yq]

HUH???

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

Im not surprised but also a little surprised

[@destituteanddecadent9106]

Who's LC? I thought he was with Jessica?

[@lauxantilles]

@@destituteanddecadent9106 LC is the girl Barnett also dumped along with Jessica, I think... lol

[@sarahmunson1778]

- Mark was cheating on Jessica during their time in the apartments before the weddings, which she didn't know about until later. (After the show, he dated LC and cheated on her - both she and the other woman got covid, allegedly from him). Jessica asked to leave the show early, but the producers wouldn't let her. She tried to break up with him multiple times on-screen, and he kept telling her that she was making up that there were problems, that if she just tried harder then she'd be attracted to him and in love with him. - Mark and Jessica agreed to say no at the altar before the wedding - Mark said yes, and you can see Jessica's frustration with him. Plus, he crossed, ignored or didn't bother to check her boundaries multiple times. Jessica did some really shitty things on the show - let's not pretend Mark is better. He's worse. - Barnett is the source of the drama - he led Amber, LC, and Jessica on for as long as he could. He DID imply that he wanted to propose to Jessica. It's reasonable that, in her desperation for love and approval, she didn't analyze the exact words he used. His intent was clear - to tell her he wanted to marry her, without mentioning that he also wanted to marry 2 other women.

[@hiddenleafdrip3869]

Barnett wasn't the source of any drama after he literally rejected Jessica and LC for Amber. Still trying to get with him after that point makes no sense since he very clearly stated that he was done leading them on and made a choice.

[@botanicalitus4194]

reaIity shows Iove editing footage to make victims seem Iike viIIains.

[@primroseprom]

I genuinely don’t understand how the people in charge of editing reality shows to, ironically, completely skew reality sleep at night. Mark was a total creep but the show tries its absolute best to paint him as a victim. Jessica did bad shit, of course, but for the show to just paint the toxicity as one-sided and literally preventing her from leaving and/or breaking up with Mark so she can finally end things is just so fucking wild.

[@vinregret]

My philosophy that I constantly go back to with these things is 1. I do not know these people and never will 2. It's reality tv literally anything could be real or fake I'm perfectly comfortable with viewing it for entertainment and taking absolutely zero real world conclusions about these people from it. The real consequence is that these are in fact real people out there and people's conclusions from the show can come back to them irl, but i'm doing nothing more than watching and leaving a comment like this so it has nothing to do with me lmao

[@hollymc33]

THANK YOU

[@evagibson800]

Jessica probably has throw pillows on her white couch that say "It's wine-o-clock" and "It's 5 pm somewhere"

[@mustafaaabunny]

she probably has a broken clock set to 5 PM somewhere

[@celestialgardens4101]

or "Life starts at 30"

[@aliveslice]

But 5pm is teatime

[@patman9157]

Or a “live laugh love” sign

[@aisha5156]

Patman 915 Shoot, my sis has a frame of that.

[@faithmedlock8671]

80% of the guys in the show look the same and it got hard to keep track of who was who

[@emmanroyhippy6859]

Same here

[@kittyloverandcat66]

its true and should be said louder

[@Ronkyort0dox]

@@drbuni racist

[@bluesansball3707]

I thought Barnett was a girl for like half the video lmao

[@farateq]

Is that Barne- no wait that’s Damien dammit third time this week

[@rileyf.838]

petition to make a “love is blind: scientific method edition” where they have a proper hypothesis and control group and all the scientific method jazz, and it’s hosted by john mulaney and nick kroll.

[@noothankyou]

Mulaney and Kroll as George & Gill!

[@sophs6194]

and is longer than 10 days im begging

[@jamessrideandrepair6614]

yeah like there is love is blind, a traditional date, and one where they just look at each other for a week

[@icypopsicle9082]

I would love to see a dating show hosted by John Mulaney

[@issecret1]

Who better than John Mulaney for a show about relationships?

[@e2b265]

Why does no one talk about how they just call him a scientist? Like no specific field? What?

[@xexpaguette]

"He's a scientist" BUT WHAT TYPE DOES HE STUDY GEOLOGY OR BIOLOGY OR ASTRONOMY WHAT

[@vappyreon1176]

@@xexpaguette sexology

[@pathogrin]

@@xexpaguette biology,he made a person inside the pods

[@xexpaguette]

@@pathogrin but what type of biologist

[@pathogrin]

@@xexpaguette the worst kind

[@AlecDouglas]

I got caught really off guard when a bunch of other people laughed off camera at one of his jokes. Are there just people sitting there watching him talk to a camera by himself?

[@aliveslice]

Seriously. Filmed in front of a live audience with 1 laugh throughout a whole episode.

[@cmm3699]

I Make Reddit Users Cry just a whole extra video of his roommates reacting to him reacting to this show. That’s be rad

[@ligood]

It’s the laugh track

[@tildejustin]

I’d believe it.

