Making An Adult Film

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Julie Nolke

Julie Nolke

Күн бұрын

I've been tasked to write an "adult" film, it's not as easy as it seems... Get Exclusive NordVPN deal when you go to nordvpn.com/julie
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Writer: Julie Nolke
Actors: Julie Nolke
Camera: Sam Larson
Editor: Sam Larson
Production Assistant: Jill Agopsowicz
Also, join my Patreon for behind the scenes videos, live q&as and early access to videos here: / julienolke

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@davidsigalow7349
@davidsigalow7349 2 жыл бұрын
The biggest problem with "adult films" is that they give young people a misconception as to how quickly the plumber will arrive, even in an emergency.
@utezahn3174
@utezahn3174 2 жыл бұрын
😁😁
@Inaufospotter
@Inaufospotter 2 жыл бұрын
or that your pizza is gonna have enough sausage on it.
@Carabas72
@Carabas72 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, plumbers in adult movie universes have really good reasons to show up ASAP.
@madnessarcade7447
@madnessarcade7447 2 жыл бұрын
🤣 maybe if u bribed them with sex on the phone they’d show up faster
@davidsigalow7349
@davidsigalow7349 2 жыл бұрын
@@Carabas72 "Has the plumber come yet?" "No, but he's got that glassy look in his eyes."
@Justusson
@Justusson 2 жыл бұрын
“Babysitters, stepdads, stepmoms, step siblings,..” You are not wrong 😂 Does that make it a family film, too? 🤔
@iGame3D
@iGame3D 2 жыл бұрын
Coming soon to DisneyXXX FLUBBER With Stepmother!
@mjboutin7224
@mjboutin7224 2 жыл бұрын
Okay now this comment made me laugh 😂
@swagaw3some546
@swagaw3some546 2 жыл бұрын
Man that was extremely funny
@LaQuesaDeMI
@LaQuesaDeMI 2 жыл бұрын
Those are the ones that creep me out. I have to keep scrolling past them! But no one disagreed in Julie’s club…
@matthewdunham1689
@matthewdunham1689 2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@Theo1505
@Theo1505 2 жыл бұрын
They're not wrong. I love how the commercials are like a bonus sketch.
@julienolke
@julienolke 2 жыл бұрын
Surprise!
@unknown81360
@unknown81360 2 жыл бұрын
@@julienolke that was the coolest sponsor bit I've ever seen
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 2 жыл бұрын
I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear el
@IntoTheVerticalBlank
@IntoTheVerticalBlank 2 жыл бұрын
These definitely are all things adults have to deal with they have a chance to fire up red tube.
@Acer113
@Acer113 2 жыл бұрын
Liked the video for the extra commercial! :)
@pedenharley6266
@pedenharley6266 2 жыл бұрын
I was once taking part in a church committee meeting of sweet little old ladies who were trying to think of something nice to do for young parents. They floated providing childcare and an opportunity for the parents to go watch a movie together as a group. They wanted to call this church event “Adult Movie Night.”
@bf5209
@bf5209 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@StuermischeTage
@StuermischeTage 6 ай бұрын
What could go wrong? hahaha
@MaxPower-ke5rq
@MaxPower-ke5rq 6 ай бұрын
Old ladies did and still do get down and dirty
@Beltrancho
@Beltrancho 6 ай бұрын
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
@orolab4048
@orolab4048 6 ай бұрын
Now THAT is a novel adult movie scenario!
@trinaq
@trinaq 2 жыл бұрын
"You wouldn't make a kid watch an adult film about genocide." I stand by that logic!
@julienolke
@julienolke 2 жыл бұрын
Right!?
@robertnett9793
@robertnett9793 2 жыл бұрын
"Watership Down"?
@Hanmerhack
@Hanmerhack 2 жыл бұрын
If you don't teach your kid about genocide they are just going to learn about it on the street.
@gustafrindestal
@gustafrindestal 2 жыл бұрын
But you can make a kid while watching an adult film about genocide
@avanishdutta2658
@avanishdutta2658 2 жыл бұрын
@@julienolke And then take your kids to watch Avengers Infinity war, where Thanos commits a universal genocide. Way to go. 'Claps furiously'
@alej985
@alej985 2 жыл бұрын
I really like that the “I’m an expert on adult videos” joke changes over time in the sketch! That’s good writing!
