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[@ASeed17]

“Dick Clown” is probably the most frightening combination of two words that can be strung together.

[@iCarus_A]

What about "Dick Clowns"

[@deereye87]

How about “Dicks Clown”

[@asapling]

Dick's sporting goods

[@cxstellation]

Richard P. Clownington

[@zarrg5611]

staples

[@Enraged.]

“Let me be frank,” No. You can only be Jarvis.

[@lvbboi9]

Now let me be clear *slowly fades out*

[@emptytrashcan33]

Allow me to be frank, jojo

[@kibbletibbleyt]

oh shid is that matt doe

[@ilovecorpseparty8930]

Enraged Human I want to be steve

[@yeethittter1285]

"Let me be real with you for a sec-" _"No Peter, you're just a figment of my imagination. The accident was 6 months ago. I've finally learnt to accept that you're gone. Get out of here."_

[@strawburrymilk195]

“Ah, a racist!” And “Ah, a sexist!” Has amazing energy

[@calebmartinez9350]

No replies yet?

[@Evie_Vernon]

@@calebmartinez9350 well there is now

[@cctproductions6976]

Ah, a hamster!

[@cctproductions6976]

Mama 😂

[@lecherouslibrarian9924]

@@cctproductions6976 just killed a man.

[@pinkeysherbet7249]

As the child of a teacher I can confirm that bringing a change of shoes is a thing many teachers actually do and it's part of teacher culture

[@che3se1495]

I feel like that's kinda obvious 😅 children are messy, spare clothes seem like an obvious requirement...

[@jennabeth6851]

Yep. Always had spare shoes in the staff room for myself.

[@che3se1495]

@Panther Shadowstrike I'll bet that reason is some kids wanted their parents to buy them new shoes but they, "already had a pair."

[@ghostisnotaghost8873]

@Panther Shadowstrike dude same. shoes and gloves. (the occasional sandwich)

[@stannosaurus]

@Panther Shadowstrike Ours was filled with winter coats and jackets. Some kids clearly went home cold.

[@ShallowVA]

“Dick Clown didn’t ask for this” is the single most bizarre phrase I have ever heard.

[@systmofadownaj]

dick clowns bizzare adventure

[@bugsinmyuggs]

@@systmofadownaj *OH MY GAHHD*

[@ghosydt9290]

On Jah this is, korega requiem da

[@dewannabe8845]

On Jah Bakana?!!

[@sahararaptor7600]

It's damn clown

[@jennysomething3666]

Those comics is basically when I imagine myself winning a fake argument in the shower.

[@peter-peterpumpkineater4982]

Oh yeah, when someone earlier that day did something to mildly inconvenience me and I'm just like "I should have done ... and I would have said ... and they'd answer stupidly and say ... and then I'd own them by saying ...!"

[@skarr4485]

@@peter-peterpumpkineater4982 sorry bro but that explanation was unnecessary as we already know what they're talking about

[@i-man872]

@@skarr4485 ok.

[@basementdwellercosplay]

Except that has a sense of joy with it

[@marmar6_688]

The likes are 666

[@lellow19]

"Ride the velcro wall" sounds like a euphemism for something lol

[@princey9056]

Euphemism for lesbian sexy times

[@koldgold9733]

Cute cat btw

[@spookiestking9353]

Glad I wasn't the only person who thought that ahaha

[@hxneybeeceoofroseschannel1670]

@@princey9056 bye 💀

[@youtubechicken120]

Why are you so right

[@raysmith6731]

These comics are basically if Dhar Mann decided to go into literature

[@lecherouslibrarian9924]

That's pretty accurate.

[@ceroders103]

Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, and Dhar Mann

[@numburger]

Mom made fun of a damn clown Instantly regretted it

[@sirderpymister4883]

Sorry for the late-ass reply, but it's Dhar Mannga

[@GoodKidmAAdLizard]

dharmanneo and juliet

[@sarahabc4557]

Tbh, I asked one of my American friend if she travelled outside the US and she said “yes, I went to Hawaii for my honeymoon” so Yeah

[@SD_FANZ209]

🤣...

[@ashleyh836]

I guess you Could argue that Hawaii is outside mainland US buuuut...still...

[@krystalb661]

SandyScissors98 some people don’t consider Hawaii and Alaska to be US states because of a bunch of factors, that may have been what they meant

[@Adelaide938]

Krystal B what factors? How is this up for debate? It’s on state maps, but hey have stars on the flag, they get to vote. It’s not something you can agree or disagree with. They are part of the US. That’s just a fact.

[@krystalb661]

Tori Miguel they accept that it’s a state but don’t believe it should be. It’s not like they don’t know that it isn’t, it’s just that they don’t believe it should be. Firstly, Hawaii was its own independent nation and many argue that because of military occupations it still should be. And secondly, many people disagree with the actions that led Hawaii to be annexed by the US. John Green is actually one of the people who deny the legality of Hawaii being a state. As for Alaska, this tends to be more of forgetfulness because Alaska is so separated and US culture/society doesn’t affect them as heavily. This is why you’ll see people say “Hawaiians and Alaskans” rather than American sometimes.

[@Watoosi13]

If you’re an adult working at an elementary school you should always have a second pair of shoes. Especially lower grades where literal shit can happen.

[@Not._here..]

My brother works at a daycare and one time he was putting a kid down and the kid slid against his leg and shit just smeared allllllll down his leg. BUT GOOD THING HE HAD A CHANGE OF PANTS!

[@agitatedbeetle3068]

@@amorettaslove Rabies

[@alqualonde2998]

@@Not._here.. putting down a kid ... İ totally got it as the act of lowering a kid down...

[@Wren796]

@@alqualonde2998 TOTALLY same

[@oscarhess1376]

One time in kindergarten I threw up on my teacher

[@ashtheintroverted7204]

Him calling racism, sexism, and homophobia the trifecta was the highlight of the video for me lmfao

[@wrenmackenzie-fraser8656]

But they were all of them deceived, for another predigest was made.....Transphobia

[@karlovisttimes8271]

@@wrenmackenzie-fraser8656 its in the centre

[@gwencere9383]

@@karlovisttimes8271 Honestly? You're onto something there

[@JKJK-xf9ou]

The three Ts of shared stupidity, Twitter, tiktok and tumblr

[@almondcatlady1342]

“Caught red handed” No, no, no Jarvis Caught dolphin backed

[@farateq]

silly jarvis

[@samthegarbageman2876]

@Miwi Pie what a silly dolphin

[@StupidlyScarlett]

Caught green landed

[@illegallyapollo1637]

No, no, no, caught tattoo-buttoxed

[@brokenpayphone]

Ladies and gentlemen. We got im. (Blasts that vibeworthy tune)

[@dfbrethy2368]

Jarvis don’t put that beard on your face! It could be related to gangs or drugs like marijuana

[@charlespustejovsky7187]

It could be a gun!

