Man Controlled By Russia Says Germany Is Controlled By Russia

Germany is controlled by Russia, according to the U.S. President controlled by Russia.
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[@naomirmckay3368]

“He is going to defecate over everything, squawk, and walk away.” 😂😂😂😂

[@adarshsirsat9110]

Lovelii fly*

[@OvertheHedge06]

Lovelii Even Faux News is starting to lose it.

[@Chunkboi]

So...basically President 💩’s usual methods.

[@Squashed8Ball]

Maybe Murdoch is waking up to the fact Trump is bad, even for him.

[@utubefreshie]

That was actually pretty brilliant ESPECIALLY coming from Fox news. Lol

[@robashton8606]

Well, we certainly don't intend making it fun for him here in the UK. The blimp is pumped up and ready.

[@ClemonsKunkel]

Rob Ashton Awesomeness thanks a Million. UK is Rocking. I am a pissed-off White Man against baby bone spurs. I am the ....Super Professor's Podcast... On iTunes and other podcast services. You might like to know how we truly Feel. And in one I made Trump an 👽 Alien, couldn't resist from outer space. I love the baby balloon of trump it's beautiful. I am so proud of you Kids, I took a snapshot of it and I tweet it a all the time it's Awesome. Thanks for Helping the USA out. We all must make a better World. The Sickness that is Trump and Puttie Putin must come to a End and the rest of the stupid dictators in the world we must work to remove them all. I am done being a nice guy I'm going after them all. They're going to kill my children my grandchildren and I didn't realize it was this bad. man-made climate change dangerous as hell and if we don't work together we're all doomed. I'm 60 I'm not weak but I am pissed off. Thanks a Million for the Help. We are still HERE and we are mad as Hell.

[@pocarisweet8336]

You might wanna make more than one, cause he might just look up on the opposite direction. Lol

[@lynw1623]

Rob Ashton Oh Rob love your work, am actually orgasmic with a.n.t.i.c.p.a.t.i.o.n. 💝

[@anjie8570]

Rob Ashton Fabulous! 😊

[@dianab9367]

Rob Ashton ; Thank You, UK!

[@jamesryan5034]

Coming back to this to laugh. He was absolutely right. Look at Germany now.

[@SiCPoE]

The people who run this page clearly delete the comments that they don't like on these videos. They need the circle jerk to be kept as strong as possible. I'm sure they'll remove yours as soon as they notice it.

[@assireanahid6748]

So did George W. Bush and Barack Obama.

[@haraldwendland5258]

So who looks stupid now ?

[@jamesrmbron4034]

People voted biden

[@itsmetallicehmetaldetecting416]

@@jamesrmbron4034 and those voters look stupid! Trump was right again! lol

[@somerandomguyfromtheintern480]

@@jamesrmbron4034 You'll notice they're dead silent now.

[@mm0837]

"I LOVE ACCUSING OTHERS FOR MY CRIMES AND THE POORLY EDUCATED STILL BELIEVE IT. SAD!!!"

[@peter12246]

UNSTABLE MORON nailed it!

[@rovvy221]

Works surprisingly good among hardcore republicans, especially pedos.

[@peter12246]

MAGA: michael avenatti great attorney #avenatti2020

[@mm0837]

Ave Ave MY ASS GETTING ARRESTED

[@kirkthiets2771]

UNSTABLE MORON That's better...

[@adumlarp]

When will the nightmare end?

[@ethantemple506]

Adum Larp When Trump is led out of the Whiskey Hotel in cuffs...

[@RIXRADvidz]

when the missile finds AirForce1 in mid-air over the Atlantic

[@ethantemple506]

RIXRADvidz Bit too far. I hate him sure but I don’t want him dead. Just given justice by being tossed in for life for treason

[@freema9246]

Adum Larp not soon enough hun! Not soon enough. #sadly

[@BothHands1]

Hopefully his impact will be lessened in November.. please vote... But the nightmare won't conceivably end for another two years, unfortunately. With the new supreme court nominations, perhaps decades after that..

[@meganfox8729]

..."Contentious is his only NOTE".... SO TRUE STEPHEN, SO TRUE

[@flynnzero9282]

Megan Fox true? Now there is logic.

[@daviddelaney2407]

Jay - No, you're thinking of the Boy Scout Oath. Or possibly Billy Herrington's photo spread in Honcho magazine, I can't tell which. Trump is none of those, and ESPECIALLY not 'confident'; the little voice inside his head is =always= telling him that other people don't like him enough, that not enough know his name, that people think he couldn't possibly score with smokin' hotties, and paradoxically that people will believe anything he says without any repercussions whatsoever. --Dave, you may want to research your nonsense before posting it. I know I do!

[@kitpalmer1583]

Anantavijaya Das we also get our news from literal unedited videos of the President

[@tommylove9270]

Kit Palmer ....Yep just being himself.

[@meganfox8729]

Anantavijaya Das cute retort

[@mats7492]

no one in germany takes anything he says seriously...

[@MrsLizziee]

No one in Europe...

[@LegendNinja41]

that's because we have good education here.

[@___PK__]

Who Colbert?

[@sonic8005]

I sure hope nobody in Germany takes him seriously....

[@___PK__]

Love the "Europe" shills. Wordly touch. Usually placed around three from the top.

[@113dmg9]

Robert Mueller... Where are you??? What are you waiting for??? h e l p

[@flynnzero9282]

113 DmG you know, still trying to find, you know, like actual proof. Unlike Hillary where they had proof and gave her a pass.

