MLM TOP FAILS #63 | This might be the least compelling before-and-after photo ever

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[@astoldbyhash]

I wouldn't purchase anything from the first woman based solely on the fact that she kept her tap running for no reason 🤷‍♀️

[@LisaHarvey16]

That is such a waste of water. I bet she complains about her water bills.

[@livaugirard3383]

I was triggered so hard! 😅 turn the damn water off!

[@alfalfa2155]

I was just going to comment this 😂 So aggravating!

[@NottyAries]

8 months later and this comment is still accurate. 😂😂

[@nelliebly6616]

And how can even have any more skin left,on her face😮

[@frances9560]

it’s absolutely insane to me that this woman literally said “inflation is crazy right now so no one should spend more than they have to so you should buy this $80 shampoo” like girl….. what

[@Brittainy89]

Exactly what I picked up on - like how can you say those two things in the same sentence? I am fortunate and COULD afford it and it’s ridiculous even to me to spend that much on shampoo! So if the people that can afford it don’t even want to, who is this for?!? Lol

[@alexarotheschild4169]

Came to the comments for this.

[@LisaHarvey16]

She is delusional.

[@HayleighPaige]

Seriously!! I’m a CPA, I make decent money, and I would NEVER spend more than $25 on shampoo and conditioner combined. And the only reason I spend that much is because I use the shampoo and conditioner bars to cut down on plastic packaging. That being said, it still feels like a luxury to me - I would never look down on someone for buying Suave because that was always my go to before. Good shampoo and wayyyyy cheaper!

[@dixiech1ck]

The way she was rubbing her face, I was like holy crap lady.. you're going to pull your face off

[@SpiralxShock]

The funniest thing to me about the 'Pyramid schemes are illegal!'/'Just because it's illegal doesn't mean it doesn't happen' thing is that if you think about it, the fact that it's illegal means it absolutely does happen. If it didn't happen, there'd be no point in making it illegal.

[@Big_Tex]

Yep that’s an old trope. If you want to see what vices people indulged in in some place or time, you see what things were made illegal by law.

[@debymello4756]

@@Big_Tex "What do mean, he stole your money? Theft is illegal"

[@glitterberserker1029]

I mean generally but not every law is passed because some new crime is thought up. A good example are trans bathroom laws. There wasn't some huge spike in trans people going rouge in bathrooms, people just didn't want to have to pee in the same room as a minority.

[@debymello4756]

@@glitterberserker1029 in this case I think it's more a mix-and-match of stuff that happens and agendas. With trans people and bathrooms, bathroom inapropriacy happens and trans people exist, so joining both is a way of acting like they're treating the first when really is to convince themselves that their path towards making trans person illegal is some sort of "frog in boiling pot" thing

[@SpiralxShock]

@@glitterberserker1029 Well it doesn’t have to be a crime. Your example is still a really good one of the general point. Sadsacks who won’t mind their own business are trying to pass those stupid laws because trans people using the bathroom that aligns with their chosen gender identity is a real thing that happens in life.

[@laur83]

that first woman who didn’t turn the water off while angrily washing her face and talking about her monat shampoo drove me insane.

[@nicoles7126]

Seriously! What was on her face that she needed to wash it so aggressively? And what's with the wasting the water? Sheesh. 🤦‍♂️

[@jahbern]

That lady made me anxious. 😂

[@megacookie521]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one, the whole time I'm screaming out to turn the water off!

[@DarkFire1536]

I agree! I was so worried about her skin!

[@XLindsLuvsPinkX]

Apparently she’s making SO much money with Monat that she can afford the large water bill. 🤣

[@Samantha360]

$84 it's more that I spend on my groceries week. $110 is two weeks of groceries. It's not an excuse that people can't afford it. It's ✨reality ✨

[@ladyv5655]

I've stopped telling hunbots that I can't afford something. I now say they that I don't want something. What can they say to that?

[@Samantha360]

@@ladyv5655 but how will know you know you don't want it if you don't try it 👁️👄👁️

[@missamanda2703]

Because I've lived 45 Yeats wo it. I don't freaking want it.

[@kaylarealtalk_safespace5127]

Okay, but where do you live that $110 gets you groceries for 2 weeks? 😭

[@Samantha360]

@@kaylarealtalk_safespace5127 well, with inflation it's a bit more now, but I live on a shoe string budget 😞 Its lucky I don't like social media, because I'm hun bait 🤣

[@moldyvoldy1231]

The statement, "You'll get a free gift. When you purchase something at the drugstore, you don't get anything free." Yeah, Brenda, but I'm also only spending maybe 10 dollars on my purchase, and it doesn't make my hair fall out soooo 🤷‍♀️

[@loosilu]

This reminds me of when I call the cable company to cut back my package, and they say they can't do that but they'll give me free channels. No, I don't want more channels for the same money. I was fewer channels for LESS money. The money part is the point.

