Jurassic World - Nostalgia Critic

While it’s still in theaters? But how? The Nostalgia Critic reviews 2015’s box office smash, Jurassic World.
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[@100acatfishandwillbreakyou2]

Came here for the motherfucking t-rex, left with the motherfucking t-rex.

[@MegaChrisrex]

Awesome

[@TheVenhammer]

Good Mudkip, now continue being the best starter.

[@PieBathBob]

Mud Kip Sounds like a good day.

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

+TheVenhammer that's a weird way to say 'totodile'.

[@minecraftmaniac4545]

+CalicoVall mudkip ftw! even though i love totodile

[@adamnerden]

I bet someone screamed "it's the mother fucking T Rex !!!!!" in the cinema xD !!

[@semi-demiminigod4219]

Guilty :/

[@hciapetus1251]

Also guilty.

[@lazylazagna9674]

Also guilty

[@anotherhuman2542]

+Queen Unicorn Wish I was guilty.

[@p.z.arnott2329]

Guilty as well.

[@themaninthesilversocks4125]

Did you notice how the trex smashed through a spinosauras fossil as if to say fuck you to Jurassic Park 3

[@thesupersonicstig]

It would be awesome if the spinosaurus was the same one as jp3.

[@RavagersPrey]

Spinosaurus was designed to eat fish, which is why it has the elongated jaw, it usually walked on all fours, didn't have close to the bite force of a Tyrannosaurus Rex, had a smaller brain, poorer eyesight it wasn't as muscular and it lacked the hunting instinct of a T. Rex since it mainly ate fish.

[@sidefacingbri3340]

+Niop Tres In JP3, they were not actually at Nublar. They were at Isla Sorna instead.

[@VierthalerStudios]

That totally made up for that bullshit fight between Rexy and DaffyDuckPoserMcFuckasaurus.

[@JohnSmith-qn3ob]

Yes I noticed it when I said it in my comment 7 months before you

[@jxomxo]

"It's like Disney World only less people probably die." WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT

[@flameshot4798]

jsmartin2000 because it’s true.

[@jameslockey9279]

What? The fact that the word is fewer not less? I know, it’s an outrage.

[@Vladi_AK47]

Jake Martin yep

[@simple-commentator-not-rea7345]

You kiddin'? That's all people want to talk about. Whenever there's something out there that involves death, money, antisemitism, connections to the mob, connections to the Nazis, and connections to the Devil himself, you can always count on people making millions of arguments that Disney was 100% involved in it.

[@hammerite6418]

Simple-Commentator-not-really the devil doesn’t exist

[@mariewakahisa3916]

can we please talk about how that lady ran away from the t-rex in fucking HIGH HEELS!!!!!!!!!!

[@TOWexpert1]

Marie Wakahisa I'm glad I'm not the only person who caught that! Not to mention she went through the rest of the dinopocalypse in those shoes!

[@mariewakahisa3916]

TOWexpert1 when i went to the theater to see the movie i got so mad about that scene. i don't know why no one else doesn't mention it

[@TOWexpert1]

Marie Wakahisa I wouldn't of even seen the shoes had the cinematographer not panned out for the vertical shot with the T-Rex. I'd assumed she'd switched footwear while looking for the kids, but NOPE, she just kept on keeping on in those heels.

[@mariewakahisa3916]

TOWexpert1 she could have at least taken them off but no... it would have been easier to run that way

[@TOWexpert1]

Marie Wakahisa Since you noticed that, did you also wonder why the guys in HQ didn't tell the soldiers in the field vs. the raptors, WITH CAMERAS on their heads, where they were?!

[@johnsobkowiak3725]

when screen junkies guy started to narrate i was fucking dying

[@halloweenfriday]

He basically made this review more watchable.

[@xgray2012]

John Sobkowiak Me too!!!! I was like majorly fan-girl screaming when Jon Bailey made that epic appearance for the re-enactment of the final battle.

[@bombaya85]

John Sobkowiak Say it with me, all together now: Jon Bailey, J o n B a i l e y... Was that so hard? Instead of sounding like a tweeny, braindead pointyfinger. You can actually learn a name and do research.

[@whytho5607]

You know Mr/Ms/Both/Other McJackass just because your name says Jackass, it doesn't mean you have to be one.

[@bombaya85]

Jackson Shanahan Your personal titles made me chuckle though^^^, You are correct, but I didn`t feel like it saying NiceGuy McChirpy would have been stating the truth either. Have a good day, Sir, Dr., Mr., Ms., Mrs.

[@FestArc]

I call bull shit on saying the CGI looked bad. I saw the movie for myself and I can say for a fact that the CGI is not horrible. EDIT: Okay, to get more detailed with it. I would agree that it doesn't look real. That's not the argument. The argument is that the CGI is not horrible. The effects in Avatar don't look real, but that doesn't make them any less amazing. It's beautiful to look at. Same goes for Jurassic World. The illusion of the original film is lost. The dinosaurs don't have weight to them, move too fast, and don't act like animals so they don't blend in realistically with the actors or environment. But the creations are still very detailed and great to look at. And seeing how the movie is fun the effects still work to the films advantage.

[@Zice033]

#suspensionofdisbelief

[@andrewkful]

FestArc I think Doug is just really over-critical of CGI.

[@bodvarson1933]

FestArc I have noticed that some people are more sensitive when it comes to seeing CGI. It's always obvious to me that CGI is bad but people like my dad wouldn't think that the Langoliers had bad CGI.

[@andrewkful]

Caleb Davidhizar Ex- I am HORRIBLE at recognizing convincing CGI. Thus, why I only work in 2D.

[@Rockysbeats]

FestArc how old are you?

[@Dragon49600]

Props to Malcolm for his delivery of the "It's part raptor" part. It makes it so much more funny.

[@Connor_Tyler]

That ending fight scene, where a T-Rex has a freaking _Velociraptor_ riding its back, as they fight against a giant dinosaur-monster-thingie... It was like every 8 year-old boys' dream come true.

[@redbaron5308]

More like every mans dream come true.

[@redbaron5308]

Yeah your manly hood.

[@dr.k8610]

And most adults honestly

[@justafan9399]

Well, technically the end of Rogue One was every man’s dream, but this is a close second.

[@redbaron5308]

Nah this was more epic easily. Even if it is opinionated.

[@TheaterRaven]

"If you have a dude and a chick in a movie, they don't always have to hook up. If you have a romance, great, but it's not like a checklist." THANK YOU! I can't stand it in films when a so-called couple is established in a movie just because the screenwriter/producers think they need a romance in the story.

[@mastermarkus5307]

TheaterRaven That's kind of funny to me, considering that the Jurassic Park novel did not originally have Dr. Grant and Dr. Sattler in a relationship, but perhaps because the film started with them already somewhat romantically involved (rather than having to build it up from "we just know each other" or anything), the romance wasn't overly jarring in the film.

[@andromidius]

Prime example: Dredd. Male and female lead, zero sexual tension between them. Perfection.

[@cavifaxlegacy]

TheaterRaven AVGN movie

[@darkflame728]

TheaterRaven The first movie that made me realize this was The Matrix. It's just so annoying *and awkward* when they try to make two uninterested characters romantically involved.

[@MaddogSamurEye]

andromidius Another prime example: Pacific Rim. Two pilots of opposite genders need to overcome their own emotional baggage due to the mind-merging system requiring them to cooperate mentally. They become friends by the end of the film with a head-butt of friendship.

[@EmanGameplay]

That CEO in the helicopter died in the most MichaelBay-ish way I have ever seen

[@nataliemccarthy9140]

That was exactly what I was thinking when I saw it!!!!!!!

[@roachofdoom1234]

Because you've only ever seen a helicopter crash in Michael bat movies right?

