New Live Poll Lets Pundits Pander To Viewers In Real Time

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@knicknack75
@knicknack75 5 жыл бұрын
"I have several Post office boxes" *Sudden spike*
@loganf5667
@loganf5667 5 жыл бұрын
Owen Hale I'm sorry it's weird u don't have any comments I shall make one
@Uwrath
@Uwrath 5 жыл бұрын
Logan F they were deleted tho
@sicklesbrandon
@sicklesbrandon 5 жыл бұрын
@@Uwrath GRAAAAH GRRRRAAAAAAH TAAAH TAH TAH SKRRRRRRT
@elliotw.888
@elliotw.888 4 жыл бұрын
ok I honestly don't get the joke about post office boxes why did their ratings suddenly increase
@LifeToATee
@LifeToATee 4 жыл бұрын
@@elliotw.888 thats the point
@chandlerzimmerman9857
@chandlerzimmerman9857 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Duncan spiked his poll by saying "post office box" over and over
@aguyontheinternet8436
@aguyontheinternet8436 2 жыл бұрын
everyone spiked with that buzzword
@T3n50r
@T3n50r 2 жыл бұрын
​@@aguyontheinternet8436 And then Larualee comes along to put Duncan in his place, haha
@boedacious
@boedacious 2 жыл бұрын
it really shifting against him when he brought Kanye into it
@T3n50r
@T3n50r 2 жыл бұрын
@@boedacious I love that part, too
@Deere55
@Deere55 2 жыл бұрын
@@boedacious this was probably back with the Grammy thing
@AlphaHatsuseno
@AlphaHatsuseno 5 жыл бұрын
I LOVE HOW AT THE VERY BEGINNING DUNCAN ALREADY DROPS FOR UTTERING "IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE"
@TCt83067695
@TCt83067695 4 жыл бұрын
@Anon Virtu I don't know what you're trying to say. Are you pro or against the stimulus package? 🤔
@davidk7439
@davidk7439 4 жыл бұрын
@@TCt83067695 piss off, bot
@TCt83067695
@TCt83067695 4 жыл бұрын
@@davidk7439 are you ok? Have you had your meds today? 🤔
@VineFynn
@VineFynn 4 жыл бұрын
@Arid nothing smug about his behaviour
@truedarklander
@truedarklander 4 жыл бұрын
@Rahul what's smug about recognizing the complexity of economics.
@TheOpalHammer
@TheOpalHammer 2 жыл бұрын
I love the slow, methodical way Terrance finds the exact word that spiked his poll numbers, and how quickly the others caught on!
@alecsinger3364
@alecsinger3364 5 ай бұрын
Him leaning to seen the screen better slowly like his life was on the line during a bomb defusement threat.
@R463R
@R463R 2 жыл бұрын
The Kanye West line at the end tanked him. The Onion is, and always will be ahead of its time.
@PunchmeinJay
@PunchmeinJay Жыл бұрын
Seriously
@enterpassword3313
@enterpassword3313 Жыл бұрын
​@cate he probably doesnt even own a post office box
@strangelyrepulsive77
@strangelyrepulsive77 Жыл бұрын
it's because they don't care about black people
@bhojjadamotabanda
@bhojjadamotabanda Жыл бұрын
NOTHING is ahead of its time. Everything is from its time. What happens is that when kids grow up, become adults, they think that the time when they were growing up were "different" and "good". Watching stuff which is against this belief makes them think "oh, this is ahead of its times". In reality, nothing is ahead of its times. EXACTLY the same things and thought process was going on when the pyramids of Giza were being built. When the code of Hammurabi was being written. Nothing is ahead of its times, the only thing is that it is a realization that "grown up life" in those times was similar to "grown up life" today. And by "kids" and "grown ups", I am referring to mental age, not physical age.
@enterpassword3313
@enterpassword3313 Жыл бұрын
@@bhojjadamotabanda "ahead of its time" is an idiom, its not literal. Calm down pls
@bucsfan2565
@bucsfan2565 5 жыл бұрын
“Who’s gonna pay for all this?” ⬇️⬇️⬇️ “Our poor, poor children” ⬆️⬆️⬆️
@james10739
@james10739 5 жыл бұрын
Ya our poor children are going to have to pay for this
@arseniishynkarenko4616
@arseniishynkarenko4616 5 жыл бұрын
"Post office box" ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️
@demonhunter635
@demonhunter635 4 жыл бұрын
Michael P How can you try to roast someone when you’re subbed to WatchMojo? May wanna hide your subscriptions pal.
@da4127
@da4127 4 жыл бұрын
odo he was memein not roasting, and you might wanna stop being so creepy stalking on others.
