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@RG-ja34sep3 жыл бұрын
The only comedian who consistently makes you laugh from common everyday matters. Michael is hilarious!!
@nay46583 жыл бұрын
Most of it can even work all across the world. The last bit on directions for instance, i cant imagine a senegalese, colombian, russian german or whatever that didn't at least think about it.
@andreaskarlsson52513 жыл бұрын
Cant tell if your comment is a copy or if I just watched the same video twice and noticed your comment. 😆
@wobblyjelly3453 жыл бұрын
Jimeoin does the same thing. Same with Carl Barron. They all do it well.
@KazzieG3 жыл бұрын
Apart from Peter Kay of course
@StupiderWithAB3 жыл бұрын
Just ignore me because i am here promoting my stupid comedy channel.
@cindymichaud71112 жыл бұрын
I'm a US citizen. May we please have Michael McIntyre? He's incredible and brings a level of humor we haven't had in so long...
@wendy95554 ай бұрын
Noooooooooo. Sorry, but no. We need him here too much!👍😁😁😁
@takyc78833 жыл бұрын
No need for rudeness, dirty/vulgar jokes, disrespecting anyone, cursing etc. and he is still the most consistently, hilarious and relatable comedian ever. Unparalleled.
@surekafernando61832 жыл бұрын
That's why I love him too. Never makes you feel uncomfortable - always inclusive and hilarious!
@sarahstyles68592 жыл бұрын
Exactly and the clean jokes are the funniest
@daviesdavies5382 жыл бұрын
Never fails to make me laugh. Can't wait until he does another world tour
@RetroAdzz2 жыл бұрын
"Funny because its true", comes to mind
@lizziebethh2 жыл бұрын
I don't think he deserves "unparalleled" but he is hilarious 😂
@coolness6595 Жыл бұрын
The hardest job in the world is the person who tries to keep the spot light on Micheal 😅
@HannahChallis Жыл бұрын
lol 😂! He definitely moves around just a bit. 😆A bit being every moment, for the entire show! The man is never still! 🏃🏻 Regardless, nothing short of excellent! Stay safe and be well! 😊
@kingdc30673 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard, and it’s 4am and my wife was sleeping... now I’m sleeping on the floor.
@annalouux85532 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@sumanachakraborty32572 жыл бұрын
Good decision made by both of u 😁😅
@Suitified1 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jhutch1681 Жыл бұрын
lol :)
@zeris3652 жыл бұрын
This is the only guy on the planet who can keep producing jokes from daily life matters.
@shelleyannwalters2375 Жыл бұрын
Love him
@stephanboxall1462 Жыл бұрын
…well… there’s Seinfeld
@kshaw9179 Жыл бұрын
Tim Hawkins is good too
@mtjc533610 ай бұрын
He’s amazing! And i must say his delivery is a huge piece. Case in point: I saw footage of him from earlier days, and his physical humor is much similar to now except his haircut is shorter and so his hair doesn’t “flop” when he shakes his head. It makes a HUGE difference! The added emphasis is 👌🏼
@Andybarney5559 ай бұрын
And lee evans. Two british stand up legends. Evans came 1st though
@djmcconnelltt113 жыл бұрын
Seriously one of the most talented comedians! So hilarious without using expletives unnecessarily! If he comes to Australia, I will personally arrange for my family, friends, work colleagues, neighbours, basically anyone I know to attend his show! Legendary comedian! We all need a laugh. MM return of the Mac!
@jerome83613 жыл бұрын
*Manz really out here brightening up everyone's day.*
@juggalettyjrb3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely! have you heard his take on parenting? So true
@josephjjosephson65543 жыл бұрын
My guy!
@basicburrito11573 жыл бұрын
mAnZ 🥴
@charluvstrue3 жыл бұрын
Doesn't he just though...🤣
@TheVirgin3 жыл бұрын
🥰
@myentertainmentmypuppies88653 жыл бұрын
The only comedian who makes the light man and the camera man busy throughout his acts😁
@polter51953 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only awkward one when it comes to telling time. I don't even wear a watch, but when someone asks me what the time is, I'll look at my arm for a few seconds before saying "You know what, I don't actually know"
@halfofclo3 жыл бұрын
@alphadawn2015 lennon the comment says they don't wear a watch 🤣
@imenea75203 жыл бұрын
Most people just use their phone to check time. No need for a bling show off watch anymore.