[@bumble9511]

It could be a knife

[@annulizbeth]

It could make Karens sacrifice your body to the manager.

[@justsomecroissantwithinter6782]

420 LIKES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@rakew9231]

I would like your comment but I want to keep it at 420

[@bruhdabones]

“This website is from... 2013” “Actually this story is from 2011” _narrator_ *he was not always right*

[@i.a.nfamily5828]

but he was not always wrong

[@bruhdabones]

Mini Bandit lol

[@piranhasz427]

This comment is so gold

[@thewingeddeer9946]

Not trying to nitpick man, but the chunk you removed from the first quote is kinda important. He said "at least', implying that he was unsure and could confirm a year that it was operating but not the year it was made. Funny joke, though.

[@hamimseam2591]

uso de aru

[@BimboBee]

"why is it always the man in the wrong in your comics" How many Karen posts did we see prior to that comment

[@bek2026]

I think he meant the tech support comics

[@DespOIcito]

@Awesome Dude I imagine he would've included one if that were true

[@Sodiumitis]

Pretty sure the point is supposed to be that whenever there's a significant male character, they're the antagonist. In other words, the protagonist is never male.

[@cervelmola]

@@Sodiumitis the last one he showed and probably many more have male protagonist. The comment is probably just your usual if men arent always right and im a men this comic is somehow sexist to me!

[@natlrd695]

The homophobic is so plausible. reminds me of the call I had a literally a week ago at the store I work at. We have different departments but for the most part we answer anything. I answer and the man asks for “the guitar guy”. I told him we don’t have anyone in specifically for guitars and said something along the lines of “but I could be your guitar guy, how can I help you?” For some reason that set him on a weird transphobic/sexist rant saying I couldn’t be a guitar guy and I sound like a woman and how he is tired of women wanting to be men and vice versa. I put him on hold and called my boss over because he was closest to me and said “some douche on line 1 for you” and walked away. All that for the word “guy”

[@pieflower6419]

And they call us snowflakes...

[@saspitite]

@@pieflower6419 exactly, like how are these people gonna call us sensitive when they have meltdowns every time they even THINK about a trans person??

[@emmanuel8538]

Web comics are like the comedians on vine. Some are funny, some are annoying and some are just fake

[@xariahoward3899]

U r right

[@georgianaharris4865]

rip😔

[@actualgarbage8549]

@@xariahoward3899 and tryhards too

[@alison4051]

And some are mspa

[@richardjohnson8294]

Wow just like the rest of the human race

[@yvvonevon7834]

The way Jarvis talks sounds like he begins his sentences without knowing how they would end but is surprisingly content with how it came out.

[@non-corporealentity67]

yes, i never noticed that but that’s exactly how he sounds

[@Aculnai]

Ever since he’s got braces he’s sounded like that

[@noragardner4072]

I do that all the time. It doesn't end that well for me

[@Eranrenrae]

That's an oddly specific way of describing the way I talk

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

I love it

[@Moonorchidwolf]

I used to browse Not Always Right occasionally and even posted once; let me tell you, the editors really love to change your story. They seem to add in these "everyone clapped" moments or inflammatory details that will get the story more attention. It makes the stories more interesting I suppose, but I would rather the unedited versions. Every now and again you see the authors complaining about the changes in the comments. It's wild.

[@wrcaiowr]

To be honest, when I worked at tech support all of my female co-workers had the "transfer me to a tech support" at least once a day while it only happened with me once in 2 years, and there were actually some cases of people (not only men, but the majority was men) asked to be transfered to a male tech support.

[@introvertedgal2427]

Honestly, I've seen someone post about someone's"weed flag" saying, 'we get it, you smoke weed.' PLOT TWIST: It was a Canadian flag. So yeah, people can be that stupid.

[@fionatastic0.070]

Your point still stands but I think that one was a joke

[@FiSH-iSH]

its funny because theres actually a place with a weed flag

[@moved.6963]

Canadians are too nice to have a weed flag

[@-brianflix-6292]

Frittelle except for that THEY DO, IT’S WEEEEED!! A

[@amtrakfan9125]

@@FiSH-iSH Yes, it is Kanepi, Estonia

[@emmarussell8298]

I’m still earlier than Doofenshmirtz’s parents to his own birth

[@waluigi7331]

Oof

[@kateadams3859]

@@waluigi7331 no, doof

[@salemwitchtrials8698]

@@kateadams3859 bruh

[@salemwitchtrials8698]

@@kateadams3859 I finna doof your oof, then doof your oof >:c

[@ziawhite1740]

They both failed to show up press F to pay respects

[@angiel516]

I remember reading that exact “ivy tattoo” transcript on ifunny back in 2012 lmao

[@iguanawithinternetaccess930]

ifunny more like iivytattoo

[@viemarirunoa]

@@iguanawithinternetaccess930 More like NOTfunny haha

[@Sadie-rai]

@@viemarirunoa Ouch

[@foodafen7406]

More like ihavenofriends

[@sambulleit6191]

Ngl "can you move the satellite" sounds exactly like a question I'd get from one of my customers when I worked in tech retail. As does a dude freaking out over the term "male-to-male". You'd be very surprised.

[@leelubell9080]

Reminds me of when I worked at a beach and people would ask me to make the sand cooler

[@buggsy6967]

As someone who worked in retail, I firmly believe that some people are actually this stupid. Yes, these sound ridiculous. But these kind of situations actually do happen

[@vajytte]

damn,,i feel bad for u😔😔

[@nedjustned6796]

harumaki your name!!! I know that :0000

[@vajytte]

@@nedjustned6796 as in the food or as in the character ?

