ALL D23 news whether we care or not

Let's rate the news because if you thought you loved Numbered Lists, you're not even ready for Scores On An Arbitrary Scale!
This is not going to be a regular location or camera arrangement; this is just a quick informal video where it was easier to be reading from my computer! Don't fear it because it is not real change.
What do YOU care most about right now?
The incoming subtle disney blog posts about all the things they’re going to close in the next year - / jennynicholson
Probably Marvel Movies - / jennyenicholson
Subscribing to streaming services I didn’t even want before to stave off the eventuality of a Disney entertainment monopoly, at which point Disney+ streaming will cost $500 annually - / progamerjenny
The Obi Wan series - / spider_jewel
The ongoing political unrest in Hong Kong which prompted me to not address any of the announcements made regarding Hong Kong Disneyland, because I didn’t want to not-mention what’s going on but also didn’t want to mention it purely in the context of its impact on theme park news - / spiderjewel
That space restaurant - / jennynicholsonvids
Also my webcam recording software's quality is inconsistent, recommend me software that is consistent please

[@nmk537]

19:04 😨 NO! JENNY! THEY'RE GOING TO CHARGE YOU $6000 TO SIT BEHIND A POLE AND FIDDLE WITH A JANKY APP! JENNNYYY

[@cyrusquartz285]

Literally this came up on autoplay and she was so excited I’m crying

[@paytertots]

her giving it a 12/10 is brutal

[@iversiafanatic]

I remember when this video came out and I thought, “a Star Wars hotel? They won’t be able to pull that off, they can’t even handle a convention well.”

[@emilyarter2773]

I had to pause the video and brace myself when she mentioned it, then she talks about being so excited again at the end, tragic.

[@ithiusdomino]

Only found out at her because of that 4 hour video, I've been going through her older stuff since and this was tragic.

[@lispeaks]

oh boy, that star wars hotel sure does sound fun! i bet that it will be a functional, reasonably-priced experience with no major visual obstructions.

[@mizushimo]

I'm sure it will be a family friendly immersive experience that lets YOU be the center of your own star wars story

[@TheBluestflamingos]

Omg, it's Li! Hi li! Big fan

[@PhilosophyTube]

i've been saying for ages that you can make a great video out of ANYTHING, and here you literally made one in which you do your email admin. And it rules. This is an absolute revelation, like this is a whole new genre of content right here

[@peterk.9571]

Olly! I see you are a man of taste.

[@peluksape]

beautiful crossover here

[@flaming_trout]

It's like having a really long one-sided conversation with a good friend who won't let you get a word in but you don't care because for some reason everything they have to say is interesting

[@0cramoi]

We need an Abby + Jenny collab SO BAD

[@trashbasket11]

@@0cramoi I vote for Abby, Jenny, Natalie, and Lindsey crossover special. It would be amazing.

[@urdogsfriend5579]

her tone literally does not change when she mentions a 0/10 or a 10/10 im obsessed

[@Mythraen]

I honestly wondered if a couple of the 10 (or 10+) were sarcastic. And, like, sarcasm is my thing. I mock people who say you can't tell sarcasm in text, but... I can't tell when Jenny is sarcastic (sometimes)!

[@Echo3_]

i find her personality very attractive. I bet she is fun to chat with because I have ADD and i can lock in on what she says with no effort :)

[@LordChesalot]

dear god twitter is real, i thought all these style comments were fake

[@airsoftreaper99]

@@LordChesalot npcs

[@BE-fw1lr]

@@airsoftreaper99 Everyone's an NPC except you, the most specialist boy in the whole world.

[@teraphIl1000]

I do _not_ care about Disney announcements, but I _do_ care about how much or how little Jenny cares about them.

[@doctordemon9324]

Agreed

[@PHeMoX]

Yeah that sounds about right indeed!

[@tracychristenson177]

That's the only reason I'm here! Jenny, you should pin this comment.

[@user-ri2qn4qo4k]

Same. Jenny could make reading the phone book funny.

[@axlgonzalez6652]

#facts

[@jojomonkey908]

Jenny has LED lights now she’s a real pro gamer.

[@Trowa71]

What an epic gamer moment. Thanks, Disney!

[@RawbeardX]

so... uhm, Jenny bathwater when? *heavy breathing*

[@XephB]

Absolutely missread this as pro gender

[@solarprogeny6736]

@@XephB A B O L I S H G E N D E R

[@thewoosp2782]

I thought her door was ajar...