[@cmm3699]

I can now confirm there are people there with him. At around 11:46 he looks over and asks “right that’s not? Y’know...” and a girl says “yah.” Then around 11:50 he looks over again when he says “you don’t owe that to anyone, unless...” And she said “you’re married” right before he did.

[@timfrey2358]

Amber threatening Jessica while caressing her cheek like a sister is a straight up super-villain mood XD savage lmao

[@three7446]

Tim Frey that creeped me out. Amber makes me feel like she has a criminal record and has gotten into fights

[@cozycasasmr4510]

They are both so cringe

[@aliveslice]

Yes, sister..

[@bliss__44]

I love her energy. 😂

[@connorjeffers5622]

Anyone named Amber is flat out crazy. Like I mean psycho.

[@damianwildfong7278]

As a person with a lifelong physical disability I think that they should have a disabled man or woman on the show and then see how quickly people don't care about physical appearance

[@dionemartins0212]

"The year is 2040, then two trains are approaching each other, one from Chicago and one from New York. Our kid is 15, your parents are 100, how many apples do I have in my pocket" This is exactly every one of their fights

[@dontburstmybubble686]

Answer: none, you gave them all to your kid because giving apples to teachers got revived as a trend.

[@water3252]

“You can’t marry a man you just met.” -Elsa

[@farateq]

LoVe iS aN OPeN DOOoOoooooOOOOOr

[@magazinetoraver1587]

Also Christoph

[@Luna-lq1jn]

Into the unknOOOooOOoWwWwwNNnNn~~~~~

[@queenjeski591]

@Lassi Kinnunen there are many versions of the show you’re talking about! i think it’a called ’married at first sight’ in english and ’gift vid första ögonkastet’ in swedish.

[@dino464]

And "Ślub od pierwszego wejrzenia" in polish. Anyway a lot of countries find this very "let's make show about this" idea.

[@jenifersg]

Jessica was literally choosing Mark because Barnett rejected her, and she fed her dog wine the woman is crazy

[@araaraurydice]

Wait, wtf? Was it actually wine!? Wtf is wrong with her

[@reydarouaghi6288]

She onely picjed merk cause he said he was a personal trainer. So a 50 year with her huge hot 24 year old husband latino boy toy .well that didn't go as planned hhhhhh

[@chelseaa3723]

Sksk I'm so glad someone pointed this out like honestly I saw that and was like 😮

[@amirmohammadganji485]

How disgusting.

[@alli2448]

Yup. She used mark as the rebound and he was too blind to see it

[@afooz]

Came out as bisexual today and just needed to hear "essentially came out as bisexual in a moment of vulnerability that I find quite brave"

[@barrieashby5778]

good job :)

[@hippopajamas]

Congratulations!! Proud of you!!

[@SomP0]

It’s been a year and I still lose it to “Jessica is if a spilled wine glass was a person”

[@hippopajamas]

SAME

[@michelle7002]

love the fact that there’s actually a show in Germany that’s even worse lmao, the couples get married immediately, like they get to see and talk to each other at the altar for the first time,,,,the couples are matched by “dating scientists”, too? the candidates have literally no say in who they are going to marry-

[@denaegarnham3641]

Hey Heily we actually have that show too. It’s called Married at First Sight. I’m not sure if there was more than 2 or three seasons though. 😂

[@jassuvee]

We had the same in Finland " Ensitreffit alttarilla"

[@janthore]

@@jassuvee Im not even trying to pronounce that

[@FrenchyAU]

@@denaegarnham3641 mafs is on its 7th season and started back in 2015

[@Sirvaria]

Was echt????? Davon hab ich ja noch nie gehört wth

[@Mr0901]

I feel Jessica is that "being single is in fashion" wine woman who's more toxic than Chernobyl's air

[@cozycasasmr4510]

Agreed

[@jenifersg]

She also fed her dog wine

[@gabrielr.3721]

Lol true!

[@blueberryjam1552]

@@jenifersg I smell 𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙈𝘼𝙇 𝘼𝘽𝙐𝙎𝙀

[@fwuffy_cloud]

@@jenifersg Let's hope the poor pooch bites her just like Maya did to Alinity.

[@andene6207]

dont feel bad for mark, theyre both awful... Jessica led him on but he was actually cheating her for the entirety of the show while low-key playing the victim and let people demonize her on the internet

[@Lucky-132]

So both of them suck

[@ErklaerMirDieWelt]

Spoilery update from the new episodes: - Barnett sold his house to pay off Amber's student loan and they now live in a shitty apartment with a roommate and are broke. This causes tension because Amber wants kids and Barnett wants to be able to buy another house first. Also Amber forbids him to have any contact with Jessica whatsoever. - Jessica has a new boyfriend, seems sober and generally a pretty decent person after all. She even got over Barnett. - Mark turned out to be a douche, because he had a thing with LC after the show without telling her about his pregnant girlfriend. - Cameron and Lauren are still happily married and thinking about kids. - Damon and Giannina still have an on/off relationship where Giannina is desperately waiting for another proposal while Damon is hitting it off with Francesca from Too Hot To Handle.

