Justice League - Caravan Of Garbage

[@nebuchadne33ar]

Kid leaves the Snapchat glasses filter on "Holy shit. You're Clark Kent"

[@EasyCure0]

That would only work if Clark Kent was an established reporter in this universe, the way Lois was. But no, they decided to kill him in his second movie. Then again, how many kids know Pulitzer prize winning journalist? Still funny though haha

[@AKPstudios]

four13dream was a joke

[@tweeks9896]

LOOOOL

[@HankMeldrum]

But I thought he was DeEeAaAad!! What happened???

[@maxhydekyle2425]

@@EasyCure0 I still want to know how Clark Kent coincidentally dies at the same time as Superman and then comes back to life at the same time with no one noticing. I can excuse the glasses as his disguise because that's just Superman's thing, but him just somehow coming back to life, getting back to work, and publicly dating Lois (who's very famous) without anyone noticing makes no sense.

[@imdoneplus]

This is a little morbid but I was in a pretty low place prior to Justice League coming out and I said to myself “I can’t die, I have to live long enough to see Justice League.” Once I was in a better place and actually saw it I thought “it’s a good thing my continued survival didn’t depend on this movie being good.”

[@gf1006]

Theres always a better way bro. Lovely to hear ur doing better. Wishing u as much happiness as possible

[@imdoneplus]

@@gf1006 I appreciate it!

[@alancarnell2747]

November of 21017. I remember it well. Definitely low point for me.as well. Thor: Ragnarok was also showing. Such a small thing to give me hope. I also just 3 years ago this month saw both Captains Marvel movies on the same day. Haven't been to the movies since. It hasn't been a big part of my activities for a long time.

[@imdoneplus]

@@alancarnell2747 well it’s a good time for movies man! Maybe check out The Batman or Everything Everywhere All at Once. I hope you’re doing better.

[@alancarnell2747]

I kinda cheated and had the breakdown in Key West. Spent some time on the streets, got a job and now live in a 30ft Bayliner. I'm doing OK.

[@bigpigeon2384]

The lesson wasn’t even “the team needs to work together” it was just “super man needs to save us he’s the only one that can do this”

[@acgeewhiz]

“Somebody saaaaaaavvve (the Justice League)”

[@DarkCyberElf]

@@acgeewhiz I DON'T CARE HOW YA DO IT Zack Snyder

[@TheSoulWithin7]

DarkCyberElf (Mylon Requiem) u ruined it

[@ItsTheGuy77]

Exactly. The whole point of The Justice League is that there are threats that none of them can handle by themselves. But in this version, literally none of them are needed as long as Superman is around. Superman literally stops the beat down on Steppenwolf halfway, super speeds away, saves some people and then comes back to finish off Steppenwolf like it wasn't even a big deal.

[@ThreadBomb]

@@ItsTheGuy77 To be fair, this is not a big problem if Superman is the only character you care about!

[@luiscedeno7856]

ive watched this specific caravan of garbage so many times. whenever i do laundry, wash the dishes, when im at the gym, if im feeling down, this is the one i always come back to lol

[@mrsundaymovies]

Much appreciated Luis!

[@rascoehunter3608]

I akways replay the uh ahh moment that james does @12:17.

[@Zzzquil_Lord_v2]

⁠​⁠@@rascoehunter3608my favorite part is Maso breaking down the interaction between Warner bros execs and mission impossible execs with Tom cruise sliding in everytime he says “Absolutely not” at 3:25 Hilarious

[@sucasa3834]

The idea of the kid not getting a good shot of Superman because he's so excited is actually a waayyy better idea than the fake mustache.

[@WeirdToYourMother]

For real, it was such a smart suggestion and totally changes the context of the scene in a interesting way

[@mdmyer]

I know this is an old comment, but what about having Superman have a mustache? Who says he has to be clean shaven all the time? He can obviously grow facial hair (see Man of Steel movie)

[@ANGELOFDARKification]

@@mdmyer True but the moustache he had for Mission Impossible was a lot thicker than just some stubble. Visually it makes sense for good guy Superman to be clean shaven. He's only bearded in Man of Steel before he dons the cape and suit.

[@elvissisic7823]

​@@WeirdToYourMother10:55

[@ItsTheGuy77]

Honestly, I know this movie had A LOT of issues but one of the main things I disliked about it was how freaking nerfed Wonder Woman was. She legit went toe to toe with Doomsday and was loving every minute. In this though, she could BARELY handle Steppenwolf. The way Superman just swooped in at the end and whooped Steppenwolf like a rag doll was just some major BS. And Batman was SUCH A JOKE in this. The whole point of The Justice League is that there are threats that none of them can handle by themselves. But in this version, literally none of them are needed as long as Superman is around.

[@ashfiqislam7807]

agreed. What this movie showed was that the JL was completely invaluable and useless without Superman, which should never be the case.

[@brandonlyon730]

And funny enough according to Zack in his cut of the film she was suppose to be the one to deal the killing blow on Sheppenwolf by chopping his head of after getting beaten up by the other league members.

