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[@jaimefrenchofficial]

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[@xQueenTx]

Do clueless

[@Throatzillaaa]

Jaime! If you are allowed to give feedback to scentbird from your subscribers, would you talk to them about getting Mugler? I have been so close to getting scent bird (and using JAIMEFRENCH at checkout, duh) but I don't see Mugler on their app. Like I've even made an account and installed their app on my phone looking... and that's an expensive brand I REALLY wanna try before purchasing! Thank youuu! I love you!

[@moxiemaxie3543]

Don't ever raise your eyebrows like that again. Im going to have a Courage the Cowardly dog style nightmare tonight

[@moxiemaxie3543]

Thank you for the urban rose suggestion btw.

[@lolabloo]

I got scentbird because or Jaime and oh my god!! It seriously is helping my shopping addiction because it's cheap and yet exciting everytime I see it come in 🥹

[@trafficispeople5750]

They could have avoided most of the weirdness by having her teacher find out she was an undercover reporter early on, and then he tries to help her keep it secret.

[@musamoshe8643]

Omg that solves most of the problems.🥲

[@renej3487]

BRO. then her brother wouldn’t have had to get involved!!

[@trafficispeople5750]

@@renej3487 ok then it would have needed to happen after Rob got involved. Otherwise it wouldn't have been as funny. Except him dating the gymnast part would still be creepy.

[@melodie-allynbenezra8956]

That weirdness was part of the point. Her boss was angling for Josie to write a smoking scandal involving a cradle snatching teacher. Josie used this opportunity to "be" a teen without the hormone driven insanity involved in teenage drama.

[@emh1474]

@@melodie-allynbenezra8956 ok but like they coulda done this in a different way. Example: Sam finding out Josie is an undercover reporter early on and brings it up and they keep it a secret while working together to expose another teacher that really is a pedo. That would have involved a WAYY more natural relationship arc and opportunity of romance between Josie and Sam, while also giving her boss the scandal story he wants. It’s just lazy writing to justify Sam being the creep and Josie pining after him anyway.

[@missfictionfanatic]

It's crazy to think David Arquette's character could enroll in high school under a false name, take a 16-year-old girl to the prom while not wearing pants, get exposed for being a 23-year-old man, and then get a job working with minors at that same school.

[@lostandfound5145]

You know what is really really really crazy? The number of s3x offenses at inner city Chicago schools by teachers on students. The recent report that came out in an exposé showed, if I recall correctly, 110 incidents in 2022. 😮😢

[@OnTheRocks71]

That's the sex pest-to-coach pipeline in action.

[@actuallyNo...]

Lmao...sounds way more innocent than all the stuff goin on in schools in 2023! 😁😅😅😅

[@roslyndantinori7313]

He didn’t fuck her .

[@howesteve966]

LOLOLOL i just rewatched this movie and I was like ?!?!??!

[@Chudchanning]

The best part about being a 29 year old man is I can watch in-depth movie reviews of chick flicks from the 90s and nobody can stop me.

[@NickTwithADHD]

35 year old man here. Same😊

[@cosmicraccoon_]

Honestly? Hot.

[@blondieb91390able]

I love this so much.

[@stevenfriedman2902]

Somebody needs to stop this man. He's got too much power

[@Of_infinite_Faith]

​@@NickTwithADHD chick flicks can be quite an experience especially with Jamie's delivery

[@jasmineservais8689]

The reason why she could blend in as a 17 year old is because she’s in a movie where obvious adults play 17 year olds 😂

[@75aces97]

The funny part about that was Jordan Ladd and Marley Shelton played the mean girls, and are both older than Drew Barrymore IRL. 😅

[@kellywelsch7235]

It reminds me of Grease lol everyone was like 25-30, and same with Jawbreaker-no one really looked high school age

[@purplebean8989]

​@@kellywelsch7235 Grease was on purpose tbf 😂

[@ShyGuy83]

I’ve done lots of studies on this kind or practice in show business, and since the 50s, many studios will usually hire 18 to 29 year olds to play these types of roles (though sometimes they can hire actors in their 30s) because young adults are far less of a legal hassle than minors are, even if the kids have lots of talent and are extremely nice. Plus, with underaged actors, they have to deal with limited work hours and having to attend school on these sets.

[@Lillylunalight]

Wait wait, so not only was he attracted to a 16-17 year old and hated her for “lying” but he also had a girlfriend this entire time. That’s a BIG YIKESSSS!

[@alexandrabrorsson1265]

I love it when Americans are really disturbed by the fact that a 17 year old could possibly date an older man while girls as young as 16 are forced into marriages in the really stupid states like Utah and West Virginia and nobody says a word.

[@duddledeedo]

Imagine being disappointed your girlfriend isn't underage.

[@inkubator320]

@@duddledeedoliterally!

[@IrieRogue]

Yeahhhh, big ick

[@tristantries9211]

​@@duddledeedor Kelly entered the chat

[@blr_blur]

Wait, do people actually complain about you including too much detail?! For me, the longer and more detailed the better, I love these movie reviews so much! 🙏

[@hopeauman8433]

Agreed!

[@brittanyrevia2542]

I love the detail, especially if I haven't seen the movie (or haven't seen it in a very long time). Then again, I could listen to Jaime read the phone book in a Jennifer Coolidge impression for an hour and still enjoy it.

[@mistylasseigne7006]

I legit get excited when it’s a longer review lol

[@gloriav7646]

@@brittanyrevia2542 omigod I just spit out my drink 😂😂😂

[@NUZZIE.]

I concur.

[@alexandrabrorsson1265]

The most annoying part of Never Been Kissed is that she actually has been kissed. She explains to her co-workers in the beginning of the movie that she has been kissed but never felt that "special" tingle while kissing (or whatever).

[@kellynn739]

I always thought she was lying because she didn't want to be made fun of further.

[@transcendcapitalism]

I like how you put the ad breaks in to the content intentionally and warn us. I’ve never seen another creator do that and it seems nice!

