You know that the world has gone mad when you find yourself binge watching Michael McIntyre for a bit of sanity.
@prenimystic4 жыл бұрын
*sees this comment* *looks at clock with Michael is playing in the background* Ah... that’s what’s going on
@lyndakarpen41274 жыл бұрын
Trina Holman me now but every day for at least 3 weeks. I cannot get enough of him. X
@rollerbladinggeek55074 жыл бұрын
too true. ps- BLACK LIVES MATTER!
@genesis_ink4 жыл бұрын
mood
@TrueDawn13 жыл бұрын
Lazy Sunday morning in bed binge watching Michael
@RaadBilbeisi4 жыл бұрын
He's so funny and quite right about how we all, when we're on holiday, look at foreigners and listen to them speak to their children and they sound so sophisticated to us, while in reality they're telling their children to keep quite and behave.
@rachelcaruana8983 жыл бұрын
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@avosmash21213 жыл бұрын
One time I was on an escalator and a British child and his mom were going on the down stairs while I was ascending the opposite side, the toddler suddenly points and goes "MUMMY! MUM! WHAT IS THAT OBJECT?? WHAT IS THAT OBJECT MUMMY???" and my heart melted at just how freaking ADORABLE and amusingly sophisticated this little 5 year old was but realized that he was just doing the same thing all annoying nagging American toddlers do, when they go MOM MOM MOM WHATS THAT HUH,it just sounded better from the extra polite cute posh accent
@RaadBilbeisi3 жыл бұрын
@@avosmash2121 hahaha.. thats right
@naturalbby17223 жыл бұрын
He’s literally the most attentive and funniest person ever! He turns the most everyday mundane things into a HILARIOUS comedic act!
@donnakerr49972 жыл бұрын
What is special about his humour is that everybody can relate to at least one of his stories at one point in their lives
@naturalbby17222 жыл бұрын
@@donnakerr4997 frrr!!
@taniacummings92072 жыл бұрын
He must people-watch for hours.
@Suitified1 Жыл бұрын
This one video here I have watched well over 30 times. It NEVER gets old!! I love him!
@MartinHomeVideo4 жыл бұрын
It’s take GENIUS like this to make comedy nowadays and not to offend anyone!
@yticivam4 жыл бұрын
Right? He's a gift.
@wonderwend14 жыл бұрын
It's a rare gift
@chickenfricken4 жыл бұрын
i prefer offensive comedy but this guy is amazing
@MsDrientje4 жыл бұрын
He has the ability to make everyday mundanity very amusing. He seems a very attentive person. Most of the things he goes on about won't be noticed by me for being funny.
@applefarm61263 жыл бұрын
People get offended more easily now
@cocosilkworm4 жыл бұрын
My 4 yo and 5 year old heard me laughing out loud while I was watching this with headphones on (it's possible they have never heard me laughing like that since I've been so sleep-deprived with our one year old). They were asking me what I was watching and whether they could watch it with me but I was like, "Oh no, this is just for adults. I'll show you one day - after you've had kids." I call this comedy catharsis for tired parents. Thanks for the giggle, nay, belly laughs! :D
@meganclaridge22354 жыл бұрын
My 4 year old is currently having a tantrum and is on time out so I am here for 4 minutes of people who relate. High five fellow parent. You’re a super woman. 💪🏻
@cocosilkworm4 жыл бұрын
@@meganclaridge2235 Would you still call me a super woman if you saw me this afternoon wearing industrial ear muffs while in the kitchen preparing dinner so I didn't have to hear (so loudly) the screaming (playing and fighting) kids? Lol
@meganclaridge22354 жыл бұрын
Yes - especially then ! Lol. I only have 1 and I can say that I struggle to cope (sorry, not sorry 😐). Anyone I meet with more than 1 child is an idol of mine !! Haha. You should read the book ‘Hoorah for Gin’ by Katie Kirby - I think you’d love it - I did!! Xx
@cocosilkworm4 жыл бұрын
@@meganclaridge2235 Thanks for the recommendation. I'm looking at her intro and her bracelet analogy certainly sums it up... Lol So does Michael McIntyre's skit on parenting "People Without Children Have NO IDEA What It's Like! " I guess you would have seen that one :D
@meganclaridge22354 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, I’ve seen that one ! 😂 This is a man who KNOWS. Lol. Definitely read the book! I cried when I finished it! It was like saying goodbye to a friend I didn’t even know I had! We all need relatable mummy friends. You should stay in touch if you can ! 🌸
@sky_catlover56154 жыл бұрын
Omg i was in tears, i hope i can see him live one day!