[@shawnhayes1259]

Download link to picture of Robert Downey Junior : 3/10 Entire new Star Wars series: 2/10

[@GladiusTR]

Sounds about right

[@AntheanCeilliers]

Same.

[@captaincrazycreative]

I mean to be fair... The series DID turn out to be Kenobi

[@tendertende]

This is so genuinely fun to watch almost 2 years later because I know how so many of these projects were received

[@jackjones4248]

Genie and Star Wars Hotel were both huge flops

[@skippythealien9627]

@@jackjones4248 Star Wars Hotel literally cost a top executive her job....that's how badly it flopped

[@hebablo]

@@skippythealien9627 for real? Whom? And ya, hard to mess that up. Shame

[@skippythealien9627]

@@hebablo man i'm googling this because i could have sworn i read this somewhere, but now i can't find any record of it lol. maybe i hallucinated this? i could have sworn this was true though

[@viperman33]

@@skippythealien9627 I like that you fact checked yourself though, and maybe you just can't find it right now.

[@ernststravoblofeld]

I think the big porg locked Jenny out of the bedroom.

[@AlgoEstranho]

The Porg consumes all

[@mollyfarquhar824]

Ming Mongo This is oddly terrifying. Annabelle who.

[@montyr2083]

Hugo organized a porg revolt. They've seized most of the house.

[@monicacarranco8525]

She did say in one video that hugo controls her so maybe he did lock her out of her room

[@trtx84]

"Disney bought an island that people live on...and nobody even blinked at this news." ...we're living in the origin story of the Avatar theme park.

[@crusadusgaming]

Disney is gonna launch Skynet and start Judgement Day.

[@ViolationNotice]

@@crusadusgaming someone has to do it, it's overdue.

[@troysmith159]

Is Disney gonna commit genocide on that island?

[@iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013]

@@troysmith159 Almost certainly, but just the kind of genocide that India began committing a few decades ago in the sentinel islands, where there are now like a hundred natives left literally dancing for food, rather than the kind Britain committed in India a few decades prior where natives also probably danced for food but it wasn't given to them.

[@sba6796]

Don't worry past Jenny, you did get to stay at the Star Wars Hotel but you were seated behind a pillar the entire time

[@teagannam]

I could literally watch Jenny review flavors of water and be entertained

[@ellw7830]

Wow I hope she does this now

[@goldenclasp]

I need this!

[@flowerpower2906]

She used to review toy ponies if you look at her first videos ✨

[@backwardsbandit8094]

I watched her review Halloween decoration spiders like a couple months ago and it was absurdly funny for such a bizarre topic

[@orionliketheconstellation3003]

Roger Wilco she has second channel? Whats it called?

[@jackwalls6551]

I didn't think you owned a chair.

[@Chipiliro613]

She doesn't. It belongs to her neighbour. She has to have it back within the hour.

[@Shmaples]

I didn't think there was another side of her room.

[@Chipiliro613]

@@Shmaples I know right? I thought it opened up onto a Twilight Zone-esque void.

[@somerandompersonidk2272]

@@Chipiliro613 I thought it belonged to Giant Porg

[@LiamWalds]

"General Hux went on a lot of Disney cruises when he was a kid" he later went on to make a movie about Disney and all their $30 plastic wands

[@KetsubanSolo]

You know the Twi'leks? They're high-priced courtesans. Rich Neimodian businessmen now pay thousands for one in costume.

[@jackjones4248]

Haven't you ever had a fantasy, supreme leader?

[@puffedrice4624]

Porg flu.

[@James-oi9vu]

Those drumsticks? Tauntaun.

[@PurpletasticFred]

Really?You got me Captain Phasma? Isn't that the one you wanted? Boba Fett, JIM!

[@Bear-lo4ms]

"Rise of Skywalker, I care 11/10!" *winces in sympathy*

[@annedavis3340]

Relatable content

[@huyphan7825]

Jenny: "Who is Moon Knight?!" Me, a hardcore Moon Knight fan whose read all the comics and developed complex critiques and opinions of the superhero: "Same."

[@secretname3897]

This comment took me on a journey.

[@taylor11111]

What

[@rattyeely]

Jenny expecting all marvel charcters with "Moon" in their name to be a wacky cartoon moon people

[@slackerdenile8836]

Aren't they?

[@revuesdeminuit4071]

Tbf, I imagined some little meta-knight looking fella, so seeing the actual design is a let down.

[@blakerobertus7533]

@@slackerdenile8836 Nah, I seem to recall Moon Knight having a rather serious demeanor

[@euangriffiths7466]

I mean, Moon Girl exists...