[@daftoptimist]

And every once in a while I’ll score a BOGO/free gift on a drugstore brand at Ulta, so…

[@pixiegirl131415]

I get my personal care items at target, and they frequently have a buy x number of products or spend $x and get a gift card.

[@libertymedicalcommunicatio4908]

LOL! CVS (a pharmacy chain in the Northeastern US) has two-for-one sales all the time

[@SkwithOv]

i went grocery shopping and got something free - a buy one get one free situation (basically 50% off), but still - it WAS free

[@Justkelseyagain]

Every time you say Heely I think of the shoes with wheels in them. And if that was an MLM, I’d actually consider joining 😂

[@thestitchqueencrochet]

😂😂😂 Same!

[@Kreepie11]

I'd like to see a rolling pitch. "Anyone want to join meeeeeee....?" *sounds of MLM pitch fade*

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Same thing I was thinking 😂

[@HannahAlonzosDad]

Hannah and I once were told we couldn’t enter a Costco because she had a pair of Heely’s on and they deemed it to be a risk. 😂 Happy Mother’s Day Hannah!

[@MrsMuffin11]

Hannah's dad in the comments has me dyingggg I love it! Happy Mother's Day Hannah!

[@ameliawolter9086]

I was once taught by a former MLM salesperson that if you just want to shut down a pitch say no without a qualifying excuse for them to refute. If they push, use something generic like “I’m not interested.” It’s harder to overcome that objection.

[@valbrenneman9071]

Right! When someone asked me "why not?". I just said because I don't want to. And walked away.

[@timriehl1500]

I always get, "But WHY aren't you interested?" lol.

[@geeniusbar]

@@timriehl1500 say it sounds boring / your pitch wasn’t interesting enough to catch my attention

[@Kreepie11]

lol "Why not?" Because "Ya basic!"

[@AwesometownUSA]

One time I got approached about one of these “opportunities” and I thought it was a joke so I just laughed out loud - I could tell immediately from their face that, oh, they were DEF serious, but that shut down the pitch right there haha

[@teamworld4802]

That Monat woman may be an undercover anti mlm 😂 ive NEVER seen a salesperson that angry! Its sad and crazily hilarious at the same time😅

[@LisaHarvey16]

I love this comment.

[@BackyardButcher]

😂😂this comment wins the interzones today! 👍

[@michellelynngarceau3851]

Lmao I think you’re on to something!😂

[@sweetmother2406]

The first hun was stressing me out the way she was attacking her face with that wash cloth! Every time I thought she was done, she’d rinse, ring, and go back in for more 😬

[@aruda10]

Omg, me too. Washing like she did would break my face out so bad.

[@cindybuerge5298]

I came here to the comments to see if anyone else noticed. It was giving me major anxiety 😂

[@CerealSunday]

@@cindybuerge5298 SAME!!!

[@nad_bell_]

Hi it's a month later and I was watching this cringing away in horror :(

[@DarkFire1536]

I know! I was stressed out. Plus her attitude was so gross in general.

[@felicia4869]

Most of the time the “free stuff” is something you don’t want and ends up just cluttering your house.

[@ladyv5655]

Usually, it's excess inventory that they wouldn't be able to sell otherwise.

[@Kreepie11]

My partner works at a local weed processing plant. The amount of crap they give away is astounding. The t-shirts are nice, but scattered about the house are buttons, carry cases, key chains, extra grinders, and a million rolling papers in a size we don't use. Best part? The company is now downsizing. 🤦‍♀

[@amandanorrisart]

Monat is (quite literally) constantly running "amazing" sales that need to be taken advantage of. 🙄

[@LisaHarvey16]

So true.

[@DanielMartinez-dk9te]

“Because inflation sucks and we cannot afford spending more than we have to” says the lady inviting us spend 80 dollars for shampoo 😂😂😂😂😂 like, is she even listening to herself talk??

[@mommy2libras]

Right? My shampoo and conditioner costs around 5-6 bucks each and that's because I'm not on a budget. But I spent most of my life below poverty level and shampoo and conditioner were low priority and I went straight for the $1 V05 or Suave every time.