@demonhunter635
@demonhunter635 4 жыл бұрын
Davis Herrera Are you saying that because your playlists are just as cringe? Cuz they are.
@a_literal_brick
@a_literal_brick 5 жыл бұрын
The economy will be fine because of hard-working Americans who work hard and are hard-working
@Pinkfloydisme63
@Pinkfloydisme63 5 жыл бұрын
Best political speech ever. Also to be honest I am not entirely sure if I'm ironic or not !
@cjrreid
@cjrreid 4 жыл бұрын
Tryna hit my word count on my essays
@PuppyOrion
@PuppyOrion 4 жыл бұрын
Who's going to pay for these government bailouts? Hard-working Americans
@AmyAndTheMarbles
@AmyAndTheMarbles 4 жыл бұрын
The economy is great because of our great post office boxes.
@axelvonfersen8358
@axelvonfersen8358 4 жыл бұрын
@@starfoxcity2694 Or Pete Buttigieg
@pauljackson2409
@pauljackson2409 7 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! This is what 90% of politicians do but it's so funny to see it done in real time
@legendarytat8278
@legendarytat8278 5 жыл бұрын
No one would even be watching it on the first place
@joetober2556
@joetober2556 4 жыл бұрын
Dam now I wish they did that as a skit
@KanjoosLahookvinhaakvinhookvin
@KanjoosLahookvinhaakvinhookvin 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for explaining the joke to three year olds and retards. Always good when they can keep up
@DearProfessorRF
@DearProfessorRF 4 жыл бұрын
Actually, this is what 90% of pundits and economy “experts” do, including constantly interrupting one another...
@xcccx5
@xcccx5 3 жыл бұрын
@Nub93 lool
@georgewang2947
@georgewang2947 5 жыл бұрын
The actor who plays Duncan needs an Oscar for the range of emotions he goes through at the end
@Nickelodeon81
@Nickelodeon81 4 жыл бұрын
It's the Google search guy!
@TragoudistrosMPH
@TragoudistrosMPH 3 жыл бұрын
Most realistic death scene I've seen in a while!
@chene-aurelgaudreau1072
@chene-aurelgaudreau1072 3 жыл бұрын
He played Google in “If Google was a guy”, so that’s something at least
@conradmonson30
@conradmonson30 3 жыл бұрын
@@chene-aurelgaudreau1072 and he’s in the MCU! I mean, he plays a high school teacher, but it’s still cool.
@dharmallars
@dharmallars 3 жыл бұрын
That’s Leon West, the Beltway Butcher
@pleasedontwatchthese9593
@pleasedontwatchthese9593 2 ай бұрын
this is what chat is to a streamer
@TadCornell
@TadCornell 8 жыл бұрын
Post office box.
@therealw04
@therealw04 5 жыл бұрын
*PO box*
@xl000
@xl000 5 жыл бұрын
you watched the video too ?
@wyattjoss3858
@wyattjoss3858 5 жыл бұрын
post office box. POST OFFICE, BOX.
@BrushEm
@BrushEm 5 жыл бұрын
/ / /
@stevenohenries5127
@stevenohenries5127 5 жыл бұрын
I 100% agree with you! YEAH!!
@chairmanofrussia
@chairmanofrussia 7 жыл бұрын
Lol when leslie said "mailbox" it went down a little.
@cuboidbirdsgaming1100
@cuboidbirdsgaming1100 5 жыл бұрын
Mailboxes just don’t hit like post office boxes
@semonyx
@semonyx 5 жыл бұрын
MAILBOX?!!? Four thumbs down
@timothywells3908
@timothywells3908 5 жыл бұрын
I get it, he’s a business owner/banker who wants to pin the debt on the working class and there for uses a P.O. Box while the hard working men and women typically just have a mail box as no need for anonymity/business P.O. Boxes. Shows the disconnect between the wealthy and the 99 percent
@abbieb8130
@abbieb8130 4 жыл бұрын
@@timothywells3908 I don't get how you came to that conclusion. In my town, nobody has mailboxes. We don't have a mailman. We each have a PO Box and pick it up at the post office. Honestly, it's a hassle because online stores are often unclear whether they're sending something UPS or USPS, and we use a different address for each.
@RockfordRoe
@RockfordRoe 2 жыл бұрын
That's because she's a communist working with the mail box lobby to push their anti-post office box agenda. Without post office boxes, our poor children will never learn how to pull up their bootstraps with our thriving economy.
@darthmortus5702
@darthmortus5702 6 жыл бұрын
I love how when Lauralee gives that smug smile of victory at the end her ratings jump way up :D
@christobanistan8887
@christobanistan8887 5 жыл бұрын
How gleefully she watched him dig his hole deeper and deeper! :D
@overgrownswamp
@overgrownswamp 5 жыл бұрын
Lauralee's actress is amazing. I was blown away in the skanks video.