@FlorianFahrenberger
@FlorianFahrenberger 2 жыл бұрын
I think it's really dangerous to have this meeting take place in the same room as the STDs' meeting earlier this year. One could easily misunderstand this as being about making a dirty movie! I know it sounds crazy...
@jcoulton4
@jcoulton4 2 жыл бұрын
Now hang on, I think that's what this is actually all about. They're trying to make a dirty, adult movie. Afterall, it is every adult's responsibility to make sure that we maintain a clean environment, and good hygiene. Yes, even your step parents and step siblings have to take out the rubbish every now and then. Speaking of cleanliness, they could have the protagonist show what happens when you don't maintain good hygiene. They could even include a segment on Covid. We know that the Julies are specialists in this field, afterall. In terms of STDs though, they could show a steamy scene, but I don't think it's necessary. What's important here, is the dirty, filthy manner in which we conduct our lives, and our adult responsibilities in managing them.
@madnessarcade7447
@madnessarcade7447 2 жыл бұрын
@@jcoulton4 lol
@pitredish76
@pitredish76 2 жыл бұрын
Somebody call Mike Rowe. He Knows how to make a dirty movie. if you know what I mean.
@dvasqo
@dvasqo 2 жыл бұрын
Hey! It's hard in these times finding a good co-working space to have meetings! You do what it's available...or even open, with no mask on.
@jplayer073
@jplayer073 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'd love to see *that* adult film. You know, a bigger focus on political issues or maybe film analysis?
@EnchantedNuns
@EnchantedNuns 2 жыл бұрын
I wanted this sketch to be twice as long, the possibilities for this scenario are endless
@AntrozLPs
@AntrozLPs 2 жыл бұрын
Julie attempting to avoid youtube's community guidlines for 4 minutes straight
@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 2 жыл бұрын
You have 69 likes right now :)
@shadowcat4529
@shadowcat4529 2 жыл бұрын
@@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y now 169 🤣
@erock.steady
@erock.steady 2 жыл бұрын
you have 569 likes at this moment
@my3dviews
@my3dviews 2 жыл бұрын
585 now. 😂
@DarkChaos1986
@DarkChaos1986 2 жыл бұрын
690 right now
@sidekickz2180
@sidekickz2180 2 жыл бұрын
Here's my idea of an adult film: wake up, drink a gallon of coffee, go to work, ask coworkers what they did over the weekend. They answer with boring stories like "did laundry." Or "planted some flowers." The climax is me trying to look interested as I fight the urge to nap. I go home, eat, go to sleep
@BrilliantSunsGaming
@BrilliantSunsGaming 2 жыл бұрын
I will see your adult life and raise you a "that one annoying co-worker that is single and has to tell you about every one of his sexcapades so much so that you basically live vicariously through him."
@inventor121
@inventor121 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot thrilling special episodes of "choosing between rent or food while figuring out how to do taxes", "Do I ask my coworker out or is it sexual harassment?", and "our capitalist overlords demand unpaid overtime"
@sidekickz2180
@sidekickz2180 2 жыл бұрын
@@inventor121 oh, def don't ask any coworkers out. No compliments either
@MaxPower-ke5rq
@MaxPower-ke5rq 6 ай бұрын
@@BrilliantSunsGaming nah. At some point you got to tell them to shut up and you don’t care
@ChristiansPlaymo-Ecke
@ChristiansPlaymo-Ecke 6 ай бұрын
@@BrilliantSunsGaming Worse is the one who does NOT have sexcapades and complains about it.
@SoniasWay
@SoniasWay 2 жыл бұрын
Julie is not just a great actor, she’s a good director as well. Her sketches are always so well presented and edited
@Funky5String
@Funky5String 2 жыл бұрын
I agree, but for the first time, the eye contact threw me off. Julie is looking slightly to the right to across-the-table Julie, who's looking to the left.
@cuckoophendula8211
@cuckoophendula8211 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and I think the editing especially enhances the acting in particular. While I don't know much about editing videos, I'd imagine that it's a key component to get the comedic timing all right.
@samuelluria4744
@samuelluria4744 2 жыл бұрын
Big, BIG things in her future, I'd say...
@harveymalice
@harveymalice 2 жыл бұрын
And well lit, with good audio.
@samuelluria4744
@samuelluria4744 2 жыл бұрын
Tastes Great.