[@macylouwho1187]

Flynn Zero my bet is that he’s waiting until “right” before November to release a bombshell that will rock the republicans to their core and outrage the public, who will then go vote. Just a guess, because that’s what anyone smart would do 😉

[@yailentrenhs3314]

MacyLouWho probably. Investigations of this magnitude take time. All the other presidents who were ever investigated took years. The Watergate scandal began early in the morning of June 17, 1972 and in August 1974, after his role in the conspiracy was revealed, Nixon resigned. On July 27, 29, and 30, 1974, the Committee approved three articles of impeachment against Nixon, for obstruction of justice, abuse of power, and contempt of Congress, and reported those articles to the House of Representatives. Congress can charge him, the investigators are suppose to show their findings when the investigation ends and then Congress has to decide what to do. That's how it was with Nixon, that's how it will most likely be in this case as well.

[@AmySorrellMusic]

113 DmG It took two years to get Nixon. His team has to muddle through SO MUCH evidence and so many already guilty pleas, because this is just a very big and complicated case. To be thorough it takes time. Watergate was nothing compared to this. It is a shame Flynn Zero there is totally clueless to history and is not engaging with reality and all those pesky FACTS. Soon, it will be soon. Please, register to vote, register others and use your voice.

[@cnewell76]

Because he has nothing. Sorry, kids. Anyone likening this investigation to Watergate is disingenuous or stupid. "Muh Russia" bullshit had its time... and now it is essentially devolved into mainly being about Manafort doing some money laundering over 10 years ago. It's going nowhere as far as the origins intent, and the plug will be pulled soon on this taxpayer money sink. The police MUST file charges when investigating someone or CLOSE the investigation. 18 months for misdemeanors, 3 years for felony offenses. We're at 2 years now. Two years with zero evidence whatsoever on collusion. It's time to shit or get off the toilet. The NSA has nearly unlimited reach, sophistication, and power; if they had anything, they would have gotten it within weeks.

[@blkswansec]

I'm sure Trump was staring directly into the sun.

[@gregmikulewicz7423]

Looking for master Putin to give him directions.

[@vegadog30]

He was still wondering about that eclipse thingy.

[@cheryltariq]

blkswansec Only MAD DOGS and TRUMP stare directly into the Sun!!!

[@lilaclizard4504]

yeh last pic like that was when he was looking straight into the sun during the eclipse. It probably sent him blind, but his brain's too far behind to have noticed until now

[@somerandomguyfromtheintern480]

So....we've found that it was the Clintons who paid for planting the fake Russian collusion stories (to not address the actual corruption exposed in the leaks) and Russia has invaded their neighbor outright in a war of attrition while Germany is heavily dependent on Russian oil and gas. Not seeing the comedy here.

[@ChainSmoke420]

How's it going now?

[@Waun555]

At least No one, and i mean No one, is taking him serious in Germany. We are Just Happy that Out politicians Like Merkel stay more or less calm and we wait until this orange Scumbag leaves Office, so we can continue our good relationship with the U.S.

[@karinbarger9192]

Thankyou. We ( majority of us) are greatly concerned about his alienation of all of our allies. We are SO sorry that you all( as well as we) are having to deal with this abomination. See you on the flip side! 💞

[@richardwhite688]

While I'm Canadian, not American (thank goodness) you writing this makes things seem a little better.

[@yailentrenhs3314]

Waun555 that's right let's just hope enough of us Americans can vote this person out because trust me a lot of people are going to be voting for him and it will be horrible. I have heard people say that they didn't vote for him last time but they will in 2020 just to go against everyone else. If you know any Americans urge them to vote in 2020 because otherwise he will be re-elected.

[@MarkNante]

as a German I can tell you that everyone is talking about Trump, very, very seriously - Every day. USA is pretty much the NATO and Trump isn't that much away from the truth that Germany is dependent from Russia when it comes to energy. We receive 40% oil, 35% gas and about 30% cole from Russia. These are the facts. So yeah, Trump is a turd, but as usual he has a point. He is right on immigration, unfair trade and hypocrisy of many NATO partners. You wouldn't even have the discussion without him.

[@marcogavagnin771]

Mark Nante Italy also recieves 30% of "Cole" from Russia. We love ourselves some "Coles".

[@stace3664]

Fox said whaaat! 😲

[@NPC_5120]

King Yellowman no that was Roy Moore

[@Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer]

Is FOX turning or did this guy go off script?

[@OvertheHedge06]

King Yellowman thank for reminding me of that South Park episode.

[@Javierm0n0]

i had to look at the channel logo at least 3 times to make sure i was seeing it right xD

[@MrHootiedean]

Lock him up! #InMuellerWeTrust

[@somerandomguyfromtheintern480]

So....we've found that it was the Clintons who paid for planting the fake Russian collusion stories (to not address the actual corruption exposed in the leaks) and Russia has invaded their neighbor outright in a war of attrition while Germany is heavily dependent on Russian oil and gas, and won't help stop the slaughter of Ukrainians. But you know, Leftist heads are stuck up their own asses.

[@ACRC1977]

My condolences to all Americans. I feel your pain...

[@ACRC1977]

Carolyn Smith the worst of all is that even though incompetent, he is a total embarrassment as well.

[@rossimessi1]

And what say you now????

[@worldtransformationfund8294]

@@rossimessi1 they deleted so many comments here. WOW

[@somerandomguyfromtheintern480]

So....we've found that it was the Clintons who paid for planting the fake Russian collusion stories (to not address the actual corruption exposed in the leaks) and Russia has invaded their neighbor outright in a war of attrition while Germany is heavily dependent on Russian oil and gas. Not seeing the comedy here.