@annawright45453 жыл бұрын
Absolutely my all times favorite english guy, he doesn't need to swear or to be obscene and trivial to make you laugh, he is talented enough to sparkle every time with no effort. you can Watch his shows with your kids of any age without the risk of being embarrassed or deceived. Love his shows.
@elizabethmish68914 жыл бұрын
I love how his hair has a mind of its own.
@marypaus75234 жыл бұрын
His hair is flip floppy😂
@b.goodfellow4653 жыл бұрын
What I love about this amazing comedian is he starts on one subject and you suddenly realise he is on another subject, then another, then another, then suddenly, it’s 30 mins has passed, then you want to relive all the side splitting laughter😂😂😂😂
@juliegale38639 ай бұрын
When I need a laugh this is where I go, thank you Micheal McIntyre
@mme275523 күн бұрын
Absolutly me too he's brilliant😂
@bcgibson224 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the teenage years!!
@trayolphia57564 жыл бұрын
Brearne Gibson I pray for his survival and sanity through those times
@JB-vd8bi4 жыл бұрын
His kids are teenagers now
@ebonyloveivory4 жыл бұрын
"It's alright once you are in." 🤣😂😆 I CANNOT.
@emilyalcorn35474 жыл бұрын
People who thumbs down this video obviously has no sense of humour... I love Michael, he’s hilarious 😂 so relatable!
@helloimarabbit40834 жыл бұрын
They always lose at thumb war.
@Ser-Smiley4 жыл бұрын
People who only have hate in their heart. Thats who.
@jemmaj29194 жыл бұрын
The hotel assistant and his family
@altonalex12354 жыл бұрын
Same
@oliviarule56794 жыл бұрын
All 58 of them how dare they
@dilanozaurdilanozaur3873 Жыл бұрын
Love the way he finds something we all can relate to and makes it funny. Genius
@deborahdanielson89014 жыл бұрын
Love this comedian, especially during quarantine. Thanks for the laughs, and never anything vulgar😂😂😂
@bethanmills98024 жыл бұрын
He's just such a good story teller, I think that's what means he can make any moment sound hilarious 😊
@michaelpthompson4 жыл бұрын
Should have told him your name was Ikel Ackencacker. (long time fans will recognize this).
@yticivam4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@amysuepierce14594 жыл бұрын
Yeah I do.. the dentist one 😁
@lio33664 жыл бұрын
the tooth one 😂😂😂😂😂
@azzasamsudin38184 жыл бұрын
that irresponsible dentist...
@TheKellendras4 жыл бұрын
I cried with laughter at that. So funny
@helloimarabbit40834 жыл бұрын
God I love his act! He never fails to make me laugh.
@georgiascott65754 жыл бұрын
This man is pure genius ❤️
@sophiacarpenter74074 жыл бұрын
He is the gift that keeps on giving
@sairi_a4 жыл бұрын
"That...is a platypus."
@amysuepierce14594 жыл бұрын
Thanks to Micheal, he is helping me through a terrible bout of depression, I’m smiling again 😁... it’s been a while.
@anthonyglee17104 жыл бұрын
So true! I’m like “I’m going in the pool, hope it’s warm enough, I’ll get in the shallow end first, in case it’s too cold” 😂
@vandanajoshi48634 жыл бұрын
I once saw him outside the toilet rushing in . The only reason I didn’t stopped him is because he will write a whole skit about being mobbed by fans outside the toilet 😜
@Torexeon4 жыл бұрын
What’s wrong with that
@rushdialrashed96274 жыл бұрын
🤣
@kylosalvesen4 жыл бұрын
@Khang Phú Phan Or get the golden opportunity to watch a stand-up comedian shit himself
@lyndakarpen41274 жыл бұрын
Vandana Joshi ha ha - so true - I am laughing out loud as watching the skit about the difference between Foreigners at Pool and British - so hilarious but true too.
@TheSanien Жыл бұрын
This man is a genius, he can make everyday things hilariously.
@ellanutellabella4 жыл бұрын
Mr. MACKINTYRE-REE!!!! You are part of my daily routine now. It feels so good to laugh like this. I don't rememberthe last time I felt so good. You are a lovely person, please never stop, and have a blessed life.
@Kimflick1003 жыл бұрын
Frozen Chicken..... coming round with Sunday dinner.. BRILLIANT
@CM-bh9lb3 жыл бұрын
Living in Dubai for 14 years, your summary of our summer heat is spot on! And yes, we only go out to go inside A/C 🤪
@ninak85064 жыл бұрын
A scream & a half! He's the best story teller.
