Workplace Safety - JonTron

[@JonTronShow]

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[@SniperJoe64]

I’ll do it for you Jonnie!!

[@YXProductionsLLC]

Not as great as your production value

[@kitkatman1016]

I just want to say that there has never been a jontron video that I did’nt absolutely love, love you all making thees vids

[@mcblaggart8565]

Thank you Jon, for raising awareness of the dangers of Wrench-Head. Together we can make President Orange-Man-Bad acknowledge this crisis.

[@tonightsbigloser9975]

Can you shout out owenzer games?

[@ethanlewis5993]

"Come on Harry, why are there three dead bodies in the walk-in freezer? This is a major violation and a repeat from last time"

[@ngh9025]

"Repeat from last time" I dont like the sound of that.

[@loganhoyt4432]

I don’t like the sound of that either

[@maxwithani6179]

Ok, that wouldn't surprise me

[@tj8132]

Damn it! Harry took the watermelon!

[@tj8132]

And to top that off we found 3 barrels of oil and 5 bottles of rattlesnake poison AND a skeleton in the chemical closet

[@bubbaxmv]

Harry not working there and getting away with a watermelon is honestly the best plot twist in a movie this year.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

there was a man who took fares to park in a lot where no one was supposed to actually work. they estimated he made like 2 + million dollars and had done it for years.

[@HeyDonutJudge]

And he got away with it

[@JamesWilliams-ns5lj]

I heard it was nominated for an oscar

[@Tyler171819]

Impersonating a cook and purposely making the restaurant fail it’s health inspection just to steal a watermelon? Chaotic Neutral level 💯

[@DonnaCPunk]

EXPECTATIONS: SUBVERTED.

[@devilfruitenjoyer2930]

“Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good” “Calm down kid it’s just the heat syncopy

[@bobbytonson5890]

Thanos actually just gave half the universe heat syncope when he did the snap.

[@callmeanon307]

@@bobbytonson5890 *Oh I dont feel well*

[@hithere4350]

“

[@Axl_Art_22]

😂😂😂😂

[@foxeon6496]

A

[@reidcacaro2919]

I love that the women being rude to each other has nothing to do with the safety part of the video

[@AGJ117]

I'm more invested in a sequel where woman 2 gets revenge on woman 1 and the feud continues.

[@screwthedragon999]

It showed the danger of violent rivalry

[@Dovah_Slayer]

This is just how women interact duh

[@brkh96]

​@@Dovah_Slayer your comment wasn't sexist at all or anything /s

[@generalgrievous-]

Oh it does, it was a setup.

[@reesewilliamson3346]

"The fatal half inch" is what they called me back in college

[@BlueBeepOFFICIAL]

Why, was it because it was half an inch or 6 and a half inches? Cuz that could go both ways tbh

[@eereree]

….are you ok? :/

[@Zack29810]

@@BlueBeepOFFICIAL half an inch. that’s literally the joke.

[@reesewilliamson3346]

@@BlueBeepOFFICIAL 6-1/2 is small asf let's be real here, regardless, my use of 1/2" is told through stories around the world

[@Zack29810]

@@reesewilliamson3346 6.5 isn’t bad at all. 4-5 inches is average.

[@Berd]

i missed jon

[@notslad1975]

[@grongy6122]

*THIIIIINK ABOOOOUT THIIIIIS*

[@reallyrory4072]

Berd!!

[@fukuro2520]

me too man

[@chainntoad5382]

Yo wassup my fellow bowser player

[@randomdude-4353]

The fact that Inspector Roy knows Harry's name before coming to the restaurant means that Harry is a repeat offender and Roy has to deal with his bullshit all of the time in other restaraunts.

[@Aralaas]

In Jaboody Dubs they call him Dirty Dan and inspector Roy says "Dirty Dan is a no good son of a bitch who's been making my job a living hell since the first day I started." I think you're on the same wavelength.

[@WeirdWonderful]

IT WAS A SETUP ALL ALONG !

[@erkl8823]

OR... inspector Roy & "Harry"....are actually *partners* !!

[@Glisten456]

Added to that is the absolute disappointment Roy has when reprimanding Harry, as though he's really just done with his fuckery.

[@bigchungus8287]

How did no one notice a complete stranger walk on and pretend to work there, they should be reprimanded

[@tsarfox3462]

Can we appreciate how hard Harry committed to his con to get a watermelon? Most people would just shoplift one or get in and get out. My man Harry decided to really screw that place over with health violations and actually work washing dishes before getting out with the score.

[@sirlothric6357]

It's the commitment to the craft

[@matthewsimon6170]

He does it so he can blend in for another heist later. The more he shows up after they forget the theft, the easier the heist.

[@tarakinwu1246]

@@matthewsimon6170 it’s the tf2 spy’s ex-vet half-brother

[@Ty-nk4vk]

I was already dying from laughter, and now I see this??? HELP

[@alchemicmercury]

"HARRY YOU GOT BLOOD ALL OVER THE LETTUCE"

[@Kuroganekisaki]

"Now you've confused me-- Almost immediately. And you *promised* me... You were not going to do that." The delivery always kills me.

[@tkb5726]

Same. His voice is just dripping with defeat and betrayal. I love it.

[@zewzit]

love that part. here's an easy timestamp: 14:25

[@blah703]

@some emo girl fuckin algebra, man, recently everything I've come to know in algebra was thrown out the window by a new concept and i am very annoyed

[@jukityler4490]

I thought your comment said "you consumed me"

[@gabriellegunvik4377]

@@tkb5726it’s wonderful

[@acegamer9347]

“This guy died from heat syncope, this guy died from the fatal half-inch. Which one of them’s is deader?”

[@yeexcelenteyeexcelente9781]

WHO'S MORE DEAD?

[@dawsondebell1603]

What happened to that video? *edit The one where he reviews worker deaths in other countries?

