Weirdly Preachy Instagram Comics

[@ASeed17]

“Dick Clown” is probably the most frightening combination of two words that can be strung together.

[@iCarus_A]

What about "Dick Clowns"

[@adeer87]

How about “Dicks Clown”

[@asapling]

Dick's sporting goods

[@cxstellation]

Richard P. Clownington

[@zarrg5611]

staples

[@strawburrymilk195]

“Ah, a racist!” And “Ah, a sexist!” Has amazing energy

[@chicanoproletarian]

No replies yet?

[@Evie_Vernon]

@@chicanoproletarian well there is now

[@cctproductions6976]

Ah, a hamster!

[@cctproductions6976]

Mama 😂

[@lecherouslibrarian9924]

@@cctproductions6976 just killed a man.

[@Enraged.]

“Let me be frank,” No. You can only be Jarvis.

[@lvbboi9]

Now let me be clear *slowly fades out*

[@Visceralx1]

Allow me to be frank, jojo

[@kibbletibbleyt]

oh shid is that matt doe

[@ilovecorpseparty8930]

Enraged Human I want to be steve

[@yeethittter1285]

"Let me be real with you for a sec-" _"No Peter, you're just a figment of my imagination. The accident was 6 months ago. I've finally learnt to accept that you're gone. Get out of here."_

[@pinkeysherbet7249]

As the child of a teacher I can confirm that bringing a change of shoes is a thing many teachers actually do and it's part of teacher culture

[@che3se1495]

I feel like that's kinda obvious 😅 children are messy, spare clothes seem like an obvious requirement...

[@jennabeth6851]

Yep. Always had spare shoes in the staff room for myself.

[@che3se1495]

@Panther Shadowstrike I'll bet that reason is some kids wanted their parents to buy them new shoes but they, "already had a pair."

[@ghostisnotaghost8873]

@Panther Shadowstrike dude same. shoes and gloves. (the occasional sandwich)

[@stannosaurus]

@Panther Shadowstrike Ours was filled with winter coats and jackets. Some kids clearly went home cold.

[@ShallowVA]

“Dick Clown didn’t ask for this” is the single most bizarre phrase I have ever heard.

[@systmofadownaj]

dick clowns bizzare adventure

[@bugsinmyuggs]

@@systmofadownaj *OH MY GAHHD*

[@ghosydt9290]

On Jah this is, korega requiem da

[@dewannabe8845]

On Jah Bakana?!!

[@sahararaptor7600]

It's damn clown

[@jennysomething3666]

Those comics is basically when I imagine myself winning a fake argument in the shower.

[@peter-peterpumpkineater4982]

Oh yeah, when someone earlier that day did something to mildly inconvenience me and I'm just like "I should have done ... and I would have said ... and they'd answer stupidly and say ... and then I'd own them by saying ...!"

[@skarr4485]

@@peter-peterpumpkineater4982 sorry bro but that explanation was unnecessary as we already know what they're talking about

[@i-man872]

@@skarr4485 ok.

[@basementdwellercosplay]

Except that has a sense of joy with it

[@marmar6_688]

The likes are 666

[@TheoryWitch]

Honestly, I've seen someone post about someone's"weed flag" saying, 'we get it, you smoke weed.' PLOT TWIST: It was a Canadian flag. So yeah, people can be that stupid.

[@fionatastic0.070]

Your point still stands but I think that one was a joke

[@FiSH-iSH]

its funny because theres actually a place with a weed flag

[@moved.6963]

Canadians are too nice to have a weed flag

[@-brianflix-6292]

Frittelle except for that THEY DO, IT’S WEEEEED!! A

[@amtrakfan9125]

@@FiSH-iSH Yes, it is Kanepi, Estonia

[@lellow19]

"Ride the velcro wall" sounds like a euphemism for something lol

[@princey9056]

Euphemism for lesbian sexy times

[@koldgold9733]

Cute cat btw

[@spookiestking9353]

Glad I wasn't the only person who thought that ahaha

[@hxneybeeceoofroseschannel1670]

@@princey9056 bye 💀

[@youtubechicken120]

Why are you so right

[@dfbrethy2368]

Jarvis don’t put that beard on your face! It could be related to gangs or drugs like marijuana

[@charlespustejovsky7187]

It could be a gun!

[@bumble9511]

It could be a knife

[@annulizbeth]

It could make Karens sacrifice your body to the manager.

[@justsomecroissantwithinter6782]

420 LIKES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@rakew9231]

I would like your comment but I want to keep it at 420

[@yvvonevon7834]

The way Jarvis talks sounds like he begins his sentences without knowing how they would end but is surprisingly content with how it came out.

[@non-corporealentity67]

yes, i never noticed that but that’s exactly how he sounds

[@Aculnai]

Ever since he’s got braces he’s sounded like that

[@noragardner4072]

I do that all the time. It doesn't end that well for me

[@EranRaye]

That's an oddly specific way of describing the way I talk

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

I love it

[@Renvi]

That Hawaii one is totally plausible though. Source: I was born and raised in Hawaii, and have worked in the tourism industry in Hawaii. I've met at least 2 dozen people who either, by conversing with them, realized they either 1. didn't know Hawaii is part of Ameica, 2. FORGOT Hawaii is part of America. Yes, we accept US dollars. Yes, we have wireless internet. No, you do not need your US passport to come here. No, we don't all know how to surf and do hula. Oh, no you’re right...yes, in fact we do communicate via coconut, how did you know!? And ok since you insist that you know better than me, a local, then I guess we do live in grass shacks. Sure. When people come to Hawaii, they just turn off their brains as soon as they land, I swear...

[@James-fw5ew]

I needed my passport to get to Hawaii

[@Renvi]

James ok, person who either isn’t American, isn’t flying from America or doesn’t have proper identification besides a passport. Use that noggin, bro. Or do you turn off your brain when you’re commenting on KZbin, too?

[@chris_chris_dav]

@@James-fw5ew so you're probably not American if you need a passport

[@chris_chris_dav]

@@James-fw5ew well you wouldnt need a passport to get to Hawaii

[@James-fw5ew]

@@chris_chris_dav do you not think Americans need passport to arrive on an international flight without any hassles?

[@ashtheintroverted7204]

Him calling racism, sexism, and homophobia the trifecta was the highlight of the video for me lmfao

[@wrenmackenzie-fraser8656]

But they were all of them deceived, for another predigest was made.....Transphobia

[@karlovisttimes8271]

@@wrenmackenzie-fraser8656 its in the centre

[@gwencere9383]

@@karlovisttimes8271 Honestly? You're onto something there

[@JKJK-xf9ou]

The three Ts of shared stupidity, Twitter, tiktok and tumblr

[@Watoosi13]

If you’re an adult working at an elementary school you should always have a second pair of shoes. Especially lower grades where literal shit can happen.