@theyoshi202
@theyoshi202 4 жыл бұрын
They predicted the trump smirk
@mccobsta
@mccobsta 3 жыл бұрын
Then she's off to finish off what remains alive of Duncan
@jedinxf7
@jedinxf7 2 жыл бұрын
voters love a sociopathic piece of shit
@mbossaful
@mbossaful 3 жыл бұрын
New Zealand had a similar thing during a debate way back in the 2002 election (but it only polled the studio audience rather than the public at large). One of our centrist politicians gamed it by going on and on about "common sense".
@honkhonk8009
@honkhonk8009 2 жыл бұрын
In America our politicians teamed up with big tech firms and data scientists to do this 24/7 with trillions of gb of user data. Now these fucking clowns overpay for all this "demographic research" without actually knowing why we feel that way at all.
@memerminecraft585
@memerminecraft585 Жыл бұрын
Is it possible they based this off that?
@pavarottiaardvark3431
@pavarottiaardvark3431 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Lauralee gets a ratings bump from her delight at Duncan's misery.
@christobanistan8887
@christobanistan8887 5 жыл бұрын
I love how they all noticed just the term "Post Office box" somehow resulted in a rise, so they all started just outright saying variations on that phrase.
@sforbesgocka
@sforbesgocka 5 жыл бұрын
Christobanistan talkin’ bout the ol PO box
@luked8449
@luked8449 5 жыл бұрын
yup. that was the joke.
@Meeminator
@Meeminator 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s making fun of “buzzwords”
@firerocket7343
@firerocket7343 4 жыл бұрын
@jiggus figgus Didn't realize it before reading your comment even I have watched this for a dozen time. Good job.
@dayviduh
@dayviduh 4 жыл бұрын
Haha it’s like that was the joke or something
@secondgate
@secondgate 15 жыл бұрын
Quite possibly my favorite Onion video. If a "live poll" was actually implemented, I can only imagine it wouldn't be too far from this: "Hard working Americans!", "Our poor, poor children.", and, of course, the "Post Office Box!" "I have several Post Office Boxes." - lol
@SomeYouTubeTraveler
@SomeYouTubeTraveler 2 жыл бұрын
13 years later, and it's become a thing. The news is now, literally, Reality TV. Even Jon Stewart came back from the figurative dead to tackle this very subject in his latest video, and here we are, after a pandemic and possibly at the start of WW3, and the situation is as dire as ever.
@Unvaccinated69
@Unvaccinated69 2 жыл бұрын
@@SomeKZbinTraveler indeed but are we still in favour of post office boxes?
@52flyingbicycles
@52flyingbicycles 2 жыл бұрын
I saw a local news segment once with a live poll whether the viewers agreed a professor was right to fail all his students. It played out very similarly to this video, except the people involved couldn’t see the live poll
@magusperde365
@magusperde365 2 жыл бұрын
It would be a lost of racial slurs
@epicgaming7813
@epicgaming7813 2 жыл бұрын
@@52flyingbicycles that professor video infuriated me, I remember he said that he failed students who were fine.
@tyu3456
@tyu3456 7 жыл бұрын
8 years later, still relevant and funny as ever.
@amit4Bihar
@amit4Bihar 7 жыл бұрын
tyu3456 i think this will be relevant a thousand years later too ko
@tifforo1
@tifforo1 6 жыл бұрын
The only inaccuracy is that it shows people saying things that are popular, instead of saying things that are just divisive enough to grab attention and get them talked about without getting them fired.
@Skura_12
@Skura_12 5 жыл бұрын
Still is
@shadowfoxcorp
@shadowfoxcorp 5 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@leotard2536
@leotard2536 5 жыл бұрын
10 years later, still relevant and funny as ever.
@MartinRadio2
@MartinRadio2 2 жыл бұрын
That Kanye joke aged very well
@rvmiv_
@rvmiv_ 2 жыл бұрын
It's been a month sense this comment, it's aged like fine wine
@toasteroven8341
@toasteroven8341 2 жыл бұрын
@@rvmiv_ when i heard that i thot this vid was a recent one
@rvmiv_
@rvmiv_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@toasteroven8341 KZbin's been showing me a lot of things like that recently, in one Garfunkel and oats video from over a decade ago they were seeing if the audience could tell if a quote was said by him, or by Hitler
@jakobi4971
@jakobi4971 2 жыл бұрын
Like fine wine
@kilsoo
@kilsoo 2 жыл бұрын
its like they knew
@marquisewilliams3904
@marquisewilliams3904 4 жыл бұрын
"Post Office Box" *Everyone liked that*
@purifying_fire
@purifying_fire 10 жыл бұрын
"U.S. Department of Offense"-- funniest thing I've seen all day, hahaha.
