JUST CAUSE 2 (Zero Punctuation)

[@ThePublicDominion]

Hookshotting the ground works because Rico isn't pulling himself towards the ground; he's pulling the Earth towards himself.

[@michaelkemel9711]

All gravity on Earth is actually caused by Rico's giant destabilizing testicles ;)

[@samuelwatt1252]

Never thought of that

[@RarefoilB]

So Rico Rodriguez is now Chuck Norris?

[@Ange1ofD4rkness]

ThePublicDominion Oh man that's flirting with a Chuck Norris grade joke!

[@koatam]

Hate to be that guy, but general relativity states that the results would be the same.

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

My favorite moment from the game was when I was planning for an assassination mission and bought a sniper rifle, hoping to be stealthy. Then at the briefing, they told me to blow up a radar dish beforehand. And when I finally got to the guy, he took a sniper rifle bullet to the face at point blank and had a third of his health taken off because his face was made of kevlar.

[@KatieKat223]

It's also impossible to get 100% in Just Cause 2 legitimately. They forgot to put in 1 extra water tower, so you can only get 99.8% completion or something

[@jamesreid9284]

900bot Were either of those things fixed for 360???

[@KatieKat223]

James Reid Nope! It's all not fixed!

[@jamesreid9284]

WolfiePro1 DAMN! ...So, a couple things: 1. Which of the settlements is missing a water tower? Or is it supposed to be out in the middle of nowhere? 2. What collectible is hidden underground?

[@KatieKat223]

James Reid 1 - A water tower 2 - A collectable. Why?

[@jamesreid9284]

WolfiePro1 Specifics and curiosity.

[@CorellianSmuggler]

And that's a review of a game he *likes*...

[@wumbosaurus9121]

What about his review for Portal? His only criticism was that it was only about 2-3 hours long but he immediately went on to say that that's a good length for the game, not too long, not too short.

[@CdrChaos]

Are we sure he ever actually *liked* any game he played?

[@akiraigarashi2874]

@@CdrChaos Yep. Silent Hill 2 and the souls games are examples.

[@jonreededworthy7518]

The best part is the devs realised that getting 100% completion would be completely insane, so you get the achievement for only getting up to 85% through the game

[@DocDewrill]

this is one of the most positive zero Punctation videos i've ever seen!

[@Conmanh101]

Xcom Enemy Unknown, CoD4, Little big planet, Silent Hill 2 and Dark souls all got legitimately good reviews from him.

[@DocDewrill]

Conmanh101 i know but i got this feeling this was the less destructive he eve rmade. (just an opinion, i know i#m not allowed to have one of these on the internet :/ )

[@TheyWantToKillMe]

The orange box, specifically portal.

[@leoschue8071]

TheyWantToKillMe Yeah! Portal was his only entirely positive review.

[@matiasvuokko9285]

Leo Schue Minecraft, too

[@NostalgiaVivec]

you can't 100% this game. why? Just Cause there's a bug

[@FTLAD]

pls no

[@NostalgiaVivec]

French Toast the reaction I was hoping for

[@NostalgiaVivec]

TheKeyser94 I've encountered one bug in fallout 4 that didn't let me go forward in the main story but the bug was caused by a mod I installed

[@FTLAD]

TheKeyser94 I just realised that someone with the name 'Keyser' started an argument. Take that as you will.

[@NostalgiaVivec]

TheKeyser94 you complained about the bugs in fallout I told you I have encountered one because of mods. Also "make have fun a chore" 1 very good English mate. 2 if it is a chore to have fun then why am I a fan of the series? Why have I put over 200 hours into fallout 4 if having fun is a "chore" in the game.

[@gameralfa095]

-So, what's your previous experience in voice acting. -None, none at all -Ok?...So... why should we hire you? -Well *puts on sunglasses* Justs Cause That's how all the voice actors in this game were chosen XD

[@battlefieldwaffles]

How original.

[@gameralfa095]

battlefieldwaffles Sorry but the title is just asking for a pun

[@nerdsoft9964]

Actually, they were chosen by how far down they could pull the corners of their eyes.