[@thebrutusmars]

No because Michael bay loves explosions

[@PsyckoSama]

Jacob Bielski And unlike Micheal Bay movies he died because he was an idiot, not because he was the token minority.

[@EmanGameplay]

PsyckoSama very true

[@AaronGanaron]

I... honestly never thought it looked like a raptor. Thought it was an albino T-Rex

[@darthestar8791]

Yeah. I couldn't tell, and so did almost no one else. Which is why so many people, including the characters, were shocked when the reveal came.

[@Saltyaf38]

It's not supposed to look like either. Its supposed to look like a mix of both, and how do you think it looks like a T-rex.

[@loaf_bloke_will_eat_ur_soul998]

@@Saltyaf38 how does nostalgia critic think this looks like a raptor? We'll never know.

[@mingleminnsoul6403]

Shenanigannons it looks like a western dragon without wings

[@hansruhlmann454]

Because it doesn't look like a giant Raptor. He's just to stupid to see it.

[@YourObedientSandwichAHam]

When my sister and I saw this movie, she turned to me afterwards and said "You know what would've been cool? If they got Samuel L. Jackson back. Like maybe his arm is amputated, and he's become a bada** at fighting dinosaurs, and he's lived in the old park for years, and like he teaches the kids how to fight, and then he goes with the kids to save Chris Pratt. It wouldn't make sense, but it'd be awesome."

[@FelisTerras]

That would have made for one corny, 90's tropes-loaded B-movie. And like one helluva lot more fun than this story. Your sister has some good ideas, there

[@dr.k8610]

That right there is better than most Hollywood twists. JW3 plot right there. Seriously, I applaud that idea 👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@michellewarns2778]

Tell your sister that that would make the movie way more awesome. : )

[@dylensingah8937]

I know I’m late but he should have an eye-patch as well

[@dradra2day]

Your Obedient Sandwich, A. Ham fuck no.

[@SpaderB13]

....the part raptor twist surprised me. * drops mic * * cries of embarrassment *

[@nikolaytinev1551]

Tommy North mate, it did not look like a raptor, not sure what doug was thinking

[@TheKitsuneGamer]

***** I didnt put the two together like literally 45 seconds b4 and i was like... FUUUUUUUUUUCK, NONNONONONO, and it happened just like i predicted X3

[@bcstephe]

Tommy North how were you awake that far into the movie?

[@SpaderB13]

***** I honestly thought they spliced it with humans

[@swordking1995]

Tommy North yeah, i wasn't really thinking about it until the last moment either. i was too busy thinking about how cool Chris Pratt looked riding a harly through the jungle with raptors to pay attention. it is pretty obvious on hindsight, though.

[@blueskiesandstarrynights]

I love NCs excitement when Claire got the t -rex. The theme song was back, he got Jon Bailys epic voice, and he was as giddy as a fangirl

[@rosemarysbaby5942]

I'm kinda shocked Nostalgia Critic didn't mention how silly it looked with Claire outrunning the t-rex in stiletto heels.

[@jonathanhernandez6586]

He was too hyped by the mere presence of the motherfucking T-Rex

[@jaycraw6978]

I mean... I've run pretty fast in stilettos but I've yet to run from a T-Rex

[@decimation9780]

@@jaycraw6978 T. Rex walks as fast as Usain Bolt sprints. But it’s unlikely a Tyrannosaurus would find humans appealing to eat, I feel as though it’d be a similar situation to how sharks treat humans when mistaking them for food: way too bony, too much iron in the blood, not near enough meat to make for an appetizing meal. Tyrannosaurus's iron stomach be damned, it’d only go after us if it was starving, and even then, it’d likely try to find an easier meal then one that doesn’t take kindly to being eaten and happens to have opposable thumbs.

[@user-qj9en1kp1m]

Yeah, that doesn't make sense.

[@henrywallacesghost5883]

This is what happens when you let the actors make decisions. Bryce Dallas specifically asked to keep running in the high heels. Over 1.5 billion dollars made I guess you can say it really doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things.

[@GeneralShnargTube]

''I adjust my belt buckle, ALL THE TIME'' lol

[@Mystemo]

GeneralShnargTube That's by far my favorite line in the review.

[@fletchy40]

It's like that line in Troll 2

[@s3dchr]

Mystemo Mine is "WHOA, Jesus..."

[@JBX9001]

GeneralShnargTube The facial expressions and tone of voice are what really made that joke hilarious!

[@juanchocorleone]

That part killed me too. Well done, Rob... Well done.

[@johnkarol5236]

you didn't talk about the dude who ran off with 2 margaritas during the pterradactle scene :(

[@rileytvs2288]

+john karol that was jimmy buffet you realize that right?

[@johnkarol5236]

RileyTVS it was like a 2 second shot hahahah besides his face was covered so i couldn't tell hhahah

[@rileytvs2288]

john karol if you go on the website, click plan visit and food and watch the gif (hes the one with the dino toy scary people) i thought it was hilarious

[@johnkarol5236]

thats amazing hahhahaha

[@TheEldritchGoth]

PTERANODON!!! THEY ARE CALLED PTERANODONS!!!!

[@patdan10]

Someone should recut this with the actual clips when it comes out on DVD/Blu Ray. Not to take away from the skits, but just to see how it's different.

[@electricmastro]

Patrick Danielson I think that there should be a movie clips version for Channel Awesome and a sketch version for KZbin at the very least.

[@brawleesedore3630]

I might

[@NickZephyr]

Patrick Danielson The movie is probably already online somewhere, I mean I found Inside Out already, and they could've used it, but I think if they did they would get in even more HUGE shit.

[@MartinX192]

LaceeLasers It is, i watched a week and 1/2 ago along with Mad Max

[@inhaaale720]

LaceeLasers where the fuck is Inside Out i want to be a huge piece of shit and watch it

[@nyboy76]

"Is that the T-Re..." "Alan!"

[@antk8493]

This should have ten thousand likes😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@geomania8533]

BRING A VS MATCH WITH MR PUPPY AND CHAPILIN

[@MattSaysHello]

I really enjoyed the film but my biggest problem with it was the new dinosaur. They created a dinosaur to be the new main attraction of the park. A dinosaur that the world will want to see..... and they make a dinosaur that can camouflage itself? Sure, why not?

[@gracezimmerman1359]

#logic

[@DeadmanInc336]

Dr. Wu explained that they used Cuttle Fish DNA to control the accelerated growth of the Indominus Rex. Cuttle Fish are able to camouflage itself so that's why.

[@gracezimmerman1359]

DeadmanInc336 i know that, also cuttlefish can change texture, but the thing upset me was that even tho the put in the camouflage gene, they forgot

[@MattSaysHello]

+DeadmanInc336 I know why it is able to camouflage. My question is why they would ever need an attraction to camouflage itself? It may just stay in all day and no one who paid to see it would be able to.

[@DeadmanInc336]

+Matthew Gray I don't think they realized that when they gave it Cuttlefish DNA to reduce the accelerated growth rate, they also gave it it's camoflauging capabilities. Kinda like how when they gave it frog DNA so it can survive in a tropical environment, they didn't realize they also gave it the ability to control it's body heat which is why it avoided thermal detection. So I don't think they intended for it to be able to use camouflage and control it's body heat. They just needed the DNA to fill in the gaps for their needs. They didn't account for the characteristics that came with said DNA.

