Nice Girls™ are NOT very Nice...

[@TheClick]

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[@V3nxiao]

I NEED ITTTTT

[@LunaticLacewing]

15 minutes too early how could you

[@Hampster999]

PLEASE DO R/THECLICKOWO

[@Hampster999]

PPPPLLLEEEEAAASSSEEEESEEE

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

Ow0 Clickness Clickbait, gimme gimme!

[@dontlookatme5633]

Sometimes I'll tell people "I love watching the click, he actually made me a better person" and then I watch the intros to his video and I ask myself "this is the guy that made me a better person????" And you know what, yeah

[@radschele1815]

Fear is the best teacher, some people say. Not me, I had to learn in school otherwise.

[@dontlookatme5633]

​@@radschele1815definitely, click scared me into being a good person lol

[@Am3lia77]

If you don’t mind me asking, in what way did he made you better? Just curious ❤

[@Suited_Nat]

Honestly very real, Click and a few others have made me change for the better :> I don’t think I was terrible before, but I know my teen and child self was definitely….. …. There 😭

[@YEETx]

When you're so empathy deficit mentally ill, click videos made you a better person

[@AlbertaGeek]

That first one just lost her job. The cop union will have no problem cutting loose a rookie displaying such behavior because it'd be good PR to show that "the department doesn't tolerate this sort of thing" as it serves to distract the public from how much they protect veteran cops who do the same thing.

[@ttskyhammer9169]

And she will try to kill that guy, because she believes in him, ruining career

[@geoffreyentwistle8176]

That's assuming she's an actual cop... It wouldn't be the wildest lie I've heard used to try and coerce someone through fear...

[@waffles3629]

​@@geoffreyentwistle8176 fr. I had someone claim to be a cop and threaten to arrest me because I wouldn't help them find something in a store....I was a customer. Unfortunately for them an employee heard that and got a manager to kick them out.

[@Charlie2567]

I was gonna say there’s no way she’d make it off of fto that way let alone the academy

[@Basackwrds]

Glad to hear it. Need to refine academy psych battery. Howd she get her badge? Shes was screaming her flags!

[@Account_Not_Applicable]

"I traumatize my audience then advertise my own therapy to them" Sorry, Click, tumblr user Sixpenceee already tried that and it blew up in their face

[@TheClick]

oooof skill issue

[@prageruwu69]

ah tumblr

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

Holy Mother of Thor! Daddy Click replied to you! May I … erm, may I touch your finger?

[@najrenchelf2751]

That's sadly a tactic of some companies: create the problem and then magically have the "perfect solution" for an almost normal price... stupid companies!

[@powerviolentnightmare5026]

Good old Sixpenceee. The pervert version of Seth Everman

[@dutches_s]

0:25 I sneezed and then right afterwards Click said “wait..what is that” and I almost apologized cuz I thought I interrupted him…

[@austindubbs8554]

When the click is so entertaining you end up too deep in the immersion.

[@birdShadow4201]

This made me actually laugh and it is currently 20:20 (I surprisingly get a lot of crap for using military time) and I'm trying to be quiet. This comment made my day. Thank you ❤️😂

[@squidy.tea-png8343]

there should be a "has the click smelled you?" chart that lists every name the click has said in his intro

[@willcomeback11]

YES I NEED THIS

[@koda5209]

Has he smelled you? I don't think I've been smelled lol 😂😂☠️

[@itshertheaccursedwitch718]

No smelling yet! 😢

[@alexdowns9282]

There is! At least there was on the subreddit

[@mithanelan]

me waiting patiently to see if he ever smells me 🤣

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

"Speedrunning a 3-year toxic relationship by herself in minutes" is such a great description of that second one honestly.

[@jamiem2335]

The nice girls and nice guys should date. I wanna see that as a reality tv show.

[@silv_dragonborn]

If they breed we can not fathom what kind of horror their child would grow up to become

[@inwemeneldur2025]

Plot twist: The child becomes extremely well-adjusted after witnessing the bullshittery of their parents

[@jamiem2335]

Oh god but what if they morph into the insane parents?

[@MilesProwerTailsFox]

Probably would end in a box match every single episode

[@amandapanda5087]

I'd watch that

[@TheQueerAceofSpades]

For the first story: if in the US, dude should report this to the department this girl works for (assuming he knows what department she works for). 99% of departments would NEVER let this fly. If she’s fired (and loses her license to do police work), she’s out her entire career. She needs to chill, or she’ll literally lose her career, and probably have a hard time finding jobs. Threatening to swat someone also definitely not allowed (not sure where dude is, so how bad the charge for that would be, but swatting someone for no reason is illegal)

[@janemiettinen5176]

It also sounds like shes very new and on probationary time, so she getting her ‘take care, good luck’-notice is even easier. Id say almost guaranteed, depending on her departments level of corruption. Just the needless background search is bad, but the threat of raid is so much worse!