[@Not._here..]

My brother works at a daycare and one time he was putting a kid down and the kid slid against his leg and shit just smeared allllllll down his leg. BUT GOOD THING HE HAD A CHANGE OF PANTS!

[@agitatedbeetle3068]

@@amorettaslove Rabies

[@alqualonde2998]

@@Not._here.. putting down a kid ... İ totally got it as the act of lowering a kid down...

[@Wren796]

@@alqualonde2998 TOTALLY same

[@oscarhess1376]

One time in kindergarten I threw up on my teacher

[@AlbertFingernoodle959]

This is just r/entitledparents but comics

[@RoseRose-fc1sr]

r/entitledparents but all the bad stories worse

[@plebisMaximus]

and somehow even more fake.

[@camelliahyacinth5926]

This is just Reddit period

[@bruhdabones]

Coolio Julio combined with ActuallyHappened

[@SharkyPlaysGames]

The actual website isnt this bad, I've been reading it for years and most of the posts are plausible and sort of entertaining. The comics, not so much.

[@JTheCat]

Me when anything mildly inconvenient happens: "Dick clown didn't ask for this!"

[@JTheCat]

13:00 for my own and anyone else's reference

[@clarabailey9078]

heroes leave the time stamp

[@DarkShadic9632]

Richard Clown didn’t want this...

[@calowenby1654]

@DarkShadic9632 Robert Jester was not hoping for this!

[@JTheCat]

@@calowenby1654 tbh I still think about this quote but couldn't remember what video it was from. thank you

[@raysmith6731]

These comics are basically if Dhar Mann decided to go into literature

[@lecherouslibrarian9924]

That's pretty accurate.

[@ceroders103]

Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, and Dhar Mann

[@numburger]

Mom made fun of a damn clown Instantly regretted it

[@GoodKidmAAdLizard]

dharmanneo and juliet

[@ofentity]

@@GoodKidmAAdLizard dharmanneo and jarvisette 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[@bruhdabones]

“This website is from... 2013” “Actually this story is from 2011” _narrator_ *he was not always right*

[@i.a.nfamily5828]

but he was not always wrong

[@bruhdabones]

Mini Bandit lol

[@piranhasz427]

This comment is so gold

[@thewingeddeer9946]

Not trying to nitpick man, but the chunk you removed from the first quote is kinda important. He said "at least', implying that he was unsure and could confirm a year that it was operating but not the year it was made. Funny joke, though.

[@hamimseam2591]

uso de aru

[@insidejokesandeggyolks2624]

The name “not always right” comes from the phrase “the customer is always right”, which is why a lot of the stories are about complaining about customers.

[@yellobanana6456]

Ok.

[@danila.5181]

Ohhhh

[@violetneonfox]

ya originally the site was specifically for venting about dealing with shitty customers, it's been around for a long ass time lol

[@0.-.0]

I can't believe Jarvis didn't know this tbh

[@emmanuel8538]

Web comics are like the comedians on vine. Some are funny, some are annoying and some are just fake

[@Omnipresentponi]

U r right

[@georgianaharris4865]

rip😔

[@actualgarbage8549]

@@Omnipresentponi and tryhards too

[@alison4051]

And some are mspa

[@RichardJohnsonAKADaddy]

Wow just like the rest of the human race

[@Moonorchidwolf]

I used to browse Not Always Right occasionally and even posted once; let me tell you, the editors really love to change your story. They seem to add in these "everyone clapped" moments or inflammatory details that will get the story more attention. It makes the stories more interesting I suppose, but I would rather the unedited versions. Every now and again you see the authors complaining about the changes in the comments. It's wild.

[@buggsy6967]

As someone who worked in retail, I firmly believe that some people are actually this stupid. Yes, these sound ridiculous. But these kind of situations actually do happen

[@vajytte]

damn,,i feel bad for u😔😔

[@nedjustned6796]

harumaki your name!!! I know that :0000

[@vajytte]

@@nedjustned6796 as in the food or as in the character ?

[@alienareaftytwo3278]

I've had a customer that told me fish don't have bones and whether ours had thorns or not then proceeded to show a fish skeleton, so yes a some of these are plausible to me.

[@AmyStrobovski]

@@vajytte *insert Kaito saying Makiroll here*

[@mamamommy42]

I can't stop laughing at the matched pair of inflections for "oh, a racist" and "ah, a sexist!"

[@_y0inks581]

7:11 13:57

[@mrge1287]

Me: is about to put some food in my mouth Jarvis: It cOuld Be A GUn!!!! me: *looking down at the half-eaten gun in my hands*

[@nope-ve9ks]

Ou shti

[@echannel6162]

Be careful during lunchtime kiddos

[@RoseDraws300]

Every fucking time

[@Hollyclown]

That needs to be a movie plot twist.

[@michaelm8852]

Jill Valentine: "What is that? I think it's a gun." Another You-Tube: "You think it's a gun? Looks like a gun. It might be a gun!" Meanwhile... ASDFMovie: *Eats gun*

[@caCOOLdemon]

To be honest, when I worked at tech support all of my female co-workers had the "transfer me to a tech support" at least once a day while it only happened with me once in 2 years, and there were actually some cases of people (not only men, but the majority was men) asked to be transfered to a male tech support.

[@sarahabc4557]

Tbh, I asked one of my American friend if she travelled outside the US and she said “yes, I went to Hawaii for my honeymoon” so Yeah

[@SD_FANZ209]

🤣...

[@ashleyh836]

I guess you Could argue that Hawaii is outside mainland US buuuut...still...

[@krystalb661]

SandyScissors98 some people don’t consider Hawaii and Alaska to be US states because of a bunch of factors, that may have been what they meant

[@Adelaide938]

Krystal B what factors? How is this up for debate? It’s on state maps, but hey have stars on the flag, they get to vote. It’s not something you can agree or disagree with. They are part of the US. That’s just a fact.

[@krystalb661]

Tori Miguel they accept that it’s a state but don’t believe it should be. It’s not like they don’t know that it isn’t, it’s just that they don’t believe it should be. Firstly, Hawaii was its own independent nation and many argue that because of military occupations it still should be. And secondly, many people disagree with the actions that led Hawaii to be annexed by the US. John Green is actually one of the people who deny the legality of Hawaii being a state. As for Alaska, this tends to be more of forgetfulness because Alaska is so separated and US culture/society doesn’t affect them as heavily. This is why you’ll see people say “Hawaiians and Alaskans” rather than American sometimes.