@EfftupSmith3 жыл бұрын
@@imenea7520 ~I still find it easier to look at a watch on my wrist than fish my phone out of my pocket. But yes, for the most part, especially with mechanical watched, they really are a piece of jewellery more than a need for a timepiece.
@demonpoopy3 жыл бұрын
That happens to me when I take my watch off! 😂
@AK-jt7kh3 жыл бұрын
Lol!! I’m awkward about the time too. Especially if I’m not carrying my phone. I love your profile pic btw!
@bettyboosh8384 Жыл бұрын
I one stood up on the bus with a dead leg / pins and needles, and I just collapsed in a pile on the floor. Everyone thought there was something seriously wrong with me, and I was just left hobbling down the bus like "it's just pins and needles" 😅😅
@minwade54363 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the laughs. In Australia when someone accidentally “sprays you in spittle”during a convo. We usually say “I wanted to hear the news, not the weather” LOL. Stay safe best wishes fr South Australia 🇦🇺
@tkps3 жыл бұрын
True. We've never really been backwards in coming forward.
@rebeccafowler70743 жыл бұрын
Say it don't spray it😂
@MrRooney1823 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@AK-jt7kh3 жыл бұрын
That’s a good one!
@StupiderWithAB3 жыл бұрын
Just ignore me because i am here promoting my stupid comedy channel. 😐
@eloryosnak41003 жыл бұрын
"You do it, take it and leave" I'm dieing
@jhyv12482 жыл бұрын
The most relatable comedian to have ever existed
@TiptronicSS3 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I can't believe how accurate these descriptions are. Things you do, prolly notice, but are actually weird. This man's content isn't gold. It's diamond.
@Miss2BeFree3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the way he is able to entertain without the need of cursing all the time, occasionally he says the *F* word but not like most of the comedians who doesn’t know how to tell a joke without throwing 10 to 20 *F* words into the story. It gets old!
@juneahernauthor3 жыл бұрын
thank you! One of the reasons I don't listen to most comedians. I do love Tom Papa who also rarely uses profanity. Not that I don't use it myself at times, but using it to make is like ! at the end of a word/sentence. Can't use ! too often ether
@Miss2BeFree3 жыл бұрын
@@juneahernauthor Hi June!!!! Oh my God you are into metaphysics! I l😍ve it!!! Just subscribed to your channel! Angels, our spirit guides!😇 Light and love to you! 💕☀️
@ktstankg27363 жыл бұрын
unlike Jimmy Carr...
@honeyholly0013 жыл бұрын
It makes them sound stupid when they have to swear so much.
@darrenmacdonald90373 жыл бұрын
I am a kid but I do not care about swear words because if you want to my school you would hear them all the time
@howlinhobbit2 жыл бұрын
after a rather stressful day I was starting to shut down for the night and noticed this video. so glad I did! ending my day with laughter was truly the “best medicine.” goodnight and thank you.
@moragfeltham94433 жыл бұрын
Directions! Love it. You try and help and then worry that you’ve sent them on a goose chase. 😂😂
@laurinekeily71373 жыл бұрын
Michael has given me a daily dose of laughter ever since COVID began. He has helped me through a very depressing and difficult time and I thank him everyday as I watch his videos. Thanks Michael, you’re a living legend! I love you and your funny actions and faces! 💓
@laraking8043 жыл бұрын
He’s the laugh we all need during these times. Thank you Michael ❤️
@elizevdspuy211 ай бұрын
I could never really get comedians or find them funny, but this guy is the real deal.