[@alienareaftytwo3278]

I've had a customer that told me fish don't have bones and whether ours had thorns or not then proceeded to show a fish skeleton, so yes a some of these are plausible to me.

[@AmyStrobovski]

@@vajytte *insert Kaito saying Makiroll here*

[@stebyy]

what child over the age of 5 doesn’t know what a tattoo is ? like did all these kids never get any temporary tattoos or have parents with tattoos ?

[@hannahfanning9585]

Apparently every single child that went to the school that woman worked as was mormon

[@hannahb2306]

I have a fairly prominent tattoo on my arm and no children have ever commented on it except to say “oh, cool” and carried on with their lives, no kid who’s been raised outside a bubble is going to be shocked by a tattoo

[@daisydupe8971]

My aunt always hid hers but I knew what it was 😑

[@AmazingAutist]

Helicopter parents, Rapunzel children.

[@shashachuu]

Both of my parents have tattoos and my dad has A LOT of them. It's also a big part of our culture, most of the men in my family have them and the older women too. There's nothing shocking or weird about people with tattoos. They're just like everyone else but they carry pieces of art on their bodies that often hold dear meaning to that person. Tattoos tell great stories and shouldn't be looked down upon. Also sorry if anything seems a bit off i'm still learning english!

[@iainronald4217]

I've had a lot of weird/bad customers in my life, mostly in small towns, but there's one story that stands out. I was working at Walmart putting out picks when this thin older white lady with glasses came up to me. She wanted to know where the plain Ruffle chips were, so I took her to the place where all of the Pepsico-owned chips sat. She stated that she needed 1 normal sized bag of plain Ruffles. We had regular sized bags of the bacon & ranch flavour, a dill pickle one, and buffalo wings, but no plain Ruffles. Always trying to turn no's into maybes, I pointed out the 6 pack of snack-sized bags of regular Ruffles, she was not having it. That's when out of the corner of my eyes I spotted a party size bag; That was a bag that was 1.5x the size of a normal bag. I picked it up and said, "Here's something!" I thought I'd found the perfect substitution, I was getting ready to pat myself on the back then, the woman clutched her purse in a sort of self-hug, she angrily exhaled and squeaked "I'M NOT ALLOWED TO BUY THAT! I'm not having a party!" I calmly said "No, no, it's not exclusively for parties, it's just 1.5 times the size of a normal bag...." and she stormed off, assuring me that my manager will hear about this. What did this woman think would happen? Are the secret police gonna knock down her door and demand proof that she's having a party?

[@thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles]

"Hawaii is in America." Queen Liliuokalani: *are you sure about that?*

[@Mr.Tw1sty]

America: *YES*

[@idkwhatimdoing9516]

@@Mr.Tw1sty we will pressure you until you become a part of our nation

[@Mr.Tw1sty]

@@idkwhatimdoing9516 amerikan

[@b-chroniumproductions3177]

@@Mr.Tw1sty America: *NO?* Sanford Dole: *YES!* America: *Ok, YES!*

[@melpomegranate]

I've literally had the "You can't be tech support, you're a woman" conversation before. There are unfortunately people like that.

[@alexanderjones84]

Bro you shoudl watch famly guy funne monemt 5!!! Its so epic partyrockers!!!

[@AllyGatorAnimator]

It's one of the few fields where it's so blatant and shrugged off too. I guess because people have that stereotypical tech support image so ingrained into their mind (even some people within the field have that view too, though I don't know how common that is). While it only happened to me maybe once or twice (I worked in a company where everybody knew who I was and was lovely, it was usually visitors or outside callers who would be like this), I have stories like this from my buddies and the few times it did happen to me were almost cartoonish (such as when somebody asked me when tech support was coming...when I'd announced that I was there and was half-way through repairing the computer; that was a good one).

[@doodledevore4374]

@@AllyGatorAnimator Huh.

[@anneliesew4853]

Anyone that’s sexist in any way is basically just a colossal dumbass 😂

[@AngelaMihai]

Yes.. me too :|

[@CinnamonPupper]

There is honestly people who think New Mexico is a part of Mexico.

[@gamerman8563]

Yup

[@r0b0b0t8]

oh god

[@bippolhdt4730]

Sometimes, I forget Alaska is part of America

[@fredericksaxton9782]

@@bippolhdt4730 Wait, it is??

[@mcdonalds452]

People refer to the Japanese Language as “Asian”

[@jacksy3693]

I just saw True Stories advertising a video called, "My Son Is A Simp." TF

[@jinxkitty3122]

Oh no, been caught 'dolphin backed'-

[@GA_131]

👁👄👁 Wha-

[@nigeldixon5153]

Your gonna have to pull a Old-yeller on him.

[@slushiie9674]

"some of my favorite stories are fictional stories, like, uh,,, hamilton," *who's gonna tell him*

[@royalblanket]

I'm pretty sure most of the musical isn't realistic at all tho

[@lecherouslibrarian9924]

@@royalblanket It's realistic, the timing is off but overall it's pretty realistic.

[@yourfavoritetransgender]

​@@royalblanketno, all of those musical numbers actually happened. Trust me, I was there

[@Renvi]

That Hawaii one is totally plausible though. Source: I was born and raised in Hawaii, and have worked in the tourism industry in Hawaii. I've met at least 2 dozen people who either, by conversing with them, realized they either 1. didn't know Hawaii is part of Ameica, 2. FORGOT Hawaii is part of America. Yes, we accept US dollars. Yes, we have wireless internet. No, you do not need your US passport to come here. No, we don't all know how to surf and do hula. Oh, no you’re right...yes, in fact we do communicate via coconut, how did you know!? And ok since you insist that you know better than me, a local, then I guess we do live in grass shacks. Sure. When people come to Hawaii, they just turn off their brains as soon as they land, I swear...

[@James-fw5ew]

I needed my passport to get to Hawaii

[@Renvi]

James ok, person who either isn’t American, isn’t flying from America or doesn’t have proper identification besides a passport. Use that noggin, bro. Or do you turn off your brain when you’re commenting on KZbin, too?

[@chris_chris_dav]

@@James-fw5ew so you're probably not American if you need a passport

[@chris_chris_dav]

@@James-fw5ew well you wouldnt need a passport to get to Hawaii

[@James-fw5ew]

@@chris_chris_dav do you not think Americans need passport to arrive on an international flight without any hassles?