@cathyjudge27604 жыл бұрын
this man is so funny !! such a rare talent...thank you Michael....keep em coming...
@sera4u4 жыл бұрын
Lol I lived in Dubai for 10 years and heat is terrible. Indoors you wear sweaters outdoors hell but how he made it look so funny is only he can do !
@mariamsaik14402 жыл бұрын
i go Saudi every year in the summer this is advice GO OUT ONLY AT NIGHT but nonetheless, I can handle the heat
@baibac60652 жыл бұрын
@@mariamsaik1440 Saudi Arabia* is a big country. Depends on where you mean. Some places have very nice weather in summer like Taif, Abha, Al-Bahah etc.
@SteelTreeGone4 жыл бұрын
He’s wonderful at everything he says, knows it all
@rosina294 жыл бұрын
"I don't want to be rude about our children" 🤣
@OLGMC4 жыл бұрын
"but..."
@goaway28034 жыл бұрын
The only way to swim, is full body in and get your head wet too. Doing the slow maneuver in the water, means your body adjusts even slower. Take from an Aussie. Take care of yourself, Mate 💚💛
@aimeelou18254 жыл бұрын
I’m British, and I’ve found what you found, the only way to get in is to jump in and get your hair wet too then your fine😂😂
@chriswest76394 жыл бұрын
Where you from mate?
@bensmith97224 жыл бұрын
Definitely true, and necessary in Aussie 😂
@goaway28034 жыл бұрын
@@chriswest7639 qld and be careful especially in vic and nsw 💚💛
@jenniferpearce10524 жыл бұрын
Where I live, they heat pools, so it is not refreshing. It feels like EVERYONE has peed in the pool. I grew up with cold pools and miss it so much!
@chelsie42034 жыл бұрын
I swear I watched this the other day! I love Michael McIntyre sooooo much! Makes me laugh so much 💖
@Oneindig3184 жыл бұрын
texting on a nokia 3310 made your thumbs the most powerfull, texting on an iphone just makes m weak :P
@My_Lyfe4 жыл бұрын
Ah, but have you ever texted on a blackberry keyboard? The sound alone deafens everyone in a 10ft radius
@RR47114 жыл бұрын
Infinity318 oh how I miss that key pad; the feel of pressing a button, the click sound. If they hadn’t switched off the old networks in Australia I would still be using my indestructible Nokia.
@genesis_ink4 жыл бұрын
yeah but with older phones texting was something you only did when talking to people but on iphones you type to use the internet and stuff too. So it was more work before but you do more of it now.
@vivelaresistance32394 жыл бұрын
Oh dear, when my kids were little and we travelled by air, I convinced myself that the air pressure changes that gave them runny noses were allergies that warranted a dose of Benadryl. I think the other passengers were grateful, though. 😆
@deborahdanielson89013 жыл бұрын
God bless you for your thoughtfulness❤️. The child was probably more comfortable, too
@sharonrice82554 жыл бұрын
Loved him every since he showed us his calves
@alexdiaz41812 жыл бұрын
Hello Sharon How are you doing today
@beverleyshevals27493 жыл бұрын
Michael is absolutely hilarious I watch him every day and laugh so much. All is shows he does are amazing xxx
@au.ru.4 ай бұрын
Your comedy is the only thing that makes me laugh in this weird time I'm going through, thank you SO much and God bless you. 💖💖💖
@robinjessop66074 жыл бұрын
Omg! Bahaha😂😂😂 Micheal, you are the best! You are my favorite comedian bar none! Thanks for making my day always!😙🤗 from Canada
@andreaawangku17824 жыл бұрын
I really really really hope that I can see him live one day...how fantastic that would be!!
@annad2513 жыл бұрын
I haven't been laughing this much for such a long time So funny he his Thank you!!!!
@acb76343 жыл бұрын
Same here in Trinidad and Tobago. 🇹🇹, "It's alright once you're in." Lol
@kaizephyr59114 жыл бұрын
I've never heard of this guy before, but from the thumbnail alone I knew he was British lol
@shaesot74 жыл бұрын
You cannot watch his video's in the quiet carriage of a train..he's always laugh out loud..
@nicholelarue24994 жыл бұрын
Lol. I'm in a hotel at the moment, volume low, ear practically against my phone while I smother my giggles so as not to disturb the other rooms. 🤣
@famouslastwords0791HR4 жыл бұрын
Lol always is right.