[@cozycasasmr4510]

It was a wild ride these new episodes, I hope Jarvis covers them

[@shubhiaggarwal429]

The host : this concept hasn't been done ever. Millions of Indians doing arranged marriage : hold my engagement ring !

[@ChillyCharizard006]

Hold my mango lassi!

[@puff2959]

HOLD MY CHAI

[@urtemedonaite5128]

Hold my curry

[@dr.k1012]

Just commented the same 🤣🤣🤣

[@srishti5711]

Hold my sindoor

[@fanabot4048]

"There is no control group???" "Where are your independent and dependent variables??" "If you hypothesise..." jarvis you absolute nerd

[@Choatemister]

I think you mean absolute chad.

[@ilonachan]

Science-type CHAD

[@devannawatts4229]

Shifana Fathymah 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-ku7sn1xj3i]

Shifana Fathymah. The scientists in me loved that

[@whalesoup8914]

best part is how he blames Nick Lachey for it lmao. As if he can even spell hypothesis

[@rachiboo14]

Mark was actually really horrible to Jessica, it just wasn’t shown on the show. He was apparently seeing multiple girls at the time.

[@epoulin4284]

“The show only gives the contestants 10 days to get engaged” Lesbians: HOLD MY NOVELTY EARRINGS

[@olivej6607]

This comment is perfect.

[@thequeenofcringe1585]

I mean, yeah

[@Mary44430]

This is such a dumb and inaccurate stereotype

[@dorianmearns7407]

They should make a sequel called Divorce is Blind.

[@alli-gator-forest]

I like the name Divorce is Inevitable

[@blobbertmcblob4888]

"Divorce is expensive, who's gonna pay for this?"

[@Kaimli]

Divorce after finding out you actually have eyes and seeing has nothing to do with the actual meaning of the idiom.

[@mariahriley5952]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 best comment yet

[@msprecious3498]

Space Berry 🤪🤪🤪🤪

[@incitatus4227]

It's easy to say "love is blind" when they are all at least somewhat attractive.

[@Kyle-gw6qp]

It would be interesting to see the show if one of the contestants was an overweight gamer, then we would see if love is blind.

[@aliveslice]

@@Kyle-gw6qp "gamer girl" Expectation: Belle Delphine Reality: overweight gamer wants to know if love is blind

[@aliveslice]

I mean "overweight gamer" suggests somewhat higher possibility of low social adaptability, so I'd like to see how they would lure someone with mere conversation. I know a slightly overweight gamer who is mildly interesting to converse with though, with a catch of casual homophobia and sexism... I don't have a point.

[@itsyaboychipsahoy.7989]

Most "ugly" people are usually not functioning members of society. Why would they be on a gameshow?

[@scribliez]

It's ya boy, Chips Ahoy. A lot of ugly people are functioning members of society what are you on about lmao.

[@lemonwhxre]

I met Barnett when he came to the strip club I work at. He spent the whole night acting like he was too good to be there, and called me fat. I weigh 110 pounds.

[@Noahhhhh1]

For real!? 👁👄👁

[@captaincrunch924]

They had us in the first half

[@BoredGhostInk]

Wow…what an ass-hat he is

[@kawtharbakhach5848]

I don’t know if this is true 😂😂but oh gosh🤣

[@gracesteele-steeber214]

"our kids is 13, your parents are 100, how many apples do i have in my pocket?" absolutely killed me

[@penelopepatterson]

Love is Blind: this is the first time this has ever been done!!! Blind People: ⚫️👄⚫️

[@solarwolf1336]

Good one :P

[@elliphantart6311]

Lol

[@ceasegamer]

Blind people that went god mode: ⚪️👄⚪️

[@Dizzy8203]

People with glass eyes: 👁👄👁

[@FIRING_BLIND]

As someone who is visually impaired this KILLED ME

[@noahy.9827]

8:25 "Mark is very emotionally available, to me it's a bit of a red flag" Holy Shit I almost spit out my coffee in Starbucks here. Wtf this was amazing

[@Gloomdrake]

Poor Mark

[@martaschmitz9967]

@@Gloomdrake Mark should be the next Bachelor. :)

[@noahy.9827]

@Megan Hill same!!!

[@squidskid4934]

Sorry to say this, but for better or worse, furbaby is already a thing.

[@kaitmarie6505]

amber gently petting jessica's hair while threatening her is amazing

[@dawn6199]

I don’t know about anyone else, but I was really hot and cold about Amber through the whole thing - until she threatened Jessica lol. The way she sat there calmly, gently stroking Jessica’s hair, looking her dead in the eyes and said “if you were to ever actively go after my husband... I would destroy your life” fucking killed me.

