"Snipers dream" gets me every single time, one of the best sayings Ever👀🤷♂️👏👏😂😂
@wingfootmcnova91302 жыл бұрын
"He had a really big head, sniper's dream they used to call him" hahhahahahahahha... gold
@liamgbooth2 жыл бұрын
25:17 Never take a drink when Bob Mortimer opens his mouth 😂
@paulhorgan61522 жыл бұрын
This is why ordinary people in Britain don't have guns, it will stop us from playing thief and shrubbery ❤🇬🇧🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@matthewhenery48342 жыл бұрын
Long love Theft and Shrubbery! 🤪✌️
@emvy847 ай бұрын
@@matthewhenery4834 You wanted to correct him, but didn't wanna be a dick. 😂
@JD-eo7dr2 жыл бұрын
Lee Mack has one of the quickest brains in comedy his comebacks are brilliant
@markhardcastle98202 жыл бұрын
Bob is national treasure. And completely off his head! Always brilliant viewing.
@katherinedowling4246 Жыл бұрын
Bob is just brilliant
@clothilde16234 ай бұрын
Greg Davies’ unbridled delight when Bob rips the apple apart is truly a joy to behold!
@alan-2 жыл бұрын
Don't mind you pausing it, that's cool, but when you restart, skip back 5 seconds with the arrow keys because you keep missing jokes when you pause! Great reactions to great videos. Bob and the inbetweeners are the bomb!
@JD-eo7dr2 жыл бұрын
It's a Rookie Reaction mistake that there's a few who ain't got on to it still 😂
@TheycallmeMrWonka2 жыл бұрын
I didn't notice much of that in this particular video but have noticed it in a couple of others. We need to remember that we know exactly where we'd laugh, it's not universal though, sometimes it's not it's been missed, it's just that line that sets us off doesn't hit a reactors funny bone quite the same. As long as I'm watching a genuine reaction and not the reactors who exagerate I can live with that disappointment 👍. You can genuinely see from his face that this one really amused and entertained.
@jackmehoffe93722 жыл бұрын
Tell him Alan
@grantwilkinson16892 жыл бұрын
Let him do what he wants if u wanna watch it uninterrupted watch the origanal i watch his channel to see how us blokes are liking british comedy and learning stuff bless them
@rollomaughfling3802 жыл бұрын
@@Nordorf Agreed. And another rookie mistake. And so easy to fix these days with affordable clean-working gear via Amazon, and the plethora of KZbin tutorials out there on the very subject. There's a reason why video editors use over-ear closed-back headphones-to catch stuff like that. It takes a truly remarkable reactor to get a sub out of me with that kind of crap production value. I've pointed it to other reactors who've come back with excuses. "You don't understand-it's really hot here." Well, don't make videos, then-just enjoy your fan, I guess. The long-established fact is, unprofessional sound=bad product, end of discussion. You could have a $70,000 ARRIRAW camera rig with Roger Deakins behind it, and if your audio is crap, you failed. Talk to any film/media professor or professional. And 80% of them out there are flogging their freakin' Patreon. Imagine the gall of asking people to pay money out of their paychecks every month to listen to a loud, over-compressed fan . . .
@nizmollusk2 жыл бұрын
The moment when Bobs insanity and wit caught you mid drink was priceless , keep up the good work.
@Pseudonym-aka-alias2 жыл бұрын
When Bob is telling his stories I don't care if they're true or not😄
@valeriebrown47692 жыл бұрын
In the 50’s and 60’s these are the games we used to play. Bearing in mind there were no computers, phones, anything at all. Your whole entertainment was outside. You only came home for food and bed. These really were the best of times and I wouldn’t change them for anything.
@True_Heretic2 жыл бұрын
I think there a two types of comedian. Those who are funny all the time, and those who are only funny in front of an audience. Those who see comedy as natural as breathing, and those who see it as a paycheck because they have the talent and luck to understand and use Funny. Bob Mortimer, in my opinion, is definitely one of those people who are going to be funny all the time. With everyone. And whilst many of the greatest comedians are brilliant yet sulky crafters of most of the best humour, you'd not want to share a train journey with one of them, compared to someone like Bubbly Bob. What a great guy. PS: I'll be travelling on the Skegness to Mucklethwaite trainline this Tuesday afternoon in case any comedians are interested. All hilarious company welcome. NOTE. Circus clowns do not count as "hilarious company". I'm not going through that again!
@brooza6642 жыл бұрын
I usually watch this show while eating my evening meal. As soon as Bob starts talking, I put down my food and drink to avoid choking
@Cleow33 Жыл бұрын
The joy on Greg Davies’ face when Bobs apple stunt happens is everything.