[@adamwarlock1]

Maybe she would like the Mooninites from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

[@jordanwitt7739]

The real gem from this video is that Jenny thinks Santa Claus lives off planet

[@mistersplice]

The bonus gem is that she doesn't "trust large boats"

[@ThreadBomb]

@@mistersplice Why would you trust large boats? Why would you deliberately get stuck in a large hotel/mall on the ocean, when you could just visit a hotel or mall that is safely on land?

[@chocolatebunnies6376]

One should always be on a boat, in case of biblically proportioned deluges.

[@rubicon3382]

He takes a Disney space-cruise ship down to Earth every December

[@devinpaul9026]

@@chocolatebunnies6376 Or in the event that some punk be illin' and wanna dis one's style.

[@commandrogyne]

honestly the way Jenny reacted to that godawful triggered joke was like 10 times funnier than the joke itself

[@timothymclean]

Only ten times? Man, you must not have liked that reaction at all.

[@calebhoback8330]

I forgot how much she was really looking forward to the Star-Cruiser. It makes how terrible her experience was so much sadder.

[@CutsceneArtist]

"I'm sure you - as well as I - love the word 'pavilion'…."

[@ThreadBomb]

Because it sounds like pavlova?

[@raggedyanarchist]

Good point... why DO you need to know about that Marvel preschool show so far in advance? Like, who are you trying to hype up? None of the people who are gonna watch it are alive yet.

[@TheEndKing]

We both know THAT'S not true.

[@raggedyanarchist]

@@TheEndKing Haha... that's fair.

[@talic-os5899]

26 year old adults that are really excited about The Thunderman's or that Mickey webserie.

[@solarprogeny6736]

@@andchimeras you're a genius, gotta hype up the sperms

[@darthralin]

Maybe they're going for the adults who want to watch it and go "Awww, so cute."

[@0hate9]

"I have never been on a cruise ship, because I don't trust large boats." That sentence is the funniest thing in this video, and I don't understand why.

[@wmascolin]

*foreshadowing*

[@staceyann1180]

It's hilarious! (But I'm actually terrified of cruise ships too. Since Jenny has a lot of behind-the-scenes info, I imagine she's heard more cruise disaster stories than I have. People missing, cruise ships that smuggle drugs... And other dark stuff that nobody needs to read in a happy comment section!)

[@TheReZisTLust]

Titanic

[@TPNsBiggestFan]

@@staceyann1180 i mean, im scared of anything, so its not surprising, but i hate being on boats so much lol. not as bad as airplanes though

[@UTU49]

I'm getting addicted to the way Jenny talks. It's like... "sad, hopeful boredom".

[@ilikematches2]

I've found myself accidentally emulating her speech patterns while critiquing or explaining things. Honestly it just super entertaining

[@danielsimmich1858]

I always assumed your bedroom was like the size of your bed plus 3 square feet

[@thewolfofthestars1847]

I just assumed that corner of a bedroom opened up into outer space as soon as it went off camera. Jenny is an eldritch alien being

[@elizabethgrazier8334]

Same😂😂😂😂

[@micahmosse3876]

@@thewolfofthestars1847 fun fact! This is actually true! Jenny can manipulate her space, and just changed the appearance of her room for this video.

[@maxhydekyle2425]

@@micahmosse3876 She actually gave up her elder god powers to save our world.

[@micahmosse3876]

@@maxhydekyle2425 our hero, truly

[@Colin-kh6kp]

Disney presents: High school musical: The Musical: The Series

[@levibond9755]

“I think it’s a movie”

[@roguishpaladin]

I hope they adapt it for Broadway, so we can have High School Musical: The Musical: The Series: The Musical

[@badnoisebebopblackoutnetwo3348]

@@roguishpaladin YOU...keep talking

[@Shmaples]

@Bob Wow and then they can adapt it to a videogame so we can have High School Musical: The Musical: The Series: The Musical: The Series: The Game! A PS5 exclusive.

[@VicFishHD]

@@Shmaples this triggered me as a millenial

[@erinaileen4129]

“Star Girl is Baby’s First Manic Pixie Dream Girl” I *LOST* it at the painful accuracy.