[@DrCranberry]

dis da deadest nigga i evah seen

[@f-22raptorxddzs]

@@DrCranberry shut yo lifeline sounding ass up

[@big_tymerro]

ѕpιder cloaĸ he is literally quoting JonTron my guy

[@PuppyOrion]

"That's not work safety, that's work dum-dum." You've just described every PSA/work safety video ever

[@Lexxxxiii]

*dOnT DiE*

[@PuppyOrion]

@@Lexxxxiii you were alive before you died

[@I_Am_Lt_Surge]

I don't know. I watched an oxy-acetylene operation and safety video from the 80s/90s, and the backing track slapped.

[@chaosdude2345]

@@PuppyOrion When you’re on the job today, don’t die! That’s gonna REALLY affect my bottom line!

[@cubechan1938]

​@@chaosdude2345WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR. *WHAT. DO I PAY YOU FOR??*

[@NoriMori1992]

For those who are actually curious: "Syncope" is just a fancy word for "fainting" "The danger zone" is the range of temperatures that allows bacteria to cultivate in food

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

Yeah it's 8-60 degrees Celcius

[@ryanspalding6524]

​@@digstrememcdingus1463🇺🇲📏📐📏📐📏📐📏📏📐📐 what's that to f°

[@jebbryant6522]

​@@digstrememcdingus1463ah a man of culture

[@reapervirus71]

It's when it's so hot you feel sick

[@commentextary]

@@jebbryant6522 Literally, in fact!

[@dionysus6892]

“Safety is never a joke, death is only a punch-line away” is actually more effective then ANY of these videos lol

[@lvbboi9]

its actually a pretty good quote

[@dionysus6892]

Damian 2000 pleased now?

[@swollenshadowsancientruins7352]

No one cares

[@lvbboi9]

@@swollenshadowsancientruins7352 Oooo look at mr Bitchy boi

[@colorshade9072]

@@lvbboi9 more like mr triggered trigo

[@megavidaeos]

“Things that a five year old should know by age four.” *Touches a boiling pot of water* *Inhales a handful of pepper*

[@TangySauce]

Under rated

[@masonhills3545]

I did both of those things in the past month. I'm 14.

[@caesarleaderofthelegion612]

MegavidÆos it’s for entertainment

[@megavidaeos]

Jack Mich Thanks, I’m well aware.

[@_And_y_]

*pot of water

[@amondhawes-khalifa1949]

Everybody gangster until Harry steals the watermelon

[@MausOfTheHouse]

Dammit harry.

[@aarepelaa1142]

How did he even know his name when he literally just met him.

[@ainakar]

watermelon sugar high, Harry

[@SuspiciousScout]

Real talk though, Harry infiltrated a food establishment and pretended to work there just to steal a watermelon???

[@amondhawes-khalifa1949]

@@SuspiciousScout It always starts with just one melon...

[@iMAOusuc]

I just got out of high school and am training to be an electrician. They still do have these goofy over the top videos but now they show LITERAL LIVELEAK FOOTAGE of people getting fucking slaughtered by heavy machinery. Some of the stuff that happens is crazy. A man got crushed under a 2,000 pound bottle press, a 62 year old woman performing maintenance in a 35-foot long pressure cooker was trapped inside and was cooked alive at 270°F. This stuff is scary as shit.

[@bom6330]

Angle Grinder related injuries are real gnarly too. Sounds like you were watching a "lock out/tag out" video for the ones you're talking about.

[@iMAOusuc]

@@bom6330 Yup! That's exactly what it was!

[@DiceNat21]

@@iMAOusuc yooo, I just finished trade school for electrical lol, currently looking for an industrial motor controls type job myself, good luck to you in your ventures

[@iMAOusuc]

@@DiceNat21 Thanks man, I appreciate it.

[@CODA96]

@@iMAOusuc There are tons of workplace gory videos out there. I find them to be especially hard to watch, since it can basically happen any day if you work near big machinery and moving big objects with lifts etc.

[@SuperCoily10230]

Heat Syncope is when you body has the uncontrollable urge to say “I don’t feel so good.”

[@calmgoodfire4662]

Thanos: hmm how can I make half the universe to disappear hmmm .... I GOT AN IDEA

[@plus6481]

So make sure you get a Disani, we all know that's a major racial slur!

[@cephaleaorion4888]

spiderman has heat syncope

[@tobygrapes9760]

I get syncopes when I stand up too quickly or stretch too hard, and I can confirm, I say "I dont feel so good" every time

[@rainy_.days0668]

Man, so thats what was wrong with Spiderman

[@slugger4073]

You're adventuring in the Arctic circle with your buddy when all of a sudden he leans over and says "I don't feel so good." You remember your training. Must be heat syncope. You strip him down and prepare a cold compress. A few minutes later his temperature is down, he's stopped complaining, and he's even fast asleep. Great work!

[@arby627]

Gotta keep your buddy out of the danger zone

[@highestsettings]

The worst thing is that you know they're saying it because someone actually did that.

[@BigPuddin]

Sleep tight, my lil ice prince.

[@Sica_Lee]

I read this in the same tone as the Shia LaBeouf musical intro.

[@magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98]

funny thing is that that actually happens, its called paradoxical undressing.

[@pyrobot1037]

The shoe store head trauma video is possibly the most 2000s thing I’ve ever seen

[@KarmaTheKing]

right? like, why climb a ladder in *heels* ?

[@tridentmanproductions3528]

This comment has 69 likes, nice

[@cannedsas]

"Game over" makes me sad

[@1101Archimedes]

You wouldn't download a shoes.

[@sergiowinter5383]

@@KarmaTheKing Because she prefer to look hot and die than be safe and live, a follower of Kurt Cobain philosophy

[@chdest4550]

I think that the reason these safety videos are so paranoid about everything is so that an employee can't do something braindead and then sue the company because "They never warned me!"

[@ZashuCrash]

I mean, Jon's confusion with most of it kinda proves that point.

[@alexjeremiah8915]

A lot of this is required by OSHA. I work in a factory and have to watch some of this crap.

[@chdest4550]

@@alexjeremiah8915 Are any of your coworkers braindead enough to actually need it?

