Only British People Do This | Michael McIntyre Stand Up Comedy

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[@alexanderhamilton3354]

When michael walks without shoes he looks like a toddler in a business suit

[@corrinemills]

Why do you write like your running out of time.

[@alexanderhamilton3354]

@@corrinemills bcause then i can fight day and night like i am running out of time

[@WillKing03]

Alexander Hamilton I swear, everyday you write like you’re running out of time

[@karlsanderson8127]

Haha boss baby

[@princenom4184]

Boss baby

[@donnakerr4997]

I’ve only discovered Michael yesterday and I have been binge watching ever since. I have subscribed to every channel that I could find that showed anything at all about him. He has the knack of making us laugh at every day occurrences . Such a genius!!!

[@brisbanefisho9105]

This guy is the meaning of “Comedy Genius”

[@roseamalee1464]

💯

[@nasa1985]

HW. The entire performance is him telling the people a highly exaggerated version of our everyday lives. It really doesn’t take much to get an audience into laugher with such relatable topics... we all have experienced one or more of these things in our lives and 99% of the time we all have the same thoughts and actions to deal with them. The laughter is purely down to the exaggerated story and the relatability to that story. We’ve all made others laugh with our own relatable moments in life. It really is the easiest type of comedy that there is! A comedian who actually creates a show based on genuine jokes and fictional stories is the true genius.

[@roseamalee1464]

@@nasa1985 it's called comedy for those that actually have a sense of humour clearly u have none I agree with hw!! You must be a hater 😠😡

[@brisbanefisho9105]

NASA 1 you sound like the life of the party 🙄

[@nasa1985]

Amalee Lewis. My sense of humour is functioning perfectly.... and I never said that I didn’t laugh at his performance. I just find the use of comedy genius to be wildly exaggerated when deciding his ability with comedy.

[@G254611]

God I love this man. I laugh each time I watch him - even though I have seen it over and over again! Simply brilliant!

[@susanhaddad950]

His physical comedy is great!

[@greerrankin4177]

I feel like this is an extension of Billy Connelly's 'There's one in every town bit 🤣 Maybe a merge of Billy's bit and Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks.

[@chloebrewster-yx2md]

That is very funny Michael McIntyre

[@lisab9541]

I'm American but do the German way through the ropes or the Brit way, but limbo would be more fun.

[@reginamushi6582]

As a Podiatrist am very proud of him

[@soberhippie]

Looks like Michael visited the Ministry of Silly Walks. So it does exist, after all

[@mantan_rtw]

This guy has ballooned.

[@a1ananda]

British people fascinate me lol

[@Anastasiyax]

Why is it when he "runs" he looks like some sort of elegant gazelle 🤣

[@Manic71]

That's pure prancing!

[@isabellahernandez5010]

Ik right

[@LueezBee007]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🦌

[@simonegodwin7449]

A horse doing dressage. One of those spanish ponies

[@clemmiemayhew456]

THAT S WHAT IT IS

[@araisikewai]

Michael doesn't need gym. His single night of stand up would amount to half marathon for everyone else.

[@ED-yj6de]

😂😅🤣

[@tobiaspotter325]

I love this your Genius

[@iamcork103]

well i mean he is getting millions each year so you know

[@aimeeontheharp]

Yeah, he doesn’t do "stand up comedy"; he does "walk around comedy".

[@chrisgray9979]

A Generic Camel so what does that have to do with him being funny!

[@MomentphotographyCoUk]

5:50 Now that doctor has a great line to tell her friends: "Michael McIntyre once asked me to pull down his trousers."

[@ghostcityshelton9378]

😨 😆😅😄😃😂😁😀😉

[@kellynewman4066]

Bwahaha! Freaking brilliant!!!!

[@sean9177]

And her husband just watched lol

[@chicalertng]

Ohhhhh 😀

[@pingmckenna7078]

That is funnier than funny. Priceless. But will she brag about it to herbpatients?

[@mikenorval6331]

Those aren't calves .. they are full cows.

[@ellicooper2323]

Hahahaha

[@Troublenut]

Sandakan Bandara you haven’t got a lot going on right now, have you mate... LMAO

[@Troublenut]

Sandakan Bandara me too mate :) whereabouts are you. And i was only teasing ok ;)

[@lilyt18]

Well done 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂

[@izzyfedeli7214]

Sandakan Bandara maybe they just had the same idea it’s not that phenomenal of an idea

[@richfieldkirthan]

Unpopular opinion: The spotlight guy deserves a huge tip...