[@pancakes8670]

I feel like the story is fake. It's kinda too perfect, like in a cartoony way. Feels scripted

[@pkartkat1306]

My only thought after seeing that Intro is just "Nice guy finds out she's actually a trans girl, continues being unhinged"

[@lulolie]

😂

[@sunte91]

If Blade 🧛🏿‍♂️ is the Daywalker does that make her the Womenwalker? 💁🏼‍♀️✨

[@Heroshii15]

Lily Orchard?

[@pkartkat1306]

@Heroshii15 not sure who that is, but I haven't heard good things. So maybe?

[@L1nxdr1nx]

SAME CLICK TRANSITIONED INTO "SELECT"

[@Okeana_Aster]

I mean "I always choose chocolate over men" is a pretty cool ace mood.

[@Speedgamerpro69]

Haha lol agreed

[@madeleinedarnoco5190]

There’s a german Song called „Ich will keine Schokolade“ which is this but in reverse. It’s pretty funny, and a real bop

[@Mar_Selcouth]

That's relatable

[@DelphiBellatrixRiddle]

Or lesbian

[@Okeana_Aster]

@DelphiBellatrixRiddle Also yeah.

[@maironelfstone896]

I've seen professional actors commit less to their roles than Click commits to his characters in his intros

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

His “lady voice” is stunning, truly impressive 😂

[@NoudRuijs]

🫨 Uh Muh GuD 🫨!?!?

[@TheOfficialPSI]

Tbf, Click is a character, making Mark a professional actor.

[@kyze8284]

What was the one last year where it was him in some AMAZING outfit but he slams the door open and boss music plays? That was just... A tier

[@ReaversRespite]

The amount of "Nice Girls/Guys" that weaponize therapy language is wild. As a therapist myself, reminding clients of the need for "right speech" and self reflection is a constant challenge.

[@elaexplorer]

That first woman just became a cop so she would still be in her probation period. So it's easier for her to get fired. He should definitely report her to her bosses. If nothing happens then he has grounds to have her arrested for terrorists threats against him (threatened to have him SWATted)

[@ookamiblade6318]

Though honestly she kinda fits in as a cop…. Alcoholic, threatening relationship with relationships… she’s downright stereotypical.

[@themadmanchannel9036]

@@ookamiblade6318 Callous disregard for others; you're right she is almost a caricature.

[@datboilou]

running a background check using police resources is also a serious misuse of resources. might be an immediately fireable offense tbh

[@ookamiblade6318]

@@datboilou and yet it happens all the time

[@meh2510]

I am uncomfortable that this person has access to a gun, much less a badge.

[@aw2598]

So.... I'm a middle aged woman who likes watching your videos, who also likes straw fedora hats because they are fantastic when living with SUN. I giggled so hard at the intro. Continue valiantly forward Young Man!!!

[@MrocnyZbik]

FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAY DORMANT! WHO HAS DISTURB MY... Oh, hi Click.

[@EoghanDonnelly-m3x]

Oh great @MrocnyZbik, may the Click bring you much joy to your day. Praise you!

[@Midorikonokami]

Oh, hi Mark ‼️

[@_corrieh]

@@Midorikonokami My thoughts exactly!! 😂

[@eusebemathey-apossan2353]

DBZA reference?!

[@maranathaschraag5757]

I just pictured the "oh hi mark" meme from The Room.

[@Crisjola]

That whole exchange about “who’s he texting and smiling at his phone” thing just makes me think of me at like… four. When I found out via a Disney ride about how parents got together, met, did dates, bonded, etc and a very PG birds and bees explanation…. And upon exiting said ride, turned to my mom who was fully expecting to have to answer awkward questions, and I came outta left field with “You had all of that fun _without me_ ???” in all of my four year old upset main character arrogance. 😂

[@idonteatspiders2986]

"why didn't you invite me to your wedding!?" Energy lmao

[@Crisjola]

@ honestly, had it occurred to me/I understood the “usual” social progression of life, I’d probably would have absolutely said that too. XD

[@5Demona5]

My niece did the same thing. She was about 4 or 5 and she was crying because "you went to that waterpark without meeeee" and I just kept saying "this picture was taken 3 years before you were born! I couldn't have taken you because you didn't exist yet"

[@waffles3629]

​@@5Demona5 one of my cousins cried that it wasn't fair her big sister got to hold her when she was a baby, but she didn't get to hold her big sister when she was a baby. Apparently big sister went over and sat on her 😂 (I wasn't around for this yet seeing as my older sister also hadn't been born yet).

[@amritalall8140]

@5Demona5 my 2 year old sister does the same thing. Every time we show her a picture before she was born, she starts crying and screaming “where me?!?! You leaved me!!” Not excited for when she knows how to form proper sentences.

[@CranberryCake]

About "smelling nice", I actually made melon scented soap today!! It was so fun. Also, today's blanket row is pink!