@darthmortus5702
@darthmortus5702 6 жыл бұрын
The DoD used to be called the Department for War.
@breakingbacon658
@breakingbacon658 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone ignores the department of special teams...
@MajkaSrajka
@MajkaSrajka 4 жыл бұрын
they hurt ppl feelings lol
@kevley26
@kevley26 4 жыл бұрын
double speak is strong with the DoD's name
@imperson1785
@imperson1785 4 жыл бұрын
@@breakingbacon658 Good. They contribute nothing to society besides giving Americans an excuse to defend themselves when others (usually Brits) say "oh but there's no foot touching the ball." You use feet to run, that should be a good enough excuse to call it football if they're gonna call it Rugby but never use rugs.
@yellowblanka6058
@yellowblanka6058 5 жыл бұрын
I love how Lauralee just delights in his approval rating flat-lining at the end, lol.
@ses694
@ses694 Жыл бұрын
And then her approval spikes immediately when the camera switches to her smiling face
@rationalitysucks
@rationalitysucks 10 жыл бұрын
Lauralee is a straight up baller.
@macavalli2619
@macavalli2619 5 жыл бұрын
@Drinks Home pobox
@raymondh5456
@raymondh5456 5 жыл бұрын
butter
@error-try-again-later
@error-try-again-later Жыл бұрын
I love how Laura's approval goes up the _instant_ the phrase "pull up your bootstraps" is mentioned 💀
@Galactipod
@Galactipod 11 ай бұрын
It's funny, people use that unironically, failing to realize that the phase is meant to be something that's inherently impossible. You can't pull yourself up by your bootstraps, that's not how it works
@TheMapofYourHead
@TheMapofYourHead 5 жыл бұрын
1:39 cracked me up so bad. "Who's going to pay for this...?" -starts to go down- "...our children." -immediately goes back up-
@francescolombardi3438
@francescolombardi3438 3 жыл бұрын
our POOR POOR children
@knightenchanter7908
@knightenchanter7908 3 жыл бұрын
No. "Our children" made it go down, our "POOR POOR CHILDREN" made it go up.
@arthurmorganSUN
@arthurmorganSUN 2 жыл бұрын
@@knightenchanter7908 No. Leslie amended "Our children" hastily when it goes down. The moment "our children" is uttered out, it stopped going down and goes up again, it just happens to reach quite a peak when she added "Our poor, poor, children."
@user-pr6ed3ri2k
@user-pr6ed3ri2k 2 жыл бұрын
419th
@mandelorean6243
@mandelorean6243 Жыл бұрын
Yikes, immediately quoting a 3 min video you can rewind and you got it completely wrong
@chairmanofrussia
@chairmanofrussia 7 жыл бұрын
Perfect representation of how ratings and profit take precedence over all else, even if it means sacrificing honest journalism and integrity lol.
@aangsstaff4174
@aangsstaff4174 5 жыл бұрын
That’s how fox stays relevant
@utterdespair2136
@utterdespair2136 5 жыл бұрын
@@aangsstaff4174 "That's how CNN trys to stay relevant even though the only viewers who believe them are brainwashed NPC's." There, fixed it for ya!
@aangsstaff4174
@aangsstaff4174 5 жыл бұрын
Utter Despair that’s how Fox News try’s to stay relevant, because they show clear bias and their only viewers are republican drones that just want to be told what and how to think (despite it being 30% less accurate than cnn). There fixed it for ya
@bluewuppo
@bluewuppo 5 жыл бұрын
That’s how CNN and Fox stay relevant
@ryanalving3785
@ryanalving3785 5 жыл бұрын
@@aangsstaff4174 CNN has been tanking in the viewership dept. recently, apparently Fox is rising in viewers as well (I heard about a report on this, I don't watch either network myself)
@Wafflepudding
@Wafflepudding 9 жыл бұрын
This needs more discussion on post office boxes. Hard working Americans want to know if they are getting tax rebates for each and every post office box they own. Freedom. Apple pie. Shower me with likes dammit!
@juch3
@juch3 5 жыл бұрын
Those poor poor children
@1234q-q8x
@1234q-q8x 5 жыл бұрын
I'm voting for more post office boxes.
@timothywells3908
@timothywells3908 5 жыл бұрын
The small reference to show the disconnect between wealthy and the 99 percent. I thought it was pretty good👍
@EscapeCondition
@EscapeCondition 4 жыл бұрын
Who else likes waffles and pudding 4 years later? I sure do. I often make waffles OUT OF pudding and vice versa.