@irkhanbasc
@irkhanbasc 2 жыл бұрын
Somehow, I'm reminded of an old Calvin and Hobbes comic strip that I read years ago. In this particular comic, Calvin was reading a TV guide and the listing for one show said, "Some scenes contain adult situations. Viewer discretion is advised." Calvin looked at this and said to Hobbes, "What's that supposed to mean? 'Adult situations'? You mean like going to a job? Paying bills? What's the problem with that?" In the end, he just left, puzzled and confused.
@jasonflay8818
@jasonflay8818 2 жыл бұрын
I would love to see Julie in an adult film, she would make a great protagonist in a film about a woman registering her vehicle at the DMV.
@toriless
@toriless 2 жыл бұрын
Time to dim the lights ...
@Catherinzsl
@Catherinzsl 2 жыл бұрын
They're writing an adult film, not a horror movie.
@DanielRMueller
@DanielRMueller 2 жыл бұрын
Whoa, that sounds way too hardcore! Way too filthy and disgusting!
@austinjon31
@austinjon31 2 жыл бұрын
It's like the movie Us- but stuck in the DMV
@Dadofer1970
@Dadofer1970 2 жыл бұрын
Video about the difference between an adult film and a #adulting film.
@carends1
@carends1 2 жыл бұрын
Can't get over how good the writing and the directing is. Everything is so on point! Another perfect vidya, Julie.
@6022
@6022 2 жыл бұрын
All credit to Nord VPN actually. Someone there went to Julie and said "We want to sponsor a video" and Julie went "Cool. ...Is it ok if it's about porn and genocide?" and then they went "Yes. Yes, that is completely fine."
@chasbodaniels1744
@chasbodaniels1744 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, funny.
@MrEtnie
@MrEtnie 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't a perfect fit? Porn and VPN? War and VPN? 🤔
@rkah6187
@rkah6187 2 жыл бұрын
Well, that's what I use my VPN for. To read about genocide, I mean. Not for porn. Definitely not.
@larissajoy
@larissajoy 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah VPNs just don't care,, I suggest watching "Dear Surfshark, Please Fire Me" from TomSka & Friends to see what crazy content they greenlit
@icon042
@icon042 2 жыл бұрын
Well they approved the Nordverse on Critical Role so pretty much anything goes.
@blade_monstababy9945
@blade_monstababy9945 2 жыл бұрын
Julie, I’m no creative idea how in the heck you manage all these conversations in your Video work. Wow! Im Impressed. Must be a lot of scripting! Good work!
@MetaphorUB
@MetaphorUB 2 жыл бұрын
Say what you will about her humor, I’m more interested in what she does with all those clones she makes after the shoot is over. It seems dangerous to have that many unlicensed Julies running around.
@robertnett9793
@robertnett9793 2 жыл бұрын
Ah come on. They just get put back in the clone vat. Between her and one Ryan George I believe every Canadian has at least a few of them in the basement.
@madcow3417
@madcow3417 2 жыл бұрын
You won't believe how many clones Anne Reburn leaves running around. It's not just the singers on her videos, she uses them as understudies and crew and everything else. It's like a natural disaster after every video when they're released.
@mattslienkusy5236
@mattslienkusy5236 2 жыл бұрын
@@madcow3417 But have you ever actually seen multiple Anne's in the same shot at the same time?
@Gr33nCl0n
@Gr33nCl0n 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's just a collab with her past/future selfs
@waywardmind
@waywardmind 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe she does what Wheezy Waiter does and tricks them into the crocodile pit.
@terryspier7491
@terryspier7491 2 жыл бұрын
For the first time ever, I didn't skip the sponsor bit. Poem adverts MUST become the new thing. Great idea, Julie!
@SashenkaKun
@SashenkaKun 2 жыл бұрын
See this is why I prefer being blunt as hell. Less confusion.
@robertsanders339
@robertsanders339 2 жыл бұрын
Blunt but still respectful
@RecklessFables
@RecklessFables 2 жыл бұрын
I prefer the term "direct". People almost always say they are being blunt but are actually being rude.
@TheSnowdogsShorts
@TheSnowdogsShorts 2 жыл бұрын
So what are you trying to say? :P Seriously though, I prefer directness, but I find that many people try to find the “real meaning” behind what is said, rather than accept what is being directly said.
@BeingFireRetardant
@BeingFireRetardant 2 жыл бұрын
Being tactful, respectful, and gracious, while being utterly plainspoken and direct... is an art form.