[@naturalbby1722]

I *STRONGLY* AGREE!! This man is doing a marathon up on that stage!!

[@wallemo1835]

Same here he must get his 10,000 steps every show 😂

[@Lauren-wc4xc]

YYYYEEESSSSSSSS

[@sprigmom1]

Totally agree!

[@robrtcase1963]

Or lip!

[@SaffronHorizon]

"dont laugh" says the man who's job is to make people laugh

[@nek_3286]

Exactly what I was thinking.😅

[@zacharyradford5552]

It was part of the joke.

[@nek_3286]

@@zacharyradford5552 yup.

[@TeeBoyd88]

It's similar to when a friend says, "Don't laugh but....." and then I end up laughing anyway. Every time.

[@izzyfedeli7214]

Zachary Radford really wow I had no idea.....

[@gypsy8669]

He's got such a "little boy charm" about him... yet his stage presence is tremendous.. absolutely love his shows...

[@safy0613]

I could rewatch his jokes a thousand times and still laugh. He's so funny.

[@JMAK2024]

He really is!!

[@hamstermunchies5558]

His sleeping wife bit makes me cry with laughter every time

[@robbymitchell805]

@@hamstermunchies5558 my personal favourite his wife getting ready to go out. GOLD! 🇦🇺😁

[@ertanbalkir8670]

Hello 💖 baby ❤️

[@ertanbalkir8670]

@@hamstermunchies5558 Hello 💖 baby ❤️

[@jakeriese4862]

I love his laugh when the Doctor is helping him; he sounds like he's a cheerful bloke and nice bloke. I like that he is having a laugh too; not just everybody else

[@michelepinsky4948]

He finds so much humor in everyday life. I love him.

[@PH_1964]

I've loved him since before I left for Australia and was so thrilled to see him in Perth in March 2020 and immediately after we went into lockdown. He was absolutely fantastic. Today, 29.04.2022 is the first day without masks and I'm on my way home after seeing David O'Doherty. I cried with laughter at both. Live comedy is the best medicine 🤣😂🤣😂💝

[@MightyMouse350]

Nothing better than a comedian who takes the piss out of themselves 😂

[@lolinnitfam9045]

Michael McIntyre: lets have rope systems to give people exercise! All companies during lockdown: Ok

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[@tayouriri7415]

That's what I was going to say Michael was just predicting the future 😁

[@ellahopkins5541]

Michael: a comedian, doing a comedy show "Don't laugh"

[@Friendship1nmillion]

That which you're referring to is, should be or could be a {viral} meme. 🦵🤭💂‍♂️👤🛩

[@gardenjoy5223]

Just some clean fun. Not demeaning, not cursing, not needing sex to make us laugh as a last resort. Just some CLEAN fun. LOVED it! Thank you!

[@jamesdspaderf2883]

you ears censored the f- bombs? LOL, just kidding ...he's mostly clean

[@fannypliers3716]

sex is something natural, it’s absolutely ok to joke about it. the way the joke is made actually plays a role though.

[@markorollo.]

He does do both in other jokes, but it's not a problem, swearing is just words.

[@helenwoodason8053]

What you on about? 😂 7 swear words and a flick of the middle finger in this short clip alone. He still funny.

[@haley4302]

I agree. My kind of comedy 🥳

[@acediaethos4469]

8:03 everytime i watch this, "a non-moving floor option..... which i think we can just call 'floor' now that i think about it" KILLS ME

[@thil28]

Me too! Hahahahaha... I remember the first time I saw this... thinking...non moving floor option, isn’t that just “floor”? Before his remarks 🤣🤣🤣

[@qobikwezi656]

Michael: Why dont you do it? Hubby: She's a doctor. The husband's response shows how painfully English he is, representing you guys well. No thrills, no fluff. I love it.

[@swordsword5593]

No one is better than Michael in making everyday simple activity into a fun fact. And oh, by the way, his hair is very destinctive too...ehheeh

[@swordsword5593]

@Mai Nyigguh you will never understand it...only some who follow could. So, don't bother yourself

[@swordsword5593]

@Mai Nyigguh does it bother you if I pat my own self...? Am sure you can't and won't do it for me

[@swordsword5593]

@Mai Nyigguh you're not worthy to pat my back though

[@bunnygirl2448]

Doesn’t Britain have a “Ministry of Silly Walks?” Lol

[@emmacheese6107]

Yes

[@mathildacarr8812]

I'm never gonna stop laughing about how bottom travelled this far

[@christinaluna713]

That exactly where I was thinking he must have gone!