[@BanditIncorporated]

Copyright dodge? CLEVER GIRL......or critic XD BTW they made the Coke2 dino such an unstoppable weapon, cos Doctor Wu, was doing a denis nedry and secretly working for Kingpin. And using the chance to engineer a new dino, to make a prototype for what Kingpin wanted. That's why it was kept secret what was in it, and why the Indian guy was shocked to learn what it could do. Mind u it was a super quick sub-plot, blink and u could miss it. But it WAS in there. Anyway, awesome review as always :D

[@BanditIncorporated]

Marvel fan Cos Doctor Wu, was doing a denis nedry and secretly working for Kingpin. And using the chance to engineer a new dino, to make a prototype for what Kingpin wanted. That's why it was kept secret what was in it, and why the Indian guy was shocked to learn what it could do

[@BanditIncorporated]

Marvel fan Yeah cos that's the answer. I didn't wana have to type it all out again, but ok. Indian guy goes to Dr Wu and says "Hey, give us a new dino, make it bigger with more teeth" Dr Wu thinks to himself "I can use this chance to make a prototype dino weapon for kingpin. I just better not let the boss know what Im really doing" Then when Indian guy seen the Coke2 use its extra abilities, he goes back to Dr Wu and says "This isn't what I told u too make! Whats in that thing?!" It was all explained in that scene where the two of them talk over tea. So it is all explained.

[@BanditIncorporated]

Marvel fan Because he is the head of there science division. The whole point of having a head of a division is so that u don't have to micromanage every little thing that happens. When Captain Kirk says "Go to warp 9" does he personally run down to engineering and carefully watch as Scotty does it??? Of course not! Scotty is the head of engineering. And Dr Wu is the head of the dino cloning.

[@adamisforgiants6762]

BanditIncorporated like from daredevil?

[@adamisforgiants6762]

Marvel fan An BD Wong is a psychologist anyways, why is he allowed to make dinosaurs. Its bullshit.

[@definitelycatherine7296]

We need more mr. Puppy the puppy.

[@jkelitejkelite7853]

yeees

[@liaminator4950]

Indeed.

[@1994moviebuff]

But Mr GLASSes!

[@rethinkyoureheroes4542]

IS NOT FUCKING OPTIMUS T-REX IS JUST REXY DUMB ASS WORST DOING EVER

[@AP-fn5ef]

Definitely

[@5nokli]

Epic voice guy saying "go fish" was epic!!! Also, the T Rex climbs the highest mountain and looks up at the sky and roars "I'm a Motherfucking T Rex." :D

[@gurlzrool]

Yes I was one among many who went freaking nuts when the t rex came out!

[@maemsy]

Call it, THE MOTHERFUCKING T-REX!!!!!!!!!

[@spinosaurus8399]

gurlzrool I was so close to squaring up with the I-Rex bot no the T-rex had to come along and take away the opportunity. I was in one movie. Just one!

[@seanherrington3290]

gurlzrool Same.

[@Lonsoleil]

So?

[@joyunicycle]

gurlzrool Same here!

[@ryguy2632]

Anyone notice in the final battle when the T-Rex was about to fight the Indominus Rex the T-Rex bashed through the bones of a Spinosaurus? Talk about karma Jurassic Park 3!

[@harryrupam01]

Ry Guy yeah man :D

[@RedaFox1]

Ry Guy and let's not forget this isn't just any other t-rex. This is the same female t-rex from the first movie who,according to the website,has been living on the island for 25 years!

[@chewitt1227]

Ry Guy Yeah man!

[@ryguy2632]

***** Yup and those Pterodactyls that were in Jurassic World were supposedly the same Pterodactyls that escaped from Jurassic Park 3 and that bad fat guy in Jurassic World was the one who re-homed them to Jurassic World. As the island in Lost World and Jurassic Park 3 were the same island and the island of Jurassic World and Jurassic Park were the same island.

[@Pepitobenito]

Ry Guy I had more than a hunch from seeing the Spino skeleton in the trailer that the T-Rex would unceremoniously smash it to bits at some point as a big "Fuck you!" to JP3's stupid fight.

[@entropist2011]

That's it, I'm never seeing another T-Rex sequence in any movie without hearing that "I'm a Motherf!*$ing T-Rex" in my mind. Damn you, critic! :)

[@liveactionlink8736]

I haven't been able to see a T-Rex without hearing that. I almost couldn't help yelling it in the middle of the theater during either of the Jurassic World movies. Trent, the Alan thing is annoyingly stuck in my head too lol

[@amanibob1416]

"Spared no expenses."

[@liveactionlink8736]

@Trent Wickham lol you dick

[@arcspark4937]

Doug's freakout of glee and delight with the camera was worth the price of admission XD

[@Mooselover1011]

I didn't think this film was bad, but I think it was a giant Mercedes Benz ad...

[@Mowogjones]

So where one and two.

[@rileytvs2288]

+Mowogjones one was a jeep ad and a ford ad

[@SargeIzzard]

+RileyTVS teens are able to restart a 20 year old jeep with a new battery "look how badass jeeps are !!!"

[@rileytvs2288]

Sarge Izzard i was actually talking about the first movie, but yeah i guess that works too

[@Eeugh]

Also samsung, i think everyone in this movie had a samsung phone

[@DARE0451]

And in that moment, Nostalgia Critic got a taste of what it's like to review a Nintendo game.

[@CaptainCJ97]

Still can't get over their terrible e3

[@DARE0451]

CJAdams97 They have their own shit to take care of, they don't really care about E3. I really enjoyed their muppet intro, though.

[@DARE0451]

***** Since when has Nintendo every been professional?

[@peppermillers8361]

TrueFriends HelpMoveBodies I can't help but read this in Mandus's voice from AAMFP. XD

[@DARE0451]

pepper Mill Ace Attorny: Maya's Fucked-Up Project, where you learn that Maya has been a serial killer behind your back all this years, and has been making you a tent out of human flesh.

[@BloodyBobJr]

I did find it really amusing when the Indominus rex started to "Negotiate" with the other raptors.. like they were having a meeting. I havta wonder what he was saying.. maybe like "Hey if you help me kill these mooks, they'll be stock options for you guys in the future" Raptors "OOoooo stock options! You got a deal!" Also the part where the one raptor gets blown up by a rocket, while having a tender moment with Chris Prat was freaking hilarious.. me and my friend actually LoL in the theater.

[@kenetickups6146]

I did too

[@16JPE]

Jere Aho Realistically it was most likely "I'am big raptor, i could kill all of you right now but if you join me, you will live, humans will die"

[@Sonichero151]

Jere Aho That part with the rocket was fucking funny. In my head I heard a Team fortress 2 rocket launcher being fired, the Ding sound you hear when you hit someone, the domination music sting, and then the Soldier shouting "IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED MEEEE!!!!"

[@Sonichero151]

Monroville I WAS THINKING THAT!!!!!! Also when the Raptor comes in to get the Indominous's attention I heard "HEEREEE I COME TO SAVE THE DAAAYYYYYYY!!!!" And yes I heard it in the Danger mouse Voice.

[@numberpi5473]

Jeff E I think even more realistically would be "ME. VERY BIG. ME EAT YOU. BUT YOU JOIN ME. YOU EAT HUMANS. BUNCHA"

[@dinobroofmf]

Indominus Rex is Greek for Untamable King so yah that’s kinda cool EDIT: It is Greek, shut up please

[@johnv6806]

DinoBroof the mutha fuckin t rex tamed it pretty quick

[@dinobroofmf]

John V so that has nothing to do with what I said

[@johnv6806]

DinoBroof except they gave it a shitty inaccurate name

[@dinobroofmf]

John V what do you mean it is the untamable king that doesn’t mean it can’t be ex machinad by a frikin mosasaurus so I don’t know what you mean by the name is a lie all the name implies is that it can’t be tamed

[@rhettdilley]

DinoBroof It’s Latin

[@chef7196]

"BUT MR. GLASSES" Best line of the Review! 😂

[@catalinamelo9932]

"You're kidding, right?"