[@kendrastevenson5423]

She was running that water for so long!!!! 🤯🌧

[@e.babybaby]

It killed me! I wanted to rip my hair out. How do we not have any self-awareness for water conservation in 2023?!

[@lpronovost84]

So was i! 😅

[@AliciaMcIntire]

I know right!? My desert dwelling self wanted to reach through the screen and shut it off for her

[@RachelMarotta]

It's funny that she used Shoppers Drug as an example of not giving free gifts. They have one of the best point systems of any big box store. I end up getting about 300 dollars every year from just buying my day to day stuff.

[@adriannnaable]

Right 😂 i work for the software company that does their point management system

[@MommaB74]

I also really appreciate SDM’s points! Not quite $300 but definitely worth it

[@RachelMarotta]

@@MommaB74 the trick is to buy everything you need on the 20x the points day. I usually stock up on shampoo conditioner toiletries and Tylenol and advil.

[@randl7423]

Haha, I just commented the same thing before reading this comment

[@RachelMarotta]

@@randl7423 yea there are some point systems that suck. But shoppers is probably the best one around and the worst example she could have used 😂

[@linn469]

the main reason I don't like MLM'ers as opposed to other sales-people is because when a salesperson approaches me, I know their end goal is to get me to buy their product, whereas when it's an MLM'er, me buying their product is just the first step.

[@loosilu]

You ARE the product.

[@mommy2libras]

You just don't understand! They aren't offering just a product, they're offering you an opportunity! Freedom! Yeah, no way I could say that to someone in person with a straight face, lol.

[@KipperHutch1]

When you said “It’s like the wind’s been taken out of her sails”, I was thinking ‘sales’. I think the wind is long gone from her sails and sales. 🤣 Great video Hannah!

[@Alyse_bell]

It’s really hilarious how these Huns thinking that yelling at their potential customers and belittling them for not buying from them works and is good for ‘their business’. You don’t have Redken out here swearing at their customers, sliding into their dms and demanding they buy shampoo 😂

[@KahleesiD]

The first lady...YIKES! "I treat you well and I send you free sh&* all the time! Dont think about it just do it!"

[@R_N22]

I have had a disorder called Trichotillomania since I was 9. It means I pull out my hair, yes-literally. It’s a HUGE source of shame and embarrassment, it has been my whole life. I am now 34. I’ve been a part of countless support groups for many reasons. What grinds my gears is monat reps coming into our groups and using our heartbreak for profit. They pitch their product saying it helps hair growth, encourages it to grow faster etc etc. It’s so full of crap. If anyone knows a thing or two about hair growth, it’s us. These people are relentless.

[@loosilu]

Hi Renee, I'm a recovered trichster. You can come out of it. I had no idea huns were targeting you. That's horrible Hang in there, it doesn't have to be for life. I started around age 9 and am now in my 50s.

[@maryeckel9682]

That's disgusting

[@imzabatch]

@@maryeckel9682 Don't be mean and rude

[@reidleblanc3140]

Ah I feel you. I have its even more evil cousin dermatillomania. It’s “only” been 6 years but I have by far the worst case I have ever seen. I have multiple constantly infected spots on my face (I cannot see a doctor for them - thanks US health system). It is not about stress or self hatred for me; it is an autistic stim. That makes it nearly impossible to stop. I literally do it in my sleep. Here’s hoping we both find some way to make it stop.

[@Purplegoldfish]

​@@reidleblanc3140also autistic and feel like I'm on my way to this one 😅 I feel for you and hope you can learn a new stim one day to replace it ❤️

[@stacylarson740]

Please do a deep dive on Healy! That company sounds beyond predatory.

[@lucilesautot7740]

I think Mack Attack has made a video on the topic. I also see a video from a french electronician who demonstrates that this device does nothing, it is not controled by the app, and the estimated production cost is something like 15 dollars. I can find it for you if you're interested, but it is in french 🙂

[@Brittainy89]

I was wondering if it was just like a TENS machine, which does have some benefits but you can get them significantly less, but it doesn’t even sound as useful as that 🙄

[@maryeckel9682]

​@@lucilesautot7740 Mack really shredded it!

[@LisaHarvey16]

I'm looking into doing a video on Healy.

[@slowdownbuddy]

​@@Brittainy89thats what i was thinking and even then you can get those through most insurance companies at little to no cost too.

[@deannaratz9702]

Healy seems wild! I can't believe they haven't been on our radar yet! Hearing the term "Frequency medicine" made me shudder - I can't even imagine what kind of medical claims they're making for their silly product!