[@Jeff12485]

same here they were so drunk that they had me laughing so hard lol

[@Schnukii13]

It's the reality show equivalent of the game of thrones scene with Cersei and Margaery in the sept. "If you ever call me sister again I will have you strangled in your sleep"

[@hollymc33]

if you watch the “after the alter” episodes, you’ll see how awful she really is…

[@musical-chick-134]

THANK YOU FOR BRINGING UP JESSICA AND BARNETT'S AGE DIFFERENCE THE ENTIRE TIME I WONDERED WHY THAT DIDN'T BOTHER HER BUT THE AGE GAP WITH MARK DID

[@janeryan2709]

Well, 10 years is pretty drastic. Even 9 doesn't seem as extreme as 10 somehow. But still, yeah, she definitely just was hung up on Barnett and that was it.

[@gabrijelazibar5]

I feel like she was just looking for an excuse to break it off and felt like physical attraction would be too shallow of a reason... So she went with the age gap

[@NightOfCrystals]

But is Barnett an attractive hot guy with game? He seems like a huge douche. It seems like Jessica is more into him because he’s playing hard to get, but he doesn’t seem to have many redeeming qualities.

[@commonunicorn1975]

alan.christian it’s because he’s a douche and she likes that

[@gamingcharge8192]

Reila Nimu my mom is married to my step dad she’s 38 he’s 56 they love each other so much. Age gap doesn’t matter

[@katielynn4438]

i love how they think nowadays people care too much about physical appearance, but like, didn’t people also only care about physical appearance in the 1700s too?

[@djoctobeat5204]

Yeah! There were beauty standards back then too! A woman was considered a good wife if she was larger and rosier, because that meant that she was most likely rich, as she had been well fed and her growth hadn’t been stunted by poor nutrition.

[@archaeoamelia5235]

“The scientific method is quaking” absolutely SENT ME

[@lucia8374]

Honestly this show would've been so much interesting if the contestants were more diverse in terms of beauty. I don't recall seeing anyone with piercings, colored hair, tattoos or anyone plus size, Asian, Latin, etc. I find it hard to belive that some of the people would feel so intense about their couples if they were not so "conventional"

[@eri-mq4rq]

The Milady girl was latina

[@charlotterhodes7359]

Ikr! I wish there were more LGBT people on the show, yeah theres that one bi guy (I forgot his name sorry) but they dont really explore that much. It's the same with most dating shows, 99% of the people are heterosexual.

[@winonarose7488]

Fleur Garden Nobody said they owed it to us, we’re saying it would be so much better. Don’t be such an ass

[@rosed3023]

I was thinking that. I started watching and in the first few episodes there’s this conversation where the guy is like “What happened to you to make you feel like you’re not beautiful?” And she’s like the most conventionally gorgeous woman ever. It would be a completely different show if she was like, a burn victim and the answer to his question was “my face literally melted and now people treat me like a monster”

[@bandbherbert143]

There were more couples that had a lot more physical diversity as well. Only the “attractive enough for TV” couples were shown, even if they were t successful.

[@camiller958]

So Jessica tried to decide who she’d spend the rest of her life with while she was drunk the whole time? Oh my

[@maevehastings5988]

THATS WHAT MY MOTHER AND I SAID WHILE WATCHING IT LMAO

[@elle-ob3qg]

she was drunk the entire time? that’s a whole yIKES

[@camerynmoody8748]

She also gave wine to her dog

[@DemiBirdDoes]

@@camerynmoody8748 KICK HER OFF

[@bluejay2097]

I mean ... that’s low-key a mood

[@sophiaako7663]

not dating someone you really like because of their height is honestly the lamest thing

[@sophiaako7663]

and I'm a 5'10" straight girl lmao

[@creeperinvasion6885]

Yeah you really need an entire show to figure out if people can fall in love without the factor of physical attraction. It’s not like there’s an entire sexuality who don’t experience physical attraction and still have relationships

[@josukeshair8891]

😏😏

[@margotnohe973]

Is nobody going to talk about how Jessica also, on top of everything adressed in the video, gave a dog wine on National Television? That's not safe for a dog to have...

[@moondrop909]

Doggy like his fine liquor.

[@roj6895]

they also cant eat grapes and thats what wine is. i hope hes ok

[@lameface12]

@@roj6895 Specifically its the skin on the grape. As long as there is no skin, the dog will be fine

[@thelanktheist2626]

Andy Nguyen They make wine with the skin

[@lameface12]

@@thelanktheist2626 that is correct. But my guess is whatever kills dogs from grape skins doesn't make it through. I don't know though cause I'm no sommelier

[@MacForaday]

"Love is blind" doesnt even have to do with not seeing; it's an idiom that means "When you are in love, you are blind to what the person you love is actually like". This show's premise is so stupid.

[@YosiahW]

It's a pun...

[@MacForaday]

No...a pun is when you use a word in place of another because they sound similar for comedic effect. No one used a pun in this instance. An idiom is an old figurative saying whose original meaning has been nearly forgotten (definitely in the case of the people who made this show).

