"Hawaii?" "No, an ISLAND!" I laughed at this so much.
@Plbrock1s10 жыл бұрын
"Here are some moo cows."
@rossman97433 жыл бұрын
"A Quinn Martin production!" As a child of the 70s, I laughed way too hard at that.
@DenitaArnold3 жыл бұрын
Yeah me too
@cindydott452 Жыл бұрын
Slightly off topic, but the first MP3 I ever downloaded was the theme from "Cowboy Bebop", "Tank". I played it for my dad and he said it sounded like a Quinn Martin Production!!!
@elderlypoodle9181 Жыл бұрын
I joined you 😆
@lavalampluva55401 Жыл бұрын
@@cindydott452 Mark VII Limited was another big one at the time. That was where you saw the sweat hand with the chisel making the Mark VII in stone.
@MaoistBanker3 ай бұрын
Tonight’s episode: OPPORTUNITY!
@apo18llo8 жыл бұрын
This island is on the move... "Hawaii?" No, an ISLAND!'
@stratoplayer19888 жыл бұрын
When Judy Garland died, it destroyed Puerto Rico's economy.
@Rick-Raven10 жыл бұрын
"An American democracy" Would be really great
@julianmastri96055 жыл бұрын
"travel from anywhere in the world in a matter of hours" "just like everywhere else in the world"
@andymackie82839 жыл бұрын
"A wealth of historic beauty" "...does not exist here."
@kevinpogue72945 жыл бұрын
"A Quinn Martin Production!"
@CaptainLumpyDog4 жыл бұрын
- H E R E - A R E - S O M E - M O O - C O W S -
@nelsonr128 жыл бұрын
Attracts industry from around the world "You mean cheap labor?"
@JudasPriest98789 жыл бұрын
Strawberries, marshmallows, tin foil. and fudge and some dingle balls hanging from treeeees
@insectoidinheritor89610 жыл бұрын
"Here, money is exchanged for COCONUTS!"
@Ryfinius2 жыл бұрын
Hey, I know you.
@AsYourCruiseDirector10 жыл бұрын
"Why, even aliens from Mars are here."
@pendragon20124 жыл бұрын
"The Spanish called it Puerto Rico (because they couldn't think of anything else), but we call it (Cheap Laborville)Progress Island, USA (Because we have no regard for history, culture or tradition)!" One sentence, wisecracking gold!
@bucky1459 жыл бұрын
"I'm not speaking to you" funniest line
@backedup396 жыл бұрын
"So drink rum constantly!" Never a truer word spoken.
@JamaicanCastle6 жыл бұрын
"Here, we're flying in another trumpet section." Just what they needed.
@RappinPicard6 жыл бұрын
For context: this short film was made in the 1970’s probably around when the IRS passed the Section 936 tax break, which let US companies avoid taxes by setting up shop in PR. This actually worked to grow a modern manufacturing economy. Up until 2006 when the Bush Administration got rid of the tax break, and the Great Recession hit two years later and the manufacturing in Puerto Rico left, taking a lot of the tax revenue with them, leaving PR to depend on debt to close the gap.
@burtcocain19862 жыл бұрын
PROGRESS!
@JGMoore2 жыл бұрын
@@burtcocain1986 RUM!
@jafl2183 Жыл бұрын
Most importantly.. who cares
@DaytonaRoadster Жыл бұрын
and the funny part was Puerto Rico was such a shithole almost no one used it.
@Thornbloom Жыл бұрын
@@jafl2183 found the Republican.
@TheObvious18907 жыл бұрын
"Today, we call it Progress Island, U.S.A." ("Because we have no regard for history, culture, or tradition.")
@DaytonaRoadster Жыл бұрын
none of which are important
@mundotaku_org10 жыл бұрын
"no matter your culture, folk dance is stupid" dammmm right.
@monkeymouse5 жыл бұрын
"The music of John Philip Salsa!"
@madeinamerica36203 жыл бұрын
Not bad...not bad at all! 😉
@jaohonaxa8 жыл бұрын
Don't you love the old shorts that enthusiastically describe things that set up problems we're dealing with now?
@warellis7 жыл бұрын
Uh the problem with Puerto Rico is that the Federal government set its minimum wage way too high despite the fact that Puerto Rico's economy couldn't handle such a huge wage jump. Because of that, companies had to close and move out.
@jaohonaxa7 жыл бұрын
True, I guess I was mostly referring to the (arguably) too generous tax incentive and the overall push to get companies over there without too much attention being paid to Puerto Rico or the long term.
@ChristopherSobieniak7 жыл бұрын
Statehood is certainly not being achieved.
@warellis7 жыл бұрын
Statehood would probably be disadvantageous for Puerto Ricans because they would have pay federal taxes. Hell they themselves have voted no against statehood. Do you want to force them to go against that?
