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[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Hi thank you for watching!! Make sure you’re a subscribed with notifications on. I have something big I’m dropping really soon for everyone

[@DaMarcusVasquez]

Thanks for the live comedy

[@kichiondarby443]

Subscribed ✅Can’t wait!!

[@nerfherder4284]

Thanks Josh ✌🏻

[@t.brooks7602]

Was subscribed already, but turned the notifications on! Can't wait, you're one of those once in a generation type minds, I'm loving all these clips!

[@SnozberriesTasteLikeSnozberrys]

Thanks!!!!!🎉🎉🎉

[@robertcornegyiii8522]

this man said “Bring me your ashy, your dusty” 😂😂😂

[@happysheepies7321]

I was crying 😂

[@tutumomo5167]

I died 🤣🤣

[@BuruIgeru]

Man your frequency of uploads is turning you into a one-man comedy news show by yourself, which I wholeheartedly support. Keep the good work and vital insight flowing brother.

[@kriswicks9128]

Josh deserves his own show on Comedy Central!

[@Du-Masses]

Yes! I miss Colbert, and getting news without comedy sucks… so I’m looking for replacements.

[@thebritons]

Def deserves his own show.

[@angelaa7388]

Great marketing strategy for his shows.

[@theoriginalloveandteavarie4285]

Yasss👏🏾👏🏾🙌🏾💪🏽

[@mojomogul]

I'm just gonna say it. Dude is getting funnier every set. He's becoming one of my favorite "story telling" comedians.

[@relativelyobjective6412]

If you haven’t dug into the archives, check out his bit about catfishing the KKK. It’s how I first found him; he’s been a fantastic storyteller and just keeps getting better!

[@sythhowell3454]

Yeah he’s brilliant! So glad to see him on The Daily Show now!

[@ElinorRigby]

He’s made it, all he’s gotta do is keep talking lol. 😆

[@ElinorRigby]

@@relativelyobjective6412one of my favorites 😂

[@adambrekka4913]

"Your legs will end up in the air, bro" I see this as an absolute win

[@draco_nyxieX]

💯💯💯

[@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083]

Lol same 🤩🤩🤩

[@TCt83067695]

7:55

[@michaelbolton-iw2cu]

Ill lol

[@marcoboscarol2420]

A man of culture I see

[@KBlue728]

"You aint gon dip me!" 😂😂That part had me rollin!!!

[@verballynonverbal]

I had to pause because he made me choke. AIN'T NO WAY somebody was so strong they did that by accident! I'm literally crying and that's not a figure of speech! When he said they heard the pop a tear rolled out.

[@janeeyre1990]

I was born with autism, ADHD, and dyspraxia. I was assigned female at birth. As an adult, I happen to be 5'9" (175 cm) and over 200 lbs of uncoordinated fat and muscle. I accidentally break the buttons off all my clothes. I accidentally break pencils trying to write or draw. I am *so careful* with lovers because I do not want to accidentally hurt them. I did almost elbow a guy hard in the jaw once trying to get undressed. Thankfully he had quick reflexes. I would absolutely break open a locked door on accident.

[@janeeyre1990]

TL;DR: 1. Human "bulls in a China shop" exist 2. They are probably neurodivergent or disabled 3. They are probably sorry if they accidentally break things or hurt others, and are actively trying not to

[@TheFundiOne]

Greenlights ❤

[@verballynonverbal]

​@@janeeyre1990Oh my gosh! I say this with all sincerity, i didn't think that was possible. Hearing him reminded me of Lennie in Of Mice and Men, if you had to read it in school. He was so strong he accidentally killed animals while petting them and a woman.

[@elsvaughn7959]

​@@verballynonverbalwell... no one is actually SURE if it was an accident when he killed that girl.

[@RichRoyal24]

“I’m a man, You ain’t gon dip me” ROTFL 😂 😂😂

[@autumnsskin]

At this point he is my news outlet 😂😂😂 I keep more up to date with him than the news😅😅 I'm like oh that happened??? Well thank you sir for delivering it in a way where we could get some laughs

[@geekdivaherself]

Abso-freakin'-lutely the same!

