More Biden Docs Found | New Lies From George Santos | T****'s Disastrous Eulogy For Diamond

The FBI found more classified documents in President Biden's home, Rep. George Santos may have lied about starring in the TV show, "Hannah Montana," and the former president should be barred from speaking at funerals after the eulogy he delivered for one of his biggest fans. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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[@johncampbell756]

Silk: Trump treated us like family. Trump: I don't know who Silk is. Eric: Yep, just like family.

[@RochelleHasTooManyHobbies]

Oh my GOD!!!!!

[@tiararoxeanne1318]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@NiechoBGC]

You just won the internet with that! Thank you so much-- I needed that chuckle! LMAO!

[@Pablito46]

😂😂😂👏👏👏

[@clovers4310]

Well done, sir.

[@Karajorma]

I honestly believe that everyone who supports Trump deserves having him speak at their eulogy.

[@thingamabob3902]

I wouldn´t be surprised if Trump shat into the coffin after the eulogy and flushed 15 times ...

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

I agree.

[@mk1st]

Would keep him out of our lives at least.

[@suitcasesal]

I think it's his new campaign strategy ...

[@cindys2995]

Lol. FACTS!

[@alliepetty1005]

To ask a narcissist to speak well, or speak at all, about someone else, is asking the impossible

[@couragekarnga8735]

Even for Trump, that was painful.

[@sweetjane8195]

Well said!!! (~);}

[@RippleDrop.]

👍

[@SchlaftaterNrzZz]

Colbert IS Just sad that He cant Go Back to Epstein island

[@dogfaceponysoldier]

Like turning MLKs birthday celebration into a speech about how you attended "black church" everyday after mass? "Not kidding man"

[@mk1st]

I wish there was a camera showing the people at that funeral. Reactions would have been priceless

[@Slo-ryde]

Don’t kid yourself… they love him!

[@jpdemer5]

@@Slo-ryde Very few people fell for their schtick - it was a performance that earned them publicity and right-wing money.

[@MononymousM]

Dude... really? I get that he massively lowered the tone and it does go some way towards getting one desensitised to just how painfully inappropriate the context makes this - but this isn't any better for making me cringe at the wildly overt lack of awareness of how spectacularly fucked it is to say *this* - _about a real funeral._

[@porkchop4401]

Listen closely when he was talking. You can hear muffled voices from around the camera. I swear I hears a "What?" And then some muffles. They definitely would have had some scowls.

[@porkchop4401]

@@MononymousM Nah. That funeral having him there was a show. Should have had cameras on the crowd. Fuck everyone and their entire family who support and shake hands with this piece if orange shit.

[@tammyjantzen9004]

Trump giving that eulogy was brutally hard to watch. Such a shameful display of inhumanity.

[@terranova1203]

History won't be kind to him or his idiot supporters

[@jpdemer5]

I was the perfect eulogy for a woman who spent her own life spouting nonsense.

[@maskedmarvyl4774]

He actually had a group of young Yazidi survivors of ISIS, that invaded their town, murdered their parents, and took the girls as wives/sex slaves; down to the age of 10. They had been freed by foreign fighters, and these few survivors had been invited to the White House. Trump wanted nothing to do with them, because he didn't want to look bad for not being immediately successful fighting ISIS, that he promised to personally defeat in a month. One young girl told him that ISIS had murdered her family and siblings in front of her, and then "married her" to one of their thugs. Trump acted as if he was trying to turn invisible. He refused to even look at her. He finally asked, in a faint, indifferent voice, "so, what happened to your parents?" The young girl, in shock, yelled "THEY MURDERED THEM!!" Trump then said "oh", with complete disregard. He gave her no condolences, and no empathy. It was beyond disgusting. Trump showed them no empathy; to him they were just an embarrassment to the image he wanted to project about his military's success. He didn't want to be seen with them.

[@sharongelfand5065]

This shows how truly disturbed he is.

[@levgrinberg5896]

@@sharongelfand5065 TV

[@shermanculbertson6244]

Just when you think Trump can’t go any longer, he goes lower. It’s completely and absolutely humiliating and embarrassing that Trump was at one time the President of the United States.

[@Tony-723]

And you like dementia joe?

[@big_goat]

45/47 IYKYK ❤

[@binkjjd5833]

@@Tony-723 anybody was better then trump... literally anybody

[@Tony-723]

@@binkjjd5833 then you should try laying off the crack pipe if you believe America is better under Biden then trump.

[@couragekarnga8735]

We're never gonna live that down, no matter how many presidents we have after him.

[@viewport]

I swear to god, I remember hearing a joke about Trump from years ago, that he would make a funeral eulogy all about himself… and it actually came true.

[@dimmok8344]

Was it the Simpsons? Seems like something they’d predict. Lol

[@karenraesteele1786]

Good one!

[@Stuckinabucketagain]

Cross that off the 2023 bingo card

[@sweetjane8195]

He makes EVERYTHING about himself!!! (~);}

[@SchlaftaterNrzZz]

I still wanna know what Colbert did in epstein island

[@rtblues]

The writer who came up with the "bee trapped inside a baloon" definitely deserves a raise!

[@user-wt2me2fe5t]

Calm down!

[@williammcghee863]

I need to remember that one.

[@videowatcher315]

💯 agree!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@boardaspen]

That was hilarious!

[@fiveacres969]

Hey can we also get some love for 'Purp Furction'..!!

