Galaxies | I Don't Know About That with Jim Jefferies #65

In this episode, the team discusses galaxies with lecturer of astrophysics and co-host of the Cosmic Savannah podcast, Dr. Jacinta Delhaize.
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[@craigroaring]

Saying the universe is a old as time is exactly right. Time came into existence along with matter in the big bang.

[@DaveWhoa]

possibly but im not sure that's known for certain

[@AK907guy]

What if time has always been?

[@craigroaring]

@@AK907guy Then the universe has always been. Time and space are one.

[@Matthew-ve7uv]

Exactly! Well, spacetime, but yeah, that's exactly the correct answer!

[@jamesmanning3234]

but...what about God? Is God and time one? we call both father. do do do do do do do duh duh

[@12yearoldjackass]

Can we start a petition to change the name of Jack's segment to "Jack-assets"?

[@Gayactormichaeldouglas6969]

Jack's vinyl hack is amazing. Gonna save me heaps of picking time ☺️☺️

[@DoctorProph3t]

… baby wipes

[@ozsuncoast]

Ahhhh, another episode to enjoy - kicking back and pressing the play "button".

[@teusvandermeij7287]

I'm pretty sure Jack can become a movie star once Disney decides to make a live action Goofy Movie.

[@ropeadopaderp]

Lol Jim with the dating question. That's exactly what I wanted him to ask to wrap up the show. Great guest.

[@lonelyone]

Jim and Forrest seemed a bit weak in the knees for her. I can't blame them.

[@ropeadopaderp]

@@lonelyone Fuck yeah she's super interesting she's smart and pretty. If you have a pulse you probably wanna be near her at the least lol.

[@harrisonmackenzie]

Life Hackett: if you forget the words to a song, just rhyme a word with itself

[@ThatNathan]

Perfect

[@MrMate8869]

That was the best part of the song.

[@cmirtschin]

Fascinating episode. Very enjoyable. Cheers.

[@jjaronske6445]

39:39 Jim breaks into MONTY PYTHON reference!!!!

[@MetalManiacMan1313]

That might have been their best all around episode yet.

[@pjsw]

This guest is so passionate about what she does its awesome to see

[@pittypatterputzzler5311]

Most entertaining channel on KZbin.

[@nolongerthere]

Delightful guest! Why did scientists look and sound nothing like her in my youth?

[@PostSasso]

only the best students get the best looking teachers.

[@furtadostefan]

finally an episode on astronomy!

[@Mmrocker1]

Lifehack: be rich enough to get a silver spoon to put in your champagne so it lasts longer lmao Love this podcast and love the dynamic. You are all my favorite people in your own way. Jack, I am you in every social circle by choice (and sometimes not). It sometimes sucks to be the butt of the joke, but I know that they all care about you and they love you. Stay gold, ponyboy.

[@hrfdude4234]

wow jack! a white maple neck strat, impressed! oh no! I have the same guitar as jack!

[@DaveWhoa]

so the next question is what neck does Dave Grohl's guitar have

[@paulhatton7884]

Look forward to this every week, really great stuff. Thanks.

[@GLENC0C0]

I love love love the formatting of the show. It's like Jim is a game show contestant 💪🤠💪

[@jimmyvamvakitis5733]

The milky way gets it's name from the Greek Galaxias Wich is exactly translated to Milky Way.

[@robertbabcock1497]

Like hacket: Keeping opened wine bottles fresh- use a coffee-nitro dispenser (without milk) to pump nitrogen gas into the wine bottle, the gas will expel the oxygen from the bottle keeping the wine fresh. This is the generally same process used when initially bottling wine. Keeps it from oxidizing.

[@JaseBDaley]

18:18 "straight out missing up on savings" 😂

[@RicardoNecrofear]

Lifehacket: If you're having trouble finding a rhyme for a word, just use the same word. Who cares? People rhyme words that end with 'ing' all the time like it's high poetry. Hell, Snoop makes up words so it rhymes. For rizzle.

