Why Are So Many Celebrities Promoting This Gambling App?

Today we look at coin master, a game that is just a gambling simulator with micro-transactions and a lot of cringy ads from celebrities who have no idea what they're promoting. fun!
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[@Elleram]

"I wanna be a coin man" he cried. "Make me a coin man" but the coin-master did not answer. He just kept on coining.

[@lmaowill3244]

i love this

[@sicksalt7765]

What's the original version of this, again?

[@maxito1214]

“They start coining but they don’t stop coining.

[@Elleram]

@@sicksalt7765 the yo-yo master vine

[@sicksalt7765]

@@Elleram Thanks,

[@FowlsNest]

The way she said "I'm Jennifer Lopez, and I'm playing Coin Master!" Sounded like "I'm Jennifer Lopez, and you're watching Disney Channel!"

[@senselesslibraa]

RIGHT

[@aidencallahan2433]

ALI YONIS F

[@littlewyzard]

That’s why it sounded so familiar!!!

[@ZSAnim.3]

Right

[@dylanwoodside3102]

I was thinking the exact when i heard it LOL

[@aerilynsped]

you know its a fake multiplayer game if none of them have anime profile pictures

[@dismantledbrain5910]

I still can't pick which one is worse though. Anime picture or a stock photo.

[@kiralonely1307]

Oof, as someone who uses anime profile pictures, I can concur-

[@IsaacClodfelter]

Too real

[@Little-Birds-and-Camellias]

Me: *glancing side to side and hiding my face in embarrassment*

[@denshitenshi]

True

[@aviancoleslaw]

Fortunately, I'm immune to microtransactions. I have no money.

[@vestigex]

I have money, but I dont have Debit or Credit...

[@TheOneGuy1111]

Doesn't stop some people; that's what credit and loans are for!

[@aviancoleslaw]

I enjoy not being in debt.

[@maddicrowder1613]

“In terms of money... we have no money”

[@wormoncrack4276]

Same lol

[@handsanitizer688]

Wait why is Morgz, a “kids” content creator, promoting an app you have to be over 18 to use???

[@TahtahmesDiary]

Well, technically his ad WAS marketed towards young adults 18+. It all took place in bed with his girlfriend. But I agree that clearly his fanbase was targetted if he was chosen.

[@pavloverboy]

I think the quotation marks should be over "content creator"

[@doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802]

Because we know fuck all about ad teams and why they make their ads as cancerous as they do.

[@mitchelldrake6069]

Sssshh. It's alright. Nothing matters anymore.

[@exoskeletons]

Is morgz even over 18

[@drawdecent8367]

The ads are so horrible it’s like OMG u sToLe mY cOiNs i’Ll mUrDeR yOUr nEWbOrN aLso omG iS tHat JenIfER LoPEz

[@ovation1k]

Jarvis johnson

[@callaco3176]

twelve no, ur a towel

[@Dantheman-cc1mb]

DrawDecent holy shit lmao so true

[@parnithavlogs9137]

How am i laughing 😂

[@doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802]

@garysklowski don't you dare diss the Mafia City ads. Those are legendary.

[@user-cw3hl8kw1d]

one of the benefits of having adhd is getting bored incredibly quickly of this kind of gaming non-experience

[@emmyciyat9904]

Agree

[@yeetusyeetus3875]

To a person with adhd I can relate

[@Spamhard]

Trouble is some folks with adhd are also extremely vulnerable to gambling addictions. If they get hyper focused on this shit it could be extremely dangerous.

[@user-cw3hl8kw1d]

@@Spamhard yes, you are right! the thing in question just needs to be "interesting" enough for the brain.

[@yeetusyeetus3875]

Spam oof I feel bad

[@michelleantici6651]

Imagine being a stock photo model and your village gets raided by yourself with a different name

[@luigi2837]

LMAO

[@KirbyUber]

*X files theme plays*

[@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans]

“wait, that looks just like me, did i just spend my money on a game full of bots?”

[@astralten]

Fun fact: In Germany, a late night host got this app banned for gambling.

[@mailys9475]

omg do you use slowly?

[@cinderellasunderstudy2937]

What about MALTERNATIV??!!!?

[@astralten]

@@cinderellasunderstudy2937 Malternativ criticized (or simply yelled at it and it's ads) long before, but Böhmermann was the one who submitted it to the BPjM (only government institutions or independent institutions for protection of minors (like the FSK) can submit media), so Böhmermann did arrange the testing of Coin Master with the ZDF being the institution submitting it.

[@astralten]

@@mailys9475 yes, I got my avatar from there.

[@arashikitty2873]

funnily enough, its back in the app stores. cause their official statement was that its not real gambling and child friendly 🙄

[@natenakka9446]

Are we not talking about the two people able to both see and identify Jennifer Lopez and see her playing a game on her phone from like 25 feet away

[@juli5945]

And why is she playing while grocery shopping

[@JanieBee]

@@juli5945 right! Especially if you're alone

[@wickedfuctup]

With Jennifer's back facing them which means they had to have look up and over from 25 feet away like they have some kind of angle eyes

[@AnEmu404]

Nate Nakka I would like to note I for one have no idea who Jennifer Lopez is

[@joemama7236]

@@AnEmu404 bro same and I do dont care who she is

[@job3rg]

lol. Lork is still the "coin master" in august.