[@theuserwiththecompletelyan9041]

MAI NAHM IZ BOHLOH SAHNTOHSEE

[@sumguy0110]

***** "Hey Jade, these game designers are looking for voice actors!" "Just whatever gets off this planet, Peyj!"

[@TigerKirby215]

"The best way to survive smacking into concrete at terminal velocity, is to smack into it slightly harder." Memories of Terraria...

[@neoman289151]

You know what'd be cool for Just Cause 3? A fucking bomber.

[@krypto276]

But you still need things to bomb... Ooh I know! ANOTHER BOMBER.

[@DK6Marius]

Or some kind of lock on for the ordinance on fighter jets, the Mig in Just cause @ has the heaviest weapons in the game, twin autocannons and quad rockets, but the only thing I found it vaguely useful for was strafing the offshore oil rigs, taking out their fuel depots, drill rig, and crane, but other than that the jets are pretty much useless as weapons unless you want to surf them directly into bases like missiles. I really hope they keep these in mind while they're designing JC3, which is probably the only thing that's managed to convince me that I'll need a current gen console.

[@BaseCu327]

DK6Marius If you own Just Cause 2 on Steam you can download the multiplayer mod, and they have actual dogfights with lock on projectiles and such on some servers.

[@jamesreid9284]

A harrier. The functions of a jet and chopper combined. Or perhaps... An orbital laser cannon with throwable beacons. Silenced weaponry, maybe? More variety in government troops, such as lion-like robots or giant mechs? The latter of which can be used yourself? Dedicated Tanks? A UFO as an easter egg vehicle?

[@1800Hernandez]

Why? Just cause

[@heavilyaugmented5308]

With the multiplayer mod, this is honestly my favorite sandbox ever. Even beats GTA V.

[@NarwhalWithThumbs]

***** dude you can drive a car off a fucking mountain and watch it tumble down as it bursts into flames, can you do that in GTA V? no the mountains in JC2 are way higher, but never mind how much crack JC2 is snorting which i remind you is probably equal to the size of Denmark which is still a lot and no i don't know why I'm being so specific, but they're also taller.

[@HackedZeppelinKas110]

It beats all games...

[@krypto276]

NarwhalWithThumbs Remarking that the entirety of the game map compares well to Germany, and again with physics so hilariously hallucinogenic that Michael Bay would soil his trousers in fear, I'd assertively note that Just Cause 2 creates a more satisfying explosion-gasm than the Hindenburg on PCP strapped to a C4-blanketed blue whale falling at a speed equal if not ridiculously faster than a sub-atomic particle electrified by the raw might of Zeus.

[@salarzx62090]

@@Vic2point0 and GTA 4

[@aelechko]

@@Vic2point0 gta hasn’t been good in two decades. V was atrocious and will never understand the hype it gets. It’s horrible

[@SantuXD6]

"The legendary son of Zeus and the hispanic window cleaner" *Hispanic window cleaner drawn as a man* What.

[@psychodrummer1567]

YaranaiKar clearly you don't know much about Zeus if you think *that* would have been a problem...

[@icantcomeupwithagoodusername]

Well to be fair the greeks couldn't give less of a fuck if you were a woman, man or a child

[@kingkefa7130]

Usually, demigods have mortal foster parents, at least in modern depictions of Greek myth.

[@cameronbarnes4216]

Zeus had become a girl before hell he became his daughter Artemis just to have sex with one of her friends (yes that's the real story)

[@wyattw9727]

I just got this from the steam sale. If game prices were based on potential amount of fun rather than age and popularity, Just Cause 2 would be eternally sixty dollars (or more) and completely worth it. Because fuck it, jet surfing.

[@randomstuff7942]

You mustn't be from Australia, because $60 is CHEAP for a game here.

[@slambangaction]

I often start up a save file on this game with sole intention of seeing how much destruction and madness I can cause in a given time; once I spawned in the desert area of the map and less than 5 minutes later I flying around in a cargo helicopter, using a humvee that I tethered to my chopper as a wrecking ball to wipe out swarms of idiots pursuing me on motorcycles. When I finally got bored of that, I parachuted out and watched both the chopper and the truck crash into a gas station in a huge fireball.

