I wasted 3 weeks of my life finding Castlevania's hottest monster | Unraveled

[@jitespol1795]

They come from real mythology. *10 minutes later* Hyena With Gun.

[@ianbyrne465]

That’s my mythology

[@arandompieceofinternettras6461]

Ian Byrne *religion

[@edo7ensei390]

That hyena can GET IT

[@WadeTheWilsonTV]

What, you never heard of the legendary Big Bang Hyena of Saskatoon? Read a book, bruh!

[@fickminne]

The hyenamonsters are part of the Were monsters.. And those exist in several folklores around the globe..

[@elid6577]

“i really do think we should include hyena with gun.” this is the funniest sentence i have ever heard

[@redshepherd32]

"I'm not naming my son nairb" is a close second for me

[@cornerficus4513]

Hyena with gun, nairb, and just being reminded of the skyrim episode are worth watching this video alone

[@jennyinutil2018]

Also "that hyena can GET IT"

[@Snorkyuu]

Time stamp PLEASE

[@sand__witch]

@@Snorkyuu 12:05 for hyena with gun and 11:34 for Nairb. BONUS: 5:46 for twink and twunk.

[@sabbyblue]

"If someone comes up to me and introduces themself to me as Duke Mirage, my pants are already off." -Brian David Gillbert

[@charlieannwexler8441]

Honestly mood

[@MrFlip2247]

I hope someone meets him at a con and does this

[@mushroom5606]

me

[@mrvaporiz]

This was a mood

[@joeyfromschool]

Safety Fan a Bureaucratic Wunderkind, The Lewd Improvisation-Man, Brian David Gilbert

[@TheBurkissWay]

Fun fact: outside of BDG's Brendan Fraser joke, mummies do have a strong history in sexiness. Many of the earliest mummy novels were about male Egyptologists reviving the spirits of sexy Egyptian queens. In some respects, the mummy as resurrected exotic temptress was the more prevalent trope until Universal made the Boris Karloff movie in 1932.

[@lokiawriter8077]

how fascinating!

[@brianstryker4536]

Are you saying Karloff WASNT a sexy temptress?!

[@hehe-dl3pr]

well i mean Rami Malek in Night at the Museum???

[@МаксимЖуков-я2н]

Can you recommend some?

[@justrusty8399]

As they should

[@charlie6658]

“...they come from real mythology and folklore” ah yes, my favorite mythological creature, Hyena With Gun

[@loginyes3745]

Have you not heard the legend of hyena with gun

[@smugumin3448]

I mean, have you ever seen a hyena with a gun in real life?

[@loginyes3745]

@@smugumin3448 yes, and it was very nice.

[@darroth42]

That's some texas-ass folklore right there, my friend.

[@aarondawal9037]

Maybe it's just a furry with a rifle

[@fidget0227]

Brian saying “Anything unique can be sexy” is a lack of self-awareness of his own entire existence it’s adorable

[@Draukagrissah]

*Adorkable

[@chasedalton6579]

I can't tell if you're arguing that BDG isn't sexy or if you're saying he doesn't know he's sexy but either way you're very wrong.

[@buddyboog6661]

Anyone that I talk to does not understand the pure adoration I feel for this man, he is pure perfection and I will scream about it from the rooftops

[@user-oy6hk1gn7l]

@@buddyboog6661 He is the soul reason that I now have a thing for moustaches

[@andrewoxford1322]

@@chasedalton6579 wait, so he knows he's sexy??

[@yourconscious]

Clearly a siren called to Brian, that's why he threw himself into the sea.

[@Thehipsteremo]

You have the most beautiful yet terrifying profile picture I've ever seen, thank you.

[@ploppyjr2373]

Thehipsteremo it’s just terrifying.

[@Owen.Fallon]

You think he needs a reason to dive into the abyss, the murky blue, the end, the beginning, the sea

[@Silverwind87]

I wonder how she attracted him. My guess is she promised him the secrets of Kirby.

[@mitochondria6247]

@@Silverwind87 No, she just told him she was making the live action Waluigi game.

[@vicentefernandez9084]

People rave about BDG's "natural hotness", but ain't nothing misterious about it. The man knows how to properly use the word "myriad". I would marry this man in a second.

[@ChadKakashi]

Clearly we define hotness differently.