[@brainsmoran4954]

@@mathildacarr8812 what has bottom got to do with the ministry of silly walks? Only I associate it with Monty Python and I think they got the idea from the goon's.

[@mathildacarr8812]

@@brainsmoran4954 Oh sorry I always get confused I'm not allowed to watch 15s so I dont know which ones which but yes it is Monty python

[@eilidh_2643]

I’m British and I am one of the people who walks through all of the zig zags but when I get to the corners I drift my suit case around the corners😂😂😂

[@lzeph]

I'll bet you make little 'vroom' or 'swsshh' sound effects as you turn. I do. =-)

[@Sergeantmajormario]

@@lzeph also a Tyre squeal noise during that drift as well

[@remi2821]

That’s why we do it coz it’s more fun that way also avoids an awkward situation where someone is walking down the whole way and u cut in front of them by going under the ropes

[@_DatBoi499]

I legit just find a part with fuck all ropes or like just 2 and go underneath it

[@billyslaironair8860]

All British relate to this: Me: "No, no I don't" Michael: "yes you do" Me: "yes, yes I do

[@meriadocbrandybuck9833]

😆 This explains why everyone was shocked when I simply stepped over some ropes at Heathrow

[@harryjesshop6890]

IS THIS TREASON, SIR?

[@nullnull7495]

Yea, we don't do that here

[@jessicadavenport2808]

🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

[@chiefjetsonofflare5329]

If caught by secrity they will loudly yell at you to stop NOW‼ airport rules are not to be tampered with at any TIME ‼it scared the h#ll out of me🇨🇦

[@bolotabr12]

As a Brazilian person I’m laughing my head off 😂

[@triggerfish9967]

I'm convinced that this stand up show is just a cover up for him to exercise.

[@aliyahali4299]

As a Canadian, I'm also walking through the airport ropes like the British. LoL

[@valesth4903]

I thought it was like, idk, illegal to touch them or something :/

[@chriswest7639]

Me too. I’m Aussie. It must be the commonwealth we all share

[@rebekahmontesdeoca565]

I do that too and I'm American

[@tonicastel5933]

South Africans too. 🤣

[@chrisgraham2904]

As a Canadian, we say "Excuse me" each time we pass a pylon and "Sorry" if we happen to bump into one.

[@Angeliqueceramique]

As a runner I can say that is actually a good running pose,lot of runners wished they were natural fore food runners Nobody should run heel to toe like he shows lol 😂

[@JamesChanUK]

Great knee lift in that running gait!

[@jamesdspaderf2883]

No, that's quite wrong, for reasons too complex to discuss here.

[@Angeliqueceramique]

@@jamesdspaderf2883 true,the knee lift was wrong bud the feet were a good beginning

[@ariannasilva4462]

It's great for speed but will cause damage later on.

[@MrEmiosk]

@@jamesdspaderf2883 heel to toe bad for the knees and hip, but energy efficent. Toe to heel good for knee ankle and hip for balance speed and power, it is however more wasteful... too complicated to go into my arse.

[@KJKP]

Obviously, he accidentally walked into the patent office for funny walks.

[@gj4916]

....I never noticed, but I walk and run like him. All the pressure at the toes. I never knew I'd need to actually correct it.

[@ellakatherine6095]

Same 😂

[@kyakya111]

So do I 🤣

[@MCeili]

Me too, and I broke toes because of it.

[@matthewdawson9364]

Walking is healthy heel-to-toe. Running has too much impact for that so toe-to-heel is better for running

[@gawdsuniverse3282]

In the wild world, it is natural to walk on the ball of the foot first, that way the foot can feel the ground or anything lying on it and adjust easily avoiding injury. In the modern world with even pavements and wearing shoes that survival tactic is no longer essential. Walking on the ball of the foot is a passive way to exercise as well as toning calves and buttocks while easing impacts on the spine, as well as keeping a fine sense of balance, everyone should toe-to-heel for the health benefits.

[@jack.cummins]

Bloody love this man's sense of humour. Comedy genius he is. Knows exactly how to tell a joke and then ties it back into his performance later on and it's hilarious

[@theboss-oj2vo]

When he made that doctor joke that's the best comedy imo, like you can't write that backstage you just have to opportunistic and wait for the right moment!