[@ZoaInBlack]

Eyyy melon scented soap sounds so nice

[@PocketTheHamster]

That sounds so comfy omg

[@RandumYTenjoyer05]

Omg that sounds so good 😊

[@junkabella6324]

Is it okay if i vicariously fantasize being you today OP? Am at home with pneumonia and bones hurt too much to knit 😢

[@SunshineGemlin]

On one hand that sounds amazing and i need that On the other hand i want to taste it

[@thebeshortedcellist8182]

Speaking as a reformed "Nice Guy TM", I think a common is the essentialisation of one characteristic. For me, it was my weight: I felt like I was doing everything else right (from my limited understanding of romance in media as a teen), so I thought it must be because I was fat. This was reinforced by confirmation bias when others around me were closer to a healthy weight, and were dating. And the problem was that I tried to change it. I dieted and exercised (a scary amount in hindsight for a 14/15 year old) to lose weight and be more attractive. And when that didn't work, I didn't realise I was wrong; I just figured that it wouldn't matter how much I did, it wouldn't be enough compared to those who were "naturally athletic". And so, I became bitter and snarky, especially to men more conventionally attractive than me. Getting out of that sour attitude took a lot of time, with many friends telling me that I was being a jerk. I think the hardest part is that I knew I was being horrible but it had become an impulse which made it hard to stop. And it also me processing my own feelings and trauma, which took way longer to start. And so it is possible to get there, but only if the person themselves actually wants to be a better person.

[@naiteiruakuma2261]

Im happy you took the right Path ❤ hopefully thing are better for you now

[@Pehrgryn]

I think I was headed the way of The Nice Guy in my 20s. I started to turn for the better, then was lucky enough to meet my wife. I can definitely see the wrong in some thoughts that I used to have.

[@floreya67]

Yeah this is absolutely it! Working on developing your personality/identity and processing your trauma, becoming more emotionally mature will do a lot .I'm glad you chose that road, and not the misery loop!

[@jacobmerrill693]

We need a "NiceGuy for NiceGirl" dating app

[@pleasurepanda3285]

Not just that but also a reality show like The Bachelor full of nice guys and nice girls

[@lilharm]

the problem is they would both think they deserve the best, which they’ll likely see the other as not being

[@alexw.7097]

​@@pleasurepanda3285Exactly what I thought! Terrible people tearing each other apart, which apparently makes for good reality TV. 😅

[@samuelbarber6177]

And make it a reality show so we can watch it like gladiators in the colosseum.

[@keriannekerr1876]

@@alexw.7097 and unfortunately adds to the problem because the worse they are the better the ratings. I would prefer they get therapy on screen while they are online but apparently tv therapy shows are just as bad (Dr. Phil, Jerry Springer, Maury at least that's what comes to mind when I think of reality shows that claim to help problematic people).

[@Antares2]

It's a guilty pleasure to watch stuff like this, but it's also actually a bit helpful. Both to avoid falling into the "nice guy" or "nice girl" way of thinking, and to be able to spot certain red flags when communicating with a potential partner. I have already dodged a bullet with a "nice girl" I was chatting with online. Then she suddenly started this weird insecure bit where they demanded to see screenshots from my phone to "prove" I was not chatting with anyone else. As we were still in the very early initial texting phase after meeting online; ofcourse I was texting others as well. We were like 15-20 texts in when the screenshot demand came up. I blocked her.

[@susannairisastarte5192]

What ? I would never even think of that???

[@5Demona5]

That's "many months into toxic relationship" behavior 😂😂😂

[@daanwilmer]

As a trans girl who's trying Stéphanie as her new name, this intro made me absolutely, 100%, swoon and melt and feel all the feelings. Thank you Click! ❤

[@Godmom_by_the_lake]

Stephanie, you have a great taste in names.

[@ThingInTheHall]

you go girliepop

[@blossomrouter4797]

Change your KZbin name

[@allyturner147]

You go, girl! 😘

[@KAW-69]

my teachers name is Stephanie

[@rosalicorvus1720]

FINALLY HEARING MY NAME BEING SMELLED WAS A HARROWING YET DELIGHTFUL EXPERIENCE.

[@larslionheart]

An actual fedora too, not even a trilby

[@Just1Nora]

I thought it was a Panama at first, but it does appear to be felted wool and therefore a fedora.

[@Fionacle]

How can you tell the difference? I don’t know a lot of hat words

[@leafyeevee5939]

​@@FionacleI think it's the brim, a fedora has a wider, more flexible brim while a Trilby curls up in the back

[@Fionacle]

Thank you!

[@inspectorbutters166]

"My body is a temple, now get on your knees and pray." (41:52) Does she realize, people usually pray *inside* temples?

[@Perrcoco]

My body is a temple 🔥🔥🔥

[@Mar_Selcouth]

Depend of the religion, in ancient Greece for example they do it outside, but also in a lot of them praying isn't done on your knees

[@maz9266]

These intros are just getting better and better!

[@tarrantwolf]

He's really into those swords. lol

[@droolingfangirl]

He’s the sweetest goofball ever, lol.

[@dragonfliesnh4204]

I think he does the best intros on the channels I watch. Many of them are also awesome but his are my personal favorite!

[@SeraphimKnight]

My last relationship was so toxic I basically gave up on dating anyone ever again... And honestly, I've never been happier in my life.

[@lemcy1256]

Same. Sadly, but same.