@DoubleDeckerAnton4 жыл бұрын
I bet Michael is like this, all day long...!!! 🤣 His kids get stand up for free...!!! 😂
@LukasDiSparrowOfficial4 жыл бұрын
This guy.... Let me tell you this... This guys right here.. Yes, the Michael guy I am talking about... He is... Just so.... I am telling you he just so... funny
@samueloliver-sherry-musici91714 жыл бұрын
Did you type this in your Apple Watch? Surely you did, it sounds like you are out of breath for laughing so hard.
@kendrashergold4394 жыл бұрын
He just is!! He is a wizard of hilarity.. just comedic perfection 😂
@sandistroud7305 Жыл бұрын
I’m so glad I found your channel. Love all the stories about every day things.
4 жыл бұрын
3.36 love that. It wonderfully contradicts people who loved how he was so "clean". ;-)
@First.Lastname4 жыл бұрын
Anybody disliking Michael’s videos clearly has no sense of humour
@RazleFrazle-kw5wb4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they have the opposite of humour..... Femur!
@wynn62404 жыл бұрын
Razle Frazle1999 I’m disappointed that I found that funny 😂
@laureln564 жыл бұрын
He could leave out the potty language and still be hilarious
@mlrd66224 жыл бұрын
Too Right!
@mlrd66224 жыл бұрын
@@RazleFrazle-kw5wb Get Out🤣
@vickiesmith30213 жыл бұрын
I could watch this guy all day!!!!
@anneboulton84313 жыл бұрын
“I’m going in” 😂
@alexdiaz41812 жыл бұрын
Hello Anne How are you doing today?
@redheadedpsycho45664 жыл бұрын
gotta love michael, i've got his dvds and 1 of his books for when i go into hospital :)
@yticivam4 жыл бұрын
Hello! I hope your hospital stay will be quick and easy.
@redheadedpsycho45664 жыл бұрын
@@yticivam I have to have something removed from me, but thank you :) I'll be reading his book to keep me entertained :)
@rosina294 жыл бұрын
Aww hope you're okay now ❤️
@redheadedpsycho45664 жыл бұрын
@@rosina29 i'm surviving for now :) hopefully i'll survive the operation too and then have my life back ❤️
@Suitified1 Жыл бұрын
And he fu*ked my swan!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@lolinnitfam90454 жыл бұрын
Michael McIntyre: *posts video saying stand up comedy* The thumbnail: *lying in bed* Me: *Visible Confusion*
@amysuepierce14594 жыл бұрын
Because he told the tale of the swan on his bed on holiday👍
@jasonhare8540 Жыл бұрын
This title got me out of an awkward conversation today . My anxiety flared up so I said I had to go home and do yoga with my swan . Dude may still be standing there confused as we speak 🛌
@Celticcross6883 жыл бұрын
Simply the BEST 🥰
@neisham74784 жыл бұрын
michael is just gorgeous...... love him to bits ❤️❤️
@lizanna63904 жыл бұрын
The thing that bothers me when I'm holiday somewhere very hot is how FREEZING the air conditioning is. I went to Las Vegas and had to take a cardigan everywhere in case I wanted to go inside. However, England is the worst for that. Teeth chattering away in Tesco. Am I the only person who does not think uncomfortable heat outside is no good reason for uncomfortable cold indoors?
@brittanyholtgreven41064 жыл бұрын
I thought I was alone in this!
@kennedysimpson20004 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!
@NW-lv9gb4 жыл бұрын
Yes, Tesco is the worst. I always take a fleece when I pop to Tesco when it's 37°c outside 😅
@Pippemi4 жыл бұрын
I’ve only ever thought that in the freezer aisles, which should be colder anyway. I prefer the cool air.
@anonymi85644 жыл бұрын
@@NW-lv9gb 37°C?! I'm in scotland the highest we get is 28°C and that was years ago! We get them every 2 years if we r lucky😂😂so wow, you lucky😂x
@tahnesha3 жыл бұрын
Micheal McIntyre is my new obession. Amazing 🙌🙌🙌🙌🏆
@RazleFrazle-kw5wb4 жыл бұрын
This video has made me question whether or not I am indeed an American.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey24944 жыл бұрын
mate I definitely am getting my Aussie membership card revoked after this one - too relatable
@glenysporter15514 ай бұрын
You are hilarious. I recommend you to everyone! I always tell people you are so funny you don't need to say the "f" word at all, so you see it isn't necessary if you're really talented. I see in this video, however, you are beginning to say it. Please consider stopping as it actually takes away from your show. You are extremely talented without it! Love you!
@Concetta203 жыл бұрын
11:18 Michael turned into Spike Milligan.