[@Eirikasacredstones]

I never realized until now.... I used to always drop from a high distance then hookshot before I hit the ground... I never really thought of the logical thing that would happen if it was irl. o.O

[@Redd2D]

Your arm would explode under pressure, and and armor around your body would take enough damage to be scared of a girl scout who's been abused all their life. Who was born was vaginas instead of limbs

[@blitzboyzgaming8354]

redder876543 Your comment could have been funny, but all the grammar mistakes RUINED IT.

[@Redd2D]

Try spending 15 hours a day on a laptop playing with a gamepad + mouse and keyboard without getting fucked if you're going to be checking every single time you post on a video. I don't care if it's for God, I'd rather die

[@blitzboyzgaming8354]

redder876543 I play on a laptop throughout the entire day, why would you be using a gamepad? Gamepad= Gaming. Mouse+Keyboard= Gaming/Everything Else And your comment is very fucking confusing, I am unable to compute anything of it except for the statement "Try spending 15 hours a day on laptop with a gamepad + mouse and keyboard" the "without getting fucked" part and after that... I cannot compute.

[@Redd2D]

BECAUSE SAINTS ROW MADE ME GO TOO QUICKLY TOO LOOK BACK ON SHIT

[@i_just_got_here]

Hi there from the future, Yahtzee just named Just Cause 2 his 9th Best Game of the Decade

[@grimreminder5038]

"Some say that's enough, some say i'm too hard to please, some should shut their f*cking mouths". That is the most spot on sentence ever

[@LordGondrak]

the grapple thing to avoid fall damage is nice 'n' all, but i like to yank out another parachute literally a second before hitting the ground, as i take no fall damage, and i ragdoll around for a second before getting up and explaiming "SALVA MIA"

[@Sajin_71]

I've been watching Yahtzee's videos for a while...and only now have I realized that there is a subtle yet strong undertone of cats in this one.

[@michaelkemel9711]

Lots of his videos have a recurring theme or metaphor, like his Alien Isolation video frequently mentioning cereal bowls and shit :D

[@Grim_Pinata]

So is anyone else here because Yahtz chose this as one of his games of the decade? I love that under his love for games that want to tell deep and thought-provoking stories and create innovative and industry-changing shifts in game design, he still finds a spot in his list for a game that unabashedly indulges in it's own indifference towards all that. A wonderful game, and I'm happy and very surprised it made his list.

[@FrancisHatesStairs]

over a dozen times i have watched this. Only this time did i realized 37 is NOT equal to 94.

[@FrancisHatesStairs]

10 cat references in this video... Granted on of them was a tiger but still. Big kitty.

[@Guydudebroman69]

Wow just cause 3 basically fixes those two things he wants

[@JacobWilsonVO]

He often mentions that developers contact him. They likely listened

[@Darkness_My_Fetish]

+Jacob Wilson Where does he mention this

[@JacobWilsonVO]

i know he talked about how peter molluneux(likely spelling it wrong) talking to him about fable 1 in his fable 2 review.

[@tcoren1]

+Ryan Moss in his prototype review he joked that to settle which was better between it and infamous, the makers of the game should send him drawing of the rival game's MC in lingerie, but that later happened for real

[@kevlel9561]

Actually incorrect on 2 - the rebel drop vehicles in jc3 are the only ones with turbos/upgrades. The random ones aren't

[@RysisYeenStreams]

Wow the two things he wanted changed are indeed changed in just cause 3... I think some developers are fans of zero punctuation.

[@joeabc]

Nah, in JC3, only the vehicles of which you get delivered from the airdrop have upgrades. Pope's cat must've been having a day (or a few years) off.

[@Nick-mp1zh]

+joe3000abc! I think he's referring to how they don't cost money to get the vehicles. You don't grind for an hour, buy an attack helicopter, fly it for 5 minutes, then go "Well shit". You go "I think I want a helicopter that shoots missiles and also BIGGER MISSILES" so you get one

[@alechachman9599]

Its actually also a deliberate reference to operation just cause u.s intervention in panama. It was three of those things on purpose

[@TeaPea102938]

I swear this game still feels like the biggest game I've ever played. Bigger than gta5 and rdr and tied with skyrim. Anyone else?