[@rachelrysz1219]

One time in high school I was watching this and my dad said “what are you watching?” So I replied “never been kissed” and he said “I asked what you were watching, not the story of your life” 😮😂 love that man lmao

[@sadieanne9596]

This is one of the best dad disses I've ever heard 😂

[@rachelrysz1219]

@@sadieanne9596 I was SO offended when he said it but now I can’t help but to laugh at it 🤣🤣🤣

[@MissWorldx81]

😂😂😂

[@NunyaBizzybone]

Haha sounds like some shit my dad would say ❤❤😭

[@heytherejay04]

That’s such a dad response omg 😭😂

[@georgejrivera3388]

The scene when they throw eggs at Josie when she was and actual teenager always broke my heart, she was all dressed up, and was genuinely smiling and excited when he pulled up. Ugh and than her parents hear her cry and she runs off so they dont see her. Truly always made me tear up.

[@brynbailey7132]

Same. The uncool 2000s high school kid in me related so hard. Though thankfully no one did anything like that to me.

[@CaseyAvalon]

I know! Poor thing 😢

[@lovingthelessloved3679]

I got egged my first day of high-school, had to go home and shower, it was all ìn my hair. From that point on I was OVER IT. The next day my long time friend group excommunicated me for no apparent reason. I went from social butterfly with perfect attendance to only showing up when I thought I could tolerate the bullying. It was rough.

[@HayleighPaige]

Omg yes, when her mom calls for her and she’s too ashamed to be seen or she doesn’t want her mom to worry about her, it kills me every time 😫

[@SpookyPookster]

I still tear up!

[@beritter]

I watched this with my daughter thinking she would love it as much as I did when I was younger...and she was totally like, "Mom, this movie is super weird and 'cringe'!! Why is the teacher hitting on one of his students?!". When I was her age and watching this movie, I definitely didn't find that problematic 🤨

[@ss-wu1vp]

Neither did I.

[@jijitters]

I definitely did lol

[@rhemasaginario3249]

I never thought anything of it…and went on to have several inappropriate relationships with way older dudes lol

[@corymiller536]

It was a different time back then now we're living in the twight light zone​@@rhemasaginario3249

[@WhitterPitters]

That means you’re doing a very good job raising her😂

[@CaviarDiamondsss]

“Et tu Jorge” took me tf out! 😭😭😂😂

[@Stopthisrightnow560]

To be fair, I think Josie was less interested in the popular boy and more weirdly obsessed with reliving her high school prom the "right" way.

[@heatherduke5410]

Honestly, that's exactly the weird part. I don't think that any of us noticed as kids how creepy it was that the teacher had the hots for her when he thought that she was seventeen years old. Just because she wasn't actually a teenager doesn't make it better, because he didn't even know that bit of information. And of course, Josie having a crush on the teenage boy.

[@sheisaMachine]

He even seemed disappointed when he found out he was "allowed" to be attracted to her

[@HayleighPaige]

I had the world’s biggest crush on my English teacher in high school and I loved this movie because it made me feel like it was possible something could come of it…. man I was a fckn weirdo 💀💀

[@breadgirl9806]

Meanwhile, Big is creepy for the exact opposite reason. This poor woman thinks she’s dating a 30 year old Tom Hanks and turns out he’s 13. She’d have to live the rest of her life knowing that she was accidentally a child molester. What a nightmare! But then again I can’t feel too bad because she told an actual child to call her in 10 years. Cough cough grooming cough cough

[@Rizmacheal]

@@HayleighPaige I had a huge crush on English teacher too.

[@fantuckstic]

I knew it was wrong. And I was 12 when it came out. But, to be fair, he didn't do anything bad. He was attracted to her but he didn't act on it. And he was a young teacher. Like 25...he wasn't THAT much older than her. If he were 30....then yeah super creepy

[@themetalchica]

The cow in his cubicle is a nod to his role in Twister. "Cow! 'Nother cow!"

[@KimberlyBishh]

Cubible? Ohhhhh...CUBUBLE😂😊

[@themetalchica]

@@KimberlyBishh You mean CUBICLE. I made a typo. You flat out misspelled the word while correcting my typo. Weird flex but okay.

[@texascrawler7811]

I cannot with you and your Drew impression LMAO I cant handle this

[@lilacfantasy4]

You wanna know a Drew Barrymore movie that did age well? Ever After. That movie is perfect and you cannot convince me otherwise. I watched Never Been Kissed last year and was also disturbed, and couldn’t wait for you to review it.

[@Leetlesputnik]

I just watched this on new years and LOVED IT!!!

[@monique911]

Yes! I just commented that I’m bout to watch Ever After after this video.

[@christel3742]

My favorite Cinderella retelling. It’s amazing.

[@reikun86]

Love Ever After 🥰

[@smd0061]

Yes!!! One of my most favorite movies everrrrrr!! 💗

[@aurora8749]

I know Im in the minority but I was raised by a single dad who instilled in me that its wrong for older men to show interest in me and I actually did notice it was weird as a child, I even pointed it out to my aunt and she got mad and said, "It's just a movie!"

[@tessmoffett5512]

Thank goodness someone’s parent wasn’t asleep at the wheel when it came to that. I’m lucky no older men ever *seriously* pursued me because my parents taught me NADA about adult-teen boundaries. 😬

[@aurora8749]

@@tessmoffett5512 tons of older men sexually harassed and assaulted me and I suspect thats very common for girls from poor families since we have to take the city bus and walk places alone often. I'm very lucky I wasn't killed but I was kidnapped and raped once, unfortunately all the good parenting in the world did not make me realize how common rape is and I took rides from strangers because I had the attitude that it only happens on tv, silly now but anyway you'd be shocked by how many me n are predatory. I honestly believe its more than half based on my experiences.

[@tessmoffett5512]

@@aurora8749 I’m genuinely sorry to hear that. It depresses me (often, honestly) to think about kids being taken advantage of like you were. I hope you’ve been able to heal from your experiences and find peace.