@ChristopherSobieniak7 жыл бұрын
warellis Yeah I suppose not. I just can't see them being independent personally, but a shame they didn't plan on this current event.
@MSTe988 жыл бұрын
Man, that SOUNDTRACK was SWINGING! All educational shorts should have big jazzy funk bands!
@jimmyjim1707 жыл бұрын
I gotta have more wah-wah pedals! And anything with "Wakka-chikka-wakka" in it is fine by me!
@CaptainLumpyDog7 жыл бұрын
MSTe98 If you move to Puerto Rico, the wah-wah are CONSTANTLY playing!
@ToastedAlmond986 жыл бұрын
If you're interested, here are the four tracks I've managed to identify: 1) _Testing Time_ by David Lindup 2) _Clear Crystal_ by Johnny Pearson 3) _International Passport_ also by Johnny Pearson 4) _Fields of Energy_ by John Scott All these come from the KPM Music Library, so if you want more swinging soundtracks like this, just look it up on your streaming site of choice.
@waterspout86 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the track info. Mike, Crow, and Servo made fun of the music, but I loved it, lol!
@sethtriggs6 жыл бұрын
I think another song is "Nationwide" by Neal Richardson, which is on a KPM compilation CD.
@dagnangreg9 жыл бұрын
JUST COME HERE!
@dirty96imp10 жыл бұрын
with wah-wah pedals playing constantly!
@johnwilliamross6 жыл бұрын
This is still the most hilarious MST3K short of all time.
@vetagainsttrump16 Жыл бұрын
"Then KISS came to town" killed me
@johnnyo35357 жыл бұрын
"Even ssssspsssss is here"
@Blyndtyger765 жыл бұрын
I say so many quotes from these shorts. This is one of the many.
@MrBigcityal8 жыл бұрын
A Quinn Martin production!
@mesousagaby7407 жыл бұрын
I'm from Puerto Rico AND an MST3K fan, and this shit is hilarious. I'm still quite a proud Puertorican, too.
@mesousagaby7405 жыл бұрын
Yep, even after Hurricane Maria, this is still hilarious. I'm not a horrible person, am I?
@ChristopherSobieniak5 жыл бұрын
@@mesousagaby740 No, you just know how to laugh at yourself, perhaps. That's often the best medicine for anyone.
@mikezylstra75142 жыл бұрын
Fine. Stay in Rhode Island.
@lordscrewtape28972 жыл бұрын
" we apologize to all the people of Puerto Rico... that we did not offend"...😏
@Panzer_the_Merganser Жыл бұрын
Awesome. Can we come exploit your people? A Groovey Clothes on every corner!
@schaeferschaefer2624 Жыл бұрын
While watching this short my iPhone just sprouted rabbit-ear antennas, analog dials and faux wood veneer.
@CaptainLumpyDog7 ай бұрын
I am SO JEALOUS
@sclarin2 Жыл бұрын
I heard one of the songs from this short on a 70's muzak compilation and immediately recognized it and thought "I don't know what song that is but it's definitely Puerto Rico stuff!"
@CaptainLumpyDog7 ай бұрын
Brilliant!
@menslady125eif25903 жыл бұрын
Crow, that Judy Garland comment....that was SAVAGE!!
@christieperry43615 жыл бұрын
Latka Gravis goes to class "Tank u veddy much" Ha!
@mherring279 жыл бұрын
I like when they would yell at the end of each chapter like the first one: "PROGRESS!!!"......and the other ones...hilarious.
@eviljoel9 жыл бұрын
GAMBLING!
@dianalewandowski76159 жыл бұрын
BugPope A CENTURY AGO!
@aryaasha45898 жыл бұрын
+mherring27 I know! Now everytime I hear music like that I want to randomly shout out "PROGRESS!"
@christieperry43616 жыл бұрын
Or PUSH BUTTON PHONING!!
@MarkLipka4 жыл бұрын
"A CENTURY AGO!" 🤣
@theonetruefingal304610 жыл бұрын
Thanks to this short, I added the phrase "Okay, let's get funky now!" to my daily vocabulary. It has a million and one uses!
@FingerBreakerWu9 жыл бұрын
The riffs are so funny because if you've spent time in PR, you know it's true!
@Lobsterwithinternet9 жыл бұрын
Damn Straight!! 😂😂😂😂
@UselessShyte5 жыл бұрын
“Ladka Gravis goes to class”
@kahlilnelson4 жыл бұрын
“Thangk you veddy much”
@sock2828 Жыл бұрын
"Come exploit her people!" Really is the message of this short.
@CaptainLumpyDog7 ай бұрын
(Comment deleted because I was so enormously wrong I had to hide my shame)
@Whateverwhoification4 жыл бұрын
1:28 "A land the size of Rhode Island" Rhode Island is barely 1/5th the size of Puerto Rico haha
@PWPH198410 жыл бұрын
Then KISS came to town!