[@Luckinji]

It wasn't the biggest I ever played... But then again I played Daggerfall where every dungeon feels like half the landmass of Skyrim.

[@MagnificentXXBastard]

Play ArmA

[@Ataturkinator]

it has the biggest map other than daggerfall

[@MrEcho334]

No shit, it's nearly 10 times the size of GTA V. It's not like they're the same size but this "just feels bigger for some reason."

[@FrancisHatesStairs]

WAY bigger than sSkyrim. If you had a jet in Skyrim you'd go from one end of the map to the other in 30 seconds.

[@Thule21]

2023 - Still the besst video from Zero Punctuation.

[@adampoole948]

actually regarding the black market helicopter thing.. if you call in the guy and point the little homing beacon thing you use to call him in with at around the same place on the ground you won't get the opening and closing cut scene of the helicopter flying in and then way.. works every time... i got ammo and a new guy and car all delivered to the same spot and only saw one opening and closing cut scene cause i pointed the beacon at the same ground spot every time.

[@sci7zo]

This game is fantastic. I loved playing it. He also hit the nail on the head with every point.

[@mermaid_hina2713]

And despite everything he said he still choose this as his #1 game of 2010.

[@E1craZ4life]

And his 9th best game of the 2010s.

[@jamesreid9284]

If there's one game I look forward to this year, it's Just Cause 3.

[@CD-Gaming]

"As mad as a ferret suasage!"? Don't you mean "as mad as a ferret"? Oh, Mr. Whiskas, how I've missed you! I'm beginning to wonder who likes tigers more: me, the TwoKinds bloke or Yahtzee!

[@sugarsuture]

I am pleased with your usage of cats.

[@GarrigKitten]

He recently played this on his channel, trying to make the game as dull as he could, and failed. Hell, the missle-dodge sequence alone likely soiled half the pants of his audience.

[@GarrigKitten]

I mean he was restricting his movement with few exceptions, trying to cross the map as normally as possible and...couldn't. The game wouldn't let itself be dull. =) Look for it. Let's Drown Out: Just Cause 2

[@GarrigKitten]

I'm glad, mate. I can't say all of his Let's Drown Outs are as entertaining, but most of them certainly fit the bill.

[@DeTovergieter]

1:50 the way he says mars xD hilarious

[@TheDrB0B]

I freaking love this guy, he's as selfaware as a fucking mirror. He always makes great observations over games, observations which I almost always thought of, but he just puts them in such a simple way it's incredibly interesting to watch and to agree. Besides, he gets so much content into about 5 minutes that you feel like you watched 15 mins of content.

[@scottski02]

Can't wait for Just Cause 3. I need to crash more fighter jets into oil rigs.

[@auroraace6156]

the amount of fun you can have is all up to the person who is playing for example: what do you do if you want to take down a statue? any normal (boring) guy would put C4 on it but if you are like me (ape shit crazy while playing JC2) you would go and get a tank and cover it with about 5-10 C4 and strap it to cargo plane then fly right above the statue and resales the tank the blow it up and crash the cargo plane to kill any survivors then tea bag the statues head

[@Senthain]

I get a helicopter, yank the head off, destroy the statue with the head, and then toss the head into a highway.

[@auroraace6156]

Senthain that is pretty fun as well

[@oddcrafter1270]

0:56 - The "sandbox game" imagery fucking got me XD Also, I approve of the plethora of cat mentions :)

[@pikanew95]

I remember playing this. Surfing on the top of a car while another car chases me, grapple the car, grapple the road and watch the car slam into the ground.

[@Destructerator]

This game is $3 on Steam right now. Go forth!

[@mc-ps-playa5569]

Free on xbox

[@VT-mw2zb]

A couple of things for Just Cause 3: - PC version: better mouse control. The mouse acceleration for this game on PC is a fucking travesty. Getting on aircraft, helos, and other counted guns and shoot accurately is impossible. - Co-op ala: Saints Row. - Smaller, but tighter, more varied sandbox. You know how big is JC2 map? I'm living on an island that's smaller than it.