@nabadon2853
@nabadon2853 4 жыл бұрын
You had me with hard working Americans... But you won my heart sweetheart... With apple pie...
@LittleB2007
@LittleB2007 7 жыл бұрын
LOL The Kanye name-drop totally backfired. He's so hated XD
@Caleb-en5bo
@Caleb-en5bo 6 жыл бұрын
I think you mean to say the Dems want him back on the plantation working for them
@lordofthecats6397
@lordofthecats6397 6 жыл бұрын
Wait Caleb said "Dems" which usually means he's referring to them negatively, aka NOT A LIBTARD. Come on, Americans nowadays are too stupid to know who's in the other tribe!
@lordofthecats6397
@lordofthecats6397 6 жыл бұрын
Lets take this to Facebook you Jewish socialite super-MAGA aligned with Soros serial communist snowflake who peddles your pro-abortgun agenda with dark money from the washington zumba machine. We are over your classical jacksonian theocracy!!!!
@immortalsun
@immortalsun 5 жыл бұрын
You knot it’s satire, right?
@joshuagrahamcrackers
@joshuagrahamcrackers 5 жыл бұрын
I don't know where you two are from but Kanye is BASED and REDPILLED
@perikholt3395
@perikholt3395 Ай бұрын
The “post office box” bit is strikingly similar to when KZbinrs discovered that thumbnails with dumb faces and meaningless arrows somehow bumped the view count. “Yay, let’s all do exactly the same thing!”
@mccookies3664
@mccookies3664 Жыл бұрын
i love how duncan’s rating drops at the very start the moment he says “it’s not that simple”
@M45terMiNd
@M45terMiNd 9 жыл бұрын
We need a new postmaster general to ensure that the mail is posted to our post office boxes by the post man in a timely manner. Too many Americans are going to the post office to check their post office boxes only to discover that the post man hasn't delivered to their post office box yet. The postal service also needs to address the rising costs of postage when posting mail from the post office.
@guepardiez
@guepardiez 5 жыл бұрын
ohyesrighttherepleasedon'tstop
@Nippleless_Cage
@Nippleless_Cage 4 жыл бұрын
Someone get this man a podium
@Sevencoins7
@Sevencoins7 4 жыл бұрын
This broke the graph
@ryanbarham8464
@ryanbarham8464 2 жыл бұрын
This just in, GS's ratings are through the roof.
@neal4471
@neal4471 2 жыл бұрын
our former president agreed with you, not exactly for the same reasons
@toughmanrandysavage3077
@toughmanrandysavage3077 5 жыл бұрын
It seems like the onion would do better in this day since KZbin is so huge now. Don't know why they stopped making videos.
@aangsstaff4174
@aangsstaff4174 5 жыл бұрын
satoriJPN that is so foolish, why would a politician buy a company that is not only satire but also marketed as satire
@ornature5324
@ornature5324 5 жыл бұрын
satoriJPN lmao trump supporters aren’t safe from being made fun of, *S N O W F L A K E*
@jpietersen519
@jpietersen519 5 жыл бұрын
@@ornature5324 well yeah thats all that late night tv is
@neubrain11
@neubrain11 5 жыл бұрын
@satoriJPN sad
@jumbo6498
@jumbo6498 5 жыл бұрын
They turned into Onion Labs. They started doing satirical ads for companies but it isn't very successful.
@nejsonsvejson9861
@nejsonsvejson9861 2 жыл бұрын
The touch at the end, when Laura smiles and the vote skyrocket
@veggiet2009
@veggiet2009 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: 🤨 Duncan: PoSt OfFicCe BoX Everyone: 😍
@bud389
@bud389 4 жыл бұрын
The real comedy here is that they have no idea what real Americans care about, and instead of caring about finding out, they just accidentally stumble onto things that give them a boost in popularity without understanding why.
@lolerie
@lolerie 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@rohan1864
@rohan1864 4 жыл бұрын
The real comedy is also that real Americans have little to no real understanding of economy and they just expect to hear simple solutions and pleasing statements, even completely devoid meaning, instead of a realistic and competent analysis. Resulting in pandering to ignorance.
@lolerie
@lolerie 4 жыл бұрын
@@rohan1864 and how did that work out with impeachment. It made people even more insane in destroying demonrats. Lol.
@qaiser648
@qaiser648 4 жыл бұрын
Валерий Заподовников Russian troll detected
@lolerie
@lolerie 4 жыл бұрын
@@qaiser648 stop with that already. You are a bot, this
@copychef
@copychef 7 жыл бұрын
That smiling face is cracking me up.
