Pretty much what started it all...the first Hercules movie, starring the man, the myth, the legend...Steve Reeves. / mst3k mst3konline.blogspot.com - a list of every episode available for online streaming!
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@Aliensk8er724 жыл бұрын
"Hi we came to get Scruffy our pet lion. Oh my God!" I love Joel so damn much.
@ShinGallon8 жыл бұрын
"Looks like it's a big brawny hairy glistening two fisted manly day!" remains probably my favorite MST3K line of all time.
@analogkid018 жыл бұрын
Very much a precursor to "Boobular Toobular Joy," definitely!
@jeffreyriley87429 ай бұрын
My favorite in this is, "I'm Herc and I'm irked."
@carlabamford91548 ай бұрын
I'm going to work that line into my next conversation!
@gregoryflothe49957 жыл бұрын
8:19 -- "Wait, this is ancient Greece. They didn't have ruins yet." Ha ha! I saw this in the theater when I was 10, it was already a classic! Thank you MST3K for the constant funny comments!!!
@LoneKharnivore5 жыл бұрын
S'wrong, though. Even Classical Greece had a history.
@graemesmith672111 ай бұрын
Iole's maid is played by Lucianna Paluzzi, who went on to play SPECTER assassin Fiona Volpe in "Thunderball," as well as Lisa in "The Green Slime." The movie's lighting and special effects are by Mario Bava, who directed many Italian movies, including "Planet of the Vampires," and was famous for his brilliant, vibrant lighting, causing some to call him "the Roman god of color."
@devinreese13975 ай бұрын
Her maid isn't really shown in this cut? Mario Bava shot Herc. and the Captive Women? And he directed Herc. and the Haunted World.
@graemesmith67215 ай бұрын
@@devinreese1397 Isn't that her at 47:33?
@CJVS995Ай бұрын
Huh more you know
@faithfulgrl2 жыл бұрын
Steve Reeves. The most talented of any Hercules. It doesn't hurt that he is so very handsome. 💋He's my hero
@crashdive1004 жыл бұрын
Steve Reeves was a truly amazing physical specimen and that's his real voice in this flick. It was recently revealed that Reeves was George Pal's first choice for Doc Savage in 1975. Not to take anything away from Ron Ely, who was very good, but Reeves as Doc Savage would have been incredible. It probably wouldn't have saved the movie, but Reeves was built just like James Bama's illustrations of Doc in the 60s and 70s and at that point in history no one had ever seen a living person with that sort of musculature.
@Blizzard-kf3qm5 ай бұрын
That’s not his real voice. The studio didn’t think his real voice was manly enough so they had another actor dub him; as was the norm for Italian films back then.
@TheShotgun2ce12 жыл бұрын
I'd say both Joel and Mike had their moments, and their flops, doesn't change the fact that they were both fantastic hosts, writers, and comedians. :D
@Xskills1611 жыл бұрын
If you think about it, the smartphone is the cellular desk.
@Lugnut734 жыл бұрын
53:03 flashbacks of Zapp Brannigan when he meets the Amazons. "Death by Snu-Snu" 😂
@MAZAROTHofSuramar7 жыл бұрын
Every movie should have an [MST3K] button.
@majorsmind5 жыл бұрын
EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
@brettvv74755 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@holyshard5304 жыл бұрын
It's like the show never ended..
@notinspectorgadget3 жыл бұрын
LISTEN UP HOLLYWOOD
@AdamWestish3 жыл бұрын
Netflix feature for 2021
@mindlessgonzo2 жыл бұрын
With the passing of Betty White earlier this year, now the Match Game bit is 100% accurate.
@Scooter75988 жыл бұрын
I Love all the hercules episodes
@brettvv74755 жыл бұрын
I do too.