[@JTheCat]

Me when anything mildly inconvenient happens: "Dick clown didn't ask for this!"

[@JTheCat]

13:00 for my own and anyone else's reference

[@clarabailey9078]

heroes leave the time stamp

[@DarkShadic9632]

Richard Clown didn’t want this...

[@calowenby1654]

@DarkShadic9632 Robert Jester was not hoping for this!

[@JTheCat]

@@calowenby1654 tbh I still think about this quote but couldn't remember what video it was from. thank you

[@beanieguitarguy4070]

“They’re in Hawaii, which is located in the United States...” They probably shouldn’t be, though. We literally kidnapped their queen and then held her in the states to force them to become a state.

[@adrina6727]

Lagarto Verde Really only New Mexico? What about Arizona, California, and most of the western states. Not saying they should be given back or anything, but what about the other states

[@adrina6727]

Lagarto Verde I agree. if the us was to do that, why not all of it

[@blastingcows5024]

And there economy is a whole lot better than it would be without the U.S. Also the country in general (Hawaii) was a mess. These are a couple of points I want to stress. Cause you don’t here the facts a lot with the anti-American press. Without ‘Merica Hawaii would be a lot less.

[@333kiana]

@@blastingcows5024 I can't tell if your use of 'merica is as a joke or not but it's infuriating

[@333kiana]

@@blastingcows5024 and also just because Hawaii is doing better economy wise that doesn't justify kidnapping their queen or any of the other horrible things that probably happened

[@ShockedLogic]

"That'll be $20" "Do you take American money?" I know that several other countries also call their currency dollars, but this interaction is just so dumb.

[@AlbertFingernoodle959]

This is just r/entitledparents but comics

[@RoseRose-fc1sr]

r/entitledparents but all the bad stories worse

[@plebisMaximus]

and somehow even more fake.

[@camelliahyacinth5926]

This is just Reddit period

[@bruhdabones]

Coolio Julio combined with ActuallyHappened

[@SharkyPlaysGames]

The actual website isnt this bad, I've been reading it for years and most of the posts are plausible and sort of entertaining. The comics, not so much.

[@mrge1287]

Me: is about to put some food in my mouth Jarvis: It cOuld Be A GUn!!!! me: *looking down at the half-eaten gun in my hands*

[@nope-ve9ks]

Ou shti

[@echannel6162]

Be careful during lunchtime kiddos

[@RoseDraws300]

Every fucking time

[@Hollyclown]

That needs to be a movie plot twist.

[@michaelm8852]

Jill Valentine: "What is that? I think it's a gun." Another You-Tube: "You think it's a gun? Looks like a gun. It might be a gun!" Meanwhile... ASDFMovie: *Eats gun*

[@wendywebber6137]

As someone from New Mexico, the Hawaii one is totally plausible. I've been told that I speak English really well for a Mexican, asked if I had a green card, and had internet orders cancelled because "we don't ship internationally." And this is a pretty common experience. New Mexico magazine has a regular feature called "One of our 50 is Missing" about this. Some Americans really don't know that much about their country.

[@ronwerks]

"How do people not know Hawaii's a state" 2008 era Obama birtherists: Am I a joke to you?

[@jordanthejq12]

Um, yes.

[@mamamommy42]

I can't stop laughing at the matched pair of inflections for "oh, a racist" and "ah, a sexist!"

[@_y0inks581]

7:11 13:57

[@Nyktophobiac]

I absolutely hate the facial expressions in these

[@r0b0b0t8]

It's like 🥺 🥴 and 😀 combined

[@yolkyostritch1692]

👁💋👁

[@KillaSardinez5656]

@@yolkyostritch1692 why is this so funny

[@dakuten7883]

They could've at least splashed some quality comedy in to try to match those dramatic facial expressions

[@saradrawsstuff]

SAAAAME

[@user-cw3yc3yk3h]

“I have the local accent and cultural awareness” sounds like it could have been lifted directly from a cover letter I wrote for a firm in a different country when I was a freshman in college

[@AKbaby89]

I'm from Alaska, and I worked as the manager of a tourist shop for like 5 seasons, and I literally cannot even count all the people who asked if we accept American money. So many people literally thought Alaska was part of Canada Lots of those same people would also chase bear cubs trying to get photos

[@Sleve-McDichael]

Who are these people? They can't be American or Canadian.... or are they?

[@AKbaby89]

@@Sleve-McDichael most were from Texas actually.

[@kaikai52720]

For the Hawaii story, coming from someone who lives in Hawaii -you’d be surprised how stupid some people are. I can definitely see this happening.

[@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991]

Same. Well, I don’t live in Hawaii, but I’ve been and man there are some dumb families.

[@lolimsooedgy7809]

@@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 what do you mean by dumb fammilies

[@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991]

anime Lover Just really dumb families who forget that Hawaii is in America, they speak English, and... you know everything that American states have in common with other states.

[@lolimsooedgy7809]

@@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 tbh hoest i didnt really knwe hawaii was a state a thought it was an island im from philippines btw

[@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991]

anime Lover Well then, good for you. And, considering the amount of spelling and grammatical errors I’m going to end this here.

[@wool6418]

Not always right sounds like a Facebook mom group complaining about their kids.

[@legolover6619]

Gee moms caring about their kids. So horrible

[@geckoszn]

It sounds like an anti vax group “Vaccines ain’t always right!” “Ma’am this is a Wendy’s”

[@Sylrrha]

It was a play on "the customer is always right". And mostly written by teen-twenty year old people in customer service.

[@themandalorian9511]

Lego Lover Ehh, a lot of moms just parent the wrong way

[@chloes703]

I was your one thousandth like

[@melancholyqueenbee115]

Thanks Jarvis, I was Indeed eating a gun instead of my Doritos.

[@tentinybees]

as a former teacher with tattoos, the first part of the teacher story is super believable. kids love touching tattoos. the rest is for sure bullshit, never have I ever had anyone say anything remotely close to that in all my years of having tattoos lmao

[@insidejokesandeggyolks2624]

The name “not always right” comes from the phrase “the customer is always right”, which is why a lot of the stories are about complaining about customers.

[@yellobanana6456]

Ok.