@chongliu646
@chongliu646 2 жыл бұрын
Ain’t nobody confuses adult film with other subjects but one
@polbragulat8012
@polbragulat8012 2 жыл бұрын
The sponsorship is even funnier than the gag itself! Kudos for the effort on every detail! You never stop having that comedy genious for even the smallest things:)
@blueredbrick
@blueredbrick 2 жыл бұрын
The 'gag' hihi
@Ovetupp
@Ovetupp 2 жыл бұрын
I just now realized that being an adult isn't nearly as exciting as my younger self was led to believe. Thanks Julie!
@HariSeldon913
@HariSeldon913 2 жыл бұрын
Yep, when you're young you can't wait to be an adult. When you're an adult you miss being a kid (ok, I'd only go as far back as being 19 again, but close enough).
@FutureCommentary1
@FutureCommentary1 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan Georges has an "adult orientation day" video. You definitely wouldn't want to be an adult after watching it.
@sorsocksfake
@sorsocksfake 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, needing a right to use alcohol should've been a dead giveaway.
@scootsmcgoots1
@scootsmcgoots1 2 жыл бұрын
The skit was good, but honestly the VPN plug was so fresh and simple I actually watched it. That is an accomplishment. Bravo
@chasbodaniels1744
@chasbodaniels1744 2 жыл бұрын
Most charming commercial read I’ve seen in a loooonnngg time!
@julienolke
@julienolke 2 жыл бұрын
💕💕
@TheJ0RD1E
@TheJ0RD1E 2 жыл бұрын
Ya, most sponsored content is skipped by me, but that was fantastic, they really got their money's worth, hope that your stats show that you can charge them more. ;-)
@ryancappo
@ryancappo 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, advertising a VPN is tough, but she did a great job.
@RedChems
@RedChems 2 жыл бұрын
“Thank you guys for coming today” is the best way you could have opened up.
@Dirkus17
@Dirkus17 2 жыл бұрын
It’s important, when producing an adult film, that you do have the right kind of protection. Thanks, Nord VPN!
@toriless
@toriless 2 жыл бұрын
@@chrismullaney9042 either
@SatumainenOlento
@SatumainenOlento 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 Hilarious!!!
@biltreu
@biltreu 2 жыл бұрын
Julie is crushin it. Every sketch is friggin funny af
@GrimTimekeeper
@GrimTimekeeper 2 жыл бұрын
Aww, Shy Julie reading a poem on paper is so sweet!
@milletmongoose
@milletmongoose 2 жыл бұрын
There's something about being an adult that gets me really hot and bothered. Oh yeah, it's responsibility. I really, REALLY dislike responsibility.
@lespukh
@lespukh 2 жыл бұрын
The poem is the best integration I've seen so far. Love the acting, it's hilarious :)
@julienolke
@julienolke 2 жыл бұрын
High praise! Thank youuu😁
@blindleader42
@blindleader42 2 жыл бұрын
@@julienolke So... is "production assistant/intern Julie" going to be a regular character?
@mk1st
@mk1st 2 жыл бұрын
It also reveals why there is such a thing as “quiet paper” that’s used in movies.
@pigpjs
@pigpjs 2 жыл бұрын
No idea how Julie comes up with these great sketches, but she nails them every time!
@shanedemink2966
@shanedemink2966 2 жыл бұрын
I've had that happen more than once. Mentioned a movie had adult content and watched as their minds immediately went there. Which is the opposite of this, but... the same, kind of.
@julienolke
@julienolke 2 жыл бұрын
Same same
@chrismullaney9042
@chrismullaney9042 2 жыл бұрын
I think the word you were looking for is "adult-themed".
@pingidjit
@pingidjit 2 жыл бұрын
That poem though. Best ad I have seen.
@formereverything4268
@formereverything4268 2 жыл бұрын
If Julie really did audition for SNL and they said no, their loss. If she was hoaxing, that itself is a good audition. Maybe SCTV needs to be resurrected.
@miltonchambers8194
@miltonchambers8194 2 жыл бұрын
That is a great suggestion.
@ozywomandius2290
@ozywomandius2290 2 жыл бұрын
Puleeeease!!!
@MrKeychange
@MrKeychange 2 жыл бұрын
She comes across to me as someone who'd make a better host for SNL. Her "it factor" is significantly higher than anyone they have now. Not in terms of overall popularity just yet, but presence. Julie is a star.
@CronoCloudAuron
@CronoCloudAuron 2 жыл бұрын
I still think we need a "The Julies of DeGrassi Street" show with all the Julies, and the theme song should be the DeGrassi Junior High theme with Julie-themed lyrics.