[@kittylovecookie7825]

Here, take this comment

[@landoblando8947]

it is now september and his rain as the coin master has not yet fallen

[@ZainMalik-qd6fj]

@@landoblando8947 reign*

[@yesplease29]

@@ZainMalik-qd6fj *rain

[@SatanicGhostCat]

@@yesplease29 train*

[@arab.]

This game is insanely popular here in Romania and my mom that always screams at me for wasting money on video games actually spent lots of money in coin master -_-

[@user-sl9di1eu5e]

I'm from Romania but i don't heare about Coin Master that much. I don't know about you but no one i know is talking about Coin Master were i live

[@awesomedude5558]

@Jonas Apostolakos But the dark side has cookies. :c

[@asei231]

@@awesomedude5558 THE DARK SIDE HAS FUCKING GAMBLING ADDICTIONS

[@koishifumo2060]

its also very popular here in Thailand but now its not popular

[@cinnabonbon]

@@asei231 fair point, fair point...but cookies

[@gachasaver5846]

"you can't spell coincidence without coin" i actually gasped

[@jarvis]

open your third eye

[@behappydoseanything]

Jarvis Johnson no

[@fatbastard9147]

be happy yes

[@doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802]

Mind bolwn

[@haiasi__3060]

I got goosebumps O_o

[@stephanieulm7410]

These commercials are so annoying and they are everywhere. The game doesn't even sound fun, but please dont attack my village. I'm not ready!!

[@loganholley5357]

Stephanie Ulm to bad I raiding your village

[@stephanieulm7410]

Logan Holley, how dare you

[@goldfishfan1150]

Logan Holley *YOU WILL BE SORRY* -random British teenager number 18

[@diorsxf]

too late, Jennifer Lopez is already attacking your village

[@goldfishfan1150]

banana smoothie *OH NO*

[@l241ensea70y3w3]

Googled it “Etta was a top 100 name in the last decade of the 1800s, then slid off the list completely by 1966.”

[@thebloon4025]

That actually fits him saying he hasn't heard it in 60 years. Pretty big *coin*cidence.

[@iluvchess14736]

If those people were real they'd have names like 约翰·史密斯 and Джон Смит Or stupid Pokemon names like mine

[@Sergio-fu7mv]

True, there’s always a ton of Russians, and Asians in games. Lmao. They’re always the weirdest too.

[@ShibuNub3305]

Obligatory “Suka Blyat/communist” joke here

[@historynerd205]

This becomes even funnier when you consider the fact "John Smith" is not remotely a Slavic name😂

[@aroundth3w0rId]

Agreed

[@oliviadubois8493]

Can anyone translate?

[@noizepusher7594]

Ironic, in the ads it says that "it is more than just a game." when in reality it is less than a game. It's just an outlet to cast your money into the infinite void of pain.

[@juliannaelwell]

that was metal as fuck

[@ygobe2]

@@juliannaelwell Shadow is no where near as edgy as this

[@toasty4610]

"it's more than just a game! it's a gateway to a crippling gambling addiction!"

[@franciscojcsa6127]

I'd say the Infinite Void of Pain is indeed, more than a game

[@radioactivian4412]

chill I almost cut myself on that much edge

[@quika1911]

I really don’t like games where the ads are literally more entertaining than the app

[@Logun2549]

same

[@jacob-ct4hc]

got you to 60 likes

[@graysonsteinmetz5298]

Lily’s Garden has a bone to pick with you.

[@2cnz969]

So 90% of mobile games

[@otherlego]

Raid shadow legends?

[@DKWalsh16]

"I havent heard of an Etta in 60 years" says a dude named JARVIS

[@savi_kay]

The only Jarvis I've ever heard of was Howard Stark's butler/Tony Stark's AI Edit: Aside from Jarvis Johnson, obviously

[@mauirandall8176]

Is Etta short for something?

[@royalblanket]

@@mauirandall8176 Meth-etta-phetamine

[@diyabalan8407]

@@royalblanket I laughed too hard at this

[@badkitty785]

@@royalblanket methamph-etta-mine I fixed your joke

[@livispuzzled]

“i’m a beatle but i’m also a coin master” -paul mccartney, probably

[@princey9056]

Definitely John

[@nesiafriedli4594]

Oh man, I thought his name was Jarvis

[@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband]

Best thing I've heard all day. Also Will "the cute beatle'' write a song JUST for coin master?

[@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband]

Also peace and love!

[@livispuzzled]

@@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband i’m sure he would

[@Amber610_]

"oh my God it's Kris Jenner" makes sense. She's a celebrity. If Obama or someone showed up to my house then I would totally be like "holy shit it's Obama what's he doing here"

[@ArtisticallySpoken]

Who even is Kris Jenner?