[@DishonestTrack6]

If you make someone else's funeral about a politician you're probably in a cult.

[@goblinwisdom]

It's American, land of the cult

[@terri6854]

And that cult is called MAGA

[@talariswatts-el9196]

Probably?

[@jcoopes5604]

It was his greatest hits!

[@gman8177]

Weird because George Floyd's funeral was exactly that....very cultish to Democrats.

[@Luboman411]

"...all the focus and solemnity of a bumble bee trapped inside a balloon." That was some genius writing. I'm laughing on the floor right now...

[@Hotshot2k4]

Start picking out my coffin because I am dead! I don't want Chump giving a eulogy though.

[@princessm.5959]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lesleyfahrenkamp711]

😂

[@ytgas1]

I hope whoever wrote that line is lazily writing a novel that I look forward to reading 🤗

[@kurtreber9813]

But are you rolling on it?

[@genevievegreene1595]

That eulogy! It's like he forgot where he was and then said the words "death sentence" and thought "right, right, funeral."

[@billgallaher339]

Yeah, that inflation==>death sentence=>gone too soon transition was absolutely, craptastically horrid.

[@glennhall8665]

God if this was on twitter I’d be retweeting your comment all over the place, haha! 🤣🤣 Hilarious! 🤣🤣 👏👏

[@stevesanzari7294]

Biden Is Worse !

[@HighAsHeckPriestess]

That eulogy was the strangest thing ever. Like.... he's in such a hurry to leave, he's dragging it out to talk about himself

[@amdl270]

😂 I was thinking the same thing If you really want to go so bad, then hurry the f up lol

[@Slo-ryde]

That is what narcissists do… they find a way to make it about themselves!

[@nuclearhotseat1550]

It's dementia.

[@douglasknoll3500]

Yes Joe Biteme suffers dementia and drunkard inbred genetics along w/Leftists who suffer.ALL their lives from neurosyphletic neuron-deteriorations disorders..!!

[@stevesanzari7294]

Then Watch Biden Talk about Corn Pop and His Hairy Blonde Legs riveting ???

[@GaudyMarko]

rest in peace Diamond, you chose your politician friends poorly

[@dw999]

She was a scam artist, born to scam artists (read about her parents, on her Wikipedia page). I hope she rots for eternity -- I hope she reaps what she has sown during these past several crazy, destructive years.

[@wintertrooper7918]

I'm convinced that Donald thought they were the same person

[@oohhboy-funhouse]

All I am seeing is a rapidly desiccating NAZI.

[@jcepri]

Who is Diamond? Never heard of her.

[@allenlovell1604]

At least she didn't have to listen to T***p prattle on and on about himself, and seemingly forgot why he was even invited to the funeral [ LOL].

[@bonnieb9238]

I want to see the reaction of the crowd at that funeral. Especially when he told Silk he didnt know her

[@fortybelow1973]

What kind of pathetic loser would even comment on that? You know it must have hurt Silk while at the funeral. Condolences to the family, despite the politics.

[@solvseus]

You can hear it. Laughter. Some of them probably loved it. Some... guessing not so much.

[@vincentbaca790]

I want to see the reaction of the crowd when he tried singing Happy birthday to MLK....

[@dw999]

I'd bet my life that scumP's appalling "me-logy" didn't turn one supporter against him. Sick, sick people.

[@TentinQuarantino_]

@@vincentbaca790 did he really? 😂 with Trump I can’t tell what’s real anymore.

[@michaelclark6941]

That eulogy brought a tear to my eye, because I couldn't stop laughing. I hope she'd be happy with that send off.

[@macforme]

Michael Clark: No one should be surprised with that send off.... disgusted..... but not surprised.

[@aandrus2169]

Wow. Stunning. If I hadn't seen the eulogy clips I wouldn't have believed he said those things. I'm no fan of Diamond and Silk, but I truly feel sorry for Silk and her family.

[@stevesanzari7294]

Feel Sorry for us ! Biden is our President …..YIKES !

[@aandrus2169]

@@stevesanzari7294 There are plenty of people to feel sorry for but I like to stay on topic.

[@astilealavatica1404]

I'm confused...did Silk try to back out of her misrepresentation contract with Satan?

[@tiffanybyrnes8221]

Who in their right mind can listen to that man and still think he's a genious? He can barely string 2 thoughts together coherently! EVEN WHEN HE'S ADVERTISING FOR HIMSELF!

[@couragekarnga8735]

Emphasis on "in their right mind."

[@linebrunelle1004]

a woman comments on several YT sites: Trump is Jesus Christ.

[@mrt1151]

It's unbelievable, Trump is a self-centered pathological liar with dementia... So sad!

[@lottasunshine1325]

@@linebrunelle1004 I wonder if she lives in my town in SC. :) You should read the posts on our local Nextdoor site.

[@joanne4758]

@@linebrunelle1004 I don't know where she got that from. Probably Evangelical Jesus is Love Hope Peace & Joy. Stay safe.

[@DChase707]

Santos is getting irritable and defensive. A classic sign that the constant pressure of being called out on obvious lies is getting to him. I don't imagine that pressure will ease any time soon. #consequences

[@vertderferk]

Oh, I might pay to go to La Guardia's show. I am not willing to pay to go to George's show. Big damn difference.

[@jeffryphillipsburns]

It’s actually very similar to how Trump typically reacts to non-sycophantic (non-Fox) journalists.

