Motivational Joker Community

[@derek2678]

"Sometimes you gotta open a window, to close a window" -jaker

[@d3generate804]

Thats actually quite deep

[@serjtankian5474]

Queue New Magic Wand

[@jakoblampert3447]

Sometimes you gotta break a window to get that Xbox...

[@alexwest2280]

I need to get her out of the picture

[@serjtankian5474]

greenbig al she’s really fuckin up my frame

[@vanillaicecream445]

"Having a billion dollars is like having a dollar, but a billion times" -Joker

[@paganmin8124]

I can confirm

[@amanimango]

woW!

[@stepbruh2327]

mAtH

[@impolitedirector3595]

METH

[@andymcclurg9916]

Good one

[@affordablenuggets1943]

“When I was your age, I was your age” - the Joker

[@nothinghere6410]

Idk why I'm laughing so hard

[@falcofan18]

thats literally me omg....

[@ToxicSkull0]

Bro I thought you’d be oldr

[@marcury4137]

TS0 that’s what he said

[@dusk6634]

"When I was your age, you were my age" - the Joker

[@Almuso10]

“It’s all shits and giggles, until someone giggles and shits” -Joker

[@sr.brigadeiro7718]

Nice

[@zannchristo]

Nice

[@Zxtsujin]

Nice

[@denver.3715]

Nice

[@blackbaron6505]

Nice

[@brownie4032]

“If you’re drowning, just drink the water” - Barack Stalin

[@otsari7351]

@ if you're unemployed, just get a job

[@rox1419]

That Random Guy if you're dying, just live

[@nocow4167]

If you have a drought just make some clouds

[@Callsign-Cobra]

I mean your not wrong

[@ToxicSkull0]

If you’re you, then don’t you

[@mikediaz6783]

“I’m The Joker, baby” -The Joker, baby

[@arkhanhind2613]

Now I want a Baby Joker movie... and it's your fault.

[@QuartzIsAnOxide]

Hi, "Joker, baby" I'm dad

[@dotsydude]

“I’m the Baby Joker” -Baby joker

[@thebeesechurger751]

Train Joker anyone?

[@Patches_Gaming]

@@dotsydude: I'm the baby choker.

[@user-xj1pj8ce9q]

“If you’re homeless, buy a house” - Joker.

[@urmomgayahaha]

*you're -joker

[@blueblipblock2096]

"if your starving eat some food" Joker (4732 AD)

[@AstarionsBoyfriend]

@@blueblipblock2096 you're*

[@blueblipblock2096]

@@AstarionsBoyfriend it's purposely dumb I mean the year literally says 4732 AD that's 2000 years in the future Tldr the joke is supposed to be bad

[@bando3107]

How do people not know the difference between your and you're?

[@LMAO_And_Forever]

“It’s better to Piss in the Sink, than to Sink in the Piss” -The Clowner

[@LoKing1337]

Thats some deep shit bro

[@drip-luc2113]

@@LoKing1337 more like....deep piss

[@oyungogdfrust4136]

The funniest comment in this comment section

[@incognitojon902]

That’s actually a good one

[@aeoligarlic4024]

He's got a point

[@houseofsalt2873]

"Don't trust anybody... even sugar looks like salt..." -Joeker

[@dottyastercapasloke2739]

That actually ain't that bad

[@Minah_xx]

I snorted this is hilarious lmao

[@bigfridge1517]

Who’s joe

[@sho5a5_fera5]

Pepe Silva who's joeker

[@pissandcornflakes9119]

cocaine

[@Web4Brainz]

“ exercise i thought you said extra fries” - Joker

[@popapo-spuds]

I have a shirt of Garfield saying that

[@crunchy1547]

/ The_Big_Sewer_Rat \ can i have it

[@ContactDeadAhead]

the background on my old ass dell pc was a pug with that quote on it when i was like fucking 7 years old

[@tpomr1837]

A M I hate Mondays

[@nius3471]

- minion*

[@smallchild1545]

"The key to success is to succeed" -Joker

[@iexistdotcodotuk2558]

"The key to murder is killing someone." -Joker 2001

[@myrusEW]

Absolutely inspiring holy shit

[@smallchild1545]

@@myrusEW im something of a martin luther king myself

[@KFCGAMING55]

"Want thing? Go get thing" ‐Jokur 1945

[@rakkstabber1536]

“80% of boys have partners, the rest are nerds” - Joker 2020

[@yoshikagekira120]