[@LTMM_]

I wonder if Wonder Woman had an orgasm, while fighting Doomsday.

[@apenasmaisumdiogo.7115]

@@brandonlyon730 I admit I liked more the way he was defeated in the movie, having to escape from his own minions

[@thatgermandude6076]

The REAL problem was that steppenwolf was nerfed. He’s supposed to be an elite veteran warrior, a literal God. They should of at least showed Superman struggling with him too, THEN once they teamed up as 6 taken him down. So much lost potential overall, hopefully the Snyder cut gives it some justice.

[@JCResDoc94]

*☼ "some people say 'what if it's worse?...first of all - how?"* . powerful words.

[@pdpMASTERP]

Are u legit the real Jai??

[@FabulousKilljoy917]

That would be hilarious tho😂

[@maxhydekyle2425]

@@pdpMASTERP Obviously not. Idk who Jai is, but this certainly is a fan account.

[@3dheadcreeps87]

The commotion that would be caused by the Snyder Cut being ass is too funny to happen. But then again, this timeline we’re in has been pretty wacky lately.

[@TroublingPath]

3DHeadCreeps I’d say we’ve got a pretty good odds on it being ass. Cinematography, macho one liners, and slo-mo visually striking moments do not make for a fully realized great movie, and if we were all truly honest with ourselves, I’m sure most of us could agree that Zack Snyder has never actually made a fully realized great movie. As a lifelong DC fan, I truly hope the Snyder Cut somehow finds a way to fart wetter and harder.

[@ancientaxolotl1654]

The snyder cut better have a scene where the general dude from Man of Steel turns into Martian Manhunter and says "Mclunky"

[@phantomfire8228]

"Mclunky" is the key to all of this

[@arthand7672]

And then superman asks him why he was just standing around the last two times metropolis was in danger?

[@WaterMeLoan64]

Saying "MaClunky" will kill Darkseid.

[@ItsTheGuy77]

I clapped because I know what that is! IT BROKE NEW GROUND!!!!

[@projectmayhem6898]

@@ItsTheGuy77 Sokath, his eyes uncovered!

[@ChuckD008]

Whenever I see Ezra Miller run as Flash I question if he ACTUALLY knows how to run; his arms are constantly flailing all over the place.

[@shuuz_buuz8252]

I know! And his legs!! They wiggle from side to side, It annoys me so much as a cross country Runner

[@kristian5526]

I think that was the idea

[@slQa.]

@@kristian5526 Why? WHY WAS THAT THE IDEA!??

[@kristian5526]

@@slQa. I mean i think it's dumb too. However, they made it apparent that he had little to no idea what he was doing in the movie so this brought that point home I suppose

[@333dae]

I think they're trying to make him look like that on purpose, I mean it looks weird asf but it doesn't look accidental

[@jppaul9156]

"I think it's bloody white supremacists getting arrested" Hahahahaha

[@Hearthian]

My favorite part of the movie was when that homeless guy had a sign that said "I tried". I feel like that kind of represented Warner Bros attitude.

[@ΑΡΙΣΤΟΤΕΛΗΣΛΑΧΑΝΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ]

I always viewed it as Joss Weddon's apology

[@saintshighlightshistory6318]

Admiral Hackbar they “try” then proceed to ruin every Zack Snyder movie lol

[@gammawolf3]

I watched the movie before knowing about the Snyder/Weedon mess and at this scene I was like: what the fuck has superman's death to do with homeless people?! Wh- what would he have done do prevent this guy from being homeless!?

[@oneopinion6806]

They only tried to hit that executive bonus schedule.

[@Chvse4U]

@@saintshighlightshistory6318 Zack didn't need any help.

[@callumblake2083]

“Clark no, not to the fishing hole!” Better be in the Snyder cut

[@boltavoltabolt]

hull* but yeah

[@averythesuperhero]

@@boltavoltabolt I need 3 and a half hours of Superman just going fishing and occasionally catching fish while the Justice League punch space bugs in the background

[@anthonycates269]

#ReleaseTheFishingClarkKentCut

[@nakedbat5378]

@@boltavoltabolt it’s hole..

[@ryan_cuh]

Seeing that death stroke suit and the actor only makes me wish we could’ve seen him in a movie

[@plutarchvonpluto6439]

I really hope they use him.

[@stevenhay7147]

He was used in Titans, he was great

[@nikolaswallau]

@@stevenhay7147 But that was a different suit and a different actor.

[@ultrabigfella]

Seeing as we're getting Black Adam and Cheeta soon, The Legion Of Doom might still happen!

[@Kh3micalX8]

This is just a rumor, so take it with a grain of salt. Rumor has it AT&T is attempting to get Ben Affleck back as batman, for a possible HBO Max series, whether it's a limited series, or multiple season show is yet to be known. If this did happen I'd be very excited to see where it goes. I just hope we can still get the Robert Pattinson Batman film as well.