[@DrDolan2000]

Makes sense. Last thing a corporation wants - or anyone for that matter - is a lawsuit

[@Tom-jy6mc]

"I broke my leg acting like a bumbling brainless idiot on top of a 15 foot ladder! Sue the company!"

[@yeeyee395]

When I got my job at McDonald’s literally one of the slides was “do not spray patty’s with Cleaning supplies”

[@markvo250]

What? But I find them tastier that way...

[@OdaSwifteye]

That's explains the aftertaste.

[@deadmeme1296]

@@OdaSwifteye what aftertaste? My tastebuds are desensitized

[@leroy_jenkenz1541]

That slide is there because of someone

[@SoupyLlama]

This is NOT very comforting while I’m in a McDonald’s drive through

[@errortryagainlater4240]

The "THIIIIIINK ABOOOOOUT THIIIIIIIS" singing fills me with an extremely powerful type of dread that I can't even describe.

[@dredgefall]

Honestly as silly as that video is, that song does it's job at being kinda scary.

[@emilinebelle7811]

Dude, it gave me anxiety and irritation

[@roadwarrior114]

It used to be funny, but now it just triggers my PTSD and I'd just immediately quit any job that used this. This is sad.

[@SomeOrangeCat]

I didn't feel like I had to poop until I heard it. You can't explain that!

[@tinobemellow]

@Andrew Vrba no, no you really can't. That's probably one of the more inexplicable things I've read in some time. Neither do I really want an explanation, honestly.

[@kasgrieve9741]

“In the danger zone” is a really common phrase in kitchens for food within a certain temperature not hot or cold enough to kill bacteria

[@bendydrecher772]

yea. just shows me jon has never worked in a kitchen lol

[@crazyfriend50]

@@bendydrecher772 jon has never seen an oven Sad times

[@toastranimations6874]

HIIIIWAAAAAAAAYY TOOOOO DAAAAAAAAAA *danger zone*

[@Aliyah_666]

While I find humor in his take as a former sous chef yes you are very correct.

[@Shanecrazzy]

The fuckng reptilian coming up 😂😂😂

[@hurricanejaney]

i’ve come back to this video every so often, and the panicked “SIXTEEN NEWBORNS ARE AFFECTED” with the glowing toddler makes me crack up every time

[@boa4165]

“That’s not work safety that’s work dum dum” is my favorite thing ever Jesus Christ Mr.Tron you are so funny

[@dlou9227]

Boa 41 yeah this part had me wheezing

[@seamusmckeon9109]

My favorite is when he compares a worker to his crippled grandma

[@giornogiovani3769]

@@seamusmckeon9109 mine to

[@zabloing9000]

Mr. Tron lel

[@mrrexychomp9829]

What even happened to that guy? was he burned or melted or irradiated or what

[@Audios2010]

5:18 "I wonder where he is today." *He's dead Jon, he's dead.*

[@DDub04]

Sneezed to death

[@daliarondon4027]

F

[@andromeda2014]

By sneezification

[@Mr-Moop]

Maybe he’s still alive today, spreading the Coronavirus during his phone calls

[@Audios2010]

@@Mr-Moop He must be blessed by Nurgal then...

[@coledione2539]

”You probably infected thousands of people already” 2020: Jinx

[@ghbsrd2249]

we could of stopped Corona if we had those handkerchiefs 😢

[@explosiveaddict6939]

Ghb Srd If the number of handkerchiefs and number of anti-vaxx dumbasses were swapped, we'd have a lot less sick people and a lot less... well, dumbasses.

[@hium8716]

LMAO

[@ironyinc3453]

The real solution is not tissues it’s just simply not eating food from a wet market. Unless bat absolutely has to be on the menu.

[@Ahmad.....................]

That phrase didmt quite age so well

[@AndrevusWhitetail]

You know after rewatching this video half a dozen times i've started to think Harry was a plant by the "regular city health inspector" to shut that business down.

[@dr.altoclef9255]

Yeah maybe they’ve been getting away with violations for years. Not enough to really be busted but just enough to be dangerous.

[@thelocalcrusader9522]

did say that he was there since the last inspection which would've been enough time to notice "hey this guy doesnt work here"

[@tobeymalone3436]

He DOES know Harry's name before anyone else, highly suspect, probably a scam they've been running for years amassing their watermelon arsenal

[@ScholarofProspero]

The Lore

[@AndrevusWhitetail]

@@thelocalcrusader9522 Especially since "Inspector Roy" knew Harry by name even though Harry didn't ever seem to wear a name tag. Like, the inspector knows Harry's name but the owner doesn't? That's suspicious.

[@RowletGameing]

"Ow heat was hot!" "Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes."

[@goldenpants1239]

waffle memez there are enough bones in a whale to make an entire whale skeleton

[@memelover6917]

"China hides submarines in the ocean"

[@bey0ndinsan1ty70]

“All Cities In Germany Fit Into Germany”

[@redreploid1713]

Water is wet

[@rossadinho7362]

waffle memez there is enough water on Earth to fill the oceans.

[@plasticweapon]

"you were alive before you died", all PSAs in a nutshell.

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

But were you really?

[@colorshade9072]

@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin philosophers be like

[@fumez111]

sounds like borderlands 2 dialogue when you respawn

[@goblinbastard5310]

@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin *vsauce music amps up*

[@costejio]

I miss jon

[@zacharysien5245]

"I wonder where he is today." He- he's dead. He's dead, Jon. He's like super, crazy dead.

[@LovenRazu]

Yea, that's like a 1940's commercial, and he looked about 50-60. If he was alive today he would be 130-141

[@crispygaming7491]

@@LovenRazu Well, he could be immortal, you don't know that.

[@anonymous-gi4tq]

@@crispygaming7491 yeah like queen elizabeth or vladimir putin

[@georgie984]

He died shortly after the commercial, didn’t you see?