@vanessaclausen3 жыл бұрын
I'll say "no your wrong, it's just a test" from now on when I'm asking for directions 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@fuzzy59873 жыл бұрын
God who else misses going to the cinema? The things we took for granted 😔
@AnnaPxx3 жыл бұрын
I miss it and yes, we took a lot for granted, e.g. hugging your friends and kissing them on the cheek, then going for a drink and a meal with no fuss
@briel79043 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@Jdjustsaying3 жыл бұрын
Oh I’m from Melbourne, Australia. I miss breathing fresh air.😓 I want to be out with people so bad. Crowds, lovely crowds. And yes, I am losing my mind.😟😕
@martinaoloughlin87983 жыл бұрын
Me 😭😭😭
@r.mcbride28373 жыл бұрын
I was missing it until... I began reminiscing about the stale snacks costing a king's ransom, the gritty, sticky floors, the questionable stains on the seats, the loudly chewing people and tall ones obstructing my view, the unknown farters, the incessant chatty cathys in the row behind, the weirdly noxious bathrooms, the crying children, the coughers down front and then... I turned to my mate and said, "Fancy a nice video tonight? We can make s'mores and fresh popcorn with real butter!".
@ViewByRay3 жыл бұрын
I remember when i was a kid at school when one of my mates said 'ive got pins and needles in my foot'. I looked down and said no you dont... that when i learnt what pins and needles was...
@StupiderWithAB3 жыл бұрын
Just ignore me because i am here promoting my stupid comedy channel.
@laurenchristine92093 жыл бұрын
We don't say pins and needles in Canada, we say "my foot is asleep"
@me98603 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😊
@nitedk3 жыл бұрын
@@laurenchristine9209 same in Denmark. Except of course we say it in Danish 😊
@owenpalmer32732 жыл бұрын
@@StupiderWithAB no
@fionatsangarides6201 Жыл бұрын
HE IS SOOO SPOT ON EVERY TIME !!!!!
@LaSnob7113 жыл бұрын
So great to have a laugh at the end of another day during lockdown when there's nothing else to laugh about... Thank you, MM!
@katelilyx71053 жыл бұрын
Agree
@jeanmendes79523 жыл бұрын
I love him !!!! Normal routine things we do but the way he explains it is amazing.!!!!!
@debranielsen20023 жыл бұрын
Yeah! One I haven’t seen before. Although I am happy to rewatch Michael over and over.
@PoliticalWonderland3 жыл бұрын
Fr I thought the same thing!!
@laurahutchinson97903 жыл бұрын
MM's comedy is truly life-giving. There is not much more valuable in life than laughter, and anyone who deals in laughter is a godsend!
@dreamhobbiz3 жыл бұрын
Either you stand, or you twizzle. How true! 🤣
@Angel-ng9tq3 жыл бұрын
Waking up with this guy..... crying with laughter!!! Bless you
@mlewis85793 жыл бұрын
This is my allll time favorite comedian!!!!! Every time I push the button on my keys to open the boot from a few feet away I think of him and laugh!
@agata27782 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate what you do. You are so funny!!! You make my day when I'm upset. Whatever you said here was kinda relatable and your presence on the stage is amazing. You are hilarious in the way a comedian should be. Without cursing or offending people. Big congrats for that. You're born for it!💕
@NothingToDismay9 ай бұрын
In the style of Bernard Manning: "he's about as funny as fucking burning orphanage'.
@GrahamS673 жыл бұрын
"you hope it's an 'easy' time"🤣🤣🤣🤣
@judsdragon Жыл бұрын
this guy never fails to not only make me laugh but cry with laughter, full on belly laughs, chuckles, snorts and all other kinds, this is what good clean fun is and tbh its rare i watch the clean fun lol, he has such a way of story telling that incorporates everyday banal mediocre life that everyone can relate to and makes it humourous, one of my fave comedians
@amiciastanley56203 жыл бұрын
I love micheal with a passion, I really wanna meet him
@kittykatz44483 жыл бұрын
Michael
@StupiderWithAB3 жыл бұрын
Just ignore me because i am here promoting my stupid comedy channel.
@kittykatz44483 жыл бұрын
@@StupiderWithAB that worked.