[@aurora8749]

@@tessmoffett5512 Thank you. I sort of had but that sort of experience changes the way you view the world forever. I now have this heightened awareness of the type of true evil that exists in the world and honestly even though it was 15 years ago I always have an overwhelming fear someone is either going to kidnap and kill me when Im walking to a store or break in and kill me but its made me a better Mom I think. I will never allow my kids to go unsupervised. Its something that bothers me about my sister, she lets my 8 year old niece play outside alone all day every day. And leaves her at home alone for hours as well. You can't do that. Ive seen so many videos of attempted kidnappings in broad day light. Anyway didnt mean to turn this into a counseling session lol

[@msdouglas12100]

Yeah my dad was the same I could never get into this movie.

[@NamelessOne-]

29:28 in this whole video, nothing threw me more for a loop and made me laugh harder than her singing 'Why do you have a banana?". i cant even justify why its so funny hahahah

[@heatgerm]

It was my favourite bit too 😆

[@cuffed2479]

Same, I had to re-watch that bit two or three times and I was crying every time 😂😂

[@spareone2715]

I came here to make sure I wasn't the only one who found that the funniest part of the video!

[@nathanjurjevich217]

Mine too!! Literally doing chores after I’m done watching and still laughing so hard 😂

[@ratking_]

and it was sung SO WELL

[@brooklyn8887]

Omg, your Joise impression is spot on! LOVE!

[@julietmoore9778]

I knew a girl in middle school who actually did read a poem she wrote about a guy in front of him and the rest of us in the same class. And it WAS really uncomfortable. But also I'm a little impressed that she did the damn thing 👏👏

[@SpecialBlanket]

I just gave someone poetry I wrote about them a week ago lolol.

[@kaywee4200]

Howd he react. Gotta know

[@julietmoore9778]

@@kaywee4200 He just sat there very obviously in disbelief like "Is this actually happening?" We were all sitting there looking at each other like "Is this real life?" and I'm pretty sure the girl got so emotional she started crying. And then the teacher brushed it off with basically "wow, gutsy" and as far as I know, we all dropped it right away

[@kaywee4200]

@@julietmoore9778 oh thank God. Poor girl probably played it out in her head as if this was her moment to get his attention, but when it started not working, she cried or something. Just a guess of emotions. Thank God you all kind of just let it go, it was probably very embarrassing for the both of them. I hope they became friends though. That's something kids would've bullied about where I went 💔

[@Kataclysmicx]

In 9th grade I read poetry infront of my class that was about a guy I like. I still think about it and cringe often 🥲

[@Darmok_onthe_ocean]

I loved this movie as a kid. I sat down with my 15 yo daughter to share some nostalgia. We were both sooooo shocked by how messed it was. I had to apologize to her.

[@Elhastezy888]

😂 omg this made me laugh so hard! so glad you shared👍🏻

[@Darmok_onthe_ocean]

@@Elhastezy888 we both had a good laugh at how bad it was. I think she secretly feels really sorry for my childhood, now 🤣

[@chartreusemm1481]

This is amazing material for a short sketch.

[@Elhastezy888]

@Chartreuse MM I agree!🤩 Excellent idea edit: I wonder what Miss Drew barrymore would think? My insticts tell me she'd laugh/be on board lol

[@funsizedi88]

​@Elhastezy888 she has apprentice about her movies from the 90s and said she regrets a good deal of them, but not "the wedding singer". Lol. The interview was really funny.

[@bradsmith8796]

"He's got an ugly shirt" to the tune of Creep is the best part of my Friday night solo KZbin party so far

[@MaxOakland]

The only reason *The Court* article isn't a plothole is Kristin wouldn't read the newspaper

[@catrose3145]

Josie also did not write it. The rival paper wrote it. That’s part of why her boss was so mad.

[@Michaela-sv8mn]

As a teacher, I can confirm: I would NOT hang in a bar drinking and partying in the midst of my students. Then again, I don’t really drink or party. Oh, and I teach fourth grade. Your Drew Barrymore impression is golden. If you weren’t so wholesome, I swear you’d already have your own sketch comedy show-or be on a preexisting one. A+++ entertainment as usual, Jaime!! ❤

[@randl7423]

For real. I'm a teacher & if I see a student out in public, I try to scurry away before they can see me, lol. If that doesn't work I give a big toothy smile and wave and shout "HOW ARE YOU!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!" and flee the scene.

[@romantic_hippie]

"oh and I teach fourth grade" 🤣

[@reesaspieces86]

I came across my teenage student with his parents in the wine aisle at the store, and I hid like I was in the FBI’s Top Ten Most Wanted.

[@ThePoetOrTheMuse]

Oh man, when I was in high school there were a couple teachers that were known to party with students. But I went to a rural school in Idaho so

[@randimatthews8092]

Lol I've seen teachers drinking. Once at my neighbors the night before school. Another time she came running bc she saw us walking down the street like hiiiiii but never drank with them

[@schan4713]

Okay, I have to give a shout out the to the "old lady". Her name was Beverly Polcyn and she was my tap teacher for a time and she was amazing. I mean, amazing. She actually was a dancer on the Vaudeville circuit as a child and had basically been performing / dancing her whole life. She wore adorable little short tap costumes and once proudly stated that she didnt look too shabby in a bikini because she was a bad ass. She was a sweet sweet, funny lady and it was very cool to share a stage with her. RIP Beverly

[@jaimefrenchofficial]

Haha i actually said “elderly” but anyway yes she was very talented and i wish she was my grandma

[@RoMenendezT]

Isn't she the woman who kisses her cat in "date movie"? I loved her! RIP Beverly Polcyn ❤️

[@kellykaminsky3377]

RIP Beverly, sounds like one hell of a dame!

[@mmc9828]

Jaime's impressions are always so spot on and hilarious!

[@amor2874]

Your take on Creep for Mr. Coulson was perfection. I busted out laughing when you called us all out for cheering for their love 😂

[@housecat5958]

Most ridiculous thing about this movie is the idea that anyone who has graduated high school, especially college, no matter how big of a loser they used to be, would go back and still give a single shit about about what any of these toddlers thought lol

[@fujikokun]

Not really. She’s only 25, and her growth is clearly stunted.