[@thesoundsmith]

"These are piano fingers at best." Yes, they ARE. I AM a pianist and wish to hell I had those long slender piano-playing digits. Mine are sufficient for the job at hand, but don't stretch a tenth (octave plus two scale tones) so no stride piano for me... But YOU could channel Fats Waller no prob, dude! (But don't quit yer night job, you're too damn good...).

[@alwhite1879]

I met a retired piano instructor that told me "please tell me you play piano." Sadly, I never did.

[@timgarrow1487]

Not bass hands lol

[@silverhand861]

I really like playing, but I'm not that good... Part of the problem is these meatslabs I have for fingers. More suited for punching shit than fine arts. Hardly ever broken or injured them though, so small w

[@ABeeStingInTheBrain]

"she had me but she might take me" HAHAH gone 🤣

[@jamerican_bae]

Nah. The fact I knew exactly the feeling he was talking about made it that much more funny

[@ABeeStingInTheBrain]

idk how he worded it so perfectly, that's the subtext of every situation a female is in hahah 😭😂

[@JoyStLouis-xm9wo]

G-sus, Josh! I was ready for a long walk but the pivot to you being dipped on a first kiss like the nurse at the end of WW2! 🤣🤣🤣 Insane!

[@asarehenry5405]

Word of advise, don’t listen to this stand up when u are doing some squats at the gym. Laughed so hard almost had an accident at the gym😂

[@heatherkaye8653]

Josh is seriously I think the funniest comedian right now. Every single set of his I am left in tears from laughing so hard and I feel like I have to share it with everybody because it's so funny. I'm only 3 minutes in too!! 😂

[@Heavenzvoice]

I agree…. I watched Nate Bartgatze like this until he exploded. Still love and watch Nate but he’s pacing the same way Nate is so I hope he makes it! He’s hittin his stride. And he has a beautiful face:)

[@nerfherder4284]

You always bring a amile to my face 😂✌🏻👍🏻 Come on let's get Josh to 100K subs!

[@007jLoSoulGLo]

I did my part! Love Josh and look forward to his videos!!

[@finchcarvingadiamond]

That "safe but in danger" line is GENIUS WTF

[@heatseeker1229]

“Statue of Liberty for wayward niggas” is wild 💀😂

[@susanlett9632]

😅😂

[@nadiaelisian7335]

The consistency and frequency in which you get up and post is going to get you a Netflix special so fast. I’m excited and proud of you.

[@shannonmeshbane]

I felt like a woman. You know, I felt safe but I was in danger ❤🎉

[@emjay313]

'She had me but she might take me.' So accurate.

[@rosemagny]

Josh is just awesome 🤩 who can make serious news sounds so hilarious? 😂 Plus The story of the date had me screaming at the top of my lungs 😭 I can't wait for him to come to Miami. I got to see this man in person 🤣

[@elsvaughn7959]

I love stand-up and there are a few comedians that are super, but not one of them has the ability to frame so many jokes around such complete intellectualism.

[@Blullaby]

Once again, I laughed from start to finish ❤! Josh, you're an absolute living miracle! We're so lucky to have you! Can't wait for the big news 🥰 ! Much much love (from another giant hand lady... Just throwing it out there if you're looking to relive those thrills 🤭) 😘

[@leongolgo9950]

This dude is so good. Gonna be a legend one day.

[@obscurejade]

all luv from here, your joke structuring is truly an art form all on its own😂💯

[@LydiAtheistLady]

This dude is such a rising star! Always funny & fresh material.

[@nv_sa2243]

My core was on fire watching this video 😂😂😂😂

[@eh-ay-ron]

Dude consistently puts out high quality sets. This man is a legend

[@Wakkowolf]

Josh just gotta embrace the smol 🤣🤣🤣

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Smol?

[@dualcaster]

@@Tonyhouse1168 internet slang for small

[@WesleyLawton]

Your set at this bar is the best I've seen from you, and that's saying a lot!

