New Rule: What Would a Dick Do? | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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In his editorial New Rule, Bill Maher tells Republicans that they have to learn the difference between being a conservative and just being a dick.
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[@claytonis1]

I'm a trucker, a gun owner, a hunter....... and a liberal! I fully approve of what Bill said, not just because he makes me laugh, but because he tells the truth.

[@danielmota1095]

smart guns, is the way of the future. I heard they have them in europe, we are very tribal. the USA could come apart

[@nico8587d]

Just Killing Time Ditto here. I like Bill a lot. Tells it like it is. Personally I can’t stand trump either.

[@MegaJustGeorge]

Amen and Hallelujah, Friend! By virtue of the fact that you are a gun owner and a liberal, you are the worst nightmare of the American Right - especially the Far Right: A Liberal with a Gun!

[@LeahIsHereNow]

You’re a national treasure! 😊

[@DudeSolid]

I don't drive trucks or hunt and I don't own gun because I need it to defend myself, I own a gun...just because. I too agree with everything Bill said.

[@bluchocolate123]

You know, the more trump and the gop dismantle Obama's work, the more we realize just how much Obama had accomplished. Weird.

[@robertrickert6227]

Bill Maher is exceptional, a man so hard to love and yet so impossible not to. A national treasure far as I'm concerned.

[@giovannivella5528]

Trump is the mushroom dink!

[@kenburns4547]

SPECIAL you mean. 9/11 was the most cowardly act in human history, and for him to call them brave while calling Americans "cowards" was not only the dumbest move of his career, it just showed how arrogant and evil he is.

[@toothybeaver5579]

Without Bill Maher I would have a severe depression every time I look at US politics. So thank you Bill, I think you are much more than a comedian or an American patriot, you are a great Humanist.

[@speedydog45]

Remember when republicans were about "family values"?

[@BNakaFurious]

No they were always hypocrites

[@dalepeto9620]

Repugnikans are only for one thing, corporate greed.

[@pcbacklash_3261]

Indeed. And the ones who shouted the loudest about it were usually the ones with multiple divorces or sex scandals in their closets. It reminds me of the Ralph Waldo Emerson quote -- "...The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons..."

[@RamblingHermit]

Yeah, me neither.

[@dannyfrog]

Yep. Now, they have a man that's on his 3rd marriage in the White House. Hypocrisy.

[@phyllisneal8687]

"The bald eagle was the symbol of our country until it was replaced by a TRUCKER HAT❗"😂😂😂

[@kenburns4547]

Yeah to cover up the bald, they can't afford hair-plugs like Bill with his hate-money.

[@Wasrael]

They replaced their hoods for maga hats...

[@georgecundari2]

Sad but true.

[@cheapnchic3390]

"Look at me, I is president" 😂😂😂

[@anastasiawalters3970]

THANK YOU Bill Maher for talking about Bald Eagles and lead poisoning! Thank you!

[@truthhurts3524]

“Is it even really a sport if one team doesn’t even know it’s going on?” 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@jonzu4]

“The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.” -John Kenneth Galbraith

[@Mrmedia046]

You damn skippy!

[@charlesgamgins9727]

Here's a general description of a modern leftist for contrast. Just read the rest of the comments and tell me this is wrong: "The left no longer makes arguments about policies’ effectiveness. Their only argument is character assassination." -Ben Shapiro

[@Killerjosh89]

+Charles Gamgins quoting ben shapiro? Seriously? Lmao

[@danh.5998]

Shapiro is far more intelligent than Maher. Maher is just a vulgar ass who has a trained seal audience that will clap for literally ANYTHING. Fairness is an affront to Freedom. That's why liberals are on the wrong side.

[@autismfuel7323]

Leftism Is Dying preach

[@themadhacker9376]

even my father, who is a stalwart republican, cant make any sense of repealing the ammunition ban...