[@missNCW]

@@fujikokunyes, really. Don’t discredit this which is a completely valid point. The growth from 17 to 25 is huge. You can’t seriously think one just regresses back to being 17. And her growth is not stunted. Romantically, yes. But that’s not what this is about. It’s about caring what they think. In real life, as crazy as this scenario would be, adults don’t care what childish teenage bullies think. Especially with her job and intellect. She’s actually been mature in a lot of ways that 25 year olds aren’t.

[@missNCW]

@@fujikokunyou’re incorrectly identifying what you think is stunted growth.

[@EmyN]

Right 😂

[@housecat5958]

@@albertjimeno5315 it’s called “hyperbole” Lighten up dude.

[@fawn4444]

This movie will always hold significance for me simply because of how it portrays the trauma of being bullied. I was the Josie Grossie of my high school to the point where I made myself sick too. I hid the bullying from my mom because I was so ashamed (so the egg scene just makes me bawl every time). This movie validated my experience and made me feel like things could change someday. And I literally had the hot chem teacher tell me that I would have tons of guys into me when I was his age. The creep factor is super strong in this movie for sure, but no other teen movie for me captured the misery of being the bullied kid like this one did.

[@SocialExperiment232]

Welcome to the dollhouse is more my school experience. The way they emotionally tortured her for no reason and how are home the bullying would pretty much continue made me feel understood better than any other bullying movie ever made. I don’t suggest watching it tho it’s very depressing I don’t even watch it anymore cause it pretty much gives me ptsd.

[@fawn4444]

@@SocialExperiment232 I'm sorry that was your experience. I agree, sounds like a pretty traumatic film, I'll probably pass.

[@lovegood141]

Hope ur doing better now

[@lovegood141]

@@SocialExperiment232 yeah I feel that. Hope ur doing better

[@fawn4444]

@@lovegood141 thanks, I am.❤️

[@soyburglar77]

I never noticed this before. So, me and my friends had this thing about David Arquette where he just seemed to be literally everywhere in the late ‘90s and we couldn’t understand why he was so famous. Anytime he’d show up in a movie, tv show, music video, etc we would all make a big deal about it and it became this hilarious thing between us. Cut to the summer of 1997 and I’m at a music festival with 3 of these friends, the Offspring and Foo Fighters are headlining, and just as the Mighty Mighty Bosstones leave the stage, some weird guy runs out onto the stage, grabs the mic, and starts speaking weird gibberish…but everyone is losing their minds. As this guy is leaving the stage, one of the band members announces “David Arquette, everyone!” Lol. Our collective jaws hit the floor and we still talk about it to this day. Strangely, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy played at this festival. The late ‘90s “swing revival” was so strange.

[@Atlasintokyo]

That's so funny

[@lilyt5855]

The swing revival was strange, but I freaking loved it!

[@TristynS]

your goddamn drew barrymore lisp. i love you.

[@Eziali]

There's a weird double standard in this movie as well. Because she gets upset with her brother for hitting on a 16 year old but she's all flustered but a 17 year and happy to be asked to prom by him. It's so weird. And the teacher is so weird because he was interested in what he thought was a teenager and were supposed to ignore that

[@tristantries9211]

I mean I guess because she knew she wasn't gonna sleep with the 17 year old boy. Like she's flustered by the attention because she has never been asked to prom before (well I mean she was asked but it was a mean prank sooooo)but she's not actually gonna date this boy for real. Her brother was like I'm just an adult who is going to hit on an underage kid like creepy peaked in HS dude

[@MaxOakland]

@@tristantries9211 Isn't it creepy for her to go with him to prom? She could've turned him down

[@tristantries9211]

@@MaxOakland she probably should have or maybe she thought it would blow her whole trying to fit in with the popular kids thing to figure out youth culture. I wouldn't call it creepy if it stayed chaste

[@tristantries9211]

@@MaxOakland kind of sad though. Like c'mon lady your basically chaperoning him like a parent

[@CW86149]

I agree with this, and I rarely see anyone comment about it on her end. Her teacher and her brother were in the wrong for sure, but so was she.

[@taropearl80]

Funny thing about the Princess Diaries fall montage is that Anne actually did fall. Proving that she is in fact the main character and all of us are just the supporting act.

[@heatgerm]

"Why do you have a bananaaa?" Never has a joke a-peeled to me more 😂

[@TheBayouBabe]

Jamie's channel should be considered a public service from having rewatch these movies we thought that we liked!❤

[@cherrydelrey1949]

Okay but for real, WHY was Mr. Coleslaw actually at a night club where his students hang out?? And he was asking Josie about her age like he was excited about it? Red. Flags. Everywhere. 🚩🚩🚩 Edit: Also, he is on the ferris wheel with her talking about how he is still afraid to commit to his girl-friend, especially after five years? Even if this was in an age-appropriate setting, that's another HUGE red flag! He gave Josie her first kiss, but probably not her last. Just sayin'. And then his AUDACITY to be mad at her?? Lmao why you mad bro? Cause she was about to expose your creepy ass??? Josie really is attracted to guys who are disgusting.

[@radhiadeedou8286]

Why are 17 year olds at a nightclub?

[@erifaerie364]

​@Radhia Deedou in a lot of 90s and early 2000s teen media, they feature nightclubs that are teen centric. I don't know if nightclubs for teens are or have been a real thing, but it was definitely an idea they ran with in a lot of films and shows back then.

[@ladyeowyn42]

Under 18 clubs or hours were a thing in Scotland in 2000 and 2010. Got tossed out of one once lol

[@gowlerphoto]

​@Eri They used to have teen night at the clubs in Jackson,TN. All the usual club stuff, but no alcohol. (Yeah, right 😅) But yep! I went clubbing at 15 lol

[@urirknme4172]

​@@radhiadeedou8286 There were under 18 nightclubs when I was a teen. I think it was 15 to 18. Closed at 11 or so. No alcohol, no smell of alcohol, drugs etc. No bags etc

[@heathercontois4501]

Josie hadn't written the court article, it was a rival paper. I think the good thing that came from the movie is that she learned not to live in her high school trauma and her brother learned he peaked in high school.