"Girls give me headaches, Boys give me head." -Joker

[@somewhereabovetheclouds999]

Lmao

[@peepeepoopooshidfard100]

gigachad grindset

[@user-mg7wh8zq6v]

YOOOOOO 💀

[@staciefreshener4032]

not the kind of lead we wanted to know about

[@iasked4692]

​@@staciefreshener4032 I did

[@usaccdecks8363]

"If you close your eyes You won't see" - Joker 2069

[@shu830]

I'm the Joker baby

[@yaeven4943]

O M G I got chills from this

[@lawabiding9152]

Deep

[@moodydolphin7325]

for some reason i heard that song that had that lol

[@bernardoromero5009]

"sometimes you have to open a door to get in" - El Bromas

[@gonzabruh3183]

"Looking at a wall is like looking at a window, but instead of a window it's a wall" - The Joker, 2020

[@defunctaccount9803]

Joseph grinning like that makes me want to die

[@cidinhanascimento3577]

changed my life😟😳✊✊

[@DrRAZI99]

You killed me dude 🤣🤣

[@unhealthydoppio9917]

This killed me 😍

[@Alexa-pc6ux]

So deep😢😢😢

[@thebruheternal3654]

"Being gay is gay because when you're gay, you're gay and that's gay" -Jester

[@hunterlg13]

Being male is gay, mate. You have a oui oui pp touching you at all times. Or just chop it off like a thiccc brainer?! -rockerstockingjocks

[@reallyoriginalusername4574]

So I better go and chop my pp then

[@dadi176]

@@reallyoriginalusername4574 yes exactly, did u do it?

[@reallyoriginalusername4574]

@@dadi176yes It did hurt for a few days and then u have to sit to pee

[@Vexthewolf03]

Who knew

[@davieboy86]

“It was technically legal, because 6+6+6 is 18” -Mr Society Man

[@lyndislegion287]

Oof

[@aravinds3846]

Commenting so this goes to the top.

[@anormalguy511]

Holy shit this is brilliant

[@calkestis5817]

Underrated

[@mediy0]

Woah

[@elihogan5964]

"Todays the day, A N A L" - Charlie 2020

[@ayeobi342]

yep, that’s what he said

[@everardosalvador-martinez49]

Such an inspiring qoute

[@alowlyncrranger7312]

Jaime bro?

[@Irrelavant__]

no joke but I would actually put this quote on my wall

[@jf1376]

Oneday

[@kujojotarostandoceanman2641]

"I promise she said she was 18" -Joker

[@mastershooter64]

FBI!! OPEN UP!

[@zenx3855]

-CallmeCarson

[@youxoli1030]

-Mini Ladd

[@tyrantt-1004]

"Age is just a number" Joker

[@veroxys]

-cryaotic

[@P1T9GotSaved]

"You work for the company that hires you." -Societal Jacques

[@ubeii]

@Vihaan his pp didn't move wym?

[@WompwompPI]

@@ubeii his pp is hard

[@BasiliskDark536]

@@ubeii PP BIG AND HARD

[@zxbs_e]

@@ubeii pp hard and ready

[@f1shyspace]

I’m the 1k like1!1!

[@Y0za]

"Everybody lives a life. But no one actually gets a life" - Joker

[@k3kli0n12]

'"She was 18 in dog years" -the Joker

[@sentientmustache8360]

Holy fucking shit she was 126 years old what the fuck

[@joshuawinans5220]

@@sentientmustache8360 No, she was 2 and a half years old

[@sentientmustache8360]

@@joshuawinans5220 Isn’t 1 human year 7 dog years?

[@yagnikbose8973]

@@sentientmustache8360 ya that's why the age in human years should be 18 divided by 7 which is approximately 2 and a half human years...

[@sentientmustache8360]

@@yagnikbose8973 Ohh ye i got it wrong *that’s even worse*

[@casho.8110]

“say peacock, and nobody bats an eye. Say poopcock, and society goes wild” -Jockstrap

[@kanyenortheast8682]

This made me start bawling immediately this says so much about society

[@spacey4216]

I’m going to kill myself after reading this comment

[@dreadfulman5191]

Now this is a joker quote I can get behind

[@lykeprice9239]

I-

[@twisthermind2514]

🐍 🐍 sssssocietieeeee 🐍 🐍

[@saltyduckie]

"what if pokimane was bald, that would be funny i think" -the joker

[@Mr.clean666]

That would be funny

[@kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214]

@@Mr.clean666 me too

[@topcoppelion6626]

The punchline though

[@bruh......2005]

@@topcoppelion6626 "There is no punchline" - The Joker

[@softwet6393]

"Alexa play Pokimane fart compilation 4k" -Joker

[@zackzallie8735]

"If you close your eyes, you can't see" - Jokester Jotaro

[@yra253]

not funny but its a jojo reference so I liked your comment.