[@vicentefernandez9084]

@@ChadKakashi Clearly, Chad, clearly we do.

[@jackbubblegum]

Myriad, nice

[@heatherrockwell9012]

Are you Heather Chandler...?

[@AbsolXGuardian]

How do you feel about fans of the locked tomb series who all know the precise definition of the word myriad, because the books' are established as taking place "a myriad of years" since the world ended

[@megslug]

this really is just a 15min long video of bdg exposing his kinks to the world huh

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

After griffin's vore kink I think most of us are numb to it

[@juwebles4352]

Hyena with gun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Tulip_bip]

looks like he loves muscly dudes

[@RR_4270]

@@juwebles4352 ppp0

[@garrettbates9124]

As well as showing how bisexual he is

[@joshisaur]

"man beast comes in two forms: _twink_ and _twUNK"_ IM SCRREAMinG

[@havocspiral]

im just hoshin.u _twuNK_

[@settixfire4592]

I literally read this comment as he was saying this(Yes I am a year in the future, no it is not going well)

[@jimbo_13]

I looked away for a few moments at that point so was Googling 'castlevania twink and twunk' before I realized that... there was no possible way that was the actual name of the monsters...

[@heathenpotato]

“...born from the ground where hanged men bleed” honestly sounds like a Hozier lyric, which is further proof that Alura Une is, in fact, the sexiest Castlevania monster.

[@idontneedaname318]

Absolutely a Hozier lyric

[@ZBreezee-nb2rl]

Absolutely a Lust Flower that needs to *Consume Human Flesh*

[@insanitygaming1526]

Incorrect we all know it to be hyena with a gun

[@emilysmith2965]

If the heavens ever did speak, she’s the last true mouthpiece… every Sunday’s getting more bleak, from the ground where hanged men bleed…. TAKE ME TO CHURCH

[@nickcariglio8228]

It also works as part of a fresh prince of theme song parody.

[@Jeevesie1988]

I love that after several years I can watch this again and find new joyous moments, like Brian almost cracking up when he says "Twink and Twunk" but the camera cutting JUST in time.

[@countcain]

He was just way too proud of that line 😂

[@bees4106]

5:45

[@EmIdc]

5:46 “man beast comes in two forms, twink and twunk” so you with and without a mustache

[@insertcheesypunhere]

um twink and daddy

[@soullesstomato1669]

which one is twink and which one is twunk

[@EmIdc]

@@soullesstomato1669 twink is without stache

[@mayochupenjoyer]

I DIED at that

[@Silverwind87]

Twunk Brian is the sleazy bed salesman BDG from the buy my bed video.

[@gabrielblanchard3921]

There are other parts I laugh a lot harder at, but the raw power of saying "In the Japanese version, he's called 'Soccer Boy!'" and then giving *no follow-up explanation whatsoever* is probably the thing I admire most here

[@detectivesky6123]

do you want context, because i can give context-

[@pinkusdean1178]

@@detectivesky6123 yes please!

[@detectivesky6123]

@@pinkusdean1178 Yorick kicks around its severed skull like a soccer ball

[@jannickesselink3912]

@@detectivesky6123 huh.... i liked just soccer boy more

[@juliereno4873]

There was also a famous Japanese racehorse in the 80s named Soccer Boy; maybe that has something to do with it?

[@morganward2361]

Every time I watch one of these videos I can only think about “that polygon twink has gotten too powerful”

[@addsend]

Omg yes

[@guwon1864]

twink man has become powerful

[@Flowtail]

i disrespectfully disagree, Brian David Gilbert, Safety Fan and Wunderkin, can never be too powerful

[@imeantherearethedarktownsy5210]

run whïle you still can

[@heliveruscalion9124]

@@Flowtail Beurocratic Wunderkind*

[@spillfish4327]

It’s been 4 years and “that hyena can GET it” is still the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

[@samjensen392]

I am in no way, shape, or form familiar with Castlevania, but Brian David Gilbert is a powerful motivator

[@admiralofcuteness]

Hey, don't ditch the necromancers! They've literally got romance in their name!