@dclefevre9 жыл бұрын
SHOTS RANG OUT!!
@FourthDerivative8 жыл бұрын
"Yes, no matter what the culture, folk dancing is stupid."
@madeinamerica36203 жыл бұрын
Candidly, I think it would have been a tad more diplomatic to have used the word "silly". Just a little less scornful.
@BrianBattles8 жыл бұрын
They left out the fun and excitement of hurricanes and tropical storms.
@thekittenfreakify7 жыл бұрын
That don't happen often.
@CaptainLumpyDog6 жыл бұрын
thekittenfreakify And yet....
@mikezylstra75142 жыл бұрын
6 - 8 earthquakes every single day.
@stompchunkman42485 жыл бұрын
I'M HAVING A FREAK-OUT AFTER 10 YEARS LATER!
@t1p9d8 жыл бұрын
Progress! Gambling! A century ago!
@willmccormick9478 жыл бұрын
Then Kiss came to town!
@jonathanwashington60839 жыл бұрын
I'm disappointed. A Pam Grier movie didn't break out like the music implied it would.
@KrystalLake9 жыл бұрын
8:27 - ♫ _We're gonna make our dreams come true, doing it our way!_ ♫ [puts single glove on Rum bottle]
@Roadvirus19 жыл бұрын
Considering Puerto Rico's current financial situation, this short should be renamed "Bankrupt Island USA"
@theproplady9 жыл бұрын
***** Yeah. Didn't take long for Socialism to turn that island into America's Greece....
@CaptainLumpyDog9 жыл бұрын
+theproplady It's cute how little you know about Socialism, and even cuter that you think PR is a Socialist entity!
@theproplady9 жыл бұрын
+CaptainLumpyDog It's cute how you lie: "From Peter Schiff: "In 2013 median income in Puerto Rico was just over half that of the poorest state in the union (Mississippi) but welfare benefits are very similar. This means that the incentive to forgo public assistance in favor of a job is greatly reduced in Puerto Rico, as a larger percentage of those on public assistance would do better financially by turning down a low paying job. Because of these perverse incentives not to work, fewer than half of working age males are employed and 45% of the Island’s population lived below the federal poverty line (U.S. Census Bureau, American Community Survey Briefs issued Sep. 2014). According to a 2012 report by the New York Federal Reserve Bank, 40% of Island income consists of transfer payments, and 35% of the Island’s residents receive food stamps (Fox News Latino, 3/11/14). In other words, Puerto Rico’s problems are strikingly similar to those of Greece. Its government spends chronically more than it raises in taxes, its economy is trapped in a regulatory morass, and its economic destiny is largely in the hands of others." 40 percent of the Island's income is transfer payments and 35 percent of the people receive food stamps. But no, that's not Socialism...oh noooooooo.....
@CaptainLumpyDog9 жыл бұрын
+theproplady From Peter Schiff? Seriously? I stopped reading after those three words. RWNJs are entertaining but dangerous.
@alabasta029 жыл бұрын
+Roadvirus1 Bankrupt because Judy Garland died.
@christieperry43616 жыл бұрын
You have to be a certain age to understand "a Quinn Martin production"
@37view375 жыл бұрын
Yes. They’ve done it a few times and it’s always with just the right type of music and feel. If you’d seen more than a few QM tv shows as I had as a child, it’s perfectly evocative. I believe Kevin always handles this riff though I could be wrong. These guys are really wonderful comedy writers and performers. My wife and I were never much for tv in adulthood and avoided cable altogether but whenever of a Sunday I’d find myself at my sister’s on a visit I’d always find myself watching this fantastic show! Now with streaming I cannot get enough!
@jflo1532 Жыл бұрын
Right?!
@rndmpinkiepie644 жыл бұрын
4:41 "yes, no matter what the culture, folk dancing is stupid" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lordscrewtape28972 жыл бұрын
Here Up with people get down....sorta...🤷♀️
@pikminmaster2165 Жыл бұрын
4:37 actually.
@robvonk913110 жыл бұрын
Ah, indigenous cuisine!
@wesleychalmers764810 жыл бұрын
With this! And this! And that!
@cindydott452 Жыл бұрын
"Things with blinky buttony type things"
@batesy19708 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite MST3K short.
@luisreyes19636 жыл бұрын
Aaron Bates Weirdo. 😵
@MarkLipka4 жыл бұрын
Me, too!!
@lordscrewtape28972 жыл бұрын
It's no Mr B natural but a solid effort nonetheless...
@saltytrey10 жыл бұрын
A Quinn Martin production!