[@adrienneselina8116]

Exactly! Makes me we wonder who the other reporter is. This story is scooped and so is the story of her outing herself at the prom. I think it's Franco's character "Jason." A couple hints pointing in this direction are that his character tries a little too hard to fit in. He says "roofalicious" instead of "roofus" and has other moments in the film where he looks more like an awkward observer than a High School student.

[@lizabethneu7295]

I was looking for this comment. Josie didn't write that article. She got in trouble for *not* writing it.

[@heathercontois4501]

@@lizabethneu7295 Right! That's why they wanted her to go after the creeper teacher.

[@SunnyCloudArt]

I can’t stop laughing at your “whyy do you have a banana?” 🎶 That you took the time to record, harmonize, harmonize again, and put reverb on it to add to that tiny little detail only you would notice- but also then yeah! What DO you have a banana? 🤣🤣 Please be my best friend. You’re hilarious as heck.

[@Candacellin]

My favorite movie growing up was the “outsiders” I still know the movie almost word for word !

[@Pompomponyo2]

Stoooop, I’m watching this while breast feeding my baby, and I can’t stop laughing at you talking like Drew 😂 my poor baby’s head is just flopping around everywhere. I’m so glad I subscribed

[@inthelandofmorethansmall7582]

Okay. I think I want you to be my best friend. 🤣 🤣 🤣 My kids are grown now (almost) - 22, 19, 14 But I'm still in my 30s so I'm not too old yet 😉 You sound like me when I breastfed my babies (I suppose I was also still a baby) and your comment made me laugh! 😆😂🤣

[@Pompomponyo2]

@@inthelandofmorethansmall7582 I’d never turn down friends!

[@elelem123]

Currently breastfeeding my baby in the very AM; thanks for making me feel less alone!

[@kaywee4200]

Lmao this is hilarous. Did your baby make it through the head bob feed okay lol?

[@xodanigani]

Lolllll my son (13 months) fell asleep on me while watching this and I also was trying not to laugh and make his head bob 😂

[@rudepunk1986]

The egg throwing scene still gets me. It’s so heartbreaking. I loved this movie so much as a teenager lol but mostly I think I just loved Drew Barrymore 😅

[@NunyaBizzybone]

I know it was so 💔, still makes me cry ughhh

[@mariburns8758]

straight hair looks really good on you

[@maryssalynnemedley8871]

Girl your drew impressions are killing me. Beautiful

[@thepinkdragongirl]

That scene with Billy throwing eggs at her, makes me cry. It made me cry even worse when she ran away from her mom so she couldnt see her, since she was literally the happiest person like 2 minutes prior.

[@adrienneselina8116]

I cry everytime. That song triggers it for me even when I'm not watching the movie.

[@thepinkdragongirl]

@@adrienneselina8116 yesss the song.

[@arwenthegreat]

Her cry is so heartwrenching.

[@emilynelson9174]

The first time I watched this as a youngster, it was probably the first movie I cried to. Like, a few days later I thought about it at school and started crying

[@kellymarieapplebee]

Absolutely devastating scene, I watched this as a girl so many times and I just watched this hilarious review next to my husband, I almost choked on my dinner laughing all the way through but that scene.....THAT scene kills me every time!

[@a.evelyn5498]

I love how this film couldn’t just make Rob’s high school girlfriend a senior (so 17 / 18) but she just HAD to be 16.

[@housecat5958]

Ikr?? Like it would have been so easy if she was just 18 and it would have made it so much less creepy. Still creepy but so much less creepy since 23 and 18 isn’t a huge gap and it’s LEGAL

[@andreaweber8059]

@@housecat5958 The whole thing goes totally over your head if you are European of that generation. 16 and 23 would have sounded creepy to some parents, and definitely not to teens, not at that time. It would still be legal in Germany. So - the movie wasn't creepy at all from a German point of view at the time. Having been an unattractive teenager myself: yes, at least some girls who are unattractive wallflowers or bullying victims at 16 don't have that problem 10 years later. And yes, I wish somebody had told me so outright at 16, even if it was a male teacher. By now I am happily married, but in school, you think your social role never changes.

[@callistoamore2769]

I, too, loved this as a child. As a teacher, I am positivity horrified now.

[@VeroSaidWhat]

Jaime I have come to enjoy your content so much within the past year , so much that it’s become sort of a comfort for me. I have a rare autoimmune disease that causes me to have to give myself injections every two weeks . I get so nervous and anxious doing this. Recently I have been playing your videos in the background while I do my injections and it greatly relieved my anxiety and distracts me from the pain. Very random but I just wanted to share how your videos not only entertain but also Help in my own day to day struggles .

[@sarahhumphrey9984]

It’s not just that the teacher is attracted to a child, it’s how PISSED he gets when he learns she’s in fact, of legal age. What a betrayal lol

[@smd0061]

Right! He should have been relieved LOL

[@jamiecurran3544]

Yup!😳😂✌️

[@khalilahd.]

Lmfaooo THIS!! And then having the nerve to say “I can’t look at you the same” like what??

[@katierose8238]

“Goddamnit Josie!” Like damn 😳

[@earlyso_music]

As hot as I thought he was when I was younger, if a man acted that way to me I would hate his guts.

[@cheesecake134]

Michael Vartan running down the stairs to kiss her to “Don’t Worry Baby” was the most romantic thing middle school me had ever seen. 😂💖

[@sarahissilent]

Still is to me lol

[@sarahneal6395]

You HAVE to look up Drew's interview with Michael, it came out about 2 years ago, it's seriously the cutest thing ever

[@travelbird4644]

Same.

[@khalilahd.]

Lmfaooo right

[@anabelle8784]

Me friend and I would always say the lines “It took me forever to get here.” “I know what you mean.”

[@bandhariwickette]

Even when I was younger I thought it was weird that Sam looked like he really was about to confess romantic feelings to what he thought was a student but at the same time I really appreciated the scene where Rob made it clear that he didn't actually want to sleep with his underage date so idk I think they realized how weird the main relationship was so they tried to somehow redeem themselves in the same movie~ Very manipulative in my opinion but overall I do enjoy watching this movie~

[@greenfox42]

7:37 your Berrymore is so spot on 😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@dougduck8111]

I love that Leelee Sobieski's character looks like a nerd by 90s standards, but if this had been 5 years later she'd be like a cool, indie hipster. 😂 Also the band at the nightclub is Ozomatli. Their first few albums are great.