[@crispygaming7491]

@@georgie984 Everyone else died but Jon didn't. How can you not see that? >_

[@Nerdtendo6366]

“You were alive alive before you died” Wise words of wisdom from Mr. Tron today

[@voteyesonyes5347]

“tHiNk AbOuT tHiS” has become a normal part in conversation for me and my best friend

[@ChromiumDome411]

They said I was alive this morning... It turned out I actually was (at the time).

[@josiahhernandez9897]

@@ChromiumDome411 what

[@candypoweredrocket]

It’s more like ThEE-EENK aBOOWT thIIIIIIS

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

Joshua Striker So....are you dead now? Please update

[@biologicalcake]

@@Pleasestoptalkingthanks I think he's dead.

[@jojomizugorou5305]

"Get this man a fuckin Dasani" Jon, he's already dying, don't kill him faster

[@crazyfriend50]

Cmon man dasani is water he wont die unless it has 50% copper in it Thats would kill you

[@JustAnotherAccount8]

@@crazyfriend50 Dasani doesn't quench shit

[@crazyfriend50]

@@JustAnotherAccount8 yeah but feeding death wont speed up death so dasani is really a cure Its like placebo yet you need intensive care They stab you a bit and patch you up Ur still cancer ridden but oh well

[@Mrs.Magix58]

@@crazyfriend50 it’s a joke loser

[@FrogWalrus]

Dasani is 99% plastic, taste like shit.

[@boogs2122]

I have taken cooking for three years and can guarantee that the “danger zone” is a real thing that I still can’t take seriously

[@frankwoods9895]

Simon that chicken is in the *danger zone*

[@Tegrius88]

SIMON YOU HEARD THE MAN THE CHICKEN IS IN THE DANGER ZONE SAVE IT

[@frankwoods9895]

@@Tegrius88 oh no he can't hear us he's jamming out!

[@Tegrius88]

@@frankwoods9895 oh Simon that's a work safety violation you cant work distracted and that's a repeat from last time

[@TheColorRed]

That video is actually from a Serv Safe Instruction video

[@Howard_T_Duck]

7:48 “You gotta be F0CKIN’ kidding me” Jon’s inner New Yorker came out just then

[@tagon2381]

Jon: Touches hot. “Heat was hot” Also Jon: Do it again.

[@AnkaaAvarshina]

its funny cause the original meme has Arin in it

[@NokoCocoa]

Also Jon: *_"I'll fucking do it again!"_*

[@emptychamber544]

@@NokoCocoa ILL FEKIN DO IT AGAIN

[@bomblessdodongo3093]

Truly a Cavebruh moment

[@UZIKING]

John stating the obvious about heat.

[@Think_legit]

I am here at three o’clock in the morning because for some godforsaken reason the retched melody of “THIIINNK ABOUUT THIIIIIS” lodged itself into my brain while I went to get some water after waking up to what I could only describe as the Sahara Desert forming in my mouth. I’ve laid here for ten minutes trying to figure out where in the hell that sound bite was from. Finally the gods above granted me with peace and reminded of this video.

[@QwilSchirmer]

It too is imprinted in my memory forever

[@squeegeemcgee]

lmao

[@creeperyte6536]

Same

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

One of my favorite comments on KZbin.

[@Think_legit]

@@dilophosaurussk4333 I’m glad my suffering caused you joy my friend 😂

[@pspten1]

As someone who took three years of Culinary in high school, "the danger zone" was a serious topic. Looking back now, it was a pretty hilarious term.

[@altharchralaku7224]

Gotta keep them meats below 40 degrees F. (but yeah its a funny term and jontron made the joke we all thought)

[@ShockerTopper]

Yep that’s what happens when one of the most amazing songs ever is forever associated with it lol..

[@AllanElMelon1043]

Listen to danger zone when studying about the food danger zone (I took hospitality in school, basically the same thing)

[@BuddhaBlackBear]

Safety and Sanitation was the shit. Ya know? Like Escherichia Coli?

[@hankanderson8633]

I’m not in food service but I wanted to make a top gun joke but... I know no terms lol

[@ballisticblocker9163]

To anybody else wondering what it means for food to be in the ‘danger zone’, it basically means it is being stored at temperatures which would allow bacteria to cultivate.

[@lemonpringlesdoodles]

Usually between 40 and 140 degrees Fahrenheit

[@Tom-jy6mc]

It was kinda weird first time watching having been through a highschool culinary course and seeing Jon be confused lol

[@thesupergamer5894]

​@@lemonpringlesdoodles You're the second person I've seen say that, I'm ServSafe certified and the temperature is 41-135 degrees (but to be more clear my range is FDA conpliant while your range is USDA compliant)

[@TheHealerIzAwesome]

One of my coworkers is a huge JonTron fan. This summer I got heat stroke and he asked me if I had heat syncope

[@Linosek279]

I mean, heat stroke is just big heat syncope

[@CommunistSubRex]

You survived heat stroke? Well done man

[@TheHealerIzAwesome]

@@CommunistSubRex Shit fucked me up tho. I was drastically dehydrated and was constantly vomiting. Ended up having to be sent home from work cause I was vomiting. Nearly passed out once or twice.

[@goobgoobgoobgoobgoobgoob]

Syncope is just passing out

[@TheHealerIzAwesome]

@John Doe Little known fact. Peter Parker wasn't actually snapped out of existence. He was just suffering from heat syncope.

[@zachaa2846]

"you were alive this morning" English teachers: this shit is deep

[@mymamatouchmypeepee2014]

more like I'm 14 and this is deep

[@AdamG1983]

"This is the proper British way to deal with an inconsiderate sneezer" *LITERAL TORTURE*

[@AsymptoteInverse]

Welcome to the Ministry of Love.

[@holetm9346]

Can confirm, am British.

[@cannedgoodness9633]

You should see what my nan does if I eat from my knife instead of the fork. Actually no, no man should see that

[@majoraswrath6182]

@@AsymptoteInverse beat me to it

[@Brainwave101]

@@cannedgoodness9633 You have piqued my interest, please elaborate.

[@bshinn4884]

Shake hands with danger will always be my favorite cheesy safety video. Amd hilariously enough, I've watched it at least 6 times for work

[@TheMilitantHorse]

THIS 100%. It has also one of the catchment tunes I've ever heard.