[@danila.5181]

Ohhhh

[@violetneonfox]

ya originally the site was specifically for venting about dealing with shitty customers, it's been around for a long ass time lol

[@0.-.0]

I can't believe Jarvis didn't know this tbh

[@PrudencePours]

*me taking a huge bite of noodles* Jarvis: “DONT... put that food in your mouth” me: 👁👄👁

[@guneumbird1427]

IT COULD BE A GUN!

[@piretiris8223]

0______0

[@ehbepbepbepbepbep4756]

•_0

[@omnical6135]

Q____*

[@abbiecooper6652]

that happens to me toOoO 😳

[@si0bhanriley]

When he said “don’t put that food in your mouth”, I was about to eat an apple slice with a dead fly on it. Thanks, Jarvis!

[@brybrybry995]

Extra protein

[@Nerdgirl9853]

7:50 Spanish and Hawaiian aren't even related languages. Spanish is Indo-European with Arabic (Afro-Asiatic) Influence, and Hawaiian is Austronesian. So its not like confusing Spanish-Portugese, or Spanish-Aragonese, she is just next level ignorant. Just hears foreign language and thinks Spanish.

[@baintreachas]

i mean, i think it also has to do with the fact that "Aloha" and "Hola" happen to sound vaguely similar. still very ignorant, seeing as she literally travelled there, though

[@Kgw.tattoo]

The comics are cringey, but as someone who has worked in service for many years, I believe every single one of these narratives. In no way do they even feel far fetched to me.

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

I haven't even worked in service for years (less than a year, actually), and had probably most of these conversations. And yes, that includes the first one about the Internet.

[@vetreas366]

Had a dude calling in because he "didn't have Internet anymore" - spent half an hour troubleshooting before I came to understand that he'd accidentally deleted the Internet Explorer icon from the desktop. Admittedly he was a pretty old dude but it has been the one time in my life I had that conversation so, yeah, none of these scenarios are that outlandish. These people exist and they are among us...

[@hystericalAnarchy]

Yeah 100%! I’m from a small town and we have a large right-wing Population, and I used to work in the electronics department at Walmart which included the photo center. And of course we would have stock Walmart photos of families and people for examples and an old white lady literally almost called my manager on me because there was a black family in a calendar photo!!!!! I laugh about it now but I’m the moment I wanted to scream

[@cassidy8307]

Even the one where the worker hooked up a dvd player that had a porno disc in it?

[@xafilmbyx]

McCree who knows. A cashier tried to force my parents to buy porn at the convenience store so anything can happen.

[@maygreen5653]

“Don’t put that food in your mouth, it could be a gun” *jojo’s bizarre adventure intensifies*

[@Corn624]

May Green banana

[@nerdy_gurdy]

NANI?!

[@stars_shadow]

I, Giorno Giovanna totally did NOT do that.

[@orionliketheconstellation3003]

It reminded me of craphole from the trail to oregon

[@stewiefamilyguy]

oof polpo

[@raphtaliaquinn5693]

Jarvis: Let me be Frank Frank: Thank you Raycon for supporting this video

[@clairegb9837]

3:37 as someone who works with children, I have an explanation for why “it just feels like skin” isn’t weird! Kids can see tattoos as something like an injury or illness and explaining it beforehand helps them make the mental connection of tattoos not being something odd. Idk why they chose to have it be a foot tat tho.

[@ziu1163]

The Hawaii one is actually totally believable. I've had interactions with tourists like this.

[@sonjapersch6074]

Yeah, Jarvis is too naiv lol I've heard an American ask if they're still in the US - in the Dominican Republic! So I absolutely believe the Hawaii story

[@akalaSHO]

Me too. I've worked in Waikiki and I've had people ask me if they can pay with dollars

[@evepope6633]

@@sonjapersch6074 Alaskan here, I've had to explain that we don't use "Alaska money"

[@caylalynn5340]

@@evepope6633 yeah, you just pay in ice chips, right?

[@r.rhannaman6774]

@@sonjapersch6074 Right he several times claims oh, these people don't exist. I take it he never worked retail, restaurants, or hotels before. One of his points is that these comics are just to call out karens sticking it to them. Yeah, so. Its called not always right.

[@cambiata]

When people criticize these stories for being a little too congratulatory to the writers, I get that and agree. But then people are like, "no one would be THAT stupid!" and that's how I know the people who have never worked the service industry. Sorry man, people 100% are that stupid, pretty much constantly if you work for the public. (thank God I don't work with the public anymore)

[@funni_noises]

Yeah there are like 7 billion people there’s bound to be people this stupid or even more stupid then this

[@funni_noises]

People don’t have common sense that’s the problem

[@Windja69]

Well not constantly but it’s totally understandable that some people have about 1 brain cell

[@michealtaormina1561]

yeah but thats like saying that all of this group of people are bad

[@weaselly7650]

Can confirm. I don't even work in the service industry, but I live in a national park where tourists constantly come through. So often have I had to answer stupid questions. No, a town of 200 people doesn't have a grocery store. No, we don't have an oil change place either (well, we do; our own garages). People are so stupid.

[@LadySunami]

I frequent the Not Always Right website! They don’t all have “gotcha” endings, those are just the ones they seem to like turning into comics. The editing staff also often mess with the original submitter’s wording for some reason. (Sometimes the person who submitted the story will pop into the comments and say what was changed)

[@MegCazalet]

The site Not Always Right was for stories about retail workers and other people who deal with nightmare customers and clients. I used to read it about 12 years ago ago. It’s hit or miss but it has some good ones. There was a huge trend for this kind of stuff, with blogs and books like Waiter Rant and Retail Hell and Kitchen Confidential and tons of other profession-specific “exposés”, even fictional but heavily based on true stories, like the Devil Wears Prada and the Nanny Diaries, which rang VERY TRUE from my own experience! We know there are horrible entitled people in the world, and they all have to interact with service people, which inevitably makes for anecdotal gold! I think of it the precursor to the video compilations of “public freak outs” and “Karens”, from the days before everyone could record everything. I believe many of them are wish fulfillment, or exaggerated “l’esprit d’escalier” accounts based on a true event, but I believe many of them are also 100% true. Because the videos we see now show what’s possible, which is everything.