[@sophiamiyamoto148]

I read that book when I was about 9 years old and even then it pissed me off the way that 'Stargirl' was characterized

[@leviathxns]

@@sophiamiyamoto148 I remember it being a rough read

[@edgarallenhoe3518]

I loved it as a kid but that is 100% how I will be describing it in the future

[@kathode4567]

watching all of jenny's videos in quarantine. Jenny: "it's a bummer that all the things i'm excited about are coming out in the next year. Then after 2020 nothing i care about comes out." monkey's paw: *curls*

[@TheNumnutRandomness]

*Nearly a year later* "It's time for (Marvel movies) to slow down" ah HAaaa...

[@skippythealien9627]

it's so eerie to see videos from 2018 and 2019 and looking at how things went because of the pandemic. it's like a bizarro world

[@lillianward2810]

And that’s not even touching the Star Wars hotel

[@bobjuniorman5352]

Moon Girl isn’t related to Moon Knight. But don’t worry, she also isn’t related to Moon Boy, who is however related to Devil Dinosaur. So. ... Hope that clears it up.

[@r.p.4756]

But will moon knight wield his moonlight greatsword?

[@b.parker1740]

Also, I love how her initial response to Moon Knight was "how whimsical." Little did she know...

[@alexintheabstract]

What about Moone Boy starring Chris O'Dowd?

[@Mixs10002]

WHAT

[@bitnewt]

Comics are fucking ridiculous and I love it.

[@Defunctland]

The lack of Cirque du Soleil coverage is equal parts shocking and offensive.

[@JennyNicholson]

I wasn't sure how to explain

[@OwlaboveCitylights]

Explain here in comments channels I like interacting

[@jaeldi]

@@JennyNicholson Wait, Is Cirque de Soleil owned by Disney now?! "Oh Noooo!"

[@roristevens2810]

The news was that the replacement for La Nouba in Orlando will open next March. It’s an all-new show with a Disney animation theme.

[@Acidlib]

jaeldi Nope, thankfully, they’re just planning a new show at Disney Springs to replace La Nouba next year.

[@timothymclean]

I was starting to wonder why I'd decided to rewatch a four-and-a-half-year-old video about Disney stuff that would all be old news. Then Jenny mentioned the Star Wars hotel and gave it a 12/10 anticipation rating, and gave Rise of Skywalker an 11/10, and I basked in the dramatic irony.

[@annasmith6090]

"she's not excited about being santa so then she goes down to earth"-- Does Jenny think that Santa is from outer space?

[@LoganStJames-lp2fx]

earth is flat and the north pole is hovering above us!! wake up globeheads!!!!

[@iliketrains5525]

I

[@cgibabyhand]

or heaven

@@cgibabyhand I mean, Santa does mean Saint after all... and Santa Claus does look like God...

[@staceyann1180]

I mean, maybe it explains Santa's ability to traverse certain parts of the globe in one night. He's an alien with super advanced alien tech! I think Jenny might have done secret connections to Santa, because that makes all the sense to me.

[@pleasedonotwatchmychannel]

They announced the preschooler show so early so people can plan to have kids by then.

[@0ctopusComp1etely]

That's some next-level corporation subliminal messaging.

[@hayleyhellbound9513]

Honestly I was semi-pissed it wasn’t going to be out until I realized both my kids (infant and 2) will be right in the target demographic for it.

[@bfnvalley]

I believe it.

[@kipper1668]

I wanted to make a joke about "oh we all know some people who love disney enough to do that am I right, people?" but if I'm honest it's too close to the truth

[@Chipiliro613]

Woah, so many new room angles... *It's the Jenny Nicholson Expanded Apartment*

[@alpharaptor6865]

Includes: my little pony collection I didn't know existed

[@ellacatena2140]

13:22 "Unless it's like weirdo Twilight Zone Marvel stuff, that would be kind of fun" I can't believe Jenny predicted the plot of WandaVision in September 2019

[@BernardMcFadden]

Jenny in 2019: I care the most about Frozen 2, Star Wars Episode IX: Rise of Skywalker, and Galactic Starcruiser… 2024: Rise of Skywalker is the most hated Star Wars film, Frozen 2 was borderline incomprehensible despite having some good songs, and Galactic Starcruiser is permanently closed. So…

[@rattyeely]

"triggered, as a millennial" yeah because that's exactly how millennials talk about themselves

[@izzeyum12]

and people in high school now are definitely millennials

[@okayfloatstudios3097]

Alexa Rodriguez Obviously it’s a period piece

[@madsniperD]

That joke is instantly infuriating and it just goes to show how little they give a fuck about catering to their actual demographics.