@SpamNapkin4 жыл бұрын
Look, just COME here
@calesgy8 жыл бұрын
HAHA MSTK riffin my island home. So cool
@madeinamerica36203 жыл бұрын
If you really mean that, I say you're a good sport, amigo.
@Tubie11117 жыл бұрын
"we would like to apologize to all the people of Puerto Rico that we did not offend" 😂
@luisreyes19636 жыл бұрын
MignonneFille At least they're not Haiti.
@shannongodbey74203 жыл бұрын
"The music of John Philip Salsa"
@cindydott452 Жыл бұрын
It took me a second to get that! LOL!
@ashland197710 жыл бұрын
Fun times at Guantanamo Lol. So many good lines in this one.
@dianalewandowski76159 жыл бұрын
"I'M NOT SPEAKING TO YOU!"
@SaesarSalad9 жыл бұрын
+DIANA LEWANDOWSKI "STOP WITH THE SEXUAL IMAGERY!"
@dianalewandowski76159 жыл бұрын
SaesarSalad lol yeah, that too!
@kettle_of_chris4 жыл бұрын
I laughed hardest at that one
@lharper23236 жыл бұрын
“Don’t break my heart, my achy, breaky heart”.
@JHATDRUMMER19763 жыл бұрын
strawberries marshmallows tin foil and diamond balls hanging from trees
@mpr32099 жыл бұрын
So drink rum constantly! LMAO.
@pittland449 жыл бұрын
Mike Ryan Can Do!
@LuckyPunkProd7 жыл бұрын
Can I just say that the fact that Puerto Rico just went bankrupt makes this riff even funnier?
@cindydott452 Жыл бұрын
"Yes, no matter what the culture, folk-dancing is stupid" Mean spirited, but it made me laugh!
@BrianBattles8 жыл бұрын
Notice more than half the company names they show are out of business?
@ChristopherSobieniak7 жыл бұрын
We still have Penney's at least.
@nomadcowatbk7 жыл бұрын
is the labor still cheap enough for Burger King?
@lisvender5 жыл бұрын
I still miss Groovy Clothes :(
@wfukfm4 жыл бұрын
I use several lines from this : The pink jeans company - comes complete with a Peter Framton album .
@troubadour723 Жыл бұрын
OK, let's get funky now.
@deanadams30993 жыл бұрын
“Look just come here.”
@JoeKaye-hn5dt4 жыл бұрын
Puerto Rico. Where the lock, key, and deadbolt were invented.
@BloodylocksBathory8 жыл бұрын
4:05 Crow watches the car zip past.
@s4ujcd9 жыл бұрын
11:16 OKAY, I'LL MOVE THERE!
@CaptainLumpyDog8 жыл бұрын
'Puerto Rico's cultural institutions enjoy an international reputation -- For omelettes!'
@Roadvirus110 жыл бұрын
And thus is born Puerto Rico's most famous product...Rum. Woohoo!!!
@hmbpnz5 жыл бұрын
God, I love MST3k.
@songswithryan3 жыл бұрын
9:55 Then Kiss came to town! HAHA!!!
@MrRevoltOfficial4 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest fucking thing I've seen in my life.
@racheledwards23523 жыл бұрын
Then KISS came to town
@tskmaster38374 жыл бұрын
"These will never go out of style." 1990s: Ha ha. 2000s: Ha. 2010s: Vinyl just sounds better, you know? 2020s: I know what that is, what tried to replace record players again?
@pittland449 жыл бұрын
Fun times at Guantanamo.
@edwardbrook20297 ай бұрын
I just don’t think any short was as funny as this one. Mike was epic!!! 😎
@CaptainLumpyDog7 ай бұрын
Snow Thrills, man. I did it for the Snow Thrills. (Can you guess which short is my favorite? LOLOLOL)
@Blyndtyger765 жыл бұрын
That nosewheel feels mushy
@MarkLipka4 жыл бұрын
"PUERTO RICO!" 🇵🇷
@ChuckWood148 жыл бұрын
Circle Pines is really thriving!
@craigmelchiano724 жыл бұрын
"I'm not speaking to you."
@GaryYork-tk2ow Жыл бұрын
"Look, just come here."
@christieperry43615 жыл бұрын
::record player:: These will never go out of style!
@kaimln3 жыл бұрын
The crazy thing is I bought one a few years back, it has bluetooth 🤣 Vinyl is still going strong
@lordscrewtape28972 жыл бұрын
" comes complete with a Peter Frampton album"....that would be " Frampton comes alive"...
@lavalampluva55401 Жыл бұрын
PUERTO RICO!!! PROGRESS!!! GAMBLING!!! A CENTURY AGO!!!
@ZonnexNecton3 жыл бұрын
This age like fine wine.
@drlee2 Жыл бұрын
“So you might as well just stay where you are.” LOL