[@Kreepie11]

Best part - the "science" was pioneered by a guy who was caught falsifying blood diagnostics and when they looked at his "medical tools" it was a bunch of junk. Can't make this shit up.

[@LisaHarvey16]

I'm going to investigate their health claims.

[@reidleblanc3140]

It’s crazy how these people hate 5G because “the radiation gives you (insert thing they pretend is bad)!!!!!” but then something like this combats it.

[@Adelehalsall]

When she said “Healy” at first I immediately thought of the heelies (the kids’ trainers with wheels that pop out).

[@nicolehoneywill5529]

How is that water still running? In South Africa we're almost permanently in a drought in the place I live! That just makes me so uncomfortable it's so wasteful!

[@bethanycostello2231]

Ah, I can’t believe you found a clip about Healy! My cousin sells both Healy and Purium (which is a diet/supplement MLM) - my cousin claims the Healy adjusts the vibrations of tap water and makes it safe to drink lol

[@tayhutt1035]

😂😂

[@kristinabava8718]

The vibrations of the water!? Lmao

[@patriciamcconnell2218]

Any time in life when somebody begins and opens what is supposed to be a 'conversation' by spitting angry, entitled accusations at me, I immediately shut them down, shut them off or block them....I don't need an excuse to spend my money where and how I want to and last time I checked I do not owe you My time or my money....she's speaking as if we have all broken some sort of understanding with her.... no understanding has existed

[@drexyspivey]

I work for a professional, high-end hair care line, and there would be absolute hell to pay if I ever started a conversation with a customer by saying, “ if you have ever considered buying *the brand I work for*, but you’ve always thought it was too expensive blah blah blah, whatever your other excuses are”. I’d be fired on the spot. That is NOT how you talk to customers. It’s soooo condescending and downright rude. How can they believe that this technique works???

[@sctc2494]

Can we talk about how aggressively the first hun was washing her face?

[@Allynics]

I thought the same thing! My skin is crying just watching 😭

[@user-ho3cf2yh2c]

Woman washing face : " make social media video so the mlm coaches dont bug me - check ! "

[@unepresenceambigue]

I live in Canada, and Shoppers Drug Mart often gives a free gift with purchase or samples when you pay at the beauty counter! Plus their points can give you gas and groceries actually.

[@JenBelogura]

omg I just said that lol I love shoppers

[@JohannahFaythe]

Oh good, someone else brought this up! I was screaming at the screen that Shoppers often has free gift sales running for their beauty products and that this lady in the video was straight up lying. And off the top of my head, so does The Bay, Sears (when it was still in Canada), and a bunch of makeup stores I've passed by at the malls offer free gifts with purchase frequently. So, um, yeah, the "stores don't offer free gifts" thing is totally bogus.

[@RachelMarotta]

I just said the same. A few months ago I used my points to buy a 65 inch Roku tv. Lol they have the best point system.

[@pammclaughlin8210]

I love shoppers drug mart…plus they give out great samples! I’ve walked out with full bags of them

[@t_ronz]

yes! 😂 Last week I spent like 25$ and the beauty counter and the lady gave me a free gift of 8% glycolic acid night treatment from a cruelty free, vegan company. How dare sheee 😂😂😂

[@ozmathegreatand]

9:37 as far as I know, there is no serum that helps you grow hair LENGTH. Hair serums typically promote maintaining hair health and possibly introducing NEW growth, right? Another note: I appreciate when an anti MLM creator points out that a hun is not enjoying themselves/ wasting their own time. Your 👏🏽 time 👏🏽 is 👏🏽 valuable!

[@loosilu]

There's nothing you can apply to hair (which is dead) that would make it longer. You would have to be applying it to the scalp, which I assume is not how it is used.

[@Brittainy89]

As far as I know, you are absolutely right! I feel like the things that have helped my hair the most have been internal (like eating better and silica supplements). Also helps nails too. Also my hair got thinner after my first baby and is now thicker than it has been in years after my second. I think the only proven ingredient for DENSITY is rogaine.

[@maureenp2248]

If someone had been having a lot of hair breakage and a product makes hair stronger/less likely to break, then that could help it grow longer. That's the only thing i can think of.

[@ppe9388]

Edited for spelling: In order for her "experiment" to be valid she would also need to do a control. Stop using Monat products for 2 months and do a before and after and compare the results.

[@loosilu]

That wouldn't control for diet or other factors. The best thing would be to use the serum on just half her head.

[@Kreepie11]

Also - do seasonal differences affect hair growth? Like the dryness of winter or more vitamin D in the summer?