[@kindakeewee5492]

U sound like a British builder

[@jack.cummins]

kinda keewee I’m an Aussie in high school

[@jack.cummins]

Peighnis Honourchign yup

[@kindakeewee5492]

@@jack.cummins huh cool saame

[@134552Adnan]

Running heel first is unnatural. That's how everyone gets injuries!

[@alibettenson8419]

As a British person, I will also admit to walking around the full zigzag rope systems anywhere they have them 🤣 I cant bring myself to cheat - it just feels too naughty haha!

[@alibettenson8419]

@Mai Nyigguh I guess you must be looking in the mirror? 😉

[@tealrose3248]

Aussie here. Either hurdling or unhooking the ropes is valid, depending on clothing and luggage. If there's a lot of people around and the rope maze isn't excessive I'll walk it.

[@joecrouse2503]

Im american and I do that. Im pretty sure everyone does

[@SGast]

I am German and he was pretty spot on. I have so many Germans seen that unhook and then rehook the rope systems. And I have done it too.

[@adriennedandy4119]

Canadian and I 100% do the full rope zigzag

[@ellencostner1720]

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE SO FUNNY JUST WALKING ACROSS A STAGE?? HE IS THE 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD.....BRILLIANT, NO DOUBT!!! I LOVE HIM❣❣

[@Ben-tv6wv]

As a german, i couldn´t stop laughing, because he dexcribed it so accured, that it was a litte embarrassing

[@pjay3028]

Wow he made a German laugh, he must be funny!😂🤣😂

[@rattusnorvegicus4380]

@@pjay3028 I once shamed a German to the extent he removed his glasses and jumped up & and down on them. That was hilarious to all of us in the Dutch bar that 1981 night. Funniest description I`ve seen on German response to English language humour was by my favourite American-Irish(1/4 German) comedian, the great Bob Newhart, seen here sparing with Johnny Carson kzbin.info/www/bejne/p4alZK2CqbWWnas. If you like it, you may like to watch this too...kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2Wtk5yim7KqotU. Those two spark off each other very well. I have a photo from Summer of 1960 with my father(a DJ back then for a while), holding up the vinyl of `The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart` . Very funny man.

[@oliviakarwowska7307]

When he said "welcome to Heathrow, ready, get set, go" I was laughing soooo hard cause I never heard anything more true 😂😂😝😝

[@lindamolitor9884]

He could actually be talking about women in our high heels.

[@markfox1545]

As opposed to figuratively talking about them, you mean?

[@Mad9977]

he actually did that =) it's called when women get ready or smt like that

[@kookiesensations4798]

@@Mad9977 oh yeah and he's like it's erotic until you get to the point where the knees are and tights r hard to pull up? 😂😂

[@Mad9977]

@@kookiesensations4798 haha yes =D

[@RoseClimbPaintC]

::wrinkly-eyed laugh face emoticon:: Heels create all the things he just corrected

[@velocirapty7697]

You should think Michael needs a new doctor. His normal way to run is actual the natural way humans used to run before everyone got shoes. The best sprinters in the world run on their toes. Now everyone have adapted to run with shoes with shock absorption so its possible to run with your heel first. But there is no right way, just two different ways. One natural and one with shock absorbing shoes.

[@emmiloub8699]

I love this guy you can relate to everything he talks about

[@merkerface]

Mai Nyigguh he’s not just talking about walking though is he ya dick, he’s talking about the intricacies of having a walk that’s not biomechanically optimal ;)

[@jrgboy]

Sorry but I just can't watch him, the way he walks up & down gets on my nerves and makes me feel giddy..

[@jmason7179]

Why is this so true I've never gone under or over the ropes. I follow the path like the good little britt I am.

[@bylene3155]

When I did the “American thingy” my British bf was so gutted with my behaviour 😂

[@goodputin4324]

Your bf is British?

[@jemmaj2919]

I bet he thought u had no class

[@ravenjade2553]

Ye-haw! My follow Merican!

[@goodputin4324]

@@ravenjade2553 fellow, not follow

[@chrisaskin6144]

@@thewriteinpresident Wtf is that rambling bollocks all about?

[@tammykuchta5409]

This is sooo hilarious!!! I LOVED the zig zag rope bit. He ought to include Canadians. We’re a lot like British people with the exception of when the American is passing in front, we’d say “Oops, sorry”. lol Michael is my new favourite to watch!!! Omg my stomach hurts!! 🤣🤣😂😂😀😊🥰🤗❤️🇨🇦

[@elizabethwalker7864]

Although Australians are somewhat unconventional they still follow the ropes, but do not queue, just stand around . They still know the order though ❤

[@simonebye8789]

I love Michael McIntyre he so funny , No one does Humour better than the Brit's.