[@shanalicachita]

So glad to find another Leelee Sobieski fan in this comment section because she was the best in the 90s.

[@rachelfoust6706]

​@@shanalicachitaI've always liked her for some reason lol

[@MaxOakland]

The Nerd fashion -> Stylish pipeline is a real thing

[@i.1213]

Exactly what I was thinking! And she’s always been attractive, no matter how they tried to make her character nerdy… Lol

[@albertjimeno5315]

Not 5 years later. Hipsters were like 2010. Not 2004.

[@heatherlynn4652]

My friend's parents cut the power right at the end of the countdown during our y2k new years eve party. And we all screamed in genuine terror because we thought the world was actually ending. Fun times 🥳

[@VegemiteQueen1]

Okay but that was genius

[@kristinachaney7391]

That's hilarious

[@xcrystalsunshine]

When the world didn't end in Australia I was ok lol 😂

[@UnicornsPoopRainbows]

This reminds me of the dad that kept cutting the power while his daughter and her friends were playing with a ouija board 😂

[@lajourdanne]

I appreciate how often you say “doll hairs” because I say it regularly too and no one in my life seems to get it.

[@Slamminsamyn]

The first article about the court isn’t a plot hole. Josie didn’t write it, it was a different paper which makes her manager mad, and that is what leads to them filming her at the school. I managed a video store all through high school and this film was a guilty pleasure of mine 😂

[@emirom2]

Yep! And Josie didn’t carry around toilet paper in her backpack either…the bullies very visibly put it in there. She missed a couple things while making this video lol

[@ashleysimmons1216]

Haha I came into the comments for both of these reasons and yall covered it!😂

[@krizzygirl206]

My movie was Kiki's Delivery Service. In my tiny town I grew up in, we had a VHS rental store (not Blockbuster) where you could get 4 movie for 4 days for 4 dollars, or something like that. And there were 4 of us in the family so everyone got to pick one movie each week to rent. I always picked Kiki's Delivery Service. Eventually got it on DVD as a gift for a birthday years later, but by this point I can recite the whole movie by heart. Also named my cat Kiki.

[@lindseystein9676]

My 8 yr old loves all of those movies. Kiki, Totoro, Castle in the sky, howl, spirited away. They’re all so good.

[@msdouglas12100]

I love kiki!!!! Such a sweet movie

[@cookieful448]

me too!!! and pocahontas lol

[@MoMoMack]

My story is exactly like yours except i kept my neighbor totoro constantly checked out from our mom n pop rental place.

[@erinbanana22]

Howls moving castle and spirited away we're my favorites as a kid to rent on VHS ugh 😩 that was a locked memory lol 💗

[@jessicadement1722]

Ok... so I totally remember the blue/grey lipstick being a huge thing back when this movie came out. It was a thing when the metallic lips were big, too... my parents wouldn't let me wear either and looking back now, I am thankful for their wisdom! 😂😂

[@lexwithbub]

Yeah, EVERYTHING was frosted back then 😂

[@sailorarwen6101]

I had a lipgloss that color, and it smelled amazing. I wish I could remember what brand it was

[@yunashin325]

@@sailorarwen6101was it a bonne bell lipgloss??

[@brynbailey7132]

Also, Josie was relykng on her flamboyant friend for advice on the makeover, and nerdy Josie was dyeing and doing her own makeup look..and she was no expert! I think her first makeover was meant to look bad on purpose.

[@sleepybeans30]

Gosh, I had some of the frosted blue bonne bell, and my mom was so offended by it's existence.

[@sunshinedaydream147]

I never skip the ad reads, but this one was so special! Your relationship with your bird is amazing ❤

[@floppsymoppsy5969]

I will forever remember seeing this with my 2 best friends in theaters. You know the scene where Drew Barrymore gets egged? Well my 2 friends started laughing their heads offand the entire theater does an about face (we were seated at the top) and glared at us. Someone even said, "How could you?" I just slouched in my chair mortified. These girls were really sweet people but man they couldn't read a room.

[@acutee2]

Hey, journalist here, yes sometimes assignments are this weird. I was assigned to go undercover at private schools (like 7 years ago) as a teacher in the middle east...no subject/topic was assigned. But I somehow wrote like 5 articles with literally millions of readers view each article. Loved this Jaime

[@Ally.F.O]

Whaaat? You were sent halfway across the world for an article? Without an actual plan? Wait, does that mean that American teachers in my private high school could've been under cover journalists? Or maybe even CIA? 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️(I'm from the Middle East)

[@acutee2]

@@Ally.F.O I lived in the middle east and worked at a middle east news outlet.

[@gracehaven5459]

My mom was a journalist too 💜 she worked hard to uncover abuse and malpractice in medicine, nursing homes, daycares etc. I feel very proud that the world is a slightly better place because she was in it 💙 *note: she is still technically with us but her health has seriously nosedived the last 2 decades and she hadn't been able to work in a few years. But I am still proud of her

[@PedroBenolielBonito]

Ironically, not only is Drew Barrymore playing older than her actual age (not by much, but she was 24) she was still IRL younger here than most actors cast to play actual teenagers in other films where the plot does not in any way involve age deception.

[@gracehaven5459]

That's a really good point actually 🤔

[@jordanbradley3529]

I think the point is that people don’t like when they perpetuate being attracted to younger girls as a normal thing

[@PedroBenolielBonito]

@@jordanbradley3529 not trying to dispute that AT ALL. In-universe, definite ick! Just thought it was amusing that this supposedly unconvincing teenager was in fact younger than some people we are meant to believe are still in high school, in other media

[@TRJ2241987]

Damone from Fast Times at Ridgemont High will always be my favorite. That kid was not a day under 40

[@jordanbradley3529]

@@PedroBenolielBonito that is very interesting! I mainly made my point for the readers looking to justify their own crappy habits

[@carabobarafofara]

The chewing 😩 the absolute roasting of the lisps 😩 I’m screaming

[@stephanieroiland13]

Thanks for continuing to be a national treasure. Obsessed with these movie reviews. Keep going, sis.