[@JustbeingCed]

This dude is funny as hell 😂😂😂😂

[@Breathamania]

Love it when Mr Josh Johnson laughs

[@susanjamison1746]

Me too. He has a wonderful laugh.

[@timgarrow1487]

I can’t imagine writing one joke let alone performing it on a stage. The amount of content is amazing and truly original funny sense of humor. I’m glad I subscribed.

[@marlonbascombe3427]

You ain't gonna dip me!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ghostcat2467]

😂

[@jopinscott1777]

😂😂😂

[@penningtonlovesyou]

I am really vibing with Josh. Keep doin what you’re doin!!

[@jopinscott1777]

Harrison Floyd...not to be confused with the guy from Star Wars.😂

[@imaniwilliamsiw9238]

thanks for filing the current event comedy void.

[@mwalker7518]

For real.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Josh and Zoltan are doing it for me

[@cooperscobey5124]

Happy these clips come out as frequently as they do. Love your stuff, hope to see you pass through Nashville sometime in the future!

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Here’s the link for Nashville! www.etix.com/ticket/p/86997220/josh-johnson-nashville-zanies-comedy-club

[@chatsnoirblamo]

The crowd is exploding with laughter 🔥

[@roxc.507]

The hand's and the kiss!! 😂😂 I just love your fresh takes on things. Thank you!

[@dr.feelright434]

Josh Johnson is a yet to be discovered by the mainstream comedic genius. It's only a matter of time,

[@marianelson9358]

I love this guy , can stop laughing he really know his stuff,❤❤❤❤😂😂😂

[@kianacolgrove4546]

easily my fav comedian, keep doing your thing✨

[@WeAreNotGoingBackEver]

His smile is beautiful! Plus I love that he laughs at his own jokes 😂

[@Xuxflwr]

Josh you're so perceptive and on point. Thank you for your evergreen comedy. Got me Loling on my bday, you rock!!!!! keep speaking your truth.

[@robins.9700]

The story about the girl with the big hands had me roaring lol 😂😂

[@Vivaciouslight730]

Josh’s story telling is so amusing, I’m in tears from the laughter each and every time I stop and tune in..good job! Wishing you all the best going forward!

[@PapaSock]

Love your stuff man, cant wait to see your continuing successes

[@tamaraanthony86]

I've been following him for years on here and he never disappoints 😂😂

[@DJDigitalDamon]

Josh, you have an incredible gift. Thank you for the laughs.

[@brendatomlinson]

I was laughing so hard that no sound was coming out of my mouth! I don’t think that’s ever happened before

[@jcenergy2493]

Hilarious! And finally a JJ KZbin I can hear on my phone! Thanks for being hilarious and finally finding your 'voice' ❤❤❤❤❤❤ Also I might be a fungi rn 🍄 🍄 🍄 🍄

[@LindaMitchell]

I'm SCREAMING! You're an excellent storyteller.😂😂😂😂

[@pdan4]

Every upload is funnier than the last one!

[@beverleyreid7572]

Josh is hilarious! I look forward to his videos.

[@a.t.hustle1583]

He said she opened up a locked door. 😂😂😂 That was incredible!!!

[@VidWatcher01]

"You ain't gon dip me!!"💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@이연수-m6u]

I got to know Josh browsing youtube this summer. He's my favorite comedian now. So cool and cute and smart too. Love him.

[@giaafshar8419]

😂”safe but in danger” so true

[@TooTachy]

Bro you are mastering your craft in a big way. These vids you've been dropping weekly have been so hilarious xD Hope I can catch you next time you perform in NY!

[@KOVIK]

Bring me your ashy, your dusty 🤣🤣

[@kathybell6268]

Its a cloudy Saturday and I spent it listening to Josh.

[@EthanJJ98]

I remember when my guy was bald 😭❤️

[@MisssKayy]

Baby! The growth!🎉

[@ro2670]

@@MisssKayylisten… he cares for those strands and it shows!!