@kes_r
@kes_r 5 жыл бұрын
And her rating goes up when it cuts to her as well
@kelsiegirl19
@kelsiegirl19 13 жыл бұрын
"my good friend Kanye West" -- drops "who is a personal friend of mine" -- drops "and we visit frequently" -- drops furthur "what i meant to say was the economy..." -- dips "can only be..." -- dipping "spurred.." -- steadily lowering... "into..." FLATLINE
@pranavps851
@pranavps851 4 жыл бұрын
He should have shouted "Post office box"
@TCt83067695
@TCt83067695 4 жыл бұрын
He should have just called it a day after the first minute
@Nippleless_Cage
@Nippleless_Cage 4 жыл бұрын
...euhh
@superadam2112
@superadam2112 4 жыл бұрын
* smiles * 📈
@hukumbra
@hukumbra 4 жыл бұрын
This comment was made 9years ago and is perfect representation of 2020 november situation.
@kermitsewerside
@kermitsewerside 5 жыл бұрын
a decade later and the kanye joke still works lmao
@kings9724
@kings9724 5 жыл бұрын
not really but ok
@24_Hour_Majima
@24_Hour_Majima 5 жыл бұрын
@@kings9724 Idk why but your ratings just took a nose dive... Weird.
@kings9724
@kings9724 5 жыл бұрын
GodTvRadio what
@hannibalburgers477
@hannibalburgers477 5 жыл бұрын
He always been hated
@Katya_Lastochka
@Katya_Lastochka 5 жыл бұрын
Not even. Kanye rocks.
@Fitzn
@Fitzn 2 жыл бұрын
How does the onion keep predicting the future? The kanye bit kills me even more now, due to what he said yesterday on AJs show🤣
@mbomb1126
@mbomb1126 2 жыл бұрын
Found the comment I was looking for
@HELLO_KORO
@HELLO_KORO 2 ай бұрын
Because these things already happened
@boulevard14
@boulevard14 Жыл бұрын
Love how Duncan Birch attracted public approval by saying he has several post office boxes
@markturner6310
@markturner6310 10 жыл бұрын
Absolute genius. I'm still laughing at this at the fourth watch through...
@christobanistan8887
@christobanistan8887 5 жыл бұрын
Her increasingly massive smile and glee at his destruction toward the end is literally the funniest thing I've ever seen. Oh sweet Jesus! :D :D :D: D:D
@MrMartena56
@MrMartena56 6 жыл бұрын
POST OFFICE BOX
@Nothing-1w3
@Nothing-1w3 4 жыл бұрын
*rating increases*
@sylvesteruchia5263
@sylvesteruchia5263 4 жыл бұрын
2:15 "the ol PO box " 😂😂
@YouReadMyName
@YouReadMyName 4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is that the Onion predicted that this election was going to be decided by the POST OFFICE BOX, i.e. Mail-in ballots and Trump's reluctance to fund the US Postal Service.
@christopherhughes9787
@christopherhughes9787 7 ай бұрын
2:25, she threw him out there like chum in the water.
@entropy8634
@entropy8634 16 күн бұрын
Deserves it for being a nerd.
@Frosty_tha_Snowman
@Frosty_tha_Snowman 4 ай бұрын
0:11 I thought he said "I'm Artery Dawson filling in for Clifford Veins"
@davidnovin4781
@davidnovin4781 3 ай бұрын
lmfao
@lobstersexmachine
@lobstersexmachine Ай бұрын
Missed opportunity lol
@marcaveli7791
@marcaveli7791 5 жыл бұрын
Whoever put this together is a genius
@asteroidrules
@asteroidrules 12 жыл бұрын
In other news: A recent poll shows most Americans like to hear the phrase "post-office box".
@avj_curvebreaker
@avj_curvebreaker 15 жыл бұрын
I loved it when her poll score darted up right as she said something about the hard working Americans. Brilliant!
@user-pr6ed3ri2k
@user-pr6ed3ri2k 2 жыл бұрын
42th
@tedpilledtonysoprano5512
@tedpilledtonysoprano5512 Жыл бұрын
Tax cuts that do not need to pay for themselves thanks to the incredible "American entreprenural spirit!"
@scottw3048
@scottw3048 2 жыл бұрын
"Who's going to pay for these bailouts?" - line go down "Our poor, poor children" - line go up lol
@KC-dw6yz
@KC-dw6yz 2 жыл бұрын
That Kanye bit aged extremely well
@okrajoe
@okrajoe 7 жыл бұрын
Duncan - get your act together and get those numbers up.