@ianweniger6620
@ianweniger6620 2 жыл бұрын
Joe Flaherty... if you're reading this, please call Julie again and ask if you can do your headcrusher impression.
@CS-dg4dn
@CS-dg4dn 2 жыл бұрын
That took a hard left turn. Well written 👏 👌 👍
@mal042353
@mal042353 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. The sex videos should be labeled as childish & immature! "Adult content" is the serious stuff. U R GENIUS. --Mark
@toriless
@toriless 2 жыл бұрын
Not that type of show but some I have seen some "adult" comedies that should be labeled "for immature audiences only".
@lukeescamilla9386
@lukeescamilla9386 2 жыл бұрын
By far the best promotion inside a video I’ve ever seen like almost as good as the video
@jenniferbates2811
@jenniferbates2811 2 жыл бұрын
Yes!!! Finally🤣👏🏼. I work in an adult store and I'm laughing so much! I've sent this to 2 of my friends who are actual porn stars and they are like can you imagine incorporating the grocery store and the voting!🤣.
@steriopticon2687
@steriopticon2687 2 жыл бұрын
This could be the harbinger of a tectonic shift in the cultural landscape. And we were here to see it.
@moonhunter9993
@moonhunter9993 2 жыл бұрын
cool
@jenniferbates2811
@jenniferbates2811 2 жыл бұрын
@@steriopticon2687 right!? See the change happening
@IceMetalPunk
@IceMetalPunk 2 жыл бұрын
Chad: "Come into the booth with me and I'll show you my... hanging Chad..."
@jenniferbates2811
@jenniferbates2811 2 жыл бұрын
@@IceMetalPunk 🤣🤣🤣! My store doesn't have booths! Other ones in my company do though.
@janbormans3913
@janbormans3913 2 жыл бұрын
I love the way you did the ad. The first time I find publicity for NordVPN appealing!
@russelljohnson4527
@russelljohnson4527 2 жыл бұрын
This is ASTONISHING! your timing and editing are top drawer. I could have easily believed there were 3 Julies in the same room at the same time (except there can be only ONE Julie) Not to mention the writing, too. Brilliant interpretation of the phrase!
@julienolke
@julienolke 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, thank you! 😁
@jvin248
@jvin248 2 жыл бұрын
Impeccable timing on that advertisement wrinkling the paper up to the next section.
@W4L3YT
@W4L3YT 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely loved this. A discussion to clear the ambiguity of the phrase "adult film". I did not see that coming. Heh. Worth the rewatch.
@gunnarthefool
@gunnarthefool 2 жыл бұрын
I have mastered the skill to avoid ads in videos. What a relief - to not use that skill and jest enjoy. Thank you.
@Taurusus
@Taurusus 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Julie, I think I finally understand what the "Adult Themes" tag means on M rated movies. I've been wondering for, like, 20 years. You're doing important work!
@sharayahsunshine11
@sharayahsunshine11 2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣
@quixorotica7363
@quixorotica7363 2 жыл бұрын
Thats the most plesent and endeering sponsor plug I've ever seen.
@JohnDoe-tx8lq
@JohnDoe-tx8lq 2 жыл бұрын
So... did he get his groceries? Or was he too flustered by the donation thing? 🤔 Sounds promising, will be great to see the finished film. 🎬
@gulpbiys5705
@gulpbiys5705 2 жыл бұрын
this kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGqppqF7oM2HhNE .
@JacobKenner
@JacobKenner 2 жыл бұрын
I hear it has a happy ending.
@TheJimmartens
@TheJimmartens 2 жыл бұрын
Why did I love that poem/plug so much?
@isibe1107
@isibe1107 2 жыл бұрын
"So you have a movie for me?" "Yes, I do!"
@reuvencooper8170
@reuvencooper8170 7 ай бұрын
Yes *sir*, I do
@garicrewsen1128
@garicrewsen1128 2 жыл бұрын
Your level of acting skill is nothing short of amazing, in my opinion. You easily sell each character and their respective nuances with really impressive, well studied verbal and nonverbal cues and tics. How has Hollyweird not grabbed you up yet?
@hcutter
@hcutter 2 жыл бұрын
You know when you hear the "adult" film genre one doesn't realize the vast interpretations. Just don't show an adult film to someone who prepared to see something entirely different!! 😱😬🤣🎞
@daedalus5253
@daedalus5253 2 жыл бұрын
Why the last emoji?