[@lackofcreativity4829]

Ah yes the nec romance is legendary

[@999murimdumplings]

Barry "the lover" Bluejeans is a necromancer and he deserves better than this

[@TheDonutMan3000]

Gimme that *_necc_*

[@temporaltoast9692]

Necro romance! *Call the police!*

[@yurigouveawagner9432]

"necro" "mancers"?? more like "neck" "romancers". don't kink shame them! they just like hickeys

[@ControleDois]

1 HOUR VIDEO OR RIOT

[@paulofigado]

Você por aqui?

[@brug6110]

Ill cry if he does and if he doesnt

[@FlorescentInk]

1 HOUR VIDEO OR RIOT

[@chago5624]

Y E S

[@IchiHishi]

Peraí, Controle Dois. Vá devaaaaaaar, homi... uauahuhuahuah

[@likeapro4242]

I feel like the suggestion of picking the hottest character was less of a reasonable suggestion and more of a panicked idea so that Brian wouldn’t jump into the ocean

[@jodyjansa3207]

“I’m going to throw myself into the sea” “Who chooses to be born? … who chooses?” I don’t think BDG was okay 😂

[@allinairhanson6886]

if you ever thought he was okay then you haven't watched a single one of his videos "unraveled" is less about the media being unraveled and more about BDG being untraveled.

[@ExtraVictory]

@@allinairhanson6886 you don't have to insult the guy, I'm sure he's traveled plenty

[@Stardust20741]

“I don’t need any more req to be afraid of myself in the mirror. 5:40

[@unamericano]

12:07 the way he says “Hyena w/gUN” will always get me

[@Gorgon2390]

Truly a masterpiece

[@lightningcolond]

hyena with GuUu~Nnnnn

[@MycelianNetwork]

I think about this too much

[@saulo4302]

"Hyena with gUuh-en."

[@rachelcantread7001]

Then proceading with "That hyena can *GET* it!"

[@aidansilber2028]

If I ever meet Brian in real life I'm gonna say "Hey I'm Duke Mirage."

[@TheForgottenGodLurks]

DO IT COWARD

[@Margar02]

I gave this comment its 1,000th like

[@SamanthaLaurier]

But I WANT the hour-long lecture on mythology

[@SamJ.J.]

I've definitely watched hour long videos on less interesting topics.

[@reidroche267]

I want it so bad

[@genericname2747]

Brian please, we're all nerds here

[@henrygrey7857]

No you dont

[@icicubesgaming2876]

Pleaaaase!!!

[@bcbc6335]

I’m sorry, but learning that I am “Castlevania: Waltz of Anxiety” feels like personal attack. Accurate, but still painful

[@greensun0008]

mood, mine was jazz solo of angst

[@chimneybill9651]

I am a ‘Minuet of Apprehension’ forevermore.

[@Morzansdaughter]

My sister's is "Castlevania: Jazz Solo of Angst" and it's pretty accurate... Mine is "Waltz of Angst" and I feel your pain

[@gregochego1567]

I am *Castlevania Jazz Solo of Frightenment*

[@dacianbuzlea]

Better than "Jazz solo of Sadness"

[@kaiomanuel1883]

"If someone introduces to me as Duke Mirage, my pants are already off" I can relate to that in a very deep, sexual way and I'm not proud of it

[@digilici951]

i’d prefer Duchess Mirage but like yeah

[@kaiomanuel1883]

@@digilici951 Me: *laughs in bisexual language*

[@Imadethiswithoutpermission-v3f]

I am! 😁😁😁😁😁

[@Pomudachi]

*I WANT THAT HOUR LONG MYTHOLOGY LECTURE RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN!*

[@twentyonealiens2910]

LETS START A PETITION

[@jodah_eternal]

You have my signature

[@ohno2462]

... mine too...

[@inskeeprulerable]

Same here.

[@falpsdsqglthnsac]

I’d sign that

[@rhinopoley]

“Castlevania: Jazz Solo of Difficult Talks” This sounds like a weirdly themed self-help audiobook

[@plant3341]

Studying playlist name

[@SamyulDavis]

Please never stop these the format will literally never get old

[@TheFartsandCrapsShow]

True that.

[@vilaioking]

*can't ruin 666th like*

[@mattymoore1107]

SamyulDavis didn’t think I’d see you here

[@lavender3987]

Well this didn’t age well

[@rocaydran]

ive got some bad news for you bud,,

[@gregorychizhikov5587]

Alternative title: Brian talks about his fetishes for fifteen minutes straight

[@eiaboca1]

Who knew he was a feeder?