@alexdiaz41812 жыл бұрын
Hello Anna How are you doing today?
@helenhurst61682 жыл бұрын
Amazing. Brightens up my night
@runawayriot38534 жыл бұрын
Bet there's a thumb war app dedicated to modern day toddlers
@celticraven85234 жыл бұрын
There is
@prettyinpinky59374 жыл бұрын
Celtic Raven no way🤣🤣🤣🤣
@prettyinpinky59374 жыл бұрын
Celtic Raven no way🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mackenzieaspinall65514 жыл бұрын
Celtic Raven omg
@mena94x34 жыл бұрын
There’s a Red Hands app. It’s hilarious.
@malindaallen7183 жыл бұрын
One of his best!
@ИринаКузина-б7п4 жыл бұрын
Humour is a great doctor!!!!!! 🤗♥️♥️🧡🧡💛
@lkm_66894 жыл бұрын
Love this dude so much
@marionsudewo86704 жыл бұрын
Totally hilarious! 👍😄🤣
@bellagaara1 Жыл бұрын
I love this guy, doesn’t have to swear doesn’t have to make any jokes about sexual organs and still the funniest person alive 🎉
@syedbukhari74254 жыл бұрын
HES AMAZING 😂😂😂
@ylvisfan3904 жыл бұрын
Just the funniest man alive period
@wallemo18353 жыл бұрын
11:22 it sounds like this man says he was going to mug Micheal 😂
@rebeccahoneycutt14342 жыл бұрын
this dude is hilarious!!
@TheGreatFish23 Жыл бұрын
never fail to make me laugh and smile
@liloubaviere44204 жыл бұрын
" frisby, fuck off " had me dying
@Dee-ty9ny4 ай бұрын
OMG he's a real life Stewie! 🤣😂😂
@Violinist2654 жыл бұрын
The magic of Calpol 🤣🤣🤣
@leereadman99404 жыл бұрын
Just Brilliant love him
@CrisTina-dx8rh3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making me laugh till I cry again!
@that_lucie_girl54154 жыл бұрын
Id hate the be on the cameras for a micheal mcintyre show 😆
@TedaR4 жыл бұрын
We yanks are the same about the pool! Love you Michael! Laughter scares germs yall! Blessings fr Nashville, TN
@iloveneonfrogs34344 жыл бұрын
When i’m on holiday i have so much suncream on that i fizz when i get in the water. Where the suncream reacts with the chlorine or something.
@susanag18492 жыл бұрын
You are the best
@IdahoDali4 жыл бұрын
I'm from Australia and I still get in the water like that.
@lunatics18854 жыл бұрын
I loved Frankie Boyles comment on his umbrella joke. "You don't move the umbrella. You move the chairs to the umbrella. And his whole crowd were laughing at the joke.. It just made me think. What else don't They know? 🤔"
@benjaminlumsden4 жыл бұрын
"We're going to France on a mini break... And I even went to Dubai!"
@luminair11 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious.....love MM!!!
@catherinebateman6179 Жыл бұрын
Laughed so hard love him!!
@soylainglesaloca5308 Жыл бұрын
I still cry laughing watching this 🤣🤣
@BowmanMoran Жыл бұрын
He is wonderful!
@etherealechoes99074 жыл бұрын
12:23 that expression is priceless! Haha. Love him
@katelilyx71053 жыл бұрын
‘Is it cloud? Is it car? Yes’ too true
@celtpilot4 жыл бұрын
He's so funny!
@flamingpieherman98224 жыл бұрын
Man he is so funny!! I think this isnt just brits...its us cousins in america too...we have the same issues..
@calumpapworth70974 жыл бұрын
I go to the same school as his kids, I have seen him
@emilyjackson95364 жыл бұрын
Jasmine George don’t ask that, it’s a bit creepy
@calumpapworth70974 жыл бұрын
Jasmine George can’t really say
@xpertwolf174 жыл бұрын
Is he nice irl?
@calumpapworth70974 жыл бұрын
Xpert Wolf yes really nice and funny
@trayolphia57564 жыл бұрын
Calum Papworth have his kids become normal compared to how he portrays them in his skits?
@judysinclair26913 жыл бұрын
I just love this guy..😺
@nancym.22314 жыл бұрын
I don't care that it's a month later.. It's still worth watching. 😆😆 M M, Live Long.
@christinewesson20463 жыл бұрын
I went with my friend to Egypt and after a couple of days we would walk back to our room debating what our towels would be turned into. We got to the point where we would be laughing so hard on the way there we’d end up wetting ourselves .