[@zackzallie8735]

@@yra253 i take that as a compliment

[@EvilDaBlobba]

*Duu you undahstando?*

[@yra253]

@@EvilDaBlobba YES I AM!

[@olezka_dostoevsky]

omg jow jow!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gmblin]

"If you water water with water, it grows" - jokre

[@abovemortals]

lmfao underrated

[@Happy-Pansexual-Imp]

Holy shit

[@DrRAZI99]

El Yoker

[@Gwyn1stborn]

jokre lmao

[@gmblin]

@Arthur __ is that you...my long lost TWIN?!?! I thought I was separated from you in the most cursed comment section

[@spazmaster6731]

"These Jordans are fake." -Joker, 2019

[@guitargatekeeper]

Lmaooo

[@lilalazarini7681]

“Why the fuck are you wearing mids.” -Joker,1981

[@realvampcristi8044]

@@lilalazarini7681 but some mids are fire fr 😳

[@lorenzouria8849]

“Poo is always with pee but pee isn’t always with poo” -The joker

[@mrperfectcell1350]

I would've liked but it's already at 69 likes . Sorry Edit:I also liked after 71

[@Qwerty-jc3so]

i ruined the perfect 69 BWAHAHAHA

[@lorenzouria8849]

Smile :D did you?

[@Qwerty-jc3so]

@@lorenzouria8849 Lol at least I caught you liking your own comment xD

[@drayle]

Isn't it the opposite ?

[@monsterjamin24-79]

“Sometimes you fall asleep when you are awake and sometimes you wake up when you are asleep” -Joker

[@notserp1836]

So deep 😔 Jk

[@chickenisgood9729]

"Don't spell poop backwards" -Joker

[@emrafighifari2675]

What does poop spell backwards?

[@butapeta]

@@emrafighifari2675 poop

[@datbat1175]

Sex

[@oongaboonga9481]

Sorry lord i have made a sin, please take my soul in order to forgive my useless interiors.

[@eifl_]

qooq

[@oldaccount3591]

“Taking the red pill is better than taking the blue pill because taking the blue pill means you are not taking the red pill.” -Joker

[@abovemortals]

lmfao xDDD

[@staywackzach]

Wow, this, is peak comedy right here

[@elcreyo]

Taking the red pill is better because taking the blue pill means you have erectile dysfunction.

[@Dk-ie4te]

'I am 14 and this is deep'.

[@krispyhoe2126]

Deep

[@santiagobaublis7238]

"Sometimes, you'll have to open the door to get inside" -Joker 2020

[@mr.bojangles9215]

SanTox91 omg I’m adding that to my list of bad ass joker quotes it’s so deep

[@Fakedeath84]

Just when you think you riddled the riddler, turns out, he actually riddled you.

[@Fakedeath84]

Whenever you feel like people think you care what they think about you, start making death threats.

[@Fakedeath84]

People be thinking we ain't be living in a society, but we do.

[@starkller919]

Sometimes you gotta close the door to open the window

[@thecollector427]

"We don't live in a society, we live among a lot of people." - Joker

[@dogemcdogeface7901]

“Stop quoting me” -Joker

[@sinenomine2681]

""Stop quoting me" - Joker" - Joker

[@theadeptuscustodes]

"""Stop quoting me" -joker" -joker" -joker

[@KazukiVA]

stop

[@sinenomine2681]

@@KazukiVA "Stop" - Jlol

[@smeapnurpo2094]

@@sinenomine2681 "Sweet as sugar hard as a ice quote me once, i will quote you twice." -The Goker

[@conor9441]

“You wouldn’t get it”

[@AxxLAfriku]

what do you are

[@KicksPregnantWomen]

"its not a phase mom"

[@kwoltekublai3337]

@@KicksPregnantWomen Made me laugh gj

[@GrayBEG]

That’s life!

[@ceoofmilk2756]

It teg t’ouldnt uoy

[@WeylandProductions]

"All PP's become big, but not all PP's are big." -Joker

[@crazymad4323]

Too true.