[@susannairisastarte5192]

Me too

[@egg_l0rd13]

Relationships can be great, but choosing not to be in a relationship is just as valid. Don’t let anyone convince you that you need one to be happy!

[@Fran10969]

1:01 I can only imagine the slogan would be something like "Click Therapy. We're the cause and the cure. UwU" You'd never run out of patients.

[@waffles3629]

Lol, that's a great merch idea😂

[@cathleenc6943]

I've seen people be manipulative by threats of self-ending if the other broke up with them. Years ago there was not much you could do, but these days it's taken seriously and you can stop that sort of manipulation real quick by: telling their parents, boss, teacher, or religious leader, or by calling emergency services and report that the person threatened that and then ems or the police will go check on them. They'll probably hate you forever but won't likely say that to you again.

[@gabriellehitchins9182]

It’s really a win/win they are either being manipulative or they might just mean it. In either case it’s good policy to take such threats seriously and act accordingly.

[@MaxToon_Official]

Yes, tiredness in male humans weren't invented until 1946 when william tireman fell asleep for the first time 15:00

[@Pehrgryn]

He had probably just quit smoking unfiltered Chesterfields.

[@dorian417]

"male humans" 😂😂😂 "nice peopleTM" really do talk about the opposite sex like they're aliens

[@Stefanie314]

1:34: new perfume. I'm pleased you noticed.

[@CyberNinja5666]

We need a guessing game where you remove the pronouns from nice guy and nice girl posts to try and guess which one it is

[@Kartoffelkamm]

That could be an idea for a collab.

[@jonny_piratefox]

That would be awesome

[@Ghostfoxkori]

HAHAHHAA

[@dragong33k]

that could be very funny

[@Fionacle]

Make it a game where you compete to see who can guess it first, points work like Kahoot where the faster you get it the more points you get but you get 0 points if it was wrong

[@ShanRenxin]

Really, really hope the fella in the first story sent those texts to the precinct because that person should not have access to guns or be in a position of power!

[@itssteph263]

1:26 Thank you I bought a new shampoo, glad you noticed

[@stephenadams8712]

14:05 people using psychology buzz words I always am reminded of the princess bride meme "You keep using that word I don't think it means what you think it means"

[@AhNee]

Oh, no, that's not burner phones, that's spoofed numbers. You can "spoof" a number and get around being blocked.

[@carinhuber2570]

Google Voice lets you make a new phone number that forwards to your real phone, and hides your real number on outgoing calls and messages.

[@dragonfliesnh4204]

I had my own number spoofed. I know because they called me... Obviously I wasn't going to answer because I wasn't calling myself or even touching my phone!

[@justboardwithlife9947]

40:04 you call a wellness check on them, no and ifs or buts, even if you know it’s a control tactic, treat it like it’s real, don’t ever let someone like that make you feel like it’s your fault if for their decisions.

[@SomeF3lla]

How dare KZbin hide this from me for… *checks notes*… 22 seconds?! The absolute lunacy!

[@j4ck_0ff_j1ll]

absolutely poppycock, balderdash, mumbo jumbo of and algorithm. all click videos should be shown as soon as they are posted

[@SuperHGB]

​@@j4ck_0ff_j1ll Jake English ass vocab

[@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake]

50 minutes

[@dashfire3185]

​@@j4ck_0ff_j1ll Dare I say it to be blasphemy! Insanity! Biased algorithmic cognition setting of undeniable flapdoodle and rot! Bollocks and bunkum!

[@dashfire3185]

Dare I say absolute blasphemy! Insanity! Biased algorithmic cognition setting of undeniable flapdoodle and rot! Bollocks and bunkum!

[@Nebulon2010]

With the threesom question pick one of the bros, it completely throws em off guard.

[@erinhaury5773]

This is the only correct answer. 😂

[@susannairisastarte5192]

Some of us are bi ❤😊

[@cheddarcheezit2647]

This lmaoooooo

[@StarWizardGanymede]

I'd choose my husband's Instagram icon and tell him he's twice the man of anyone else on that site. But then he'd never ask me this kind of thing, because HE'S NOT TWELVE YEARS OLD.

[@thebosshouse]

That's how I initially found out my husband had a crush on me. 10/10 would recommend 😏

[@krishaunafisher]

3:18 if she used her job resources for that he should report her because thats illegal

[@ookamiblade6318]

From watching a former cop talk about being a cop, she weirdly fits in to cop culture….so if she actually faced consequences it would be because she’s a woman not because what she’s doing is illegal…. Not saying that she should get away with it, just pointing out ting out it’s not atypical cop behavior.

[@waffles3629]

​@@ookamiblade6318 yeah, I saw at least one comment calling it out for being fake because she was too stupid to be real, but have they not heard the stories about American cops? I mean hell, in a town nearish me a cop mistook a fire hydrant for an armed toddler, and unloaded his entire gun into it **in broad daylight** and still kept his job. PS- to anybody who think it sounds to stupid to be real, I'm aware how insane this sounds, I didn't believe it until I saw the video.

[@doclewis8927]

Not a very good cop if she's putting her threats in writing. I hope that person sends that to her station so they can see that she was drinking right before a shift. That's a liability waiting to happen for that police department.