[@vullnetdyla]

Put the pieces to the pizzle

[@edward569]

Watching/listening to your podcast makes me moist.

[@daredeviledoa]

Dr. Jacinta Delhaize is definitely the best thing to come out of Mandurah

[@KDubs107]

Cool guest. She was pretty adorable putting up with the silliness. Nice to see a good science communicator hanging in thru punchlines and still explaining things well. Can’t say I’d have had the same patience, well done Dr.

[@pepelucho1751]

You must be fun at parties

[@jefflabbecomedy]

"Tell me your sense of humor sucks in four sentences" by ktw54321

[@lesleyhunter5881]

FIVE STARS - This is the best podcast, I laugh my ass off and learn shit. Jack kind of looks like a member of Alvin and the Chipmunks but mostly shaven. Forrest can you please show your dog?

[@DingleberryWhite]

If you rub the avocado with lemon before storing it in tupperware it stays super fresh...

[@AK907guy]

As if jack couldnt annoy me more, he has to have a great singing voice

[@ChipJam]

Aw great, now I’ll be humming “emu in the sky” all day

[@boogerf3679]

Jim is so right about phone calls on dates.

[@bracejuice7955]

Jack looks more like mike Myers as the cat in the hat than Dave grohl

[@younggordan8748]

Hahaha

[@mattjamison484]

42:40 Jim describes the plot of Watchmen without knowing it. 😄👍

[@ddthor]

Nice Vox Pathfinder.

[@DaveWhoa]

SPACE STUFF!!! sweet

[@AJ-ut8cz]

Jupiter is bright af right now.

[@az_atheist]

excellent episode

[@elipeake7631]

Aready do the “shoe strings in the side” hack. Thought I was just lazy

[@WEAPONX4S]

Good morning Morocco 🇲🇦. Should be interesting topic.

[@codypickell9299]

I cant believe I just found this pod

[@lameSHlT]

Freedom of Information Request: all the jokes about Jack the previous expert made in his questionnaire.

[@Bass.sick.b1tch]

Elmer’s glue is safer than wood glue, imo for vinyl, and I recommend blue taping the label if it’s not gloss

[@sciencefan8867]

When he was talking about light speed (the only thing I am kinda smart about is space stuff) I was surprised and shocked at what he got right and wrong

[@Matthew-ve7uv]

Wasn't it weird how he got it right and then backtracked and got it wrong right at the end?

[@briancattani5109]

my daughter lives in Mandurrah! Great place.

[@liamnevilleviolist1809]

21:25 - Jim makes the sound of the wounded baby dinosaur in Jurassic Park 2.

[@lonelyone]

Dr. D is extremely easy on the eyes and the ears. I care more about the subject when the teacher is beautiful.

[@victorguerrero2300]

Just bought tix to the show in Phoenix! Please let jack open😂

[@kanenkirstiebutler]

Yay Perth lady ❤️

[@davedave4658]

RIP Arecibo

[@jacintadelhaize2692]

RIP indeed

[@pauljoseph8338]

In the universe, there is nothing hotter than a HOT SCIENTIST. 💫💛

[@morbidone88]

Sooo... You're hitting on yourself? 🤣

[@dutchrequired]

I forgot what episode it was but Jim was talking about making a tv show about a pair of legs that are detectives. Well there was an old Adult Swim show called Assy McGee in which an ass with a pair of legs is a detective who solves tough crimes.

[@Thomas-qn4hj]

Hey Forest - A year on 'Earth' as opposed to what, a year on 'Mars' or 'Pluto' maybe you meant a year on 'Jupiter' I Don't Know About That!

[@roxannedixon2547]

Hey Jim, how bad is Scumo in Australia ?

[@robhansen5971]

ALL MATTER MATTERS

[@worley3000]

Why it’s called the Milky Way, Jack please use this for comment world. I read in Stephen Fry’s Heroes that when Hercules suckled he bit Hera’s nipple and it squirted milk across the sky. The Greek word for milk is Gala and it’s where we get Galaxy. It a translation of Milky Way.