[@patrickmcelrath4962]

*guitar riff* you know someones about to be maimed

[@disposable_income_andy]

I haven't even had a proper job yet, I only turned 18 this year, but I've seen Shake Hands With Danger at least 20 times purely for just entertainment, mostly cause I just like watching old work safety videos. True classic, also yeah, that song goes hard.

[@shockerelectric3658]

"Harry, there blood all over the lettuce." In a calm voice

[@soilology]

"thats a serious health violation, you can't do that"

[@Reaper-fj9xp]

'Heat was Hot' JonTron

[@fetal.beetle07734]

"Harry, there's blood all over the lettuce. Never mind where the blood came from."

[@mr.gspot753]

I was looking through the comments as I was watching this, and no joke read your comment at the exact time it played it in the video

[@joaogomes9405]

HARRYDIDYAPUTYOURBLOODINTHETRAYOFLETTUCE?

[@TABBYMUSIC]

_”That’s not work safety, that’s work dumb dumb.”_ -Jontron 2019

[@simonjeffus1475]

Screenshot

[@lilbluridinghood6296]

Me: *is dumb dumb* Me: *slips on cardboard at work and almost falls*

[@cervichthyoquine]

I love your pfp

[@TABBYMUSIC]

Thanks man uwu

[@lechugaenlabiblioteca3298]

​@@TABBYMUSIC I like it too :3

[@jordyn187]

Lol The “Think about this” clip was more graphic than expected

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Watched the whole thing. My soul died.

[@shawnthompson2303]

YoU wErE aLiVe ThIs MoRnInG

[@user-pj1rx9wn8j]

@@shawnthompson2303 WHEN ThE Sun Came up

[@Jokerman9540]

We got one, ladies and gentlemen! We got one!

[@zmokahbiar]

What's the original video called cuz I want that song lol

[@Quicksnipez2011]

"Now you have confused me... Almost immediately and you promised you weren't going to do that" is by far the best line in the video

[@toshi3866]

"Mr Stark, Im suffering from heat syncope."

[@ashley-182]

“ -Mr. Stark I don’t feel good.- “ “Mr. Stark I’m suffering from heat syncope.”

[@MerryShrug]

Ryuji!

[@negantmortem648]

HAHAHAHHHHAHHAHHAHAHHhahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhahhehe! OMFG YOU ACTUALLY FUCKIN DID IT!

[@triple777yt5]

Heat syncopy is actually when your brain can't get enough blood because of heat

[@negantmortem648]

@@triple777yt5 well, you learn something every day.

[@CollinAbroadcast]

Congrats. Heat Syncope is now at 100 on Google Trends

[@RussellSmith91]

That is the true power of an influencer, right there.

[@greenx-ray4866]

Oh

[@RummyLPs]

Not gonna lie, I googled it too.

[@spongebobsquarepants4081]

“Don’t die” Death rates drop to 0%

[@Hydrophobiqe]

I didn’t know you watched things with swears *-spung-*

[@spongebobsquarepants4081]

Sunflaw loves Jess /and possibly Nightmare?\ what?

[@alignedlove6927]

Thanks Spongebob

[@scooble_]

Well, If it’s from Spongebob himself...

[@catseatmeowmix690]

I mean ur not wrong

[@Skaiagines]

As a Wendy's employee I can confirm that we actually have 5 barrels of hydrochloric acid, you didn't get it right sorry

[@plutoziummmmm]

*"you were alive before you died."* -JonTron, 2019

[@smileyboi1125]

Well it’s true unless your talking about if you FEEL alive then, I’m not alive at all

[@austinsnell515]

Kian Stevens oooooooooof

[@k1-b082]

kokichi why are you here-

[@plutoziummmmm]

K1-B0 wait i forgot do robots have dicks?

[@k1-b082]

@@plutoziummmmm That's robophobic!

[@talongotskillz7159]

My dad (Who is a welder for Caterpillar) actually has a copy of the “Think About This” Video on CD and VHS because he is a regional supervisor and he has to make the employees watch it.

[@burnforburn]

QuietGrave It’s already on KZbin, just look it up

[@themoleman6806]

@@QuietGrave ^

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

Does he have the song memorized and does he sing it when hes doing stuff? Because I really hope he does lmao

[@swinbtr]

He is one sadiatic man.

[@ivaningram5884]

Where does he work? My company sells a ton of parts to CAT out of Indiana and we have ridiculous safety videos.

[@homeschoolhd596]

“Things that a 5 year old should know at... age 4” -Jontron

[@Carlos-np7du]

Just gold 🤣

[@pokecoon386]

Pure golden quote

[@anabsolutemess8850]

Timestamp?

[@sKittlebruSh]

@@anabsolutemess8850 1:00

[@jjboi6008]

@@anabsolutemess8850 Dude cmon it happened at the very beginning of the video

[@WrenIsWitty]

4:07 to be fair germs were considered real for only about 50 years by that point so telling people that sneezing was dangerous was still a relatively new idea at the time.

[@Rhamburgers_420]

"You can't just break a man like that and tell him to carry on. I wonder where he is today." He's dead Jon. This was made in the 1940's Jon he's dead now.

[@thecheesieste9204]

Dead in more ways than one

[@Rhamburgers_420]

Imagi Nation R.I.P 😔

[@hughmann2309]

F

[@timer3770]

No he could be 90 or 100

[@Rhamburgers_420]

BuildingDonut highly unlikely. although I do admire your optimism, the year 1940 was approximately 79 years ago, The man in the video looked to be in his 30s at least, so he would have to be 109 years old if he were alive today. The average human life span is about 80 years, but we must also take into account lack of medical knowledge they had in that day, not only did people smoke a lot in this era, they had little knowledge of potential health side effects from various chemicals and other hazardous products, for example they pretty much put radium and everything and sold it without a doubt until people started dying of various cancers in the areas where the radium was ingested or applied.