[@monoculares]

@@madsniperD the joke is made by an older person and it's meant to be kind of cringy for a younger audience

[@mxpronounced3224]

@@monoculares ...well they've got the cringe part down

[@Chipiliro613]

*Me trying to explain Jenny's channel to a friend* 'Yeah, her videos are like half an hour long and she talks about stuff I may barely care about and that she may barely care about and I watch it all the time and I'm very confused why...!'

[@Sean-ll5cm]

I think that's about as apt a description as one can manage regarding this channel :)

[@MrDj232]

"I can't tell if she's 15 or 25, and someone will probably call you a pedo for watching a young girl on a bed full of stuffed animals ramble about Disney. But it's weirdly funny no matter what the topic is."

[@heyandy889]

Well she's pretty hot. And a nerd. And articulate, and unapologetic about her opinions. So ... that's why I'm here lol

[@rustyshunt4648]

Same. I’ve never seen Frozen and I think Disney is the devil. But she seems pure of heart so I keep watching.

[@harry_ord]

I started watching for the obscure book readings. I'm staying for the themepark videos.

[@eadlynjune]

Oh my gosh, they actually bought an island. We always joked but it’s actually kinda starting. They own land that people live on. What the actual Figment.

[@trashbasket11]

In fairness they've owned an actual town where people live for a long time like since they built disneyworld.

[@ohno5559]

19:03 was the peak of the Galactic Starcruiser's existence, it was all downhill from here

[@RatherWatchThemSA]

High School Musical: The Musical: The Series: The Film: The Ride

[@francabanillas813]

:the short documentary: the podcast

[@devinpaul9026]

@@francabanillas813 The breakfast cereal.

[@GreatLake-Blake]

@@devinpaul9026 the flame thrower

[@devinpaul9026]

@@GreatLake-Blake Almost went with that one myself. May the Schwartz be with you!

[@AllyGatorAnimator]

@@GreatLake-Blake High school Musical: The Musical: The Series: The Film: The Ride: The Breakfast Cereal: The Flame Thrower: The Trading-Card Game: The T-Shirt...The Musical.

[@johannabelle]

I love Jeff Goldblum a lot, but I'm so glad I'm not the only one who's kind of tired of him being memeified and obsessed over. He's so much more fun if you just let him exist in the wild.

[@johannabelle]

also like the flood of attention for jeff/keanu/whoever very quickly turns a special thing into something much less special. disney blatantly commodifying it is the final soul-crushing step.

[@katherinemorelle7115]

It reminds me of the wild uptick in love for Jeniffer Lawrence (she’s so weird and relatable, I love her!!1!1) that very quickly turned to loathing (uh she tries so hard to be weird and relatable. She’s just the worst!!1!1) Idolising celebrities is never a good idea. Except for Misha Collins. Idolise away.

[@erraticonteuse]

@@johannabelle As someone who's loved Keanu since Bill and Ted, I agree.

[@BookChats]

@@katherinemorelle7115 there was a great think piece about JLaw and the cycle of female celebrity: building then up so we can tear them back down, a few years ago!

[@elizabethashley42]

While I do enjoy the stupid memes, seeing a celebrity's popularity explode like Jeff's or Keanu's now just makes me nervous on the celebrity's behalf. I want to just enjoy the celebrity's awesomeness from afar, not wait for the other shoe to drop about why they're actually a terrible person.

[@shadyminion]

"I've seen pictures of this man before." I literally laughed out loud

[@user-cx8ib2zs1o]

3/10

[@SongbirdAlom]

Also thank you for calling out the memification of older celebrities. You put into words what I struggled with.

[@backwardsbandit8094]

Why nobody uses tumblr anymore

[@ddeegan6532]

How much i care about Disney: 1/10 How much I care about Jenny's opinions on it: 11/10

[@no-man_baugh]

On the one hand: It’s very creepy seeing you not sitting on the bed with plushies that in some way relate to the subject of the video surrounding you But on the other hand: nice mlp collection

[@Kanggaxx]

The MLP collection is much, much creepier.

[@no-man_baugh]

@Kanggaxx i dunno. Maybe they just remind me of that one video where Jenny cleans and restores old ponys kzbin.info/www/bejne/gZbWl6Khq9hqeZo

[@Sleepy_on_the_moon]

Yeah it’s pretty impressive, like look at that shelf.

[@deffdefying4803]

Kanggaxx if you think small pastel-coloured horses are creepy I feel sorry for you.

[@no-man_baugh]

@deffdefying in their defense there are some ponies that have gem stones for eyes And, be honest, do you think those are the eyes of god or satan?