[@itsjeremysalt9715]

Preach

[@fishychippy69]

Damnnn

[@dinosaul]

Thats deep af bro.. 😭

[@UniversalKutub]

699 likes nice

[@nolan1074]

"If you put a random quote next to a picture of a joker, it makes it seems like a joker quote" - Joker

[@snakeoil7089]

“What if alegebra was spelt alegebruh, that would be funny I think” -Jokester

[@zachsutton9866]

Jokestar

[@bigchunguskeanureeveswhole1143]

@@zachsutton9866 Joseph Jokestar

[@TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast]

Jester

[@jiaxingshin7118]

U mean "algebra"?

[@modnos3511]

@@jiaxingshin7118 it was spelled wrong on purpose

[@DISCONIUM]

"we live in a community" -the jester

[@goldengears5355]

This is unironically clever!

[@axo3940]

*gesture

[@stevenbean9731]

We live within an organized collection of humans that has developed order. _-The Knave_

[@technic1285]

@@stevenbean9731 -The Fool

[@casualbloke7342]

@@technic1285 -the clown

[@adamandeve6830]

"She said she was bae but replace the b with g" - Gandhi

[@ramaaronpangangaan8380]

Bandhi

[@thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188]

He would've said this in real life, I think

[@Junedmx]

@@thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188 Fuck you

[@HardcoreNicotine]

@@ramaaronpangangaan8380 Bandhicam

[@thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188]

@@Junedmx awwww

[@bluedog843]

“I am in your walls. This is not a joke. I am literally eating the insulation.” -Joker

[@jlancov8890]

Have fun, its asbestos

[@aceinyoface96]

" If you gotta pee, then pee. But if you don't, don't. -Joker

[@jipph2238]

So deep

[@hithere2602]

"When you earn money, masturbate for post nut clarity. Then make your decision with it."

[@lewis261]

"If you got a dog, feed it everyday.But if you don't, don't." - Bobby Shmurda

[@benedictator4763]

1k likes

[@christianlabasan3663]

😭😭😭

[@crad5476]

"I was once a virgin, and I still am" -Joker

[@crapcantbeholy1389]

Thanks for braking my vocal cords

[@inbredbanana8156]

*joker fandom

[@kingpenguin5825]

You wanna know how I got these virginity’s

[@daymenpollet4202]

But I used to be *

[@crad5476]

@@daymenpollet4202 Makes even less sense

[@Mimi-qe7qz]

"what if peacock is spelled peecock, it would be funny I think" -The Riddler

[@profblack]

I laughed

[@BruceWayne-pm6co]

poopcock

[@tobyflenderson892]

Good for you

[@Lawxless]

Popcorn

[@frogjog8822]

say peacock, and no one bats an eye, say poop cock, and... everybody loses their minds....

[@protecthislegacy3902]

“I didn’t say all of this shit” - Joker

[@rinderg]

“Sometimes it ain’t be like it do, but it are.” *epic backflip* -jokar

[@alisachu.mp3]

Woooa good god i feel so motivated right now

[@michaelz.3993]

You're aren't (epic backflip)

[@VVerySweet]

Godzilla had a fucking heart attack reading that and died

[@chicoscience502]

its is my life and theres nuttin you can do- jon bovi

[@robboss4740]

ɰuţ

[@lucasdiaz844]

“I’m gonna say the n-word” -Joker

[@mateo.mauro_xd]

Miss Obama, get down!

[@bigsmokenoextradip7705]

No you won't *_Holding baseball bat with malicious intent_*

[@teckniqqque]

@@bigsmokenoextradip7705wait r u telling me u dnt want xtra dip? big smoke's rlly trying to get ripped huh

[@aaqka]

joker no that's racist!11!1!1!1!!1!1!!111!!11!!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!!1!11!!!!11!!1!!!1111

[@nachelle_h9767]

jackson meads n o.

[@benefistben7844]

“In this world there’s two types of people, men and women” - Joker 2020

[@darkvisiongothacked]

im triggered

[@cerebros3671]

@Ryan Whelan > assuming Greg is a person

[@sallycd5026]

so deep...