[@davidhand9721]

I wouldn't count on him cracking. The man is impervious to embarrassment if he can tell the lies he's told. The only people that matter to him are those that could stand between him and power, but if the GOP was going to do anything to punish liars, who would be left? They need that seat, they need that power to profit. He will face no consequences.

[@elihan9]

Santo's lies are fun. Other congress people lie about stealing public funds, raping people, and molesting kids.

[@zesty9815]

4:04 _"I was not a drag queen! I just_ sound _like one."_

[@raymondkymsuttle]

How can anyone at that funeral not think he was completely disgusting to talk like that?

[@stevesanzari7294]

Unlike Joe when he insults Black people Blatantly !

[@jefflabbecomedy]

Santos' read for "I was young and having fun at a festival, ssssue me for having a life!" was lovely 😂

[@thomasakagi7545]

May Diamond find the peace that she and her lies denied to so many.

[@James_48]

Best comment here

[@ramonaboggio7402]

I concur.

[@reitzcollings1024]

LMAO!!!!!

[@jeffw.4205]

Anyone point out that Covid denier Diamond succumbed to her Covid contagion? Joining the ranks of her deceased followers who's deaths she caused.

[@tennisonmanyonga4540]

This comment is underrated

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

Diamond and Silk allowed themselves to be used as props, They get what they deserve

[@Ktr-1142-ema]

Maybe better off left unsaid

[@whovian_scarf_dragon]

Modern day minstrel show

[@melissaweyrick5311]

They were Dems and switched for the Grift. Their garbage KZbin Channel made them a ton of money. They had no issue with being "used"

[@cheftekniqakabuletteborn8127]

100%

[@MrPhotodoc]

Ohh. So harsh.

[@mitchellwooldridge5118]

"During his remarks the former president maintained all the focus and solemnity of a bumblebee trapped inside a balloon"... is one of the funniest things I've ever heard! xD

[@firebird189]

So happy for Stephen that as soon as the Kevin McCarthy speaker election was settled there was all this great Santos material. I love the pure glee!

[@stevesanzari7294]

Nothing Beats Biden And Carlago Documents !

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Diamond; He turned my funeral into a political rally.... Ivana: At least he didn't bury an empty coffin on a golf course

[@teresastillabower8361]

Wow. Major burn.😘👍

[@patriciabagby90]

Who says it was empty? It probably had more secret or incriminating documents buried in it!

[@matthew3136]

Thank goodness for tax deductions.

[@lottasunshine1325]

@@patriciabagby90 Yup. I was just ready to post that!

[@jrey6186]

you mean 'empty' coffin, correct?

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

Welp, at least now we know what a "Blacks for Trump" funeral looks like.

[@mypillowguy445]

😂😂😂

[@KOOLBadger]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@TentinQuarantino_]

Lol. This is just atrocious. Take someone who’s grieving the loss of their closest lifelong companion, and humiliate them publicly, in front of all their loved ones, friends, and followers. I felt bad for laughing but I can’t help myself.

[@solvseus]

@@TentinQuarantino_ They invited him. She and her sister went to bat for him, often completely nonsensically. She also probably basically died for him, as it sure sounds like she died of COVID symptoms right after being sick.

[@mikejankowski6321]

@@TentinQuarantino_ Yeah, it's so bad it's funny, but for me the cringe was overwhelming and I didn't laugh.

[@JLF201]

I guess it needs to be customary for the FBI to search politicians' properties for documents at the ends of their terms. Either that or assign each politician an agent whose sole job is to keep track of government documents and make sure they are returned or disposed of properly. Damn, maybe they need to do both.

[@shadowdancer909]

Yes to both. It’s clear by now that we need a much better system for keeping track of these documents

[@NikolaHoward]

Sounds like the NRA needs roving librarians to accompany documents, and a proper system for checking them out and back in.

[@vocallocal7824]

President Obama, if you are listening, please use this opportunity to go through all your houses or offices and if you find any classified documents, please do me a favor and just toss them in the fireplace. Thank you.

[@8arrows]

Bush just painted portraits over all his docs

[@maribelcaudillo258]

he he he!

[@michelangelobuonarroti916]

Most members of Congress most likely have them at home, too.

[@wintertrooper7918]

@@michelangelobuonarroti916 I'd hate to see where Matt gaetz keeps his

[@janaleland9038]

Oh, shit! That was very, VERY funny!!

[@traildoggy]

He just swoops in and fucks up her sister's funeral with a collection of set pieces from his campaign. He literally doesn't have the mind to know or empathize that it is painful for someone to lose a sister.

[@llkellenba]

Sports a heart 3 sizes too small … (the Grinch) and 0 empathy

[@FurtiveSkeptical]

Same as it ever was.

[@gaeagemaher8193]

Has she complained about it? Nope. Only the nosey social media finds something untoward about the funeral. The trumpians know that it's normal and that's what you get from Trump. Dead or alive.

[@CoolBreezeHeals]

To everybody who was at that funeral, he just showed you what he truly is.

[@susanbengston3208]

again, and again and again and…

[@stevesanzari7294]

A Great President That knows how to Pissoff Dumb Ass DemoRats ! Gotta Love him For that !

[@emilysanders1978]

What He Truly Thought Of Them

[@redmed10]

He was only expecting to be there for 20mins. Upset he had to stay for 3 hours. What a soldier.

[@stevesanzari7294]

Biden Couldn’t stay Long either at the Funeral of 13 Military Personel who died because of his INCOMPETANT Withdrawl in Afghanistan that He Caused Eh Sucky ?