@travishimebaugh83817 жыл бұрын
Little did Jason know, he had not in fact hired Hercules, the demigod hero of Thebes, but _Herman Cleese_, FDA Inspector from Boston and Freemason in good standing who's bringing the pasta salad to the next lodge meeting
@meowistforlife3 жыл бұрын
Well the guy should do a good inspection at least
@jonilougy66082 жыл бұрын
Ok, you're just freeking awesome 😂
@twizz4202 жыл бұрын
@@meowistforlife not if he works for the FDA
@AdamWestish2 жыл бұрын
Is that John's brother? If so, check out the awesome Silly Walks he does.
@faithfulgrl Жыл бұрын
You know those Freemason's they always bring the lime green jello with cottage cheese. The kids like it.🥗
@MSTe9810 жыл бұрын
That "Match-Game" sketch was deep, man; deep.
@spookyminds453810 жыл бұрын
1:31.50 Hi we came to get Skruffy our pet lion. OH MY GOD!
@PGTRegard10 жыл бұрын
Favorite line by far.
@ravensthatflywiththenightm73192 жыл бұрын
Looking back, I sure wish they had a longer run and perhaps covered more Hercules films. There were so many and so riffable.
@yvonnerousseau22389 жыл бұрын
Hercules is a 90's woman. :) Does anyone else start watching a regular movie and wait for the riffs, and have to remind yourself it's not an MST3K show?
@jeffreyriley87428 жыл бұрын
+Yvonne Rousseau Constantly. I do my own riffs when I'm watching a movie or TV show by myself or with friends.
@yvonnerousseau22388 жыл бұрын
Me, too, my friend. :D
@quester097 жыл бұрын
same
@LumpsPlays7 жыл бұрын
Regular movies DO have riffs! www.rifftrax.com Courtesy Mike, Kevin, & Bill! And sometimes some other random comedians...
@JoseBronxRican8 жыл бұрын
15:59 - "Listen..." 19:13 - "You better listen to what I have to say..." 28:55 - "Now concentrate and listen to me..." 29:56 - "Remember what I'm going to say..." 30:03 - "Listen..." 34:29 - "Listen to what I say to you..." 37:14 - "Listen to me, Iole..." 38:53 - "Now listen to me..." 43:55 - "Listen to what I have to say..." 44:19 - "Listen, Iole..." 54:28 - "Now you listen to what I tell you..." 1:17:03 - "Listen..." One of those eps where I can have fun outside the riffs. I seen enough kung fu dubs to expect certain quirks and patterns after Chinese dialogue is translated and re-written ("but still"); in this case, I ended up noticing all the variations on "listen" used to extend dialogue from the original Italian script!
@trtaylor296 жыл бұрын
JoseBronxRican. Ha!Thanks for this. I'm going to listen for the listens now!
@HylianFox35 жыл бұрын
I smell a drinking game
@LoneKharnivore5 жыл бұрын
Translations by Navi.
@brettvv74755 жыл бұрын
That's funny. I couldn't help but notice all of the "listen"s as well.
@faithfulgrl2 жыл бұрын
@@HylianFox3 🚀 I'm always up for a drinking game!🍺🍻
@InfernalSpawnODOOM11 жыл бұрын
29:53 Ulysses is the Roman name for Odysseus, who after Odyssey-ing, came back and restrung his bow, and killed all the dudes who were trying to pork his wife. I guess a bow did decide his fate.
@chuithrowaway16773 жыл бұрын
Every movie should have an [MST3K] button.
@ElazarYershovFilms3 жыл бұрын
@@chuithrowaway1677 true. I’d love to see their goofy commentary over modern movies like the new bad Wonder Woman movie
@willf.45903 жыл бұрын
Mrgknao
@Xebelan2 жыл бұрын
@@ElazarYershovFilms that's what they made Rifftrax for. Same guys.
@j3lny4252 жыл бұрын
Castor and Pollux were Roman right?
@coolcody19959 жыл бұрын
"Hey, we came to get Scruffy our pet lion!"
@aidenfindley89187 жыл бұрын
"Oh well I guess I'll see what Sampson is up to."