[@sarahmcmann5253]

Lizardmaster858 yeah I love Mr. Puppy

[@Mohammad-km9kw]

But what? I'm waiting

[@moonymonster]

Dead certain that line about Doug's voice and the broom was improv. Plus you could see his hand XD

[@chezzzmustdie6055]

Lizardmaster858 how bout' the MOTHA FUKIN T-REX!!!!!!!!!?

[@thescrublord9467]

*_IM A MOTHERFUCKIN' T-REX!!!!_*

[@dragodicemperor5194]

This comment should have a lot more likes.

[@darthestar8791]

Ahhh I love that reference.

[@Merisu_Sheep]

It's like Disney World only less people probably die hahaha

[@isaacgleeth3609]

But when the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

[@Killerwhale-kp2fm]

That'll be amazing if Disney World wasn't crowded.

[@ColinG943]

Well, I feel like I must address this. The Indominus Rex is NOT just a "big raptor." The only raptor part is her intelligence. She has the base body of the T Rex, the horns and protection of a Cartonosaurus, the arms of a Therizenosaurus, the size of a Gigantosaurus, the head (and possibly cannibalistic feature) of a Majungasaurus, and the body spikes of a Rugops. They even added Cuttlefish for the camouflage, tree frogs for changing body temperature, and pit vipers for night vision. Also, they called it the Indominus Rex because it meant Fierce or Untamable in Latin. NOTE: I may have gotten the dino stuff mixed up about the I Rex's features.

[@firesonic1010]

Clark Griswold I agree. Besides. It's no secret that the Critic/Doug Walker has a very poor track record when It comes to animals. Did you really expect him to be any good with prehistoric animals? Hell, the main dinosaur from the sequel is called the INDO-RAPTOR and it is basically what the critic describes here. It's almost as if they did that to make fun of people like him. I'm surprised no one else has pointed this out.

[@ColinG943]

FireSonic101 I know he has a poor track record of animals, but he could at least done some Google searches on the subject. Also, the tantrum scene is just pointless seeing as how it wasn't obvious that it had Raptor DNA.

[@clyelli]

Having all that dinosaur DNA doesn't take away the fact that the Indominus looks like an albino raptor in steroids.

[@treyrex5987]

@@clyelli The only thing on the indominus Rex's body that even closely resembles a Velociraptor are the quills on her neck, other than that it looks nothing like a f****** Velociraptor.

[@clyelli]

@@treyrex5987 I don't know what to tell you, looks like an albino raptor in steroids to me (Minus the killer claw)

[@hippiebowbob6213]

who else wants mother fucking T-rex as their ringtone?

[@flip3nt_422]

Kennedy Ann Muldoon every one

[@MyDriver8]

I'd buy that for a dollar

[@bobbytownsend7973]

guilty

[@cdsworkshop2855]

But the first time you get a random call while at the supermarket or something, suddenly you're getting hauled out by security for public indecency or scarring children or something like that.

[@hippiebowbob6213]

kinda over thinking it lol

[@nisinator2]

The CGI was fine, I don't know why you had such a problem with it, it's well above the standards of 99% of CGI movies in the last 5 years.

[@FBSidious]

+nisinator2 No. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Rise/ Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Life of Pi, The Hobbit Trilogy, Godzilla 2014, all of these movies came out in the last 5 years and all of them had mediocre to great CGI. Jurassic World was less than mediocre. It would have been unimpressive 7 years ago, let alone after Avatar.

[@nisinator2]

If you say so, I thought it was fine.

[@danieltirado130]

better green lantern sgi

[@volo870]

Hey, they may have at least interacted with a prop. When they are petting those Deinonychi (not velociraptors!) CGI looks faker than The Lawnmower Man.

[@AkuTenshiiZero]

"Well above the standards" isn't saying much, even if it was true.

[@pacman5698]

If T. Rex is Coke, and Indominus is Coke 2, is Spinosaururs Pepsi?

[@Loldino897]

Mr. Fedora :D

[@allanromero5496]

Indominus Rex should be Diet Coke because of the color.

[@BlueVenom9]

Spinosaurus is coke zero because no one likes it.

[@pacman5698]

I view it as Pepsi because T. Rex and Spinosaurus reminds me more of the majority who likes Coke best but the following Pepsi still has.

[@superreviewerable]

LanderL9 y dad likes coke zero.

[@takigan]

"My amazing kick-assery cannot be contained!"

[@danielthemaniel1697]

I thought that the Indominius Rex actually looked pretty cool

[@ShaneFullerYT]

even i...and then to top it off...IT WASN'T EVEN FULLY GROWN

[@HeyItsRonHere]

I think it looks alright, but I understand the Critic when he says it looks like a bigger bumpier paler raptor. I was kinda underwhelmed too

[@danielthemaniel1697]

Hey It's Ron Here I mean, I'm not saying that it was perfect. It definetly could've been better. I'm just saying that the Critic described it as a big, pale, raptor with a few bumps on it's back. Now you tell me: is the Indominus Rex really just a big, pale, raptor with bumps on its back? I don't think so, anyway. I thought it was pretty cool.

[@andrewgifford1007]

I agree I thought it looked awesome as hell

[@marwansobhy7050]

saaaaame

[@MrProidiot]

Just a funny thought, at 9:42, Tamara is wearing flats while playing Claire, meaning that even just shooting a parody became a bother while wearing heels. How the hell did real Claire wear heels during the entirety of Jurassic World!?

[@scorpiocarnage1055]

Joe Coin There may be a secret heel wearing boot camp. Seriously, even the most comfortable heels hurt after a while.

[@MrProidiot]

Corrine Thrasher I know this one girl who is so used to heels that she can run in them, fight in them, but even she gets tired of them. How the hell do you run from a T-Rex in heels?!

[@scorpiocarnage1055]

Joe Coin Magic-it's the only thing that makes sense. That would also explain the mystical DNA holding petrified mosquito.

[@thewolfofwallstreet627]

Joe Coin That's what your questioning? How can a girl in heels outrun a T-Rex? Shouldn't you be asking how can ANYONE outrun a T-Rex? I mean back in the first movie, it was clearly established that a T-Rex can run as fast as a car can at full speed, so it should be able to outrun any human quite easily. Granted, we're also talking about a franchise that sucks when it comes to sticking to continuity but still. lol

[@MrProidiot]

As the critic so nicely puts it, "Let's stick to one plothole at a time."

[@kyradavis9344]

I really wish they created a real dragon instead of a giant raptor.

[@ph89787]

If they did that. Then you'll need to throw in Toothless to take it down. Speaking of which did parts of the third act remind anyone of How To Train Your Dragon 2.

[@kyradavis9344]

Patrick Donnolley I didn't see a correlation. What are you referring to?

[@ph89787]

Kyra Davis The I Rex taking control of the raptors (Drago's Bewilderbeast taking control of Toothless) , Owen reconnecting with them, (Hiccup reconnecting with Toothless) the T Rex Vs the I Rex (Valka's Bewilderbeast Vs Drago's one) and Blue intervening (Toothless Vs Drago's Bewilderbeast).

[@kyradavis9344]

Patrick Donnolley interesting.

[@torresliam7681]

Plus the Game of Thrones Dragon

[@chezzzmustdie6055]

"IMA MOTHA FUKIN T-REX!!!!!!!" Best. Frickin. Line. EVER.

[@PDF6969]

No

[@Dat0ldschoolkid]

@@PDF6969 YES! YOU HUSH!

[@jimnorrisofficialyoutubech1494]

@@PDF6969 Silence

[@PDF6969]

@@Dat0ldschoolkid ok

[@PDF6969]

@@jimnorrisofficialyoutubech1494 sure thing

[@TheSmokingSkull]

It's especially cool that the T-Rex smashes through a Spinosaurus skeleton right before fighting the Indominus.