[@awe633]

Xuan Vinh To How about aircraft with rudders and land vehicles that don't handle like boats?

[@jdjohnson1591]

"The story and dialogue are absolute tripe on a bike." Quotes from Just Cause 2: "I was running out of ammo anyway" (proceeds to jump off helicopter) "Mr. Politician, I will give you two options. You can either come with me willingly, or I can cut your hands off and bitch-slap you until we arrive!" "I am invicabow!" (in the most racist foreign accent you can think of) "I hate ninjas." "I'm as American as pie." "Iy ayam Slowth Deymin" This comes from a man who has a bad memory and only 33% complete at the moment. I don't know what Yahtzee is talking about. That's some good shit right there.

[@cachotognax3600]

is the first time in this series that i see this guy accepting a game for what it is!

[@michaelkemel9711]

Just rented this game and the first 20 minutes has already made it worth it :D

[@jamescr101]

im playing Just Cause 2 while listening to this... aaand my jet crashed

[@angeldeb82]

LOLed at all the jokes, the imps eating Twix and barfing them up and getting shot and spattered, and kitties! I love that, especially in the credits!

[@Angus_Gibson]

Just coming back to visit the classics.

[@spencerhenchen7526]

I watched this three times... Y? some may ask Juussssttt Cause!

[@darkalchemist1000]

I making a pointless response. Why? Fucked if I know!

[@benwittkopp1692]

thirty seven = 94........ amazing

[@TheHolyGopnikCrusader]

I love Just Cause 2, when ever one of my friends says just cause I add 2, then we laugh and gag ourselves with rusty spoons.

[@espio87]

Playing as a rogue in World of Warcraft I adhere to the same principle as Rodriguez. Whenever I want to get to a place below me faster I drop down and hookshot the ground. Thank you Rico Rodriguez for teaching me how physics work.

[@karlryberg518]

The map is 40 by 40 kilometres

[@karlryberg518]

***** no

[@cookiestudios5179]

yeah but a kilometer in justcause is like a fucking lightyear

[@adampoole948]

karl ryberg it's 400 square miles.. not 40 kilometers.. whatever that means. here in the US we us miles.. not kilometers

[@ericheppel823]

Everywhere else in the world, we use kilometres

[@adampoole948]

Erich Eppel well, we use the easier to understand and use miles..

[@InfernalSatan]

Just Cause 3: Fucked if I know

[@Sjono]

Happened today

[@GuardianAngelOO7]

Did anyone notice that the devs from the Just Cause series must've seen this video as the modifications that Yahtzee suggests actually came to pass....just me.....oh well thought I would get that off my chest...........Just Cause!

[@tauraspace]

I literally had to pause the video sevral times due to lack of air whilst laughing my f'ing head off XD

[@LiezAllLiez]

Aye! This game is dumb as fuck but i need a way to relax. So i start up my PC, launch Just Cause "just cause" and blow shit up. A bit of mindless fun never hurt anyone... well. Cept for the poor sods that get dragged behind my icecream van...

[@OdaSwifteye]

Ahmed Mir Having a bad day sir?

[@cuttlefishn.w.2705]

Ahmed Mir Dumb as fuck exactly as how Yahtzee just explained it. Fun and dicking around where there's no context or regard to the rules of gravity, other than the going downward part.

[@stanleythedoggy]

My favorite review by him :D And one of my favorite games.

[@user-pc5sc7zi9j]

Best entry of the Series as of 2021

[@KenshiImmortalWolf]

he does it was in his awards of that year for being one of the few games he replayed post review (as post review play time is rare and you have to be a hell of a fun game to manage it once you start game reviewing.)

