Lynne Koplitz - Never Call A Woman Crazy

[@susans654]

My ex said I was crazy. Funny how I'm perfectly sane now that he isn't here driving me crazy.

[@kellysong2256]

I can relate, Sister 😉

[@asasbs1411]

scissors

[@pastureexpectationsfarm6412]

Don't blame the driver, Miss Gaisy.

[@mwfmtnman]

Ssure you are....

[@mikelair9144]

He probably had opinions 😂

[@cathithomas2888]

I love this woman so much ... she says what we are thinking!!

[@Wakish0069]

She says what crazy women are thinking

[@dogchaser520]

@@Wakish0069 You just turned a comment section to a solid 7, you dumbfuck

[@LisaLisa001]

I've never felt more understood.

[@chrisdalton5646]

In a quiet, public place right now and really had to repeatedly stifle laughter after "What the hell's wrong with her? There's ham."

[@kentgrady9226]

So, my girlfriend (who is now, like Lynn Koplitz was at the time of this piece, 47 years old) takes a long time to pee. I understand... It's part of age, having given birth, etc. Doesn't speed things up, but it is normal. The other night, she woke up in the middle of the night to use the restroom. Her stirring, coupled with my own need to pee, woke me up. I happened to notice the time - 2:13. She came back at 2:31. The next day, I remarked that I happened to notice that it had taken her 18 minutes. *BOOM* It was like I had walked into a Taliban ambush without realizing I had been teleported to Afghanistan. I found myself on the business end of an angry rant like you wouldn't believe. Then, she abruptly left the room... to cool down, I thought. I was mistaken. She went to the bath room to pee and use the time (only 8 minutes, that time) to come up with some more shit to say. "And, another thing, motherfucker....." After she calmed down, and I apologized (for, ummm, well... because she told me I was sorry), we actually laughed about it. I told her the next day that I was considering at the time, letting her know that her tirade had lasted 26 minutes, in total. Having decided that discretion is the better part of valor, I chose not to do that.

[@Alvan81]

You deserved every minute! 😆

[@kentgrady9226]

@@Alvan81 I'm sure I did. It's a bit of a running joke. We have a good laugh about it now. In my defense, 18 minutes is a long wait when you really gotta pee.

[@davidkeeton6716]

@@kentgrady9226 OH come on, you waited 18 minutes? You've been in the military, in combat and you waited. Improvise, adapt, overcome. Use a glass, pour it down the sink and put it in the dishwasher, what? Do I have to think for you,,,troop?

[@kellysong2256]

Just let the poor woman have her time alone 😉 Believe me, she was contemplating her whole life while in that bathroom

[@dogchaser520]

@@davidkeeton6716 Improvise, adapt, overcome! Think it, dream it, do it!

[@no_handle_required]

Damn, after all these years, she's still funny as hell.

[@kellysong2256]

Men, pay attention to the part where she says "we've been upset for a while"....most women aren't out there losing their minds over tiny, dumb things. Right before her head explodes, the 150th enraging thing just happened and her head has reached maximum capacity for holding in her feelings...tick tick tick BOOM 💥🤯 As a rule, women are peacemakers, so we try not to rock the boat over little things and we hold in our emotions until they reach critical mass

[@newdawnforall6264]

She is fantastic!

[@sugarplum5074]

Loved it. Awesome.

[@Jesse__H]

She's pretty funny 😁

[@deplorablecovfefe9489]

Even if your a 3 and shes a 10, ...DON'T DATE CRAZY!!!!

[@freggo6604]

She is right on with how women think and react! That's why i am divorced That's why I am at ease now . . .

[@crypter27]

Hahaha

[@KitC916]

TLDR- If you don't want bad behavior from people, don't expect bad behavior by ... throwing insults like 'crazy' around. Not that hard, actually.

[@MeMe-lx2jw]

Haha, she has a point

[@rachael5178]

I Love Me and I Love You! Yeah, I learned not to even change gears. It's not even an age thing with some. Besides that, all people want to be Good. Thank You, I laughed out Loud.