[@cambiata]

When people criticize these stories for being a little too congratulatory to the writers, I get that and agree. But then people are like, "no one would be THAT stupid!" and that's how I know the people who have never worked the service industry. Sorry man, people 100% are that stupid, pretty much constantly if you work for the public. (thank God I don't work with the public anymore)

[@funni_noises]

Yeah there are like 7 billion people there’s bound to be people this stupid or even more stupid then this

[@funni_noises]

People don’t have common sense that’s the problem

[@Windja69]

Well not constantly but it’s totally understandable that some people have about 1 brain cell

[@michealtaormina1561]

yeah but thats like saying that all of this group of people are bad

[@weaselly7650]

Can confirm. I don't even work in the service industry, but I live in a national park where tourists constantly come through. So often have I had to answer stupid questions. No, a town of 200 people doesn't have a grocery store. No, we don't have an oil change place either (well, we do; our own garages). People are so stupid.

[@melpomegranate]

I've literally had the "You can't be tech support, you're a woman" conversation before. There are unfortunately people like that.

[@alexanderjones84]

Bro you shoudl watch famly guy funne monemt 5!!! Its so epic partyrockers!!!

[@AllyGatorAnimator]

It's one of the few fields where it's so blatant and shrugged off too. I guess because people have that stereotypical tech support image so ingrained into their mind (even some people within the field have that view too, though I don't know how common that is). While it only happened to me maybe once or twice (I worked in a company where everybody knew who I was and was lovely, it was usually visitors or outside callers who would be like this), I have stories like this from my buddies and the few times it did happen to me were almost cartoonish (such as when somebody asked me when tech support was coming...when I'd announced that I was there and was half-way through repairing the computer; that was a good one).

[@doodledevore4374]

@@AllyGatorAnimator Huh.

[@anneliesew4853]

Anyone that’s sexist in any way is basically just a colossal dumbass 😂

[@AngelaMihai]

Yes.. me too :|

[@natlrd695]

The homophobic is so plausible. reminds me of the call I had a literally a week ago at the store I work at. We have different departments but for the most part we answer anything. I answer and the man asks for “the guitar guy”. I told him we don’t have anyone in specifically for guitars and said something along the lines of “but I could be your guitar guy, how can I help you?” For some reason that set him on a weird transphobic/sexist rant saying I couldn’t be a guitar guy and I sound like a woman and how he is tired of women wanting to be men and vice versa. I put him on hold and called my boss over because he was closest to me and said “some douche on line 1 for you” and walked away. All that for the word “guy”

[@pieflower6419]

And they call us snowflakes...

[@saspitite]

@@pieflower6419 exactly, like how are these people gonna call us sensitive when they have meltdowns every time they even THINK about a trans person??

[@SoireePoisson]

​@@saspititeJesus Christ can't you understand that he most likely meant he can't stand women doing something he deems masculine AKA misogyny

[@CinnamonPupper]

There is honestly people who think New Mexico is a part of Mexico.

[@PhoenixVigil]

Yup

[@r0b0b0t8]

oh god

[@bippolhdt4730]

Sometimes, I forget Alaska is part of America

[@fredericksaxton9782]

@@bippolhdt4730 Wait, it is??

[@mcdonalds452]

People refer to the Japanese Language as “Asian”

[@dorotheabell9155]

As someone who lives in new mexico, I absolutely believe the Hawaii story, I've had people visit and legit think they were in mexico, some people are just that stupid

[@rorrim0]

Is there much significant difference between new Mexico and Mexico when it comes to landscape? Or did they not see one American flag going through New Mexico?

[@levhdv2117]

rorrim0 they would have had to cross the border requiring them to show papers and possibly be searched

[@rorrim0]

@@levhdv2117 Never traveled through air, I assume they always do that.

[@ActuallyRocatex]

rorrim0 northern Mexico looks pretty close to Mose parts of new mexico

[@itslaurelynn]

As someone who worked in the hospitality industry in Hawaii, I can confirm there are people who don't know Hawaii is part of the US.

[@TillLoveCeases]

Funny thing about the sexist one...actually happened to me at my first job at a chain-style gym. I was fairly new so I could only answer basic questions so far. This guy calls and I pick up the phone (and I honestly can't remember what he was asking for) but I knew I couldn't answer his question so I told him to wait on hold while I got my supervisor (a fellow woman) and he refused to speak to her... just straight up told her that he was done talking to women and wanted to speak to a man. So we proceeded to get the only man at the front office to take this call and give the guy the EXACT same answer my supervisor already gave. So...it's possible Fun side note: guy would have been out of luck if he had called a week earlier, the guy he spoke with was our new boss in training and had just started....our old boss was female

[@Playerofakind]

Ok

[@TillLoveCeases]

@@Playerofakind 👍

[@Playerofakind]

@@TillLoveCeases 👌

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

I would've connected him to the answering machine.

[@FiSH-iSH]

what a coincidence lolmao

[@almondcatlady1342]

“Caught red handed” No, no, no Jarvis Caught dolphin backed

[@farateq]

silly jarvis

[@samthegarbageman2876]

@Miwi Pie what a silly dolphin

[@StupidlyScarlett]

Caught green landed

[@illegallyapollo1637]

No, no, no, caught tattoo-buttoxed

[@brokenpayphone]

Ladies and gentlemen. We got im. (Blasts that vibeworthy tune)

[@kaikai52720]

For the Hawaii story, coming from someone who lives in Hawaii -you’d be surprised how stupid some people are. I can definitely see this happening.

[@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991]

Same. Well, I don’t live in Hawaii, but I’ve been and man there are some dumb families.

[@lolimsooedgy7809]

@@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 what do you mean by dumb fammilies

[@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991]

anime Lover Just really dumb families who forget that Hawaii is in America, they speak English, and... you know everything that American states have in common with other states.

[@lolimsooedgy7809]

@@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 tbh hoest i didnt really knwe hawaii was a state a thought it was an island im from philippines btw

[@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991]

anime Lover Well then, good for you. And, considering the amount of spelling and grammatical errors I’m going to end this here.

[@NaudVanDalen]

The tech support lady was talking to the CEO of sexism.

[@samtheman123]

The CEO of hillbillies

[@anneliesew4853]

Careful now. I know plenty of hillbillies. And none of them are sexist. But that guy is indeed a hillbilly

[@mooplex4466]

Naud van Dalen The Co-ceo of racism was shot to death yesterday

[@giornogiovanna2008]

@@mooplex4466 ?

[@stebyy]

what child over the age of 5 doesn’t know what a tattoo is ? like did all these kids never get any temporary tattoos or have parents with tattoos ?

[@hannahfanning9585]

Apparently every single child that went to the school that woman worked as was mormon

[@hannahb2306]

I have a fairly prominent tattoo on my arm and no children have ever commented on it except to say “oh, cool” and carried on with their lives, no kid who’s been raised outside a bubble is going to be shocked by a tattoo

[@daisydupe8971]

My aunt always hid hers but I knew what it was 😑

[@AmazingAutist]

Helicopter parents, Rapunzel children.