[@lemonhead250]

Thank you Stephen please don't stop. America needs you! #keepourconstitutionalive

[@marozasulaiman379]

John Kelly's reaction: OH MY GOD HE F*CKED UP IN THE FIRST 10 SENTENCES!

[@bellesogne]

After his blatant lie about the Florida Congresswoman, I have no respect for Kelly. He sold out 100% and has no loyalty to the United States of America.

[@0649Hayes]

Did you see Pompeo hanging his head???

[@Varrig]

Thanks for uploading this in short order Late Show Staffer! You do important work!

[@flynnzero9282]

Varrig's Channel this is important work? That’s a sad statement.

[@Varrig]

More important than whatever politicians are doing these days.

[@DagobertX2]

That photo is ironic, as he goes against everything good, choosing the exact opposite of what a decent human would choose.

[@theborg2638]

Someone screaming: "Look, a dead bird" Trump (looking up into the sky): "Where ?"

[@karinbarger9192]

The Borg Thanks for making me laugh! Lol I needed that.

[@airstrip1836]

Ha.....who is stupid now?

[@jaychap2667]

VOTE like you’re livelihood is on the line, because it is!

[@robingarrett3171]

Jay Chap you can drop the Lihood part

[@bellesogne]

That picture of Trump looking in the wrong direction really says it all.

[@jamesrmbron4034]

3 years later Germany refused to support Ukraine over Russia

[@itsmetallicehmetaldetecting416]

again Trump was right

[@Volvican]

It's weird. He's doing all of this in plain sight. Openly. And we're left with a comedic talk show host to point that out to everyone. We live in crazyland.

[@rossimessi1]

And what say you now??

[@somerandomguyfromtheintern480]

So....we've found that it was the Clintons who paid for planting the fake Russian collusion stories (to not address the actual corruption exposed in the leaks) and Russia has invaded their neighbor outright in a war of attrition while Germany is heavily dependent on Russian oil and gas. Not seeing the comedy here.

[@naomidenman4808]

You’re my favorite person! Love you Stephen Colbert 💕

[@flynnzero9282]

Naomi Denman you must also like the taste of dog shit.

[@o.b.7217]

Flynn Zero Nope...we let the dog shit untouched - so you can eat it by the spoonful.

[@flynnzero9282]

Ollie B naw, you ate it by the truckloads when Obama was president and now let the media and the democrats feed it to you intravenously. Even members of your party are tired of eating it and walking away. Don’t be stupid anymore.

[@kanoreese1253]

Colbert's Hilarious!👍

[@naomidenman4808]

Kano Reese he is

[@NewMessage]

5:16 When you're pretty sure the Eclipse didn't damage your retinas at all.

[@gwen3010]

National Embarrassment!

[@somerandomguyfromtheintern480]

and yet he was right

[@jamesrmbron4034]

Aged like milk

[@NewMessage]

"That doesn't make sense..." .. considering who is p*ssing on who during that meeting.. You're right.

[@AWARHERO]

Stephen is getting more and more serious about the Trump issue.... "Real Town" was a real opinion and not a comedy show..

[@Asher_Tye]

AWARHERO Noticed that too

[@Willskull]

I wish this show turned 90% serious now because this Trump shit is beyond inhumane, Real Town with Stepehen Colbert, now that wold be a good resistence

[@SomeGuyNamedKeith]

AWARHERO That's because the sad reality is he's managing to wreck the alliances and agreements the US has with other countries, and it's allies are starting to reconsider whether they should be allies or not. If something isn't done, he will completely destroy the America everyone once knew.

[@revfuryfoxfive1857]

After reading your comment I went back to Real Town. It was the same feeling of dread you get when you're being present with a real situation where things could go really badly.

[@utubefreshie]

Because it's really not funny anymore. And I'm not talking about Colbert. (I love Colbert!) I'm talking about the orange turd that's in the White House. In the beginning I thought maybe we could just sail through the next 4 years, he won't manage to get anything done, he's too stupid and inexperienced w this presidency thing. But just 1.5 years in, and everything is just a total clusterf*ck. Trump has managed to wreck America's international relations, immigration, healthcare, the respectability of the office of the president; and he's well on his way to wreck the economy, women's rights and our laws through the Supreme Court. The f*ck is wrong with this country making this guy president? God forbid he turns America into a 3rd world country. MAGA should read: Make America Ghetto Again. That's what he's turning America into and no one's laughing because it ain't funny. Can't wait to kick this impostor out of the White House!

[@andromidius]

Wait... is Russia supposed to be good or bad now? Surely Trump would be happy Germany is dealing with Russia! After all he keeps saying how great his dealing with Russia is. Make up your mind, crazy man.

[@mdudegamer]

Russia is whatever morality it needs to be for Trump to justify insulting whoever he's talking about. If he wants to smear Canada he'll say they should be kicked out of the group and replaced by Russia, but if he wants to throw dirt at Germany he has to say it's a bad thing they're associated with Russia.

[@_Epsilon_]

You guys are clueless. You think it is just Trump, but nope, big part of US non-liberal elites stand behind Trump, their goal is to destroy US's competition by destroying all global institutions that don't benefit US anymore but only make them weaker. As for Germany and Russia. Russia is pretty much provides Germany's energy security and makes Germany's economy competetive, something Trump doesn't want to see, he (and people behind him, and no it is not Putin) doesn't want strong Germany, period. Russia on the other hand wants and needs strong Germany that is not US puppet. Trump asks Germany and others to pay up, he wants worlds money to flow into US production. Make America Great Again and make others weaker, that's the plan. And while all this takes place all you can think about is some imaginary urine tape that some comedian pees in your ears about.