[@MattMcKinneyRealtor]

To be fair she didn’t have to ask who’s sock it was ..... she already knew.... that’s what drives us men crazy 😂

[@LisaLisa001]

Good point. I don't ask my kid if she cleaned her room when I'm standing in it looking at it clearly uncleaned. I may ask her if she cleaned it then messed it all back up again...cuz I'm still a woman.

[@SheilaR.08]

The ask is rhetorical because she's not the maid or sole parent in that scenario. 😜

[@davidkeeton6716]

@@SheilaR.08 He shoulda said, just pick up the sock and go make me a sammich....😉

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

... whose* sock it was (who's = who is)

[@S1L3NTG4M3R]

That crowd was flat

[@frenchtoast7742]

No it wasn’t 🙄

[@S1L3NTG4M3R]

@@frenchtoast7742 @S1L3NTG4M3R 4 years ago That crowd was flat

[@godlovesusall8115]

I heard Louis CK and Andrew Schulz complimenting her... NO RAGRETS!!

[@terryjames9978]

Not her best set but very talented and funny. Has a lot of great bits. And she is not plus size compared to the obese people I see, just not a size 2.

[@nancyhernandez2271]

Seriously I saw someone else refer to her as plus size and I’m like 🤯

[@Chill-Vibes]

Y’all crazy, but don’t call you crazy……….gotcha 🥴👍🏾

[@Justboatfishing]

😂😂 amazing

[@wmrustycox]

She's so very funny !!!!

[@kevinfernandez8902]

She does "crazy" right

[@realmyspaceboss]

This really has me missing Change of Heart.

[@mostirreverent]

Men just need the weather channel

[@newdawnforall6264]

And technical analysis

[@ccastro30]

Cindy Crawford is so funny

[@rchester13]

Omg I love her she is so cute and no offense those are reasons I play for the other team f-5 all around me I swear. No offense

[@Scarletraven87]

"Women are not crazy, they're just not rational" Eh ...

[@petergreen5337]

You Are QUITE BRAVE...

[@pitchblack.nemesis]

SHUT UP DUDE.. WHAT ARE U DOING? YOU NEVER SAY THAT TO A TORNADO. now hush and take some beers from the fridge and go to the basement.

[@fredriklundberg5097]

This woman is funny.

[@austinhall3937]

Yo. The hips on this woman though.

[@archiereece8321]

nice hips

[@Animaniac-vd5st]

WHo let that drunk chick onto the stage?

[@JZ-se3ur]

She definitely seems too drunk. All slurry

[@CrazyCoon100]

I’m 47.

[@oncoded]

Never Call A Woman Crazy *SAYS A CRAZY WOMAN*

[@Chill-Vibes]

True

[@mwfmtnman]

Do dontell you frmales the truth...got it

[@ronlloyd8243]

This is the first time I looked and like this lady comedy, other than her other great aspects she has “omg”great legs.

[@dogchaser520]

Opened for Louis. Despite all his ... "self-interest", that says something

[@deelawson34]

😹🔥🌈

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Came here after watching a piece of hers that was genuinely funny but this just makes me think "what TF is she talking about?".

[@Thomass7586]

She's not funny at all

[@chrisburger4518]

Nice to see plus-sized women comedians on stage.

[@Wakish0069]

It'd be nice to get some actual comedy This is just a drunk Amy Schumer and that's not a good thing

[@newdawnforall6264]

@@Wakish0069 duuuuude you cannot compare her to Amy Schumer. Schumer just and activist and a hack. Lynne is up there with the best IMHO. Maybe this was not the best joke... But she is hilarious dude, Amy is a bore

[@Wakish0069]

@@newdawnforall6264 Tapping X to doubt

[@kellysong2256]

Plus sized?? She's just average-woman sized

[@bladeswillxbleed]

Lmfao yes!! This would be a perfect example of toxic femininity! Oh, well if a comic didn't say it as a joke in her set on stage.

[@Chicodreams]

milf comedy can really only go so far

[@tropicallife4449]

If you don't have anything better... She is pretty good. BUT THERE IS SO MUCH BETTER.

[@KZ_MMA-KZ]

I need to watch some Bill Burr to reset my palate after this broad

[@ludwigwittgenstein1280]

Not true and not fun

[@yukiannie666]

i so agree with her...lol