[@melissasaint3283]

It's amazing to me that anyone, even a huge fan, thought he would make a good eulogist.

[@tonyrae86]

*Eugooglizer

[@fortybelow1973]

Trump's cult would clap if all he did was fart into the mic.

[@vincentbaca790]

Biden?

[@mrt1151]

@Vincent Baca 💯 Yes! You're so right! Thank God for Joe Biden! 🙏 Like you said he's a much better choice!

[@EebstertheGreat]

@@vincentbaca790 I can imagine neither of the following: (1) That Biden would give a good eulogy, or (2) that it wouldn't be a hundred times better than whatever train wreck Trump could provide.

[@mmartinezPhysics]

Don't worry, all documents have been declassified by our founding father, George Santos.

[@dusttodust4295]

😂

[@couragekarnga8735]

Jefferson's got nothing on him haha!

[@carlbeane9227]

Why are you mad at Santos for lying to get into office? Every democrat did the same thing

[@id10t98]

@@carlbeane9227 Why are you mad at $31 trillion in debt? RepubliQans all spent on the same things. see how that works?

[@Mewted]

​@@carlbeane9227 ....really? That's how you're playing it in your head? It's ok because like...Democrats exist? Independent critical thinking not your thing, huh? What's wrong with you? Can't you recognize scum when you see it? Politics has nothing to do with Santos. He's garbage water.

[@gilesluver]

George Santos, the late night comedy gift that keeps on grifting.

[@yudithcaron8053]

I heard he was great in Perp Friction.

[@douglasknoll3500]

gliveer beaver that is not what Maxine water on her ape brain says...!

[@douglasknoll3500]

Turdy I heard YOU gave an Oscar Weiner Eater performance in a XXX movie "Poop Pipe Packer Leftists"

[@douglasknoll3500]

@gikesluver beguiled butt-beef ! Only for simpleton Leftist loser child sex indoctrinating GROOMERS..!!

[@gilesluver]

@@douglasknoll3500 thanks troll. You're telling on yourself.

[@jarretheller2244]

Seriously, JRB's honesty is beyond what many would do. It would've been so much easier to burn (or flush) these docs since they weren't being asked for after 6+ years. JRB is like the kid in school on Friday afternoon reminding the teacher that she forget to assign homework for the weekend.

[@marydonohoe8200]

Wrong. JRB is doing exactly what he should be doing, and we all know it. He will never be comparable to the vile, heinous t’Rump. Do not make the mistake of making fun of an honest man.

[@jarretheller2244]

@@marydonohoe8200 Oh I get it. It's very honorable but look at all of the static JRB is getting for being honorable. I fear that this may discourage many others from doing the right thing going forward.

[@paulinegallagher7821]

Oh thats right, defend the Dem. Why are you trying to make doing ONLY thing he could do beyond what anyone else would do? sounds like youre praising him

[@queenannsrevenge100]

@@paulinegallagher7821 - because Donald Trump showed by marvelous example that wasn’t the ONLY thing one could do. Joe did the only SENSIBLE, ADULT thing, yes. 😃

[@nobodyimportant7804]

@@paulinegallagher7821 The orange turd willfully stole, denied he had them and then demanded their return. Totally the same thing

[@alansmitheejr.]

Who else but Trump would give a eulogy talking about his television career and the cost of gasoline.

[@KOOLBadger]

😂🤣😂🤣 it is so wicked and twisted!😂🤣😂

[@ruthdennis9115]

someone whi knew nothing about the woman he was there to talk about.

[@solvseus]

@@ruthdennis9115 But she did many great things, and is being recognized more and more.

[@DodongoManoof]

Diamond and Fart always supported him as he did all this stupid crap all along. They signed up for this. All parties are braindead.

[@carlaaxelson6338]

I’m surprised he didn’t talk about how many times he has to flush the toilet

[@Justusson]

Trumps appearance is so sad and abhorrent that I wonder why anyone just won’t stand up and yell out: “What the _F_ are you talking about??”

[@macforme]

Chris: or how about: " Why the F are you here????"

[@nfullenwider]

@@TheJedibankai While many share your frustration with the former president, I urge you to retract this statement for leg@l reasons.

[@CloudsGirl7]

Because he hangs out with those who don't have the spine to say "no" to him. (And/or who are just as evil and crazy.) Everyone else either doesn't invite him, or when he turns up anyway they tell him "Get the F outta here!"

[@fandomguy8025]

Diamond would have wanted him to speak at her eulogy so they probably just assume they're respecting her wishes by not doing that. As well as giving him the respect a former president theoretically deserves. (But Trump doesn't.)

[@stevesanzari7294]

You mean Like The DemoRats do with Biden !

[@emmgeevideo]

Every president gets an official portrait. I vote that this video should serve as T****'s official portrait. It captures him magnificently.

[@Styphon]

The only funeral he wouldn't talk about himself at is his own.... But he'd try.

[@dancepiglover]

The only time where the funeral would ACTUALLY be about him.

[@robertric8279]

That last line on Silk and tRump holding hand and saying "can't wait to meet you someday". Took me out! 🤣🤣🤣 ☠️

[@hapennysparrow]

Meet each other in hell.

[@TahtahmesDiary]

What’s so sick is they weren’t mourning her. They didn’t remember her life or friendship…just discussed conspiracies and politics like she was assassinated if something.