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

Mac Foraday I think they meant that it’s a play on words. Although you’re absolutely right about your own points. It’s an asinine idea on multiple levels.

[@chazitybontempo2681]

EXACTLY

[@LirioTheConductor]

That's what I thought! "Love is blind" as in I sat down next to my friend as she cried because she just realized her boyfriend was abusive after years of being in "love" with him...

[@tortoiseboy2331]

0:15 “my heart is, like, beating” Pretty sure it should always do that

[@bekahchu4102]

I felt bad for Mark too I watched this this year for the first time then I found out not only was he cheating on Jessica(allegedly) with women he met at work but he also dated LC(the other girl the frat boy couldnt decide between for a while) after filming of the show and he cheated on her with someone else too(allegedly i dont know if they will sue over a comment but im covering my butt here). Mark was portrayed as a good guy but if that's true he isn't at all and Jessica's outbursts towards him make a bit more sense if she suspected it at the time although she was 100% a mess the entire time and wasn't entirely in the right at any point.

[@gracerossman3188]

Are we not going to mention that Jessica was literally drunk the WHOLE time

[@catboychemicals6630]

you only need 6 more likes :)

[@gracerossman3188]

669 likes 😏😏😏

[@aisha5156]

Nope, we won’t mention it.

[@davidedwards919]

I’d be drunk the whole time too . Free booze and sabotage the show by trying to sleep with everyone

[@kirin1230]

I'm more worried about the dog... Grapes are basically like chocolate to dogs, aka, highly toxic.

[@siaracastic2515]

I hate how everytime nick speaks he says "I'm OBVIOUSLY Nick" like i'm sorry dude but i didnt know you were a global phenomenon damn!

[@RedK5]

Nethmi Liyanapathirana he was a long time ago.

[@Ju-go8my]

I honestly don't know who he is hshsh

[@Bookauru]

I don't know this man, I'm so sorry to that man

[@sammie2893]

I think he said it that way because most, if not all, of the people in the show were teenagers in late 90s. Since 98° was a huge band in that time, they must have heard of nick a couple times because he was the well known member of that group.

[@lpgoodgamer7137]

He is now

[@nelegrund5041]

theres a german dating show that i find wayyy more interesting than this one: people send in theirdna and some scientists test it to find the supposedly scientifically perfect match and they actually start with the wedding, they meet at the altat and then we see how it goes

[@lesliesackey2012]

that’s so cool; what is it called???

[@vajaalaatuinen]

​@@lesliesackey2012 married at first sight! it's originally danish but there are uk, us and australia versions, as well as german, finnish, french, etc. versions.

[@gl00myharvester]

Oof that feels like it could get real racist 😅

[@magentasunbringer]

im LIVING for Amber gently petting Jessica's face as she's like "if u go for my husband i will destroy you :)"

[@veganbatman]

after making reference to my "furbabies" my coworker referred to his own children as "skinbabies" before immediately retracting

[@---nobody---]

Hahaha😂😂😂 That's the best thing I've ever heard

[@Gabriellaella23]

Imagine if he said skin puppy. 😅😂

[@XFearMeXx]

@@Gabriellaella23 😂😂 please say sike

[@gibby4696]

None of these comments made me laugh as hard as yours

[@GippyHappy]

I really wish I could have seen the look in his eyes when he realized what he said.

[@wartrix6046]

Jarvis: I've been sick lately The internet: *Coronavirus*

[@magnuspeacock5857]

Its the only conclusion that fits the evidence

[@pizzatime7433]

I'm sick and tired of everybody talking about the coronavirus

[@Mel-lb3zo]

@@pizzatime7433 yh it's just people are scared as an increasly amount of people are dying and we don't even really know bow but yh I get what u mean its like everywhere u go its there and u can't even cough in public without some dirty looks

[@ilonachan]

I'll be honest. You might have Corona. It most likely doesn't matter. Seriously, do people ever make this much fuss over the annual flu outbreak? How is Corona so different?

[@user-nc1cc6ln1g]

@@ilonachan it could kill you?

[@ayelmao1231]

There’s no fucking way you found a “The Room” Love is Blind quote that relates to your joke about Mark that’s A1 research

[@ducktelepathy8352]

Jessica is immature for sure, but I have some empathy for her situation. I dated a guy for over a year when I wasn’t physically attracted to him. Every time I tried to talk to him about it, he would gaslight me or swear that with enough time I would become attracted to him. He had been my close friend for years, and out of guilt and manipulation I stayed in a relationship that was toxic and ultimately grew abusive. Mark seems just as immature and manipulative and in a way I can really feel for Jessica.

[@kateemma22]

They looked at Married at First Sight and went ‘how can I make it worse?’ Obviously by adding Nick Lachey.