[@Skittl1321]

She would really need to do half her head. And have someone obscure the bottles so she doesn't know which side is monat

[@mxnjones]

About that bingo card (Top Fails #4): Almost every single one of those things are things I do as a freelance artist/illustrator to make money. I don't cold call or message folks (because ew) but the social media stuff is something I struggle to keep up with. I'd much rather be making things. Support independent artists and makers, folks. It's a much better use of your time and money.

[@amandanorrisart]

The before and after pics drive me nuts! For instance the hair growth serum before pics always have their hair dirty and pulled back tight against their scalp, but the after pictures are with clean hair/post salon and held loosely. If you have a tight ponytail in your before pic, I want that same tight ponytail in the after!

[@shanel4294]

What’s funny for me is that her roots clearly grew out, but her hair didn’t retain any length

[@LisaHarvey16]

That is so right, The pictures should be exactly the same to prove the point. If there is one!

[@camkind4377]

1st clip - also girl, how long are you going to leave that water running?!

[@jacelight4350]

WOW that Healy thing is wild! I can’t wait for a deep dive on the company

[@kiterafrey]

Yes cuz shaming your possible buyers for "having excuses" is a GrEaT sales tactic.

[@susanstranahan21]

"Blah, blah, blah, whatever your excuse is". Wow hun, i definitely want to buy something fromyou now /s

[@tuschi8039]

"I send you free shit all the time" was an absolute GEM, too

[@ginakocher1262]

‘I treat you well!’ She’s a pro at caring aggressively! She is so passionate about me saving money that she’s kindly demanding I do what’s best for me.

[@starlight-or2qj]

That clip thing is a mini tens unit 😂. That was my favorite part of physical therapy 😅. But they're so much cheaper anywhere else.

[@jocelynnelson]

“Inflation sucks and you shouldn’t have to spend more than you have to.” That’s exactly why I went straight to Loreal and Pantene when I was buying some hair care today instead of stopping by the expensive products! If I don't want to spend even as much as $15 on a shampoo, then good luck getting me to buy whatever it is you’re selling!

[@PrincessCatI]

Is the woman who is recording a video while washing her face using those “pockets of time” that huns keep talking about? 🤔

[@loosilu]

So manyhuns make videos while driving. I think they must be trying to make a point of how busy they are.

[@LisaHarvey16]

Great question. Answer: most probably.😂

[@embert9834]

I feel like the first one is very much giving off vibes of having bought the shampoo and conditioner at the regular price right before the sale started.

[@WhitLew]

Hannah’s reaction face in that first video is EVERYTHING!!

[@kendrawheeler]

the only heelie I use are my shoes with roller blades in them

[@liftpanic]

Great stuff, thanks Hannah! Hope you are well! The first fail did start out a bit passive-aggressive, but eventually, I agree there was desperation, frustration and fatigue.

[@loosilu]

I feel like she forgot or just is not aware that you can't use the same tone talking to other huns as when you are talking to potential suckers.

[@sweetlolitaChii]

I think you're spot on when you say you're picking up on those "annoyed" and "unfriendly" tones many mlmers have in their video clips. Like you said, a lot of these people have been feeling pressured to promote these things for so long, and some of them are burned out and maybe in the process of thinking twice about the mlm. It's hard to fake a smile/sound genuinely positive and excited day after day when you're tired and overworked for little to no pay. Love that you're taking time off to recover. I've just hit 37 weeks pregnant and can't wait to meet my baby daughter too 💕

[@HSSG7]

Hun: Why does MLM leave a bad taste in the mouth? Me: 98% of the reps either don't make money & or loose money All the pushy "Hey Girl" messages Overpriced products that I can probably get elsewhere for much cheaper MLM reps don't understand that "NO" is a complete sentence. They treat that "NO" as an obsticle to overcome

[@emmatfink]

It’s because they’re constantly told by their uplines that “no” means “not right now”. It’s infuriating 🙃

[@LisaHarvey16]

I'm not interested is better than a no for sure.

[@LisaHarvey16]

@@emmatfink That is exactly the right answer.

[@VanessaChats]

Someone made the assumption about me that I had a horrid experience with MLM and that's why I was anti MLM. Actually, no. I've had experiences with MLM, a lot and actually do not feel they hurt me instead I watched that LuluLaRoe Netflix documentary and started down the anti mlm rabbit hole on KZbin ages ago ... and yeh, I am 100% anti mlm because of all those reasons and a lot more.