[@nephrotoxick8]

So great my algorithm finally figured it out & promotes all your hilarious vids. Keep it up , you deserve the best

[@KaraZiasapiens]

Holy shit, you're from Alexandria? My dad was stationed at Ft. Polk when I was a teenager, so Alexandria was basically the first outpost of civilization for me, lol. I hate to admit it, but I once got trapped for, like, 20 minutes in the big roundabout because it was so damn dark I couldn't read any of the streets signs to tell me where to exit. (This was before GPS and Google Maps.)

[@JarardKenneth]

The kissing story had me in tears😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ekdaufin1485]

I didn’t know! Thank you Josh! Allegedly! 😂

[@bradbastow7341]

8:46 New core workout just dropped y’all

[@applechili2848]

Too good, “where’s Trump finding these wayward ninjas?!” That. Part. Liked & subscribed! You’re the man JJ!

[@veeisher]

Joooooosh! You got me rollin!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 O-M-G! You are Huhlarious 😂😂😂😂

[@TCt83067695]

I was crying at the statue of liberty bit

[@shannonwestley6895]

I needs my daily dose of Josh J❤❤❤

[@vonasavini8308]

Thank for my morning dose of hysterical laughter. I can't help but wonder what was said at the end of the kiss/date. 😂

[@diplomatboy21]

Now this was funny af 😂😂😂

[@katboss4886]

This was a great set, Josh. Please come to Nor Cal!

[@karlthemadscientist6295]

legend in the making

[@hongdekungfu]

Each post I watch of Josh is funnier than the last.

NOOOO YOU WERE IN TORONTO AND I MISSED IT AHHHHHHHHH

[@Rastebb]

The most insane thing about those mugshots was the exposure. Like they were so white the cameras were not even set up to photograph them. Just more and more lens flare

[@intwalibruce]

"Statue of Liberty for wayward n***as" sent me over the edge 😂😂😂

[@rickjames21]

Keep this up man. We are watching from Africa.

[@vincentewunes4759]

“Safe but in danger” is hilarious 🤣

[@matchboxgiant]

killing it! looking forward to everything you’re doing!

[@VidWatcher01]

"She's got Man Hands!" - Jerry Seinfeld

[@christilynfranklin100]

I remember that episode 😅

[@susanlett9632]

My first thought when he said that!

[@thetravalanche]

You've been on fire! 🔥 This shit's so funny

[@Tlahuiltezcatl]

Safe but in danger 😂😂😂

[@masonicprince1]

Genius!

[@celestialnubian]

I would be ok with him having The Daily Show.

[@Finkeldinken]

Yeah, since he wrote for The Daily Show and Jimmy Fallon for years, he also has the contacts. But really, while I really enjoy TDS, I wouldn't want this guy bogged down like that. I love seeing him just doing his own things for himself because he's terrific!

[@dualcaster]

fire set!

[@desireeallen-barimah7872]

This just gave me the bust out laugh screaming in my car could have crashed Lol 😂 Laughter, that I have had in a few days. Josh’s clips are the best when I’m riding in my car alone. Mad when my husband calls, I’m like can I call you back I’m listening to a comedian who is making my whole day right now 😂 He was like share it with me I’m like nope 😂😂😂

[@staynlesjl]

U ain’t about to dip me 😅😂😂

[@israellong5221]

“Nvr in the history of niggadom”😭

[@williamalexander7481]

Thank you for always making me laugh.

[@Ethiokarate1]

Josh dont miss, this mans elite!

[@hansvillenews]

Killing it!!

[@dunwitch]

Man this guy just keeps cranking out funny topical shit like two minutes after the shit happens, every day, for years. Dude is amazing.

[@willc3900]

Keep the output up!

[@jasminemp3298]

Oh man you had me crying. 😂

[@gammaraydjclub]

Dude you are a genius!

[@chrisdavis2161]

as a piano player... I can confirm that... you have some piano hands... "you look like you play a mean Tchaikovsky... But you play a lil Kirk Franklin on the weekends" lookin as

[@gladitsnotme]

Note to self: dip boys on the first kiss