[@themadhacker9376]

FYI. I have no opinion on hunting, im not gonna go with you but i dont care if you do one way or the other

[@Dilkingt0nne]

Someone will have been making money off it somehow

[@deepmodex]

4998 dislikes. So republicans do watch the show.. lol

[@alexad7282]

Simon Kanner- Maybe some “turn into democrats” after watching liberal shows is because they actually see logic and reason within them.

[@slerickson01]

No they just dislike shit.

[@ltlwatcher]

I thought they are proud of being a dick.

[@karenshaub8273]

And 8 times as many have already seen the light.

[@itookallthenames]

and what pissants they are

[@djschotzi]

What do conservatives find appealing about lead bullets, asbestos, child brain damage and air pollution

[@djschotzi]

Poisoning is caring?

[@antoniotrejo4066]

Dark Rayne you're a moron. Republicans don't give a shit about you, have you not noticed everything he's doing? all he's doing is making himself and all his conflict of interest white elitist billionaires even richer

[@AlphaWolf096]

I don't understand the rest, but I might be able to explain the lead bullets. First, lead is cheap. Ammunition nowadays can run $2-4 per round (depending on the manufacturer) for a decent hunting round. Furthermore, lead is a soft metal, and expands on impact. This can be good, though I can't think of why right off the top of my head. I just remember the expansion was/is desirable for some reason.

[@djschotzi]

So agonizing death by poisoning leading to extinction for the bald eagle is all fine as long as a hick gets cheap bullets? Gotta be fucking kidding.

[@BickBarkGaming]

Republicans know that if they don't fill their campaign promises(no matter how stupid those promises are) that it can be used as fuel against them in next election. In this case that promise was to reduce the number of regulations because they believe that regulations are bad and have convinced their voters to have the same view as them.

[@azizachaabaoui6986]

Is it a sport if one team doesn't know what's going on ? Definitely not !

[@jaym9846]

What about helpless babies in wombs?

[@iamjoshwhite]

Jay M abortion isn't a sport??? what the fuck

[@mattmadman6728]

Josh White they never called it a sport

[@rancobb2163]

Bill you are such a sleazy hypocrite. Your twisted truths are much like the Pharasees. You try to sell your gullible public your slimy smear tactics in the hope of gaining favor for your liberal candidates. It looks like it backfired. Thank you for being so slimy that people want to vote the other way. Seems like people are tired of your trash talk and propaganda in promoting a liar and crook. By the way, there has never been any eagle found dead from eating lead. Eating ground up tires or broken glass will kill them too but no one has outlawed those items. You are so full of yourself. Do you really think people will vote democratic if you could just get sleazy enough! Lie enough! Call people Dicks? Or how about hiring thugs to disrupt the Republican convention like the DNC did. Those that wrote about your perversions at the playboy club seem to think that there is no limit to you perversions. I am pretty sure there are not a lot of young boys growing up saying, "I hope I grow up just like that that sleazy bill maher". I think America sent a message to you and crooked Hillary when they voted for Trump. We don't trust you and we don't like you. Mocking God and religion puts you in favor of a very small group of weak minds. Calling yourself a comic is not close to being accurate. A professional propagandist and smear specialist is far more accurate.

[@danzan6951]

Yeah Bill goes way overboard just like Keith Oberman, Larry Donnley and Michael Moore. The more they all bash Trump and Trump supporters, the more they drive more people toward him, not away from him.

[@marklapworth1436]

No, Bill, they ONLY park the Suburban in the space marked, 'Compact', IF, the 'Disabled' space is already taken.

[@makokoro9073]

Mark Lapworth one time i was pulling out of a parking spot and this lady with an suv was park side ways blocking 2 handicap parking spaces. I stopped next to her and asked her to move. Hard to believe, but she actually got offended and defensive. She asked me:"why you want me to move? Are you going to park here? " i told her that i was not going to park there but that she was blocking 2 handicap spaces and she needed to move. She turned her eyes and ignored me after that. I started honking my horn and she turned to look at me and asked me:"what!? " i told her once again, to move. After that she did

[@rshiva08]

@@makokoro9073 Good that you persisted and that it worked! Wish more people would be like that.