[@Enzombie]

I have a theory that the whole movie is actually a dream of the homeless man with the "I tried" sign

[@BrianSpurrier]

I think the Flash’s run perfect captures that “Nerd who has never had to run faster than a jog in his life, who suddenly gets entirely running-based powers” feel

[@EricIsntSmart]

Isn't his run like that on purpose? it's supposed to mimic ice skating because of how frictionless and slidy his running is

[@doomstadt2371]

@@EricIsntSmart until you watch speed skaters skate and they look 100% in control of their bodies, where this fool looks like hes trying to keep from falling down the whole time.

[@hellatubbies882yt]

@@doomstadt2371 yeah they def were going for the "sliding on ice" look and just messed it up, now ezra looks like he is constantly trying to find his balance while also trying to full sprint the 200 meter dash on ice

[@MZ99698]

Can you imagine being cast as Superman, during the same era as the MCU, and these 3 movies being your “trilogy”? Devastating.

[@dayoolaleye1265]

The finale to your trilogy...*shudders*

[@li-limandragon9287]

Henry will get a good script sooner or later.

[@superhans976]

Fortunately (hopefully) that'll be redeemed in a year. If Snyder's take ends up being worse then yep, this'll be sad for him.

[@MZ99698]

Hans Hoffmann Nothing Snyder can do to Justice League elevates MoS, BvS, JL to being considered a good trilogy.

[@trevordavis6830]

Hans Hoffman While it’ll probably be better, I don’t think it’ll ever be considered a great or arguably even good film.

[@paulinlongbeach]

The most expensive Moustache in history. Or lack of Moustache, that is.

[@jordanreader]

The most expensive shave ever 🤣

[@austinkenway9079]

Most expensive Reverse Stache.

[@shindari]

I will never forgive Mission:Impossible for forbidding the removal of that 'stache. That one infantile decision single-handedly has RUINED what should have been WB's flagship superhero film. Everyone blames the guys behind Justice League, but it's really M:I's effing fault it was a problem in the FIRST PLACE!!

[@sfcSpidey]

Man how hard is it to cover that up it’s so stupid 😂

[@shindari]

@truewolf Oh, I've thought it through. And a fake prosthetic mustache is so much easier to film into a movie than having to CGI one out. Universal fucked WB over by taking the easy way out. It was cowardly of them. And WB does not deserve the blame for that.

[@Poncho5rc]

The real Snyder Cut was the friends we made along the way.

[@allienorse2098]

Beautiful

[@kowalski9er273]

Tru dat ;). I’ll never forget each and everyone of you.

[@alexanon7637]

Lmao

[@gabrieldemaria117]

The Friends we made trashing this movie

[@jasoncarter1869]

Clever lol

[@eanderson9599]

Severely disappointed Superman isn’t awkwardly smiling in the thumbnail

[@cyberdemon7694]

He just looks agry

[@ButrzV2]

"Hey i got a whale, i got a crab. Those are things you like?" Lost it.

[@allendean9807]

When Wonder Woman shoves that guy out of the way from a bullet going several hundred feet per second, i wonder how badly it injured him? Is he permanently disabled from being shoved instantly away from a bullet at more than the speed of a bullet? His poor spine....

[@kobrien4121]

Steve must have had some sore Willy after breaking Diana in!

[@RedThorn]

Super-speed logic. Everyone who is anyone that has been in contact with a speedster or someone going faster than the speed of sound would likely be disintegrated or otherwise mangled and deformed if it was realistic. Everyone who Quicksilver pranked in Days of Future Past would be a bloody pulp. Everyone who Quicksilver yanked away from the speeding train in Age of Ultron would have fallen apart.

[@daralenoach]

@@RedThorn I bet he wouldn't have seen that coming.

[@BadgerOff32]

@@RedThorn Have you ever watched The Boys on Amazon? They explore those ideas in the very first episode! A-Train, their version of the Flash, isn't fully paying attention to where he's going while running at super speed and accidently runs straight *through* the main characters girlfriend, instantly turning her into a red mist (in glorious slow-mo too lol). That show is great, because they aren't afraid to show (sometimes in gory detail) what super powers would actually do to regular people in a real world scenario. Homelander (their version of Superman) literally cuts people in half and melts off faces with his heat vision!

[@RedThorn]

@@BadgerOff32 Yes, I've seen The Boys. And yes, it is good.

[@VinB786]

I can imagine how painful it was for them to rewatch this movie.

[@EasyCure0]

No podcast next week. They've died for our sons with this one. Claire will assemble of team of podcasters, and have to resurrect them by placing them and a big sandwhich in water. Toddler Sunday will have to run at top speed and grab the big sandwhich with perfect timing for this to work, because if there's only a 1% increase in patreon revenue, we have to take it as absolute certainty this will work. Mcklunky.

[@ItsTheGuy77]

What are you talking about? They had fun with it. #MelbourneIsAllin

[@ThreadBomb]

There are worse movies. The Johnny Depp/Tim Burton version of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, for instance.

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

I still haven't seen it, I think I'm gonna smoke a joint and watch Justice League finally just for kicks

[@EasyCure0]

@@IloveGorgeousGeorge I don't think that will be enough. It's very bland.

[@Milkyway_Squid]

Aquaman is excited for global warming because then he can buy everybody's houses!