[@gamingguru2k6]

"Can I touch it?" "Sure, it just feels like skin." "FBI, OPEN UP!!!!"

[@xx_ratfucker321_xx2]

NO CONTEXT SOUNDS LIKE RAPE

[@TheNoobler]

@@xx_ratfucker321_xx2 Your allegations are fake because you're an IMPOSTER. Don't think you can fool the LAW buddy. (Lol, there were literally no allegations but I just wanted to joke about you being an imposter, good day.)

[@user-hj9kc5xp1c]

I'm sorry to dissapoint you, my teacher put the dvd in upside down because 'the other side was too scratched-' yes, she was serious--

[@DCNRS90YT]

I don't think that's how CDs work.

[@user-hj9kc5xp1c]

@@DCNRS90YT we all did my dear, we all did,, but that didn't stop her

[@generalsubs1359]

You went to an American school didn't you?

[@lauriestrode8522]

She just had that extra brain cell that day

[@jackisawesome3]

The movie at 20:17 is Star Trek: the Wrath of Khan. Its the scene where Kirk screams "KHAAAAAN"

[@Avistew]

Haven't been to Not Always Right in years! I did submit a story that got published back in 2009 or 2010. I used to work in a used bookstore and there were a lot of weird or annoying customer, but this one didn't seem to understand the principle of a bookstore that sold used books. He wanted books in a series but we didn't have one of the volumes. He asked when we'd have it. I explained we got books when people came in and sold them. He said he perfectly understood that, but wanted to know when someone would be in to sell their copy. It was definitely weirder than usual. We did have a program in place when you could let us know you wanted a specific book and we'd call if we got it, but he didn't even want to register for that so he just left. Anyway, I don't know about any of the other stories but from what I recall, my story was published exactly how I submitted it. Of course, users may submit anyone and embellish their stories. Nowadays I guess r/talesfromretail is the equivalent. I know the NotAlways websites had more versions (NotAlwaysRomantic, NotAlwaysRelated, stuff like that) but NotAlwaysRight was the original one, for stories of customers being idiots.

[@Avistew]

Answering my own post because it's already long enough and editing it would make it worse. I watched a bit more (now 10 minutes in) and you were complaining about the stories not being believable because people in Hawaii didn't know that Hawaii is a US state. It's not unrealistic, it absolutely happens. I'm originally from France (now a US citizen too) and when I worked at McDonald's in Paris there were so many people who were confused we didn't take dollars, and there was the one woman who asked why the other cashier (before I got called to the front because I spoke English) was speaking "Spanish". When I explained my coworker was speaking French she was confused and it eventually turned out she thought French people spoke English, but with a French accent, and had no idea French was a language. She was IN FRANCE. She had to have flown and heard all the messages play in French as well as English. She must have seen all the street signs in French. Surely she must have known. But nope. So yeah, the Hawaii thing sounds super believable to me. I do admire your faith in humanity though.

[@maxiacavazzi7632]

i know these stories have been ~embellished~ but as a person who works in retail, I think Jarvis underestimates the pure stupidity of the general public.

[@hadassehp443]

Yeah, Jarvis, hon, I don't think you realize how dumb the general population is :)

[@keelinmacken9552]

I know this is so old but yeah. The more people I interact with the stupider I realize they can be.

[@fernandaalarcon5474]

TRUE

[@aridiya7982]

O

[@Dontstopbelievingman]

I've been both the tech support and the idiot. Why is it easier to figure out other people's problems than your own?

[@persom7824]

Is that a flower on your shirt? That could be a drug!

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

Friendly.

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

Mushroom.

[@persom7824]

Is that a mushroom on your shirt? It could be friendly!

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

@@persom7824 oh my that was quick, lol. There's Two Friendly Mushrooms that I know of, and one of them is actually in a shirt.

[@persom7824]

Slug Repair Shop I need a friendly mushroom shirt

[@manologamerss5801]

10:50 If she doesnt care if her son´s the last one, why doesnt she just add him to the kids waiting? And why would you deny her, just warn her that time might run out before her son gets a ride. She shouldnt have said that like 2 pages in, thats the first thing she should have said.

[@largepoggers3907]

technically, the hawaiian karen was right when she said she flew in from America, as thats the name of the continent housing the USA

[@fly6538]

Well, in the English language, there are North America, South America, and the Americas. America is used to referr to the USA.

[@largepoggers3907]

@@fly6538 Right, but those all lie on the continent of America

[@Drowningindisappointment]

@@largepoggers3907 No. In English North America and South America are different Continents

[@largepoggers3907]

@@Drowningindisappointment But we are not talking about South America my friend. She flew in from the continent of America, to Hawaii.

[@Drowningindisappointment]

@@largepoggers3907 There is no American continent. There is North America and South America two different continents. No "America

[@redy_4863]

Lots kids are playing Fortnite and hopping on velcro walls during quarantine.

[@lvbboi9]

Im doing Both at the same time

[@_drumlocks9825]

LVBBoi amazing

[@_drumlocks9825]

LVBBoi lol

[@lvbboi9]

@@_drumlocks9825 Thank You

[@zakhawker344]

Riding fortnite*

[@NaudVanDalen]

The tech support lady was talking to the CEO of sexism.

[@samtheman123]

The CEO of hillbillies

[@anneliesew4853]

Careful now. I know plenty of hillbillies. And none of them are sexist. But that guy is indeed a hillbilly

[@mooplex4466]

Naud van Dalen The Co-ceo of racism was shot to death yesterday

[@giornogiovanna2008]

@@mooplex4466 ?

[@chiconapeacefulpath]

I did tech support for AOL back in the day. It was the woooooorst. Lol! I said, "okay, so let's close all windows." They said, "but it's nice outside." Omg and also, open your cdrom and they were like, "oh, you mean the drink holder?" Hahahaha!

[@stalewater481]

19:22 . your a metalhead? No no I'm a bass head 😌

[@MissTsuniko]

“Should I bleep “porn”?” *gets no ads on the video* I think that’s a yes

[@anneliesew4853]

Jarvis is just trying his best 🤷‍♀️

[@OsmSkylandersCheats]

I think the name “not always right” comes from the phrase “the customer is always right” and the stories are mostly complaining about customers

[@DeathnoteBB]

They’re not mostly, they’re exclusively. That is indeed the whole point of the website. They have other sections for different contexts, but those have different names.