[@supergirl7717]

@@ArtisticallySpoken She's part of the Kardashians

[@ygobe2]

Can someone tell me what Obama's last name is

[@linkismyname9932]

Obama means family

[@anirantar7333]

@@ygobe2 Obama IS his last name

[@flower-yl6iw]

as someone who's suffered from addiction and has also given this "game" a shot, it's definitely just a way to create gambling addictions like there's literally nothing to do in the damn app besides spin your slot machine.

[@doudemoiidesuyo1682]

I like how you put "game" in quotation marks.

[@jonoffaperc]

@@doudemoiidesuyo1682 cause its barley game

[@kippyips]

i like your pfp :)

[@godisdead6611]

It’s just such a bullshit app and a pretty pathetic way to make more money I’m sure it’s *full* of ads too

[@theanxiouslegume9280]

Yeah, I got addicted to a similar game a couple of years ago. The people were real (I think) because I'd been able to steal from others

[@MaxOakland]

I hate these ads. They’re so cringey and exploitative

[@salina_mohammed]

Agreed.

[@XX_CUTECAT_XX]

@@salina_mohammed me 2

[@salina_mohammed]

@@XX_CUTECAT_XX :)

[@kmmz4445]

Gonna be real with u, I’m drunk as hell. Gonna save this so I can watch when I’m sober and laugh way more. I am laughing but will more when sober and brain is not mush

[@anniemoose1666]

Me rn

[@zak4595]

Hey man u still here

[@kmmz4445]

@@zak4595 oh hey. thx for the reminder. gonna watch this vid rn

[@zak4595]

@@kmmz4445 lol no problem man

[@savi_kay]

Hey broski. How'd it go?

[@snoot_mcgoot]

These "gambling" games are literally so, so dangerous. They can be just as addictive as actual slot machines, but are even more easily accessible, AREN'T government regulated, and literally don't even have to follow the same rules in regard to the probability of winning that actual slot machines do (i.e. they can use any algorithim they want to determine "wins", NOT actual chance/probability). Although this one seems to include more "gameplay" mechanics beyond just slot machines and spinning, it can still be incredibly addictive. Gambling addiction is not a joke, and has completely ruined peoples' lives - app stores need to start straight up banning (or at least closely monitoring and regulating) apps that use gambling in their gameplay and use microtransactions.

[@lovelykitty42]

Oh wow

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

That reminds me on a recent controvery about Call of Duty and their totally not scripted “randomized“ Rewards. Seriously, we are living in the times of the internet and professional streamers who make entire videos about opening loot boxes, how did they thought they could get away with thi....oh wait, its because they lobby to keep gambling and randomized rewards separate isn't it?

[@stitchfinger7678]

@@PancakemonsterFO4 And give people special versions of the game that pay out better for streamers n shit Same thing happened with the crate gambling sites a few years ago

[@siopalcakep2307]

some of roblox games have gambling things and slot machines

[@flamingaxolotl264]

(._.)👇 Best fiends

[@tayina8601]

The real question is how are these ppl able to get celebrities like jennifer Lopez to be in a coin master ad like????????. I've legit never seen anyone play coin master.

[@alienjack6375]

Blackmail probably

[@engineergaming1669]

Alien Jack lol I can imagine the conversation “star in our latest advertisement and maybe we’ll forget all about that tape”

[@alienjack6375]

@Clara J What makes you think coin masters is anything but gambling

[@localizeds]

@@engineergaming1669 we know all about it jennifer. Do us a favor or your reputation will be ruined.

[@alienjack6375]

@Aiyaluna Yourke This ain't it

[@Crafty420]

"With capitalism only the best most innovative products and services will flourish"

[@lizc6393]

Ethical, self-aware KZbinrs: "I need the money but I cannot accept a spammy Raid: Shadow Legends sponsorship because I care about my viewers." A-list celebrities: *MASTER OF COINS HELL YEAH GIMME THAT SWEET SWEET AD REVANUE*

[@utopes]

You’re telling me youtubers are ethical?

[@explodedglue5509]

They can be

[@iz1389]

i think javis is hiding literal tons of his excitement about him getting his braces removed

[@zygsevalatpw]

*javis*

[@thedotintheletteri]

It reads like you’re saying Jarvis with a New York accent, now I can’t stop saying it aloud

[@zygsevalatpw]

@@thedotintheletteri *j a v i s*

[@ThisIsNotAlex]

Javis sounds like a city in Greece

[@zygsevalatpw]

@@ThisIsNotAlex it does tho...

[@PerformingNerd]

Something you missed: Coin Master’s biggest fanbase is stock photo models. That’s not their fault.

[@catchara1496]

Then where’s harold

[@fxtchmetheirsoulz]

[GENERIC WHITE NAME WITH A STOCK PHOTO PERSON] attacked your village! Fix now!