[@somerandomguyfromtheintern480]

So....we've found that it was the Clintons who paid for planting the fake Russian collusion stories (to not address the actual corruption exposed in the leaks) and Russia has invaded their neighbor outright in a war of attrition while Germany is heavily dependent on Russian oil and gas. Not seeing the comedy here.

[@novastorm]

Did not age well.

[@TheHua89]

Hard to believe the generation that beat back fascism, gave birth to the generation that would bring it back

[@samuelvimes5770]

I am still wondering why Spanky hasn´t apologized for attacking unified europe in ´44 yet. There were really good people on the other side...

[@bam4966]

Very well stated!

[@yailentrenhs3314]

TheHua89 something obviously went wrong. Fascism wasn't completely beat. The people that held that way of thinking just waited for the right time. They had multiple children and taught them that way of thinking and feeling. Now they have a person in the white house that talks and feels like them so they feel emboldened. Now we have to start the fight against fascism again.

[@dereklouw4310]

TheHua89 don't worry. He is not there anymore. The movement is falling apart. #walkaway

[@Nethercide]

Alex. Go right ahead. You'll be on the wrong side morally and historically. The orange buffoon is OBVIOUSLY a traitor trying to break up NATO to help Russia, exactly as Stephen just said. Get your head out of your ass and fight with us. These new age repugnants have been playing dirty, so now it's time for the left and independents to as well.

[@RoyBlumenthal]

Trump doesn't play 'Simon Says'. He plays 'Vladimir Says'.

[@somerandomguyfromtheintern480]

So....we've found that it was the Clintons who paid for planting the fake Russian collusion stories (to not address the actual corruption exposed in the leaks) and Russia has invaded their neighbor outright in a war of attrition while Germany is heavily dependent on Russian oil and gas. Not seeing the comedy here.

[@Mila-Nova]

London really got that balloon of Baby Trump right😂😂😂 it embodies Trump in real life

[@stephaniehenry5617]

Camilla M. I wish they can get that baby balloon flown here before he returns to America

[@macronencer]

jo7dan119 Hahaha! What utter bullshit. Good day, sir.

[@Discossister]

Someone's been watching too much fake news...

[@gantmj]

It also embodies the immaturity of his detractors.

[@Discossister]

I'm from London and actually non white people make up about 40%. Nice try though.

[@Javierm0n0]

3:53 has to be the most perfect reaction. LMFAO

[@Chibiko822]

I'm dying too... his face 😐 just the sum of it all! 😂

[@Chibiko822]

I need a gif of that badly! 😂

[@trixiewashington224]

K@RASU Me tooooo. I must have rewinded it at least 4 times.🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@bringthepayne7561]

Javierm0n0 Dude,im commuting home from work and I laughed out loud😄😄😄😄 John,looks the way I've been feeling watching Trump period the last few days.Dear God,that whole clown over seas would be the comedy gold....but its MY country he's making look like a phuck boy.We as Americans just look hilariously sad now😄😁😭

[@NewMessage]

If anyone would know who's being controlled by Russia.. it'd be the guy who was ordered to say so by Russia.

[@Asher_Tye]

Ave Ave #MICMAGA

[@somerandomguyfromtheintern480]

So....we've found that it was the Clintons who paid for planting the fake Russian collusion stories (to not address the actual corruption exposed in the leaks) and Russia has invaded their neighbor outright in a war of attrition while Germany is heavily dependent on Russian oil and gas, and won't help stop the slaughter of Ukrainians, so here we are.

[@handyhippie6548]

that image of cheetolini looking the wrong way is a metaphor for his reign. always focusing on the wrong thing.

[@elenachristian9860]

Baptiste's face!

[@dianefarley37]

WOW. FOX NEWS broadcasted that?! I am officially amazed! 😊

[@lizlorraine463]

VOTE THEM ALL OUT!🇺🇸💪

[@OvertheHedge06]

Liz Lorraine only way to save this damn country

[@go-goakins1489]

Liz Lorraine 👏👍

[@nickedward5778]

Idiots

[@macylouwho1187]

Nick Edward POS Trump ball licker, and for what? Because you hate some Mexicans? Half the country hates you people as much for this-can we evict YOU from the US as soon as we have another “sane” president who doesn’t represent you podunk filth’s immoral belief system??? A sane, logical republican even who doesn’t align with evil dictators while ruining everything with our “decent human being” allies?

[@lucienberl]

Liz Lorraine is that C next to the american flag for communist?

[@kasperjoonatan6014]

Well Helsinki will be a hell for that day, two devils there in our nation's capital :(

[@azoth6641]

Kasper Joonatan Never have the words “Thoughts and Prayers” been more appropriate.

[@brookestarfas9470]

Putin: When he said he was gonna work close with China, Russia signed a $400 Billion dollar deal with China to supply Chinese with Oil. Russia is Now China's LARGEST Oil Supplier. When Putin said he was going to Expand Russia's Energy Markets He went and Built Nord Stream 1 to Germany and Currently working on Nord Stream 2 to finish by 2019. Also, Turk Stream Pipeline is almost done that supplies Oil/gas to Turkey and into Southern Europe. When NATO SPONSORED Ukraine's Overthrow even after many years of Putin warning about the consequences of meddling on Russia's borders, Putin Oversaw the Democratic Referendum of CRIMEA to Rejoin Russia. NATO Didn't do anything about it. Putin said that he was going to MODERNIZE the Russian Military. Russian Military is now close to 65% Modernized and should be FULLY Modernized by 2022. When Putin said Bashar Al Assad was Going to STAY as President of Syria he sent in Russian Military and now the West is changing its mind and Assad is still in Office. So you see, ......Putin DOES NOT BLUFF. .....But he is VERY Calculated. DOES NOT Make Emotional Decisions. Spends years RATIONALIZING Pro's and Con's of decisions before he makes it. He basically took a completely broke country and made it somewhat prosperous without America's help even though he wanted it

[@sandorx4]

That city is so boring so anything happening there will be an improvement.