[@chocofloofer126]

kateemma22 I’m glad somebody mentioned that show- I thought I was the only one thinking about it

[@chelsearoodzant]

Obviously

[@MadeleineDixon]

Amber and Barnett's inevitable child custody battle is gonna be so nasty they end up on Dr Phil

[@popnaty8685]

he got with her for purely her looks, he himself said '' the last person I see that day its my new bae'' so its only gonna last until he finds someone more attractive than her and more exciting ..which he will because her personality sucks ass

[@ellapowell3437]

@@popnaty8685 I really didn't like Barnett until we saw his real life and he was like, financially stable and spoke to his family regularly and then I was like oh god Barnett run

[@OrigamiMoons]

Madeleine Dixon they actually have a season reunion about a year later and they are still married and doing fine apparently lmfao.

[@popnaty8685]

@@OrigamiMoonsone year and a half is nothing for a marriage ...lets see how theyre doing in 7 years if they are still together that's when aging starts to happen , her tits will go to the ground, skin sag and boredom in the bedroom ..I feel their relationship is very shallow mostly based on sex and lust

[@AT-vl4ds]

Pop Naty You do realize that he didn’t see her at all before proposing right? Like looks literally could not have played a role lmao

[@kittee6409]

"This wouldn't stand up to peer review. The scientific method is quaking" NEEDS to be a sound clip.

[@sydneywilliams4796]

Ok but Cam and Lauren are freakin adorable. And still together two+ years later

[@kathryneaston8440]

"I'm obviously nick lachey" bruh I have no idea who you are

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

Nicky boy doesn’t get that he hasn’t been talked about since 2001. Nobody under the age of like 25 has any idea who tf he is.

[@AlexisJoy006]

@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access I'm wheezing because I was just dragging Nick for that exact reason.

[@oceansethereal]

he was in a boy band but i forgot which one. nsync??

[@exittierone]

@@oceansethereal 98 Degrees, Jarvis says it in the video

[@quinsrevenge]

@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access ik him but hes like irrelevant now

[@cozycasasmr4510]

Are we not going to talk about how Jess literally gave her dog red wine

[@Thehunniehole]

cozy cas FROM HER OWN GLASS

[@LanaAndJen]

Diana that she continued to drink from!!

[@Anna133199]

She did WHAT?! 😨

[@lillyflower3415]

... Don't grapes, like, kill dogs?

[@neenz8113]

Not to mention how she interrupted her serious conversation to say “she loves wine” while doing so 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[@laurieAK]

If anyone ever said to me “I am your gift,” relationship over.

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

“Do you think people can have a healthy marriage after knowing each other for a week and thru a f*cking game show?” Me: 23:14

[@averyeml]

"Clearly these are our marriage experts." I mean, yeah, Obviously Nick Lachey is so good at it he did it twice

[@stephengrigg5988]

1k+ likes with no comments is amazing. I'll break it... Lol yea

[@userrr2122]

@@stephengrigg5988 how dare you break it

[@ghostisnotaghost8873]

@@cctproductions6976 what the hell?!?!

[@ghostisnotaghost8873]

@@cctproductions6976 whyY

[@userrr2122]

@@cctproductions6976 lmao ahhahaha

[@ezgihamamci4953]

I dont know why but "I'm obviously nick lachey" makes me laugh so much

[@gabrielaharries8149]

i wish everyone would introduce themselves like that lmao

[@Shizzy5321]

I'm obviously Brian Sear

[@isam-c17]

I'm obviously the fly that's in your kitchen

[@hankschraderbrother-in-law3775]

you’re not alone

[@dumbenbypride9151]

I’m obviously your uncle

[@sierrabergsgaard5314]

You need to talk about season 2

[@Rainy_Daiz.24]

tell me why Jessica sounds like Mindy Kahling in the office

[@r.m7114]

I think this "experiment" makes it less likely that you'd fall in love with someone you wouldn't typically consider physically attractive. Because if you meet a person, you don't find them physically attractive, and then you fall in love with their personality, you at the same time start to find their physical appearance beautiful. It's not like people who are with "ugly" people "look past" their appearance. No - they think they're beautiful, because they love them. But if you get to know someone like this, you don't get that chance for your brain to be like "hang on. that nose might be crooked, but it's really cute." or "wait a minute. i thought your smile was a bit off, but now it's my favourite thing about your face." That's one of the coolest things about humanity and human relationships, in my opinion. How we all (assuming we have our sight, but this can happen with voices, etc, too, but that's not as relevant to this show) can find someone unattractive, or average, but then we get to know them, and little by little, we're like "Oh my god, you're the most attractive person I've ever met wtf."

[@rend7979]

homosapien named sebastian best comment

[@ssharkbait]

That’s why when I was dating I tried to keep an open mind as much as possible. Even if I didn’t find someone all that attractive I didn’t let that stand in my way. Your soul mate could slip right by you cause you were hung up on having a type. My fiancé isn’t someone I would’ve seen myself with 10 years ago but because I let go of the idea of finding a person who physically ticked all or most of my boxes I found the love of my life. And the sad part is my fiancé is pretty attractive, even outside of what I think. But he wasn’t my idea of attractive some time ago. And your right the more I’m with him the more attractive he becomes to me.