[@shashachuu]

Both of my parents have tattoos and my dad has A LOT of them. It's also a big part of our culture, most of the men in my family have them and the older women too. There's nothing shocking or weird about people with tattoos. They're just like everyone else but they carry pieces of art on their bodies that often hold dear meaning to that person. Tattoos tell great stories and shouldn't be looked down upon. Also sorry if anything seems a bit off i'm still learning english!

[@iainronald4217]

I've had a lot of weird/bad customers in my life, mostly in small towns, but there's one story that stands out. I was working at Walmart putting out picks when this thin older white lady with glasses came up to me. She wanted to know where the plain Ruffle chips were, so I took her to the place where all of the Pepsico-owned chips sat. She stated that she needed 1 normal sized bag of plain Ruffles. We had regular sized bags of the bacon & ranch flavour, a dill pickle one, and buffalo wings, but no plain Ruffles. Always trying to turn no's into maybes, I pointed out the 6 pack of snack-sized bags of regular Ruffles, she was not having it. That's when out of the corner of my eyes I spotted a party size bag; That was a bag that was 1.5x the size of a normal bag. I picked it up and said, "Here's something!" I thought I'd found the perfect substitution, I was getting ready to pat myself on the back then, the woman clutched her purse in a sort of self-hug, she angrily exhaled and squeaked "I'M NOT ALLOWED TO BUY THAT! I'm not having a party!" I calmly said "No, no, it's not exclusively for parties, it's just 1.5 times the size of a normal bag...." and she stormed off, assuring me that my manager will hear about this. What did this woman think would happen? Are the secret police gonna knock down her door and demand proof that she's having a party?

[@HannerBananer28]

“People that don’t exist” oh I’m sure that they do exist somewhere out there...I’ve dealt with some seriously incompetent people

[@BrokenDollyBoy]

Same, my dad used to work tech support from home on Sunday and I remember hearing one dude asking "I'm taking a test and just finished a question, this tab popped up and I don't know whether to press proceed or exit" It was always fun listening to these people.

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

@@BrokenDollyBoy It's always funny when you get the "our IT tried this for hours and it doesn't work, must be your fault" conversation, then connect to their desktop and have it sorted out in five minutes.

[@connoromalley4004]

Jarvis is watching this like he was never blindfolded and dropped into hawaii.

[@michaelmorgan9033]

it happens to the best of us

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

Y'all need to have a talk?

[@AnomalousMats]

I was so scared when it happened to me because I only had American money at the time.

[@thesleepydot]

Anomalous this really caught me off guard 😂😂

[@BrokenDollyBoy]

I was worried I wouldn't get home but luckily a lot of people spoke English

[@redy_4863]

Lots kids are playing Fortnite and hopping on velcro walls during quarantine.

[@lvbboi9]

Im doing Both at the same time

[@_drumlocks9825]

LVBBoi amazing

[@_drumlocks9825]

LVBBoi lol

[@lvbboi9]

@@_drumlocks9825 Thank You

[@zakhawker344]

Riding fortnite*

[@angiel516]

I remember reading that exact “ivy tattoo” transcript on ifunny back in 2012 lmao

[@iguanawithinternetaccess930]

ifunny more like iivytattoo

[@viemarirunoa]

@@iguanawithinternetaccess930 More like NOTfunny haha

[@Sadie-rai]

@@viemarirunoa Ouch

[@foodafen7406]

More like ihavenofriends

[@Nyktophobiac]

I absolutely hate the facial expressions in these

[@r0b0b0t8]

It's like 🥺 🥴 and 😀 combined

[@yolkyostritch1692]

👁💋👁

[@KillaSardinez5656]

@@yolkyostritch1692 why is this so funny

[@dakuten7883]

They could've at least splashed some quality comedy in to try to match those dramatic facial expressions

[@saradrawsstuff]

SAAAAME

[@太陽と月-k8x]

The whole gang marijuana thing reminded me of when I was messing around with pencils and somebody asked what I was doing and I said “These are gang pencils respect the drip” and the teacher made me sit out for the rest of the time because I was “Talking about gang activities”

[@daisyrk1387]

Honestly I have a teacher at school and I could see this happening with her

[@Rainbowthewindsage]

My school considered the peace sign a gang sign so....

[@autumnox2174]

Deadass one of my teachers back in middle school yelled at a girl for wearing a headband because it's 'affiliated with gang symbols'

[@pleasesendhelpk413]

Rainbow the wind sage the principal at my school got a kid in trouble for saying "hey hommes" because he thought it was gay gang speak

[@ramihearts]

@@Rainbowthewindsage so you can’t be bi???

[@emmarussell8298]

I’m still earlier than Doofenshmirtz’s parents to his own birth

[@waluigi7331]

Oof

[@kateadams3859]

@@waluigi7331 no, doof

[@salemwitchtrials8698]

@@kateadams3859 bruh

[@salemwitchtrials8698]

@@kateadams3859 I finna doof your oof, then doof your oof >:c

[@ziawhite1740]

They both failed to show up press F to pay respects

[@sambulleit6191]

Ngl "can you move the satellite" sounds exactly like a question I'd get from one of my customers when I worked in tech retail. As does a dude freaking out over the term "male-to-male". You'd be very surprised.

[@leelubell9080]

Reminds me of when I worked at a beach and people would ask me to make the sand cooler

[@ziu1163]

The Hawaii one is actually totally believable. I've had interactions with tourists like this.

[@sonjapersch6074]

Yeah, Jarvis is too naiv lol I've heard an American ask if they're still in the US - in the Dominican Republic! So I absolutely believe the Hawaii story

[@akalaSHO]

Me too. I've worked in Waikiki and I've had people ask me if they can pay with dollars

[@evepope6633]

@@sonjapersch6074 Alaskan here, I've had to explain that we don't use "Alaska money"

[@caylalynn5340]

@@evepope6633 yeah, you just pay in ice chips, right?

[@r.rhannaman6774]

@@sonjapersch6074 Right he several times claims oh, these people don't exist. I take it he never worked retail, restaurants, or hotels before. One of his points is that these comics are just to call out karens sticking it to them. Yeah, so. Its called not always right.

[@MissTsuniko]

“Should I bleep “porn”?” *gets no ads on the video* I think that’s a yes

[@anneliesew4853]

Jarvis is just trying his best 🤷‍♀️

[@PrudencePours]

*me taking a huge bite of noodles* Jarvis: “DONT... put that food in your mouth” me: 👁👄👁

[@guneumbird1427]

IT COULD BE A GUN!