[@DanielJones-uj6yf]

The thing that this series got right was games are meant to be fun

[@TheNightshade43]

This game looks and sounds fun. This was the game two eight year old boys got a couple of months ago. As their mother waddled to the counter with her movies they shoved it in her face. She looked at the shiny cover, didn't bother to read the blaring! giant red MA 15+ warning sticker on it, and bought it without bothering to look at what the game was about. If I see her on T.V blaming "violent video games perverting her Angels" I'd be sorely tempted to slap her and tell her off. I'd hate to see Just Cause 2 be targeted like that because some moron didn't follow the warnings on it or research the game properly before giving it to kids. TL:DR/ yeah I liked the review. Game looks fun. Hope morons don't give it bad media exposure.

[@samuelwatt1252]

That is also the case with cod and gta. WHY BUY THESE THINGS FOR YOUR 9 YEAR OLD

[@pooplole]

He made no mention of the fact that you can hook shoot any part of a car and then attach the other end to the ground or any nearby object. This was the best part of the game for me.

[@TamsuO]

Oh man. I think I'm missing the rest of the damn website because ZP videos pop up on my sidebar EVERY. FUCKING. WHERE. I love this.

[@user-zf3fc9tn5k]

Just Cause 3 for next gen! :D

[@xMachinezZ]

Have you ever played Just Cause 2 Multiplayer? No?

[@CrimsonFox36]

Cryptid for the Dream cast

[@krypto276]

Crimson Vulpes For Steam Machine!

[@IshowFUNNYvids]

Cryptid For Atari 2600!

[@SirAdrian87]

Cryptid For the Emperor!

[@Treadpunter]

how do i remove my higher brain functions with a ball point pen?

[@MrOmegatronic]

You have not lived until you hookshot a car to a helicopter, then swing it around and fling it off into the distance.

[@TheLordLexi]

The ending! Lmfao!

[@leekalba]

Forgot to mention the horrible vehicle controls, but otherwise, spot on.

[@ryallenquake]

He forgot to mention that the vehicles in the game control like ass.

[@Destructerator]

900bot Are you SERIOUS? I loved Burnout 3!

[@FurfaggingIntensifies]

Nah, they control pretty good. Before you hit *anything* I mean.

[@samuellacey5166]

Vic 2.0 yeah, you can go from a decently turning vehicle stolen from a mortal. Then to a model car that will do a 360 turn whenever you touch the analog stick.

[@Kiljaedenas]

ryallenquake Actually I found the Rowlinson helicopter quite fun.

[@magnusm4]

900bot XD that just makes my mind happily retarded. Imagine modern realistic car physics, moves and controls in a fucked up game like just cause 3. Just racing in multiplayer with a bunch of guys on the last lap to goal and suddenly a plane pass by with two men with parachutes hanging onto it with wires as multiple bikes strapped to missiles from behind the plane are suddenly changing direction into your realistic cars and now they fly around like ass right into the now upside down plane heading straight for you that just now decided to turn around by doing a half loop while on fire near exploding.

[@xAnitudex]

The way he says "Just Cause" is what makes this.

[@grahamgibson4921]

But... I liked the stronghold missions more than the regular missions lol. They were pretty rinse and repeat I guess, but I guess I just love the fact they give you more places to respawn. They are always the first thing I try to complete lol.

[@chefrowlet]

I agree with most of that, but I'm suprised he didn't mention the FREAKING THERRIBLE VOICE ACTING! YES, I HAD TO DO THAT IN ALL CAPS. It is the worst, no contest, collection of voice acting I've ever heard, unless the developers were going for people who sound like they barely know English in which case: Mission accomplished!

[@lolman2762]

Oh god, Bolo Santozi... It hurts my brain...

[@gavinhearne1697]

Oh there is worse, much, much worse.... But i do have to agree that the voice acting is horrid.

[@chefrowlet]

Gavin Hearne There's worse? Oh, do tell!

[@gavinhearne1697]

Alex Wiebe well, there is all of the cdi games, animal soccer world, two worlds, zombie revenge, chaos wars, and ride to hell retribution. I would say the worst is animal soccer world, followed closely by the horrid voice acting of the cdi games.

[@atlas8827]

Gavin Hearne The voice acting on CDI games are about as bad as in Just Cause;

[@HendrikRombach]

Boeing always reminds me of that sound in old cartoons when people are catapulted into the air by giant mechanic springs

[@TherealbigO1]

"But some can just shut their fucking mouths" I love this guy.