[@curiouser-curiouser]

I went to school like two blocks away from the school where high school musical was filmed. Trust me, the students there have heard about it so goddamn much they couldn’t give less of a shit at this point

[@charlesherbig4502]

So, it's High School Musical: The Musical: The Series: The Musical: The Series: The Therapy Session?

[@frankundercoverdragon6288]

Watching this after the Star Wars hotel video is so funny like she was so excited 😭

[@Maplestarknight]

That reaction to the high school musical triggered joke is honestly. Mood.

[@mariokarter13]

D23 had so many memorable characters, Wall-kun, Panel-chan, Disney Won't Let Their Employees Evacuate a Hurricane-sama.

[@kabobawsome]

On the Black actors thing, very, very telling that the medium they choose to give them roles in are roles that you can't see their skin in.

[@1000huzzahs]

"I'm going to give the new Star Wars Hotel a 12 out of 10." Oh Jenny

[@Skidblanar]

I'd like to think Jenny's bed is all stuffed animals now and there's no room for her anymore to sleep so she just bought the most comfortable chair she could find.

[@gmoney66]

"It doesn't look cheap " counts as 100% fresh on JennyTomatoes.

[@nya.nyandrew]

oh boy, the star wars hotel 12/10 after the new video...

[@danielharmon15]

23:20 Jenny: "What? They're going to wipe down the ride each time? That seems ridiculous" *corona has entered the chat*

[@hellohandhold]

casually mentioning you used to work at disneyland made me go feral w/ Excitement For The Hidden Lore

[@henryD9363]

Am I not the first? More, more, more!

[@Leah-yh5sj]

I want to hear Jenny's work stories! I don't care if they're boring! I want more!

[@nothankyouthanksforasking]

@@Leah-yh5sj She told quite a few on "Podcast: The Ride" and Defunctland. There are other podcasts she told stories on you can find on KZbin. Just look up her name + podcast.

[@Chipiliro613]

She also talks about her time with Disney in some of her Patreon videos.

[@Chipiliro613]

@@freedom_mayor 'horse farmer' lol

[@Fuzzy_Barbarian]

I just wanted Jenny to watch Moon Knight expecting whimsy and instead getting a murderous former mercenary with dissociative identity disorder.

[@riley8385]

I wanted her to read the Dracula panel.

[@TheTlay101]

I hope she found out what a petty binch Moon Knight is. The man just want him money

[@mxpronounced3224]

"....But why?" is a very relatable experience while hearing about all these weird Disney updates

[@annedavis3340]

Yes.

[@starsparkle78]

I'm glad that you found those Tsum Tsums that you wanted at the expo. Also I had a great time talking to you inline for the Disney store at the expo. Keep on being weird.

[@anu_start]

woah, 2 new angles within a month; jenny, are you okay?

[@peenhigg2836]

Tis her Gaming Office

[@maxhydekyle2425]

@@peenhigg2836 Well she is a pro gamer now

[@tantryl]

@@maxhydekyle2425 Girls can't be gamers. I bet she can't even name three characters from Putt-Putt Travels Through Time.

[@maxhydekyle2425]

@@tantryl Cut her some slack, she's been stuck in the moon goo for decades

[@silverkyre]

@@tantryl she's the first girl Pro Gamer, it's a super big deal

[@MJSHappy]

The delivery of "I've seen pictures of this man before" has got me rolling

[@GardinerAlan]

It's honestly so funny watching all of Jenny's videos backwards from the Star Wars hotel one. Every single worst case scenario confirmed or somehow worse than she imagineered

[@thenewherooftime815]

This video only gets more fun to watch the farther into the future we get

[@ChronoGamerOne]

22:45 11/10 "I care in, like, the way that you care about the time and manner of your own death." I like this statement 10 out of 10.

[@laurabowles]

Kept scrolling to see if I could find this comment. I just about fell out of my chair laughing at that. Too accurate

[@madz2013]

“Baby’s First Manic Pixie Dream Girl” I’m SCREAMING. I used to love the Stargirl books but you are definitely spot on with your descriptions

[@Nukefandango]

That book inspired me to write fan fiction when I was like 12. I wanted them to be together!

[@amusedcuriosity3370]

back after your review of the star wars hotel. im so sorry past jenny i wish the future was kinder....

[@TheM00ndawg]

Moon Knight and Lizzie McGuire are actually the same thing.