[@Sunkcostfallecy]

It's free real estate!

[@DavySolaris]

JUST ONE SMALL PROBLEM SELL THEM TO WHO, BEN

[@brandonlyon730]

@@DavySolarisTo the people of the four Atlantis Kingdoms.

[@ThreadBomb]

OMG, is Aquaman secretly Lex Luthor?

[@ferhog7705]

That is a very oddly specific reference to be seeing in this comment section.

[@Apollomasque]

Them talking about movie studios doing the same thing over and over again, so long as it still makes money, with the image of Jack Sparrow bailing water out of a sinking ship and riding a submerged mast to a dock, is just beautiful. Kudos to Ben for that one.

[@dr.k8610]

J.K. Simmons as Commissioner Gordon was such a weird choice. He’s already such an iconic comic book character, so you’re going to cast him a s a completely different type of character so people can point and say, “Look, there’s J.K. Simmons”?

[@videogamenostalgia]

I believe he was going to be Gordon in a solo movie with Affleck's Batman and there would have been a whole thing with his character, but it was just dropped after this and Affleck drifting away from the project.

[@Tucanforpres001]

Honestly I loved the idea of JK in that role. He probably nailed it but Whedon left most of his scenes on the floor.

[@badassdanthepowerman6438]

I can definitely get behind him as Gordon, not dream casting, Gary Oldman was my dream casting and that already happened. I know what you’re saying though it does feel a little bit like that, but I’m sure it wasn’t the initial intention.

[@icemav5740]

JK is almost a perfect Gordon casting. He completely encapsulates comic Gordon

[@babaracus9583]

J.K Simmons is chameleon he can really play anyone

[@MrBirdylol]

The timing of this video is literally perfect, I was looking through the previous COG’s and was waiting for this before I went to bed

[@holdenshort8828]

same

[@prinz1106]

On the other side of the world it's perfect timing as well. There is nothing better than waking up and return back to reality by laughing at the justice league movie

[@aidanbushe9388]

Haha i just googled what day cog comes out and than i opened utube and it was right, i thought this one was gonna b DCeased

[@MrVegemiteLover]

Messages In a bottle Australia bro, it’s 11:35 pm here

[@TheInfamousTonyG210]

Literally doesn't mean exact,literally is a word used for exaggerations

[@battleupsaber462]

MELBOURNE IS *ALL IN* BAYBEE TIME TO HAVE FUN WITH IT

[@cobi2691]

Perfect example of Henry Cavill in the phone footage of doing "smell the fart acting". Joey would be proud.

[@GrainneMhaol]

Does he have another setting?

[@BraappMalaysia]

This made my day 🤣

[@spartanlz]

The fact that these three films are technically a trilogy, is an atrocity in of itself.

[@mrsb50]

spartanlz truly, nothing has felt less like a real trilogy than these movies

[@LogicKidroy]

Trilogy? Travesty perhaps..

[@mattroxursoul]

I am kind of the opposite of a lot of people on this. I don't want the Snyder cut, never did. Batman is more of a dark hero, that is cause he is human and uses the night to help him. Superman never needed night time or surprise type tactics. Feel they really wasted Henry Cavil, I thought he was the problem till I saw him on a talk show or something. The man has a good sense of humor and should have been allowed to have fun as superman

[@mrsb50]

matt reeves especially after seeing the trailer for the Snyder cut, I don’t really understand the point. But I also didn’t care a ton about the movies in the first place so hey, have fun, fanboys.

[@rcbmmines4579]

s dub I don’t know. Disney really messed up the SW Sequel Trilogy, in pretty much the same way if not worse.

[@Shoub-kb9sk]

I love how much James hates the Flash in these movies

[@josephikrakowski1137]

I remember a couple months back, I walked into my living room and my sister was watching tv, I ask what she was watching and she said justice league. I straight up forgot this movie existed until that moment.

[@bigstunna2049]

This movie is like avengers 2 I can't recall any of the scenes

[@theavatar9191]

@@bigstunna2049 Way worse

[@miked3168]

Josephi Krakowski I thought you were going to say that you killed her. ;)

[@stuv1996]

@@bigstunna2049 You should rewatch 2 if you haven't in a while, especially for Tony's vision.

[@gkgk6439]

Josephi Krakowski did you stop your sister and save her from that tragedy?

[@sirsalmon1754]

I'm still waiting on the "you should probably move" cut

[@dontyouworryaboutit_]

Guess what

[@Amory-wd3ws]

This film broke my heart, it felt like a Frankenstein’s Monster of a film.

[@loreaver3882]

snyder cut will be a masterpiece don't worry

[@TintedVisionMovies]

Loreaver can you really wipe out all that red?

[@brandonlyon730]

@@loreaver3882With BvS existing because of Snyder I highly doubt it.

[@JustKrin]

@@loreaver3882 I don't think but it could be better than this

[@rozegold6928]

@@brandonlyon730 BvS Ultimate Edition, was pretty good in my opinion. I think the more I watch it, the more I understood it tbh

[@LabProductionsjk]

Wonder Woman’s “because i’m a believer” line made me cringe so hard

[@nathanmills335]

Mine was "Kal-el. No."