[@anoiu]

That made me laugh so hard

[@CaptainDoomsday]

T R A N S M I S O G Y N I S T I C

[@keeperofthehammer6795]

"It's so refreshing to see other people getting quoted instead of it always being me." - Sun Tzu

[@gridlock1637]

"Every poopoo time is peepee time. But not all peepee time is poopoo time" - The Joker baby

[@memeologyman9576]

That was powerful 😔

[@leftanutstainonyourcouch.5196]

Amen

[@aduckwithhands8118]

Das deep bro😔

[@notyet4848]

Facts

[@mrpotatomanboii3237]

That one hit me in the gut 😔

[@trashnomad2229]

"There are three types of people in this world, people that can count and people that can't" - Joker

[@larilittle1202]

Novax where’s the third? Timmy

[@Coco-xq7zh]

Lmao good one

[@lonleybeer]

😂😂 made me laugh surprisingly loud

[@poppyisyourmommy6956]

@@larilittle1202 lol didnt get the joke

[@dontrwooshmeimtrolling4003]

@unknowning unknown he said timmy at the e d of the sentence yo which im assuming he was joking

[@niglet5760]

"im not gay i just like guys" - Joker

[@waynicliz]

im straight....as a circle

[@J0hnHenrySNEEDen]

I like putting things in holes

[@hahahayeahbut3099]

@@waynicliz circles are infinitely straight

[@oddsdenver9673]

The joker is bisexual?

[@m.e.2465]

"I'm not gay but I like girls"-Joker

[@CivilCaine]

"Finding caring wife is like discover dinosaur in a twenty-first century" - The Greek Historian, Joker

[@limitless_valley]

Cody ko reference

[@tobiasboston7795]

Γιοκέριος, Yokerios. Ancient greek philosopher.

[@aliuzashi2786]

unfortunately this is true

[@mr.lelmanjiji4765]

​@@aliuzashi2786shut up emo

[@Mercury-ok8ie]

​@@aliuzashi2786-jokar

[@bigmansmallboy]

“I’m going to the store to get a pack of cigarettes.” - My dad

[@hugodeleon4240]

mr lad true

[@crystalmethmonkeygaming626]

Relatable

[@paranoidandroid6095]

if my son had an anime profile pic on social medias id do the same

[@bigmansmallboy]

Paranoid Android says the person with no profile pic.

[@crystalmethmonkeygaming626]

mr lad DAMN!

[@guaceldono7231]

“Virgins are cool people. N-not that I am one, of course” -Joker teens

[@dongshenghan1473]

LuckyHorseshoe 4 I’m obviously uncool

[@Abdirahman_Mohamed]

Heavens forbid I ever become cool, lmao

[@DerVasto]

@@Abdirahman_Mohamed ...I don't think one can revert back to virginity. Or *CAN WE?!*

[@mehlessmidori602]

uwu

[@tonysoprano200]

Ok

[@alexwalker3229]

"Everyone's a critic, but not everyone is critikal" - Joker

[@Marchers46]

Hey, that’s pretty good.

[@Saul_Goodman497]

"Moist critikal" dum dum dum

[@lukastace3154]

​@@Saul_Goodman497 ba dum tss

[@mohitmundhra8089]

"We live in a society where Batman is a hero but a man eating a bat is a villian" - Joker 2020

[@ogsimpson9354]

Randy marsh gave us all rona

[@vijaysabarish9600]

😂😂😂

[@anormalguy511]

Bruhh

[@fedoraman8967]

-ozzy Osborn

[@Togishungry]

Of course that's cannibalism

[@STARCULTURE.C]

“It’s not just about the money Spider-Man, it’s about the swagger” - Kingpin

[@tejasmisra9115]

The exaggerated swagger even

[@smed9722]

@@manperson6354 of a nice functioning member of society

[@ubeii]

@@smed9722 of nigga

[@kadalavan4589]

Hey can you give me a link to your pfp?

[@solblalock8458]

Wholesome 100

[@publicenemy210]

"A man who goes to sleep with itchy bum, will wake up with smelly finger" -Jacker

[@_Iss]

itchy itchy bum

[@ShadowGaming26548]

@@_Iss itchy

[@alisterrrr]

Makes sense

[@indisguise5544]

Bro, that hit hard.

[@clintlloyd7828]

Lol that's disgustingly funny

[@m.a.d2120]

"My friend tony said dont spell his name backwards, and i said y not?" - Jomama

[@blazaybla22]

@@h.o.2953 shut

[@greatdayforpizza6974]

@@h.o.2953 shut

[@joemama-xm4xv]

@@h.o.2953 shut

[@baldibaldimore6423]

@@h.o.2953 shut

[@dethkillerspiral]

@@h.o.2953 shut

[@noidsuper]

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets." - Joker (2019)

[@ammagon4519]

@@thenamelessone6119 All planets actually.