@metallboy253 жыл бұрын
@@StupiderWithAB Dont tell me what to do. 😡
@chyfields3 жыл бұрын
Another big thank you for bringing more laughter to my life.
@emjay_mcri3 жыл бұрын
Many moons ago, when I was at boarding school getting ready for the breakfast bell to go off, I wasn't feeling very well when the girl in the cubicle opposite mine asked me what the time was. I looked at my clock and then answered her but when she thanked me I could see her give me a confused look. When we were in the dining hall, standing by our tables waiting to be given leave to sit, I passed out and then taken back to my dorm when I came to. While lying in bed, the girl I gave the time to came up to me afterwards, laughing, saying she thought there was something up with me when I gave her the time. I asked her why and she said that I told her it was 5 minutes passed 20 passed 6 instead of just saying it was 25 passed 6. In my sick state I didn't even realise I had done that 😂
@christinesharland84788 ай бұрын
I love him... as mentioned he doesnt need tp be crude or swear to make us laugh. The dentist sketch makes me roar with laughter... I get face ache... Lol
@sarahanderson31313 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen this one before!! Always a joy to watch Michael new or old though! Love him!
@nattaone25543 жыл бұрын
Michael is one of the funniest men out there and I love that he doesn't swear 🤬 definitely my favorite comedian ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@Aldc12343 жыл бұрын
I love him. I love him. I love him.
@jacintaphillips2133 Жыл бұрын
I love his humour, about every day stuff, you need it, especially when your feeling down in the head
@Nina51443 жыл бұрын
I love Michael, he just makes me laugh so much. The routine with the spices had me holding my stomach in pain.
@alicec26312 жыл бұрын
MM is an absolute legend. He is the best comedian and HE SHOULD HAVE WON THE BAFTA 2022!!! 😊
@jacquelinem3551 Жыл бұрын
He is genius, my stomach hurts from all the laughing each time I watch him.😂😂😂😊
@VV-fl8fi2 жыл бұрын
Wow. this man just save me from tears and loneliness. thank you
@wanimusician3 жыл бұрын
Usually when someone ask me for direction I just went into the tourist mode and said "oh sorry, I'm not from here" XD Sometimes it's not because I don't know, but it's because I panicked and didn't know what to say, lol.
@scifiactvent50433 жыл бұрын
Same! Eventhough I live where I live for almost my whole life 😂
@seoulv84273 жыл бұрын
Lol. Thank you both for the laugh I got out of your comments.
@lisahenry203 жыл бұрын
I should start doing that because every time I've had to give directions, I've probably made them more lost. Unfortunately I don't think that would work because I often go for walks on my own and often at times when tourists are probably not out.
@ashwinmenon763 жыл бұрын
I do the same when they ask me for the time. "sorry I'm not from here" 😀
@kalliski3 жыл бұрын
Lol I always do that, and then wonder why I'm the one they ask, since I really do not like to talk to people!
@Sheryl-g4p4 ай бұрын
Michael makes me spit my coffee every time I watch him😂
@IwhimIwhim3 жыл бұрын
This man is such a joy!
@danzel86043 жыл бұрын
The laugh I truly needed this morning 😂 thanks for posting.
@animanfan54423 жыл бұрын
I went to a place with my aunties before and sat on my knees because I was too awkward and conscious to change positions for 2 hours with pins and needles waist downwards. I finally got up, tried to walk and instantly fell flat on my face making an even bigger scene
@christinakavanagh39123 жыл бұрын
( I’m Army too)
@nikmansol3 жыл бұрын
Helps us during tought times , a true gent as well no swearing or dirty jokes needed with him
@gwenyverreking55653 жыл бұрын
Ummmmm are we talking about the same guy 😂
@gblack19793 жыл бұрын
10:01
@toddmcdanield2560 Жыл бұрын
@@gblack1979 You had to search really hard to find one example, eh?
@marymcdonald37783 жыл бұрын
I love his humor so much, that this was the 3rd time I've watched this during the pandemic. Oh Dear Lord, please let comedians tour again - even if it's a virtual tour! (I bet you never thought you'd be using that word so much this time last year!)