[@makokoro9073]

@@rshiva08 indeed we do

[@TheGreatYukon]

@@makokoro9073 You could always make her handicapped. It's a solution.

[@makokoro9073]

@@TheGreatYukon hahaha, she was brain handicapped 🤣

[@wendlerkurt]

He needs to make a sequel of this. There are so many more examples now.

[@picflight]

Even more so now.

[@chrisrj9871]

The examples just keep on comin' ...

[@wendyscott8425]

This was one of the most fabulous New Rules Bill Maher has done lately. For one thing, it's important that people know what this so-called administration is doing to the country. And for another, using humor to make his points is very effective. I intend to post this link to several people on other comments boards I can think of who seem to think Republicans actually care about this country and what happens to our children. Thank you, Bill!

[@freediugh416]

Lets pass a law forcing Pruitt to inhale, inject, or otherwise consume whatever he thinks is "safe"

[@mlpfanboy1701]

Free Diugh agreed.

[@michaelpreston233]

Make him go live in China for a while, that'll fix his ass.

[@khem127]

Yes!!!!

[@skwrttj]

Free Diugh... Sounds good to me!

[@ashleytester9527]

@@LittlepipMLP mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmlp I'm lpppppppplloo lol pppppppppppppppppp please 🥺 o

[@EchoVids2u]

Wow bill really hit the nail on the head this time. I'm impressed.

[@Pravdacz-tp8zu]

Do your think hunting is a sport? Ask the deer -George Carlin.

[@kenburns4547]

Oh Carlin was a vegetarian?

[@Pravdacz-tp8zu]

@@kenburns4547 I doubt that. That's from one of his bits, in which he talks about sports. In it, he also says that he wants baseball field to contain landmines or that in order for sport to be sport, it needs to engage arms and a ball. He also says that gymnastics is not a sport because Romanians are good at it and when Romanians are good at something, it cannot be a sport.

[@bobs182]

Only bears have the right to bear arms and legs.

[@arbknight12]

"So you're repealing this law for what?" "For spite." - Seinfeld version

[@lizardlord4k]

Republicans: Actually we're just evil

[@majorlgiverfreepabloescoba8164]

Well Drive learn you're history first dumbass the parties were switch during the Civil rights movement

[@seaotter52]

Well Drive It's time to learn history. Starting with the Civil Rights Acts passage, then President Lyndon Johnson said that the South was lost to the Democrats for a generation. This is when Southern Christian conservatives steeped in the racist ideology of slavery and the obsessive hatred of blacks, began to leave the Democrat party (which had lead the legislation to end discrimination aided by some Republicans) and turn the South into Republican states. Nixon started this southern strategy and Reagan solidified it, both implicitly and explicitly pandering to the built in racism that is the principle heritage of the South. Many Northern states had ended slavery many decades before the Civil War Massachusetts ended slavery in 1783 after the landmark Freeman case of 1781. Connecticut and Rhode Island soon after and then other New England states. In an Anti States Rights furor against those States outlawing slavery the southern States used all measures available to force slavery by the federal government. With the election of Lincoln, the South chose to continue the practice of slavery when so many others were leaving the despicable institution in the dust. As a country we still have problems with skin color, but not like the southern conservative who used to be Democrat and is now Republican. Please learn about history before you make foolish comments

[@Youre_dumb]

Well Drive Nowhere in that diatribe do you explain why KKK members are majority Republican now.

[@autohmae]

Actually, this sounds to me like: the companies that are selling these products made large campaign contributions and they got their wish.

[@patphatkitten]

autohmae. Good point.

[@kellisebastian906]

Nearly everyone I know is grateful for your candor, intelligence, and comedic brilliance, Bill. Thank you for having the courage to say clearly what so many of us feel.