[@piretiris8223]

0______0

[@ehbepbepbepbepbep4756]

•_0

[@omnical6135]

Q____*

[@abbiecooper6652]

that happens to me toOoO 😳

[@wendywebber6137]

As someone from New Mexico, the Hawaii one is totally plausible. I've been told that I speak English really well for a Mexican, asked if I had a green card, and had internet orders cancelled because "we don't ship internationally." And this is a pretty common experience. New Mexico magazine has a regular feature called "One of our 50 is Missing" about this. Some Americans really don't know that much about their country.

[@jaded6530]

The “I need to talk to a man” actually happened to my mum! She was the manager and the only man high up was CEO

[@elisabethtuuling-askforema1940]

What happened?

[@daisy9858]

Jade D that happened to my mom too, the ceo of the company was the next employee above her and she was always getting asked to speak to him rather than her because she was a woman. Luckily her boss would always just hit them with “well what did she say? Ok, then that’s what you’re doing”

[@aliveslice]

"actually happened" huh? 😅 Jk it's not really unbelievable

[@sregmi2695]

Definitely not dead inside. They meant to say man

[@likestriangles]

@Definitely not dead inside. They just meant that the customer didn't want to speak to their mum because she was a woman, and instead wanted speak to someone with less authority just because they were a man.

[@gamingguru2k6]

"Can I touch it?" "Sure, it just feels like skin." "FBI, OPEN UP!!!!"

[@xx_ratfucker321_xx2]

NO CONTEXT SOUNDS LIKE RAPE

[@TheNoobler]

@@xx_ratfucker321_xx2 Your allegations are fake because you're an IMPOSTER. Don't think you can fool the LAW buddy. (Lol, there were literally no allegations but I just wanted to joke about you being an imposter, good day.)

[@uncompetenttv9973]

"Most of these stories are about customer." Basically all of them are. Not Always Right is a parody of "The customer is always right" but yeah, at least half the stories are very self congratulatory.

[@evabloom702]

Yeah haha haven't thought about that website in years

[@theGhostWolfe]

They also have spin off sites for family, relationships, and so on.

[@sexybunnyxox]

I used to be obsessed with the website years ago and some of stories got so stupid. I still remember this one story where a girl was like “I worked at a book store and told off this bimbo who didn’t know who Harry Potter was! A hot guy with muscles told me how cool that was and he thought me looking like one of characters was sexy. Now he’s my husband!” Sure.

[@thesensur6214]

666 likes

[@kayzager4631]

@Bunny Yeah, they do have stories like that, but if you haven't read the epic of the Trash Room from that site, you are missing out. Really, just google "not always right trash room" and give it a read.

[@slushiie9674]

"some of my favorite stories are fictional stories, like, uh,,, hamilton," *who's gonna tell him*

[@royalblanket]

I'm pretty sure most of the musical isn't realistic at all tho

[@lecherouslibrarian9924]

@@royalblanket It's realistic, the timing is off but overall it's pretty realistic.

[@yourfavoritetransgender]

​@@royalblanketno, all of those musical numbers actually happened. Trust me, I was there

[@BradenPillay]

You know, no lie, this is honestly how people are and this is what happens to us in retail. I've been in retail for 5 years. Whether you're sales, support or management, you deal with dumb people like this every single day. So yes, from a writing perspective these look bad, but the content is super accurate.

[@cowgrll]

me: * posts one photo on ig * the bots in my dm’s: I am a teenage Chinese male, but was born and raised in Dundee, Scotland.

[@hahasucker1434]

I-

[@wuestion9473]

Haha Sucker What?

[@hahasucker1434]

Q I-

[@OsmSkylandersCheats]

I think the name “not always right” comes from the phrase “the customer is always right” and the stories are mostly complaining about customers

[@DeathnoteBB]

They’re not mostly, they’re exclusively. That is indeed the whole point of the website. They have other sections for different contexts, but those have different names.

[@user-wk6tp1og3l]

:o you made a inference i can never come up with a good comment lol

[@user-wk6tp1og3l]

@@DeathnoteBB the customers arent always right THE MONEY IS - Mr Krabs

[@iamathousandapples]

I remember this blog from the late 2000s. definitely read it back in the day

[@davitdavid7165]

How did i not figure this out?

[@ShockedLogic]

"That'll be $20" "Do you take American money?" I know that several other countries also call their currency dollars, but this interaction is just so dumb.

[@gogglespisano24]

When I worked at a bank, I cannot tell you how many times I heard "I want to talk to a man, sweetie". And the funny thing is, our department was staffed by all women, save for 1 guy who worked part time in the file room.

[@daftoptimist]

gogglespisano24 Home furnishings for four years, and at least once in those four years I’ve been asked to put a man on the phone. I didn’t own the guy or put him in his place, it was just an awkward, anxious, awful forty-five minute phone call.

[@adeer87]

I’ve never exactly heard that myself, but I’ve had it strongly implied that I wasn’t competent enough to do my job at a work/gardening supply store, as some customers would look for or chose a guy cashier for help instead of me. Jokes on them, those guys were just as dumb as me. I’ve also had multiple people (men and women) request or demand that I not lift things or help with anything physical, instead telling me to get a “strong boy” instead. Like... it’s 30 pounds, I think I can handle it, and the guys are all busy, I’m not going to hassle them.

[@omnical6135]

makes me really disappointed these people exist

[@wooldamenace]

Not always right sounds like a Facebook mom group complaining about their kids.

[@legolover6619]

Gee moms caring about their kids. So horrible

[@geckoszn]

It sounds like an anti vax group “Vaccines ain’t always right!” “Ma’am this is a Wendy’s”

[@Sylrrha]

It was a play on "the customer is always right". And mostly written by teen-twenty year old people in customer service.

[@themandalorian9511]

Lego Lover Ehh, a lot of moms just parent the wrong way

[@chloes703]

I was your one thousandth like

[@Kgw.tattoo]

The comics are cringey, but as someone who has worked in service for many years, I believe every single one of these narratives. In no way do they even feel far fetched to me.

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

I haven't even worked in service for years (less than a year, actually), and had probably most of these conversations. And yes, that includes the first one about the Internet.

[@vetreas366]

Had a dude calling in because he "didn't have Internet anymore" - spent half an hour troubleshooting before I came to understand that he'd accidentally deleted the Internet Explorer icon from the desktop. Admittedly he was a pretty old dude but it has been the one time in my life I had that conversation so, yeah, none of these scenarios are that outlandish. These people exist and they are among us...

[@hystericalAnarchy]

Yeah 100%! I’m from a small town and we have a large right-wing Population, and I used to work in the electronics department at Walmart which included the photo center. And of course we would have stock Walmart photos of families and people for examples and an old white lady literally almost called my manager on me because there was a black family in a calendar photo!!!!! I laugh about it now but I’m the moment I wanted to scream

[@cassidy8307]

Even the one where the worker hooked up a dvd player that had a porno disc in it?