@madnessarcade7447
@madnessarcade7447 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@hcutter
@hcutter 2 жыл бұрын
@@daedalus5253 It is a film strip. Adult film. Get it? 🙂
@Ben-rz9cf
@Ben-rz9cf 2 жыл бұрын
I thought we were watching citizen kane but all they did was shove stuff up their ass I'm starting to think i came into the wrong theater
@Starteller
@Starteller 2 жыл бұрын
True Story: When I was very young (maybe 9, in 1979) my mom send me to rent a video. She liked war movies so she looked at the flyer (with names only) and asked me to rent a "Nazi" movie. When I went there the clerk called my mom and warn her it was an "adult" movie. She say it was fine, so I rent it for her. When she got it she realized it was a porn movie. "Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS (1975)" French version I think "Ilsa, la louve des SS"
@celticlass8573
@celticlass8573 2 жыл бұрын
This and Jolly's VPN ad plugs are my favourite that I've seen.
@golfnz34me
@golfnz34me 2 жыл бұрын
I legit have a memory from childhood of driving downtown and seeing the adult book store, and thinking to myself "I can't wait until I'm old enough to read the books there".
@SimonBuchanNz
@SimonBuchanNz 2 жыл бұрын
1. You drove downtown as a child? 😋 2. So, when you were old enough, did you go and read some? Enquiring minds.
@toriless
@toriless 2 жыл бұрын
@@SimonBuchanNz Yeah, he was on his tractor.
@toriless
@toriless 2 жыл бұрын
Not much reading involved.
@dansiva1870
@dansiva1870 2 жыл бұрын
That was the most unique sponsorship to cap it off, I actually stayed
@joshhoehne8281
@joshhoehne8281 2 жыл бұрын
First, there was the thumbnail. Then came the title, followed by a return to the thumbnail. That expression, noting the direction and angle of Julie's gaze, and imagining what she's looking at. Chuckles ensue. Finally finishing with another top notch comedy bit. Now excuse me for a moment, I ssem to have developed a sudden desire to get a VPN...
@SreenivasV
@SreenivasV 2 жыл бұрын
Wow the green screen background keying in this video is soooo good! Usually you see artifacts around the hair but it's impressive how crisp it is here.
@fightinostrich_
@fightinostrich_ 2 жыл бұрын
The Ryan George energy is strong with this one (and that's a good thing).
@dkerlee
@dkerlee 7 ай бұрын
the only ad I've watched for months.
@PeterHollens
@PeterHollens 2 жыл бұрын
OMG you are so awkwardly awesome 4:04 I freaking love it.
@anon_y_mousse
@anon_y_mousse 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many will get this. At least 29, myself included, as I write this comment.
@berberizm
@berberizm 2 жыл бұрын
🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@DRDR-m5r
@DRDR-m5r 6 ай бұрын
Your acting is fantastic, especially playing all three parts. It is spot on.
@glazdarklee1683
@glazdarklee1683 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! I remember watching a television promo by John Wayne from the early 1960s in which he describes a new show called "Gunsmoke" as an "Adult Western."
@toriless
@toriless 2 жыл бұрын
Gunsmoke XXX: A parody
@samhiatt
@samhiatt 2 жыл бұрын
Julie’s sponsor message at the end is gold.
@aaronalquiza9680
@aaronalquiza9680 2 жыл бұрын
Julie must have a very high budget nowadays as she can afford renting a boardroom for her meeting skits. and the props! oh my.. ballin'
@LeSyd1984
@LeSyd1984 2 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the multiple actors...
@DaveStephensEditor
@DaveStephensEditor 2 жыл бұрын
I retired after editing video for 30 years. The audio editing in your videos is excellent. Very effective use of overlapping dialogue.
@mdccxcii6340
@mdccxcii6340 2 жыл бұрын
I love seeing Julie and her clones brainstorm. Such a funny video.
@Thereison
@Thereison 2 жыл бұрын
Not going to lie, this is the first time I've stayed around to watch a sponsored ad on anyone's video. The poem bit worked
@trinaq
@trinaq 2 жыл бұрын
I love how they had to be educated about the definition of an "Adult film". The metaphors are completely lost on them, being blunt would have been WAY more effective! 😂🤣
@thatHARVguy
@thatHARVguy 2 жыл бұрын
And it gets around YT's censor bots.
@adrianrocha49
@adrianrocha49 2 жыл бұрын
"Something you do behind closed doors that involves consenting adults and can involve several people, or even just one." That's obviously videogames, duh.