[@ballons789]

4k trumpsters dislike the cold truth.

[@mnirwin5112]

Brilliant. As always.

[@kathrynlambert4973]

I feel like I'm having a panic attack every time I hear about what they're doing/undoing to hurt the environment... The people we elect are so trapped in their heads and egos, they can't begin to see we're made of the very same stuff as the bald eagle. If the majority of us forget our connection to the planet, we will and probably should destroy ourselves. It's just a shame we'll take this beautiful miracle of life on Earth down with us.

[@DudeSolid]

The event that killed the dinosaurs didn't completely extinguish life on Earth. Let's hope the next dominant species learns from our self induced apocalypse.

[@tripodthreefoot2268]

"Is it a sport if one team doesn't know the game is going on"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jcepri]

how can one guy, Bill Maher, pack so much brilliance in just 5 minutes. This idea of "What would a dick do?" is so on target that it's incredible, but it's his examples that make it brilliant.

[@okcomputer98]

I love the ingenuity of the segment. I love it.

[@livelovelaugh994]

Bill Maher telling it like it is

[@Ioganstone]

I'm sure his weekly recital of shit he read on motherjones is shakespearian levels of writing.

[@AnEvolvingApe]

*ingenuity

[@ljohn4466]

not with spellcheck we don't....use it

[@crowned1sf]

okcomputer98 Yu

[@tarsoe8028]

Seriously America? Asbestos? ASBESTOS?!

[@lexluther3066]

tar soe A true Murican gives Guns to unwanted kids surrounded by asbestos. Screw you Liberals! MAGA!

[@gina_st.george]

"Eagles-you know, the symbol of our country before it became a trucker hat." 👏👏👏👏 I almost died laughing.

[@penelopehunt2371]

This man is the best analyst in America at the moment

[@GabrielTravelerVideos]

Right on Bill! Successfully navigating those tricky waters between brutal truth and searing comedy.

[@fckstreetshitters4294]

Gabriel Traveler americunnts are owned by chinese

[@issacehowardjr679]

Well said.

[@kenburns4547]

Gabriel Traveler: SNEERING comedy, calling the 9/11 hijackers brave and Americans cowards. And he never even smiles, just does this ugly clown-smirk.

[@khdroid123]

@@kenburns4547 huh?

[@iradaniel3951]

C

[@tkzsfen]

bill makes me feel sane. as if the whole world has lost its mind recently. i don't feel alone anymore

[@JonB83]

So much truth in this!

[@jgalt155]

When Trump was born the doctors spent hours trying to revive the placenta.

[@hermanhelmich]

Just enjoying my coffee with a shot of Bill

[@Senna458]

This would be even funnier if it was not so damn true.

[@Sai-pf4ft]

I think it's funny BECAUSE it's true. Or maybe that's just me....

[@MegaJustGeorge]

Your remark reminds me of the tag line from a commercial from the 1968 Presidential campaign - "This would be funny, if it weren't so serious." The commercial, BTW, was for Hubert Humphrey.

[@powerdavid6235]

I don't know how many times I've seen this c;lip but every time I do watch it I get two things out of it - 1) a hysterical laughter, and 2) how absolutely true every word said is.

[@user-dy7ec6nj6r]

By far the worst thing is the pesticide that damages kids brains

[@jazzx251]

A cynical ploy ... brain damaged people usually grow up to vote conservative.

[@matthatter56]

wtf 001 Remind me again how we are any better than Asad? Only difference I can see is we are slowly poisoning our people that show up 2 or 3 generations later as opposed to Asad that the results are shown immediately.

[@MsGrapeNehi]

That is some Mr. Burns level evil right there.

[@abcd123906]

wtf 001 At least now we know what happened to Eric Trump

[@volcryndarkstar3283]

...turning them into republicans.

[@JohnSmith-qk6pd]

"Is it a sport when one team doesn't even know the game is going on". NAIL ON HEAD.