[@bfunkk271]

Ever After was my Drew B obsession growing up. I can recite every line from start to finish including, from the last line I can also sing the credits song. But this Drew movie was always a close second 😊

[@Jess-bee]

I loveeeee Ever After! It’s so good ❤

[@morganja4390]

Absolutely agree , I recite that movie in my head almost every day

[@ashleyrose379]

Omg yes I loved that movie too. I forgot it in my list of overly watched movies 😂 there are too many

[@virginianoone9395]

Big same. Ever After is my Drew B ride or die movie. "Our story begins with a young girl who loved her father very much..."

[@katarzynaheart7877]

I came here looking for Ever After love, and I was not disappointed! My mom and I always watch it together, always have!

[@perpetuallyuncomfortable]

I know no one cares, but my biggest annoyance at this movie was always the fact that the mean girls called themselves Malibu Barbie at the prom despite none of their costumes looking anything like the actual Malibu Barbie doll.

[@rydbthatsme]

Nu uh im Disco Barbie, and I’m Evening Gown Barbie💀

[@nicholedelaney8152]

💯👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@gc4201]

......I know I remember as a middle schooler even judging hahaha

[@perpetuallyuncomfortable]

@R lol yes I forgot 🤣

[@411smiths]

I love your humor and style. Great video as usual

[@dragonflytempb8395]

It wasn't poetry. It was a Pome! Which is so much better than a poem!

[@lavoixdevelours]

That one scene where she gets egged by the guy she thought was her prom date... yeah. That's still sad to this day. Drew's cry broke my heart.

[@sarao8074]

That scene is so awful I can’t watch the movie anymore.

[@brynbailey7132]

It's a really traumatic scene. Stupid Billy. Hope he got stuck in a dead end job....worse than the Tiki Post. 😆

[@krystal2157]

@@freakytostadacartoonoh my god. That’s the saddest sh!t I’ve ever heard.

[@freakytostadacartoon]

@@krystal2157 Thanks, I think.

[@krystal2157]

@@freakytostadacartoon sorry, I did mean it in a sympathetic way. That’s beyond awful. And I hate that happened to you.

[@brynbailey7132]

And I'm 100% watching this movie as a junior in 1999 thinking 25 was SO OLD. And now I'm 39. 😬😆

[@lindseycassella3015]

Same lol

[@joanna0988]

Right?? Now I look at 25 year olds and think they're just kids 🤣

[@AbraSings]

Same. And I'm 38 now...

[@andree7303]

The sprite can from the 80s flashback scene was clearly the Sprite graphics from the 2000s. That always stood out to me..

[@janicemeuse1401]

I have been following you for years, I love that your full movie reviews are basically the inside of my mind and every single thing I think of that I thought no one else noticed 😂😂

[@cocokai9661]

As an older woman I can say I always found this creepy! It reminds me of 'Pretty Little Liars' and the student teacher romance on that. My daughter loved that show and there I was, always being church Karen and ranting about how sick it was that they portrayed a teacher grooming their student as 'romantic' and 'sexy'. It was gross! Now my daughter gets it. But when you're a young teen you just don't realize how sick and wrong it really is!

[@astark8061]

I loved the show Pretty Little Liars and use to watch it all the time after school with my best friend. Several years later after becoming a mother, I watched one episode again and about fell out with the realization that a grown man had a relationship with a minor and continued that relationship after finding out she was underaged. Now I wholeheartedly understand why my mom was so ''strict'' about who I hung out with.

[@meghanobrien3045]

Legally Blonde was my vhs repeat, I still like it but later on I realized she did not have to be a criminal lawyer, she could have been a corporate lawyer who specifically works for the fashion industry, blending both her loves together.

[@mascara1777]

Legally Blonde was released in 2001, DVDs were already widely used, VHS was well on it's way out by then.

[@meghanobrien3045]

@@mascara1777 the last vhs I bought was harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban which was released in 2004, check your privilege

[@necroflowers2244]

@@mascara1777 VHS still was viable form of media in the early 2000s. Many households still had VHS players as late as the 2010s.

[@beckigreen]

@@meghanobrien3045 “check your privilege”? You’re saying that because someone had a DVD player before you did? 😂

[@colleengorrie7921]

@@meghanobrien3045 😂😂 please tell me you’re saying that in PC principals voice

[@blondeofthedead]

I just found your channel and I can’t stop watching. This movie was also one of my favs in high school and it’s hilarious to see how bad it’s aged. I think I like your retelling of the movie much more than rewatching it! 😂

[@TheOGBlite]

No...the "Creep"" Remix took me out. 🤣 You are so funny. ATE!

[@jeremyud]

I'm kind of surprised that Jamie didn't immediately crack a joke about the whole "let's put glasses on an obviously beautiful girl and pretend she's hideous!" trope when we got to Leelee Sobieski's character.

[@reikun86]

Not gonna lie. I love Chris Evans rant about Laney Boggs in Not Another Teen Movie. 🤓

[@darthtepes]

@@reikun86 because he is based😎😎😎😎

[@daftne11]

As someone who cries a lot, I couldn't help but chuckle at the cuts of you crying bc of the egg scene, and then also Our Planet. Same girl. Same.

[@tierneyk88]

I was laughing and crying at that point!

[@missbehaving]

Not you glossing over the FUNNIEST PART IMO!! when the Big Boss asks her name... She's like "josie" all quiet.. and he YELLS... "JOSE?" omg gets me EVERYTIME!! 😂

[@Thanksmuchx]

I’ve never seen this movie so you really got me on the he doesn’t show up part 😂😂

[@amandaredd3057]

Despite the messy parts, I can't help but still love this movie. I reckon it's because we know they're all actually in their 30s so no illegal stuff is happening. Plus, Drew is just so loveable

[@kyliegraf8278]

Agree! I will never stop loving this movie. I used to watch this movie with my mom after we would rage clean our house. Lol We'd clean all day, then bake cookies or lemon bars and watch this, Legally Blonde, or Bridget Jones Diary. It holds that nostalgic and sentimental value to me, so it'll forever be a favorite. ❤

[@buttercupsunshine878]

Still my favorite movie to this day! 💓

[@julinahoehaver5609]

Same! Still one of my favorites 😂❤

[@couch_nap]

Yup

[@LaithAnim8s_LaithyPoo2013]

Jessica Alba’s face always CRACKED ME UP when Kristen says, “That you would trip on your Barbie heels and I'd be named prom queen... Did I just say that out loud?” when they were at prom. 😂

[@rydbthatsme]

Same! Love so many of Alba’s faces🤣💀

[@greenfox42]

Happily Ever After was one of my fav Drew Berrymore movie ❤

[@thehavok4258]

Glossing over the part where this dude is parked outside of a school in van he calls the love shack...