[@pattyamato8758]

In a sense, she was assassinated. As were hundreds of thousands of other Americans - by trump's covid LIES

[@coci2729]

Sad !

[@castonyoung7514]

Is that not what she would have wanted?

[@asabifatosin1150]

“They” is clearly a “he”, jack-ass though he be.

[@Giobemo]

Live by the sham, die by the sham.

[@landonewts]

“... a bumblebee trapped inside a ballon.” I will never not see that now when I see or hear the T. Rump.

[@kpoonwah]

I met Robert Zimmerman at the Oyster Bay festival last year. He seem like such a nice, honest man. I can’t believe he lost to the serial liar Santos. I’m so disappointed in my fellow Long Islanders 😢

[@stevesanzari7294]

Why Trump lost to Biden and Funny and Biden is a Serial Liar too !

[@gregparrott]

After hearing a sales pitch, in private, I approached him and pointed out obvious and serious deficiencies that compromised safety. Rather than acknowledge, deny or debate what I said, he confided..."You sell the sizzle, not the steak". By this he meant that you play up scenarios that suggest an imminent need for products like those being sold, and if you act now, it's available for a special price. Mr. Zimmerman was likely selling the steak (substance) but got beaten by Santos selling the sizzle.

[@dymalcartwright3696]

It's the family's fault for having him there. 😔

[@billgallaher339]

There's no way anyone would think that would have turned out any differently than it did. They asked him there for the publicity, not for anything meaningful or respectful.

[@larryfulkerson4505]

Everytime donnie takes the stage he always does a perfect parody of himself. And the best part is he doesn't know he's doing it.

[@couragekarnga8735]

He's his own comedy sketch!

[@douglasdavis8395]

@@couragekarnga8735 - "Big guy, strong guy, came up to me with tears in his eyes, and he said, 'Sir...'" Seth uses that one every time!

[@user-wt2me2fe5t]

Your like that bitter ex girlfriend who can't go two minutes without mentioning his name.

[@user-wt2me2fe5t]

Hello. Neither left or right here but the same can be said about Biden. I know you don't like it, but Biden is a mockery everytime he talks.

[@douglasdavis8395]

@@user-wt2me2fe5t - Biden stumbles, but he doesn't say stupid things. He just says things stupidly.

[@laughingowl7896]

"Maintained all the focus and solemnity of a bumble bee trapped inside of a balloon🤣🤣🤣."

[@ASOnly1]

😱 Funeral service was simply embarrassingly sickning 🤢

[@MelioraCogito]

_“The first indication of stupidity is a complete lack of shame.”_ -Sigmund Freud TFG is immune to irony and allergic to self-awareness - he has no shame at all.

[@1972danhall]

Great comment!

[@dw999]

Shamelessness exists in people who are bright, too -- Hawley, Cruz, and DeSantis come to mind immediately.

[@kevdaag2523]

Great quote, but Freud was a quack

[@1972danhall]

@@kevdaag2523 He was, in many ways. But he did have a lot of good ideas.

[@lottasunshine1325]

@MelioraCogito Maybe that's why George Santos admires him so much.

[@Worldbuilder]

“This memorial is taking too long” *makes sure everyone agrees mid-way through the eulogy*

[@johnsmithe4656]

Then goes on to blather for 20 minutes about insensitive nonsense.

[@reitzcollings1024]

...And from a man who buried his ex on his golf course for a tax write off. Now there's some respect for ya. He made Diamond a joke to the end. LOL!! BLACKS 4 TRUMP!! Herman Caine? Where you at?

[@deniseboldea1624]

Everybody just smile and nod, maybe the creepy white guy will go away.

[@mrbroeders]

And now they've found documents at Pence's house

[@almostthere2884]

The visual of a bumble bee trapped inside a balloon is so perfect!

[@casbot71]

Diamond also is a winner of the _Herman Cain award_ for dying of Covid while denying it's a risk.

[@desmond-hawkins]

When she died there were immediate rumors that its was from covid but I don't think it's been confirmed yet. Even weirder, Silk gave a eulogy in which she seemed to insinuate that it had to do with the vaccine, saying that she just dropped dead like so many healthy people supposedly do because of it. But then… *did she* get vaccinated? They were obviously against it, and now she's suggesting it was related so what's the story they're trying to spin exactly? Is this all to deflect from covid being the actual cause? If so they're really bad at it.

[@KOOLBadger]

Is that what she died of?

[@oldrrocr]

sadly, she believed her own BS (trumpski never did).

[@dw999]

casbot, stop spreading lies -- that's what GOPs do. Per an AP article: she died "of a heart condition, according to a death certificate obtained Monday by The Associated Press." DO NOT POST IT. DO NOT BE ONE MORE PERSON CONTRIBUTING TO THE SEWER OF MISINFORMATION AND DISINFORMATION.

[@dw999]

@@KOOLBadger Instead of asking the person who posted that (it's a lie, btw), do your frikkin research -- it takes a few seconds! (She died of heart disease; the AP saw her death certificate an reported on it.) The world is a giant mess bc so few people use their brain. DO NOT BE ONE OF THEM. IF YOU DON'T USE YOUR BRAIN, IT WILL TURN TO OATMEAL, AND PEOPLE WITH AN OATMEAL BRAIN ELECT "LEADERS" LIKE SCUMP AND BOLSONARO, ENSURING THAT THE EXISTENTIAL PROBLEMS WE FACE WILL NEVER BE SOLVED. SO USE YOUR DAMM BRAIN.

