Lady Thinks She's ENTITLED To My Assistance! r/IDWHL

[@Darwinsmom]

"I would have punched them in the soul". Another new favourite phrase. OP has a gift with language!

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

Sometimes damaging the body just isn't enough.

[@Darwinsmom]

@@Gr3nadgr3gory Indeed!

[@stardevilbunny1187]

Honestly Mark sounds like the kind of guy that you can talk to for hours and never get tired of him

[@creativecupcake5179]

Agreed, he gives off such “chill bro vibes” and I love it.

[@stardevilbunny1187]

@@creativecupcake5179 exactly.☺️ Hope to meet someone like him soon. I need more friends 😅

[@jacksparrowismydaddy]

it does sound like a lovely afternoon

[@vonb4050]

He reminds me of my Uncle, who's always so fun and interesting to talk to. I call him a black hole, you have to escape his event horizon or you'll never escape the gravitational pull of the conversation.

[@fate_clotho9596]

Oh, I thoroughly agree! I could totally picture a bunch of us sitting around, sipping beers while listening to his waffling on!😂💜

[@Flufferz626]

When the virus first started I would get glares from Karens at me walking into the supermarket with my scrubs on. One lady said to her husband in earshot "look at her spreading the virus." I'm a veterinary technician. Though it made me sad that nurses got sneered at for wearing scrubs, seeing as those on the ICU wore PPE gear to protect the scrubs anyway. And they were on the frontline 😕

[@savageinkstudios2969]

Holy cow, that first story is like a year old, where did you dig that up from? Very impressive archaeology skills, mark XD

[@sameerkatte4895]

ikr

[@flamelily2086]

Lol.

[@somefool4625]

Lately many reddit reads, not just Mark, have been old ones. Is weird.

[@savageinkstudios2969]

@@somefool4625 maybe reddit is drying up :/

[@simulated0.0]

At what point does grave robbing become archeology?

[@o0BlackSand0o]

Waffle: if someone said 'you don't have cat food' I'd look at my trolley and say something like 'I don't have a cat'. It wouldn't cross my mind that they thought I worked there

[@CarinaCoffee]

Story 6 was awesome! They totally made my day! As a former supermarket cashier people like HC are golden. I love that that Karen got a dose of reality check. When you're working in the service industry people often don't see the human across from them.

[@vincentender1486]

Nothing beats getting actual food after being at the hospital. Especially if they restrict what you can eat.

[@alanclark7807]

I *like* hospital food!

[@cchastant8251]

I've been in twice. First time, the food was fine. Second... well. I have standards. And need to be starving to lower them to eat things I normally do not consider edible. As a 22 year old, I had a... nurse-in-training who tried to spoon feed me. Like a baby. I only spoke to her through clenched teeth, or she'd have shoved that crap in, and I would have puked. With as little energy as I had, I still managed enough to dislike her.

[@jgw5491]

My mom gave birth to my brother in a Seventh Day Adventist hospital where they served no meat. This was waaaay back. Eating normal non-meat meals wasn't a problem. The really cruddy meat substitutes that were offered back then were. Nasty taste, nasty texture! Vegetarian meat-like options are much better now.

[@builtontherockhomestead9390]

​@@alanclark7807 my friend who is lactose intolerant got served cheese enchiladas for one meal and spoiled bad smelling chicken salad for another meal. Not all hospitals serve edible food.

[@2Cambell]

Story2- Wow, that guy was just amazing! I wish we had more like him. Wherever he is, he has my respect!!!

[@sacilexi231]

A local grocery store was remodeling..so it was rearranged every few days while they cleared floors...they wore green polos..my job wore the same green polo..so unless you read the lapel lable.... One girl asked me for something..I said "I don't know..Let's go on a scavenger hunt"

[@saltytoshiro3685]

Day 122 of reminding Mark that he's amazing and that his work is appreciated ❤️

[@rutyqutykandi1361]

Story three: I know OP is laughing but I feel like they should go get some legal action as that record of "not showing up for a year" could be reflected on other places they try to work. I really hope they get that sorted because this could come back to bite them.

[@cchastant8251]

They'll have a treat of a time with that, considering how long they have worked the current job... in a completely different state. And knowing about this issue, they can bring it up at interviews. "Hey, not sure what's up with this past employer, but at least we both agree that I haven't worked there since 2014..."