[@justarandomguy2877]

Dh

[@sant340]

city17 The name would be daniel and would show like a 24 year old white with sunglasses

[@grenn1322]

@@fxtchmetheirsoulz my name is parker and im stealing your entire identity out of spite because i saw bladee on your profile

[@queenofmoons720]

Yes, Coin master is more than just a game, it’s a gateway game, much like it’s less harmful counterpart gateway drugs, it will lead your children to a life of hammering your friend villages and spending 1000 of dollars on micro transaction.

[@stitchfinger7678]

There was a story of a kid that blew $2k on fifa, you dont even have to speak hypothetically anymore

[@SisyZhou]

im falling for all the micro transactions and i cant stop myself from doing it man i'm literally addicted and its not even funny im on village 137 and im involved in all the trading card groups... im pretty sure i spent over $500 in this game and i hate myself jesus

[@OrangeyPo]

“Like JK Rowling sucked the soul out of her own work” had me HOWLING

[@Minosprimeenjoyer]

JK Howling. I'm sorry I had too

[@ShibuNub3305]

I guess you were _rowling_ on the floor with laughter! ...I’ll see myself out.

[@hesklairvoyant]

really? u howled. ur def the wierd kid

[@DespOIcito]

@@hesklairvoyant have you never heard of a hyperbole

[@bygonebunny1563]

The phrase “Animal Crossing has no winners” gave me an existential crisis.

[@HangingDGrunt]

It also sounds like "Your anime is trash they're just cartoons". And that gives me commit them necc snapper

[@doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802]

@@HangingDGrunt anime is overrated tho imo

[@HangingDGrunt]

@@doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802 Okay play with your GTA 5 imo

[@Beabell_]

just a random fat cop from gta 4 in real life I don’t think you can call an entire genre of TV overrated...

[@benjaminschaeffer4292]

I want to Fricking kill everybody who believes in that(never mind because was taken out of context anyway)

[@Flutter_Aeina]

“Jennifer lopez!” “Did you just attack my village? My village on coin master?” *Proceeds to unhinge jaw and swallow her soul*

[@laurianttonen2530]

please do.

[@Formaly_Fredrick]

Bruh

[@Tsukuyomi500]

23:35 Jarvthony Jonstano here, the internet’s busiest Coin Master here

[@ShibuNub3305]

I read this as Jarvthany Joestar and I can no longer enter heaven as a result

[@kobeangelesd]

It shocks me how many people haven’t called this game out

[@alexifelton1070]

Nobody: The ads for coin master: oMg I sToLe oPrAh’s cOiN’s iN cOiN mAsTeR nOw sHe’S gOnNa KiLl mY kIdS

[@localginger1260]

I already did

[@faithseabra5998]

That sounds like it could be an "Actually Happened" vid title

[@thepursuiterer]

At first I thought you said that they stole an orphan’s coins

[@comedy8084]

copied LOL

[@kathygordon6715]

Alexi Felton very original my guy

[@Aubriel]

My one question: why would the celebrities subject themselves to being in these terrible ads? I'm sure they have enough money already, right? How much is coin master paying them???

[@janesun3701]

i've personally never seen terry cruz or Jennifer lopez repping aNYTHING (i barely see them as spokespeople for companies) so i can only imagine it is so much that they can't say no - tens of millions?????

[@yaaaaasfire9621]

Lol maybe it was those "can I get a autograph? Pyche it's a contract"

[@meowdyllic]

@@yaaaaasfire9621 say sike right now

[@hanging_lights3619]

Because you can never have enough money, apparently.

[@rootbeerjunkie1325]

It’s not the money, it’s for exposure. Celebrities fear losing popularity or falling into obscurity so they try and put there face everywhere so people are reminded they exist.

[@rumblezerofive]

Morgan: "My village is ruined" His gf: "Sorry" Morgan: "You will be sorry" *We had reports of domestic abuse*

[@halffacedbone2998]

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

[@ironicappreciation4374]

Y’all remember the South Park episode about this? About how microtransactions in shitty mobile games target people with obsessive personalities to make a profit?? Because I do. Love getting kids addicted to gambling. Free market at its finest

[@ineffabletryx6528]

Turn off your wifi/unplug your router to see if it's fake multiplayer. See if the game still works.

[@DerKork]

If they were worth their money, they probably push the "interactions" (the raids by totally real people) from the server onto the devices.

[@MaybeMattMartin]

It doesn’t. It is multiplayer, he put it out of context, you can raid facebook friends

[@bird_w]

@@MaybeMattMartin have you consumed your cereal

[@shmekelfreckles8157]

@@MaybeMattMartin he didn't say it's fake multiplayer, he said he was raided by stock photo accs, who may not be real people. It's super shady.