[@kylestubbs8867]

I recognize that not all Republicans are bad, nor do they all support Trump's agenda. But it can't be easy for them to separate themselves from the ones who do, given just how sociopathic these policies are getting.

[@wujekcientariposta]

They also have to play politics and support government in the public at least that their party formed. It has to be hard to be a normal republican these days when having republican principles causes far right loudmouths fueled by fox news calling you a marxist, socialist, communist not knowing what any of that means. I suspect most of them are actually normal, just can't do anything about it cause far right propaganda-outrage will get them kicked out the next time people vote.

[@chancesmith116]

Guess I’m a danish butch then, because 55 mpg sounds AMAZING.

[@geoff19]

Just nailed it OMG it is exactly what is going on this country .

[@Mediumdoo]

We gotta ALL get to the Polls in 2018-2020. Stop this before its way to late

[@raikiriramen6257]

stop what? Stop a hero?

[@lindseyvelveeta2156]

MrAndiconda MrAndiconda That's cute...

[@lineoarlow5120]

Vermouth ew the way you guys worship Trump is actually disgusting. when have you ever heard a liberal say "Obama is a hero". No you stupid fuck, he's a war criminal just like every U.S. president before and after him. You live in a terrorist state, don't you ever forget it.

[@raikiriramen6257]

+Lineo arlow, since when was Obama a hero? He is the Villain, a terrorist.

[@mikedabest957YT]

Vermouth trump is doing things to negatively affect children... who's the villain now?

[@KITLEVEY]

"All they had to do was nothing,..."

[@ToniHunterOne]

I was a Claims Manager for the Chemically Related Illnesses unit in my state. Do you know how many claims we had of mainly men dying of asbestosis and lung cancer? Asbestosis is an insidious disease. Those little fibers float in the air, get on clothing, etc. Even with masks, gloves etc you cannot prevent or protect yourself from those fibers getting into your lungs. Men had those fibers on their clothing they go home and the wife does the laundry. Now she's also inhaling the fibers. If they are smokers that increases the risk. The fibers embed themselves into the lung. They cannot be coughed out. They cannot be surgically removed. They irritate the lungs and cause infections and cancers. This isn't over night this can take decades of suffering before the patient succumbs to the disease. Oh, but first they go in and remove parts of the lungs. Next thing is getting on a lung transplant list. If the person is lucky and gets a lung (which means someone else wasn't lucky) their life expectancy is still maybe only 5 more years. We don't need asbestos.

[@TheBassplayah]

Classic Maher....Some of his best

[@mackjonsey4999]

Thanks, Bill. Another great video clip. And, as usual, *right on.*

[@tommyt1971]

"Is it really a "sport" if one team doesn't know the game is going on?"

[@tmac9938]

Animals are always being hunted 24/7 since the dawn of time

[@the_creed7969]

tmac9938 Then it just becomes life at that point. Still not a sport.

[@cji3516]

Two types of hunting: 1. You hunt and use the what you hunt 2. People with small dicks that trophy hunt to show they are "real men"

[@connorb3306]

When I use chemical weapons on my own civilians and someone retaliates 😤 not fair!

[@theball-rocketleague2929]

CJI, I agree. Hunting is totally fine. But hunting for sport (or for the fun of it) is not. You kill something, you either eat it or give it to someone else to eat it. I personally don't hunt, and don't plan on ever doing it, but I think it's fine as long as you put what you hunt to good use.

[@jimmypriest9871]

I rather see Donald Trump in prison than being impeached

[@ThaBlkRainbow]

Accurate AF. "Good gas mileage is for Europeans and lesbians" 😂😂

[@TheAmrita89]

bill looks genuinely worried in this clip.

[@cheekypasta55]

sooooo not most Trump supporters then?

[@KinghtofZero00]

some trump supporters dont even support him anymore

[@debb8321]

"I is president!" Lol

[@MaximusEugenius]

Brilliant and to the point; thank you, Bill Mayer, for keeping it real.