[@dannydamnmendez]

Always breathe with permission

[@larilittle1202]

Is that from sponge bob's hat episode?

[@maxwelledison9954]

@@larilittle1202 yeah

[@fullmetalarshole]

It was his hat mr crabs! He was number 1! - Joker (1989)

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"It's like Bronies but for Joker" Charlie pretty much sealed it with that quote.

we meet again, Walmart Justin Y

[@onepunch1019]

Your everywhere even in anime videos

[@marcusgabriel8365]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache it’s like joker but as a *joke*

[@minecraftshieldworshiper7776]

Except not really, they're two slightly different kinds of cringe: With bronies it's doing/liking something *regardless of what other people think* but with these Joker quotes it's doing something *thinking it makes them look cool to others* , which is objectively worse

[@bigman3660]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache your here

[@雨暖かい]

_”As a kid you love the heroes, as an adult, you hate people with joker profile pictures.”_

[@waynicliz]

and the kpop pfp

[@flinggonza5688]

-Real men

[@fundus3422]

Why do we hate the heros now?

[@雨暖かい]

Big Brick Bih Idk ask the person who made the original quote.

[@timsar4809]

What about furry profile pic

[@Featuring_Dinty_From_Beef_Stew]

"Step on a cornflake, it makes you a cereal killer." ~ Jonkler

[@VioletMilks]

“80% of men have girlfriends, 20% of men are watching moistcritikal on twitch “ -5’6 Joker

[@creakybeak1252]

@@Walrus5 not just any horny women, smokin' hot MILFS

[@dude7813]

“Have brains”

[@sirsamiboi]

(uncorrelated)

[@siddhanthravichandran3245]

U forgot to misspell "girlfriends" as " girlfreinds"

[@red2theelectricboogaloo961]

rest 20% have breain

[@Grushuri]

"People die when they are killed"

[@a_fine_edition2746]

-Joker 2020

[@_V.Va_]

@@teslacybertrucksilver5380 Excuse the fuck me.

[@animeking17]

@@teslacybertrucksilver5380 A r a A r a

[@iam-retarded-but]

@@teslacybertrucksilver5380 ?

[@XneverstopfightingX]

Broccoli Broccoli “did you know statistically, one in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though; I live next door to a little 10 year old boy with a fat ass, know what I’m saying?” -papa franku

[@doomyboi]

"Poop in a toilet, not a soul care. Poopoo in spaghetti, everyone upsetti!" -Movie Jokeman, probably

[@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888]

Doomrider I'm putting this on my wall, thx

[@Tainira94]

I don't know why, but this made me laugh harder than I have in months. Thanks, man.

[@conoroflanagain9896]

I’m tattooing this on my cock, thx

[@jmiquelmb]

Big if true

[@ultimaxkom8728]

Damn, I laughed way too hard over this...

[@QuothTheRavenclaw11]

"I didn't flush, nor did I wipe my ass." -The Joker, Batman's archenemy.

[@crazymad4323]

“It’s you’re fault, woman.” - Jokeer

[@thelogicalfallacy4635]

"It is you are fault." -Some random douche pointing out a grammatical error.

[@lykeprice9239]

@mr.wendigo I think that's what he's going to play it off as, but both of us can guess the truth.

[@tomfou]

@@lykeprice9239 Dude it's pretty obvious that's what he was going for, there is no reason to assume it wasn't.

[@lykeprice9239]

@@tomfou lmao you're right, I take it back I was being pessimistic idek y

[@lykeprice9239]

It was later at night and I was in a bad mood lmao. I forgot about this comment.

[@bigbrainanime9485]

*"I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food.* *We do that for forty years and than we die."* -Joker Squidward

[@mpx_primusx2044]

BigBrain Anime Just stop

[@bigbrainanime9485]

@@mpx_primusx2044 You're the only one that doesn't get this joke

[@spook3112]

I genuinely couldn’t stop laughing at this one

[@anuses]

That's just Society, Sponge, and we're livin in it *joker stairs dance*

[@silversoul9683]

Jokeward

[@MottenManOne]

"There are people in this world" -Willem Dafoe

[@JTRON-hy1te]

Beautiful. Genius.