@ericg57912 жыл бұрын
Even away from panel shows,Bobs a delight to watch alongside Paul Whitehouse in the angling/fishing to series they do,just relaxing whilst fishing and reminiscing with light comic anecdotes and insights about their lives
@dannjp752 жыл бұрын
When Bob caught that bass in the show I thought I was going to wet myself laughing.
@Pluggit19532 жыл бұрын
You have to see The Fast Show which features Paul Whitehouse. It’s a sketch show which features the same characters in each episode, usually with a catchphrase at the end.
@boldmeregarden6372 жыл бұрын
I like that Paul Whitehouse (after having his own heart problems) reached out to Bob after his heart problems and invited him to go fishing. Its a wonderful chilled out TV show
@Whippy992 жыл бұрын
Those series’ are absolutely hilarious. Paul is the perfect foil for Bob. 😊
@arthurspils25652 жыл бұрын
One of the favourite elements of Bob's appearances on WILTY for me is the reactions of David and Lee to his stories - David's just general look of "what the hell is going on" whenever Bob talks and Lee's hand-on-face "ffs..." which you see in almost every story 🤣🤣🤣
@joannarigby19892 жыл бұрын
Rhod Gilbert, Henning When and Greg Davies are all also fantastically funny on would I lie to you, there are compilations of all of them too. Would love to watch you react to those
@markcruise2 жыл бұрын
Bob is a national treasure. What a bizarre strange life he’s lived.
@davidforman61912 жыл бұрын
Theft and shrubbery is a hybrid of what we used to get up to as kids. Hiding in people's back gardens plus Grand National (named after the horse race), which entailed running through front gardens and jumping over any fences/shrubbery that divided properties.
@yute-hube7792 жыл бұрын
King, please consider this one for reacting to, really cracked me up: *The Greg Davies & Chris Eubank Impression & Reaction in One Video | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown* (Channel 4)
@lemmy98092 жыл бұрын
That's why you the King boomer..I've seen that a hundred times and I still cry every time ..what a life he must of led ..and I live 10 miles from where he lived .I can relate to everything he says ie..standard fireworks etc
@gregkral44676 ай бұрын
Tarantulas are great pets. Had a rosie the size of my hand, and have big hands..... got it used to being touched without attack posture, after a while with gloves, it got used to walking, after a bit, you could just pick it up between the middle pair of legs and put her on the shoulder and walk around, she would hang out there, then try to climb the tv eventually, had a darkroom for photography then, and she would hang out in the corner by enlarger and make a little bit of web to hang out on while I did the pictures. She was also very clean in her pen. Lovely critter.
@l01ner3 ай бұрын
Once got a pink toed tarantula put on me in a pub and it was the cutest thing. Tickled as it walked up my arm. Lovely little thing.
@couchmanl2 жыл бұрын
Bobs ability to tell stories is incredible, so engaging regardless of how ridiculous.
@lilacfiddler12 жыл бұрын
What makes this remarkable is that the lie has to be composed on the spot, they have not seen the card before
@mlee6050 Жыл бұрын
For some stuff I wish when was true or false he bring in an item to make them think more real or fake
@1951woodygeo2 жыл бұрын
Bob is the best at telling these stories he can be so convincing .
@1951woodygeo2 жыл бұрын
@@PJtheincel I tried nope could not do it 😂😂😂😂😂
@TofferJ-UK2 жыл бұрын
The ‘gerbil lute’ choking reaction was the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages 🤣🤣🤣👍 Thanks Brian
@paulwalton12222 жыл бұрын
Bob's friend with the cheese used to smudge cheddar up one side of his face and edam up the other side of his face. He had a very cheesey grin.
@glyngasson84502 жыл бұрын
Bob is a qualified solicitor too, look up his Cockroach King story
@michaels6402 жыл бұрын
We used to go across back gardens when we were teenagers…. But we didn’t chant anything 🤣
@Hill72192 жыл бұрын
Greg Davis is also great on WILTY - worth checking out. Also, Bob was a brilliant contestant on Taskmaster (Greg is the Taskmaster) see if you can find clip of Bob giving Alex a special cuddle.
@thepetermullins2 жыл бұрын
Additionally, Greg's stories on Graham Norton are incredible!
@Jake-vh6jp2 жыл бұрын
And who can forget Gregs Chris Eubank impression on 8 Out of 10 Cats. One of the funniest things ive seen.