[@djgaben6187]

"Now why would you need 3 barrels of hydrofluoric acid? This is a Wh-endys." You've never worked at Wendy's have you?

[@synthesized4203]

The late employees need to be fired , literally

[@andyblanton6570]

its spelled H'wendy's

[@no1important777]

Harry just showed up, no one gave a shit, he made them fail inspection, and then makes off with a watermelon. its too good, its just too good.

[@wildharpy6435]

How did they not notice that?

[@thebackofdoctormanhattanshead]

The thing is she said "Yeah we failed pretty bad because of Steve" like she she knew him. So either Steve's in this for the long haul and this is just when the manager found out, or she's an accomplice

[@joe6772]

@@thebackofdoctormanhattanshead his name is harry

[@user-ko4hn3se9e]

Melon

[@Spherix3]

no1important ooh, he might be me

[@shelby5809]

15:05 That's actually how you lift things if you want to avoid a hernia I believe

[@shelby5809]

Also watch out for the worms you'll eventually trip on

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

Always keeping an eye out for those Pesky Worms, cant stop tripping over them lately, really been a hassle for my co-workers.

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

@Dave Miller we're on our 12'th anniversary, im technically jimmy's dad now.

[@shelby5809]

@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 Answer the man. Is Jimmy annoying or not?

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

@@shelby5809 Oh, no. not after the _incident_ occured at least.

[@notheidit742]

I’m halfway through the video and I just realized that the song playing between transitions was “Safety Dance”. Well played.

[@nottucoolu8810]

If its danger then it will be dangerzone

[@dannywapbang]

WHY WOULDN'T YOU LET ME DIE?

[@MrFitzophrenic]

Brendon! at the disco I literally said this 59 minutes ago yet you get more likes. Pfft... Idc though.

[@yuripantyhose4973]

You know, that safety dance wasn't as safe as they said.

[@notheidit742]

Mr Pigslicer sorry bro I didn’t see yours :(

[@HeyImLucious]

For anyone wondering, syncope is essentially just fainting. Heat syncope, specifically, is fainting because you're overheating.

[@mauricer.4873]

i dont feel so good

[@Chronosmaster002]

Snap

[@JustKrin]

@@mauricer.4873 Spider-man had Thanos Syncope

[@AAABattery__]

That almost happened to me during a soccer game. I felt kind of dizzy, so I asked to be taken off.

[@manabluerose]

Thanks for that. Is it basically heat stroke?

[@sirjoey3137]

Imagine living in an age where JonTron is prevalent again. FeelsGoodMan

[@He-who-wakes]

Thats cool if your not a doomer

[@nekonekopanicnekonekopanic7335]

Sir Joey of The White Turly the best time line

[@crishon2121]

Imagine living in the age that you’re living in.

[@GTdba]

Pepperidge Farms remembers. Me too.

[@Pappajimbo42]

Moon Pie. what a time to be alive.

[@StapleCactus]

Just like to inform you that the "fatal half-inch" has some merit. I tripped over such an elevation change. The asphalt sank below the curb, but I didn't notice it since the change in color hid the change in height. After picking debris out of my hands, I had to laugh at getting caught over such a tiny bump. Now imagine a similar situation, but at the top of the stairs or on a rooftop and you can see why they are worried about half an inch.

[@dr.altoclef9255]

I mean especially if you’re carrying stuff. Then I swear anything in the universe will knock you down.

[@chillhour6155]

same happens with stairs..plust the extra gravity

[@NoriMori1992]

Exactly. I don't know why Jon was so down on that concept 😂

[@basedokadaizo]

when i moved to my new apartment, i wasn't looking where i was walking when trying to meet my ride for a movie and ended up tripping over a change in elevation in the sidewalk and just barely saving my face with my hands. hands and chest took the brunt of the fall, hurt like hell but i was just mad enough about the current circumstances to ignore the pain until i got in the theater.

[@Sonichero151]

Maybe he never experienced it......

[@diradosveta]

Wait, so it wasn't William Osman on the thumbnail?

[@mattwrightson294]

Never had been

[@Tayutaus]

I think it's Will every time this video comes up even though I know it's not

[@Janetalia]

every single time I see this video in my recommendations I 100% always think it's him

[@dr.matterhorn1315]

I could have sworn was Dan from the SlowMoGuys.

[@werewolftapus7630]

Dr. Matterhorn I thought it was the completionist

[@zaczac5281]

Death aint a joke JonTron: *starts laughing after seeing someine be impaled in the head by a wrench*

[@purplediamond5867]

ScarPearm The Official KZbin Channel well what else are you supposed to do??

[@Holacalaca]

"Safety* is never a joke" like the video says, "deaths just a punchline"

[@rielyandfriends]

"Why would you need 3 barrels of hydrochloric acid? This is a Wendy's." I laughed way too hard at that lmao

[@isiticy8575]

What makes it even better is the “Hwendys”

[@nuclearglory0363]

I can see why McDonald’s would use it considering their sprite, but Wendy’s? Nah

[@beeclan50]

To hide the bodies duh

[@dinkules]

Harry is unironically a savage chaotic monster and can't be stopped

[@vampireluigi27]

Hey Jontron, as someone who works in the food industry I can tell you that there is a term we use called the “Danger Zone”. It refers to the temperature in which bad bacteria can begin to rapidly grow on the food which would result in a customer getting sick. This Danger Zone is between 40 and 140 degree F.

[@PACKERMAN2077]

And as an SDF pilot, second-in-command of Skull Squadron, Veritech Fighter Detachment 2, our Danger Zone is a _Highway that we ride on into the Twilight..._ _kicking into overdrive..._ _when we fly high..._ _Spreading out our wings tonight..._

[@adreamerstea471]

Archer Danger Zone!😎🤣

[@sniperrecon676]

Hey Jontron, as someone who works in the sex industry I can tell you that there is a term we use called the "Danger Zone." It refers to the stage of sexual intercourse in which your HIV/Hepatitis/ebola positive client is about to bust a nut or transfer some sort of bacterial infection to you. This Danger Zone is between 40 and 140 seconds into the act.