@robynstewardson3 жыл бұрын
Any tips for other clean humour?
@lynmarsh14163 жыл бұрын
@@robynstewardson Drybar Comedy has an app, and probably a KZbin channel...all of their comedy is clean...
@MB-vi8zp3 жыл бұрын
A comedian with no audience is just sad
@j3ss1c4_3 жыл бұрын
single handedly saving 2020.
@jonny62ezyyy163 жыл бұрын
3:35 I think Sia must have problems with her passport then
@helenkhoiova3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
@sherimcdaniel34917 ай бұрын
This man has perfect build-up, perfect material and FLAWLESS delivery! When I’m feeling meh, I fire up his “dentist” or “Scottish” story. Sometimes I’ll opt for the “house in the country.” THANKS MICHAEL!!! ❤🐈
@danielapearls1491 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant. I love the clean relatable humor😂God Bless you Michael McIntyre
@margaritabishop6595 Жыл бұрын
Will you always have Michael with he kind of jokes? I don't like some jokes but I like all of his thank you Michael i started listening to him in the morning it sets my day with a smile
@cosmicnights3 жыл бұрын
He makes me laugh out loud at the stupidest things .
@otterspocket28263 жыл бұрын
You should try asking for direction in a lorry, as often as not they'll tell you how to get there on foot. I've had people direct me to cut through through multi story car parks, to take the escalator to the 1st floor of the shopping centre... One time I was looking for a Habitat store (if I remember correctly) that I'd been told before leaving the depot was next to a cathedral, which would obviously be a familiar landmark that all locals would know. I stopped and asked somebody for directions to it (the cathedral), he looked at the word 'Habitat' in 6 foot high letters on the side of the trailer, said "It's right next door to Habitat" and walked off. My favourite 'directions' story though was from Dave Allen. He was driving to a gig in Ireland and came to a fork in the road with the village signposted down both of them. He asked an old boy sitting on a bench "Does it matter which road I take to get to ?????, and he replied "Not to me it doesn't".
@annehorrigan5703 жыл бұрын
...You are my Sunshine today Michael, spot on!
@emnamjen10293 жыл бұрын
I love it absolutely 🤣🤣🤣 everything is so perfectly normal and funny 🤣🤣
@brandiwinfrey37573 жыл бұрын
I can always count on laughing when watching his videos ! So great
@charmainedevilliers13863 ай бұрын
Soooo funny and so real.. Especially when one feels compelled to walk un the wrong direction 😂😂😂❤
@0b0ni3 жыл бұрын
6:20 it's true ''the conversation is over for a very long time'' because of my anger & disgusting feeling that the situation might come again 🤣🤣
@nikihavens38273 жыл бұрын
You made my day with your humor! Thank you!
@rachelculloden803 жыл бұрын
The KING of comedy
@MrSnake5513 жыл бұрын
I love stand up comedy
@paulapoblete10903 жыл бұрын
Too funny Michael. Now, I'm Venezuelan, we talk to strangers all the time! All the strangers, and when we leave we might even give the stranger a hug! Lol🤪
@Alice_Walker3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious as always!
@gaminglindis663 жыл бұрын
Love him so much 💕 always so relatable
@yining2 жыл бұрын
I love rewatching these so much. But by watching I mean listening who knew it’s hard to keep your eyes open when laughing so hard.
@bezzerwizzer64482 жыл бұрын
I love him. And he do his comedy with the entire body. I mean, this is hard work !! I love him, he is never vulgar, doesnt make me cringe , he's just funny ,and have the best topics.
@BodyTrust Жыл бұрын
Truly a legend. English humor is the greatest!
@user-hn1ss6je1x7 ай бұрын
He is so hysterical 😂🤣😂
@acediaethos44693 жыл бұрын
woah wtf i thought id watched every single michael mcintyre clip at least 5 times and i can quote them along with the video, but i hadn't seen some of these before!!
@KateCarew3 жыл бұрын
Literal godsend of a human 🙏🏻
@karenjames7084 Жыл бұрын
Love watching Michael, he is always hilarious 😂
@fredachung45962 жыл бұрын
You made my day when Im having a hard time. Thank you.