@Miroslava_Ivanova2 жыл бұрын
When I think of Bob on Taskmaster I always think of Do we strike you? first 😅🤣
@jamiehobbsuk2 жыл бұрын
I reccomend Greg too, and also the Claudia Winkleman and Henning Wehn complilations
@nancydavies64462 жыл бұрын
Yes that's a great one
@joegillam14972 жыл бұрын
You have to react to Greg Davies (Inbetweeners star) on the Graham Norton Show telling Jodie Foster, Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling one of his stories about teaching hearing impaired kids. So funny.
@stevehough87272 жыл бұрын
Totally agree about that clip
@swarm692 жыл бұрын
well lucky for you theres a part 2 of mortimer tales
@stevemcmosh42712 жыл бұрын
I recommend a full episode of Shooting Stars hosted by Bob Mortimer and Vic Reeves. It was a mental and surreal celebrity quiz show and absolutely hilarious. They're all on youtube. Series 1-5 (I think) are failry poor quality but definitely the best. But the later couple of series are also fantastic. edit: all series 1-7 seem to be uploaded at 240p, which is a shame, but it's still absolutely worth a watch)
@JD-eo7dr2 жыл бұрын
Flashbacks to child hood I had a uncle who looked like George Dors. Every time we seen him it was George Dors what's the score 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@finbar4812 жыл бұрын
IRAAHNOOO!
@splodge5612 жыл бұрын
I don't think he's ready
@markcruise2 жыл бұрын
@@finbar481 UVAVU!!!
@finbar4812 жыл бұрын
@@markcruise Brilliant mate. You're on it 👍😂
@watchreadplayretro2 жыл бұрын
YES! Thank you Mr King! Watching this while working and your water drink spit at Lute was epic! :D Brilliant!
@gregsoddworld3 ай бұрын
Bob is an absolute national treasure!
@sicr73732 жыл бұрын
My God how I love this channel, I love KB's enthusiam and pure joy for 'would I lie to you' and how he marks his scores down....Great stuff!
@TracyPrentice-em4hi2 ай бұрын
Love these shows even watching the. Over and over I’m still in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@DavidSmith-cx8dg2 жыл бұрын
You do seem to be becoming hooked by WILTY , it's a great show and there are quite a few compilations out there if that's how you want to react to it . Gregg Davies ( the Inbetweeners and The Taskmaster ) is great on this , also James Acaster , Rhod Gilbert and so many others .
@omegaaltana94262 жыл бұрын
Loved when you spat the water out laughing at the "I'd have used a lute" joke! So funny 🤣
@williebauld10072 жыл бұрын
I like how you are getting educated on Bob but catching Lee Mack and other UK comedians at the same time 👍🏻
@jkcphmАй бұрын
Thing is with Bob he’s been around so long the craziness has become normalised he’s a national treasure over here so funny.
@peterwilliamson59532 жыл бұрын
its hard to top Bob Mortimer for sheer face ache ability from smiling , hes the best .
@oopsdidItypethatoutloud5 ай бұрын
When you crack up, sometimes I have to rewind it a few times cos you crack me up 😂😂😂😂😂
@CEP732 жыл бұрын
Bob Mortimer and Vic Reeves did a series of improvised shorts (for Facebook I think?) called 'afternoon delights' years ago. They are too funny. Also 'The Club' skits they did on their tv show are just hysterical!!
@pekkadegroot83262 жыл бұрын
The Dr Shakamoto skit, where Roger Lewis asks Shakamoto about his licence to practice medicine is one of my all time favourites. And The Club is a classic. Kinky John is effing brilliant.
@karkatvantas95572 жыл бұрын
You should absolutely react to part 2, it’s hilarious. The compilations for Henning Wehn, Greg Davies, Rhod Gilbert and James Acaster are also incredible.
@lindahalfpenny32582 жыл бұрын
It makes me smile to know that Bob is a trained solicitor 😂
@revbenf68702 жыл бұрын
As I'm currently reading his autobiography "And Away", I think he does actually have a cat called "Goodmonson". The firework story features in it along with several others, including the shrubbery story. BTW, Would I Lie to You is in general a whole worthwhile rabbit hole in its own right. Also you would have seen the red haired lady in After Life as one of Ricky's colleagues...
@radarlockeify2 жыл бұрын
Philomena Cunk!