@toriless
@toriless 2 жыл бұрын
It is called porn. No one would get confused then but that not a comedy bit.
@ryanweible9090
@ryanweible9090 2 жыл бұрын
@@adrianrocha49 i was expecting a board game joke there.
@angshumansarmah1305
@angshumansarmah1305 2 жыл бұрын
I see there humor in the sketch but that poem reading with that expression was priceless
@criticallol3039
@criticallol3039 2 жыл бұрын
It doesn't have to be behind closed doors. It can be out in public, where the thrill of being caught makes it more titillating. Naturally, I'm referring to discussing the adult topics of genocide and politics.
@chrismullaney9042
@chrismullaney9042 2 жыл бұрын
I got caught talking politics in public. It wasn't as fun as I thought it would be.
@ml4790
@ml4790 2 жыл бұрын
@@chrismullaney9042 I consider myself to be left-wing, but when I get caught talking politics in public, it just feels so right. Who cares if they judge me?
@TheJeremyKentBGross
@TheJeremyKentBGross 2 жыл бұрын
@@ml4790 FEELS so right... and the self righteousness that results despite not knowing where you are misinformed, uninformed, and misjudging is what makes that age so cringe to remember.
@mgamaji
@mgamaji 2 жыл бұрын
The stare at 3:26, I'm just died😂😂😂 first sponsored part I haven't skipped in a while in KZbin😂
@EvaDale
@EvaDale 2 жыл бұрын
Next I want to see Julie and Ryan Reynolds make an ad together.
@steriopticon2687
@steriopticon2687 2 жыл бұрын
Sort of a Sandra Bullock and George Clooney vibe
@danielmeldazis5399
@danielmeldazis5399 2 жыл бұрын
The poem was beautiful.
@830927mjki
@830927mjki 2 жыл бұрын
😭That poem touched my soul The sketch was pretty good too I guess * sniffle * ... ... 😭😭😭😭😭
@peka2478
@peka2478 6 ай бұрын
even just the ad alone was worth the like!
@Dan-sc2pi
@Dan-sc2pi 2 жыл бұрын
This skit was great, but the poem was awesome... Julie's facial expressions had me laughing out loud!
@wiretamer5710
@wiretamer5710 2 жыл бұрын
Already on Nord. But think your sponsorship idea was the best sponsorship plug I have EVER seen in 50 years!
@christinemcinnis3933
@christinemcinnis3933 2 жыл бұрын
Julie Nolke is a guaranteed laugh out loud for me every time!
@julienolke
@julienolke 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching 💕💕
@travelsouthafrica5048
@travelsouthafrica5048 2 жыл бұрын
@@julienolke you should have just continued it for a minute more , I wanted to see the manager completely lose it with the other two , I could feel it building up to that moment where she just flies off the handle
@ocsartobi6844
@ocsartobi6844 2 жыл бұрын
This is exactly how I saw this sketch going. And I love it.
@aydndemirors6606
@aydndemirors6606 2 жыл бұрын
0:10 "...part that everybody skips"?? I'll have you know that, for years, I've been waiting for an adult film that can win an oscar with its script
@julienolke
@julienolke 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@avanishdutta2658
@avanishdutta2658 2 жыл бұрын
John barry's mouthorgan Theme of Midnight Cowboy Intensifies.............
@Starteller
@Starteller 2 жыл бұрын
In France, a lot of them did win the equivalent. Examples. Emmanuelle (1974). Story of O
@AdamLoveridgehere
@AdamLoveridgehere 2 жыл бұрын
The earnestness of the ad just makes my heart warm.
@nathanielwiens
@nathanielwiens 2 жыл бұрын
The adult film executive Julie was trying to make, she already wrote 2 years ago called "When you buy adult toys online." I think pizza Julie and studious Julie are just trying to think outside the......"box."
@madnessarcade7447
@madnessarcade7447 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@toriless
@toriless 2 жыл бұрын
I like to keep the "box" happy.
@jfo3000
@jfo3000 Жыл бұрын
Thar was the best ad I've ever heard! I didn't drag to end of it to fast forward. Nord should definitely hire you again.