[@xafilmbyx]

McCree who knows. A cashier tried to force my parents to buy porn at the convenience store so anything can happen.

[@dragonfly3667]

My mom has a “Tramp Stamp”. It’s just a flower she got because her mom (my Grandma) told her not to get a tattoo and especially not on her lower spine. She got mad and got a tattoo.

[@valsedonia]

Dragonfly Real mature and probably THE worst reason I’ve ever heard of getting one from an adult.

[@kaylas717]

@@valsedonia His/her mom probably did this when she was a lot younger and rebellious like most teenagers.

[@adeer87]

Valerie H Calm down

[@CKollruss]

@KaRin C. okay Sorcates, calm down. It WAS meant that way, in my humble opinion, but hey lets spread more hate, at least I guess you feel some kind of satisfaction propelling it. P.S. who cares about a tattoo? Especially a tramp stamp? Are you guys so shallow you dont want to see what's past that or hear their story on how they got it. Y'all ain't better than no one and no one is surface level who them seem to be. The only immature one's here is the lot in these comments, but I guess y'all will say I'm just too open minded. Lol sorry about that

[@TheChenchen]

@@CKollruss No you calm down !

[@misandristthoughtcrimer6574]

jarvis: encouraging kids to touch your feet is weird dan Schneider has left the chat

[@zero-chan1830]

Underrated comment

[@lecherouslibrarian9924]

Amazing, one of a kind, simply built different. 😂

[@echannel6162]

Okay, but when you said, "I'm more of a Bluetooth guy" that could have been a golden transition

[@ronwerks]

"How do people not know Hawaii's a state" 2008 era Obama birtherists: Am I a joke to you?

[@jordanthejq12]

Um, yes.

[@jinxjax6428]

Bruh the tattoo one happened to me with a woman named Lisa at a job, I have a huge tattoo of a Rose bush and she was like ur in a cult, I was like its a rose bush but ok

[@missylang6705]

the whole guy asking to talk to a man for his internet problem i've actually had something similar lol just put them back in queue for like an hour

[@ha-kf3rd]

LOL I WANNA DO THAT TII

[@aliveslice]

I can easily imagine that, but yeah we'd rather believe people like that don't exist

[@kaitlynkelble7549]

“Cause who is getting a DVD player serviced in 2020?” No one because all of the stored are shut down

[@lawlietmywife]

oop-

[@deeznuts-rp2ms]

lol no they aren't, there are no closed stores where i live at least

[@user-bx4ti6ig3i]

@@f0rkk did you report it?

[@1123-n9f]

“I have the local accent and cultural awareness” sounds like it could have been lifted directly from a cover letter I wrote for a firm in a different country when I was a freshman in college

[@Davgo02]

Don’t worry Jarvis, Hamilton is historical fiction, so you’re good.

[@junobuggieee]

Davgo02 it’s based off of true events

[@EddieSMiles1]

@@junobuggieee thus the term, "historical fiction"

[@LuxuriousLofton9]

@@junobuggieee That's...what historical fiction is..

[@lelbirdzzishyfish603]

As a Hamilton fan it annoys me when people act as if it’s historically accurate. It is to some extent but it isn’t supposed to be perfect.

[@chada4806]

Okay sooooooo.... (warning i drag on) After watching Lin Manuel Miranda's interview with the collegeboard (for APUSH review) I was genuinely surprised to see how much effort he put into preserving the historical accuracy, while also being forced to summarize 40 years of history in around 2 hours. Pretty much, Lin admitte that he took a few of creative/dramatic liberties but many of them seem to be an interpenetration of real events that have either no or no unbiased source. Also (iirc) historical fiction is when you have a fictionalized story take place in a non-fiction setting. For example, All Quiet on the Western Front is historical fiction (even though many parts of the book are based on Remarque's experiences) because the characters didn't exist. However, Hamilton can't really be considered a historical fiction because the characters in Hamilton, DID exist. Personally, I think of it as a more biographical piece of entertainment. Yes, dramatic liberties are taken but no, it isn't ENTIRELY inaccurate and can be an actual good place to develop an interest in history. ps. I'm not in APUSH yet, (I'm in AP euro) but I watched the interview because I am genuinely interested in theater and US history (why I'm taking APUSH next year) Sorry for the long-winded comment lmao. :p

[@persom7824]

Is that a flower on your shirt? That could be a drug!

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

Friendly.

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

Mushroom.

[@persom7824]

Is that a mushroom on your shirt? It could be friendly!

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

@@persom7824 oh my that was quick, lol. There's Two Friendly Mushrooms that I know of, and one of them is actually in a shirt.

[@persom7824]

Slug Repair Shop I need a friendly mushroom shirt

[@maygreen5653]

“Don’t put that food in your mouth, it could be a gun” *jojo’s bizarre adventure intensifies*

[@Corn624]

May Green banana

[@nerdy_gurdy]

NANI?!

[@stars_shadow]

I, Giorno Giovanna totally did NOT do that.

[@orionliketheconstellation3003]

It reminded me of craphole from the trail to oregon

[@stewiefamilyguy]

oof polpo

[@Nerdgirl9853]

7:50 Spanish and Hawaiian aren't even related languages. Spanish is Indo-European with Arabic (Afro-Asiatic) Influence, and Hawaiian is Austronesian. So its not like confusing Spanish-Portugese, or Spanish-Aragonese, she is just next level ignorant. Just hears foreign language and thinks Spanish.

[@baintreachas]

i mean, i think it also has to do with the fact that "Aloha" and "Hola" happen to sound vaguely similar. still very ignorant, seeing as she literally travelled there, though

[@user-hj9kc5xp1c]

I'm sorry to dissapoint you, my teacher put the dvd in upside down because 'the other side was too scratched-' yes, she was serious--

[@DCNRS90YT]

I don't think that's how CDs work.

[@user-hj9kc5xp1c]

@@DCNRS90YT we all did my dear, we all did,, but that didn't stop her

[@generalsubs1359]

You went to an American school didn't you?

[@lauriestrode8522]

She just had that extra brain cell that day

[@Pikaton659]

I mean, no ramen is ever complete without a gun.

[@bitnewt]

Words to die by.

[@rinpaisys]

I see you also like assassination classroom

[@hahasucker1434]

I see we have similar tastes

[@nottoflex653]

Sodium and gunpowder

[@jbkesselman]

Banana gun

[@TYCOIX]

"Fellas is it gay to listen to music" Jarvis, seconds later: RayCon ad, commonly used to hearing sounds/musics Jarvis gay confirmt

[@jacobhinchliffe6659]

Thank you Nuke Moose

[@anneliesew4853]

*gasp* you’ve solved the mysteries of the universe 😱

[@smolsnom]

Me: *LISTENS TO A L L T H E M U S I C*

[@ApeSkit01]

Confirmt?