[@oscarm4095]

Not as much as Lois Lane's "Article" at the end *shudder* now THAT'S cringe

[@canvas11xD]

Dash from the Incredibles was the best iteration of the Flash. So many times he could have just done simple things quickly. Without slowing down time and seeing lighting.

[@xxsqueaky_cleanxx1739]

I love how whenever Batman is in a scene with Superman, 90% of the time he just has such a surprised expression on his face, just pure “:O”

[@certifiedsliim]

Superman is like all of us. All dark and broodin until we have that long nap. Now hes well rested, chipper about life and a positive attitude.

[@ryanpollard1166]

Say what you will about Man of Steel or Batman v Superman, at least they felt like one consistent vision, whereas this version of Justice League was just a Frankensteinian hodge-podge that was cobbled together by two very different, contrasting filmmakers, a collection of studio notes, and far too many cooks in the corporate kitchen. Easily the worst film in the DCEU.

[@oscarmccormack1611]

In my opinion, and this can easily be interpreted either way, alot of what makes this film bad are careless mistakes or errors, probably due to time. BvS (and parts of MoS) feel bad deliberately, like every single scripting or editing decision was made with the purpose of shitting out the worst film possible. Which is worse is up to the viewer, but I find Justice League to be better than BvS.

[@DieHardAlien]

Oscar McCormack Plus, I find BVS way more dull and visually ugly/bland with about the same level of bad decision with this only if it felt like everyone had a part of it sucking (Snyder, Terrio, Goyer, WB).

[@ozeirGD]

@@oscarmccormack1611 agree. At least JL is focus one goal and have specific purpose which is the motherboxes and also dealing with one villain while BVS have 10 things cramp into one and it makes us all confused sometimes like is this BVS or is this about whining and complain about superhero in real world.

[@jakubrejak1114]

WB really screwed over Zack Snyder. He's such a nice guy. They're dicks.

[@kristoferjefferson2058]

Is Suicide Squad technically part of the DCEU? Cause if it is, then that is definitely the worst, but this is comfortably 2nd worst, personally

[@ZacAttack-su7oo]

I feel like that scream at 12:18 is a great example on how we all feel about this movie

[@Faltzerbeast90]

I died @7:30 "clark! clark!" great impression

[@brentalfloss]

Love the video games background tunes!

[@danielferguson5971]

Hows it going

[@calebdekeyser7496]

What will it take for Martian Manhunter to decide to help the other heroes? Instead he just chooses to sit around eating his rip-off oreos

[@ancientaxolotl1654]

hE'S waITiNg fOr tHe rIgHT mOmeNt!

[@hasthehighground8560]

Hey Chocos are delicious

[@TheDreamer2O8]

HE'S STILL OUT THERE

[@hciapetus1251]

He’ll decide to help when Booster Gold and Blue Beetle steal his Oreos.

[@K3M15A]

14:55 THIS! If there was ever a way to justify the Martha scene in BvS, it would be Bruce not allowing the foreclosure on Martha Kent's farm. Imagine him getting to know her like he didn't get to with his mother. This made me actually say "Bullshit! Where's Bruce" out loud, when she revealed the foreclosure to Lois

[@roonietunes7]

and...he could have just paid off her mortgage, or bought her the farm...

[@erich.1355]

Perhaps. But he IS a busy guy, you know trying to round up the Justice League (and growing a beard while on the hunt for Aquaman, apparently). Martha is also a proud and humble woman, and probably wouldn't reveal the foreclosure or appeal to Bruce for help, I feel, if he was even around at the time.

[@skibot9974]

I doubt Martha would be willing to take the money

[@Ripheart789]

@@skibot9974 he could've just bought the bank. You know. Like he did at the end

[@skibot9974]

@@Ripheart789 well we’re talking about the beginning of the film

[@mexmiler]

"It's probably the white supremacist getting arrested" Nailed it

[@personM4N]

I laughed, but also my chest hurts...

[@dammagrilla]

they REALLY nailed it...

[@FalconOfStorms]

It's the imaginary white supremacists under every rock. i.redd.it/z2834nxua3x51.jpg

[@HowDoIMakeAUsername]

It's funny because it's true... haha... ha... oh :(

[@chicago4950]

@@FalconOfStorms No its just straight up true my man

[@amarisfrede2]

"The upper lip you can park a plane on..." I had to pause to laugh. Only just discovered your channel, started watching this triology, liked the two other videos, but this line got me. Maybe silly, but guess that's from the build up, and the nonchalant way you said it. Had to subscribe. Keep up the vibe!

[@mrsundaymovies]

Thanks Ruby appreciate the support and glad you're enjoying the channel!

[@vice.nor.virtue]

These guys are amazing, the spout really specific one liners quite frequently and it can really catch you off guard. My favorite one from Constantine was some thing like " Well no one wonder he's playing the Devil, that's one sinister hairline!"