[@EricaMalarkey]

I'm all for the incel logic vs femcel logic video! It's eerie how much alike they are

[@ookamiblade6318]

And yet they don’t want each other because when they see their behavior play out on someone not them they have enough distance to realize it’s terrible and somehow the total lack of self awareness to reflect on themselves.

[@meli1306-t9s]

40:25 I had an ex like this who tried to control me with guilt and tried the whole, 'I'll off myself if you leave me' thing when I was a teenager. I was in that crappy relationship for 5 years before I figured out it was a control tactic. I finally told him the last time that if he really feels that way, I would reach out to someone, like the police, so he can get some help. He stopped, swore at me, and all but admitted that it was a ruse to keep me around. I moved to another town and blocked him. It was one of the best decisions I ever made. I'm now happily married and been with my spouse for 10 years.

[@maironelfstone896]

When Click enters with a sword you know it's gonna be a good intro

[@DonnaLang42rockglobally]

The "cycle path" reference brings to mind something I overheard at work: two coworkers were talking about a television character and one of them said, "He's a really smart guy - he's got a photogenic memory." Somehow I stayed quiet, but inside I was murmuring. "Photographic... the word you want is 'photographic'... as in 'photographic memory'." Then again, maybe this character has a really beautiful mind. 🤷‍♀

[@LoMaLouis]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY: NICE GUYS™ VS NICE GIRLS™

[@theo6741]

Ok grandpa

[@a.j.outlaster1222]

39:07 For anyone curious, This is the Narcissist's Prayer, By Dayna Craig. ( That didn't happen. And if it did, it wasn't that bad. And if it was, that's not a big deal. And if it is, that's not my fault. And if it was, I didn't mean it. And if I did, you deserved it. )

[@Rose13]

I think this is the first time youtube actually told me there was an actual video that just dropped. Wild

[@zeearts9484]

Fr

[@John_Weiss]

5:00 He could probably send the entire chat to the chief of police, followed by, "I will be getting a lawyer," will likely get her fired very, _very quickly,_ even her in 'Murica.

[@Insertia_Nameia]

I mean or the one at around 15:47, it's a flag but not really a red flag. I'm a single mom and I've seen plenty of men say they don't want anymore kids or that they have zero interest in another man's kids and won't date single moms. I just move on. Really isn't an issue to me. Just like I wouldn't date a man that doesn't want kids. I don't puh men I date to be a step dad (I've had bfs that never even met my kids,) but if it is a serious relationship that might become long term, kids are part of the package.

[@JenniSeven7]

Yes, and if a single parent is like, “I have no bandwidth for more kids than my own, but if you are a childless person who wants to date me and maybe join our family, that could be a good fit,” that’s legit. It’ll narrow your dating pool significantly, but it’s not an asshole move. Pretending to accept their kids when you actually never will and know you emotionally just can’t is the asshole move.

[@Pancake_Nix]

I actually didn't find that one to be unhinged at all. It was an honest question and a very honest explanation. Thinking about it again, I say it's actually completely *hinged.* Not everyone is willing to admit that and while I don't have kids myself, I can see why a parent would have a special bond with their own children and feel that they just can't have the same bond with their non-biological kid(s). Kinda funny I was actually thinking about something similar yesterday and in my case, I wouldn't even be the one to carry a literal human being inside me for 9 months. So yea, it's a totally legit query and she's being upfront about it without any BS. I can understand why it could come across as harsh at first glance, but she sounds like a decent human being to me.

[@collapsingwavefunction_.3356]

YES give us femcel v incel Battle Royale Dear Mister Clicky Thicky Wicky! Although ironic that "incel" was coined by a woman going through it and now has become... this...

[@girlshapedbox]

I guess those psych evals that applicants go through before being accepted into cop training are super useful

[@sandyhenderson441]

The most convincing actor in the world is a psychopath who thinks you might get him what he can't get unaided...

[@ookamiblade6318]

They’re done by psychologists who interact daily with cops…. Her behavior is not atypical for cop culture who have high rates of spousal abuse and alcoholism…..she’s pretty much ‘one of the boys’ so if they’re prioritizing making it in the work environment she actually fits the bill.

[@darkstarr984]

My brother failed it, allegedly because he was “too intelligent” and frankly, it’s probably because he’s prone to questioning authority. Not as much as I do, but he’s also extremely pragmatic which I don’t think cops tend to be. At least not most of the ones I’ve met (detectives seem to all be pragmatic).

[@JanetteChanning]

@@darkstarr984Cap

[@cheddarcheezit2647]

​@@darkstarr984 Yeah, that was probably in the US, we have a horrifying amount of places where police recruiters place a MAXIMUM limit on IQ, not MINIMUM... fml

[@Show_Love_Serina]

As a recovered "pick me" who nearly married "nice girls", this isn't talked about enough. Thank you! 🙏🏻

[@melaniehansen6236]

If certain people complain about "ugly people" looking at them, they should stop looking in their mirror.