[@Ledinn]

Wow this gave me hope of ever getting a romantical relationship. Thanks

[@evelynt9582]

i am? crying? this is beautiful and lowkey made me realize i'm in love with someone? thank you so much for sharing this fun fact hbdhgd

[@r.m7114]

@@evelynt9582 welcome lol good luck!

[@bdutremble]

Somehow, "I am obviously Nick Lachey," tells me all I needed to know about watching this show.

[@aliveslice]

My reaction: who?

[@pinkimietz3243]

@@aliveslice Lucky you 😄

[@tranquilrabies]

@@aliveslice He's obviously Nick Lachey! The guy from... stuff!

[@Duhbella]

It truely does

[@rlrntr]

I have literally fallen for people over the internet without them ever having shown their face. love is blind aint shit smh 🙄🤚

[@axolotlchaos2318]

"The Scientific Method is quaking" I CAN'T-

[@cozycasasmr4510]

Carlton should honestly be ashamed of how he acted on this show

[@Sunny-lt1zl]

cozy cas so should Jessica and Gina

[@ami8713]

He was

[@broscience1108]

He is a textbook narcissist.

[@ty-so1fp]

Preach

[@AD-wg8ik]

Only thing he did wrong was call Diamond a bitch. He was not wrong in waiting until he was comfortable to reveal his sexuality. Tbh he didn't have to say anything to begin with.

[@annabellekimura8303]

If a guy unironically told me “I’m your gift” I would laugh in his face. But I’m also the most unromantic person alive 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@imanipatrice9492]

Annabelle Kimura SAME!😭I HATE romance with a passion

[@oonmm]

Please marry me, I won't ever make you feel uncomfortable babe!

[@liagem2087]

Im really romantic and i would still laugh haha its just a bit much you gotta keep it sweet but real 0-0

[@emyf9194]

Lol same girl.. anniversaries = dont care. Birthdays = dont care. You're just getting closer to death. Valentines day = What's that?

[@noiz1762]

@@emyf9194 so you're 15

[@pegs-ies]

1. Yes big age gaps are extremely bad, you'll never fully be on the same page and it's kinda creepy, but considering it's either 10 years with an emotionally stable, accepting man, or 7 years with a guy who's with someone else, and thinks of you as a last resort, I don't get her hold up! 2. Amber gives me big grade 8 me energy, where because they're deemed as unthreatening she's overaggressive to compensates, but she also has a hint of pick me girl in there! What a great recipe, obviously a completely healthy person who isn't changing themselves to meet an imaginary standard.

[@caffeinatedkatie4696]

Lol whenever I take my first sip of coffee, I quote Jessica and sigh and say "I needed that" just because being addicted to coffee is socially acceptable 👍

[@trashjmf2324]

8:32 did she... did she just give wine to a dog??

[@PoppyCorn144]

@trashjmf I’ve not even watched this vid and I know exactly what you’re talking about - and yes she gave her effing dog wine!

[@malachitemtz]

She’s clearly an alcoholic. Literally every scene of her she’s drinking.

[@pinkimietz3243]

NO! Electric chair! I mean it!

[@Kohana07]

@trashjmf not only did she give that poor dog wine we also see the close captures of her saying “she loves it” 🙃

[@PoppyCorn144]

@Malachite MTZ and the glasses are huge - like pour the whole bottle in *huge*. That night she was ragging on Barrett she was slurring as well 😕

[@aliveslice]

I mean the fact that they're all conventionally attractive makes everything irrelevant... Although that's not important since the premise is just terrible

[@laurathedad]

mental yeah put my ugly ass on the show and see what happens

[@ayekantspeylgud]

mental - and that it’s rushed to where you can’t really learn a person’s personality. I mean think about it. In the real world, you might be on a 2nd date by the time they’re supposed to be marrying?

[@MadeleineDixon]

Well, Mark was short. A short king, but short, and that's a deal breaker for a lot of women unfortunately. And ehh...there was one or two that were...goofy lookin.

[@aliveslice]

@@MadeleineDixon yeah the show should be: "would you marry a short guy if you "bonded" over three dates without seeing each other?" But it just doesn't roll off the tongue

[@peppercmg6012]

@@aliveslice Might depend as well if hes short in other ways too lol

[@Drowninginantimatter]

Ngl Damian wearing the bow is actually really sweet.

[@louisBrother1988]

2:35, that isn't true. In Denmark, we have this show too, just better. The first episode was from 2013 and it's called "Gift ved første blik", which translates to "Married at first glance".