[@isabele4365]

At 6:25 she's talking about shoppers drug mart which is like the canadian CVS- i can confirm they DO often give free samples & stuff. Last week I literally got 2 free movie tickets for spending $80 there (less than one of the shampoos😂)

[@anainesgonzalez8868]

The pharmacist leaved me thinking how awful is that some people forget all about their professional ethics. At some point I just wish that people that promote MLMs and say to be professionals are just lying

[@sophiem.579]

Yes, please, PLEASE do a deep dive on Healy 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@libertymedicalcommunicatio4908]

Story 1: I heard 'the wind was taken out of her SALES'. You're welcome

[@devoncampbell4161]

I had a situation today and I couldn’t wait to share it when I had a video of yours pop up! I was at my daughters swimming lessons and another mom came up to me and started up a conversation. I thought she was nice and we seemed to have kids the same age. My little boy was running around and hers was getting crabby so we kind of went out separate ways but I felt refreshed to talk to another mom and both of us kinda ended up in an over sharing conversation about breastfeeding. After the lessons we were walking to my car and she has her daughter bring my daughter a business card for some jewelry mlm. I don’t even remember what it was called because I threw it in the trash next to my car. I was again disappointed that someone decided I was the perfect target for their mlm products. 😢

[@stephaniewolf2134]

That’s actually such a sucky situation You think you might be making a new friend, but that person just wants to sell you something. Ugh 😑

[@alaskanbltundra]

The healy got me thinking about the roller skate shoe ETA: Heely shoes are available for adults and they have ones that light up!!

[@verminter]

FYI - when you drop that kind of info it is generally considered polite to leave a link ;)

[@marialegare3954]

I just want to say you are the best part of Monday 😂

[@kataddams3237]

I don't even spend 84$ on shampoo and conditioner for a years supply of it. I get my shampoo and conditioner set online for 35$ plus tax, the bottles are huge and the product is quite concentrated. I have long hair and those bottles last me like 10-12 months. All I did was ask my hairdresser what she was using on me and she told me what and where to get it.

[@glitterberserker1029]

I have a pixie cut and don't even bother with conditioner. My shampoo is 15 bucks a bar and lasts about 9 months. At most I would have to buy 2 in a year so 30 dollars total. 80 dollars is wild.

[@neliaferreira9983]

I have long hair and haven't used shampoo for years. Can't save more money or plastic than that!

[@brucheweinberger6863]

​@@neliaferreira9983 What is your hair routine? I did know one person with very long hair just wash her hair once a week.

[@neliaferreira9983]

@@brucheweinberger6863 I looove baths. So, I soak in the bathtub nearly everyday. When I am done relaxing, I start washing up: - I dive my head and hair in the water, massage the scalp briefly; and then - I soap up some parts of my body, rinse, and step out. In the rare cases I get oily roots, I spray baby powder on them, and brush. I also sometimes add a little vinegar to the bath-water for a deeper cleaning, and it softens hair and skin. It is very freeing to not have all those beauty/cleaning products: less stains on the bathroom porcelains, less clutter, less plastic waste, less money waste, less worrying with all the logistics (choosing, buying, carrying, clicking the bottle-tap open/shut, picking it up when it constantly falls, cleaning around it, turning the bottle upside down, throwing away, go get more of it), less traveling necessaires, etc etc. And my hair looks the same.

[@ida6950]

At most I spend like 10€ a year on all my hair supplies lol

[@yolandaponkers1581]

Not the major problem with MLMs, but being a customer is SUPER inconvenient. Back in college, I tried to support my friend’s makeup MLM, so I got some stuff, and not only was it about twice what I would’ve paid at a regular store, but it took three weeks to arrive. These reps get mad and wonder why people go to grocery stores and drug stores instead of buying from them, but if I can get something immediately and spend a fraction of what you’re charging for a three-week turnaround, the choice is obvious. 🤷‍♀️

[@jolenejoleeene]

I have a kid. She would laugh me out of motherhood if I bought from an MLM.

[@mariaescobar1359]

It's crazy to think that the Hannah that recorded this video still hadn't met her beautiful baby girl! Well, Hannah from the past, let me tell you you have the most beautiful baby ever! Congrats mama!!❤

[@anainesgonzalez8868]

She really has ❤

[@Girlhead]

She was ready for that baby.. lol I am glad I have a Hannah video every week. I'm looking forward to her return.

[@HeatherBrown-gw7tn]

Happy Mother's Day

[@lz5517]

You're a former MLMer, aren't you?

[@TheYazmanian]

Unrelated to the video but things have been a little emotional for me lately and these videos of yours really ground me and make me feel calm and safe. It's like listening to a friend. Thank you for that.