@darrenalmgren634
@darrenalmgren634 2 жыл бұрын
I’m reminded of the bit from Kevin Smith’s standup thing where he says to his wife “I wanna make an adult film” “you want to make porn?” “Oh no. Well i wanna make that too, but I wanna make adult focused movies”
@hebrewhammer9068
@hebrewhammer9068 2 жыл бұрын
Two Julie's in a video is great. 3 JULIE'S IN A VIDEO IS MAGIC 🙌🧙
@RedBeardReaper
@RedBeardReaper 2 жыл бұрын
This was great on so many levels!😂 & the poem was legit
@chrisvandecar4676
@chrisvandecar4676 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, theater and poetry in one post! Thanks
@woodside4life
@woodside4life 2 жыл бұрын
“Something about genocide?” threw me waaay the hell off.
@ianweniger6620
@ianweniger6620 2 жыл бұрын
The "Ilsa" series of 1970s Nazi torture porn flicks came to mind...
@justaction
@justaction 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve only watch’s couple videos but this is one of my favs so far.
@LautaroQ2812
@LautaroQ2812 2 жыл бұрын
I would actually watch this film. Like imagine it all starts in the sunny valley of "the grocery"... valley. Haven't thought the names. And you're thinking "Oh yes, they'll go at it, c'mon!" and you whip it out but WAIT, now you were about to do it to the idea of donating to a children's hospital... and you're like oh my god this is awful! And then, a fight breaks (careful with the words here) loose and so at some point there is a genocide and you're on the brink of crying your eyes out, very very sad. But SUDDENLY, a very strong army man encounters a very sexy enemy army woman, and when you think it's about to go down, it goes down. But the other down, not the down you were thinking of. Like you're expecting them to go down, but they instead go down... town. I wish we could make horrible ridiculous films like this just to laugh a bit.
@gustafrindestal
@gustafrindestal 2 жыл бұрын
Do you mean down like.. like underground?
@Solkard
@Solkard 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, aside from the genocide one, those all sound like they would work just fine as the story backdrop for pornos. Actually I think there already are a couple based on market shopping and a couple related to voting as well. Can’t really provide links, but I’m sure you would find something with “supermarket” and “voting” keywords.
@LautaroQ2812
@LautaroQ2812 2 жыл бұрын
@@gustafrindestal doing it in a bunker... you sir have good ideas. 👍
@LautaroQ2812
@LautaroQ2812 2 жыл бұрын
@@Solkard I like how you say "aside from the genocide" but not the "donating to children's hospital" hahaha. And no, I don't want to know actually. I was just following up Julie's idea.
@Bravishi
@Bravishi 2 жыл бұрын
Harry Mack been real silent since Julie dropped those Nord bars!
@coolpersonwithcake98
@coolpersonwithcake98 2 жыл бұрын
"You wouldn't make a kid watch Ann adult film about genocide" *allows your kid to watch avatar the last airbender where the firenation commits mass genocide*
@aaronjm94
@aaronjm94 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you guys for coming today! I see what you did there.
@renatocorvaro6924
@renatocorvaro6924 2 жыл бұрын
Speaking as a man who has delivered many pizzas, I have to say that I never understood why so many adult films just turned into sex instead of worrying about being able to pay for my own car, gas, and maintenance because the company doesn't cover anything.
@sanchorim8014
@sanchorim8014 2 жыл бұрын
I expected this skit to be the opposite-the producer wanting an adult film that WASN'T explicit and the scriptwriters having their heads in the gutter. This worked too, especially with the bit about voting!
@WhyArentYouVegan
@WhyArentYouVegan 2 жыл бұрын
That is the single best one of these youtube sponsored ads I've seen performed! I thought you made it just as funny as the skit!
@zach11241
@zach11241 2 жыл бұрын
Okay, thank you guys for coming today. And that’s a wrap!
@johnkornet8188
@johnkornet8188 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely don't want the kids watching those ideas.
@julienolke
@julienolke 2 жыл бұрын
Defs not suitable
@ivanlovesgames
@ivanlovesgames 2 жыл бұрын
The only time I have stuck around to watch the sponsored ad. Also, what a coincidence that all 3 writers (and the poet) had the same nails!
@toriless
@toriless 2 жыл бұрын
oops
@AnonymousNeruon
@AnonymousNeruon 2 жыл бұрын
best nord vpn ad ive seen on this platform
@Rikard_A
@Rikard_A 5 ай бұрын
2:03 oh now I get it! You want a documentary on Sioux people and their dissplacement. I am so good at brainstorming!
@markw4206
@markw4206 2 жыл бұрын
If I ever clicked on a sponsor's link, it would be for Julie Nolke. One day, I will. I vow it.
@garybuettner7920
@garybuettner7920 6 ай бұрын
From here on out, all advertisements should be in the form of an original poem.
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