[@solarmaru49]

@@vice.nor.virtue kick fin rocks

[@stethespaniard2]

One of the few parts I like was when flash realised superman could see him moving super fast and he had that "oh shit" face before nearly having his head punched off

[@Zimmy_1981]

Surprised they didn't mention it

[@jonathancampbell7798]

I love that Batman is nice and lets the burglar at the beginning go free.

[@SA80TAGE]

or you know, left him there tied up after notifying the police where he was... because superheroes never do that shit huh? Geez why are people so fucking stupid that they can't figure this shit out.

[@moewzers9136]

@@SA80TAGE Tone back the negativity, and don't call people stupid, it makes it especially bad when you're wrong, which you are.

[@SA80TAGE]

@@moewzers9136 prove that I'm wrong. He leaves low-level thugs tied up all the time and gets Alfred or Oracle to leave an anonymous tip to the cops.

[@SA80TAGE]

@@moewzers9136 well, I'm waiting. Tell me how I'm wrong about something that happens all the time in the comics.

[@lalilulelolol4780]

@@SA80TAGE Easy man, no need to be mean about it.

[@Corweiser]

I’m so glad Mason mentioned the flash and cyborg dig up Superman scene. I genuinely laughed because it was so stupid it was funny.

[@mossy642]

Who’s here after watching the four hour masterpiece that was James Cameron’s Titanic?

[@TheDarkLordOfBass]

Just think, Stanley Kubrick changed large sections of 2001: A Space Oddessey to switch Saturn to Jupiter because the VFX team couldn’t get the rings of Saturn to look realistic enough. WB still couldn’t figure out to delete a scene where the VFX are so bad it takes everyone out of the movie!?

[@krane15]

Special effects have come a long way since then. In movies nowadays, we can believe a man can fly.

[@johnnyappleseed3093]

How does Cavill's press/security guy look like the perfect Lex Luthor in just a fraction of a second compared to a whole movie of Eissenberg. This guy is both menacing and a physical match for Cavill.

[@jakubrejak1114]

I found Jesse Eisenberg quite fitting for the role of Lex Luthor. And if we're speaking about menacing, just rewatch the scene when he unveils the kryptonite rock and stares at his assistant. Pure evil.

[@Fenris30]

Lex Luthor isn't supposed to be a physical match for Superman that's why he Wears increasingly gigantic suits of armor. His thing was being a MENTAL match for Superman period. The guy who's going to come up with the plan to kill Superman and... holy fuck it worked? Lex Luthor killed Superman on his first try, say what you will about who pulled the trigger but he ultimately got the W. Has that ever happened before? That's like The Joker shooting Batman in the face the first time they meet. Man talk about a overachiever.

[@Sunkcostfallecy]

@@jakubrejak1114 Making a character pure evil is easier than making it interesting. If you can't make a character interesting people won't give a shit. Just like Captain Marvel, where the supportive characters are more interesting than main character.

[@Henrikstinker]

@@Fenris30 But that doesn't say anything about the quality of the character. Any writer could make up a scenario where a weaker character defeats Superman. That doesn't make the weaker character well-written. If the Condiment King kills Superman, is the Condiment King then suddenly a good character?

[@jakubrejak1114]

@@Sunkcostfallecy Apparently, people who loved BvS also admired the way Eisenberg portrayed Lex. And I found Carol as interesting as the supporting characters. On the other hand, most characters in No Country For Old Men were utterly bland to me.

[@fudsangsupremacy3243]

I didn’t see it anywhere else in the comments section, so I thought I’d just let everyone know that the teaser was for “reign of fire” from 2002

[@PawsOnTheBalcony]

Reign of Fire is awesome. Count me in!

[@cyberdemon7694]

I remember how I watched that movie, then stepped out of the theatre and immediately forgot everything about it. Like I could barely recall any scene, any character. All I remembered it had dragons in it and US Marines or something with a tank and one of them has an axe and looks like a viking. Some of it came back but that was such a non-event of a movie.

[@knightfallprotocol]

12:19 how everyone feels about this movie.

[@oscarmccormack1611]

Honestly, this movie doesn't inspire that kind of passion.

[@stipe9k]

@@oscarmccormack1611 Literally. Suicide squad and BvS made me angry for not using their potential and developing the story. Justice league didn't even make me angry. I'm just indifferent about it.

[@oscarmccormack1611]

@@stipe9k I'll be honest, Suicide Squad left exactly as little impact on me as Justice League did, but that's maybe because I was still so incredibly angry from BvS that literally anything would have been an improvement. I still think that BvS is the worst movie in the current slew of DC movies.

[@stipe9k]

@@oscarmccormack1611 Well, I really like the beginning of Suicide squad. I guess David Ayer started writing it well, but had to hurry due to studio demands, so the movie never went anywhere. At least there was one character I liked in it - Harley Quinn.

[@oscarmccormack1611]

@@stipe9k Actually, the beginning forty minutes is the part of the film that was re-shot the most heavily. The last third is what the pre-reshoot version most looks and feels like. And while I like Margot Robbie being cast as Harley Quinn, and she was great in Birds of Prey, I really don't like the character in SS.