@diocapo1725
@diocapo1725 5 жыл бұрын
Those are rookie numbers! Gotta get those numbers up.
@danielsmith5032
@danielsmith5032 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@rock9154
@rock9154 2 ай бұрын
on my yearly rewatch of dozens of Onion videos. this has got to be one of the best they've ever made
@AlexWyattDrums
@AlexWyattDrums 2 жыл бұрын
The Kanye thing at the end! 😂 like it was written yesterday!
@jpetal
@jpetal 2 жыл бұрын
13 yrs. Still holds up. Then the the Kanye reference furthered that notion
@technoai-01
@technoai-01 4 жыл бұрын
"Department of Offense" That is just such an incredibly correct way to talk about our country's military 🤣🤣
@gengarzilla1685
@gengarzilla1685 3 жыл бұрын
And they're attacking Sweden. Pretty random choice if you ask me.
@Knuckler
@Knuckler 3 жыл бұрын
It used to be called the "Department of War" before the name change in the 1940s
@Jivvi
@Jivvi 9 жыл бұрын
What's the deal with post office boxes?
@TheAnantaSesa
@TheAnantaSesa 8 жыл бұрын
they have that eagle and the US flag colors.
@InsertName125
@InsertName125 7 жыл бұрын
Not sure what you're asking. But I thumbed you up anyway, for saying, "post office box".
@Jivvi
@Jivvi 7 жыл бұрын
Ananta Sesa das no, that's a mail box.
@Jivvi
@Jivvi 7 жыл бұрын
Lol, I can't even remember what I was asking, but it might have had something to with the fact that he said "you come home and open your post office box", even though it isn't at home, it's at the post office, which is why it's called that.
@TheAnantaSesa
@TheAnantaSesa 7 жыл бұрын
+Jivan, well sounds like you just need to pull yourself up by your bootstraps like the other hard working americans and figure it out for the children, the poor poor children. just don't visit kanye west, or his post office box.
@olitaylor579
@olitaylor579 2 жыл бұрын
>“I was talking to my good friend Kanye west” >Poll drops Timeless video.
@ShaggyLad
@ShaggyLad 6 жыл бұрын
Lauralee's shit-eating grin at the end makes this for me. Also, post office box.
@gorf1342
@gorf1342 2 жыл бұрын
The Kanye west bit at the end aged like fine wine
@tallginger8405
@tallginger8405 3 жыл бұрын
Legend has it that Clifford baines is still being filled in for to this day.
@TSwany
@TSwany Жыл бұрын
Guys I think The Onion basically just predicted Vivek Ramaswamy
@CentralKentuckyElevators
@CentralKentuckyElevators 8 ай бұрын
How do you figure?
@nateisawesome766
@nateisawesome766 2 жыл бұрын
wow the dollar is strengthening, the economy is doing worse, and kanye is absolutely hated. Nice prediction, Onion! 👍🏾
@user-pr6ed3ri2k
@user-pr6ed3ri2k 2 жыл бұрын
30th
@SooberYooberToober
@SooberYooberToober 2 ай бұрын
When in doubt, post office box.
@Verinia
@Verinia 7 ай бұрын
This is one of the most underrated videos on KZbin. This and the gossiping friends of the missing girl. So good.
@Qthe2
@Qthe2 2 ай бұрын
Onion accurately depicting the pitfalls of livestream politics
@ForMandalore
@ForMandalore 15 жыл бұрын
One of the most creative Onions up to date! I love the smile on the woman at the end b/c he mades a fool out of himself.
@t.a6159
@t.a6159 Жыл бұрын
Wow you commented it 13 years ago. Hope you are doing great
@armelior4610
@armelior4610 Жыл бұрын
I never knew americans were so fond of post office boxes. This channel is so educational !
@Pokedude1110
@Pokedude1110 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best Onion videos ever made, the way that people take everyone down when they say something slightly negative about the economy is just so perfect.
@edenromanov
@edenromanov 5 жыл бұрын
Oh God I can't believe I just found this channel I've watched 15 videos already and they're all hilarious so much great stuff 😂
@yourfriendthenerd
@yourfriendthenerd 12 жыл бұрын
This is probably my favorite Onion video ever.
@Obi-Wan_Kenobi
@Obi-Wan_Kenobi 4 жыл бұрын
Hold on, let me try something. *Post Office*
@sidgt16
@sidgt16 2 жыл бұрын
wow americans really do love their post office boxes
@EscapeCondition
@EscapeCondition Жыл бұрын
The onion predicted twitch chat
@user-nh7my6gg5b
@user-nh7my6gg5b 5 жыл бұрын
When you try to reach the word count on your essay
@PositiveLastAction
@PositiveLastAction 8 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!! In The Know and Today Now were the best!