@StellarMarvel9 жыл бұрын
Nothing beats a Steve Reeves MST3K/The Film Crew movie
@memyself14076 жыл бұрын
Stellar Marvel your hot
@patmandew223 жыл бұрын
you're* hot
@HylianFox35 жыл бұрын
this movie didn't have enough shirtless men in tiny skirts for my tastes
@QuantumKennedy3 жыл бұрын
Same
@notinspectorgadget3 жыл бұрын
*"do ya like gladiator movies, Billy?"*
@A_Person52803 жыл бұрын
@Alphonso Stouall I don’t have a girlfriend to have an Instagram to hack. Thanks for reminding me 😢
@polartechie8 жыл бұрын
"Where is the sampo!?" I actually died
@mayhaps18 жыл бұрын
+PolarTechie good to know you can still watch mst3k in the afterlife
@Jitterzz6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that legitimately made me laugh out loud too. It's a perfect reference to another hilarious movie.
@jeffmowgli48664 жыл бұрын
Was it pleasing?
@troywright3593 жыл бұрын
ONLY A SAMPO!!!!!!
@robertdiotalevi2853 жыл бұрын
Well, where the hell is it! Somebody get me a blacksmith!
@AROBASPARK12 жыл бұрын
Crow_ "Wait; this is ancient Greece, they didn't ruins yet" lol
@mazel3410 жыл бұрын
1:21:00 Huh, a giant Greek warrior fighting people with chains. Why does that seem so familiar?
@aureliovaca5406 жыл бұрын
Steve Reeves isnt dead.still lives at mst3k
@kristindell2677 жыл бұрын
"Kibbles and Bits Kibbles and bits, gotta get me some Kibbles and Bits!"
@tantalus097110 жыл бұрын
Trace really brings some surreal brilliance in "Give 'em Hell, ____!"
@TheBonkleFox5 жыл бұрын
Halfway through this movie i became confused as to why this movie is called hercules when the story is about Jason and The Argonauts.
@JohnAvengerJR19858 жыл бұрын
The dinosaur's roar is from the original Godzilla.That's awesome!
@DrummerGrrrl4 жыл бұрын
Gypsy has so much personality. "She" is so cute.
@zombiepi10 жыл бұрын
I love Joel so much it makes my heart hurt.
@generalzod85895 жыл бұрын
Me to. Nothing against Mike though.
@MelodyMeanFace4 жыл бұрын
You're into that "nerd" look, huh? Mike was the hot one.
@cliffbooth10293 жыл бұрын
I can be just like Joel I swear
@robertdiotalevi2853 жыл бұрын
Down girl! 🤪
@mehitablestorm88772 жыл бұрын
Me too!!! Mike's okay, nothing against him, but Joel was so sweet & kind of goofy & I loved how creative he was & how he was such a sweet "dad" to the bots. Just a real nice guy and very adorable!!!
@brettvv74755 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that loves these old movies almost as much as the riffs?
@jeffreyriley87429 ай бұрын
I love these Hercules films, especially Hercules Unchained.
@GenY426 ай бұрын
They are nostalgic and charming
@kimifw588 жыл бұрын
Michael Bolton must have been a popular punching bag in the 1990s. Him and Kenny G.
@quester097 жыл бұрын
also John Tesh and Paula Abdul.
@viewtiful1doubleokamihand2532 жыл бұрын
Crow adressing Betty White seems so... profound now.
@TomMSTie11389 жыл бұрын
This might be the first episode where they had to fill a long end credit sequence with something, like the fight from the end of Space Mutiny.
@Maladjester4 жыл бұрын
"Andrea Dworkin memorial cemetery" It's a good thing I didn't have anything in my mouth.
@wellesradio7 жыл бұрын
I'd watch this movie even without the riffing. Low budget but certainly of a higher quality than the usual dreck they make fun of. At least the cast and crew seemed competent in directing and acting.
@nicholasmoose65747 жыл бұрын
I like a lot of the movies on MST3K. (In fact back in the 90's I STARTED watched MST3K because it was the only way to see some of these films. Though of course, I fell in love with the riffing right away.) The movie itself doesn't have to be "bad" to make for a good riffing experience. (Rifftrax even did Casablanca!) I really like a lot of the 50's and 60's "teen drama" type movies they did. Even when the stories are good, all that dated slang makes for plenty of opportunity for mockery!