[@DaKuteCate]

this is still super relevant to just cause 3, he should just post the same video with the just cause 3 title lol

[@ThierryRocksTV]

Watch it now.

[@krombopulos_michael]

I giggled out loud when I realised you could tie a car chasing you to a wall and make it flip over.

[@Peopleforhalo3]

ha i love the Kickassia reference with the hispanic window cleaner

[@WordedDrake]

A chip sandwich....... That's genius.

[@Casteverus]

the best part is that there's a glitch that makes it literally impossible to reach 100% completion

[@simulation4102]

Pure gold made from pope's melted hat silverlined with pope's melted cat (!)

[@zephyr2278]

actually a fourteen square yard area on top of a mountain is perfectly adequate for a plane to take off from. as long as the mountain is steeper than the rate that the plane would tilt downwards while gaining speed.

[@zephyr2278]

the two small planes would work off anything xD

[@zephyr2278]

the first person mod with those two are just amazing, especially at night looking at the stars and u can see the cockpit, so cool o_o

[@Kemonokami]

You have no idea how gleefully smug I feel right now. I love life.

[@TheHeik]

And yet Beiber has had a music career for 5 years. Doesn't matter how much people love or hate something, getting attention of that kind of magnitude pretty much guarantees it'll be remembered. Even on KZbin.

[@SantuXD6]

Oh, I remember that one. Memories.

[@jezmillz]

He attended the "How to Fly a Plane" seminar, but the part about landing was about how to blow it up without killing yourself.

[@ToTeMVG]

the legendary son of Zeus and the Hispanic window cleaner . that one got me

[@brianmckee2267]

I swear watching these videos again at 2x speed is fucking amazing

[@Variaman]

4:26 Chip sandwich? I must get one.

[@dnangelfan24]

I'm surprised he didn't mention how when taking over areas or bases, you must kill EVERY enemy, and collect EVERY collectible there first for it to be fully claimed. This can be so frustrating it can take up to an hour to find a single missing piece of either.

[@mc-ps-playa5569]

Considering the size of the just cause 2 map I'm scared to see what the just cause 3 map will look like

[@mc-ps-playa5569]

Damn it

[@clammaster4]

at the end "Blimey. i mentioned cats a lot this week."

[@ZeroSupport1]

That comment at the end: "And if you do buy a jet, remember that fourteen square yards of slightly flat terrain on top of a mountain does not make a very good runway"

[@spartanMN300]

then there is the multiplayer version where there are now dozens of physics breaking Gods flying around an airport killing each other because everyone always goes to the airport for some reason. also, insane speed boosting cars that if you manage to hit a ramp with you'll end up flying across the island.

[@jamesperkins2552]

Nissan 300zx. I know because I had one. Her name was Bridget and I gave her hugs around the TTops when I thought nobody was looking. I’m talking about the “vehicles for free” graphic. I’m well aware that sixty percent of the people who waNt to mock me for this have done the same at some point in their lives.

[@Kemonokami]

Good news: I'm working on one. But then again, writing a surrealist epic that would be the Internet's own weird little analog to Homer's Illiad sounds profoundly tempting. Imagine the monuments to the epic raised in the city streets of the internet, depicting in shining marble the climactic last stand of the Heavy Weapons Guy, R. Lee Ermey, Pinkie Pie, Ciaphas Cain and the Honey Monster against the evil armies of the Dolphin King before their daring air rescue by Aunt Jemima in a Harrier.

[@blebcat]

Do what I did a few hours ago. Buy it, skip the cutscenes, goof off in singleplayer for a bit, and come back once the multiplayer mod is finally out. The actual sandbox element is really fun.

[@TheAudioInjection]

The last time you referenced the Boston Strangler was in Zack and Wicki which I watched just before this, funnily enough. Kinda interesting how that works

[@F12Y14N25]

yes they do. I do type like that and I frequently use arse not ass (as an example) and I use bollock(s) and pillock but mostly in speech not so much typing

[@babbies321]

If you have the game, then yes. It also offers it to you as soon as you start the game, provided you're connected to the internet.