[@simonsimonovic2072]

Kasper Joonatan So why then you allow that meeting on your territory

[@yailentrenhs3314]

Brooke Starfas I think most Americans know or have an idea of what Putin is. That's why everyone is so worried by how cozy Trump wants to get with Putin. Because we know Putin is not someone you want to underestimate. He is a very smart man that has charm and can convince people to his way of thinking. He learns your way of thinking and them commemorates with you until you don't know what is up and what is down.

[@mickeysmyspiritanimal223]

It saddens me that My fellow American citizens (more specifically, the Republicans who support Trump), cannot see how he behaves on the world stage! 🤭Even GEN Kelly appears to be irritated at the NATO breakfast, when Trump speaks. 😤 What can we do to get trump out of office? The Army is sending me to a red state and I will vote 🗳 blue, but I am only one Soldier 🤗🤔 He is my Commander in Chief, but I am so embarrassed and disappointed 😢 🤮🇺🇸

[@wcgcjd]

Mickey is my Spirit Animal they are busy debunking round earth

[@jmspiers]

They do see how he behaves and they think it's smart. However, every now and then he does something so over the top stupid that even his supporters would go, "Huh?" Fortunately they don't have to have their worldview challenged by such things, because their state run media (Fox and Breitbart) conveniently forget to air it.

[@somerandomguyfromtheintern480]

So....we've found that it was the Clintons who paid for planting the fake Russian collusion stories (to not address the actual corruption exposed in the leaks) and Russia has invaded their neighbor outright in a war of attrition while Germany is heavily dependent on Russian oil and gas. Not seeing the comedy here.

[@user-rc4jz9dy1i]

I'm surprised they didn't delete this video after we found out Germany is completely controlled by Russia's cheap energy.

[@ryanholmes8587]

I can't believe that thing sits at these tables!

[@wendyknox-leet1034]

Quack and fly away

[@jamesdooling4139]

You do realize, on the world stage, our whole nation is little more than a terribly long and horrifically produced episode of *The Jersey Shore* or *Keeping Up with the Kardashians* right now? I have foreigners in my extended family. On both sides. We've become a scary joke...

[@suebarrow5973]

yes you're right. this crap has kept me endlessly entertained for over a year now and I'm a granny on the other side of the world

[@somerandomguyfromtheintern480]

So....we've found that it was the Clintons who paid for planting the fake Russian collusion stories (to not address the actual corruption exposed in the leaks) and Russia has invaded their neighbor outright in a war of attrition while Germany is heavily dependent on Russian oil and gas. Not seeing the comedy here.

[@albevanhanoy]

More Real Town. Real Town is good.

[@BonoboPK]

Real Town would be an incredible segment. Even if only short. John's last visit was rather real town.

[@Bill_Garthright]

Actually, Real Town is bad - very, very, bad. I don't recognize my own country anymore in Real Town. In Real Town, the president is a corrupt, narcissistic, treasonous moron, and the Republican Party doesn't give a crap about any of that, as long as they get what they want (which apparently involves destroying the America I know). Do I want more Real Town? Not really. I think I want some Fantasy Town, like... maybe all of this has been just a bad dream, and my fellow citizens really _weren't_ lazy enough, careless enough, and/or stupid enough to give the Republican Party all this power? Please, tell me that I've just been hallucinating the past couple of years.

[@albevanhanoy]

Sadly you aren't, and taking the sleeping pill won't help. Real Town is the waking pill. (Not sure about which is red and which is blue anymore xD .)

[@josephprouse8146]

Move to Real Town, which is apparently where my faith in humanity disappeared to

[@TheChuchurocket]

Colbert could almost be a genuwine political commentator. I liked that. You can feel his passion for this

[@DarqueQueen7]

I love going overseas, but The Orange One just makes me want to stay home and hide under my covers. Steven? You and Jon Stewart are invited....

[@firststepshardest1656]

I used to feel sorry for Melania. But she's just as guilty as he is. Unless that smile she has is drug induced... I know, if I was her, I'd need to be heavily sedated to stay his wife..

[@rebeccam1555]

I really like Colbert’s comedic styling in this scene!!! Like, a lot a lot! His analysis, which included humor, but was not the main focus, was a lot more enjoyable, pointed and witty than his normal comedic style

[@mlghelp2day]

Rebecca M I agree with you. He's done quite a few of his monologues like this one. His physical comedy, his facial expressions, his impressions are on point...etc. It just amazes me how he always out does himself every time. I do like James Corden, Jimmy Kimmel, and Jimmy Fallon too, but Steve tops them all as far as late night show comedian hosts. He's the whole package. Hilarious!😅 He's been nominated for an Emmy award this year, which I believe he WILL win. I WISH my family and I could go to his show and see him.🙄

[@joanneswartzberg8851]

He kills.

[@malrose517]

I've got to agree--he makes me laugh (which we all desperately need to do in such an Outer Limits situation as this nation is in), but he also makes me feel empowered in a serious way. The only other comedian ( IMHO) that matches him (different style but spot-on sharp and hilarious) is Seth Meyers. Kudos to both, along with their writing teams. March on!