@devinreese11096 жыл бұрын
This first one is a great movie, with the best of the designs. Herc. Unchained as well, was good. However quality was lessening. Reg Park and Captive women is pretty silly, but a good change. The first one perhaps and unchained are more works of art.
@WalkerRileyMC5 жыл бұрын
There are quite a few films they did that could be considered quality films but were trashed when translated for american audiences.
@LoneKharnivore5 жыл бұрын
The Day The Earth Froze, for example.
@brettvv74755 жыл бұрын
Right? I love these old movies.
@sagerider28 жыл бұрын
Favorite quotes. Hercules can sure clear a room. This is a weird chain of events. Now, he'll be dragging those around the house. I'm Herk & I'm Irked. He just invented the weed whipper. Chains don't kill people, Hercules kills people. Boy, Herk can really clear a room. This morning a lone chain man terrorized downtown Athens. No motive was apparent.
@TheThisIsMe20107 жыл бұрын
"I'm Herc, and I'm irked." 👌👌👌
@andymackie82832 жыл бұрын
Huge LOL at the constellations skit..."Guernica!"
@melmo1120839 жыл бұрын
Can't directly reply, but the lyrics to the song actually ARE "don't pull your love out on me, baby." Pretty good song too. And now it's stuck in my simple head. Of course.
@williammatthews6933 жыл бұрын
I loved the kind of random conversations Joel and the bots found themselves in.
@ShinGallon8 жыл бұрын
As corny and cheesy as these Hercules movies were, they still have a sense of fun and personality. I find them much more enjoyable than the soulless dirge that came out with Kellan Lutz. That one was so abysmal I didn't even watch the one with The Rock...
@devinreese11095 жыл бұрын
the versions with steve reeves and reg park are pretty good in design, especially the steeve reeves ones, but, they have some laughible special effects. the italians were pretty good at imagining greek antiquity. Its partially in their blood. italy was settled by greeks originally.
@orinanime5 жыл бұрын
The one with the Rock was surprisingly entertaining. Just as melodramatic, silly, and psuedo serious as the 2 Steve Reeves movies.
@bfdidc66049 жыл бұрын
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
@DrGull18885 жыл бұрын
I'm glad we caught you at home. Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry.
@nina15225 жыл бұрын
@@DrGull1888 I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
@markmitchell28775 жыл бұрын
Let's go down to the lab... ...and see what's on the slab
@wkanost5 жыл бұрын
Bfdidc - It’s older now.
@Jesse__H3 жыл бұрын
I see you quiver with antici---
@cora13344 жыл бұрын
33:46 "Hiiii, we came to get Scruffy, our pet lion - OH MY GAWD!!"
@dolandblanford46416 ай бұрын
29:45 “What’s new pussycat, whoa.” It took me ten minutes to stop laughing the first time I saw it.
@TomMSTie11389 жыл бұрын
Wow, that Sylva Koscina was hot!
@generalzod85895 жыл бұрын
👍❤️
@mariakelly10592 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Peter Lupus, who played Willie Armitrage on Classic Mission Impossible, once appeared in an Italian Hercules movie under the name Rock Stevens.
@goldenager59 Жыл бұрын
Even funner fact: The movie cited, "Hercules and the Tyrants of Babylon", made notable use of leftover footage from the big-budget Stewart Granger movie, The Last Days of *Sodom and Gomorrah* from 1962. 😄 😎
@glentodd60644 жыл бұрын
ive watched these movies for 50yrs and just realized the men are wearing miniskirts
@TheImperiusv4 жыл бұрын
26:22 Hey look, Hercules was history's first senpai!
@YolkSandwich9 жыл бұрын
33:14 "Aw, Herc, I was KIDDING."
@turb0512 жыл бұрын
"Well, they're not Amazons, but 'When in Rome' fellas!"