[@alienonlsd3209]

So they dumped on Jurassic park 3 yeah

[@drakke125Channel]

it was already dead before the T-Rex went to fight I-Rex. lolz the irony but its still funny.

[@poopa854]

The Smoking Skull Big middle finger to Jurassic park 3 my favorite scene

[@AquawindxOP]

The Smoking Skull it's like they are said Fuck you jp3

[@siscobub]

The -Rex is like: FUCK YOU JURASSIC PARK 3 FOR SNAPPING MY BROTHERS FUCKING NECK

[@kftc88]

Between Tamara looking amazing in that outfit and the best dinosaur rap song ever, this review is my new favorite.

[@FenderBridge]

You didn't touch on the countless product placement...aw come on. When I watched the movie, I counted 14 different product placements.

[@chuckbatman5]

I know, I never noticed product placement in movies, but in this one, it was so obvious. That one line where the redhead chick literally says "Verizon's Wireless' Indominus Rex, like what

[@jacobperez3955]

Coolman Hahn and the holograms in the movie are made by samsung directors said so.

[@redwaldcuthberting7195]

FenderBridge Wasn't as bad as asm2 imo I know it was a Sony film but damn all that Sony product placement broke the immersion.

[@kyuubifox33]

I will always prefer product placement over characters drinking a blue can of soda name Pepski. I'd rather the real thing I recognize be there then have to groan over the obviously fake brand name.

[@silverbro13]

FenderBridge Then you missed another 100.

[@thatfishguy4991]

There was only one animatronic and that was the dying apatosaurus.

[@sophiarose5879]

are you here after watching fallen kingdom

[@thatfishguy4991]

Sophia Rose yeah.

[@addyvandermuse7419]

ThatFishGuy he’s talking about the 1st part

[@loganbrock4628]

ThatFishGuy There were more puppets than that.

[@JimmyDean59]

Actually the T. Rex walking was an animatronic, the legs were cgi.

[@SchAlternate]

The Indominus look more like a carnosaur (like Allosaurus) than a maniraptorian (like Velociraptor)

[@JohnSmith-hk1fz]

What are you smoking

[@Glamr0ckChica]

I don't know anymore I changed it like two thousand times so I got nothing now. I am gamerperson2000 What he said it's true all those dinosaurs exist

[@JohnSmith-hk1fz]

You got no fucking idea what I'm talking about

[@SchAlternate]

I don't know anymore I changed it like two thousand times so I got nothing now. I am gamerperson2000 I have no idea what YOU are talking about. What the fuck are you talking about.

[@JohnSmith-hk1fz]

You thinking it looking like a carnotsaurus because of one thing is fucking amazing actually it would be the oppisite of carntosaurus tiny jaw Indominus long jaw carntosaurus tiny arms Indominus long arms what the fuck are you smoking? It looks more than a allosaurus than a carntosaurus no more like a spinosaurus than a carnotsaurus

[@jackvandebark8156]

I adjust my belt buckle ALL THE TIME

[@dominickbenincasa5043]

Because I’m the obvious BAD GUY

[@brenine3104]

That means you're an obvious bad guy.

[@mobiledota2555]

Love that line

[@AlexCooper-cr6pz]

Funny.

[@sebastianemond5313]

12:37 - 12:45 "No, no, we don't care! We don't care! We just had a scene where Pterodactyls played hot potato with people's heads; why would we care??"

[@u-8743]

It must have taken a lot more effort to shoot this review, given all the scenes and costumes. Much appreciated Critic and Co. You guys did an amazing job here!

[@Mariokemon]

Rum Runner they do this stuff all the time. All the skits in the reviews take effort

[@u-8743]

***** I don't remember that. Which other reviews are done like this?

[@Mariokemon]

Rum Runner every review nowadays have skits

[@u-8743]

***** You didn't understand my first comment then. I meant an episode completely devoid of actual footage of the film.

[@osmosiswright9924]

***** Most of these "skits" were the Nostalgia Critic crew reenacting the scenes from the movie, since they couldn't show the actual footage.

[@gishathosaurus6828]

"I adjust my belt buckle, all the time!" Loved that

[@sebastianemond5313]

😒"No, no, we don't care. We don't care! We just had a scene with Pterodactyls playing hot potato with people's heads; why would we care??"

[@YodasGotSoul]

Not one of Doug's best reviews. The constant screaming, and fast talking makes it seem like an extended rant.

[@electricmastro]

YodasGotSoul Yeah, I felt like it was Doug talking rather than the Nostalgia Critic, oh well.

[@blackboy12]

YodasGotSoul What is A best one than? I want to know what is you favorite.

[@GreenNinjaTea]

YodasGotSoul Bat Credit Card

[@berpipo]

GreenNinjaTea you mean the joke with the constant screaming and fast talking?

[@nonfinale685]

YodasGotSoul yeah the high pitched voicegot old fast. i like i it better when he's spouting out passive aggresive remarks.

[@supervideomaker9136]

I feel like this review was way too critical, than again.. This is coming from a guy who liked the movie

[@supervideomaker9136]

samplexample wow, so mature -_-

[@supervideomaker9136]

samplexample i'm sorry i liked the movie. Plus whats wrong with liking the movie, its not like i'm saying its better than the original, because its not. So yeah, i like jw, sorry if you have a different opinion.

[@supervideomaker9136]

samplexample are you usually this much of an ass

[@IsabelleSelimGallo]

samplexample I think you should Leave supervideomaker9136 you called her/him a bitch over a simple comment he/she made?-__- yet you tell him/her "who cares what you like , Bitch"? Ahem immature. And I agree Super, the critique was a little critical, I myself thought the movie was just as good as the other three, and Indominus caught my eye. And the dinosaurs look cool as shit

[@IsabelleSelimGallo]

samplexample What did I do wrong? I simply correcting you on your attitude and having a nice conversation about it So you fuck off. Big baby. Quit cussing people out

[@aenjgeal]

The entire plot starter (where the park is supposedly losing revenue because people have become "bored" with dinosaurs) is absolute utter bull shit. I'm from Florida, the land of amusement parks, and I can tell you right now some parks that have thrived in worse conditions 1.) Sea World- Good God, Sea World. Even with the Black Fish scandal they're still open and JUST NOW thinking of closing the Orca shows 2.) Busch Gardens- A wonderful balance between Thrill Rides and Safari animals, this theme park has been open since the 70's, and *knock on wood* it's not going anywhere anytime soon 3.) Disney World- Now granted, these five-parks-in-one's success has been supplemented with the immensely popular Disney movies, but, aside from aesthetic and the general feel-good power of Disney, these parks don't have much to offer 4.) Universal Studios and Island of Adventure- Supplemented by Universal's motion pictures, these two parks have amazing rides that put Sheikra to shame but, honestly, not much else And this movie is trying to tell me that a theme park filled with DINOSAURS is struggling to survive? Get real movie. The movie could have ended in 20 minutes if they simply decided to add a dinosaur-themed roller coaster

[@sperrin]

Are you suggesting this fictional film used fiction as part of it's plot?

[@aenjgeal]

Steve Perrin Touche

[@TuckerWhite94]

+aenjgeal Hell, the state of Florida itself is one giant amusement park.

[@GENESISCentral1]

+aenjgeal I think they were referencing the fact that dinosaurs is no longer the IT thing it used to be. back then it was milked to death for how awesome and in a way new idea it was. Jurassic Park, then you got We're Back and Power Rangers

[@epion660]

+GENESISCentral1 And, think about this: around 1940, it would have been incredible to see a giraffe or panda bear (as an american) up close. In 2015, yeah, we'll go to the zoo. its neat and all, but its not as special as it was.