[@user-wk6tp1og3l]

:o you made a inference i can never come up with a good comment lol

[@user-wk6tp1og3l]

@@DeathnoteBB the customers arent always right THE MONEY IS - Mr Krabs

[@iamathousandapples]

I remember this blog from the late 2000s. definitely read it back in the day

[@davitdavid7165]

How did i not figure this out?

[@carrotking123]

I don't know, customers can get pretty weird and demanding. A while back I was working as an online grocery picker for Walmart (like one of those people who pushes around a giant cart of baskets and does the shopping for the online orders). I'd been there for a couple months. A girl with the same job who'd been hired that week came over with an irate older lady in tow and said "Hey, she has a question, can you help her?" I figured she wanted to know the location of something or when something would be in stock. Turns out she had a a coupon for a free turkey, but there was a recall and it was close to Thanksgiving so we were out of stock of the brand on the coupon, so she wanted to know if she could get a free turkey of another brand. I have no idea why she thought a random teenager pulling stuff off shelves would know the answer to that. I directed her to the customer service desk, but she kept asking (3-4 times, I kept trying to walk away and she followed me) if I couldn't just help her myself. Uh, no, lady, this machine I'm holding literally just tells me what kind of crackers to take off the shelf next. I have no power over prices. I'm judged on my performance/pick rate (how many items I collect in an hour, no matter how many customers ask for help, the timer is still running) so please let me get back to work. So yeah, people are weirdly demanding of service industry people. Also, can you tell this story isn't fake, bc I didn't have a witty final remark, I didn't "own" her, the resolution is that eventually she walked off huffily and presumably found a manager to bother.

[@JMcAfreak]

Not gonna lie, I knew a few people who legitimately thought Hawai'i had its own currency system (Hawai'ian Dollars). The Hawaii Karen story sounds exactly like one of the people I know, lol.

[@katlusamv2436]

Me putting a jerky stick in my month. Jarvis "its a gun," Me "oh no, not again,"

[@lawlietmywife]

AGAIN?!

[@spectergum]

The banana became a gun Polpo

[@jamestaylor5417]

Kat Lu 's AMV how did you stick a stick of jerky in your month? Where the heck is your month??

[@switchblade.saints]

aGAIN?!??

[@viktorijazemaityte4203]

SpecterGum iS tHaT a JoJo ReFeReNcE

[@dorotheabell9155]

As someone who lives in new mexico, I absolutely believe the Hawaii story, I've had people visit and legit think they were in mexico, some people are just that stupid

[@rorrim0]

Is there much significant difference between new Mexico and Mexico when it comes to landscape? Or did they not see one American flag going through New Mexico?

[@levhdv2117]

rorrim0 they would have had to cross the border requiring them to show papers and possibly be searched

[@rorrim0]

@@levhdv2117 Never traveled through air, I assume they always do that.

[@ActuallyRocatex]

rorrim0 northern Mexico looks pretty close to Mose parts of new mexico

[@itslaurelynn]

As someone who worked in the hospitality industry in Hawaii, I can confirm there are people who don't know Hawaii is part of the US.

[@Styxintheriver]

As a best buy employee, the DVD scene is hilariously accurate. Had an older lady come in very very angry that her portable charger didn't work. She asked for a manager, yelled at him, demanded an email for corporate. Eventually while fidgeting with it I pressed the power button and it turned on. She raised hell and she didn't even turn it on.

[@elizabethsloan5537]

“That clown is my boss” is the most relatable part of that comic.

[@geckoszn]

These comics are formatted like a manga. “Oh? Karen? You’re approaching me? Instead of immediately getting the manager and asking for a refund?” “I can’t ask for the manager without getting closer.” “Oh ho! Then get as close as you like.”

[@dx.feelgood5825]

OH SHIT THEY ARE

[@Rex-golf_player810]

Bruh manga are comics lmao why are you surprised

[@geckoszn]

レックスRex idk it just seems more anime than a web toon comic about someone asking for the manager

[@yasssqueen2064]

Was that a........ uh

[@deereye87]

-wAS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

[@uncompetenttv9973]

"Most of these stories are about customer." Basically all of them are. Not Always Right is a parody of "The customer is always right" but yeah, at least half the stories are very self congratulatory.

[@evabloom702]

Yeah haha haven't thought about that website in years

[@theGhostWolfe]

They also have spin off sites for family, relationships, and so on.

[@sexybunnyxox]

I used to be obsessed with the website years ago and some of stories got so stupid. I still remember this one story where a girl was like “I worked at a book store and told off this bimbo who didn’t know who Harry Potter was! A hot guy with muscles told me how cool that was and he thought me looking like one of characters was sexy. Now he’s my husband!” Sure.

[@thesensur6214]

666 likes

[@kayzager4631]

@Bunny Yeah, they do have stories like that, but if you haven't read the epic of the Trash Room from that site, you are missing out. Really, just google "not always right trash room" and give it a read.

[@ManiManiPlays]

To be fair, it is AWESOME when you get to tell someone who's trying to be argumentative that you ARE the manager.

[@guidoguido2245]

I like how the weird thing about the tattoo story is that she has a tattoo and not that she lets the kids touch it.

[@redy_4863]

Jarvis, I can totally relate. Whenever I try to cut my quarantine beard, it whips out the glock! Help me!

[@jayhoen]

mine whips out a cock, I think something is wrong with mine

[@echannel6162]

Maybe what you ate got stuck in your beard. Jarvis did say it could be dangerous

[@passione2937]

@@jayhoen can u use Bites Za Dusto so that u can go back in time and rethink your comment

[@deereye87]

Redy Plays Your pfp is very very nice

[@kaitlynkelble7549]

“Cause who is getting a DVD player serviced in 2020?” No one because all of the stored are shut down

[@lawlietmywife]

oop-

[@deeznuts-rp2ms]

lol no they aren't, there are no closed stores where i live at least

[@user-bx4ti6ig3i]

@@f0rkk did you report it?

[@lylaleigh2464]

I lived in Alaska for awhile. People there genuinely didn’t know they were part of the US. I was asked what kind of money the us has. Smh

[@asphyxia9786]

Honestly these seem more like what people thought of reliving the argument in the shower later rather than the actual argument

[@Davgo02]

Don’t worry Jarvis, Hamilton is historical fiction, so you’re good.