[@gamergodofjustice]

Meh most employers are not that interested in your past history honestly unless it's fields in which the market is super competitive ,and all they have to do to prove the employer was incompetent is show their work history of being in another state at another job entirely. This alone would satisfy most any hiring manager.

[@celiashen5490]

I wonder about unemployment benefits.

[@vonb4050]

The guy in the first story made me laugh till my arse fell off. His descriptions are just comedy gold. Also story 4 I love bunnings. It's like an adult lolly store.

[@vickyflores8124]

The op in the 1st story *chefs kiss* the writing is glorious the story telling is immaculate 😍

[@vociferonheraldofthewinter2284]

14:15 That is the most badass flip I've ever heard of in my life. I'm in love with this person.

[@kristinecollier8113]

I never knew how marketing research was done, thanks for telling your story, Mark!

[@margaretannfrank5480]

Great stories! That first one, that is some writing talent! I was laughing out loud!

[@lovelysakurapetalsyt]

I love all the details and similes and whatever in that first story. It read so well and I could image everything!

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

Hey you yes you remember to take care of yourself gosh darn it, you are always valid, and I love you and care about you so please take care of yourself 💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗

[@greninjastorm6734]

That HC has the perfect strategy for dealing with Karens

[@user-wj5cx2zp7v]

15.56 - I love how unfortunate customer just slips away whilst Karen is distracted and makes her look even more stupid, then reappears once she gets frustrated and storms off.

[@jenniferstewarts4851]

oh the fun... i remember getting out of the hospital after a post op infection. i had IV drips on the back of both hands, on my lower arm, and such. I had to take the bus home... i was on pain killers, still looked pretty grey white. I told the bus driver, explained the situation then took a seat in the disabled section. A few stops down, some woman with a stroller gets on, and starts demanding i give up my seat for her and stand. Thats about as far as she got... before my white knight, the bus driver stands up and says no. Tells her there is no way in heck she's going to make me stand because i'd likely collapse and she would have to make do with pushing the stroller into the flip up chair at the end and standing herself.

[@clappingpenguin4256]

Another subreddit, Mark?! 🤔 At this point you'll be a tree, you keep branching out! 😁 Much love as always, my friend! 💛🤗💛

[@0Jenna7]

Well done. That's a terrible pun. (Really not trying to be insulting. There's something to be said for bad punning.)

[@clappingpenguin4256]

@@0Jenna7 I know it's pretty bad but it was the first thing that sprung to mind. 😊

[@healing_and_humor4530]

Hahaha That's the first time I've heard of a Karen getting Karen'ed!!! Love it!!!! That will be my go-to if I ever get the opportunity!!! Love it!!!

[@LeggoMyGekko]

It must have been so frustrating to have to go to so many stores for your research!! I cannot think of a single place in the US where they would restrict how much to buy so others also have access, its really all about the profit, if someone wants to buy all the baby food, our stores go “yayyyy money” and then tell the next mom who comes in to shove it 😅

[@thedestroyasystem]

They did it at Kroger and HEB earlier last year, for stuff like milk, toilet paper, hand sanitizer. Things that were getting bought out quickly got a limit, cuz they knew they’d sell out anyways

[@jgw5491]

@@thedestroyasystem Covid made it a whole different ball game, didn't it?

[@thedestroyasystem]

@@jgw5491 indeed

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

Stores on this side of the pond do tend to restrict sales of popular items if they become scarce. During the "fake baby formula in China" years, people were buying out baby formula in the supermarkets here and sending it to their families overseas, so the supermarkets and chemists all put restrictions on how much you can buy in one go. And of course there's the insane people buying insane amounts of you-know-what because of you-know-what.

[@Tammohawk1]

500 bottles of Baileys? We have that here and I love it. I like to put it in coffee. Yum. I haven't had any in a long time. My guts have decided that alcohol isn't good for them any more. If I try to drink, it gets ugly for me.

[@gina928]

I love listening to your stories. You are a wonderful storyteller. Thanks.

[@GabrielleHayes1921]

Meanwhile I'm still stuck on the fact that there's $12 gallons of milk out there, that's horrifying, even if you can afford it why would you want to buy it? That cow better be made of gold or something.

[@diannelavoie5385]

It comes from special cows with platinum plated udders, or so I'm told.