[@Absolynth]

I could honestly watch Rob shouting at Malcolm as the obvious bad guy for days, friggin' hilarious @12:30. Everyone is great

[@hunterkiller1440]

If your actors are great, then use CGI. If your actors are mediocre, please use animatronics. Chris Pratt was the only one holding up in this movie, the rest kinda fell flat. The story was alright but my biggest gripe was, why didn't they use the tracker on the I-Rex before entering the cage?

[@jw_gojifan19]

hunterkiller1440 Really? I loved all of the characters.

[@Stoner420Simpson]

hunterkiller1440 Chris Pratt was as mediocre as the rest of the actors.

[@monstersinthecity]

hunterkiller1440 it was some bullshit excuse to have the dino escaped, i had a lot of problems that the nostalgia critic didn't really touch up on like the tiny margins of growth the characters had and i didn't care if anyone lived or died. this movie was just a marketing ploy to sell sell sell. i do agree with the coolness of the last dinosaur battle but it wasn't worth my money.

[@TheShadesOfBlack]

Because Plot

[@leviponce7730]

They did use the tracker but that's how they found it if it was in th cage the better question is how the exhibit didn't have a tracker display (but it was still under construction

[@robbierotten2088]

ITS THE MOTHER FUCKING T REX

[@DragonKirby]

Robbie Rotten T-REXX

[@audiopropaganda5992]

You need to make the T-Rex song a ringtone. Cause honestly, it's absolutely amazing.

[@audiopropaganda5992]

Also this ending is way better

[@NickFrustration]

"cary elweys with a dump truck shoved up his nose" help im dead

[@AnOtherChoosenOne]

I don't get his rage about the dinosaurs looking fake. They looked awesome! :)

[@paulwebb2078]

+AnOtherChoosenOne The problem with the dinosaurs wasn't that they looked bad, just that they looked fake. Like video game graphics pasted onto a real world setting. Doesn't matter how high-end those video game graphics are, they aren't high-end enough to look real.

[@AnOtherChoosenOne]

Sean Fronteras I watched the movie in 3D and 4K. They didn't look fake to me.

[@AnOtherChoosenOne]

SolidToby Well, maybe I am used to videogame graphics and therefore do not dislike the dinosaurs/ think they look fake :3

[@paulwebb2078]

AnOtherChoosenOne Some shots looked really good, like when the dude put his hand on one of those dying ones. Others just looked plain bad, like when that fish dinosaur was eating that dead shark on a hook.

[@AnOtherChoosenOne]

Sean Fronteras That is kinda funny. I feel the same in reverse. The dying dino just looked so awkward to me. He made facial expressions that just looked unnatural when done by an animal. The fish dino was awesome to me, because when it jumped out to eat that shark, you could see deep inside his mouth and had this feeling like it is gonna gobble you up, too (well, not if you watch it in 2D). Idk, maybe I am just more used to CGI than to animatronics.Maybe that's why I think the CGI didn't look aweful, but amazing.

[@ericking7608]

Why can't we all just hate Jurassic park 2

[@joshuaprice3965]

Because this one is just as stupid and repetitive. At least 2 still had Jeff Goldblum

[@ericking7608]

+Joshua Price yeah like bringing a Dinosaur to a city and having a t-Rex fit inside a small house and a baby t-Rex eating a nerd isn't stupid

[@joshuaprice3965]

Eric King Hey I didn't say that one's good either, they're both pretty dumb. Can't we all just agree that Jurassic Park 3 is the worst?

[@ericking7608]

+Joshua Price yeah but still Jurassic park 2 is the worst in my opinion

[@joshuaprice3965]

Eric King I dunno, it's got that cool scene in the grass and I'm a big fan of directing so some of the subtler qualities of having Spielberg behind the camera help a bit, 3 just feels cheap in comparison. Maybe World is slightly better for me, but I firmly believe 3 is the worst by far. But to each his own. We can definitely all agree that Jurassic Park is the best.

[@sealstorm1935]

Is it me or did Doug just hate on the Dinosaur CGI for the sake of hating or does everyone think the CGI was crap. I thought the Dinosaurs looked good.

[@TheShadowGames07]

Ronan Slevin To someone with a film background, it becomes very obvious. I think thats why. They were fine, not amazing like some people say.

[@Servellion]

Shadow Games No film background here, just some experience in CGI. Funny thing is, while I know exactly what NC is talking about (especially with the "enhancing" of an animatronic puppet with CGI (always a terrible idea)) he really is going out of his way to nitpick it. Yes, it's not as quite as it could be, but it did it's job quite well even if I do have to agree that it did cheapen some of those shots, especially the gyrosphere scene. That would have been far better off with animatronics. Heck I can point to where most of the CGI complaints come from: The Raptors. And you know which scenes I'm talking about too. The scenes with Chris Pratt training them which has the raptors standing still in broad daylight for extended periods of time. Now some of those were done using animatronics which were then "enhanced" with CGI which really only serves to ruin that "real" quality of having something there. There's just enough off to disconnect viewers and make them think "Something is not right here." And then there were utterly pointless uses of CGI "enhancing" animatronics like the scenes where the raptors heads were locked into place. However, these are relatively minor and didn't bother me too much over the course of the movie and I thoroughly enjoyed it in spite of that. NC is really making a mountain out of a molehill here. The most annoying part is his fanboy obsession with the Rex.

[@KingsizeKini]

Ronan Slevin Maybe by now I'm too used to CGI but it didn't blow me away at all. Thanks to animatronics, I think the original still looks better.

[@marshalla.7956]

Ronan Slevin the fact that I was 5 when I saw Jurassic Park and believed it then at 22 I also believed it even knowing it was a fake (duh), but this made me feel like I was watching a computer animation made by freshman at MIT, it was good, but I could tell it was fake. Good CGI is only good if it makes it look real. Using CGI isn't wrong, but abusing it makes it really bad.

[@sealstorm1935]

***** True enough, it sadness me that most film makers today are not taking a more practical approach to creating the impossible. It's almost like a fever, Peter Jackson caught it, David Cameron caught it and a few others.

[@RB01.10]

That kitchen at the beginning looked like my old house's. 13:34 Best Freakout Ever 16:09 Epic John Bailey Voiceover.

[@michaelnally2841]

The Irex (indominous rex) didn't look like a big raptor to me.

[@danielohare6980]

Me too, To me it looked like a T-Rex minus the stubby arms.

[@michaelfiordimondo1124]

Yeah same here! it doesn't look like a raptor, or move like one. I don't know what he's talking about

[@82892869hi]

+Michael Fiordimondo i think he might be exaggerating or hes doing it because he wants it to be funnier.

[@michaelnally2841]

I find that unlikely. He didn't sound like it was an attempt at a joke but a statement.

[@stepheniecook8549]

it looked nothing like a trex. it's face wasn't even the same.

[@Andrew-zy5tv]

Anyone think Jon Bailey should do a redone War of the Worlds in the likeness of H.G. Welles

[@noreehix5714]

That would make my life

[@ashleyazzopardi5506]

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[@chrismasson3090]

yes he should

[@JaviLee36]

1.- i never suspected that the I-Rex was part Raptor 2.- i'm agreed that it was silly that the indian business man wanted to fly an helicopter to shoot the I-Rex 3.- i was a little disturbed when the Mosasaurus swallowed the assistant 4.- the final fight between the T-Rex, the Raptor and the I-Rex was the most fan service thing i have ever seen 5.- when the Spinosaurus killed the T-Rex, my reaction was that there is a dinosaur more dangerous than the T-Rex, i was not offended for it 6.- i'm also agreed that there is a lot of CGI in this movie, that made him lose part of that magic, but still it looks cool. but i miss the giant animatronics. RIP Stan Winston 7.- i don't care what you people say, i like all the movies. and i consider this as my 3rd favorite saga of movies 8.- i really wanted to see at least some cameos of Sam Neil, Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum

[@JaviLee36]

Marvel fan Lord Of The Rings and Star Wars

[@munromister777]

Javier Cardoso The only thing that looked Raptor about it to me was the arms. The rest looked like other dinosaurs.The body looked T-rex, the horns and were Carnotaurus, the jaw was Gigantosaurus, and there were some other small dino features.