[@DreamMachinesross]

shes braindead

[@TheInternetFan]

3:21 "It's not just journalists who have noticed, so has FoxNews." That subtle joke!

[@pschroeter1]

Trump's Putin meeting is the easiest because all he has to do is keep his mouth shut and get his new orders.

[@ACGreyhound04]

pschroeter1 - Trump can’t follow orders. Putin isn’t using Trump as an agent so much as a human Molotov cocktail - A very blunt and destructive TOOL for the destruction of the Western alliances that have contained Russian ambitions since the end of WWII.

[@ultrainstinctgrey9184]

I think he's going to open his mouth receive putin than fly away like a seagul

[@w.r.bagamaspad2758]

Captive of Putin. Everything Trump says is the reverse. Like quote:,"I'm smart. Of course he's not. He was outsmarted by Kim Jung-Un. Germany is a captive of Russia. He is. and more.

[@o.b.7217]

pschroeter1 :"...keep his mouth shut..." --- Ah come now,...we all know he'll open up and say "aaah".

[@jwoolman3425]

pschroeter1 - My theory is that Trump will go into his private meeting with Putin carrying an empty briefcase and come out with a heavy briefcase loaded with .... well, “something.”Alternatively, every pocket and his underwear will be stuffed with $1000 bills, so notice if he looks a lot bulkier on exit. I assume POTUS doesn’t get searched at the airport....

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

The only turmoil in the UK is because trump's coming here. Everything else will be sorted over a nice cup of tea.

[@australien6611]

Mandy B brexit seems to be screwing things up politically at least a little bit

[@paddleduck5328]

Can’t wait to see the pictures of the 30,000+ protestors!

[@TyphoidBryan]

Mandy, please, stop that man at the airport.

[@TheDreamtheaterlover]

And I’m An American Idiot is a hit again

[@cev12]

I was not going to comment, as usual, in silent appreciation of the truth exposed in these monologues (and for the humor that lightens our despair), especially this one. But I think it's important to say that what Colbert is doing with his position is exceptionally commendable. So few with an audience are taking a stand for truth today, when they are in positions to do so. And for Colbert to speak truth, especially in that atmosphere, takes guts. Thank you, Colbert.

[@yardleyyardley2631]

Colbert speaking the truth about what???? What idiot unpatriotic buffoon he is?

[@somerandomguyfromtheintern480]

So....we've found that it was the Clintons who paid for planting the fake Russian collusion stories (to not address the actual corruption exposed in the leaks) and Russia has invaded their neighbor outright in a war of attrition while Germany is heavily dependent on Russian oil and gas. Where's your so called truth now? The waste bin.

[@williamkinsey4979]

I love this guy truly the successor for letterman! LOL

[@Emperor_Palpatine_66]

*Good... Good...*

[@aqua20295]

👌🏻

[@abdimohamud5252]

Emperor Palpatine sup palps

[@TimeandMonotony]

So this is how democracy falls....

[@sd501st5]

"So this is how democracy falls...." ... being pooped and thunderously farted on by a seagull with a bad hairpiece.

[@jackjackson3591]

It’s treason than

[@chachacha0011]

Auf Wiedersehen, Drumpf.

[@seriesjunkie0074]

Lava Lover Nein, auf NIMMERWIEDERSEHEN!

[@joemeatballs3694]

Normally Mr. Drumpf, I would say "auf wiedersehen". But since what auf wiedersehen actually means is, till I see you again, and since I never wish to see you again to you sir, I say, *goodbye.*

[@chachacha0011]

Serienjunkie 007, I stand corrected, lol

[@somerandomguyfromtheintern480]

So....we've found that it was the Clintons who paid for planting the fake Russian collusion stories (to not address the actual corruption exposed in the leaks) and Russia has invaded their neighbor outright in a war of attrition while Germany is heavily dependent on Russian oil and gas. Welcome to WW3.

[@defiante1]

Funniest Jon Baptist has been and he didn't say anything.

[@robertbogan225]

Ralath Aka Defiant he should stick the making faces that way no one has to talk to him because he has nothing funny or interesting to say he's the weakest part of the show.

[@blairmettam7642]

The other country’s leaders must look at Trump and think ‘Who ARE you?’

[@bradleygoldman1468]

Blair, I believe that the first thought would be 'Surely he can't be as stupid as he seems?' only to then think 'Who ARE you?' when he opens his mouth!

[@somerandomguyfromtheintern480]

So....we've found that it was the Clintons who paid for planting the fake Russian collusion stories (to not address the actual corruption exposed in the leaks) and Russia has invaded their neighbor outright in a war of attrition while Germany is heavily dependent on Russian oil and gas. Not seeing the comedy here.

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

It will be so much easier to meet putin, -wasn't that what trump said during his last rally, when he trash talked NATO ? Naturally, it will be. putin will probably start with; "You know, trump, I simply cannot get over your enormous inauguration crowds, I have never in my life been so impressed as when laying my eyes upon those crowds, I will forever be in awe. Please, do tell me all about it again..! " And he will benignly let trump rant on, about that and everything else. He will nod admiringly as trump boasts, and smile understandingly as trump slanders his own staff, mocks his own voters, and berates his own intelligence agency, slipping in a little praise here and there until he has milked trump of all possible information. Yeah, putin is so much nicer than that disrespectful NATO gang.

[@0649Hayes]

t-RUMP"S inauguration !!! What a joke !!!

[@jimmyphillips3649]

camelshit your so cute, can't you come up with a comment that's not so childish?