[@mowthekitt]

No offense but I had so much trouble understanding and reading this comment.

[@cha0ticneutralbigs]

Reminder that most native Hawaiians consider Hawaii its own country not a state of America since it was forcibly taken from their monarchs

[@blueai5022]

Old comment, I know, but as one of those Hawaiians--thank you, friend!

[@maxiacavazzi7632]

i know these stories have been ~embellished~ but as a person who works in retail, I think Jarvis underestimates the pure stupidity of the general public.

[@hadassehp443]

Yeah, Jarvis, hon, I don't think you realize how dumb the general population is :)

[@keelinmacken9552]

I know this is so old but yeah. The more people I interact with the stupider I realize they can be.

[@fernandaalarcon5474]

TRUE

[@aridiya7982]

O

[@Dontstopbelievingman]

I've been both the tech support and the idiot. Why is it easier to figure out other people's problems than your own?

[@Thundermikeee]

Fist story about the girl working at a school: being in a relationship with someone who works with kids all day, i would say having a change of shoes or any other clothes for that matter is not the worst idea you can have, the younger the kids are the more important it is. Also kids would definitely be curious about tattoos if they dont know anyone with tattoos. They wanna touch couloured hair, piercings, earrings, and pretty much anything they dont know. last part is for little kids , obviously. so id say the story up to that point seems legit. and there are some entitled AF parents out there.

[@thegenderman8582]

Thundermikeee wow

[@keepyourshoesathedoor]

Isn’t borderline illegal to let a kid touch you? Like my teachers had tats but if it wasn’t on their hands past the wrist I couldn’t touch. What the heck?

[@endiecutie06]

@@keepyourshoesathedoor I think it just depends on the school, what state the school is in, and the circumstances.

[@che3se1495]

@@keepyourshoesathedoor How could touching a child possibly be illegal? Don't you have to like... Pick them up? Hold their hand? Stuff like that? Surely coming into contact with children is inevitable when you work with children?

[@cinnamontoastmunch8652]

@@keepyourshoesathedoor i- no...

[@inanimate.5465]

Why is Jarvis talking like he’s on gun point Edit: Wait wtf idek this comment existed

[@stn6408]

Because he is

[@annulizbeth]

The 5 minute crafts people are breaking his door open while he was editing this video.

[@bluemoonwolf644]

Don’t say that It could be a gang symbol

[@HyLion]

Because he put some food in his mouth, and he's scared because it could be a gun

[@iguessmynamesriya7658]

He ate gang sign food

[@clairegb9837]

3:37 as someone who works with children, I have an explanation for why “it just feels like skin” isn’t weird! Kids can see tattoos as something like an injury or illness and explaining it beforehand helps them make the mental connection of tattoos not being something odd. Idk why they chose to have it be a foot tat tho.

[@leahrusso941]

As a 'female at internet support', I can can confirm people like that actually exist.

[@xexkansichi]

For real? Someone hears your sweet voice and is actually UPSET at that?

[@artskalp8488]

Male to Male... As in BOI II BOI?

[@wuestion9473]

Xexin Kansichi Oh yes, us females and our sweet voices. 🤨

[@catechintv]

All the time, it's insane. What's interesting, though, is you'd see this more often from female customers than male. Lots of projection going on.

[@gracelewis4016]

@@wuestion9473 Yeah, I thought that was a weird comment

[@detcom2782]

The story in Hawaii reminded me of the stories my mom has told me abt when she was in other states to play soccer for her high school. We live in Alaska. She said _multiple_ girls would ask her "How is Alaska so cold, when it's right next to Hawaii?" 🤦🏼‍♀️😅

[@redy_4863]

Jarvis, I can totally relate. Whenever I try to cut my quarantine beard, it whips out the glock! Help me!

[@jayhoen]

mine whips out a cock, I think something is wrong with mine

[@echannel6162]

Maybe what you ate got stuck in your beard. Jarvis did say it could be dangerous

[@passione2937]

@@jayhoen can u use Bites Za Dusto so that u can go back in time and rethink your comment

[@adeer87]

Redy Plays Your pfp is very very nice

[@LadySunami]

I frequent the Not Always Right website! They don’t all have “gotcha” endings, those are just the ones they seem to like turning into comics. The editing staff also often mess with the original submitter’s wording for some reason. (Sometimes the person who submitted the story will pop into the comments and say what was changed)

[@InuKun2008]

Jarvis, that last one is somewhat believable, given how when I worked at a Blockbuster Video back in 1999-2000, we would frequently get people returning the VHS and DVD cases of things like Disney titles, but with a porn video inside. So we would wait until just before closing and swap out the Blockbuster promo video (Basically a every other month release VHS tape with music videos and clips from upcoming films) with the porn tape, allowing anyone in the store to suddenly hear women moaning over the ceiling embedded speakers (which gave plenty of male customers at around midnight a case of mild whiplash as they suddenly jerked their heads towards one of the multiple TVs throughout the store). We would then wait until the next day to call said customer and leave a message on their answering machine to let them know that they had returned the wrong video and that it would not be checked in until they returned the correct tape to us (meaning late fees in many cases).

[@Spamhard]

But it was a DVD not a tape. DVDs very rarely start in the middle (unless it's a specific sort of dvd player that's got some sort of memory feature and can remember where it last left off, at which point it's the PLAYER not the dvd thats got that memory), that's sort of the point of DVDs; you don't rewind them after every watch, they always start at the start and had menus and chapter selects. So yeah, the story is still unbelievable. Even if the guy in the story DID have a dvd player that could playback from the last scene, he said he couldn't get it to work so hadn't watched a dvd on it for it to remember where he got to on the dvd.

[@thegenderman8582]

**W H A T**

[@lesbianlotus9407]

Gggghfvu

[@SkiddlyBink]

@@Spamhard consider.....a homemade dvd rip of a single porn video, perhaps?

[@katlusamv2436]

Me putting a jerky stick in my month. Jarvis "its a gun," Me "oh no, not again,"

[@lawlietmywife]

AGAIN?!

[@spectergum]

The banana became a gun Polpo

[@jamestaylor5417]

Kat Lu 's AMV how did you stick a stick of jerky in your month? Where the heck is your month??

[@switchblade.saints]

aGAIN?!??