[@JaviLee36]

Cory Baxter Cory, you a busta!

[@dtoogee4943]

munromister777 I know right! When i first saw the pictures, I thought it looked like an albino allosaurus.

[@Xectopus]

Javier Cardoso thing is spinosouras couldnt beat the t rex

[@JordanBlueman]

Could we please get a crossover between Nostalgia Critic, Honest Trailer, HISHE, and Pitch Meetings? Now THAT'S how you line up a team franchise

[@jekblom123]

the kids were the worst part for me. Its just so clear that they were trying REALLY hard to get us to liken this movie to the first movie.

[@ArtemisEros]

Why did the youngest kid just call ironman and the avengers to put the Dinos back in?!

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

Take out the damn kids We had that already in movie 1 Then again none of the humans matter to me after movie 1

[@retramonnfriends1513]

I achully thought the indominus Rex looked more like a T rex then a raptor

[@thebadbricks6294]

same here man

[@xxsephiroth420xx6]

Jesus, someone call in jacksfilms with that grammar!

[@jaimelojeda1904]

Retramon N Friends Look more like an allosaurus tbh.

[@sarblader]

Then you and whoever upvoted your comment are blind. It's a fucking raptor. cdn5.ihorror.com/app/uploads/indominus-4.jpg

[@infiniteedge4427]

Sarblade aside from longer arms it's almost exactly a T-rex painted white

[@therosrex5488]

Let's all be honest, we all reacted like that when Rexy and Blue fought Indominus

[@therosrex5488]

She went all CNR on it

[@daneyal7162]

"I ADJUST MY BELT BUCKLE ALL THE TIME!" The way he says it makes me burst out laughing every time for some reason...XD

[@sagittariusrat4959]

Mr. Puppy is my new favorite character

[@sludgesketch8697]

The Hetalian BUTT MR GLASSES

[@Mrcryptidsarereal]

Rob is hilarious as Vincent D'Onofrio

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

“Who”? 😂

[@MrJustinArt]

yay, more complaining about CGI that was actually kinda decent. Also, loud noises and screaming isn't funny.

[@universe4839]

MrJustinArt Since when does "kinda decent" cut it when it comes to CGI?

[@losnfjslefn8857]

MrJustinArt It's because people are comparing it to the first Jurassic Park. They think of how real the dinosaurs looked in that movie, particularly for the time that movie came out, and are then disappointed when they are given CGI that is "kinda decent". And honestly, if you're gonna disagree with Nostalgia Critic on the quality of the effects of a movie, you might wanna say that the effects were more than "kinda decent". I mean, by saying the effects were kinda decent, you aren't exactly making me believe these effects are especially good lol.

[@TheShadesOfBlack]

I think your on the wrong channel if you don't like screaming... watch one of his Christmas videos... those are calm... but he has every right to complain about the effects. They aren't to par of current day effects, especially when you realize the original came out almost 20 years ago and has better effects

[@rikowolfin4984]

Universe Well actually, despite what Critic says, the CGI was better then the first movies. The reason why people think its worst is because they used tricks to make the dinos look better like making it dark, raining, or they were behind things. In this movie its clearly day through out most of the film and they were everywhere and while you can notice it the CGI wasn't terrible at all and I was kinda impressed that they had the balls not to shy away from showing it off clearly as they did. The only thing better that was in the first one was the practical effects as they only used that stuff once or twice in the whole movie. The reason why they arent that great might be because they guy that used to do them is dead I think :T But ya, I'v heard the nostalgia glasses ( ha! ) argument used a lot to say the movies is bad for its CGI when it was actually well done. Would I have prefered practical effects be used more? Of course i would have, but as it is its a really great movie.

[@universe4839]

Riko Wolfin What can I say? I wholeheartedly disagree that the CGI in JW was well executed. It just becomes pointless to me when every single shot is screaming "fake" right at your face.

[@ajhebb]

Well, I just got back from Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. And cannot wait to hear what Critic has to say about it. Will he fall for it again?

[@arcspark4937]

I personally liked it. It wasn't as good as the first Jurassic World, but it was pretty good. I loved some of the things that they expanded upon. Like the parental connection between Owen and Blue and the idea if the dinosaurs were brought to the mainland and were sold to militaries of different countries

[@addyvandermuse7419]

He will probably hate on it cause well he tends to hate on everything these days

[@MediaLoverChris02]

Arc Spark I think it was better than Jurassic World, but not as great as Jurassic Park OR The Lost World.

[@agentkoaler5688]

A.J.H Artist & Writer no his review will be as terrible as all the the other Jurassic Park reviews he did

[@shiy6055]

DON'T YOU FUCKING MAKE HIM DO THAT SHIT

[@DeanKop]

"Mr.Glasses!" It's my friend Mr.Puppy the Puppy!" I died a little.

[@lordaizen66]

i thought the dinos looked great

[@BriannaDrobot]

lordaizen66 me too.

[@jizzer9000]

Me to

[@Centaursixtysix]

I agree, but they still looked like a mix between ET and Jar Jar.

[@MediaHell]

lordaizen66 me too

[@tomasmaster24]

+lordaizen66 compare them with the original they look awful, and without comparing it too lol

[@Tachyon836]

I have to disagree with you on the CGI my friend, you're insane. They look realer than they ever have before. Even the little textures on the I.Rexes teeth were like Skyrim Mods times 10.

[@SuperHns]

Bennie C No they didn't go back and watch JP 1.

[@Tachyon836]

SuperHns I've seen all the movies, and I have them on DVD. Show me a dinosaur with facial expressions in the old movies or show the spikes on its back actually moving and I'll concede.

[@SuperHns]

GameStation3 I hope you are trolling because the Brachiosaurus was an actual prop not CGI...

[@SuperHns]

GameStation3 let me come back to you I will send you a link about a picture where they explain all the FX used in the CG 1993 and the new one. The one from 93 had a lot more effects and it does look better. What Brontosaurus part are you talking about? Let me know

[@Tachyon836]

+SuperHns You say that like it makes it better. Alot of CGI today is better than actual props of the past. In addition, what do you think that prop was made of? Actual Brachiosaurus skin? No it was likely made of some kind plastic or rubber.

[@irrelevantperson785]

They didn't look that bad to me but okay... I'm no CG critic though, so ignore me, I suppose.

[@thegreatpapyrus7287]

Jurassic park best to worst (imo) Jurassic park l Jurassic world Jurassic park lll The lost potential: jurASSic shit ll

[@operationd--msday]

Jurassic Park 3 is fucking shite, but you clearly must be 10, because of your fucking profile.

[@RUssianPilot757]

+Cole Beshwate Why does that matter?

[@RUssianPilot757]

+Red Lobster According to who?

[@operationd--msday]

+Gate2Gate Aviation Fucking everyone you degenerate.

[@RUssianPilot757]

+Red Lobster Without providing any evidence or rational explanation, you just start calling people names because they don't agree with you. Classic KZbin haters.

[@Nicolletta13]

I'm a motherfuckin' T-REX!

[@freakystories3583]

awesome and funny

[@vampiricgamer6837]

MOTHER FUCKING T-REX

[@BeilBellOnline]

YEAH!!!!!

[@vincentvorse]

The Critic's reaction to the T-Rex finally appearing wasn't an exaggeration. That was my exact reaction and pretty much the same reaction from everyone else in the theatre

[@yoekt]

"If you have a dude and a chick in a movie it doesn't mean they should always hook up." FINALLY! IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THAT MY ENTIRE LIFE! ENOUGH OF THAT CLICHE!