[@sweesbees]

he’s not into toilet stuff though

[@TheZanzibarMan]

We could have had an hour of this...

[@Brainwashed101]

@@eiaboca1 I guess I have to watch it, since the "Bone Dragon" thing led me to think he was somehow pro-ana

[@elijahdage5523]

1. Bones 2. Lizards 3. Names 4. Candles 5. Mushroom

[@Biscotum]

"You should be wary of anyone who builds their personality around swords." Me, a fencing and HEMA enthusiast: Sweating

[@avacatherine5646]

I know that feeling

[@calcifer6142]

hehe same

[@AidanXavier1]

It's one thing to build your personality around swords. It's another thing to legitimately know how to use them (as well as being athletic)

[@ehermenegildo827]

Me, a stage combat teacher, dnd player, and avid blade enthusiast: oh nO

[@jaxryz_380]

Elizabeth Hermenegildo we appear to be the same person

[@abigail4569]

Me facing the smallest of challenges every day: "I am going to throw myself into the sea" (1:10)

[@thebettertee]

b r e a d

[@WildcardZwei]

Brian, I've watched this over 10x and you've lured me into a false sense of security every time. Damn you and your impenetrable charisma.

[@formerly_human]

*It just keeps working, no matter how many times i watch, i just keep falling for it*

[@Myoldusernamewasevenmorecringe]

Let's be real here. The sexiest monster is Brian.

[@Feltorum]

My title is: “Overture of Anxiety” My sibling’s title is: “Sonata of Depression”

[@emeryjem]

I'm overture of depression 🤣🤣🤣

[@magiciansapprentice9230]

Hey all, "recitative of difficult talks with your father" here!

[@AnUnfortunatePotato]

Funky, also Overture of Anxiety!

[@RCSDominoToppling]

Minuet of Sadness. It's a little too accurate and I feel personally attacked, lol.

[@shreyanshkumar8680]

I'm Jazz solo of Anxiety xD

[@EpicGamer-kw9cm]

"...but then i remembered Bee Movie" never a good thing to remember always a good thing to quote

[@ongabonga4378]

666 likes ✝️✝️🙅🙅 begone demon

[@jekblom123]

Why is it a thing for people to hate "bee movie" all of a sudden?

[@SamanthaLaurier]

The Ukoback is literally just "I got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it?"

[@GreatFernicus]

And the answer is YES

[@bigbadblob]

Now do which Kirby enemy would taste the best.

[@AllisonIsLivid]

Oh HECK!

[@juneguts]

wOAH

[@whoisspark3281]

there are more kirby enemies than castlevania enemies it would take a month to do

[@AllisonIsLivid]

Not if you cut out the ones that don't taste good.

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

This is genius.

[@temporalCaster]

2 years later and I still want Brian to lecture me on mythology, and I also still don't understand what he meant when he warned against looking up Rycuda

[@patrickistruck]

i just looked it up and PLEASE DO NOT LOOK IT UP OH GOD

[@silverrust2451]

@@patrickistruck i'm gonna look it up-

[@vallenthedragon8411]

@@silverrust2451 vore. That's it just vore. Yeah, honestly I expected worse. Definitely not good, but I expected worse.

[@silverrust2451]

@@vallenthedragon8411 oh that isn't so bad. at least considering the fanfic i've read

[@bulletmonkeyxp]

@@silverrust2451 i was also curious, and found nothing

[@sethp8947]

"I'm not gonna name my son Nairb" Yes you are.

[@mandalorianmanic9525]

Coming back here after a few years and still haunted by the chaos that was Markiplier's Smash/Pass of the Pokedex, and suddenly I want Mark to do the same to the Castlevania bestiary...

[@iamclueless6398]

Ah yes, that classic quote. _"Alas, poor Soccer Boy."_

[@RekoTheProducer]

I kicked him well...

[@squidneyyg]

a man of infinite... goals..?

[@zoetv2170]

I laugh so hard every time I remember this quote

[@fandomfollower5247]

Fuckin 666 likes...

[@thecactuscat01]

I have found my people.