[@somerandomguyfromtheintern480]

So....we've found that it was the Clintons who paid for planting the fake Russian collusion stories (to not address the actual corruption exposed in the leaks) and Russia has invaded their neighbor outright in a war of attrition while Germany is heavily dependent on Russian oil and gas. Not seeing the comedy here.

[@itsdonaldo]

"The brain more important than the mouth is the brain." ~DJT

[@Squashed8Ball]

itsdonaldo So, so, unbelievably insightful. Deep and meaningful just doesn’t cut it when describing the Orange Genius’ words.

[@Alexandersupertramp9875]

To bad his mouth is connected to his ass!

[@somerandomguyfromtheintern480]

@@Squashed8Ball So....we've found that it was the Clintons who paid for planting the fake Russian collusion stories (to not address the actual corruption exposed in the leaks) and Russia has invaded their neighbor outright in a war of attrition while Germany is heavily dependent on Russian oil and gas. Not seeing the comedy here.

[@cristinasolano6487]

Sean Batista's face😂😂😂😂

[@rebeccam1555]

For once, I actually EXTREMELY liked Colbert’s analysis!!!

[@somerandomguyfromtheintern480]

So....we've found that it was the Clintons who paid for planting the fake Russian collusion stories (to not address the actual corruption exposed in the leaks) and Russia has invaded their neighbor outright in a war of attrition while Germany is heavily dependent on Russian oil and gas. Not seeing the comedy here.

[@P1DiscoGina]

You mean, "Manbaby controlled by Russia..."

[@ruthdepew7212]

Manbaby is about to see his big beautiful balloon.

[@lucienberl]

Daisyville so he is comtrolled by russia? How do you control a billilnare? Btw he may have just taken 400 billion from russia. Now if the russians control Trump they are now pissed off. Which makes you a total conspiracy paranoid brainwashed freak.

[@lucienberl]

ruth depew the people are going to stop that ballon. Watch.

[@P1DiscoGina]

lushin burl Blackmail, pendeja! But you already knew that, didn't you, "Lushin Burl". Hahaha. Nice name. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Shyhalu]

Manbaby? The alt left neo feminists are the ones whining and crying about white privilege, sexism, racism, etc.

[@muuuuuud]

"I have an agent and he doesn't do as much for me as trump does for putin."

[@somerandomguyfromtheintern480]

So....we've found that it was the Clintons who paid for planting the fake Russian collusion stories (to not address the actual corruption exposed in the leaks) and Russia has invaded their neighbor outright in a war of attrition while Germany is heavily dependent on Russian oil and gas. So, you know. D party loons.

[@dcrazypersiancat]

Hahahaha I laughed when they focused on Jon Baptiste's poker/ disgusted face at 3:53!!! Hahahaha

[@ViteloElyos]

Haha the way Stephen pronounced "Der Spiegel" :D

[@aishx]

Donnie: Yes! I'm the puppet

[@sameergolkonda1280]

"I know you are but what am I?" - Trump probably

[@SecretEyeSpot]

"i would think.. everyone would think" exactly

[@ronmantei966]

The flyover picture, really does, say it all

[@go-goakins1489]

Stephen Colbert is the man! Hilarious 😂👏😎👍

[@somerandomguyfromtheintern480]

So....we've found that it was the Clintons who paid for planting the fake Russian collusion stories (to not address the actual corruption exposed in the leaks) and Russia has invaded their neighbor outright in a war of attrition while Germany is heavily dependent on Russian oil and gas. Not seeing the comedy here.

[@Rocketman1292]

First Trump goes to Brussels, then England, then to Hell... for a layover, then finally to Helsinki.

[@roneit]

Did he just say "It was not just journalists who noticed, but also Fox News"? That subtle burn that nobody in the audience caught it.

[@cliffy236]

that look of reaction on John's face was priceless...

[@3dfreak2000]

During the flyover show, he was looking to the opposite side waiting for the Russian planes parade.

[@andrewchampy5222]

That was literally the funniest thing that Batiste has ever done on the show, maybe he shouldn’t talk more often.

[@matlew1960]

I live in Germany. Please Please Please Take him back!!!

[@___PK__]

Matthew Lewis Not until you eject Merkel.

[@harrydepova8896]

yeah... eject Merkel and have her come lead the USA... I'll give you every dime I have and the shirt I'm wearing if you keep Trump.

[@Lucius1958]

I feel your pain. However, we don't want him any more than you do: maybe North Korea will take him?

[@harrydepova8896]

What if we borrow Angela Merkel to just to finish out Trumps term. Then we promise to give her back when done and we'll buy everyone in germany a nice steak dinner or something.

[@RobFlaxMusic]

Bonus fun from Jon Batiste at 1:12 where after the "full bladder" joke he busts into the Thelonious Monk tune "Trinkle Tinkle." It's the little things... #jazzjokes EDIT and then at 3:07 the "On Broadway" quote for the agent!

[@heatherm2140]

Rob Flax ...and "Fly me to the moon" at 5:23 :)

[@everycoLor_312]

2:47 is that Melanie trying to smile?

[@Chibiko822]

amy, she can no longer move her face from too much botox I bet is the reason. 😬lol

[@madmesmith5187]

Does he have too come to the uk please take him back we don't want him/it whatever, please we will give you the baby balloon to taunt him with :)

[@australien6611]

Madme Smith you guys gotta put those blimps into production, just brilliant !

[@madmesmith5187]

Everyone in america should have one,he may get the hint then :)

[@Tustin2121]

I very much appreciate that Real Town bit.

[@entertain7us148]

John's reaction shots are priceless.