[@mrmusickhimself]

You just know that there are people who learned Superman's identity thanks to Snapchat filters.

[@alistairetheblu]

3:05 "he's trying to come across as jovial and friendly"...and the problem is he comes across specifically as "trying to be jovial and friendly".

[@kitfistostrikesagain1414]

How dare you compare this to the cinematic masterpiece that is Hobbs & Shaw

[@DM-hq9gs]

People criticze Man of steel & BvS I'll defend it People criticze Justice League 2017 Me: KILL IT WITH FIRE

[@TeamSolution]

They should have just had Superman come back with a beard, then have him clean shaven at the end during the battle scene. Would have been easier to use the special effects to cover that.

[@skibot9974]

What I was thinking. The mother box causes a surge that gives him a beard

[@SchulzEricT]

James' Ezra Miller impression is great.

[@manoel4078]

13:50 This lined up really well.

[@jimmywright8378]

I’ve been waiting for this since the bvs breakdown, bloody legends these mates

[@carealoo744]

I didn't even realize cops were standing-around when Lois was shouting: 'Clark!' Also, the cops are holding guns! What are those gonna do? (I mean, I guess; What else would they dp?)

[@KEVMAN7987]

Over the run of the entire trilogy, dozens of people *have* to know Clark is Superman.

[@PrototypeSpaceMonkey]

@@KEVMAN7987 If you're smart enough to figure out Superman's secret identity, you're also smart enough to figure out what probably happened to all the other people who figured out his secret identity, because he still HAS that secret identity.

[@a.jherbert5436]

Congrats. That white supremacist joke made me laugh at loud but also cry inside (:

[@samlloyd5811]

Seeing the Corridor Crew guys was like seeing two different friend groups you both like meet each other, love them both

[@sampsonraysimon]

I love this freakin series. I'm glad the Google algorithm found it for me.

[@pinkspider28]

The Batman rooftop scene is all Josh Whedon...

[@ilikerice5208]

Joss Whedon, I don’t want a poor Josh out there getting blame for such trash

[@pinkspider28]

@@ilikerice5208 well he did it so deal with it lol

[@GR-nz3om]

Amongst other things, the score totally gives it away

[@saintniccage2818]

You can tell....by looking at it

[@pintpullinggeek]

@@pinkspider28 Um, he means that you misspelled Joss Whedon's name (You called him Josh) and so he doesn't want an innocent **Josh** Whedon who never wrote a thing getting hate for it.

[@natedog2821]

I felt that this was the first movie where Cavill really captured how Superman acts in the comics

[@crazyinsanepenguin]

It's too bad he never got a chance to play the character in a movie that was at least halfway decent. Like at least Andrew Garfield got to come back for a supporting role as Spider-Man in No Way Home

[@joshmattson2495]

The “windwaker” background music is a deep cut. Love it! Lol

[@HowDoIMakeAUsername]

17:04 Perfect impression of Ezra Miller. I've seen them live at at a convention. Can confirm.

[@J0MBi]

I think they need to recut all of these old videos and add the joke about Blue Harvest, which was the original working title of the first Star Wars movie in 1979

[@lachlanguerrieri9382]

When i saw this movie in the cinemas for the first time I thought that the superman footage at the start was an impostor, and only realised after the movie ended that that superman was Cavill. Worst dceu movie imo

[@Azaul]

Getting Avengers End Game in 2019 was one of the great blessings we didn't know how much we should appreciate at the time. Getting a new cut of the Justice League in 2020 feels spot on.

[@molliebrower7323]

You guys always manage to cheer me up. Thank you

[@mrsundaymovies]

You’re welcome Mollie!

[@adamrumer2736]

Hey. Me too.

[@BushidoLacen]

@13:02 when James voice cracks saying Justice League. Chefs kiss 💋

[@gushernandez25]

I still cannot believe Warner Bros. allowed this film to happen. They should have never rushed it.

[@runefish1043]

How did you not mention they cut out Micheal Joseph Jackson's Macklunky line?

[@SanguineRoku]

it'll be in the Snyder cut

[@clairecallaghan5546]

You actually released it on Tuesday this time thank you this is my favorite part of the week you two are so chill and a great laugh

[@somerpg]

They need to just take notes from the animated DC experience and all will be okay.

[@Sheen04]

In ten years time somebody is going to watch Justice League (2017) for the first time with no knowledge of any of the behind the scenes stuff or the Moustache and that will be such an interesting viewing experience😭

[@festus_0067]

Suggestion: Caravan of Garbage episodes on Christopher Nolan's Movies

[@SA80TAGE]

agreed.... so many people are blind to the problems of those movies.