[@grunch346]

Maybe Matt Martin No, you *took* it out of context. He meant about the random people that are “raiding” his village. 16:54

[@A-co1nl]

Everyone else: Pronounces Rene as Renee (ruh-ney) Jarvis: *Reen!*

[@justaracoonchillinginatoilet69]

To be fair, it make more sense than saying renee

[@rish5827]

WHEN WILL U LEARN THAT UR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES yeah it should probably be spelt rené or renée or something

[@lrose1310]

My mom had an aunt who pronounced it Ree-neee

[@jpyanity443]

My moms name is Rene and every time I tell Siri to call her it says “calling Reen”

[@KillerQueenDopamine]

The only reason I would know how to pronounce it is that's my mom's middle name and that's how she spells it :)

[@themandalorian9511]

1:35 It’s scary how well of a MorgzMum impression he can do

[@asackboyplush6508]

"Morgan, are you the coin master, yet Morgan?" Lol

[@3unknown410]

When Jarvis said "You know i used to be full of hope too" in that voice it reminded me of Nagito

[@dedusmuln]

*hope intensifies*

[@thebloon4025]

Pfp checks out

[@trollface9223]

Plot Twist: This is just propaganda so we ignore our villages in coin master so he can raid them.

[@htcmlcrip]

Good point

[@pogchamp9786]

Oh nooooo my artificial village

[@doomfry680]

Run Scott, RUUUUUUUUUUUUN

[@cringe937]

Guys bring this man to 420 likes

[@abnormal9613]

We need 420 likes on the comment

[@smflash]

In a real online multiplayer game, people would have names like 'gamer69' and wouldn't think of using their own photo in their profile and instead use a meme or video game character

[@htcmlcrip]

Also first smart comment lol

[@boiyado6717]

I'm the type of person who just uses different pictures of cats for my profile pics, my Twitter and discord are both pictures of my cat with a bag of Doritos on his back sitting on the edge of the couch.

[@unfoundpump]

I never use my face for profiles at all. I usually use a picture of a fictional character I’m obsessing over. Sometimes it’s my OC.

[@thr2648]

Usually they are different groups of people, like Facebook moms (from what I have seen) have their full names and stuff lol

[@DodgeHellcat-re2wo]

yeah my name in games is wat comes to mind first

[@TheBrimmyRat]

When they kept saying "It's not just a game" I just kept thinking "THE PHRASE ITS JUST A GAME IS SUCH A WEAK MINDSET"

[@elliatalise2491]

Jarvis laughing at himself is not the best thing I’ve seen al day, week, month, or year. It’s the best thing I’ve seen ever.

[@ShibuNub3305]

It’s just the best, no things or evers need apply

[@duckydo]

I LOVE YOUR PFP 🙏

[@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans]

timestamp please or is it just throughout the video

[@anshagrawal254]

It's like Clash of Clans if someone took all the fun stuff out of it

[@plague4661]

So clash of clans

[@waltuh1783]

@@plague4661 lol fr

[@mrspiffy8587]

It's Trash of Clans

[@javabucket561]

So just the wall upgrading part

[@javabucket561]

Plague your life

[@obamaminion418]

i hate that coinmaster needs celebrities to make their game look remotely interesting.

[@Nerdykiddd]

I hate the celebrities man their already rich I wonder how much money coin master gave them it’s probably way more than 1k

[@PolrisTired]

Alex Kay The game is so boring if it was advertised by regular actors and showed the actual content of the game no one'd care

[@j.w.techchannel]

One example being "Morgz".

[@caittastic]

i hate celebrities because its unethical to be that ritch

[@kassemir]

I hate that these celebrities are apparently willing to take part in this. They're like mansion rich, and are willing to push people in to a gambling addiction for even more money. Disgusting!

[@daysandwords]

7:50 "I'm a Beatle, but I'm also the Coinmaster." Lost it.

[@cakeisyummy5755]

Oh hello!

[@alasdairlloyd4594]

“You just keep buying the next thing you can buy, until you run out of money. Then you go to the slot machine” is just a description of real life for us working class folk

[@rianantony]

me, murdering the coin master: I've won, but at what cost

[@EthynWithAY]

+348,000 coins, go nuts

[@redlily2893]

Now you are *The Coin Master*.

[@lemonferret]

If you kill the Coin Master, you become the new Coin Master

[@lawneater]

It's called Coin Master because they're trying to master your wallet.

[@matthewhamilton2913]

There is no game, give me your wallet

[@fedor6514]

@@matthewhamilton2913 there is no wallet, take off your clothes

[@abbieaggen9738]

Jarvis: pronounces Rene “reen”

[@leix7]

Wait how's it pronounced

[@andrewollmann304]

@@leix7 Reh-nay.

[@DiMagnolia]

I wanted to scream lmao

[@pootatoot2181]

ZARK MUCKERBERG

[@bdonyxgst4603]

Holy crap

[@jakubdzejkob9989]

My Animated Story: My father died when i was 2 but I've become a Coin Master And got pregnant twice by village attackers

[@MrQuinnzard]

50th **chuckles** like! **HHAHAHAHAHAHAH** 😂😂😂😂😂

[@cat_hq_1452]

and im also in a cult village with vampires

[@robertlopez444]

@@cat_hq_1452 and I got a million dollars from my long lost uncle who is a secret agent who went to space

[@Aldo-vn6eo]

FINALLY SOMEONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT

[@goldfishfan1150]

I hate the ads, ESPECIALLY THE MORGZ ONE!