[@OkamiSykan]

Probably gonna get lost in the comments, but I wanted to show appreciation for the fact that Brian pronounced "Chile", "Mapuche" and "Chon Chon" correctly and represented them really well what with their metamorphosed head leaving their body behind as they fly. As a Chilean, I love both the inclusion and the fact that he didn't call it Chilly or Chili or made a joke along those lines (which I have had to endure a fair amount of sadly).

[@guyperson650]

Wait, is it soft "e"? Chilly would be soft e and I'm not sure how chilli would sound but I assume the correct way is like chil "eh" otherwise known as soft e

[@veggiebr0th]

@@guyperson650 yeah itd be something like chi-leh

[@aegis_9690]

me siento completamente igual y estoy terriblemente feliz de que siquiera haya investigado BDG te amo

[@anonym3]

As a german I can say that his Alraune was... OK. Not good but really bad.

[@lilacgrace6025]

@Adam Filinovich I feel like many English speakers would rather respect the correct pronunciation of a word then see it as pretentious

[@josephkilker6154]

"The man beast comes in two forms, twink and twunk"

[@benjamingreenwood7370]

All the best man beasts are twinks and twunks.

[@josephkilker6154]

@@benjamingreenwood7370 all man beasts are the best man beasts

[@bowlofpasta8846]

Brian Gilbert comes in two forms, twink and twunk

[@NathanATaylor]

He is always twink untill ots time to twunk 😂😂😂

[@petermarsella6537]

Did you know that the twunks have twinks? And the thwomps have thwimps?

[@straebaseborn983]

Polygon please, after watching Brian's final video with you, my fervent desire for the full lecture has only been stoked by Brian's adorkable snippet of the full Castlevania video. As a mythology enthusiast, the concept of hearing Brian David Gilbert calmly and snarkily discuss the origins of these creatures intrigues me. I beseech you to edit and release the full breakdown, as you would not even require new footage. Sincerely, A fan

[@varsitydanni]

I literally know nothing about Castlevania but if BDG is in it YOU KNOW im there

[@paradoxacres1063]

Same.

[@cheshirei]

Same!

[@saxrendell]

literally me lmao

[@ethanlivemere1162]

I mean Yes

[@Armaan8014]

I was just gonna comment that i don't care about Castlevania but I like watching this guy

[@abigbagofskittles9023]

Discard all of the monsters. You, Brian, are the sexiest

[@jcs6387]

And make no mistake, Brian is, in fact, a sex monster.

[@GoodVibes-nn6gb]

Ezra Lynch Ah Yes, im gay for that

[@camit5153]

Ezra Lynch This is the truth.

[@melodyfuri1004]

But hes to unique so he doesnt fit the criteria

[@aneggsandwich]

He can GET IT

[@AlexHazelton]

"Only try and categorise the hot Castlevania monsters" was definitely Simone's idea

[@digilici951]

i would like this comment but it’s at 69 and i can’t ruin it

[@jamiebullshit]

@@digilici951 someone else ruined it, come back and like it now

[@CampbellWolfe]

He said in an interview it was Tara Long's idea (his boss back when he was still at Polygon)

[@-io.oi-]

@@CampbellWolfe he left?

[@CampbellWolfe]

@@-io.oi- Yeah my dude, he's not been there for ages now, the Pokémon edibility was his last unraveled/stint of time at Polygon - he's doing his own stuff on this personal channel now, some fantastic content, check it out for sure.

[@inferno7892]

"Castlevania: Minuet of difficult talks with your father" "Aw dude I love that one!"

[@Hannah_Em]

I mean, regarding the "no naming your child your name backwards" thing at 11:31... *laughs in having a name that's a palindrome*

[@dianak8656]

Alright hannaH

[@Hannah_Em]

@@dianak8656 Or Han² for short!

[@nebulousboops4985]

@@Hannah_Em you have won this entire comment section.