[@nevinkasapoglu9466]

British humour is best in the world!

[@aina2165]

Agree, and I am an Norwegian 😁👌

[@madamemims8370]

Agree and I am Australian

[@Lilygrenfell2005]

" I walk as if I'm falling" I'm dying with laughter

[@violetskies14]

Michael has always been my favourite comedian because he takes every day things and makes them hilarious. He doesn't need to use crude shock humour because he can make me almost wee myself laughing talking about getting a trolley at the shops.

[@cyberjack]

He possibly the campest straight man ever lol

[@achristfollowingturnbullma8237]

After David walliems haha

[@cyberjack]

@@achristfollowingturnbullma8237 obviously lol

[@CANDYANGEL200823]

Na that’s David Walliams

[@lau3843]

CANDYANGEL200823 but david? is he straight?

[@cyberjack]

@@lau3843 dont think so ...

[@JeanCrow-o9e]

I'm an American and love Michael! He is a very funny man and love watching his videos.

[@kirnpu]

He is absolutely the BEST!!!

[@landonletterman831]

This man has the calf muscles that they would have given the statue of a Greek god.....

[@HurremDurrem]

(Shhh let Zeus tell us more jokes)

[@lewisdabeast6143]

Michael’s run looks like he is recreating a gorgeous gazelle

[@MurderBong]

SPOTLIGHT GUY'S GETTING A WORKOUT TODAY.

[@colourfulyt6697]

Hes probably used to it 😂

[@lexlouise1413]

So is Micheal it seems 😂

[@RedLemonade.]

he literally spent the first 5 mins without his shoes, now that's commitment

[@shamanbeartwo3819]

It was like being at a Patti LaBelle concert mixed in with Dancing With the Stars.

[@pratishthagulati8372]

Here’s Micheal trying to hit the daily ‘10,000 steps goal’ on his Fitbit.

[@lindavogel2710]

It's hard to believe that he had trouble in the beginning of his career finding an audience. He takes everyday life events finds the humor and is bloody helarious. I laugh and relate to a lot. Love from the USA🇺🇸

[@nasa1985]

Linda Vogel. Hilarious!

[@jackiedelvalle]

Mai: drivel?

[@caralama08]

Linda Vogel Humour. Hilarious. 👍😉

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[@ertanbalkir8670]

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[@colettedeegan8861]

It amazes me how Michael can make story outta everyday situations & he makes it so amusing😂😂😂

[@alexbenavidez4500]

Watching this in the middle of the night, and trying not to wake my family wheezing. Holy shit. How on Earth is he making the most mundane things funny? I usually hate physical comedy, but godamnit.

[@happyhealthydutchie]

Watching this in bed at night. My husband asked me 3 times not to laugh out loud in the middle of the night.

[@avalerie4467]

Toe-to-heel is how dancers are taught to walk. Your running is quite graceful, actually ! So nice to just laugh. Thank you, Michael

[@charliewilson6475]

I love him, I think Michael is so funny, but I lost it when he couldn't pull his trousers down 😂

[@patrickogutu1310]

Never seen a big person move so majestically and light on their feet 🤣🤣🤣 What a great man! Great comedy!

[@James_pookieott]

‘She’s a doctor’ When MICHAEL laughs at a joke you know it’s fucking hilarious

[@frankgeisenburg9208]

As an American, we do indeed step over the ropes. (just no yeeha)

[@jubelivion182]

Bet you'll do the yeeha in your head next time!

[@calebsmommy812]

I duck under them. Or walk around it up to the counter if there's literally no one in line

[@thewriteinpresident]

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[@mycatisorganic5820]

@@thewriteinpresident wtf I think I found a pathetic excuse for a copy and paste

[@ballsqueezer6944]

The Write In President What the...

[@idaliakulik]

Michael has successfully managed to fit in a bit of comedy in between his gym sessions.

[@lb4965]

He's like a little unicorn when he's running

[@sneezywheezy1473]

I met him and his wife and kids at Paultons one year when I worked there. He was trying to be stay under the radar except with a big green baseball cap and grin on his face it didn't really work. Everyone knew it was him. He is great bringing everyday situations and finding the funny side to them in his comedy.