[@Big_Tex]

I wonder how much I spend on “shampoo and conditioner”? What’s the cost of the smallest bottle of Johnson’s Baby Shampoo once every 6 months? 😆

[@rollforapples6625]

So the Healy's, besides sounding like a popular kids shoe, is basically a tens machine. Which can help with sore muscles, but yeah... you can pick one of those up from CVS for less than forty bucks.

[@loosilu]

It appears that it's not a TENs machine, but was built to look like one.

[@shawnconway6009]

They give you 'free gifts' the way people give you 'free lunches' to give you a sales pitch.

[@sydney6548]

not the girl saying "my hair has never been healthier!" and then admitting it's because she got a haircut 💀 yes... that's how it works LOL

[@drexyspivey]

My thoughts exactly. Lol

[@FawnieFox]

Almost all the perks for being in the Monat VIP program are the same as the regular benefits of shopping at Sephora.

[@LisaHarvey16]

You got that right.

[@FawnieFox]

@@LisaHarvey16 and Sephora makes returns super easy. lol

[@amberphillips3421]

My favorite part of these videos is watching Hannah react to the videos. It's like a very subtle "how can they be serious" but Hannah is also very respectful!! ❤

[@TylertheMiller]

I've had a few companies come by my house trying to sell their services (pest control, contractor, etc) and they seem to take pride in the fact they don't advertise and get all their sales from "word-of-mouth" or door-to-door sales. After seeing so many of your videos and thinking about it in hindsight, not advertising online is a big red flag, or at the very least shows the company has an inability to understand current market trends and will probably fail soon. It's interesting to also note so many of their 'sales reps' look like high schoolers and often work in pairs. I also remember one particular pest rep who would not take no for an answer and I ended up just closing the door on him when he wouldn't stop. all this to say these sales schemes don't have to be just MLMs but they are just as scammy. ick! thanks for all your fantastic vids!

[@maryeckel9682]

Those companies love to hire young people who don't know how a normal job works.

[@Amayzun1]

I believe that Optavia questionnaire is given to customers to use as ammo against the person, so if they decide to say no, the rep can refer back to the answers the person gave, like "you said you want to feel healthier..." or "what about your diabetes??"

[@lavendermalin]

Ahh yes please please make a deep dive on Healy! I've heard so many huns make the "not like other MLMs" or "not really an MLM" claims about that company. I think they are able to convince a lot of unaware potentials in wellness communities to join because they try to make a strong case that it's not as toxic as other MLMs even though it shares the same business model, and I think a deep dive would help to save some people from getting sucked in. Especially when your deep dives are so thorough and poignant 💕🙏

[@greganautswife]

In response to the first Monat video how she’s talking about shoppers drug mart (she’s a fellow 🇨🇦). Shoppers offers PC points which I personally use to get hundreds of dollars of free groceries every month. I’ll happily stick with shoppers thanks 😂

[@KKP7557]

In the past week, I may have cut an MLM hun off at the knees. A friend posted on FB that she was interested in consuming more greens and asked for suggestions. One commenter said to contact her about Young Living. I commented right back that my friend should avoid MLMs like YL and stick to legitimate options. I thought the YL might say something in reply, but to her credit, she didn't. If I hadn't watched so many of Hannah's videos I wouldn't have known YL was an MLM. Thanks, Hannah!

[@dommino22]

I was wondering when Healy would come up. Just saw someone recently testing it out - I made sure to not ask anything about it as I was suspecting this person was just part of another MLM. I did a bit of deep dive and yes it has been proven to be completely bogus.

[@KaraPeterson2]

To answer the woman in question, why do MLMs leave a bad taste in the mouth? Personally, every time I think of any interaction I've had with any MLM rep, all I can think of is pushy, pushy, pushy. Not taking no for answer. People that I used to consider friends spam messaging me along with endless rebuttals. Being afraid to get any messages from a friend anymore because you know what it's going to be. The unraveling of what used to be solid relationships into fear, dread, and avoidance. Even if I knew 100% I'd be successful if I tried it (which of course is silly), I'd never be willing to destroy my personal relationships and sow distrust among those that love me.

[@thehappyhomegirl]

You nailed it about recruiting. I was in a couple different MLM companies, and that is exactly how it felt. You know, deep down, that recruiting is where the money is at, but that's not why you got in. Awful.

[@mirandahenkel550]

I’m 99% sure that the girl who mentioned the serving is a Christian and has a Christian audience. It is 100% spiritual manipulation. Christians are always encouraged to be “servants” and that language is what is used. I wouldn’t be surprised that this is what she is doing.