[@jessetorres8738]

Let's face it, Trump would make it all about him no matter whose funeral he is attending since he's that narcissistic & arrogant.

[@LJCyrus1]

Don't tempt him, he'll show up to his own funeral to tell you about his new line of Trump-brand coffins.

[@Tony-723]

Trump derangement syndrome

[@couragekarnga8735]

I don't know who's idea letting him speak was, but I know they're regretting it.

[@anthony9489]

If Trump ever speaks at my funeral, then I am truly dead lol

[@casbot71]

@@anthony9489 If Trump ever speaks at my funeral, I'm rising from the grave to throttle him. 🧟

[@paulhellewell9468]

A bumblebee in a balloon. I'm going to remember that one and quote this man. I had tears rolling on that one.

[@adrianaguirre7006]

Only psychopathic narcissist hogs the microphone at a eulogy.

[@hapennysparrow]

Yes, I think the term Malignant fits perfectly. Like an incurable cancer. He just won't go away. Even, or especially, the sound of his voice makes me want to run. Not out of fear, but of loathing.

[@djtdub1]

Adrian and everybody, did you see how Trump handled Ivanna's burial? Got to admit, he doesn't miss a trick.

[@kurtreber9813]

@@hapennysparrow Reminds me of that movie "Fear and Loathing in Fayetteville"

[@laduchesse6530]

@@hapennysparrow Yep, especially when he starts whining.

[@stevesanzari7294]

And What are you Hogging ?

[@ammaleslie509]

"The focus and solemnity of a bumblebee inside a balloon" made me 💀

[@PhilFeedback]

I loved Uma Turman in Purp Furction 😂

[@Gary-uy9mr]

He probably thought they were the same person.

[@kalitor]

I wonder if when people have Trump do stuff like this that they realize their mistake partway through and are just horrified by the disaster or if that wildly obnoxious incoherent but still somehow narcissistic behavior is what they were going for in the first place.

[@DoctorProph3t]

He does what he wants, his aides are cleaning up after him, not leading him by the nose.

[@Shuizid]

Maybe, but then they get a fresh dose of FOX and go back to being shitfaced afraid of everything.

[@couragekarnga8735]

You'd think they'd have learned after the Boy Scouts fiasco...

[@CombatMosquitoTrainer]

Yeah, I was wondering the same.

[@jcepri]

Somewhere in between - awestruck by the sheer height of accomplishments in the realm of stupidity.

[@ebrandt64]

Never ask a narcissist to give a eulogy.

[@randallbolt9193]

"All the focus and solemnity of a bumblebee trapped inside a balloon" Best quip of the year so far. Tip of the hat to the writers.

[@stevesanzari7294]

Same people Who write Joes Speeches a,

[@stillhere1425]

He didn’t know SILK??? I suspect he thought she and Diamond were the same person.

[@Craighetfield2024]

The eulogy wasn't about a funeral ... that was a sacrifice to him and as you can see he always made it about himself anyway

[@kenster8270]

Reminds me of that time he went to speak at a pro-him rally in Erie, PA, and he straight-up told the crowd that he didn't wanna be there. Must have sucked for those poor disenchanted MAGA folks of Erie who showed up to meet their hero and he just shat on their town.

[@jasonrollins8217]

@@kenster8270 honestly after he called them stupid disgusting and poor to thier face and they he would never hire them if they begged him at one his first rallies in 2015. I just knew he could say and do anything to these people as they cheered and praised him for it.

[@kenster8270]

@@jasonrollins8217 A buncha masochist cucks then?😁

[@stevefromsaskatoon830]

"When your hospitals create heat" 🧐🤦‍♂️

[@maribelcaudillo258]

You are going to carried beyond anybody's wildest dreams! what?

[@llkellenba]

Word Salad nonsense talk

[@christopherallen3110]

So humiliating this is only gonna get more embarrassing as time passes for all the fools who even pretended he was sane. one day these scumbags are gonna try and tell us they always hated him and are so glad he's gone I just hope we don't let them try and save themselves

[@stevesanzari7294]

Yeah it’s ashame how they are trying to Ditch Biden ! He was only used to Disrupt our Lives !

[@AndrewGitonga-qf7yy]

Courtesy of Comedic Legend Redd Foxx: "Listen, I wanna show you how you can make a story out of a sentence by leaving one word off each time. Here's the sentence: Oh, George, let's not park here. Oh, George, let's not park. Oh, George, let's not. Oh, George, lets. Oh, George! Oh!" Colbert and crew make a story out of this, from a fan from Nairobi, Kenya

[@jnananinja7436]

That Eulogy is an instant classic. Unbelievable!

[@jrey6186]

IKR - it a relief to go back to seeing him as a sad joke rather than a potential nuclear disaster - frightening times

[@normantaffefiny8227]

is that funny is it?

[@stevesanzari7294]

Now you’re just Flailing !

[@jnananinja7436]

@@jrey6186 It’s good to be able to laugh at him without having to run for a bunker..

[@rgwak]

Funny how republicans didn't seem to care about mishandled documents when they were found at Maralago. I wonder what has changed? 🤔🤣

[@Tony-723]

That’s the point democrats screamed for trumps arrest now dems are quiet

[@MartianManHunter7]

Doesn't that work the other way around. Democrats were calling Trumps arrest and now that it's Biden they've been really quiet. Biden even how anybody can be so irresponsible with classified documents

[@terri6854]

@@Tony-723 Details are not your friend, Tony? It's misplaced apples voluntarily returned versus stolen oranges refused to be given up.