[@Hannah_Em]

@@nebulousboops4985 *takes a bow, bonks her forehead on her desk, stumbles around dizzily for a moment before slurring a lightly concussed "Ta Da!"*

[@ToastJelly]

*laughs with you in having a name that’s a palindrome* ... *frowns in being named after a MASH character*

[@zeyface6366]

"If you're not attracted to this, you're wrong" Photoshopped my face onto that piece of papper and used it on my tinder profile

[@mr.pancakes6973]

Q how many dates since A yes

[@kevinwillems8720]

Smooth

[@digilici951]

papper

[@zeyface6366]

@@digilici951 Swedish auto correct

[@digilici951]

@@zeyface6366 understandable have a nice day

[@beanstalk7426]

Hello again, Brian. I have come to you once more to provide 3 reasons for why you should consider calculating the amount of calories Kirby has consumed since 1992 (Dream Land). 1) Like most of your videos, this topic would address one of the most perplexing elements of video games: the caloric content of every single character, item, and inhale-able object across every installment of the Kirby franchise. 2) Determining these numbers would allow you to track which games provide the most calories for Kirby and what his metabolic rate might be. If you can determine this, you might be able to explain how he can absorb objects while still being able to retain his perfect form. 3) This final reason is most of all important. On this day 27 years ago, on April 27th, 1992, our pink lord and lovely savior came into being. Your video would not only be a belated appeasement to an all-consuming god, but it would be the only proper gesture of recompense. I write this for your safety, Brian. You are a treasure, invaluable to your viewers and the wider game culture you contribute to. However, I fear you are in danger of the Pink One’s beautiful wrath. In the event that you miss (or ignore) this entreatment, I will post it in every Unraveled video. Your lowly subscriber, Jack P.S. The final-final reason is that I have Kirby's phone number.

[@snugglyhedgehog]

Jack Brady good luck jack

[@taakotuesdays]

Brian he has The Number. Brian give him what he wants. He has The Number Brian you don’t want to be responsible for the Pink One’s wrath

[@Cat-de2xc]

This is the best comment I've seen under these videos so far

[@spottedpelt1256]

i would ask game theory, since brian doesnt so much calculate as he does make like, videos that focus more on like literature as opposed to math

[@folks3864]

We wish you luck, jack.

[@seth-tanner]

Honestly think it would have been hilarious for them to release an April Fool’s video that claimed to be the hour long mythology lecture but was just 62 minutes of literal nothing.

[@pazzieanneknexx809]

I love the "I have a type" in tiny writing at 2:26

[@beano7292]

I.... Castlevania: Impression of Depression

[@madelainewentzel2362]

:O i got that one too

[@alikaci]

August 8th gang gang

[@siragon756]

Not gonna lie, we have a rad Castlevania name

[@marly_goblin_boig4295]

Melody of difficulty talks with your father Why Me

[@brokenchalk1607]

Remind me to come back on the 8th of August to celebrate you guys

[@nagiuhti]

I love how he actually THREW himself in the end. Like, BOP. Down. This is the attention to detail we need. Oh yeah also all the research in this video is fine

[@Zen_rebel]

I’d love to think that this video inspired Brian to make his Halloween covers; you cannot tell me this video didn’t prepare him for the truly genius lyricism that is “Whether you’re a banshee or whether you’re a banshee” lmao

[@DaveTheVader]

"Hyena w/ Gun" has got to be the absolute best Monster-Name ever.

[@pogfection787]

Duke Mirage

[@4hedron852]

@@pogfection787 No, hyena with gun. It’s just so matter of fact and disarming (not of the hyena, but of your expectations) that it is probably the funniest name ever.

[@alvinbrillian3947]

When he says 'eye contact is important' my screen just froze

[@gbj0107]

Did you look away?

[@alvinbrillian3947]

@@gbj0107 nah, he said eye contact is important so i do just that

[@badernera7497]

Hot.

[@insanitygaming1526]

@@alvinbrillian3947 you better not have blinked

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

Can't like, it's at 666, which is perfect for this comment honestly Edit: well, now it's at 687, so I might as well

[@cattheinternethobo4124]

“Anything unique can be sexy, look at Benedict Cumberbatch.” I feel attacked

[@simona.4673]

SAME THO

[@cattheinternethobo4124]

Sarah A. I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT ONE AT ALL AND I WAS JUST LIKE “WOW OKAY”

[@simona.4673]

@@cattheinternethobo4124 YES AUFNAJNFUANDA HE SAID BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH AND I JUST "-wait."