[@nartouzumaki8232]

👍

[@MrPantheraUmbra]

Is there ever the start of the show without Grumpy Forest vs Virgin Jack segment?

[@distantcoff7391]

The Emu appears different as the Earth goes around the Sun and the different viewpoints show the Emu in different positions and indicate seasonal change, which was time to collect Emu eggs, or head to a specific area where fruiting was happening, or fishing will be good at . . .

[@shawnnatosi5068]

put the links in the description like everyone else

[@vullnetdyla]

Ey Forrest, stop bullying Jack so much about his Life Hackets, they’re getting better. Fine line between funny and just mean and you know it ofc… just thought some friendly feedback might be of use

[@papagrantits]

Forrest is there to keep them on track.

[@Matthew-ve7uv]

Oh, really? Tell me more about comedy. Perhaps you teach a masterclass that I can purchase?

[@vullnetdyla]

@@Matthew-ve7uv ey, I’m just providing a friendly subjective opinion… no need to get butthurt on behalf of Forrest.

[@pocoapoco2]

Wrong place to ask, but I wonder if plate tectonic movement is going to add sinificantly to the challenge of the SKA.

[@jacintadelhaize2692]

Hmm, I don't think so. The South African and Australian locations were chosen, in part, for their geological stability.

[@jasonwoods5326]

"There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known." Carl Sagan.

[@chillabrew_glycolinstall]

Jack looks like Dave Grohl with Coronavirus

[@EZapar]

Great show! She was probably your hottest guest ever. I noticed you didn't drop the c word even once. Keep up the good work man!

[@beepboopbleep3695]

Jack looks like Dave Grohl if he got kicked out of a Dr Suess book for being too racist.

[@eriktheranga2410]

Could be a bit less complicated especially when you’ve drank a whole bottle of vodka

[@lynnwilson1797]

See Hubble deep field image from 1995

[@austinvale8362]

Jim will you do “ the Jim jefferies show” again. Also will you book more stand up in Canada

[@v8holdentiger]

How many women had to wipe their floor after Jack whipped out the guitar? Can ya hacket!

[@unauthrized8695]

You guys need to get someone from PBS Space Time (preferably the Australian fellow)

[@barnesmultimedia2725]

A silver spoon in a champagne in an open bottle? No, Stanford University investigated the claim, and said when compared to an open bottle without the spoon, the one without the spoon was more bubbly after 6 hours. Put a wine cork in it and keep it well refrigerated. Save the spoon for desert.

[@robertcurtis3815]

Jack's bunked off work because his finger went through the turd paper whilst wiping and now Jim's ducked his wages so he probably won't be on next Tuesday either because he's saving up to buy some three ply! X

[@leanderbarreto6523]

Shouldn't the title have the name of the expert cuz we know Jim Jeffries will be in all of them

[@matttrafton2725]

What if we discover lights/explosions from a big space battle?

[@robertbentley3589]

Wow a true PHD. She definitely did her studies in the southern hemisphere. Not one mention of the Andromeda Galaxy.

[@amandaslade4841]

Just eat the whole damn avvocado!

[@theyweredeadwhenigotthere1391]

Super hard to stay focused on this one lol she is super attractive 😅 stay safe in South Africa!!!

[@readmycomments100]

I think I’m in love with her

[@nativetrash]

Life hackett put an cut onion in the bag with an avocado to stop it from oxidizing brown, as cut onions release a gad that displaces the oxygen

[@truevulgarian]

Jim hasn't heard of Carl Sagan? Watch some space documentaries, dude. Start with the original Cosmos.

[@embracethenoid9085]

Lol, elliptical galaxies are oblong. Was she nervous? I was hoping she had something to say about the recent radio images of black holes.