[@manon7249]

Seeing as neither are arrested at least you know the treatment is equal across the board

[@DoctorProph3t]

@@manon7249 you’ve been watching too much tv, first comes the investigation THEN come the arrest. Not the other way around.

[@rachelleprudnick8005]

The best monologue ever! Stephen you’re the best!

[@stevesanzari7294]

I wouldn’t him Wipe my ass !

[@StevenTorrey]

"Fire the writing staff; we have George Santos for instant comedy."

[@Pryexel]

I actually want Disney themselves to call out Santos and say that "Anthony Devolver" never appeared on Hannah Montana and Suite Life with Zack and Cody.

[@couragekarnga8735]

I watched those shows religiously, and believe me, I would know if he had appeared in them. What a stupid, crazy thing to lie about!

[@debbiedean3165]

Absolutely despicable and heartbreaking for Diamond’s loved ones. Trump makes every occasion about him, always. But Diamond’s memorial service? and then to say that he didn’t know Silk!

[@dancepiglover]

I knew he would end up talking about himself. He’s incapable of not making everything about himself.

[@PatriceMarieDobson]

No words.....no words!!

[@NewMessage]

"Oh, so I lied about everything in my life, and stole from a Homeless Veteran's dying dog. I had a life. Sue me!" -George Santos, in all of our heads.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Somebody probably will someday.

[@stephanies2239]

rent free

[@lottasunshine1325]

@@couragekarnga8735 Many people have sued him. There have been several lawsuits filed against George aka Anthony. 2 landlords said he didn't pay his rent. One of them said he wrote bad checks. Discover Bank filed a suit against him for nonpayment of credit card debt. A former friend took him to small claims court and won the maximum of $5,000 to cover part of a loan he refused to pay back. He's also wanted in Brazil for bank fraud, so who knows how many people he's ripped off? I mean anyone who can steal $3,000 that was donated to save a disabled, homeless veteran's service dog has no shame and no conscience. He's not only a liar, he's evil.

[@rgwak]

Most times when there is laughter at a eulogy, it's because they're remembering good times or an endearing story of the dearly departed. Unless of course, you have t'rump giving the eulogy. Then the laughter is for a whole different reason.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Trump could get laughed at anywhere. Remember the UNGA?

[@acciousername6776]

That man is comedy gold by himself

[@mikejankowski6321]

Anybody remember "Chuckles Bites the Dust"? It made far more sense than this.

[@vincentbaca790]

When is tooltime going to comment on Alec Baldwin's involuntary manslaughter indictment? Tooltime should come out with a cap gun and cowboy hat ,stare down the camera, then start to 😢 cry...

[@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone]

@@mikejankowski6321 Mary Tyler Moore when she starts laughing at the funeral? LoL!!!! Comedy gold.

[@jaykoblz1]

Love that the break music was Guinnevere! One of my favorite songs of all time, RIP David Crosby!

[@direktive4]

it's astounding he's Magoo'd his way thru life this far

[@dancepiglover]

At least Magoo had some charm.

[@anthonyfulmer6376]

Watching that Eulogy was like watching Leslie Nielson as the President on Scary Mocie.

[@johnandersen6752]

Or Lloyd Bridges. In 1993 Lloyd actually played an insane president in the hilarious movie "Hot Shots Part Deux." Coincidentally, he also looks a little like Trump.

[@deuceydee3506]

I find that analogy insulting. Leslie Nielsen is genuinely amusing, in a way that doesn't make you die a little on the inside

[@FyahNayShun]

@@deuceydee3506 surely, he can't be serious

[@deuceydee3506]

@@FyahNayShun I can't say for certain if he is or not And don't call me Shirley

[@stevesanzari7294]

Or Joe Biden Shaking hands with the Ghosts after EVERY Speech ! Lol !

[@purpleiguana208]

Makes me wonder how many currently serving senators and representatives might have classified documents in their homes?

[@julieutley2073]

What an insult to the deceased and the family and friends. He has no class whatever. No respect, but we knew that. Still, what a disgrace.

[@cherylleech785]

🎯🤮

[@bjornrasmussen3043]

Thank you to the band for playing some Dave Crosby at the end there, rest in piece

[@dw999]

Guinnevere had green eyes ... Broke my heart to hear that bc I wish he'd had more time. That said, he made excellent use of the time he had, and 80 + for someone with his substance-abuse history is pretty good. But still it's painful when a great talent departs. Thanks for your post.

[@couragekarnga8735]

This year has not been kind to celeberties. RIP, you wonderful musical genius!

[@pickledragonrebel]

Rip david

[@fishcough1]

Yeah, that was so good (what little we heard of it). Makes me miss when Letterman would chat with Paul Shaffer about the music selections after the breaks. Stephen just brushes over those moments.

[@katushawatkins1922]

"All the focus and solemnity of a bumblebee trapped inside a balloon"!! Whoa, great one! Brilliant, brilliant Colbert (and writers!).

[@BenWinder108]

That eulogy oh my God

[@MegaSpacemanSpliff]

This might be the worst eulogy in the history of humankind.

[@rewking2317]

I feel so profoundly sad for Silk and the family, it's like fractal misery. Politics aside my heart hurt at the thought of sitting through that eulogy 'honouring' a loved one. Damn the man, damn him that he couldn't even fake such a human moment for someone who thought so much of him

[@couragekarnga8735]

He couldn't even fake it for his African-American! What a s**thead he is!