[@tutin9930]

IKR

[@maybehere6585]

EXACTLY

[@alicemoffat]

It’s about god-damn time!

[@RealAdrian2006]

Jack did you just attack my village

[@Rainbowthewindsage]

I was rewatching this and only now did I just get the joke about Rosetta throwing stones.

[@jelenako.3639]

The only reason I installed this was for gems in dragon city. I regretted it.

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

ripp at least you did it for a fun mobile game (i assume it’s fun, my mom has been playing dragon city for ages now and she’s not one for microtransactions so it must not stink)

[@Ahahashir]

@@sidoniegabrielle269 It's a fun game in some aspects. There is an event everyday (which is a lot worse than it sounds) and there ARE hundreds of micro transactions but you don't necessarily need to buy them.

[@geegeezlouis86]

I'm confused bc Dragon City is the only game I've played even close to what Jarvis describes Coin Master as being, like you just waited for dragons to hatch and built stuff? (I haven't played in years and only started bc I had to get to a certain level to get points on some other app lol)

[@paulinolexnathang.2840]

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[@goldfishfan1150]

*-Every KZbinr ever.*

[@damondgreen2239]

*Every KZbinr is sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends*

[@uselessintherain5852]

Lol

[@tntadventures5574]

oh god, I just received my 50k silver!

[@jacob-ct4hc]

i get the joke but it’s not funny don’t woooosh me

[@chroma2k]

I remember when this was a controversy in germany. Several german celebrities and youtubers made ads for coin master. Never noticed that this went beyond germany.

[@voidsterr]

HAHA YES IT WAS NEWS MONTHS AGO

[@Pai262]

I remember it too, Jan Böhmermann made a video about it

[@lauratroy13]

This shit was soo annoying and everywhere and with celebrities nobody liked

[@notafeesh4138]

Wait, it was a controversy? That’s news to me as an American.

[@nunbun4084]

Why was this controversy?

[@ona512]

The real nail in your observation is when your two accounts had the EXACT SAME PROGRESS. That really hit me. That means if you get your friends involved, they will experience nothing different from you. No funny stories of rolling the gacha and having a unique experience there. We share our summoning circles from FGO, Genshin, and FEH because of that variable experience. Someone can get 5 rare pulls of their favorite character and we can celebrate that! We can joke about bad luck when we show off absolutely trash rolls. Knowing that there's nothing that you can experience that someone else won't, makes this a sad, sad little game.

[@ona512]

I said experience too many times in this comment. Forgive me.

[@hinasolver685]

Same here, but what is "FEH" if you don't mind me asking?

[@ona512]

@@hinasolver685 Fire Emblem Heroes :3

[@freddy1940]

Dude this is like a worse version of a slot machine. At least with a slot machine you can get like a couple bucks back if you're super lucky. Here, it's literally being wasted on boring pictures.

[@decrepitmanlet652]

“I’m sorry!” “You will be sorry!” *”W O A H”* “Hitting your girlfriend isn’t the way to go”

[@goldfishfan1150]

Morgan sure needs to learn how to respect weemoon!

[@souakadpadkid6685]

Are you a PYROmaniac.

[@danielpadilla6865]

@@souakadpadkid6685 so guys we did it

[@unviewsyourmonster8113]

Goldfish Fan58 respect👏 whamen👏

[@satan9487]

but she raided his village!

[@jessicawinnefeld2967]

My favorite part of the game is when the coin master gets executed for his war crimes at the end of the campaign. It really sets up the Iore of the multiplayer.

[@Zlinky.4220]

Thomas Winnefeld lol exactly, leading to the different factions vying for power in the subsequent vacuum.

[@jar207]

This would honestly make the game way more interesting

[@eprongles]

"It's a slot machine with Flash animation" pretty sure that's every slot machine nowadays

[@SaturnDahlia]

With a lot of “online” mobile games, if you just turn off your wifi/data they still work as if you were connected, only plus is that you no longer have to watch ads every 30 seconds

[@swivelsenpaier6135]

I’m surprised no one has mentioned “ZARK MUCKERBERG”

[@evee3164]

Swivel Senpaier seems legit

[@nobody-xz9yw]

Or the fact that he said 'reen' instead of 'renay' for Rene

[@meowdyllic]

@@nobody-xz9yw it looks like reen tho

[@eleanorlewis4527]

Speaking of JK Rowling, does anyone else remember the crappy Harry Potter mobile game that is basically sims but with more micro transactions?

[@minthemadnezz200]

Hogwarts Mystery....(i got a mood for it and i only got too year 5 it was so tiring)

[@marieoconnell6191]

my friends got mad at me when i deleted it because it was basically just completing minor tasks to uncover a really boring plot line that was the same for everyone no matter what choices you made :(

[@facer3609]

Hogwarts mystery looked good, but it takes like 2 hours to load

[@elysium2051]

@@minthemadnezz200 lol I got to year 2 and I was already bored

[@ashestodust9483]

Kind of an insult to Sims....