[@jemmaj2919]

If only he realises 2020 will be the year of the rope system 😂

[@greatcaj]

He is so energetic.I got tired just watching his comedy routine as if I did my exercise. 😂

[@sarahmaybe5675]

His natural run is the way the human body is designed to run(on the front of our feet).

[@lordomacron3719]

Runs yes, but not walk. He was walking on the front of his feet which was the error that needed correcting. Then he took some comedic license in somewhat exaggerating and embesilihing.

[@lynettesmith1893]

American comedians should watch this man & learn how to be hilarious without being crude rude & boring, just plain great humor & no smut.

[@OperaJH]

You said it! I can’t stand any of the so called talented ones here!

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

Americans aren't smart enough to understand and appreciate the depth and philosophy of British humour

[@channelzero2252]

I've seen this before - In fact, I watched the bit about the airport just about two weeks ago - But this is one comedy routine I'm happy to watch multiple times. It is very enjoyable. :)

[@vajs6312]

We’ve finally met a real life member of The Ministry of Silly Walks.

[@secularvalue1114]

He is so very funny. He can humor every single mundane attribute of life.

[@DrSirSteve]

The rope thing is funny. I think us British tend to have grudges when someone doesn't follow the rope rule or cross lines when not supposed to. 😅

[@smiley6080]

As a Norwegian, we walk the zigzag. Because we just don’t feel the need to hurdle the rope and stuff like that. We are just to socially awkward for that kind of thing. Plus personally I am clumsy so I would never attempt that

[@rijulachakraborty8581]

Yes exactly!!

[@mlapointej]

I'm Canadian, we walk around the whole things, just skip the ropes if no one is there

[@missp5152]

I'm Irish. l used to bob under them + encourage anyone around me to follow 🤣 ⛷️ (Can't even bend ze knees nowadays 🤭)

[@tarkatheotter6977]

@@missp5152 see I’d duck under too if I see someone else do it. I’m easily led and would hope the first one would be the one to get glared at😅

[@NSResponder]

Funniest bit on walking since Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks.

[@Rawtec]

Another Michael McIntyre video, thanks for making my day so much better :-)

[@lisahenry20]

Similar to the moving floor vs non moving floor, I used to race my mum up stairs. She'd go on the escalator and if it was next to regular stairs, I'd try get up before her. I'm proud to say I won at least 90% of the time, the other 10% were a draw when the escalator was empty (apart from her obvs) and she would walk up it.

[@jianhuimo133]

Ahhhh back in the days when it was funny to have rope systems outside shopping centres

[@Sofia-he1qw]

As Michael mentions how the Brazilians go under the ropes I remember me (who is from Brazil) as a little kid doing exactly that lol

[@sweetboo1022]

As an American, I can attest, I always hurdle the ropes.

[@spooky4985]

Oh Dear Michael, if no-one else will tell you, I will. Your way of increasing your speed over the ground without using your heels is not running. It is called 'mincing'.

[@jemmaj8113]

Him: don’t laugh Me: but you’re a comedian

[@phillipecook3227]

" They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian ..... they're not laughing now" Bob Monkhouse.

[@joc_tamai]

When there are empty queues, us Aussies just go _down under_ the ropes Sorry

[@lindalee-brown5539]

Or we walk along the outside of the ropes and go straight to the counter

[@badninja1971]

Body builders are all going to start walking like him now. 😂

[@cynthiaedwards3128]

This guy's deserves every dollar/pound whatever he makes. I step over.. to start, I look both ways like I am crossing the street but no sound effects.

[@simeonsunholyhips4522]

He looks like the bad guy from the Lorax ngl

[@angellynn4421]

Oh my gosh you’re right!!

[@thevergemusic9582]

These videos have gotten me through quarantine!!

[@taglicherirrsinn5926]

Oh, yes

[@taglicherirrsinn5926]

@Mai Nyigguh 🧐

[@zenahel-rafih4077]

He is definitely one of the best comics around, no vulgarity just plain fun☺️

[@BonJody]

Thats prancing Michael not running. Lol

[@lolinnitfam9045]

I love how his hair bounces when he laughs

[@izzyfedeli7214]

His laugh is adorable I love him so much so adorable bless him

[@moseygosey]

5:00 he walks like angry Tom and Jerry XD

[@thatloganr4819]

His Walking is one of his personalities supposedly 😂

[@K.Alexander-r7t]

You really are one of my favorite Comedians and I am a born-bred American. You are truly one of the funniest clean comedians, around, Michael, thank you for sharing your gift for funny.