[@laceybrooke6613]

Pretty sure the Healy is just a regular old TENS unit. 🤨 If so, you can probably find one at your nearest drugstore for as low as $30 😆

[@Justkelseyagain]

Thank you for making such awesome, quality content, even for being pre recorded. Hope you and babe are well ❤

[@CatsOverBrats]

I visited my foot therapist yesterday and noticed her oil defuser was actually from DoTerra. She has nothing else from that brand anywhere and she doesn't mention it with a word. Some oil placed in the bathroom is from a cheaper brand from a store so I think someone gave her that defuser and she has no idea about the company it comes from. So it's still safe with no pitches or anything going on. I doubt she would have time for it anyway since she also has a cleaning business on the side with several people working for her. Our commune just reached out to offer her more work since one of the other cleaning businesses went out of business and they now need a new company to clean for the elderly people around the city so she's about to hire even more people. She's a busy bee.

[@lmsmith015]

I was feeling a little blue, and then I remembered it's Monday, a.k.a. Hannah Day :)

[@thetaylorwallace]

Hannah, you’re attempting to apply the scientific method with the hair growth girl and using critical thinking skills. Unfortunately, the people that fall for this don’t think that way. 😭

[@stephaniebergman1584]

Hyped for a Healy deep-dive 🤞

[@liftpanic]

Absolute best explanation of cognitive dissonance!!

[@Derrickbe]

These uploads have been the only thing to make me excited for mondays!

[@KipperHutch1]

Never heard of Heely, but when you were explaining what their ‘device’ is supposed to do, it’s like I was with you. I was laughing out loud and saying “girl, stop it”. 🤣

[@MSqurd]

Her hair looks the same length 😂 I’m dying

[@christafranken9170]

I know right, perhaps I should be sharing my haircare routine. My hair seems to grow much faster 😂

[@mswifeycatlady7583]

Can confirm, Hannah's videos are incredibly bingeable! I love watching her playlists while I'm working :)

[@AJStarhiker]

Wow. Got a beachboss ad on the video. Sounded like an offshoot or imitation beach body mlm.

[@Nylak-Otter]

BeachBoss sounds like a training class offered to teach you how to be an obnoxiously overbearing lifeguard at a public beach for guys who didn't pass the physical for the coast guard. Like mall cops of the sea.

[@Ikine557]

Have you seen the trouble Olaplex has been having? I don't remember the exact situation, but I remember something about a lawsuit over hair damage or something like that. Sam Dee has a really good video on it.

[@killercoyote130]

Thank you Hannah for another fabulous video. Hope everything is going well with the baby girl ❤

[@kristy5258]

did anyone catch that the healy girl said “you CAN make 30% commission” so that’s not typical..? my least fav thing is that i was preyed on by a monat hum in a group of people who pull out their hair. so scammy. margaret angel made a video about it but she took it down :/

[@maryeckel9682]

That's so scummy!

[@HSSG7]

1st Hun: Shoppers Drug Mart doesn't give free gifts Ummm. Yes they do. I'm Canadian. So I know. Also, Shoppers has their points card too. If you have their loyalty card, you earn points towards getting X dollars towards any products in store. No strings attatched

[@Tottosmile]

I've started to associate Mondays with new Hannah videos! Feels great

[@klaireelizabeth3499]

That Healy thing was an absolute joke. I was saying, "What??" "Whaat??" the whole time you were talking about it 😂

[@aboutface102]

The first one perfectly puts the desperation MLMs cause on full display. Super cringey!

[@meowsha]

Such a relief to hear your lovely voice! 😊 Hope you and bub are doing well ❤

[@JLCME]

The leap in my ❤ when I see a new Hannah video pop up...😊

[@magicbymelanin]

I keep getting this beach boss ad and it cracks me up every time. Wrong channel boss babe

[@havenk.5226]

Making sure to like and comment because we love you! Congratulations! Take your time but we can’t wait to have you back 💕

[@annajo6576]

That first clip….please don’t talk to me like I’m a child?! Dear god

[@Michelala]

Shoppers drug mart has loyalty points that are actually pretty good. They can be used at grocery stores and gas stations. I have paid for my Christmas dinners using PC points for the past decade.

[@carolinamama9496]

I would personally love to see a social media recruiting video. I always roll my eyes when I see someone say they are now “recruiting”

[@misssolelightful3142]

Tupperware in Australia did this bingo goals. They also had one for people hosting a party.