@kokosnood8 жыл бұрын
"Well they're not Amazons, but when in Rome"
@jeffgovernale70622 жыл бұрын
Godzilla's wrestling-style kick gets me every time!
@ElveeKaye10 жыл бұрын
"Your tunic is open in the rear, I can see your bike rack," had me spitting out my lunch! X>D 46:00 The most clean-shaven crew in the history of sailing. 1:02:24 I love the women's "This is the worst dates we've ever had" expressions! I've never seen a movie with more buffalo shots than this one. Did they really HAVE to give the men such short skirts??
@Ratraccoon6 жыл бұрын
Don't you know why so many sword and sandal movies have those?
@AdamWestish2 жыл бұрын
The shorter the better!
@faithfulgrl Жыл бұрын
It's a trip back to the 70's. Shorts were that. The guys looked ridiculous. Things just falling out 😝 Us girls in our "Hot Pants" Very sluty. 🎶 "We Love short shorts!"🎶
@legok60378 жыл бұрын
36:39 lol watching this on the 4th of July
@theempyrean12273 жыл бұрын
@ 9:16, 'Have I mentioned that I have an extra set of balls?"
@CliffordPeters11 жыл бұрын
If you want something visual, that's not too abysmal, we can take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
@bazzer12411 жыл бұрын
~29:00 - neat subtle reference to Ulysses' return to Ithaca and Penelope's challenge to her suiters.
@chuithrowaway16773 жыл бұрын
1:31.50 Hi we came to get Skruffy our pet lion. OH MY GOD!
@BrennerBay10 жыл бұрын
The box of " Capt'n Ron " that Joel is eating...Kurt Russell played Captain Ron in the movie, the box has a picture of Patrick Swayze with an eye patch.
@GregDad10010 жыл бұрын
It's not Patrick Swayze, it's Kurt Russell ...
@TheAdamewing11 жыл бұрын
Sometimes a sandal is just a sandal.
@stuflames47697 ай бұрын
~Panning over a herd of goats~ "Oh, I hope *they* aren't Herc's mortal weaknesses." Wow. LMAO. Starting off savage.
@Jerepasaurus3 ай бұрын
Scantily clad young man pole vaults onto a rock beside a scantily clad older beefcake. "NOTICE ME, SENPAI!"
@TziporaCat11 жыл бұрын
Hey we came to get Scruffy our pet lion- OH MY GOD!!
@moondancekid111 жыл бұрын
I had no idea Misties would tare each other apart over politics. The great thing about fans of this show is no matter what their background, they have good taste and a good sense of humor. oh god my new years resolution was to try to stop being reasonable on the internet... I learned almost too late that man was a feeling creature :(
@nikolasblodgett8933 Жыл бұрын
politics is an ugly subject, along with religion, and should not be discussed in public. An old lesson rediscovered by one not taught it specifically. An observation at the most basic level. It goes more than double for the anonymouness of the world wide interwebs
@troywright3593 жыл бұрын
12:35 "And the horses, don't forget about us!" They'd actually be good doing a kids show
@tbohrer018 жыл бұрын
Tom Servo "Claude Balls ladies & gentlemen" 😂
@ElveeKaye10 жыл бұрын
1:12:57 HEY!! That's GODZILLA'S roar!! Those damn, dirty thieves!
@Ghostwalker206110 жыл бұрын
Yup, that really was Godzilla's roar.
@JohnAvengerJR19858 жыл бұрын
+ElveeKaye I know but hearing it made me smile!
@gohawks35716 жыл бұрын
At least it wasn't a Wilhelm scream, although that would be really funny!
@amcint0111 жыл бұрын
Oh look, at 1:18:30, Herc is sleeping. That's ^so^ new for these movies :P
@GoblinXXX12 жыл бұрын
I wasn't talking about THIS movie, but the 1983 HERCULES starring Lou Ferrigno. Compared to the 1983 film, THIS version is CASABLANCA. THIS has real locations-- Everything in the 1983 film is cheap and plastic-looking (including the leading lady, Sybil Danning.)