@patrickazzarella6729
@patrickazzarella6729 2 жыл бұрын
"I have multiple PO boxes" ratings soar! XD
@TheGoldenFox64
@TheGoldenFox64 2 жыл бұрын
the Kanye West statement aged well
@guyfromavillage134
@guyfromavillage134 2 жыл бұрын
now even better
@AppleOfThineEye
@AppleOfThineEye Жыл бұрын
ywnbaw
@juniuwu
@juniuwu Жыл бұрын
​@@AppleOfThineEye go take a shower
@AppleOfThineEye
@AppleOfThineEye Жыл бұрын
@@juniuwu Okay, "I hate the antichrist." Right away. Not.
@absoluteterror9098
@absoluteterror9098 Жыл бұрын
I love that LauraLee's approval spiked as she was smiling into the camera sweetly as she enjoyed watching Duncan tank
@nathanielmartins5930
@nathanielmartins5930 Жыл бұрын
I noticed that the ratings for the woman in Red spiked at the very end when the audience saw her rejoice at the Yellow man's ratings dropping to Zero. The Audience was enjoying the feud between the reporters and treating National Journalism like a Drama.
@ProductBasement
@ProductBasement 9 жыл бұрын
I saw my wife using this very thing the other night. It was on her phone. She called it "Periscope"
@icelingbolt
@icelingbolt 3 жыл бұрын
He should've said "it can only get worse because it's the best it's ever been"
@AlphaPizzadog
@AlphaPizzadog 2 жыл бұрын
2:35 aged like a fine wine
@earthstar2493
@earthstar2493 2 жыл бұрын
Pure genius. Beautifully written and acted. Bravo! 👏👏👏👏
@brandonellis8111
@brandonellis8111 2 жыл бұрын
That kanye joke is more appreciated today. I believe this was filmed around the time he took the mic from Taylor Swift so you would've been unpopular being associated with him.
@MiseEnPlace26
@MiseEnPlace26 15 жыл бұрын
Wow, I am still laughing typing this. This is by far the best work you guys have done, amazing. Keep it up gang.
@namanjsingh
@namanjsingh 3 жыл бұрын
Out of all the awesome Onion videos I found this one to be the most intelligent one. Pure genius satire
@RemixedVoice
@RemixedVoice 4 жыл бұрын
This is, without a doubt, my absolute favorite Onion skit of all time.
@hh126
@hh126 Жыл бұрын
i love the dept of offense attacking sweden for no fucking reason at the end card lmao
@TheTachmeter
@TheTachmeter 9 жыл бұрын
clifford banes is never there lol
@RpiesSPIES
@RpiesSPIES 7 жыл бұрын
He actually was, once. He was just in disguise, however.
@Jordan117
@Jordan117 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm filling in for Clifford Banes, who is currently filling in for me on my show."
@Kowasi
@Kowasi 3 жыл бұрын
Clifford Banes could be a shapeshifter…maybe he's there every time, just in different guises.
@graham1230
@graham1230 2 жыл бұрын
That Kanye joke aged like wine
@constantinosschinas4503
@constantinosschinas4503 10 сағат бұрын
Just magnificent. How did i miss this masterpiece all this years. One of their best.
@TheG121
@TheG121 8 ай бұрын
this is still peak humor and I'm not even american.
@0Heavy0Metal0
@0Heavy0Metal0 12 жыл бұрын
It's so funny how they start to falter as they watch they're line drop. And then once they see what it takes to climb, they really jump into the thought with both feet. LOL
@InsiderBoy
@InsiderBoy 2 жыл бұрын
Mentions “Kanye West” and approval ratings go down. Waaay more relevant today than ever! Lol.
@nuggt
@nuggt 2 жыл бұрын
When he said he's good friends with Kanye West and it went down is more timely than ever before
@sparkydoggo8691
@sparkydoggo8691 2 жыл бұрын
idk if anyones here anymore but duncan saying hes friends with kanye then his poll crashing is the most hilarious thing ever
@EmpiricalSin
@EmpiricalSin 5 жыл бұрын
Kanye West? Sweden? This video really spoke into the future
@saalvosegg8171
@saalvosegg8171 6 жыл бұрын
"Duncan, could you tell us some ways that you think the economy is doing badly, again?" Laurlee Hickok won that grin towards the end proves she won.
@madhatter113
@madhatter113 7 ай бұрын
I've watched all the videos hoping to find one with Clifford baine... Found none. Start to think the onion are lying to us about what happened to him
@connor981
@connor981 2 жыл бұрын
That Kanye joke was way ahead of its time
@thriftyw4003
@thriftyw4003 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly lol
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