[@FrenchCrow]

Bill's face when saying stuff like "what would a dick do?" is priceless.

[@cji3516]

Can I just say THANK YOU to all the REPUBLICANS for supporting the show and leaving a comment and liking or disliking this. We all value your support and loyalty - please watch the next one and complain again, thank you.

[@kikiKaysie]

"I is president" haha I hate people who hunt for sport! So despicable!

[@rudyhicks9707]

If hunters look at hunting as a sport, we should should take it to the next level. Hunt an animal without using a gun. Real men who hunt should be capable of bringing down a grizzly or a water buffalo with their bare hands. Go on, I know you can do it! At least give it a try. ONE time.

[@tompinion4138]

Spot on once again Bill!

[@ldwalker1493]

i just woke up...is America great again yet?

[@baconpancake7253]

sugarbear & the principle of peace no

[@bucknasty250]

"Is it really a sport if one team doesn't know that the game is going on?" WELL SAID!!!

[@laurenraine]

Brilliant and tragically true!

[@TheBassplayah]

This is among the best Maher I ever heard...Spot On

[@bellarosalarsen1638]

Love this man.

[@FarhanAmin1994]

"Is it a sport if one team doesn't know the game is going on?" That hit me in a way I didn't even expect anything on a humorous talk show could. Dayum, Billy Bill Maher, bruh! That was wow.

[@brianhoefer7148]

Bill Maher, I owe you a beer or two. Show up in Coos and I will buy!

[@aprilgoffinet3159]

New rules is my favorite. Cracks me up every time

[@reachtrita]

Bill Maher is so good!!!

[@calbarrang]

Not one Republican ever again.

[@teckworks]

Hahaha love Chelsea Handler's reaction to the crowd saying, _"Being a dick!"_

[@talbotbathgate3250]

No one pronounces the word “dick” more effectively than Bill!

[@dantresno9889]

Well said Mr Maher..

[@blt4life112]

"If everything is really the fault of politicians, where are all the bright, honest, intelligent Americans who are ready to step in and replace them? The truth is, we don’t have people like that." g.carlin

[@artbagley1406]

How can this guy, and his staff, be so right (and so funny) about so many crucial problems facing our society and emanating from our government AND NOT BE MORE INFLUENTIAL? Politicians must take his oh-so-cogent points and observations and translate them into new governmental programs and laws! It would be so mind blowing if President Biden would have Bill in the Oval Office for a couple of weeks! Bill is, sadly, largely ignored despite his right-on-target insight.

[@SiyabongaAfrica]

I'm trying to understand the GOP today. Baffles the mind.

[@skwrttj]

Siyabonga Africa... And most other, thinking, people... 🙈

[@charliebrown9078]

I is president, lol

[@VivekAnandJ]

Binary-Technique You a Republican? You saw a lady post a comment and thought "What would a dick do?"

[@dearputinpleasedeletemypee5340]

I IS THE PRESIDENT... I am like a smart person...

[@barbosajulio83]

Erika Rodriguez 😘

[@JustLikeHeaven77]

Erika Rodriguez up next... asbestos crayons for preschool kids.

[@jpas61904]

Cliff Burton Yes! and after that the new plutonium-infused energy drinks.

[@MarushDenchev]

So let me get this straight. Trump is reverting everything Obama did ... and the next Democratic president will revert everything Trump will do ... and where is the progress then? For 8 years under Obama's regulations I think most of the companies are profitable as hell and they learned how to change their rules and manufacturing process to follow the new law ... why would they go back and abandon the investment they did?

[@bdlog6092]

Marush Denchev, I think small biz especially in small towns have struggled while the big boys like Verizon, Walmart, Goldman, Exxon made killings sucking the wealth out of communities and paid little or no taxes. Some of that's cuz of Republican obstructionism and some of its cuz Obama signed off on it.

[@MarushDenchev]

And now with Trump some people will get rich, other will get richer and others poor and poorer. Isn't the whole deal of being a "governor" helping everyone, not just "my people".