@sleepyhollow78311 жыл бұрын
Expressing agreement with blvp2145, through sarcasm, to have these conversations left out of the comment section. You helped illustrate the point that by starting these dam threads they lead to endless unneeded, "unclassy" name calling & insults & for that "I thank you". (-=
@dianaAthemiscyra11 жыл бұрын
He lost his sandal aiding an old lady cross a river. The old lady turned out to be Hera in disguise. She was his protectress.
@IliyaMoroumetz12 жыл бұрын
This is truly one of the great Joel era movies! A pity there weren't more of these kinds of movies during the Sci-Fi era.
@tuberobotto11 жыл бұрын
I like how Joel and the bots poke fun at the late 60s Hare Krishna subculture in the US. Really funny with the tambourine. "My sweet lord.... mah, my sweet lord" - George Harrison.
@JPMadden2 жыл бұрын
Dr. Forrester's cellular desk was the first smartphone.
@martythemartian994 жыл бұрын
13:49 When they started singing the theme to Peabody's Improbable History, I totally geeked out with joy :D
@ilikethecokev27 жыл бұрын
We all shine on. Don't we, Mister Wobinson?
@menachemsachemrobotscowitz27948 жыл бұрын
"It's the Bataan sex march." - Htom Sirveaux
@quester097 жыл бұрын
karma! now freeze dried for your convenience. bring your own bowl.
@quester097 жыл бұрын
>Hercules has returned!! >I'll alert the media.
@MarcStjames-rq1dm3 жыл бұрын
Best version of Joel's intro song!!!! Love it!
@joypopoola61154 жыл бұрын
Great episode! Great riffing and the movie was not that bad!
@TheKingFriday12 жыл бұрын
Lol, i made the little beep noise after tom did his "broadcast day"joke too! hahah
@greenranger88842 жыл бұрын
OH, WE"VE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!!!
@zaberfang7 ай бұрын
Hilariously, the mobile work desk invention became the concept for the techs such as the Laptop computer and Smartphones.
@sydneyslaughter71633 жыл бұрын
30:47 obviously, this dude’s never heard about the time Heracles threw A BEAR INTO OUTER SPACE
@mah79613 жыл бұрын
I tried calling that number from the ITT technical institute, only to get another no longer in service tone.
@AcoskyFilms10 жыл бұрын
Pretty please with Herc on top?
@WayWardWonderer9 жыл бұрын
First time Mary Jo Pehl appeared on the show. Never thought she'd be the lead antagonist during the final three seasons...
@Metaphizzle8 жыл бұрын
+KTAVERILL Pearl Forrester spent two seasons or so chasing the SOL in a VW Bus. Pretty funny to see that Mary Jo's first appearance on the show ALSO involved traveling in a van through space. Unintentional foreshadowing is the best foreshadowing.
@WayWardWonderer8 жыл бұрын
I never thought of it like that, you're absolutely right and I love it! ^.^
@gdpacnw51265 жыл бұрын
40:22 "Baby, baby / Fallin' in love / Fallin' in love again"
@fredonline19 жыл бұрын
"I hope my beverage works!"
@Blake-ul8dd Жыл бұрын
I love this old ones.
@apollofell392511 ай бұрын
48:37 If you recognize the voice but can't place it, that's Pen Gillette.
@colosal3011 жыл бұрын
I just started seeing MST3k.... and I love it! It's fun even if the movie sucks... In fact, if it sucks, the better....
@ezrashachar29496 жыл бұрын
i love this stuff
@only2575 жыл бұрын
Hiliarous classic good riffing, good host segments😊
@kurtb84743 жыл бұрын
This was the first MST3K I saw. That was back around 1999 I think.
@CJVS995Ай бұрын
I've watched Hercules & Herc Unchained and both movies are pretty great on their own! Still some 60s-50s goofiness but they arent bad by any measure.
@maeve46864 жыл бұрын
Melanie Elaine, to add to you brain mush "If you do then I think that maybe, I'll lay me down and cry for a hundred years..."