[@Akikai.2]

I love how click's recent posts have the theme that men can be on the same end of the same issues women face it's so cool how he acknowleges that

[@saralaudicina7913]

Haven't even watched yet, but I'm a private freelance teacher with the worst cough EVER and today I had to cancel three lessons (out of four) because doing just one of them led to an awful cough fit, so long story short thank you Cliccy for dragging my brain away from the thought of not working and therefore not earning money plus some good ol' imposter syndrome because yeah, I guess real teachers don't get the freaking cold.

[@Meggzilla]

I feel your pain. I taught science and robotics and try to stay calm. The money will be made back again, bills WILL get paid, and you truly GOT this. Honey is good for throats. Suck that little bear dry... Ok, it sounds dirty... I'm not apologizing though. The little plastic bear filled with honey... DRAIN IT!! It'll help your throat. I am upset about work today also, but bills are going to get paid and Christmas is coming and I'm gonna make it. So are you. We're gonna make it.

[@angeline6477]

Hope you feel better soon! Make sure to take care of yourself as best you can. Everyone in every profession gets sick sometimes. I'm sure you're a great teacher! You got this!

[@susannairisastarte5192]

Real humans get sick. Hope you get well soon. The office where I work is like a warehouse. No windows. Nearly Everyone at my job has been sick,

[@saralaudicina7913]

@susannairisastarte5192 I have been working with some school teachers with small children, and we all know that kids are full of literally any type of virus and bacteria, so I shouldn't be too surprised, I suppose.

[@thedarkshine4409]

It reminded me that my ex once saw me being happy and he didn't like that so he manipulated me to think that I cheated on him. I didn't, in fact, he cheated on me.

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

I think I know that guy - he’s a pr1ck.

[@crowdemon_archives]

Ah, the good old classic - *projection*

[@CyberweaverVT]

How dare KZbin hide this from me for half a minute

[@GetSoupedSoHard]

It's only been 24 seconds, chill

[@Humanitymandude]

Half a minute? You got off easy, i was kept from this for a minute!!

[@jaxthetrans2885]

2mins it was hidden from me 😢

[@vellathewench]

2 minutes from me. How dare they!

[@alexiswagner5388]

4 minutes for me 😞😢

[@solveigsonntag5724]

Me *hyped up by the thought that Mark might say my name out in a video* Me then *disappointed, because my name is super rare where I live* Me right after *happy, because I just realized that „Solveig“ is a Scandinavian name so he might actually say it* Me in the next moment *frightened, as I have realized that the Swedish find the weirdest ways to pronounce my name*

[@lazyvincy13666]

43:53 They probably liked it cause “cycle path” is fricking hilarious. I’m naming my ESD that when I get it. (Cy for short)

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

In Germany, bike lanes are called "Fahrradweg". That can literally be translated as cycle path.

[@iantaakalla8180]

Me when I want to meme about a particularly winding German bike path (it would translate to that meme about being a cycle path)

[@Javabeanlatte]

Idk what ESD stands for so I read it as estranged daughter 😭

[@janemiettinen5176]

@@Javabeanlatte emotional support demon :)

[@JanetteChanning]

@@iantaakalla8180THIS TWISTED FUCKING CYCLE PATH

[@nikk-named]

17:28 honestly, I'd legit be interested in a collection of those. stories of people recovering from bigoted/asshole ways are one of the key pillars of hope for me. Nothing makes me more hopeful than knowing that people can and do change for the better.

[@waffles3629]

Same. Then again I kinda have my own story because I was raised to be strictly pro "life", as in no abortions **no matter what*,* and now I'm staunchly pro choice. And sadly I truly mean no matter what, though I never bought the "if you die, you die" extreme.

[@dragonpluscatequalsdrat]

'Holy insecurities, Batman!' 😂 Appreciated this as someone binging the old Batman shows and currently obsessed with the franchise in general. OG Dick Grayson was a delight =)

[@cheddarcheezit2647]

Ooh, got any recommendations?

[@John_Weiss]

27:10 This guy seriously needs to think about getting a restraining order against this girl. She's giving off stalker vibes.

[@tatiana4050]

4:10 just normal cop behaviour.

[@JanetteChanning]

L

[@matheussanthiago9685]

Found the bootlicker

[@erikaronska1096]

"Speed-running a toxic relationship" I love the perfect explanations you come up with!

[@SCP-1375]

39:10 This sounds like the narcissists prayer to me. "That didn't happen" "And if it did, it was not that bad" "And if it was, that is not a big deal" "And if it is, then it is not my fault" "And if it was, I did not mean it" "And if I did, you deserve it"

[@lucialma]

3:44 lmaooooo homegirl actually pulled out the “naked man” move from How I Met Your Mother lmfaoooooo did she miss the part where slapstick comedy is not supposed to be actual dating advice for real life???

[@hemanthkurthamile4330]

I know people who treated the playbook as some kind of holy grail😅 it‘s insane

[@floreya67]

Yeah I immediately thought of that, what an unhinged thing to!