[@Mewse1203]

We got a WAFFLE Her vacancy signed was burned out..

[@LadyPrincessDiana]

Yaaay, my favourite subreddit after AITA is back!! I must admit I'm not a huge fan of the neighbour stories you like so much, Mark, as it's a messy subreddit and the stories are much less structured, so I'm glad you're reading some IDWHL stories again! Thank you

[@RosesTeaAndASD]

Same

[@2Cambell]

This happened to me at a craft store. I love to bake and decorate cakes. I was shopping and had my basket 1/2 filled with cake decorating supplies when I got accosted by a mother/daughter duo who started rifling through my cart thinking I worked there. I told them to back off and they said I was rude. I told them they hadn't seen anything yet and to step off. They did but they threatened to get me fired and I told them okay but I don't work here. They kept asking me stuff and wouldn't leave me alone and insisted that I did work there and I finally had to use my cell phone to call the store to get the store manager to come to where I was to help these weirdos or they were gonna have to call police if I had to deal with them any further. The response was "Okay " and walkie chatter and running noises. The manager and the assistant manager show up, greet us and tell the bitches that I don't work there, that I just shop there alot. The manager helps them and the assistant manager reaches a few things down for me, chats with me, quietly laughs, thanks me for getting them out of a conference call and then I was on my way.

[@nightcorelucario2218]

14:12 All we know is, she's called the Stig

[@cynicalrabbit915]

Your story Market Research I worked for a small market research company for awhile in the early be 90s. We were pulling people into the tiny office from the mall we were in. I don't remember the whole setup, but we were testing the reactions to new labeling and packaging graphics for Visine (eye drops if that brand isn't sold in the UK). Kinda tedious, but hey it was a job.

[@SpawnofChaos]

Story 1's OP has a fantastic way with words 🤣 Edit: As does BabsarellaWT! Edit 2: Story 5: To be fair, most phones lack a dedicated "transfer" button, but still have the function. It's usually pound-number-number, wait for dial tone, put in number to transfer the call to. Obviously OP wouldn't have had any way to know that nor did they have any reason to help this obviously not-listening woman, but the function was most likely available after all.

[@Jiminphoria]

I'd definatley love hear more stories about your time working in market research mark, it sounds super intresting, if not incredibly frustrating (in the case of not being able to buy a certain amount of products at a time. I wonder if it would have beem easier to buy from a wholesaler or online when it came to bulk or Costco?).

[@katiesmith2031]

Hi Mark thanks for the video hope you have a wonderful day much love

[@genericdragon7260]

Hey! I'm a Belgian so everyone must treat Waffles with respect! 😊😊😊 You're great, Mark! Great pace and pronunciation!

[@Siinwu]

i'll remember that last one, going Karen on a Karen, thats brilliant :D

[@jgw5491]

The best! One of the greatest Karen stories ever. It reminds me of people who make a hobby of punking scammers.

[@0Jenna7]

Lots of love, Mark, take care of yourself.

[@Lillypop93]

Earlier this year I finally experienced a idwhl moment only catch is I turned out being the one who assumed someone worked there. I woke up early for my job delivering Amazon and Wayfair packages around my state I had been up maybe twenty minutes and had a headache out of this world I had my coworker pull over the truck at a gas station is never been to so I could get some Tylenol instead of looking for the Tylenol I looked over and saw a man coming from what looked like behind the counter and asked him where they kept the Tylenol he looked at me blankly and I was able to get a good look at him . He wasn't wearing the stores uniform or anything all I could say was "you don't work here" before an actual employee saw me and answered my question

[@claritey]

I just got out of the hospital too, I had so many wires attached to me that my chest, arms and shoulders all had adhesive residue that itched like crazy and hasn't all come off yet despite multiple showers and even tried alcohol as OP suggested. After removing the residue red raised rashy rectangles are recognizable the source of the itching. I got the first covid vaccine 4 days ago and the bandaid they applied did the same thing. I think I might be allergic to the adhesive, the rash is still there even though I was discharged over two weeks ago.

[@paden1865able]

Baby oil takes off the adhesive pretty well, I use it to get rid of surgical sticky gunk.

[@claritey]

@@paden1865able Good to know for next time. Thanks for the tip! The rash eventually went away but I had it about 4 weeks, itching like crazy the whole time. That's on top of recovering from an illness and major surgery. I was miserable.