[@AlizaJayne]

‼️Human air horn ‼️

[@EGGYMAC702]

aliza goehner hence his name trumpet 🎺

[@mavendeo]

Ryan Smith "Yo momma" jokes? Really?

[@throatwobblermangrove4597]

Trump's brain is a pile of senile, syphilitic mush.

[@jacobblack6707]

Trump 2020!

[@jacobblack6707]

Trump Smash NATO Abomination! And Putin iron man as well!

[@TheReal008Zulu]

Reporter: Isn't your saying that Germany is controlled by Russia, like the pot calling the kettle black? Trump: I wouldn't know, I don't see colour, because federal agents lock them up in Walmart before I have a chance to see them.

[@daviddelaney2407]

Jay - Have you actually encountered sarcasm before? --Dave, or condescension?

[@TheReal008Zulu]

Calm down there Russian Bot, I'm sure Putin won't delete you if you don't convey you Trumpsucking love adequately.

[@somerandomguyfromtheintern480]

So....we've found that it was the Clintons who paid for planting the fake Russian collusion stories (to not address the actual corruption exposed in the leaks) and Russia has invaded their neighbor outright in a war of attrition while Germany is heavily dependent on Russian oil and gas. Not seeing the comedy here.

[@silverlve70]

03:52 John's expression is most of us watching the news on a daily basis.

[@danaripley1200]

Brother looked like he could see the Seagull analogy very clearly. lol!

[@dawnadriana1764]

I just sit here and can't laugh. I love Stephen and looked forward his humor. But I am typing this and tears are running down my cheeks. Maybe I can laugh again tomorrow, but not tonight. Because I realized just how much I love my country. And I feel like it is dying right before my eyes.

[@paddleduck5328]

Dawn Adriana, chin up sister. It’s alarming and disheartening, but you’re not alone. We’ll get through this.

[@TradeRoboticscom]

Dawn Adriana, totally identify with the feeling. Concentrate on the likelihood the truth will be found by Mueller and we will regain some sort of normalcy - hopefully you'll feel better.

[@DaveGIS123]

Dawn, as a Canadian I can't vote in your election but I really, really hope you and your fellow Americans make the right choices in November and in 2020.

[@yailentrenhs3314]

Dawn Adriana we will get through this. Mobilize and vote because he will be reelected. Congress most likely will not act after Muller shows his findings and he will run for office and he will win the primary. For some reason republicans are not fighting this president and I just want to make sure everyone understands what is on the line. We have to vote or we will regret it.

[@somerandomguyfromtheintern480]

So....we've found that it was the Clintons who paid for planting the fake Russian collusion stories (to not address the actual corruption exposed in the leaks) and Russia has invaded their neighbor outright in a war of attrition while Germany is heavily dependent on Russian oil and gas. Not seeing the comedy here.

[@laur2139]

John’s face though 😂

[@Tacoma206]

"it was the last one" lol I agree Stephen.

[@cubangal1]

love the seagull analogy!!!!!!!so appropriate....

[@crispy7335]

0:59 actually if you look at the other setups, that glass of trumps is an empty water glass. he never got the orange juice because hes too scared to hold the cup and have people make fun of his hands being the same color. Like a chameleon.

[@Cerb11]

He also demanded to raise defence spending to 4% of GDP. In Germany´s case that would currently be 130 Billion Euro. Germany would be number three in defence spending in the world, after the US and China, and spend more than twice what Russia is spending at the moment. I know he is using that to antagonize the former US allies at NATO, but his Russian masters (and most of Europe) wouldn t be too happy if Germany went „yeah, okay“. An increase is necessary though. Clearly, the US are no longer an ally to rely on.

[@hoobymarburg167]

A totally idiotic demand by this charlatan moron to increase the military budget to 4% as you said it would be approx half of our financial national budget. Where to take that absurd money from. Pay no pensions, health care, education, social care, infrastructure aso and spend it on the US industrial military complex? Impeach him, how long do we still have to wait? Is the US checks and balance really working? I doubt it. The worst mob president of all times.

[@LegendNinja41]

Jay Arre but Germany is not a nation who has military bases in every fucking country around the world, nor do we participate in every fucking conflict and war like the US does. is that what you want? if we increase our military budget to 1.8% of our GDP that would be fine for me, 2017 it was about 1,6. then we would be the 5-7th nation in terms of highest spending on military.

[@Cerb11]

Jay Arre As I said, an increase is necessary to create a more capable defence force. 4% are ridiculous for that purpose, since the potential threats spend much less and Germany has European allies. 8% are insanity. Germany's imperial days are thankfully over. The US are the only remaining super power and use their military all over the world to project power. Of course they have to spend an insane amount of money. Probably 50% of GDP once they create their star force...

[@somerandomguyfromtheintern480]

So....we've found that it was the Clintons who paid for planting the fake Russian collusion stories (to not address the actual corruption exposed in the leaks) and Russia has invaded their neighbor outright in a war of attrition while Germany is heavily dependent on Russian oil and gas. Not seeing the comedy here.

[@oinonio]

This segment is gold. And, Stephen articulates Timothy Snyder perfectly.

[@carolyngrinberg6889]

"...squawk like a seagull and fly away." Stirewalt, that was brilliant.

[@BrOfOz]

#ReleaseThePeePeeTapes !

[@anzarne]

Nice addition, Jon 👌

[@luisdissett5655]

Just another case of the pot calling the ... wait, not the kettle. It's the pot calling the glass of milk "black".

[@musicalneptunian]

4:00 Squawk!!!!! Chippies!!!!!!!!!!!!