[@olibrooke-bailey333]

Issac Butterfield. You know who is. You know his name Jim. He's not some "actor". You can be nice about it. You have the power to help bring up the other Aussie comedians under you. Give him a shout out.

[@GODHAND42]

It feels like Forrest just wants Jim to do poorly on the questions. Jim did better on this one than most of the others and Forrest is still trying to downplay him and tell the guest not to score him well.

[@davej9228]

I'd propose to her with a Saturn ring.

[@Dany_23L]

'Bout f@rk!n time

[@chancesutliff9375]

If you gotta piss but have nowhere to go just do it and tell everyone you spilled weird water in yourself. No one ever questions if you really spilled water. Btw did anyone else just imagine jack sitting in the bathroom playing with his guitar picks counting to 75 Mississippi so it seems like he actually took a shit?

[@stephenwilson2793]

We used to think there was only 1 planet There isn’t. We used to think there was only one solar system There isn’t We used to think there was only one galaxy There isn’t So why would there only be one universe?? Bring on the multiverse 🤯🤯🤯

[@cygnusjabberwock]

Jim you need to build your crew.

[@PostSasso]

Forrest seemed quite taken with her.

[@beepboopbleep3695]

Guys, moist is not the weird of a word. I think it was dane cook that made it weird and we all need to move on.

[@emdiar6588]

Agreed. 'Moist' didn't really get its gross image until it became associated with the word 'gusset'.

[@heatherwantsaspaceship7956]

Ok…since it needs sorted😜 History of bedrooms…. Not as if the walls could talk:) Modern sizes, attached bathrooms vs otherwise, closet space, etc. Historically did you dine in the same room, have a communal sleep(fuck) space, keep the livestock animals in the same room, kids in different gender-dens or just different rooms, etc. Too broad of a subject? I understand… you’re doing a great job! Keep having fun!!

[@gerrie2477]

53:37 oh forrest, such a big fish in a small pond, . where did YOU think the stuff we have ON earth came from? the heaviest elements are made in progressively bigger and bigger explosions, . when it blows, . all that stuff gets cast out into the cosmos, . that continues all over the universe all the time, . most of which occurs too far away for us to ever be aware of

[@ogre_enterprises9398]

You should have Jim Cornette on the show and have him talk about wrestling...

[@DoctorProph3t]

11:23 nnno. You’ve confused how it works with the explanation, they do see stationary things, they perceive them, and the advice should be the complete opposite, if you’re still, the bee will think you’re a tree or a part of the environment, not an animal that can hurt it, and you’ll no doubt panic when it does land on you, then it stings, just walking normally as you do and moving normally, the bee won’t bother you, it’ll fly around and determine you’re not in fact a weird tree, but you’ll be fine. Best friend is allergic to bees, it pays to know how they operate when a life is on the line.

[@DoctorProph3t]

11:45 Okay he don’t know what a life hack is.

[@RichD746]

Doctor Jenna Haze?

[@sononi4798]

Jack is like totally hot now 😍

[@sdmoparmaninsd6713]

Aricebos been long gone, this must have been recorded a while ago...

[@wakeupbell2491]

First life hack I found useful! I have tons of vinyl I want to sell, and it will be helpful to know what's an original pressing when I am pricing them. Why is Forrest always so damn hard on Jack?

[@haroldschaefer3777]

She is HOT.

[@amandaslade4841]

I went to join Honey and support the podcast with idk, of course but when the page opened it says it's by PAYPAL. Nope. Sorry. I boycott anything paypal. Everyone should. There is now a class action lawsuit against them for doing the same thing they did to me years ago; putting a "hold" on my customers payments for orders for no reason. The second I started getting busy with tons of orders paid in advance, which I then use to buy the product they ordered, paypal freezes the money, it ruined my business! FUCK PAYPAL - DON'T USE THEM!

[@OfficialFingazMC]

August 18th, I'm free Kelly...

[@anarchism]

dr jacinta delhaize is HOT