@reallivebluescat2 ай бұрын
Something i have noticed about Bob is that he seems to be a very visual thinker. When asked why he named such and such person, then reply is often a physical or visual characteristic. Visual thinkers are sometimes good storytellers, bc they can paint a very vivid "image" . Also he is super funny and a lateral thinker
@jamiefarrell604926 күн бұрын
I taught myself to rip apples in half after seeing Bob do it!😂
@u10722u2 жыл бұрын
Top reaction Sir . As previously stated Bob is such a brilliant story teller and around funny guy. Keep up your good work as you are a brilliant reactor
@emmafrench72192 жыл бұрын
Love it!! I can watch these clips so many times and they always make me cry with laughter. Great stuff. Thank you once again for cheering me up with your great reactions. Now go get practicing with an apple. All the best from the South of the UK.👍
@paulwalton12222 жыл бұрын
I saw someone playing dancing queen on a didgeridoo and I thought to myself thats abbarigional.
@chriscjad2 жыл бұрын
Awesome reaction King Boomer! There is a part 2 to this as well can’t wait for that. Bob Mortimer is a legend More Bob! Love the channel 👏
@lemmy98092 жыл бұрын
If you wanna sit back and relax with the queen .watch mortimer and Whitehouse fishing series..its so good and its a tale of both men recovering from heart surgery 😅
@thehappycoder3760 Жыл бұрын
Very good, love your reation, I met Bob once when I was out walking in Devon (where I lived) I didn’t realise it at the time as I was talking first of all to his wife but he then starting telling me a tale about Lundy Island which was funny. I wish I realised at the time. He is just like that in real life, a very nice and friendly bloke.
@DDoig12 жыл бұрын
"I don't have to breathe in to breathe out." 🤣
@10thdoctor152 жыл бұрын
'Mack Speed' is a great compilation of Lee's quick jokes.
@catpainblackudder012 жыл бұрын
The guy Bob calls the "One man Army from Nottingham", is a fella called Paul Scarrott, met him in Italy 1990 World Cup, he was a nutter, died in Barcelona, a homeless drunk, so I was told...
@SimonWattsWILDPresentationsUK2 жыл бұрын
If you want to know the history of Bob then go search for Comedy Connections Shooting Stars here on YT. Takes you right from him first meeting his long-term partner Vic Reeves... Another excellent time KB! Cheers dude.
@danhudson46142 жыл бұрын
Kids at school, 1st kid "My dad can bench press 150KG" 2nd kid "That's nothing my dad can rip in half an apple with his bare hands"
@matthewhenery48342 жыл бұрын
I commented on your Inbetweeners reaction about My Gilbert: there he is on panel position one. ✌️❤️🏴🇬🇧
@lukebarton50752 жыл бұрын
Top reaction! For more fun with Bob, and his long time comedy partner Vic, you should deffo check out Shooting Stars.
@lewisjones28252 жыл бұрын
"Micky the Drink"--probably Welsh influence in this construction as miners went from Wales to the North-east
@alabama14132 жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed that KB! Your reactions are hilarious in themselves & live the fact that you get a kick out of watching UK TV panel shows. Best wishes 👍
@DonerMan622 жыл бұрын
Hi KB your reactions to UK comedy is just hilarious, the way you almost choke and leap from your chair, gets me each time. I would highly recommend, if you haven't seen it, the movie A Fish Called Wanda starring John Cleese, Kevin Kline & Jamie Lee Curtis. I'm sure you'd love it.
@cameronlong22422 жыл бұрын
The girl who was on Bob’s team during theft and shrubbery was Katherine Parkinson from the IT Crowd, you should check out that show.
@shirleyhenderson99782 жыл бұрын
Love your reactions to bobs brilliant mind ,I listened to a podcast the other day of him telling his life story ,it was phenomenally funny talking about the early days when he met vic reeves ,both genius beyond words
@Killakutz692 жыл бұрын
Mate I was sipping water and spat it out the same time as you about the hamster/lute joke 🤣
@robster6685 Жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoy our humour Had a mate who we called mono because he only had one ear 😂😂
@Deebemc2 жыл бұрын
And when you think that Bob Mortimer is a practicing lawyer……….now that is true.😂
@faithmullineaux94014 ай бұрын
If you like Bob’s humour, you might enjoy shooting stars. It was a tv game show from 1993 staring Bob Mortimer and Vic Reeves. It’s a bit nuts and feels like a fever dream but so so funny. Reeves and Mortimer are such an iconic British comedy duo, plus Matt Lucas features in the show and makes it even more bizarre. Highly recommend!
@chaos666reigns2 жыл бұрын
I saw the drink spray coming, I literally felt time slow down as I thought "No! Don't take a drink, Bobs about to speak!" lol
@jeff887012 жыл бұрын
Bommer you should read his autobiography it’s very good 👍 and by the way another good vlog 👏👏🏴
@katieheys85642 жыл бұрын
The rambles at the start of the book are so Bob
@tomgingerfrog2 жыл бұрын
Love to drink beer with Bob down his local pub.