[@mediawatcher9225]

Oh come on the cgi in this film was amazing!

[@0deadx21]

+Mediawatcher Rocket Raccoon and Groot looked way more convincing than the dinos in this movie. There's no excuse for how fake these dinosaurs look. Until Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 hits threatres, I don't think Chris Pratt will be appearing in any CGI-filled films with convincing CGI effects.

[@mediawatcher9225]

+Isaiah Colon still looked better than 2 or 3 that's for sure, I personally thought the cgi was better than the first one.

[@mediawatcher9225]

+Isaiah Colon ok sure, in my opinion this film surpassed the original in cgi, the story, characters, and tension was done better in the original, but I still thought this film was amazing nonetheless. I would go 9 out of 10

[@mediawatcher9225]

+SpaghettiToaster that's how I see it, maybe it's not the best cgi of all time, but it's still pretty good, but I don't like how he said it was some of the worst cgi the films have ever made.

[@mediawatcher9225]

+SpaghettiToaster well to be fair, they did use animatronics in the original film, so I think that had sometime to with the cgi in the first film looking incredible, so admittedly while the first one looked better, we should remember it wasn't all cgi.

[@LotusBom]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time

[@joystiko]

The plot twist with the raptors was actually surprising because it’s just such an odd thing to bring up and it looks like a T. rex

[@NightShadowNS]

18:00 After an overwhelming adrenaline rush throughout his entire body, The Nostalgia Critic's neural systems overloaded and completely shut down 10 hours later, leading to adrenalized cardiac arrest. Here Lies Doug "Nostalgia Critic" Walker 1981-2015 "*Gunshot*" The cause of his death was, in fact... the motherfucking T-Rex.

[@WhiteKoneko]

Admit it, Blue & T-rex vs I-Rex was totally badass!

[@JParkL0v3r]

It would've been ultimately badass if it was in the rain and Delta, Echo, and Charlie survived to aid Rexy and Blue

[@ph89787]

+JParkL0v3r Yeah I admit. I cared more for the Dinosaurs in this movie than the human characters. With the exception. Of Owen (only when he was dealing with his raptors), Zara (pre-existing love for Katie McGrath) And the ACU guy with the shotgun.

[@JParkL0v3r]

In the first movie I cared for both the dinosaurs and the human characters as they were what the first movie were about. TLW, JPIII, and JW are more about the dinosaurs and what to do with them. JW is mainly about the Indominus and Owen's raptors with the rest of the dinosaurs including Rexy (with the exception for the final showdown) for props. In the sequels, the only human characters I cared for were the returning characters (Grant, Malcolm, Ellie, Hammond) even if they had minor roles or cameos.

[@WelshGiraffa]

I'm sure everyone felt like the critic when that scene started

[@LinkMEP]

I watched the film. I didn't think the dinosaurs looked fake at all and I didn't think there was much if any "boring stuff".

[@skrillex4x987]

Same! Haha I didn't even know people hated the CG. Yeah there's always gonna be haters on everything but I don't know how they can hate the CG.

[@FrancisXLord]

Be sure to visit the opticians at some point.

[@yungslyme4341]

+FX Lord dude just cuz the critic doesn't like it doesn't mean you can't like it it was a really good movie

[@mesicek7]

nah it was average . Mostly kids and die hard JP fans liked it

[@ryanhowe1135]

some of the worst cgi? I don't know what movie this guy was watching, it looked good for the most part

[@DrSheldonCrane444]

Yeah, when I first saw this in theaters when I was 13, I could immediately tell what the other half of the Indominus Rex was when the characters were describing that one half was T Rex and the other half was “classified.”

[@JamesJome123]

Well… there’s not only two dinosaurs in it, now, since you’re so smart, tell me ALL the others without looking it up, WITHOUT looking it up

[@DrSheldonCrane444]

@@JamesJome123 triceratops, brontosaurus, parasauralophus, stegosaurus, dilophosaurus, mosasaur, ankelasaur, pterodactyl, apatosaurus. That’s all the names of dinosaurs I can remember without looking them up.

[@JamesJome123]

@@DrSheldonCrane444 we’re you trying to name all the Dino’s in the movie or in the Indominus, you know what, it doesn’t matter, have a nice day, or night, I don’t know where you live ;)

[@vacion610]

Don't know about you guys, but I really wanted to see the main kids in this movie get brutally eaten. Not only did they ditch their aunt's assistant and break park rules, but who the hell just laughs after a terrifying near-death experience against a predator? Especially since they weren't even out of danger yet. Imagine yourself being trapped in a zoo where hungry lions are roaming free. The kids in the first film were downright traumatized by such attacks.

[@RogueT-Rex8468]

vacion610 adrenaline does weird stuff to you. It's very believable that they'd laugh. But I have to agree I was expecting one to die at least. Maybe the older brother for more impact on the kids life, or the kid to urge the older one to play a more intense role to take up a gun or something. But whatever. I'm glad the main focus in the end was the T Rex raptor team up.

[@SamaritanPrime]

Plus, by ditching said assistant, they are indirectly responsible for said assistant's over-the-top death.

[@burningspinozilla446]

I guess they just had a lot more balls than the kids in the first movie

[@ColinG943]

Reality Rejection Service Even if Zach and Gray didn't ditch Zara she'd still die. A Pterasaur picked her up and dropped her in the Mosasaurus tank. If anything, it's Simon Masrani's fault because he went after the I Rex and underestimated it's strength.

[@snapmyneck8818]

I wish that the new dinosaur in Fallen Kingdom ate that little girl, she was pointless :\

[@CocoaCrack]

Something that bothered me about the movie was that Bryce Dallas Howard's character says the Indominus Rex is bigger than the T-Rex, but during the final fight it was the same size if not smaller.

[@TURDY2929]

It wasn't fully grown

[@primarina2]

The water dinosaur was HUMONGOUS!

[@grubey348]

The i rex in jurassic world wasn't fully grown you can hear Claire say in the movie that the I rex can grow up to fifty feet so it wasn't fully grown and I don't it can to fifty feet in a day in a half

[@Harmfulshyguy]

The best part of the movie is how fast that chick ran IN HEELS away from the T-rex

[@blinkanimationsandart6054]

There wasn’t any pterodactyls in the movie. Those were pteranodons and dimorphadons.

[@itzmemd]

The good stuff started at 14:54!

[@afrodieter8891]

I just wished they would have played the "I'm a motherfucking T-Rex Song" over the reveal of the T-Rex. Like you see the door opening, basically you already know whats inside there but then before you see it the song starts. I would probably shit my pants because of all my muscles contracting for awesomeness reasons.

[@toadmfan2013]

I always thought the new Dino looked more like a T-Rex than a raptor tbh

[@jointjason8920]

Well it doesn't matter the new dinosaur is literally part raptor

[@gorechomp6050]

Potato Nintyone And part T-Rex

[@iiiiitsmagreta1240]

toadmfan2013 I thought it looked like a beefier Spinosaurus without the sail.

[@cybertronguy98]

Mattias Westby yeah now that i think about it thats pretty much what it is

[@JaelinBezel]

toadmfan2013 Well they did say they used the T-Rex genome as a base.

[@UnsatisfiedKunt]

I thought that the CGI dinosaurs looked good

[@PrimalGamer2656]

Honestly same

[@wolfmaster5875]

Me too

[@DemonHunter-yk6xh]

Same

[@winterlynn9012]

I don't think they look as bad as he described but in some scenes they just looked kind of cartoony. Not horrible but could've been better.

[@Headpfones]

Unsatisfied Kunt 1118 I thought they looked good also