[@Fals3Agent]

because Trump knows BEEZNUS yawwwww.

[@khongminh5168]

There is no progress. It's one step forward and one step back, so on and so forth. This time however it seems like one step forward and two steps back.

[@meebrbey]

Because Republicans are dicks

[@thehellyousay]

if i take a high powered rifle with a scope and aim at a human being from a nice safe, high, downwind vantage point, and shoot that person, it's called assassination, the crime of murder. however, if i do the same thing to a wild animal, it is called sport. ironically, only the person can shoot back, which would, indeed, be "sporting".

[@jeremyfincham1422]

The Republicans have mastered this art

[@wesjales5578]

Are you tired of winning yet?

[@ZachTheRantingGuy]

Bill Maher, along with anyone who triggers the shit out of Trump and Trumpanzees, they're my hero. lol

[@mysunnybird]

Everything Bill Maher says is so true and funny. BILL MAHER IS MY HERO !!!!! He is so bright and has so much common sense.

[@gspendlove]

I've always agreed with the credo "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." But in these last few years I've slowly come to the realization that maybe in Trump and the Republican party's case, both things are true. They may be both stupid AND malicious, with a third quality thrown in there that the credo doesn't mention: batshit insanity.

[@skwrttj]

gspendlove... Amen, brother!

[@birosandor2]

Ditto ❤️

[@JohnSmith-yd5wq]

It also could be both

[@christopherrohn5858]

I love this so much. "What would a dick do" XD

[@kellytheberge149]

Let's have a republican hunt!

[@jpmorganried7924]

I know u wrote this 2 years ago but lol

[@susankochan9452]

Priceless!!

[@sergedelisle6537]

Bill Maher I am with you,So brilliant you speak my mind,pleasssse keep on going ......

[@KrisBendix]

I bet Alex Jones goes crazy over the child brain damage thing... Oh, wait...

[@nancystowell4877]

Alex Jones is just plain crazy at all times.

[@skwrttj]

... Uh... Jones is crazy at the best of times... dontchathink!

[@jpmorganried7924]

Lol

[@emiliakaplan394]

Bill Maher for President

[@TheRamiel001]

Emilia Kaplan ... this country would never vote for an atheist, or a jew, or a socialist... Maher is arguably all three. It's a flat out miracle obama became president, and the aneurysms that caused are what ultimately led to the reactionary stupidity that gave us trump. In American politics, your god, your money, and your skin, arguably your genitals, matter waaaay more than your ideas. We're fucked.

[@nancystowell4877]

@@TheRamiel001 Are you talking about the same Country that has a Malignant Narcissistic Sociopath in the Oval Office now?? Oh, yes, A Madman is much better than a sane person any day! DUH!

[@TheRamiel001]

@@nancystowell4877 Not sure what you're talking about Nancy. Are you suggesting trump is sane?

[@barbaraconnett5057]

Bill, you are so bright, and timely, ! Thank you!🐶🌹

[@RedlightRecordsStudio]

Bill is nailing it. Just about verything the GOP is doing is out of spite.

[@almiller3721]

hilarious and, sadly, true

[@hfycentral]

Really this was not comedy but the harshest dark truth. America is in trouble

[@monicabryan4775]

100%%% i love all your shows... Sooooo accurate!!

[@FlashoftheBlades]

You dare park your Chevrolet Suburban in a parking spot for compact cars? Allow me to introduce you to Parking Officer Godzilla. He knows how to handle this.

[@marcuskarl73]

Yo Bill, it's not the Prime Directive, they follow the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

[@JustLikeHeaven77]

Marcus lewis ...and the Klingon rules of engagement.

[@saswin2757]

George Carlin is not dead..

[@luevajackson8356]

They're specialty. NOTHING! EPIC. 🤣

[@ticotechhouston4917]

"...Eagles, you know the symbol of our fucking country"... hahahahahaha