[@zelloriainfinitum7575]

*_sOcIeTy_*

[@KellyKar]

Ye're fond of me lobster, aint'ye? - Willem Dafoe

[@dreamingdreamerdream]

no shit....

[@JeanMarceaux]

"There are no movies in which Willem Dafoe plays the Joker, and that's sad" -Me

[@amirulleonhardt1341]

Everyone deserve love, but not everyone deserve love. -Joker

[@johnprotagonist7296]

"Nice haircut liberal. Did you get that haircut at the liberal store?" -Jokär

[@NovelteaJ1228]

Liberäl

[@switchblade6]

Jøkær

[@uuurettererreeeer]

Ijøkeær

[@enhanceddirt364]

Jökër

[@YataTheFifteenth]

Jøkär the Red, Viking Warlord, 857

[@loganh4642]

“Every 60 second, a minute passed by in Africa” -jonkrr

[@ghostburgers4284]

That was soo deep that it actually made me cry a little.

[@pablogonzalez2009]

Oh shit that's deep

[@livebythews]

"Jonkrr"....fuck

[@Skinmancentral]

“When you can’t breathe, you can’t taste air” -Jared Phoenix

[@papamesha]

"AH.. HA.. HA.. HA.. HA.." -Joaquin Leto

[@珍珠奶茶]

heat legend

[@moggioz7165]

"it was fucking didnt." -walking feenicks

[@maxvogt3515]

“Success is like the sun… You’ll never get there” - reverse motivational joker

[@OmarHashmi-qz1td]

"I'm not gay, but $20 is $20" -Joker

[@DerpyIsMLG]

Words to live by

[@FlyingHeatball]

@@abcdefg67386 you're*

[@quill7889]

@@abcdefg67386 yorare*

[@sunkcostfallacy2738]

@@FlyingHeatball you've'n't're*

[@SM-xr6ev]

You guys getting paid?

[@ms_rifle_spiral]

"If you take your age and add two, that will be your age in two years" - Colourblind Insane Clown Posse Cosplayer, 1902

[@returnedtomonkey8886]

Feel good

[@pissandcornflakes9119]

this quote changed my life

[@Jay-or5ex]

This quote will change my life - in two years.

[@souperchicken9395]

"THEY SHOULD HAVE LET ME INTO ART SCHOOL" -Some dude with a small moustache

[@shaynewalker3248]

Amy Schumer?

[@Abdega]

It used to be bigger

[@winkdinkk]

nooooo

[@zebraman7703]

Charlie Chaplin?

[@criscrosxxx]

@@zebraman7703 Hitler daddy

[@JC_WT]

"It doesn't matter if you win by an inch, or a mile. Winning's winning." -Joker, probably

[@GyrusBeatz]

"How are mirrors real, when our eyes aren't real?" -Jaden Smith

[@Juggaloyaknow]

And yes people this is a real quote from jaden smith i swear to god

[@dev4nsh]

ay, b0ss

[@frankmerker630]

You forgot to capitalize every word. Really contributes to the message

[@glitchyx6995]

"School isn't real" -Jadenthew Smithson

[@confusedaf1112]

I swear I saw this in a game but instead of mirrors it was spoons.

[@TheDrizzle404]

"Every open door is an opportunity to close a door." -Joker, 2020

[@Skyrocketrecords56]

The Drizzle 404 thank god i now know how doors work

[@luiskon28]

Ok furry

[@Ryliemei23]

“Me and your mother are getting a divorce” - My dad

[@WellBeSerious12]

@Charlie Willis I'm shakig too.

[@ally939]

This is so inspirational, thank you for sharing this

[@adnxn_m76]

@@WellBeSerious12 just why 😂

[@siircartiier]

I beat you because I love you - my dad

[@Soulthief4056]

What ? Imagine your mom divorcing your dad when you’re 4 and then you have a step dad until you’re late teens and then she divorces him too 😭

[@agamergirl9805]

“We’re not just telling stories” -Dharr

[@jennifertrandafir]

"We're changing lives! -Mann

[@MrKieranthompson]

"I'm not quiet, you're just not listening correctly" - Jocker

[@WellBeSerious12]

Jocker XD

[@comedyman4896]

What?

[@parkerlynch9437]

Jocker

[@MrKieranthompson]

Jocko Willnick

[@rvnwy7261]

Jocker Willink

[@FoxBro_101]

“society is kil” “no” -joker

[@Jellythetuber]

Vxiidz- I feel this is an underrated comment, thanks for making me laugh

[@mak0zy161]

"no" I felt that...