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

@@claritey That's something you should investigate and maybe even tell to whatever medical professional you're seeing. My understanding is that they have things which use an alternative adhesive for allergic people.

[@itjustmemanning8441]

I'm surprised that op didn't change his/her phone number. Moving states, the area codes are different. Most times moving cities changes the area code.

[@jasperj.d.g.4147]

Because it's a mess to change your number. It's better to keep it the same forever.

[@Rhaenarys]

Yea its usually cheaper and easier to just keep the same number.

[@fate_clotho9596]

500 bottles of Bailey's?!😱 Who got to take those home and drink Irish coffees all year long?!💀😂😂😂

[@cynicalrabbit915]

Mark While I didn't have to go around purchasing multiples of products, Market Research is both fun and miserable. We were doing traffic pattern research by asking customers of a national burger chain where they were coming from home or business and the general area of where home or business was. Doing this rain or shine and having the manager of this location being restrictive. Didn't understand why till my boss the owner explaining. The manager/owner (franchisee) knows that if Corporate decides to put in another store it's going to cut down traffic to theirs, reducing their profit. i.e. an independent store vs a corporate store. Corporate doesn't care as long as the bottom line grows. So there's competition between stores of the same company.

[@thecookinestkid401]

Last one (Mark's) So you did MARKet research and were later MARKed. Dang. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@catandrobbyflores]

I've got a they dont work here story. I work in retail and this happened over the holidays one year. This older man was going through the Electronics section of the store, just walking by pushing his cart. He is wearing a navy blue shirt with some kind of fleece looking vest of the same color and black tan pants. Looks almost like the stores uniform with out the big yellow logo on the back. This woman comes up and starts asking where whatever she was looking for was and the poor guy just looked frazzled. I stepped in and said he doesn't work here and the woman had this durr look on her face like what I just said did not compute. Luckily older guy managed to get out of the situation while I diverted attention. Blows my mind when people just look for someone in the color scheme of the employee uniform and nothing else.

[@oliviamoore3426]

Ohhhhhhhh yes having tubes shoved up your coronary arteries certainly is unpleasant and if you put in a stent it feels like a heart attack and hurts and so does the wrist they enter the artery in

[@romonaelrod7870]

Hi Mark,bring on the waffles. Hope that you and fellow waffle lovers are well.

[@Josku2411]

Oop wasn't too late just finished my haircut now

[@kmatford]

I just love the beautiful language the first op used.

[@brutallyhonest1962]

That job sounds amazing!

[@TheBluemoon1949]

Hi Mark, I love listening to you, some of the stories are so funny, and some you wonder what people are thinking.lol.❤️🇨🇦

[@Droptheworldghost]

Waffle gang

[@Mewse1203]

May the late bounty of the Waffle Maker feed you when you're hungry. Currently at McDonald's with one of the kids upholding the tradition of McDonald's lunch after appointments that get you out of school.

[@AnimeLover-iy5bv]

They certainly do? Mark? They do? What is the waffle on the trees?

[@maggpiprime954]

I know this video went up 2 days ago, but it was my son's birthday and I went to visit him. But when I was out buying his gift a week ago, a lady asked me where something was. I told her "I don't work here." "Oh, ok. Sorry." Then I got curious and asked her "What did you say you're looking for?" "Glass measuring cups. They only have plastic ones here, and they melt in the microwave." "Oh, try the hardware store! They'll have Pyrex ones there." The hardware store has everything. Even groceries now!

[@telinhajp]

Afternoon, Mark! Hope you're having a great day! ❤️

[@l.d.cfilms4363]

That second story was really nice 🤣

[@janet6421]

Am I the only one who heard bay leaves in Mark's story? That would be a VERY specific store shelf. This info is probably a few years too late, but you can contact a store a day or two in advance and place an order if you want to buy lots of a product. You don't have to run all around the town and the store doesn't have to restock shelves.

[@TheArnaa]

I am interested to hear the story about buying 500 bottles of Bailey’s three bottles a time. 🙂

[@flashingunicorncupcakekiss1436]

"Well I never" 😂 should of said Think 🤔 yup she never thinks

[@ScooterBond1970]

"Well I never!" But your mama and daddy did.

[@Deergon]

The op to the first story is the master of r/rareinsults

[@chulutheimposter5415]

Hello Mark!! How are you doing today? I see a subreddit that we haven't seen in awhile! I hope all is well and I wish you a great day!!