[@kyleartz2270]

I hate to admit it, but yea, 100% we call it the danger zone

[@drewb6107]

Thank you for clarifying this lol.

[@bigboysuu]

6:30 "now hwhy do you need 3 barrels of hydrochloric acid, this is a hwendy's" I cry with laughter every time I watch that bit

[@jasp3rjeep13]

It's like Hank Hill became the health inspector after Strickland Propane shut down

[@sprtsfanatic1]

This is my favorite bit of the entire skit

[@dumblongballoons24]

Scp 682's in the basement 😂

[@mattys.3099]

Send in scp-999. All D class are to [DATA EXPUNGED] immediatley.

[@Somerandomperson-hl1kt]

Matty S. d class personnel...? SCP CONTAINMENT BREACH!!!!! (No..?)

[@thecouch1404]

I think the saddest thing about this video is the fact that apparently Elijah Wood can't afford first class

[@Crow4k-p7i]

or that the nerds would book a new zealand airlines flight and think elijah wood would be in the broke area

[@intercoursehandguns851]

Oh, he can, he's just doing some stupid gigs to make sure he'll always be able to.

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

hes been an actor since he was like 5 years old my G hes quite wealthy

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

Yup Elijah wood is up there with the poor people like 50 cent and Nicholas cage. Twitter says they're poor so it must be true.

[@lljw7151]

hes definitely not the richest but he's certainly not that poor

[@Blimbus-Blombo]

How did I not notice that was Taika playing Gandalf the first time

[@skwidgril8171]

Took me about 30 watches of this vid and your comment to realise it too

[@Alextruong0912]

I also realized that the first watch but my bro watching with me didn't recognize him so I thought I was crazy XD.

[@monsterjambrony]

I didn’t realize it either until last night.

[@onuie8134]

Mr. Tron, I don’t feel so good “fades away into nothing” Yep, that’s a heat syncope

[@RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES]

I thought about the fading into nothing too

[@BioGoji-zm5ph]

"Harry? Who's Harry?!" To this very day, Harry's true identity remains unknown.

[@memeboi6942]

His name is dia... I said his name is dia... Oh no.

[@jimboringo9958]

By day he goes by Harry, but by night... he is... *_THE WATERMELON BANDIT_*

[@memeboi6942]

@@jimboringo9958 his real name is diav...

[@carrotpie3465]

Oh i know his name, its watermelon guy he steals every watermelon he sees and will kill any one who will get the watermelon out of his site. nobody ever saw him after that last insident...

[@geopeirce4214]

Or an over sized cyanide tooth

[@janreiafrica]

"Safety is never a joke. Death is only a punch-line away" So inspirational

[@patch-fm]

So real.....

[@cervichthyoquine]

Your pfp is adorbs.

[@janreiafrica]

@@jaketime0421 Good judgement

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Inspiring for those of us who want the joke to end already.

[@gametech4101]

5:16 "I wonder where he is today" It's an old man from 1945...

[@paytonborland2327]

"Now *hwhy* would you need three barrels of hydrochloric acid, this is a *hWendy's* "

[@HECKproductions]

ah tell ya hhhhwhat

[@Big_man_kaleb]

Harry, I'm gonna kick ur Ass

[@seanhuds229]

That boy aint right I'll tell you hwat!

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Cool hwhip.

[@emliu5000]

Gotta *hwash* your hands Harry

[@WigWoo1]

So what is the lesson in Shoe Store Head Trauma? Looks like she just had an accidental slip or the ladder broke. Neither of which looked preventable so what are we supposed to learn?

[@thegoblin4948]

That if you get annoyed at a costumer you... die? i dunno.

[@MrJostur]

I think the issue was that she wore heels on a ladder that wasn't stable, or just that the ladder wasn't stable. She also didn't use a ladder that went high enough to grab the things she was looking for without playing Jenga on a leaning ladder. Then the Jenga shoes/shoe boxes fell over, something hit the light just above her, then she slipped and fell because she also wasn't fuggin' grabbing anything to support herself. It didn't look like the ladder had broken. I say it wasn't deployed properly because after she started walking on it, it wasn't stable whatsoever. Normally if it's deployed correctly, the ladder would be held down by your weight. Might wiggle a li'l at first, but after you're on it, it should be fine. If not, you call someone else in the store to hold it down for you, or you get a different ladder.

[@Technotoadnotafrog]

Don't wear stiletto heels on a ladder

[@WigWoo1]

@@Technotoadnotafrog your heel doesn’t usually touch the steps of a ladder anyways so what’s the difference?

[@etrangray-mane8610]

@@WigWoo1 Don't you usually stand with the middle/arch of your foot on a ladder?

[@Sagninaw]

_Harry gets away with the watermelon_ *Top 10 anime plot twists*

[@pmmeyourdadjokes9811]

The first time I actually laughed at this meme, out of the probably 50% of all youtube comments that contain it

[@ashenone3883]

All of ye get a nice

[@billgibb9212]

Everytime Jon does his inspector Roy impression, it kills me😂

[@PaperFlare]

"Jon drinks 5 crystal skull vodkas in one sitting and begins dissociating while watching safety videos." -Found footage, 2019.

[@shidathegreat239]

9:02 “some days are bloodier then others” yes this does not sound like something printed on box full of tampons.

[@ARiiS5339]

XD

[@MetalMuffinJumbosoCheese]

What's a tampon? It sounds like a brand of condom (JOKE!)

[@scooble_]

I can’t see this quote differently now.... I hope you’re happy

[@C2-J0]

"Why would you need three barrels of hydrochloric acid? This is a Wahendy's."

[@Rockstopmotion]

Perfect accent lol

[@ayarriba9093]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ASteadyForce]

You dident warsh your hans

[@amildlydisappointingsalad6058]

@ 6:31

[@n3v3rg01ngback]

C.J. That’s how they make the chili.