[@texasrex93]

As a young gay who loved anything with Drew Barrymore, this was one of my favorite movies growing up. So glad to see you reviewing it!

[@jboao]

same, on all accounts 😂

[@khalilahd.]

I hate that I agree. Definitely Didn’t age well 😭

[@lorinnicole5602]

Jaime! My parents (in their late 60s) have been binge watching your videos and my mom asked me to beg you to review a movie called Babette’s Feast. It is the weirdest movie we’ve ever seen yet still family friendly. We have so many questions after watching it and we feel like you would have even more. We love your work!!

[@sabrinawilliams8717]

Now I'm going to look up this movie...

[@GabbyLiriano]

I hope Jaime sees this!!!

[@yuri2604]

This is like one of the greatest films of all time. Very beloved in film buff’s circuits all over the world.

[@bonniehowell9206]

I will need to check that out. I wish she would do My Father The Hero because it's such a bizzare plot that is filled with scenes that are incredibly awkward and often inappropriate.

[@melanie62954]

What's weird about Babette's Feast? It's a classic! The ultimate foodie movie.

[@allycolligan1004]

The drew berrymore impression 🤣🤣🤣 spot on

[@linnkristinhaugen6195]

There are very few youtubers that make me laugh, but everytime I watch one of your videos I several times have to rewind because I laugh so hard.

[@rachelhamilton8669]

32:48 oh my gosh I just realized that Josie is so much like that one rando from Mean Girls who “just has a lot of feelings” to express even though “she doesn’t even go here!”

[@English3Muffin]

This was absolutely a VHS rewatch ad nauseam for me. Also Wedding Singer, Clueless, and Legally Blonde. Watched The Wedding Singer so much, my VCR ate the VHS and we had to buy it again. I had a MASSIVE crush on Mr. Colson and was so jealous of Josie. 😂 Also, Drew Barrymore just killed it in this movie. Absolutely aged horribly, Mr. Colson is a creep and Josie definitely gets weird with Guy, but her flashback scenes always get me. I cried every time with the prom scene.

[@meganivan6606]

The Wedding Singer ❤

[@punchdrunkassassin]

The Wedding Singer is SO GOOD. Thank you for reminding me that I should watch it again.

[@tothestarsxx]

Drew Barrymore has been killing it since childhood.

[@bellag9931]

Mr Colson still rocks my world....

[@khalilahd.]

Lmfaooo too accurate 😂

[@bdmenne]

I had a perma-grin PLASTERED SILLY over my face the entire video. So funny. Bravo!

[@SuedeKnight]

The Drew impression. Is. Killing me. I'm giving plasma right now; seriously, I probably shouldn't be giggling this much. ...more Drew movies please :)

[@blkloislane]

Should have made Sam a guy she had a crush on in college who recognizes her and agrees to keep her secret. Would have been a very different movie but that's not a bad thing in this case.

[@nicoleprota2541]

It could work! He still could have had the girlfriend he was moving with as part of the conflict or somehow his involvement with knowing her secret could have maybe had bad consequences for him aka lose his job, get in trouble for lying etc.

[@JamieLBW]

That would have been so much better! Especially if he tried to help make her cool lol

[@blkloislane]

@@JamieLBW Yeah, I liked that she had a brother to help her in that area but Sam would have worked too.

[@fire34fly]

Wow you just wrote a better scenario on the fly after 24 yrs *slow clap* Then that line he says "Are you sure you're 17" would make sense of his suspicions I wish we could have had that tbh cause I also liked this movie and still quote Rufus to my sister

[@blkloislane]

@@fire34fly Thanks, and yeah it's one of my faves so I hate that it has such an uncomfortable flaw.

[@hectorserna7950]

Omg you imitating Drew SENT me every time 😂😂😂😂

[@sibstarrr9]

I've never wanted to follow an ad link so bad in my life . If it's not still active I'll cry real tears 😢

[@a.evelyn5498]

The “why do you have a banana” got me laughing harder than I have in awhile.

[@stephanipeloquin4631]

Myself as well 😂

[@verucasalt4535]

As a 13 year old kid in the early 2000s with a new DVD player in the family room, I was obsessed with this movie, Legally Blonde, Practical Magic, 10 Things I Hate About You, Charlie's Angels, and Miss Congeniality. I played them All. The. Time. I know I drove my family crazy.

[@shelby6]

I feel like I played all those AND Nancy Drew

[@sarah-annecarney7552]

You are my spirit animal!! You are describing my entire childhood.

[@coralburriss3546]

The craft was also on rotation as well.

[@lillianp8900]

@@coralburriss3546 oh yes that was my movie in high school!

[@elizabethgervais6384]

Absolutely me as well

[@TheeZombieDinosaurs]

I just found your channel and I absolutely love the way you react to things. I'm gonna binge your videos now as I take care of my mother who is sick(edit: i only mentioned this fact because i wanted to explain why this is such a gift to me and my mother right now to have new content thats actually good,i know some people dont like seeing comments mentioning personal situations). Thank you for providing some Levity, Laughs and help keeping my mind from over thinking/worrying too much as I make sure she's ok.

[@YourMoms78]

My lort, I just discovered your channel and I've been binhe watching. The edits? Perfection (call me a typical dude, but the perfect timing of fart noises always gets me). Your impressions? Impeccable. Putting yourself into the scenes? Goshdarn hilarious. Subscribed.