[@muks277]

Ooooh thats gotta be good

[@SA80TAGE]

@eating sugar no papa They are riddled with problems. Batman Begins starts with Bruce blowing up a fortress of ninjas, while claiming he doesn't kill, then continues to kill in every movie making him nothing more than a hypocrite with no self-awareness. In Begins his Bat-voice is acceptable as he's either whispering or shouting, in the sequels he tries too hard to have a gravelly voice and it comes off as more comedic than intimidating. Bane is reduced to nothing more than a love-sick henchman doing Talias bidding (raise your hand if you think that's an accurate representation of the take no shit mercenary who never does what anyone else tells him and doesn't care about anyone else). Talia wants to kill Bruce for killing her father, even though that is typically what she wants Bruce to do in all other mediums so they can lead the League together. Neither Bruce nor Bane were ever trained by the League of Assassins*. Alfred abandons Bruce, which goes against every fibre of what that character represents. Joker came off as a try hard who's desperate to be seen as an agent of chaos all the while having a very intricate plan with a specific order of events that must happen for it to succeed... key word there being "order". "Robin" throws a handgun away in disgust after shooting a guy at the construction site, only to immediately pick up a f***ing shotgun when looking for Gordon in the hospital. And did I mention Batman kills, like... way more people than Affleck or Keaton did, IF you actually pay attention to the action scenes. He even SHOOTS the driver of the bomb truck in the third film while spending the whole trilogy saying "no guns, no killing". As I said, under an objective analysis, Bale is nothing more than a hypocrite. There's a massive disconnect between what EVERY character SAYS about themselves compared to what they actually DO. So yes, those movies have plenty of problems, but most idiots are blind to it because "mUh ReALisM" and "Oh cOoL PenCiL TrIcK!!!" like moronic children who are mesmerised by flashy noisy keys being shaken in front of them.

[@ironforged2329]

@@SA80TAGE dudee, we got a fuckin hater. Nice observation!

[@aweffs]

Ross Coe Harvey dent was about to murder a child I had thought?

[@robertgrindley8234]

I love Justice League, it never fails to make me laugh when Aquaman gets into the water by falling backwards in a super dramatic way. It's just splendid and makes me happy.

[@nonidose1438]

Yall see Ray walking next to Henry...Ray must be a BIG boy.

[@RobTheDoodler]

To be fair to Aquaman, at least the glass bottle won’t float and add to trash island.

[@tigamaki1345]

The phone footage thing -is- conceptually fresh... in Spider-Man Homecoming :P

[@harrisonellington1205]

It’s interesting watching this after ZSJL and seeing the familiar scenes but handled way different.

[@UrbanLegend131]

4:12 why didn't you get that guy to do the effects. Look how good that turned out! 👏👏👏👏

[@austinh7539]

I Love WB being jack sparrow and this trilogy being his sinking sailboat 😂😂

[@Flipitmixit]

"Is this a ps3 cutscene" 😂😂

[@therealjchiavetta]

Also, WB animation has been KILLING it with these exact characters! So what gives?

[@bethanychatman9531]

That's the thing, they're not the same characters, they're bad versions of the characters we love. Also people that didn't care about the characters wrote for them, without doing any homework as to what makes them loveable

[@88RSam]

"learn how to run" lol I don't know what I couldn't stand more the portrayal of Lex Luthor or the way Flash ran.

[@poldivina27]

Kudos to the person edited this video, I was laughing the whole time :D

[@WeirdToYourMother]

The suggestion about the snapchat filter is so fucking brilliant because not only does it solve the problem in a cost effective, unique, and totally believable way, it would also be fun to see Superman telling the kids to stay in school and eat their vitamins while wearing an array of stupid faces. It's totally the kind of self-aware piss-take the franchise could have used a lot more of during the lighter moments, Flash's brunch monologue just wasn't cutting it

[@ShrimpG16]

Watching the Snyder cut really highlights how fucking incompetent WB, like they thought this shit they made in 2017 was better

[@krystina662]

"it looks like shit" "its like one of the okay resident evil movies" yeah, that works

[@ILoooooveCamels]

I forgot the brunch thing or repressed it. I also forgot when Flash draws on the jerk's face, and that was good!

[@WakingDreamer01]

*_"Envy the country that has heroes, huh?!...I say pity the country that needs 'em."_*

[@depuntoapuntoenelmundo2408]

Who said that?

[@manat31790]

@@depuntoapuntoenelmundo2408 Denton Van Zan , from the movie Reign of Fire (2002), in his cynical retort to having lost three of his men during a "heroic" mission to kill a dragon while everybody else was celebrating the victory. The idea is that if the world was peaceful and good, it wouldn't need heroes to fight and sacrifice themselves in the first place. This can be applied to superhero flicks where all sorts of cosmic horror come to town around the exact time superheroes start showing up. It's the age-old cliche and accusation that superheroes were responsible for creating or luring the bad guys into the world, yet they're the only people strong enough to defeat them. A sceptical mind may claim that the world would have been better off without any of them.

[@JakeFromYoutube]

Cyborgs theme is the song Mr. Krabs radio plays 😂😂

[@matthew_thefallen]

I have come here to defend my homie, The Flash.

[@tjlanglois1989]

He was vastly redeemed in the Snyder cut.

[@marmalar]

I just imagined the kid filming Superman on his phone adding a goody glasses and moustache face filter and that causing Laurence Fishburn to question Clark about his "vacay"

[@generallykaiden]

3:25 Wow, thanks for the Windwaker feels out of nowhere.