@Egirl_Slayer3 жыл бұрын
Oh my lord this was so funny I almost chocked on my own laugh!!!
@zaklinar14423 жыл бұрын
Genius level of comedy! Amazing!
@dianeconrardy8292 жыл бұрын
So true about waiting for the other movie patrons in your row…
@bhagyavathi42143 жыл бұрын
The best one ever ❤️❤️ literally made my day 😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️ thank you so much
@0b0ni3 жыл бұрын
9:13 then feel angry but also they watch the time with a thankful angry smile🤣🤣
@cynthiamckenzie8451 Жыл бұрын
He is brilliant. Saw him the last time he came to Australia.
@al3x0523 жыл бұрын
Is this just me?... When I get pins and needles, they make me laugh really hard!
@got_to_gamer28533 жыл бұрын
Just you I think😂🤣
@celynbanos89883 жыл бұрын
There's at least two of us
@susannah_hb43883 жыл бұрын
Every single time
@naturalbby17223 жыл бұрын
SAME
@Anna1331993 жыл бұрын
Y'all are weird, but that's okay. It's okay to be weird.
@asemwindows3 жыл бұрын
what a genius guy! making laugh from common things, love this guy
@sameeeer3 жыл бұрын
He's too funny!!!!!!!
@sharonlee47733 жыл бұрын
Funny as cancer
@bucwhovian83053 жыл бұрын
I was in Leeds with some friends before lockdown and just yelled at the group as a whole the name of the pub we were going to while looking at while it was on my phone, and a stranger told me it was the other way (didn’t even ask them BTW they just told me). I didn’t want to say he was wrong so I just said “thanks” made a real effort to check it on my phone, while continuing to walk in the other direction, hoping he would think it wasn’t me saying he was wrong, it was my phone!
@jadebirdsong1563 Жыл бұрын
I am so happy to have heard this funny funny man. Most I've laughed since , either Robin Williams or Billy Connelly I can't decide. Either way, hands down my absolute favorite!
@priya19923 жыл бұрын
Dying from laughter!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
@yazzbaser3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. Genius 👏👏👍❤️
@CourtneyHelen13 жыл бұрын
I was ‘selected’ to give directions the other day, reminded me of the time I went on holiday to Sydney when I was 18 I kid you not every time I left the hotel I was asked for directions, so bewildering when I myself barely knew my way to the monorail station. To be fair it has happened to me a bit since in the city I actually live in so I must just look ‘approachable’ but never with the daily frequency of that Sydney trip.
@Mad-RCandHOBBY3 жыл бұрын
the funny thing is, when you get asked for the time even though the person holds a smart phone in her hand 😂
@Alphacentauri8193 жыл бұрын
Ummm..prob not really needing the time then. A covert way to talk to you without freaking you out. 😂
@tkps3 жыл бұрын
I still find myself looking at my watch with my phone in my hand.
@chiaraippoliti3 жыл бұрын
Battery could be flat/dead.
@heatherg19493 жыл бұрын
My parents have asked me for the time even though they are currently on their phone, with a clock on the wall in front of them, while I'm reading or something not on my phone. It's rather funny really
@Jdjustsaying3 жыл бұрын
I’m 57 and I struggle to use my phone to get directions when I’m walking. 🤔
@ruthwalton34573 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 do you have the time.... = I found out in Peterborough means are you available , it was a long time back 🙈😂. When they tell you the directions incorrectly you point at a sign and say ... must go to .... first ... AND RUN FAST 😂😂😂😂
@cuteandfluffypikachu3405 Жыл бұрын
I’ve learnt to pee while swimming 😂🤣😂🤣
@McLeanAmy3 жыл бұрын
I'm a twizzler! Being five foot has its advantages. Well, maybe just the one.
@umarsyed75382 жыл бұрын
Walking in the wrong direction...was hilarious.
@Rogerinaishot3 жыл бұрын
47th michel is hilarious hes brighting up evrybodys year 😄😄😄