[@salacca2297]

What kind of psychopath rates their food on how enjoyable it is to chew?

[@jackiewepps4694]

I apparently have a serious problem with hospital stuff, blood and needles. Listening to the first story sent me into hyperventilation like crazy. I had to take off my headset just to cope and skip a part, even if I don't like skipping stuff in these videos. It is usually a great deal of fun and the remaining stories were lots of fun too. I know it's strange and I should learn how to deal with it. I appologize.

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

Phobias are almost completely uncontrollable unless you work hard at controlling them over a long period of time (and even then it doesn't completely work). I have a few. Some, I can control a bit. Others, less so. No need to apologise for using coping techniques.

[@TheMimiSard]

Story 4 - Ahh, a Bunnings story!

[@sierralovat5498]

I had to go to the store and buy our products in bulk too 😩 its annoying and so hard to explain (I work in R&D)

[@jeandobkowski8571]

Love your program...1st story.....Someone grabbed me on the arm and pulled. I was also just out of hospital with many bruises on arm( think redhead on blood thinners). Before I knew what I was doing I had hit the man in the face with the can that was in my hand. The policeman laughed at the man when he whined I hit him. "You should be glad all she did is deck you. NEVER EVER grab a woman. If she hits you it is self defense." I chose not to press charges. I think the ambulance ride and hospital bills were enough to teach him the lesson.(10 stitches on his eyebrow and a big black eye according to the policeman.

[@47896285pgdfzgnd]

My dumb ass would've responded with 'I don't have a cat'

[@cchastant8251]

On your personal shopping job woes... Once you know the limits, just take a 30 minute break to give that manager time to be too busy to spot you, pick up the next max allowed, have another cashier check you out. This won't help with liquor stores, that may not have more than two registers open, but WM? Yeah, just change up who you go to each time. Find out how many in the area you're allowed to shop at to fill your need. Maybe try, "I have a HUGE party, and I need XYZ quantity of Product. Can you help me?" Some cashiers will remember you no matter what you do. Be low key, be soft-spoken, be somewhat preoccupied but paying enough attention to the cashier to allow your order to be completed speedily. Most big box store cashiers won't give a flip that you're back again to buy more liquor, as long as you aren't drunk, and don't appear to be handing it off to minors, for which =cashiers= can be punished for in the USA. If you add other/different things to each purchase, that helps too. Seriously, as long as you don't give the cashier a reason to be suspicious... they are paid to sell things.

[@bellesmith8925]

Good job! That is how you pronounce spectrophotometer!

[@okayoc1545]

i cant afford joining the patrion. but i can watch the ads all the way through!

[@yef122]

Re your market research stories at the end of the video - people would know better than to ask me to buy Bailey's like that - some of it would "go missing" before it got to its intended destination. Bailey's in coffee..... yummmmmmm 😋😋😋 🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇

[@civivva4501]

Out-Karened a Karen. That was delicious.

[@GG-jn4dx]

For us who work in retail, we hate it when we are in apron and name badge and ask “Do you work here?” Every Time I want To say No! Please be observant when asking a question, it makes you the customer seem kinda oblivious to your surroundings? Seriously stop asking the do you work here? 😑😑😑 Whoo I’m the 1st 1K like!

[@olly2027]

I just point to my badge

[@scousemouse9566]

I used to say idwhl all the time while stood in chef whites, you could see confusion dawn on their faces it was so funny, 🧇🧇 hope you are doing well Mark 🧇🧇🧇

[@4Just1Girl]

Karen: You need to leave this store now! You don't belong here..... Parks guy in store with shopping cart face palming.... JEEZ,... It's not easy MISSING green! :( ;) LOL. strains of kermit the frog in the background--"Yes, It's not easy being greeeeennn...

[@FriedaMMartin]

Hello Mark, I hope you and poppy are well

[@lancerevell5979]

I can identify with OP and the one replier who was hospitalized twice for PE. I spent one week the first time in 2012, five weeks in 2019! The food, overall, wasn't bad. But both times, I experienced "blowouts" on arm veins, really ugly big bruises. Had anyone grabbed my arm there, I think I would have automatically backhanded them!

[@J_e_s_s]

Mark has had some interesting jobs 😂 love it

[@thedestroyasystem]

Hiya Mark!