[@ApocalypticJoker]

"This is a whendys" fucking broke me i repeated that part multiple times

[@maxthepaladin2147]

Harry: basically snuck into the restaurant, screwed with everyone there and then stole a watermelon You know a real gansta when you see one

[@youtubeaccount6564]

Praxis

[@thatguywithwings3792]

Everyone a gangsta until Harry walks out with the watermelons

[@lmao2302]

@@Hirrei Without a condom fully knowing he has aids

[@decwex5507]

Ruthless

[@PurpleGuy1987]

XD

[@bluey_heeler]

For those interested, heat syncope is basically dizziness from overheating.

[@chickenslayer34]

Goldfish I scrolled through so many comments just to find this bc I’m too lazy to google

[@neyoid]

So just a weird word for heat stroke?

[@megamegapop12]

Moistifier No it’s more like heat induced vertigo

[@khoralis6458]

Lol

[@admin.slayerenryu]

You can get it by being in either Sonora or Arizona for a few seconds

[@wikizza]

Like my mom used to say: "Its better to be ruthless than watermelonless"

[@zabloing9000]

bruh i thought this was just a really unfunny black joke

[@LSaba27]

Your mother is an amazingly specific woman

[@goosegod9414]

True facts

[@perkm0]

Like my mom used to say We can’t afford another lawsuit

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

A wise woman, your mother

[@GingerNorseman]

All these videos are timeless, in fact they get even better considering what passes as entertaintment now.

[@mariemazzucco3309]

"These are things people should know by the time they're 4" A little while later... *proceeds to inhale pepper, wave a chainsaw, and touch heat*

[@Alleskeins]

I certainly wouldn't touch heat. Heat is hot

[@remarinracoon5309]

Heat was hot

[@unprankable666]

Every five year old should know by the age of four.

[@rubenperezalonso8726]

I've touched heat and I regret every single moment of it, but I'll do it again

[@AtomicArik]

I don't think jon reacts properly sometimes. He just kept touching the kettle. Also before i watched this video, as an experiment, i sniffed some pepper. It hurt so much. Also i touched a hot pan. That also hurt. Both were actually purposefully done. Im kinda dumb.

[@FergusGriggs]

I like the 8bit version of safety dance playing in the title cards

[@ficogonzalez9133]

Brotha you beat me to the punch with that comment

[@canadadry353]

WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TOO WE CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND

[@SoldierMan1557]

I remember that song the safety dance it has a catchy tone to that song

[@officerpoopnugget9989]

lol i thought i was the only one who recognized it

[@danielfield7986]

i noticed that too

[@AllyOJustice]

"I think Elves are immortal unless they get stabbed." Strangely enough that is a real thing, it's called Biological Immortality where cells don't degrade and whoever has it will never die of old age, lobsters have it.

[@gdaws6160]

If the lobster biological cell immortality is true... then humanity have truly taken the piss.

[@mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299]

To bad Lobsters don't have Boiling Pot immortality ;p

[@BLU3B3RRYZ]

@@mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299 lmao

[@lolbit1232]

@Mr. Mammuthus Africanavus you mortal fool! That’s what keeps them from taken over!

[@df5058]

Negligible senescence is the word your looking for

[@tarabletv]

8:49 As someone who worked at Vans, this is why you will never see any workers at a shoe store wearing anything but sneakers. The amount of times we have to climb up ladders and check through different boxes makes a fall like that a definite possibility.

[@lv.2073]

10:04 "And most importantly..." *The heat death of the universe* *_H E A T S T R E S S_*

[@prettyboyvolf3364]

“Safety is a joke, death is just a punch-line anyway”

[@ShadowZeroXZ]

Away**

[@rdprojekti6561]

I guess that's what the japan leaders told to their soldiers to motivate them.

[@justinvaughn2277]

Suicide is explaining the joke

[@NotHeitu]

get noob Oh well, *neaaooowww* haha funny joke

[@bigcanca2131]

Eric Andres motto

[@casualbularchy4850]

I feel like inspector Roy planted Harry to screw over that restaurant.

[@Anna-tk7ui]

Least Harry got a watermelon out of the deal.

[@lady_caiti]

Now THIS is the conspiracy we all deserve

[@packrunnabski]

The watermelon was secretly a cantaloupe

[@joshmeagher2024]

Roy knew Harry’s name and he didn’t even have a name tag

[@dinosrchestra]

It was all a plan to get that poor watermelon out of the restaurant, they were in cahoots to release it

[@test300ful]

I remember this video when it came out lol watching this for therapy after work every night for months. Miss those days.

[@gramplegust5115]

I feel like Jon has pretty much mastered his craft at this point. Every video he's uploaded in the past three years have been spectacularly funny and creative. Easily one of the best creators on this platform!

[@aliciasavitskoff3365]

I agree. He puts so much effort into his videos, I’ve never seen anyone on KZbin do this much effort.

[@dr.icepick3448]

Yeah theyve been a good 3 videos

[@bradlyharris7487]

@@dr.icepick3448 hahaha underrated comment

[@Urmel331]

Could'nt agree more...

[@gappy3664]

@@Tanooki02 He said one of the best not "the best".

[@clamoringrisotto]

Symptoms of Heat Syncope: - Dizziness - Not feeling so good - Excessive sweating - H o t - I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD

[@milymonstand6199]

-Dissolving because Thanos snapped

[@MrK-]

Heat syncope is a real thing

[@christianred9730]

Thanos is affecting this man

[@bevrosity]

@rainbow apple death cures a lot of things lol

[@coreythepeanut]

@@MrK- yeah but its, like, FAINTING. Coulda shown the guy collapsing instead of "I don't feel so good, mr stark"

[@wholetthispersonon]

"I wonder where he is today." - JonTron, 2019, referring to an old guy in a 1945 video

[@francescofulghieri9608]

That man probably served in WWI and was born a little after slavery was abolished

[@laughablechimp4787]

"I wonder where he is today". Is me, wondering where JonTron is, when he disappears off youtube again.

[@cervichthyoquine]

Ur profile pic is adorbs.

[@defaultmate]

He's 6 feet under

[@anonymousclown3872]

He is in a jar Edit: 🏺 time