[@cringe_content_]

Those intros are definitely becoming more unhinged, and im here for it! 🎉

[@adiarainfoster]

the one early on with the lady cop doesn't surprise me. I saw another video of a cop who had been stalking his ex and used his authority to rip her out of her car and hold her in a headlock, telling people around him that she was having a mental health episode and he arrested her. I don't know what happened after, but I don't think he was punished much for it. I tried to find the exact video but my search brought up dozens of examples of cops stalking their exes and using their power to track them, run background checks, pull over, arrest, etc. It's extremely common it seems. it's usually men doing it but not surprising that there's some crazy women out there taking part too.

[@obsidianstar9089]

YOUTUB REALLY THOUGHT THEY COULD HOLD ME AWAY FROM CLICCY WICCY THICCY FOR 28 WHOLE MINUTES🙄🙄😤😤

[@cathleenc6943]

The hair tie trap would be hilarious if the guy had long hair and then responded with "it must be mine, I wear them when I work out."

[@lijuanzhou6971]

Or „Strange, none of the women I slept with wore a hair tie“. Since trying to start drama would be the end of the relationship anyway and this kind of person won‘t make the break-up easy, why not have fun with it?

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

Here to spread some positivity! I got a lead role in my school musical!!! Anyway, how are all of you doing? Feel free to rant, talk about hyperfixations, anything! Don’t forget to take your meds, drink water, eat something (if you haven’t already), and take care of yourself! I love you and I hope you have an amazing day ❤ This comment is a safe space for you and you deserve to feel loved and accepted 😊

[@sirius767]

Okay I got great news from my bf a couple days ago and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it soooo I'll just share it with you guys! So me and bf are both 14. He lives in the US and I live in Sweden. We've been together for ~4 months now (yippie!!) and the long distance is kinda shitty yk. But you know what? He found a school in sweden for when he gets out of high school! WE CAN CUDDLEE TOGETHER (WITH BLÅHAJ OFC) AND I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY FKXJTJKDNDLELFN Anywayyyssss his parents don't like long distance but I told my mom about him yesterday and she's happy, she also said she kinda expected it lmao. The original plan was that he would visit when he turns 18 and when his parents can't stop him anymore. But now we will be able to celebrate christmas together, go on dates, have him meet my family and just everything couples do. We are even thinking of asking my parents if he could live here in my house in a couple years when it's time for that. I know they're gonna absolutly adore him (they always wanted a son lol) just like I do! Oh and btw, Kane, if you see this, YOU LOOK SO SCRUMPTIOULITIUS MY LITTLE CRISPY GREMLIN BABYGOWRL (oh and babe, can you buy be an esd for christmas too?:3)

[@verynsawyer1413]

@@sirius767 I just want to say I'm happy for you! I'm sure you get plenty of people telling you not to expect too much since you're so young, but your youth shouldn't take away from the happiness you're feeling! I wish the best for you both

[@samuelbarber6177]

Cool

[@sirius767]

@verynsawyer1413 Yeah, and I'm very aware that relationships at my age usually don't last for a lifetime. But I think the love we have currently is worth it even if it doesn't last long. He's so supportive and helping me to become a better version of myself. He was a great support after the political debate I had in school. (5 people, my bullies, against me. on the transgender "politics" in america. I was on the side of trans folks and got the last word. Destroyed them with facts. I'm proud of that lol) but also my sh, self ending thoughts, depression, trauma, anxiety, and my eating disorder. He's really mature and intelligent too, so we match perfectly! I hope we, agains most odds, last forever

[@verynsawyer1413]

@@sirius767 that’s a great way to look at it; it doesn’t have to last forever to be worth it right now. I hope you two can make a lifetime together work because you sound great together! I wish you the best on your mental health journey, as someone who also experiences severe depression and anxiety, I know how hard it can be at times. It’s great to know your bf is helping you with that, and I hope you have support from your family and friends too. You certainly have support from me! Also as a trans man, I love that you were able to roast those guys on that subject!

[@Shinde425]

Videos like these remind me how people who don’t have any leverage really don’t know they don’t have any leverage. They go from begging for forgiveness to making demands as if that’s gonna work.

[@verynsawyer1413]

I feel like I've developed a sixth sense for when the click releases a video. This is the third video where I've gone "hey isn't it about time for a new Click video?" then go to his channel to see a video posted less than an hour ago lol

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

12:12 She watches too many movies thinking "possessive melodramatic villain" = true romance. Also, Click voice acted that really well! You should narrate audiobooks Clickie! Your character voices are amazing!

[@shotthelucky]

My partner asked me the brain swap question once; I had a perfect answer they weren’t expecting: Blindfold us both then do the one with his brain

[@Uffda.]

Or “They’re my ex for a reason.”