[@elainelouve]

If it was real, there should be an international crowd of people raiding your village. Just in Candy Crush they teamed me up with 4 other players. One of them had a Spanish name, one an Arabic name, mine is Finnish, and I guess the other 2 were English names. Also don't forget all the user names like $$$### and whatever.

[@iftimeis9107]

I'm addicted to this game because it's so satisfying winning and upgrading your village. The urge to make purchases on coin master is so hard to fight, but I'm never spending money on this game because you can make the money you spend so easily the next day.

[@bumblejuice1863]

okay i literally lost myself over “moh-gan ah yu thuh coin masta- yet moh-gan?”

[@stargacha2453]

u watch ii?

[@bumblejuice1863]

star gacha yea

[@ggs27]

When is that?

[@tekkiico]

Oh wow didn’t expect to see you here bumble

[@bumblejuice1863]

SourBoi PFFTT HAHSHS jjdwksn yeah i’m everywhere hi

[@hardstyle2289]

This is literally just milking children and stupid people out of money, no gameplay involved

[@strangeperson722]

🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

[@populationalec7741]

Calm down we’ve all played a mobile game before

[@dhruvtukadiya]

@@populationalec7741 you don't even "play" this game, you press a button a let the automated system show you some animations until you're required to pay money. It wouldn't be a problem if you actually did something other than press one button on a slot machine.

[@populationalec7741]

Joshi Dhruv I meant that as a joke because many games are as manipulative as this one and looking back I can see how my statement seemed rude, deepest apologies- Ghoul walks into a bar

[@dhruvtukadiya]

@@populationalec7741 ah, that's fine then. It's hard to take a comment like that as a joke when there are people who legit say things like that. It's still no excuse for a mobile game to be this scummy.

[@galactic7458]

“This isn’t very black beetles of you” is my new favorite phrase

[@louisepepino872]

I like the Zeffo poster in the back! What a great way to honor our fearless leader!

[@Dispeckful]

"You will be sorry." ...did morgz just threaten his girlfriend over a mobile game?

[@axinitewolf]

Eeeeyep basically.

[@MoonyMythic]

“Making my girlfriend sorry for 24 HOURS (SHE CRIED)”

[@goldfishfan1150]

Yes, yes he did...

[@goldfishfan1150]

Bela MoonStone Thumbnail is of morgz beating his girlfriend while she cries *FOR 24 HOURS*

[@alastorbutwithagun]

Goldfish Fan58 And then at the end of the video he shoots her

[@gryph0n753]

Any game with “master” in it, is automatically bad

[@amicable6221]

2050 - Game Master 3000 - MASTER 5000 - mmmm

[@dr.alphys]

Large Walruses 10000: n

[@insomniacradio2566]

SilveryMarsh 11000: .

[@kippyskippy1872]

Spiffy 11111:

[@scrubdrip6859]

LEGO Star Wars remastered. This is silly

[@yotamwilson7350]

18:06 - I can confirm it is not an actual slot machine, the logic in the background is more of a wheel with set results rather than 3 individual reels that randomize which is how slot machines work.

[@aspenfall4019]

I got one of these ads at the start of the video and thought it was the actual video so i watched the ad all the way through before realizing it was not part of the video

[@nherty6172]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😆 You got played.

[@spiderworld384]

rip

[@JoshuaNyquist]

Jarvis is really just trying to get everyone to stop playing so he can become the Coin Master!

[@againhere1788]

Wake up America!

[@javakio6267]

Just opened my third eye, no longer a sheep thanks

[@eedoan]

Etta just don't let him become the Coin Master

[@meowmeow3532]

PFFT-BAHAHAHAHAHahaahahaha underrated comment

[@666_cthulhu]

how has no one mentioned the “PunishMeDaddy” username actually that’s a 10/10 name ngl

[@HyperfixatationInc]

"I didn't go to a dentist" no you most likely went to an orthodontist.

[@circleception6026]

Jo lol

[@EddoFoxy]

Those snack cakes are also a thing in the Netherlands (where I live) and the name for them is horrendously racist. I'm not even gonna type it out, but yeah. That's a thing

[@DixieTsutsaeva]

I think it's so interesting that these kinds of games boast about how many downloads they've had but not how many active players there are. They do a good job of hiding what the game play is actually like and scam you into downloading only for you to delete the app two days later.

[@SeanLaMontagne]

Didn't EA hire child psychologists to help them design their games around exploiting the potential gambling habits of children via microtransactions and lootboxes? I'm sure that concept doesn't translate to this game at all.....

[@KeyToAeris2024]

Sean Lamontagne I’m a psychology student and that is an interesting theory they may have done that. If it’s true it’s disgusting.

[@dozzy9984]

@@KeyToAeris2024 I would go further, if it's true there should be consequences that money wouldn't help them with.

[@007Maariie]

Yes it's true, I'm not sure about EA but fortnite did it.

[@SeanLaMontagne]

@@KeyToAeris2024 I hate the prhasing of "If that's true" because it implies that the reader could not google the answer themselves before commenting. Off topic, but that's all I could think of when I read your comment.