[@miss_bicklesb7004]

At first I felt bad, too. But then I realized if they adore Chump that much and are THAT blind to his narcissistic behavior to ask him speak at the eulogy, the family is probably ecstatic that he spoke. They’re more than likely overjoyed that he “blessed” them with his presence and “kind” words, and will have a great story to tell for ages to come. So…I’m not too worried about them.

[@tammileroux3329]

She was just one more fool for the waste bin

[@TeargasHorse]

It would be fake human moment, like hugging Eric.

[@FutureCommentary1]

That's the thing: you listen to him and dislike him. They listen to him and applaud and approve. The KNOW how he speaks AND asked him to deliver the eulogy. Shrug.

[@sundrenched6248]

In Trump's defense, he HAD me in tears when he jumped from "death sentence" back to Diamond.

[@SusanOnTVShows]

Trump actually made me feel sorry for both Diamond and Silk.

[@miapark9748]

The thought of Trump holding Sliks hand after all those times meeting her and looking her in the eyes and saying "I have know idea who you are but I guess your a friend of Diamond listen I gotta hit the road this is taking to long" it hilarious to me literally comedy gold lmao 🤣 (low-key feel bad for her but liiike she put her trust and faith in him all this time sooo)

[@juanreynoso9653]

Do you honestly think he was there to acknowledge the person and their funeral with years of using and abusing people for his own gain. 😮

[@peterprentice9179]

6 additional classified docs . . . horrors of horrors . . .

[@terilw]

Perhaps that was the exact way Diamond should’ve been remembered. 🤨 It’s a shame TFG couldn’t stop talking about himself long enough to pay homage to the deceased.

[@Taricus]

He kind of did when he was whining about not even wanting to be there.

[@luciamiller1555]

What does TFG stand for?

[@lookwhatshappeningnow8974]

@@luciamiller1555 The Former Guy

[@couragekarnga8735]

This one honestly just makes me so sad. Just think of how much he genuinely meant to her, and he's just gonna fuck up her funeral like that? What a dick!

[@MononymousM]

@@luciamiller1555 my guess was The First Grifter

[@223Drone]

"I was in the original Star Trek series." -George Santos

[@toadjiang7626]

George Santos, AKA the son Donald Trump never had.

[@mirhurta77]

Anthony Devolder did that while George was Kitara in Brazil

[@alexandradaniele]

"I came up with the whole concept of Star Trek." - Anthony Devolder

[@teresastillabower8361]

Don't blasphemy Star Trek that way.

[@dutube99]

George Takei says hi

[@avidslts]

That "Purp Furction" joke was far too funny for me. Damn good writing guys.

[@princesszoeylynn]

That’s just sad. No matter what Diamond deserved a dignified funeral. But what do you expect? That’s the man who we don’t name.

[@pickledragonrebel]

Did she though?

[@princesszoeylynn]

@@pickledragonrebel No matter what your political are, you should have a dignified funeral. To be fair, it is exactly what she promoted and he is a disgraceful person with no morals or dignity, it is fitting. I didn’t expect anything less. A Rump rally at the funeral.

[@pickledragonrebel]

@Princess Zoeylynn it has nothing to do with her political affiliation that made her a bad human, it was her lies and how those lies put people at risk of severe illness or death.

[@princesszoeylynn]

@@pickledragonrebel it does. The Republicans were pushing the narrative that COVID was no big deal.

[@generalpublic3744]

8.20 "....maintained all the focus and solemnity of a bumblebee trapped inside a balloon." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Perfect!

[@errgag3580]

Who will go first....George Santos or Donald Trump? Why are they still around anyway?

[@big_goat]

Joe Biden

[@dsaint372]

@@big_goat troll

[@big_goat]

@@dsaint372 oh im no troll. Im just not part of the blind leading the blind. Are you ready for those 87,000 irs agents to start working? There is nothing you can say good about the left so all you people do is bash the right. WAKE UP!

[@luciamiller1555]

Pray for a happy death🙏🤣

[@vincentbaca790]

Who will go first. .Joe or Hunter?

[@nanyubusnis9397]

Let's be real for a minute here. If *Diamond and Silk* still didn't know what kind of man he was, they deserved this.

[@o.b.7217]

The Rs are far off any possible redemption, if that "eulogy" doesn't make them think. Who am I kidding? NOTHING will ever make these guys think.

[@markrobinowitz8473]

No mention that Diamond died of Covid after denying the disease? She got a Herman Cain Award.

[@dw999]

Oh. FFS. Stop being a GOP-type jerk who posts without fact-checking 1st! She died of heart disease -- the AP saw her death certificate and reported on it. The world is a giant mess bc so few people use their brain -- STOP BEING ONE OF THEM. TAKE A FEW DAMM SECONDS TO GOOGLE FOR THE FACTS BEFORE YOU POST.

[@SwiftJustice]

It's called maga-19 for a reason

[@brandonm949]

I don't think that was ever confirmed. It's just (pretty reasonable) speculation.

[@honorsilverthorne7227]

It has been determined that she did not die of COVID. I live just a few blocks from the sisters and their extended family. I hated it that Drumpf came here.

[@Earthneedsado-over177]

@@honorsilverthorne7227 She was infected with the virus and then died later. It has hit the Black and Latino Community harder. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.