[@novabrilliant4510]

Got back from a bike ride and am ready to indulge in some wonderful waffle. Hope everyone is having a delightful Monday 😊

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

Whoever is reading this i send hugs and great vibes. Drink water, eat food, nap, take a break, take care of yourself gosh darn it. And if you don't I swear I will find you and keep you in a cottage and take care of you. 🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜

[@charlottevandewalle8836]

Take care of yourself as well or I’ll take you to my appartment, feed you homemade spaghetti and plenty of desserts afterwards 💙💙💙

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

@@charlottevandewalle8836 lol that sounds wonderful, thanks for the offer 🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜

[@louellacharlton4425]

Tyvm Broken. I needed a hug today! You are becoming my hero!!! Stay safe my friend. Peace

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

@@louellacharlton4425 I'm glad to give you hugs, I send more 🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜

[@carolroberts4614]

Hi Broken hope you're staying well yourself!Might need that cottage soon! Got some boring hospital tests coming up!

[@Myknight723]

I wanna hear more waffle on the market research stuff I’m a graphic designer so knowing what’s catching peoples eye is amazing for me to learn though I’ll never design beauty products in my lifetime 😅 be fun though!

[@darkangel3669]

Any normal person watching you going though the shelves looking at bottles of baileys and trying to get what you needed people might have though you were an alchemist lol but I’m very interested in hearing how you got 500 bottles by getting 3 at a time :)

[@Forsaken1780]

I want to know what they did with 500 bottles of Bailey's when they were done with their research.

[@darkangel3669]

@@Forsaken1780 maybe they gave them away? Not sure mark told another story with chocolates and he said that they gave them away

[@cynicalminion]

just figured i'd drop a quick note saying thanks for the vids... as i don't have the necessary bits set up to listen to podcasts, i love having a browser tab open to a narration channel... even if i have momentary mental doubletakes. i've seen enough of your videos to have realized that "arse-lash" is not UK slang i'd never heard before (i guess the mental association was w/karen getting a wild hair up her ass, or something) but this time i misheard you telling your market research story as you having to buy a lot of babies... context is everything, and when i'm mostly focused on something else, the "wait, what did he just say??" moments can be entertaining...

[@sophie265]

I think you pronounces spectrophotometer pretty much correctly, and I should know as I do work work with them quite frequently, however I don't speak or study in english, but they're pretty much the same words and very similiar pronounciation

[@SilverMKI]

Yep, it is correct.

[@SaharrisIMVU]

The Crunch was satisfying lol

[@amberleeannalee1999]

“Merman farts” haha

[@tweetymonkey]

Mark... Did I hear you say BAILEYS 🤪

[@jeffreyshearer8747]

Totally get it. Corn Chex are awesome.

[@AlmightyCRJ]

If you need 500 bottles of Bailey's, you go to a wholesalers.

[@MarkNarrations]

They have to be a specific batch code.

[@AlmightyCRJ]

@@MarkNarrations They never make it easy, do they?

[@akasha7819]

Story 4 Love it

[@marshawargo7238]

U could have said u had extra money & was buying staples for a domestic violence or homeless shelter. I've done that when I had expendable cash. IDK what excuse u could use for the Bailey's maybe a halfway house to test occupants resistance to temptation?

[@VulpisFoxfire]

A side note on your own story..you may want to consider talking to the store manager on those trips, just telling them you're planning to make a mass-purchase (but not needing to tell them *why*)..putting a excessive (for normal use) amount of product in your cart like that is considered a red flag for loss-prevention, and will at least likely get you *watched* in a good store. Granted, it may just mean you giving the LP person entertainment as you deal with Karens.. :-)

[@HeiwaTori]

Story 4: bunnings staff have such an identifiable uniform how tf did she mistake that?? also workers are just in aisles doing their job Karen...

[@quarterknight3572]

Wow. Mark is trying to cover up the fact that he once wanted to buy 500 bottles of Bailey's for himself. Suuuuuure it was for "market research".

[@jgw5491]

Well, who wouldn't? Baileys is great stuff. :-)

[@valerielawson6037]

Love your fishy background.

[@orlandmalon1409]

"Bitch fingers". 🤣

[@strudel_reviews]

Waffle king is just *chef's kiss* literally perfection

[@Dory785]

Is it just me or does market research sound fun? 😂