[@junobuggieee]

Davgo02 it’s based off of true events

[@ripurutheman4082]

@@junobuggieee thus the term, "historical fiction"

[@luxuriouslofton5892]

@@junobuggieee That's...what historical fiction is..

[@lelbirdzzishyfish603]

As a Hamilton fan it annoys me when people act as if it’s historically accurate. It is to some extent but it isn’t supposed to be perfect.

[@chada4806]

Okay sooooooo.... (warning i drag on) After watching Lin Manuel Miranda's interview with the collegeboard (for APUSH review) I was genuinely surprised to see how much effort he put into preserving the historical accuracy, while also being forced to summarize 40 years of history in around 2 hours. Pretty much, Lin admitte that he took a few of creative/dramatic liberties but many of them seem to be an interpenetration of real events that have either no or no unbiased source. Also (iirc) historical fiction is when you have a fictionalized story take place in a non-fiction setting. For example, All Quiet on the Western Front is historical fiction (even though many parts of the book are based on Remarque's experiences) because the characters didn't exist. However, Hamilton can't really be considered a historical fiction because the characters in Hamilton, DID exist. Personally, I think of it as a more biographical piece of entertainment. Yes, dramatic liberties are taken but no, it isn't ENTIRELY inaccurate and can be an actual good place to develop an interest in history. ps. I'm not in APUSH yet, (I'm in AP euro) but I watched the interview because I am genuinely interested in theater and US history (why I'm taking APUSH next year) Sorry for the long-winded comment lmao. :p

[@HannerBananer28]

“People that don’t exist” oh I’m sure that they do exist somewhere out there...I’ve dealt with some seriously incompetent people

[@BrokenDollyBoy]

Same, my dad used to work tech support from home on Sunday and I remember hearing one dude asking "I'm taking a test and just finished a question, this tab popped up and I don't know whether to press proceed or exit" It was always fun listening to these people.

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

@@BrokenDollyBoy It's always funny when you get the "our IT tried this for hours and it doesn't work, must be your fault" conversation, then connect to their desktop and have it sorted out in five minutes.

[@cambiata]

I came back to rewatch this vid cause someone responded to an old comment I made. I wanted to add, from personal experience, the thing where some weirdy needs help with his internet but won't talk to a woman is a real thing that still happens. One time I literally had a guy YELL at me that he needed a man and wouldn't talk to me. I tried to explain that the only thing I could do is send him back to the queue to wait for another 30+ min since I had no means to transfer him to a direct person, and he wouldn't even hear me out, he just insisted, so back into the queue he went. More often, though, it was just a subtle attitude of "you probably don't know what you're talking about." Lord I am so glad I don't do phone IT anymore.

[@olivercharles2930]

wtf

[@artsyfartsy1998]

I mean, these comics seem like they're just for the people working in retail or with customers of any kind. You kind of need this sort of content to get through the days

[@jaded6530]

The “I need to talk to a man” actually happened to my mum! She was the manager and the only man high up was CEO

[@elisabethtuuling-askforema1940]

What happened?

[@daisy9858]

Jade D that happened to my mom too, the ceo of the company was the next employee above her and she was always getting asked to speak to him rather than her because she was a woman. Luckily her boss would always just hit them with “well what did she say? Ok, then that’s what you’re doing”

[@aliveslice]

"actually happened" huh? 😅 Jk it's not really unbelievable

[@sregmi2695]

Definitely not dead inside. They meant to say man

[@likestriangles1552]

@Definitely not dead inside. They just meant that the customer didn't want to speak to their mum because she was a woman, and instead wanted speak to someone with less authority just because they were a man.

[@katiedoodles]

I’m willing to bet nearly all these stories are stolen from reddit like r/prorevenge and r/entitledparents

[@YourMateMurph]

And r/talesfromretail or others like it

[@Leo-ws3bp]

And belong on r/thathappened

[@bruhdabones]

Katie Doodles at which point they are translated by google into Cantonese and then back into English for maximum readability

[@Plaincheerio755]

Everything is stolen from reddit. Welcome to 2020

[@Perceptionreflection]

Why don't you come ask us? There's an actual community onsite.

[@fukyomammason]

“Putting sound in my ears” is how I will refer to using headphones from now on.

[@gravitationalliquid7374]

I worked in tech support and we got A LOT of men calling in that would not allow a woman to help them

[@gogglespisano24]

When I worked at a bank, I cannot tell you how many times I heard "I want to talk to a man, sweetie". And the funny thing is, our department was staffed by all women, save for 1 guy who worked part time in the file room.

[@daftoptimist]

gogglespisano24 Home furnishings for four years, and at least once in those four years I’ve been asked to put a man on the phone. I didn’t own the guy or put him in his place, it was just an awkward, anxious, awful forty-five minute phone call.

[@deereye87]

I’ve never exactly heard that myself, but I’ve had it strongly implied that I wasn’t competent enough to do my job at a work/gardening supply store, as some customers would look for or chose a guy cashier for help instead of me. Jokes on them, those guys were just as dumb as me. I’ve also had multiple people (men and women) request or demand that I not lift things or help with anything physical, instead telling me to get a “strong boy” instead. Like... it’s 30 pounds, I think I can handle it, and the guys are all busy, I’m not going to hassle them.

[@omnical6135]

makes me really disappointed these people exist

[@connoromalley4004]

Jarvis is watching this like he was never blindfolded and dropped into hawaii.

[@michaelmorgan9033]

it happens to the best of us

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

Y'all need to have a talk?

[@AnomalousMats]

I was so scared when it happened to me because I only had American money at the time.

[@thesleepydot]

Anomalous this really caught me off guard 😂😂

[@BrokenDollyBoy]

I was worried I wouldn't get home but luckily a lot of people spoke English

[@oogleboogle8160]

I once talked to someone who didn’t know alaska was part of america... so, sadly, I can understand some lady not knowing about Hawaii being a part of the US...

[@cha0ticneutralbigs]

Reminder that most native Hawaiians consider Hawaii its own country not a state of America since it was forcibly taken from their monarchs

[@blueai5022]

Old comment, I know, but as one of those Hawaiians--thank you, friend!