[@cattheinternethobo4124]

MUD PIE blueberry crumblesnap

[@theredvelveteer4721]

@@cattheinternethobo4124 indeed, bennydeet cabbagepatch

[@sweesbees]

"the tsuchinoko is a snake that's fatter around the middle than its head or tail" "it has a propensity for lying and for drinking alcohol" IT'S ME

[@revelore4090]

"we're making a list of sexy enemies, so we're taking out the enemies that are supposed to be sexy"

[@marnma11]

"Lizard Man. If you don't know why I'm putting this up here, go watch my Skyrim video." I C H O K E D

[@timetraveller4336]

Who doesn't love a little erotic lizard fiction?

[@tbush7316]

Ah yes, the lusty argonian maid.

[@personman7741]

"I really think that we should give a chance to Hyena with Gun" -Brian 2018

[@roguepsykerhaaker4813]

that hyena can get it!

[@panzerpizazz101]

He’s packin’ heat in more ways than one.

[@beatrizklotz8183]

Years later, BDG unraveled videos are the videos i go tl when i just need somethig to chill to or a fun video to fall asleep I know every word and joke, but i still laugh at them. They're just comfort food videos like that

[@catriziacat1756]

While I do trust him... I love mythology and facts and I want to see that hour long video

[@mikehenderson7907]

I thought the same with the 8 hour Pokérap video...

[@lettersviastars]

same

[@tinseltina]

at the very least its something to play in the background while doing something else

[@kasparthenotsofriendlygoast]

YES PLEASE

[@fireycircus]

Me too

[@grimtygranule5125]

"The Man Beast comes in two forms; twink and *_TWUNK_*

[@nualahalpin6119]

and thwimps and thwomps and wimps and womps and grindles and spindles and grolls

[@JohnIsNotYourFather101010]

"If you want to make the monster sexy it would just... it's just a plant." Merle Hightower-Highchurch has left the chat.

[@xmascritter2383]

Also rip Barry, the necromancer romantic

[@Noeyk200]

Hi-tower*

[@dani-the-toad]

GRJSTHDH I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@mithmoonwalker]

*planterra has entered the chat*

[@duck7235]

i was thinking abt this too haha

[@Pyrplefire]

Castlevania and the Jazz Solo of Angst. Just sounds so appropriate

[@RhiShadows]

“Castlevania: Waltz of Depression” I hate how accurate that is.

[@harrisonlichtenberg3162]

I got Impression of Melancholy and I think they both send a similar message

[@prisonmike4749]

I got Twilight of that feeling when your toes go all tingly and numb

[@who8967]

Jazz Solo of Anxiety babey!!

[@UkuleleVillain]

Impression of Depression

[@cheese4sheo202]

Twilight of Sadness

[@sophienah4654]

the little "i have a type" note at 2:25 lmao

[@miles4939]

hAH I HADN'T NOTICED

[@tryingtobeeloquent]

Wow I'm so blind lmao thank you muchly

[@koss7148]

You’ve gotta appreciate how he could have just put those 8 or 9 that were intentionally attractive, and probably should of, but instead went all the way with h y e n a w i t h g u n

[@SamJ.J.]

I still think Alureune was a bit of a cop out and definitely should have been in the intentionally sexy pile.

[@SonnyFRST]

Just a small side note: Dracula named his son Adrian Fahrenheit Tepes, Alucard is a name he adopted when first opposed his father.

[@AmphibiousGentleman]

I'm sorry, *Fahrenheit*? Like the thermometer?

[@SonnyFRST]

@@AmphibiousGentleman I think so? < Uses Celcius

[@jojomizugorou5305]

Fun fact: Killer Mantle or Aka Manto wears a cloak at all times because he's apparently distractingly handsome. I'd say he should rank a little higher because of this

[@logan_rice]

I know Brian doesn't like the fact that people still want that original video because it was really bad, but honestly I want it just so I can have him talk in the background for an hour while I do work

[@aangsstaff4174]

Please do most to least edible Pokémon you don’t even have to include ghost and poison type Pokémon

[@davidmorgan758]

Semaj Patterson I hope he does this so much. Tbh I just need to know if I can eat Mr. Mime

[@aangsstaff4174]

David Morgan exactly

[@livingoctopus]

David Morgan I can and if not my desire to live will allow me to succeed

[@Qwertyuiop-lg7ko]

We eat Jellyfish and Fugu

[@jvbon646]

Top 5 would be Vanillite, Vanillish, Vaniluxe, Swirlix and Slurpuff

[@benjaminacuna8013]

This man can talk about anything this level of charisma is next level

[@puckbryn3583]

“all of these games sound the same” tell that to Castlevania: The Jazz Solo of Difficult Talks With Your Father

[@petermarsella6537]

For a split second I almost thought that was a real Castlevania game so checkmate

[@dcfc4evr]

Hey, Me too!