[@CelestialScripts]

"The show isn't called love is swift." *Taylor wants to know your location.*

[@xPrincessxPeachxLove]

*As does Phil to Flex Seal these marriages*

[@autobothilt7864]

Taylor's his daughter

[@stanstanstan2597]

The Grammar Lord GUY’S GOT AN ARTERY GOIN’? *FLEX TAPE*

[@PhoebeHB]

Not sure why everyone's been freaking out about Love is Blind when Married at First Sight has existed for years and on that they don't let the couples see each other until they're literally walking down the aisle

[@spacemountainvanity]

I keep seeing that show pop up in the comments. It sounds wild

[@coffeekissesxoxo6009]

Same and i'm in the uk. Never seen an episode.

[@lrose1310]

Its alright, but the drama that ensues from people trying to pick their partners is great.

[@julihuman]

i heard its the same producers too

[@avilik13]

@@julihuman it is. Produced by the same company.

[@catwetterau8273]

Jarvis’ laugh never fails to make me feel better. I was visiting my great grandmother today and she’s slowing down and is in hospice care and watching his videos made me happier

[@moneekak8285]

I hope you and your grandmother are ok! :-)

[@aguyfromnz537]

“I’m obviously Nick Lachey” Me: who?

[@noro329]

Weird how everyone is conventionally attractive

[@meikaaa9042]

all of these shows usually feature attractive ppl.

[@ubt__________]

🧖🏻‍♂️

[@ubt__________]

👁👅👁

[@ubt__________]

🖕👀

[@ubt__________]

😿😾👏🏻👏🏻

[@evs8557]

You’d think that by 34 a woman wouldn’t be naive enough to say things like “i will never form another connection like this”. She makes it seem as if the maturity gap is a factor when in reality she portrays herself to be as mature as a 16 year old girl in her first relationship.

[@rainey-lemon]

6:22 By the way, what he says here sounds more related to pansexuality, but I don't know what he actually identifies as, so idk. i just thought it would be important to clarify. 💓💛💙

[@katiestott1449]

I got roped into watching this show during a bachelorette weekend last year, and the other two girls watching it with me (including the bride) took it incredibly seriously and even cried. I felt like I was in the twilight zone because I did not find one romantic thing about the premise at all. I started wondering if there was something wrong with me like I was some kind of unromantic curmudgeon, because I found it absurd and only absurd. Sometimes I like getting invested in trash reality TV, but I couldn't suspend my disbelief for even one second watching this. It's melodramatic but not in a fun way -- in an exhausting way.

[@brigham9812]

This show is a disease, my mom screams and cheers to this show like it's a live concert. My sanity is falling apart

[@cwgodzilla]

Brig haM i feel you. My gf binged it last weekend and I was losing my mind.

[@strudel3200]

It's so bad that it's good, it's not the worst but whatever, I only like 3 people on the show lol

[@leanneyazbek2203]

Janet Reno you know he/she can be a teenager right? 😂

[@brigham9812]

@Janet Reno shut up janet I'm in highschool

[@isaacisis5876]

lolli pop Everyone know that teenagers are just a myth!

[@reveyjones9696]

"Two trains are approaching each other one from Chicago and one from New York and our kid is 15 and your parents are 100...How many apples do I have in my pocket?" LOL

[@candidlyopinionated19]

This just gave me flashbacks

[@abstrakt8709]

Lololol 😂

[@asdjklsadj]

lmfao I died when he said that

[@maxvos2075]

we have a show in Australia called married at first sight and it's exactly like this 😂 with genuine fake psychologists who muse about the most obvious, surface-level emotions that the contestants display. it's so contrived it's amazing

[@MM-ux7kp]

19:10 and THAT

[@A2Z2]

“I AM YOUR GIFT” cracked me up more than it should have

[@queenfalcon_101]

Todoroki 😏👌

[@Tabbyomwenga]

Bruh😂😂😂

[@majordonut4022]

He just casually walks up to the glass and just yells *I AM YOUR GIFT!!!!*

[@teaspoonsofpeanutbutter6425]

Because different, unusual people wouldn't all be attracted to each other, bog standard slim, long haired, make upped women in bikinis and crew cut, buff, clean cut guys will always be attracted to each other. I don't watch any of this trash but I like guys with long dark hair, quirky, smiley, piercings,dreads..mike patton circa 1990, with interest in alien abduction, war tactics,tree varieties etc - that would NEVER feature on shows like this! They have to be the most generic of generic to take interest in each other.

[@josie3221]

@@teaspoonsofpeanutbutter6425 i’m sorry but this comment is so obnoxious

[@Shady-up5cz]

Reality love shows: exist Jarvis: 😤😤

[@strudel3200]

😤👊

[@RoseRose-fc1sr]

“Aww man I need to make another video”

[@jeffloser314]

Rose Rose good

[@aliveslice]

I'd rather watch an hour of Jarvis roasting these shows than a minute of the original.

[@zacscarpa8744]

i like your pfp

[@dimensionalremi]

cameron and lauren are still together and i think that's adorable