[@dannydelacruz7303]

....yes

[@user-eu3xh6tl1h]

Please explain

[@coolnewpants]

"I care, in like, the way that you care about the time and manner of your own death" haha, that had me laughing

[@Dyrwen]

'what's with all these MOON PEOPLE?!' Preach it, Jenny.

[@KenKeenan1973]

Actually, I believe they prefer Lunar-Americans

[@OdaSwifteye]

*mooninites intensify*

[@StarlightPrism]

I can't believe Jenny has a problem with Moon People, I really thought she was more tolerant than that!

[@christalcavanaugh]

This is so fun to watch in retrospect because she was mostly spot on 😂

[@jmlkinc]

"I don't like the sassy eyebrows. Those bode ill." - Quote of the Video.

[@MynameisDanaSaunders]

If Disney+ doesn't have a Plo Koon profile avatar it's not even worth subscribing

[@Night5225]

If moon knight can get a series, I at least want a Plo Koon collectible water bottle.

[@thefatheroflies7921]

Plo Koon headphones/ earmuffs or we riot.

[@Chipiliro613]

*Plo Koon* - 'I wouldn't make a very good jedi'

[@daveybentley9059]

Someone should have shouted “WAS THAT AN OPTION?” when they said they weren’t destroying spaceship earth.

[@alexdionisos]

And if they said "Yes it was an option" shout "Say sike right now!"

[@AdviceFromAHipoCrite]

not me commenting here 4 y ago😂 “i am going to do whatever i have to do to get into this hotel..” oh boy jenny… what you dont know yet

[@Bennytwoshitz]

19:30 absolutely tragic how badly they would eventually crush this excitement and hope into the dirt later on😂

[@DaxSchaffer]

30:25 "I don't like its sassy eyebrows, that bodes ill" is not a phrase that I knew I needed in my life until now.

[@jarmarmarn4323]

"she like, goes to Earth", wait, what planet is the North Pole on?

[@iammehowru]

If you love this video and want more, this is the vibe of Jenny's patreon rambles. Highly recommend supporting her the content there is great

[@lai6551]

Disney plus is currently $140 annually for the no ad version, she called the price hike

[@TIMMUT17]

Jenny you are my favorite disney princess I needed to tell you that

[@BarokaiRein]

d23? That's a weird dice.

[@cassuttustshirt4949]

Cripes, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

[@LucasDeziderio]

That's some weird homebrew right there.

[@cassuttustshirt4949]

@@LucasDeziderio GM: "Alright, that's a hard shot, that orc is partially behind a tree...roll me a D23. Player: "A... a what?" GM: "You mean you didn't 3D print the custom dice for my homebrew system? Let me guess, you guys probably don't have your D9's, D15s, or your D17 and three quarters either, do you?

[@LucasDeziderio]

Dungeons & Disney.

[@jenkinsjrjenkins]

This is the best Jenny video to fall asleep to bc theres no mental investment in a newsletter thats 3 years old

[@pineapplepie52]

“She’s straight laced and goes to Earth....” ....is Jenny implying that Santa is an alien?

[@MrsTold]

I mean, at least alien santa would be something different

[@justinspencer983]

I got a cruise advertisement under you video. Just to let you know they know.

[@jaeldi]

Corporate Synergy: The Musical: The Ride: The Online Experience. Have a Magical Day!

[@toomanytamales1323]

The title is very appropriate, cause I watch all Jenny's videos whether i care or not

[@LoganBrick]

I, too, dislike the focus on screens! I can just look at screens at home--why would I go to California to do that?!

[@Diamondgamervideos]

I thought I knew a lot of Jenny lore, but how did I not know she wORked at Disneyland ??? I feel like I've unlocked backstory

[@themightysven]

You missed the announcement of a Live Action "The Great Mouse Detective" which was literally my joke scenario to all the live action remakes they've been doing ever since Maleficent (1)

[@jaeldi]

What about a live action Treasure Planet or Black Cauldron? Black Cauldron came from a series of books The Chronicles of Prydain, a live reboot could actually restore it's reputation and be the next Harry Potter series of movies. But then we're bucking the corporate formula of "wait a decade or two and reboot a previously successful franchise for guaranteed sales from old fans that can't resist." Jenny sums it up well "I don't think this will be good, but I'll go see it because it's ______". I never thought they would reboot Star Trek. But they did. So they'll reboot everything eventually. Think about that. Everything. I would like to hear Jenny's prediction on how long before they reboot and re-do the Skywalker Star Wars main story......as a Television Series. "Oh Nooo!"