[@shotthelucky]

@ LMAO YEAH

[@TetsuDeinonychus]

I would just keep asking questions about the whole situation until they drop the subject. So wait, is there like a mad scientist involved in this? Or is this more like a "Freaky Friday" magic mind-swap thing? The "Freaky Friday" scenario is usually a way for the swapped characters to learn things about each other, so what would you and my ex need to learn about each other? If your physical brains were swapped, assuming you both survived the process, wouldn't you need time to adjust to each others bodies before anything like that? Why would you and my ex both agree to this? If you didn't agree to it, does this mean you were both kidnapped by the mad scientist or whatever? Wouldn't that mean you both have bigger things to worry about than which combination I'd rather have sex with? So would you swap back afterwards? Am I still me, or am I swapping bodies with someone too? But, for some reason, nobody asks me about bullshit made-up scenarios...

[@jase_allen]

25:02 She just revealed **exactly** why she's so suspicious of her significant other. People who have or at least are open to cheating on their spouse often assume their spouse would cheat on them as well. I've seen it several times in toxic relationships in which one spouse is supper controlling because they assume the other is cheating. It would later get revealed that the controlling/jealous spouse had already cheated or planned on doing so.

[@ryurineko]

you could call the Femcel vs incel video "Cels in a cell"

[@judithflavigny4470]

THAT. Is pure genius 👏

[@adrianhalstead2912]

The scariest thing about the first girl was that she was a cop. A literal cop.

[@westdoesthings146]

i watch click videos during animation class and i just found out that my teacher can see anyone's screens through his monitor if he wants, mostly to figure out computer problems. He may be concerned

[@NJRDC]

The best thing to come out of the Illuminaughtii debacle was being introduced to the Click and HiImWonder.

[@Ihavenopie]

watching click reminds me of when you pull on a christmas cracker and you win and when you look inside the half you so valiantly fought for there it is, the perfect paper crown, aka the click, the perfect crown in the box of ripped ones 👑

[@JenniSeven7]

Is this… some sort of regional Christmas tradition?

[@cheddarcheezit2647]

​@@JenniSeven7 Maybe, I've never heard of it, but seems fun!

[@Ihavenopie]

@JenniSeven7 if u never heard of it u sure are missing outtt omggg, i live in wales and its a megaaa popular christmas tradition for over dinner

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

7:40 Click demonstrates what "intense" is. 🤣

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

35:06 Idk why but Click reading the shoe picture as "SHOE" in that emphatic announcement tone was pretty funny lol. Like he was an announcer announcing the name of a pro wrestler to a screaming crowd. 😆

[@najrenchelf2751]

The "hello there, you poor sucker" caught me so off guard, oh my god! XD

[@stephaniedavis9369]

It finally happened! Click smelled me 😂

[@lilikitty6764]

I found Click on my feed last week and watched on a whim because I needed background noise... and then proceeded to just watch his videos every day for my entire shift. I just think he's funny and wholesome. (Also I just really like his voice - the intros make my brain happy) This is now my comfort food that keeps me going through my workday.

[@Dan-id8qh]

4:59 call the poli- Wait nvm don't call the police...

[@Kartoffelkamm]

Actually, _do_ call the police; she's likely still in probation, and cops always have some bad things to hide under the rug, so firing a rookie for what the veterans have been doing for years is good publicity.

[@Peachiie_Keen]

I can never understand people who drunkenly seek spicy escapades. Like I can assure you, randomly messaging someone as you smell of alcohol and being an overall mess is not attractive to most sober and sane people. Especially, with a personality like that.

[@missshaolina7286]

The one that basically went “a guy asked me out and I said no and he didn’t try again. Why didn’t he try again?” Went to my angry place. I don’t have a car so I’m constantly getting hit on on the bus. I’m a lesbian so it’s just annoying and almost all the time they don’t take no as an answer If you want to accepta date, just accept it from the beginning. Playing games is childish. Plus just spreads toxic ideas to validate that a woman’s no is not really no

[@callmelafey1842]

"what's up with nice girls being homophobic" and that's what we call "patriarchy isn't good for anyone" ;) on the serious note, yeah, those are two sides of a one coin

[@dre1978]

Started a new job this week and I'm already butting heads with my boomer boss, I really needed Click therapy 😭😂

[@PenguinLord10]

42:52 This man broke his leg and still managed to dodge a bullet. Very impressive.

[@Suited_Nat]

5:49 and call you slurs!! Such a nice woman 😂😭😭

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

She’s delightful !!! 😂😭

[@foolsenigma]

The reason that people who say they hate drama tend to also constantly be in the middle of drama is because its not the drama they hate, its the consequences.

[@animekittykitty]

"Girl Boss Click isn't real. They can't hurt yo--" Girl Boss Click bursts into the room and offers therapy classes.

[@ann18o96]

Therapy Click: "Nice girl click isn't real, she can't hurt you" Viewer: "Thanks, I finally stopped having nightmares!" Therapy Click: "No, wait!" puts wig on and draws sword "YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME, I NEED TO MAKE MORE MONEY OFF THIS!!"

[@haddib]

Where's the link to Click therapy? Where's the freaking link Mark!?

[@stephnicole3078]

As a Stephanie who was just listening to this in the background as I cooked dinner, that intro took me aback 😂 But I continued my cooking more confident than before so thanks for that 😬

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

Omg Cliccy 😻 that intro is weirdly hot- *jumpscare lady transformation* …Nevermind, I’m the Sahara now.