[@viktorijazemaityte4203]

SpecterGum iS tHaT a JoJo ReFeReNcE

[@binah7744]

I didn’t think the words “ride the Velcro wall” could make me laugh this hard

[@AKbaby89]

I'm from Alaska, and I worked as the manager of a tourist shop for like 5 seasons, and I literally cannot even count all the people who asked if we accept American money. So many people literally thought Alaska was part of Canada Lots of those same people would also chase bear cubs trying to get photos

[@Sleve-McDichael]

Who are these people? They can't be American or Canadian.... or are they?

[@AKbaby89]

@@Sleve-McDichael most were from Texas actually.

[@movedlonely_space_egg1169]

does anybody else hate the facial expressions in these comics, specifcally how the lips are drawn? update: i scrolled thru the page myself and found a genuinely horrible comic that i'm surprised wasn't in the video. basically a customer asks for a non-fat shake, calls the barista fat, so the barista adds tons of extra stuff to the shale to make it >4,000 calories. it's almost certainly fake, sure, but tampering with an order is still an appalling thing to endorse.

[@BentleyS6336]

I follow the original notalwaysright page, and it's believable, stuff that would happen in retail for sure. The comic page and the new... Uh... Text chats that you see in Hooked app or whatever... Those are awful. Hate em

[@xenodragonlord6007]

The mouths are gross

[@adeer87]

It’s weird. Like... the art is objectively better than what I could do. Way better. The character designs and backgrounds are pretty well done. Colors are good. But then, the angles are sometimes kind of off, and it makes me uncomfortable? And the expressions, even of the “good” character are uncanny and irritating?

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

It's like the (hopefully fake) story I saw about someone putting cow milk into a vegetarian milk shake because consumer was an asshole. Who cares about lactose intolerance? People always choose vege drinks because they're vegetarians. No other reasons needed

[@dx.feelgood5825]

@@adeer87 it has an uncanny valley feel to it. It tries to be quite realistic while having a cartoonish style???

[@DJfrog99]

>Comic: "I'd like to purchase these items, please." >Jarvis: "No one has ever said that!" I actually used to work at my college's campus store, and there was one guy that came in to buy something snacky for breakfast almost every day, and he legit said _exactly_ that to me every single time I rang him up. It actually made me a bit uneasy; I'd thought he was joking around at first but it just kept happening. It wasn't a language divide as far as I could tell, either. He looked like a completely normal Caucasian dude with a Midwest American accent. One coworker and I privately joked about him being a robot in disguise, and that he wasn't quite sure how human syntax works.

[@sonjapersch6074]

You are aware that there are Caucasian looking people that don't speak English as a native language, right?

[@stitme9604]

@@sonjapersch6074 Maybe they don't know that most of Europe exists

[@onedova2298]

Maybe its another comic on bigots

[@Lycan_the_deerdog]

@@stitme9604 I mean op did mention that he had a fairly neutral american accent.

[@hunterfulford2564]

@@sonjapersch6074 "with a midwestern accent"

[@eatingbreakfastrocks]

Everybody says " Jarvis is trying his best" but not "Is Jarvis feeling his best"

[@si0bhanriley]

When he said “don’t put that food in your mouth”, I was about to eat an apple slice with a dead fly on it. Thanks, Jarvis!

[@brybrybry995]

Extra protein

[@art-is-awen8842]

while watching this, i have slowly realized that jarvis did not make the connection between “not always right” and all the customer service stories.... Jarvis, honey, it means “the customer is not always right”

[@mmon4252]

Jarvis: “Don’t our that food in your mouth...it could be...a gun?!” Me, eating: *stops chewing*

[@Ryan-zi7id]

Reply if you're still alive and the food wasn't a gun

[@spinninggypsy]

Phew. My burrito wasn’t a gun. Close one

[@insertcommaname1388]

My banana is a gun, Giorno

[@chaoscountdown9968]

@@insertcommaname1388Giorno: I reject your logic.

[@Lopholillie]

My Crisp aren't a gun *Or is it?*

[@Lanedude08]

Don’t shave the beard, it’s a horcrux now

[@Darling_Kijo]

Thanks Jarvis, I was Indeed eating a gun instead of my Doritos.

[@kappsupreme1200]

How come the characters in these comics go from having no lips to looking like Kylie Jenner 👁️👄👁️???

[@isabelbimberg1342]

so they go from looking like kylie jenner to looking like kylie jenner?

[@cinnamontoastmunch8652]

@@isabelbimberg1342 No. They go from looking like they no lips to looking like Kylie Jenner, who most definatley has lips lmao

[@SM-qv2om]

@@cinnamontoastmunch8652 I dont think you get the joke, just look up kylie jenner before she got surgery

[@mattwayne9128]

@@SM-qv2om Ahhh, that makes sense.

[@alex-tf2up]

for context, they ripped the “i am a chinese male but i live in dundee” story from reddit. the info he shared was relevant to the story.

[@senpapi3622]

the tattoo story was also from reddit

[@aj7058]

It being relevant doesn't change the fact that the phrasing is bizarre.

[@Perceptionreflection]

Many of our stories are stolen BY reddit actually. But it's true sometimes people submit their stories to both or steal them. Details are often censored or changed by the editors to prevent lawsuits.

[@JoelGetzhasauselessurl]

Are we sure the whole premise wasn't stolen from a Skittles ad?

[@shabanalambe9146]

#$

[@IsomerMashups]

"I'm an adult! Don't you judge me!" Eh. I can see this happening. This is the perspective a lot of middle-aged people have toward 18-30 year-olds.

[@icecranberry2148]

Few years ago I had one middle aged woman tell me online I don't have the right "mentality" as her (because, you know, younger) just because I disagreed with her on a subject. So if you're older, you are always right or what?! (It was also a stupid fight, a TV show or whatever)

[@Aster_Risk]

My mom told me once when I was 11 and she was 30 that all young people are stupid because I told her I wasn't that big a fan of 2001: A Space Odyssey. I remember that every time I get into these scenarios. I still don't like that movie, and now that I'm almost 30 I try never to talk to younger folks that way.

[@Guru_1092]

@@Aster_Risk to be fair though, 2001: A Space Odyssey is objectively amazing, so idunno man, she might be right.

[@aliveslice]

@@Guru_1092 oh yes this piece of art is "objectively" good so username is "objectively" wrong to dislike

[@aliveslice]

Cool story time, so far I had a distaste for Kubrick and I had people legitimately ask me: _but do you agree he _*_is_*_ a GENIUS?_ because that's how it works. Now let's talk about how you're wrong to dislike my favourite work that happens to be generally acclaimed shall we

[@tentinybees]

as a former teacher with tattoos, the first part of the teacher story is super believable. kids love touching tattoos. the rest is for sure bullshit, never have I ever had anyone say anything remotely close to that in all my years of having tattoos lmao

[@bananabubbles8573]

I've worked a minimum wage job at a retail store during my summer breaks. I can completely verify that customers and other people can be this stupid.