[@drawingsticks5333]

Damn, I am little excited a out that because I care about any Sherlock Holmes themed bullshit.

[@jirachisob5633]

YOUR JOKING. i made a bet that i wouldnt watch any live action disney movies unless they made the great mouse detective. i have a phone call to make

[@jacoblessing7929]

You're not the first whose joke scenario for a bad remake came true, and I highly fear you will not be the last...

[@etherealsky7078]

What?! “OH NO!” The Great Mouse detective is my favorite Disney movie! :’(

[@townspersontree5429]

Any news on Buzzy?!?!?! WE NEED OUR BOY!

[@starvalkyrie]

She certainly has no new information on Buzzy or any shrines built to him in any attics.

[@kyoshiro13]

The story got pretty grim for our boy a few months ago, and she mentioned on twitter she did not want to give any additional attention to the culprit (who seemed to be basking in it). If you must know more search for + Disney Thief Taunted + .

[@maxhydekyle2425]

@@kyoshiro13 Well that was a depressing read. You're right about not giving him more attention.

[@venicebeachsportsnetwork6677]

that's enough internet for today

[@user-zr9hu3tf1y]

Lol someone didn't watch the whole video before commenting :)

[@gracesmith3496]

why am i just replaying Jenny saying "I've popped up a bowl of hot popped corn" over and over?

[@cassuttustshirt4949]

Which is something she'd never do in a normal video =) (I listened to it over and over, too)

[@bookshelfhoney]

"this popcorn is so good, it makes me wanna shake my head like Remy when he eats a fine cheese"

[@turtleanton6539]

That is weird

[@Rabbit0King]

19:30 Watching this after seeing the Star Wars Hotel review is perfect

[@radioban]

3/10 is still pretty high for just an image of RDJ

[@redrowlet5481]

ah but the picture is in HIGH quality

[@Chipiliro613]

AND there's a Download link!

[@rkrokberg]

That High School Musical: The Musical: The Series "triggered" joke brought it down to a -10 for me. Yikes.

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

i liked it

[@toxicsugarart2103]

RandomTomatoSoup yeah I don’t get what the big deal is

[@Dan-ji4db]

Sounds like it triggered you

[@eadlynjune]

Actually the trailer as a whole seemed surprisingly...fine? Like the joke was obviously not that millennialis were triggered but that she was saying buzzwords that didn’t make sense. I mean it wasn’t a very funny joke but the rest of the trailer never really did that again.

[@pinkcupcake4717]

It was so off tone from the rest of the video that the only explanation was that the nearest board of directors demanded it be put in.

[@CloudyObsession]

Jenny at 8:00 saying "Oh god! That's enough of that" is such a mood. Also probably my favourite part of the video, it's such a perfect reaction and it kills me every time.

[@gggthsb]

'his return as Obi-Wan Kenobi in a new untitled series' well they called it Obi-Wan Kenobi, how creative of them, glad they took so much time to name it.

[@coniccinoc]

Jenny's take on Disney stuff is interesting to me yet the actual Disney stuff, not so much.

[@henryD9363]

I guess it's kind of like a train derailing and crashing on the news. Interesting but I don't want to go look at it.

[@fukyomammason]

Normally I’d care 0/10 about all of this, but Jenny’s enthusiasm is so unbelievably infectious.

[@gwendolynstata3775]

Why the heck does the last dragon look exactly like Elsa? Disney's current character designer only knows how to draw one (1) "girl" face.

[@alenezi989a3]

It does look like Elsa and the girl from wreck it Ralph, and I was wondering why it looked familiar: /

[@gwendolynstata3775]

@@alenezi989a3 it's like they all had a market testing meeting in 2009 to come up with the most marketable girl face to plaster on every girl/woman character for the next decade while the boy/men characters were free to have whatever new face they wanted. It's sexist, it's narrow minded and it's bullshit.

[@sendmorerum8241]

I don't remember Elsa having a crocodile-like snout full of nightmarish teeth, but okay... (Also the heroine in it seems to have a totally new face.)

[@staceyann1180]

@@sendmorerum8241 And I mean.... If it wasn't for the hair, were the classic disney princess faces so varied and unique? Make em all bald and I'm sure I'd struggle to identify them. ... Or maybe I just have facial blindness. Oh no.

[@sendmorerum8241]

@@staceyann1180 You're talking about anime girls I think. But in all seriousness, take a look at Snow White, Aurora, Pocahontas, etc. and say they aren't different.

[@mackenzie5353]

This video is like a strange little time capsule