@MikeyNottz2 жыл бұрын
They’ve done long 1s about “Lee Macks quick wit” & that’s about 2hrs, so I’m sure you have to do it in bits!? 😅😂 & there’s part 1 & 2 of “best of would I lie to you” which shows more of the whole program, so you see everyone’s lies/truths, but again they’re about 1/2hrs long, so again you have to do them in parts, But good reaction again mate!! 👍😁
@markcarter74552 жыл бұрын
The Gregg Davies compilation on WILTY is also well worth a watch
@nicklittle89092 жыл бұрын
And yeah, as some people have said, Shooting Stars is amazing
@neilburgess96522 жыл бұрын
So glad you listened to us and did the Mortimerian tales so its in order to make sense. This was brilliant and an equally awesome reaction too :)
@treacadelic2 жыл бұрын
If you like Greg Davies you have to watch Man Down. Absolutely incredible sit com. Based on his experience as a teacher in real life.
@chrisiddon97372 жыл бұрын
I just love Bob. He is a legend 🙌
@blindsamurai128 күн бұрын
I've enjoyed finding your channel !
@petertaylor34462 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the vid bud, Bob is class
@jasonmepham65982 жыл бұрын
There are fab compilations on Lee and David for you to react to as well. Great stuff.
@jonboy89512 жыл бұрын
Pulling apples apart is actually really easy once you get the technique sorted
@voorheesjason31612 жыл бұрын
Great chilled entertainment 👌🏻 I know I keep asking about you doing more " Alan Partridge ", just cuz I know you'll LOVE him 🤭 ... but have you been tipped about " Bottom " ??? 🤔 Yo ... both gold, trust 👊🏼💯👊🏼 ... plus, it's cool chilling to 😬🙏🤍
@Charishard2 жыл бұрын
Glad you really enjoyed it, I have watched the compilation so many times and it always makes.me laugh!
@paulwalton12222 жыл бұрын
I first watched the apple thing years ago and I've been meaning to try it ever since but never remember when I'm in the shop.
@merlinsclaw2 жыл бұрын
The spit take was hilarious, and I love that you're keeping score. 🤣
@magnolia72772 жыл бұрын
I can watch these over and over and still laugh.
@mikemikemick2 жыл бұрын
You will have to get Queen Boomer to do the same and compare scores, fantastic reactions to Bob.
@arh66242 жыл бұрын
I don't think anybody can deny that the UK produces the greatest comedians and comedy shows hands down. My top 10 favourite comedians are all British except one being Australian and one being American. I know we are pretty pants at everything else but at least we can all laugh about it!
@youngyoungmcgurn50882 жыл бұрын
Another great reaction. There's actually a second compilation (Channel 4 had to break it apart too) called "Mortimeriados", which you would most certainly enjoy. It's a bit shorter, so might make for easier reactions. EDIT: Ah, man - you should've caught the little clip of him at the end! Very silly
@Sdw772 жыл бұрын
Definitely the wrong time to have a drink🤣🤣🤣👌🏽very funny, you and Bob, nice one king🫶🏽
@scottharper65932 жыл бұрын
Great reaction man, check out Shooting Stars There’s a ton on British comedy you haven’t even touched on, you’re in for a massive treat!
@davidsuratgar1139 Жыл бұрын
Love the fact that you react to the weird side of British comedy 😂, keep it up lad
@wingfootmcnova91302 жыл бұрын
I probably wouldn't have believed the apple splitting either if I hadn't seen it done when I was a teen. You can do it yourself if you try. It doesn't take a lot of strength, you just need an apple that's big enough for your hands to get a grab of on top of the it. Thumbs on top on both sides of stem, grab tightly, pull apple down left and down right like you're opening a book.
@JoeThornhill Жыл бұрын
3:28 Well, I know the Luthier, Ben Crowe, on KZbin use to have some type of chicken or roster that was named Spaghetti Noodle Doodle Doo by his kids.
@meronr742 жыл бұрын
Bob sells cat names on Twitter occasionally. They're hilarious
@mrmeach2 жыл бұрын
You've started it now fella... you have to watch more. To be fair all the episodes are pretty solid, great show with some brilliant guests. Love to see you love it, keep up the great channel mate.
@brunolondinese5857 Жыл бұрын
Gres Davies' reaction to the splitting of the apple is just... bizzarre. The little girl within him takes over.