[@fatguy9482]

Actually “yes”, because society is bad...

[@Ashad_M]

😂

[@poysona]

where were u when society was kil

[@mub8445]

"Queen Elizabeth is gonna die of old age in about a month or so" -me, 2020

[@zanewheat7309]

sham lamb I physically cringed

[@austroasian4123]

Nice

[@yumiplatano4916]

*SCHOOL SHOOTER ALERT*

[@zanewheat7309]

Mong yes

[@awesomename2544]

Oh god the mid 2000s are coming back

[@EpikTheBlahaj]

“wanna know I got these scars Batman? Sharp hamburger” that moment was so sad I cried

[@crimsonwraith7449]

*_"Stop it, get some help."_* - Michael Jordan

[@jipph2238]

Lol

[@jipph2238]

The hero

[@dumbshit2353]

Michael jordan can play a really good joker

[@maomaomi5434]

"help it. Stop some get." _Moker Jiden

[@tenkomari2391]

🛐

[@rcem4773]

“80% of boys have a girlfriend, 20% watch hentai”

[@punchy207]

i do neither

[@rcem4773]

@@punchy207 F. Super sad

[@punchy207]

@@alvin2901 who said i didnt i just dont like hentai

[@punchy207]

@@boog2383 what do you mean

[@ELGG1894]

@@punchy207 punchy you are my favorite villager

[@NAAAAAIL]

Im suprised there wasn't a quote that said "Born to shit... ...forced to wipe"

[@isellair7441]

That's ironic tho

[@NAAAAAIL]

@@isellair7441 I get that, but at the same time, being edgy is also a form of irony for shitposting as well and they're doing it unironically

[@3dDoener]

School taught me how to shit and poop But the streets taught me how to piss

[@mpx_primusx2044]

NAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIL

[@agitgngjfjdnd3378]

LMAO

[@gothamthisisyouronlywarning]

"I was a bad girl, I did some bad things... I swear I did it all for fun and it meant nothing." - Joke 2024

[@C1yde902]

“Go to twitch.tv/moistcritikal” -Joker, 2019

[@piki217]

Nice move

[@BruceWayne-pm6co]

“Can I speak to the manager?” - Jokaren

[@highsun76]

I just about burst 😂😂😂

[@heller287]

This deserves more likes

[@thecasualwatcher4740]

joe karen

[@nixmix4021]

Jobunga

[@mr.walter6973]

@@thecasualwatcher4740joe Karen joestar

[@c.l.visions2581]

“Hitler’s actions were justifiable” - Young Sheldon.

[@guitargatekeeper]

Hail

[@Peters-swamp]

I laughed so fuckin hard

[@icelxrd8115]

Have you heard of "penis man"

[@FuneFox]

"you either die a villain, or live long enough to see yourself become a hero" -joker

[@pandaexpress1283]

„First of all, this is a journal. Not a diary.“ -Gregory heffley

[@lorddarkness351]

Goddamnit

[@topcoppelion6626]

The cover says otherwise, Fucking Liar.

[@akman909]

probably hid it in one of the fortune cookies

[@zxbs_e]

Haha

[@uma3352]

Starkid?

[@doctaderp9109]

“Girls are more likely to have periods than rocks.” -Joker

[@LoveEachDay94]

I fucking snorted

[@Cj1207]

4:13 That quote means that in order to be successful (shine like a sun) you need to work hard (burn like a sun). It's a famous quote by a former President of India Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam

[@conormullins4900]

I was wondering why that one suspiciously sounded better than the rest

[@fallingir5]

“If she doesn’t like you, she’s just too stupid to understand your greatness and complexity” -josher 2069

[@iexistdotcodotuk2558]

Life finds a way.

[@agasttyadixit09]

It's not authentic, you have to spell EVERYTHING wrong

[@mohammediq1426]

i bet that the guy who had a meltdown about the joker not winning the oscar is the guy behind these motivational videos

[@evvrsince]

عراقي؟

[@IchBinFreierGeist]

100%. That dude has watched like 10 of these if he hasn't already made his own

[@TheLordNovo]

Ok, in all fairness, Joaquin Phoenix more than earned an Oscar for this movie, but these vids are cringe

[@nerdthatcantfit1079]

BRO a comment that isn’t a quote this is crazy

[@virajphadtare4816]

@@TheLordNovo bro he was talking about the movie not winning not the actor