[@karlovisttimes8271]

@@007Maariie ut fortnite isn't with gambling. Perhaps addiction though.

[@Dargonhuman]

Is it weird that I'm actually a little disappointed that the video sponsor wasn't Raid Shadow Legends, just for the irony factor?

[@ygobe2]

Lovely pfp

[@ShibuNub3305]

Benjamin suffocated

[@orsikocs]

Whattttt

[@nickzila4641]

It’s made by same devs lol

[@awesomedude5558]

@@nickzila4641 No they're not. One (Raid) is made by Plarium Games, while the other (Coin Master) is maid by Moon Active.

[@reganhulvey4213]

17:40 - hey now we’re all winners in animal crossing 🤗 the most wholesome game out there lol

[@Steamworker_Evolair]

Every single time i watch this video, when he's saying that the game is targeting kids at 13:45, my brain interprets it as that the game is appealing to morgz, and that thought is hilarious. Just picturing that his brain can be boiled down to "OOO LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY COLORS!!!" is honestly perfect

[@edygilewicz6519]

speaking of “truthful commercials” anybody else think it’s weird that that house game (that’s sorta like candy crush) has ads that are like “choose the right object to fix this issue” and then u go on the game and it’s nothing like that? idk but i’d love to play a game like that but those ads are SO misleading.

[@amelia5603]

It is actually in the game. It just happens randomly at some point past level 80.

[@AnnoyingAsianWitch]

Gardenscape?

[@tartagliussy529]

Homescapes adds

[@jordanranstead3016]

I always played those ads and then ditched them after the skip button appears

[@Jikage]

Edy Lou Gilewicz ikr those choose a choice ads are better than the game i found it more entertaining and i kinda get mad when they do i’m somethin wrong

[@lorenzovakarian]

Plot twist: Jarvis got secretly sponsored by Coin Master and this is just a 23 minute ad

[@DiogoChris]

XD

[@TheQuestioned]

I love me a good ad that trash talks the thing its promoting for 23 minutes straight

[@srmixmed]

Secretly sponsoring is a violation of the YT rules

[@danate3849]

shut up spagnebob

[@briaiguess8834]

@@srmixmed It was a joke ;-;

[@clearhelios1450]

What's worse is that there are KZbinrs being sponsored by coin master and their audience is mainly made up of kids

[@katsukibakugou8384]

Jarvis needs to go ahead and just do some impressions. He has TALENT

[@cokejupiter6189]

3:10 “get in loser we’re going to threaten a blonde girl into giving me 10% of her coins”

[@doudemoiidesuyo1682]

HAAAA

[@doudemoiidesuyo1682]

Everytime I see one of these I can hear Regina's voice lmao

[@tikinn]

Hi, I'm Jennifer Lopez and you're watching Disney Channel

[@t2hk_]

Exactly what I thought.

[@aymate9179]

and aTtaCk mY viLlAgE

[@bearrett_8783]

Today, we're playing a stupid game Coin Master! The game is about ruining your own life and your friendship! Play now

[@coconutcore]

10:18 *finger shoots for the “skip ad”*

[@C.V.L2]

you can run but you cannot hide from our overlord, zeffo.

[@vanna3.1415]

yes for he is the master of all. the GREAT AND MIGHTY demigod type thing/ruler of all ZEFFO

[@lancevoltron3585]

Is it even legal to ask someone to sign something saying they won't participate in a class action lawsuit in order to use your falsely advertised product?

[@firstnamelastname7244]

That agreement probably wouldn't hold up in a court of law. At least I fucking hope it wouldn't.

[@Fletacarling]

@@firstnamelastname7244 It actually would. The reason they say what it entails under the click-box is bc the court from the candy crush case said that the class action waiver for CC was invalid bc the consumers didn't know it was included. Almost every product has class action waivers even vacuums and when properly disclosed they hold up well. Courts hate class actions bc they're expensive and difficult to litigate.

[@WhateverWhenever888]

It isn't falsely advertised.

[@mirih4239]

Unfortunately, yes. And the arbitration clause, which is arguably just as bad, is also perfectly legal.

[@simeondermaats]

The Zeffo poster is just standing there, *M E N A C I N G L Y*

[@BrianGaming365]

Yes

[@R3DPharaoh]

Jojo reference?

[@R3DPharaoh]

Yarooo. DIO.

[@gingerbread6356]

ZEFFOS YESSSS, FINALLY SOMEONE REMEMBER THE ZEFFOS

[@garfield8mybrain356]

Our Savior

[@kazmira9685]

I'm watching this while literally playing a slot machine game. lol At least it doesn't try to disguise itself from what it actually is.

[@loganmiller7827]

I want to name my future daughter a name that is extremely rare and also has a Greek origin, and I wonder how Jarvis would pronounce it. He's almost certainly never seen or heard it before. What if he accidentally said the name correctly 😳

[@adrienneczerni6516]

I have a character in my manuscript called Leuce and I'm yet to hit someone as a beta reader who has pronounced it correctly but that might be on me