[@netchesandnirnroots7174]

The best part is is that's my actual birthday njkfvjlbsdljnsd

[@tom-iz7ir]

absolute madman actually threw himself into the ocean

[@royaloreo1275]

I like your profile icon. It looks peaceful.

[@LilyCat2399]

@@royaloreo1275 It really does.

[@jamesamala7371]

he promised and now he must deliver.

[@not_myosotis813]

I love this 'how much of BDG's life can we waste?' series.

[@ItsDylanHarding]

Castlevania: Impression of That Feeling When Your Toes Go All Tingly and Numb

[@3vercent]

"Be thankful that I'm not releasing an hour long video of me basically just lecturing you on mythology." Thankful? Thankful?! I'm really fucking annoyed! That sounds fascinating! I love stuff like that. An hour long of your personality with a mythology lecture? And I CAN'T have that?! How dare you expect me to be thankful?! You've just sucked away 45 minutes of interesting and you want be to be grateful! No sir! I refuse!

[@mattomanx77]

I want the hour long lecture!

[@randomvids8124]

I thought this was just going to be a joke video, but he actually did pick the hottest monster in Castlevania for #1. He clearly did his research. Take my like.

[@murillomedeiros1882]

Random Vids YES I really was surprised in the end! When I was a teenager playing Castlevania, sometimes I would just stop at a safe distance from her just to see! I always thought it was a beautiful monster hahahahaha

[@therhythmdragon]

Mine is Castlevania: Minuet of a Real Sh*tty Day.

[@ENNEN420]

Actually, Alucard is just a name given to him by humans. His real name is Adrien and holy shit im writing this comment on a video about the hottest castlevania monsters i cant remember what outside looks like

[@MotherNature101]

Alucard chose that name because it spells Dracula backwards symbolizing how he opposes everything his father stands for since he has chosen to oppose him because of the path his father had taken.

[@ENNEN420]

@@MotherNature101 That makes two of us who don't remember what outside looks like

[@Agaettis]

Outside is overrated

[@scaevola]

@@MotherNature101 Alucard didn't choose his own name. Like Magaman said, humans gave him that name because he directly opposed Dracula/was his opposite

[@MotherNature101]

@@scaevola It sounds more like the Netlix series not the games in general.

[@logantharp8263]

"Congregation of Despair," that's just a Tuesday afternoon.

[@insertcheesypunhere]

me before watching more of polygon beyond unraveled: i wonder who suggested ranking castlevania enemies by hotness? me now: simone.

[@ravioliravioli118]

Yeah, yeah that makes sense

[@sirbrandalf7813]

Yeah thats probably it

[@doingmybesthere3940]

“ i think we need hyena with gu ᵘn “ me too, brian, me too

[@TheRambunctious]

“I’m not including monsters that have had a taste of the limelight” Makes poison ivy number 1

[@ivanmegafanboy1981]

Why can't I find good poison Ivy fanart?

[@edslushie570]

Not looking hard enough.

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

ivanmegafanboy rule 34 poison ivy nuff said

[@ivanmegafanboy1981]

@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 I've seen it, it's a shit collection. Ruined my day.

[@Silverwind87]

She's more of a succubus.

[@arrowpride5468]

Oh to be Brian, free of the understanding that trolls need to be on the "already fetishized" list.

[@zaphodbeeblebrox7893]

God, the slight warble when he says Hyena with Gun just breaks me every time

[@zyaicob]

"Hyena with guUun"

[@livavery183]

Hey BDG, my man, now that we're all depressed in our houses in fear of the plague, I think we all have the time for an extremely educational, long ass video.

[@leviathxns]

I've seen this video probably 6 times and every time I forget what the scientifically proven top sexiest monster is It's like the Halo video, it leaves my brain as soon as I watch it Still love it tho

[@yershellur911]

Just finished it and I’ve already forgotten the result it’s fantastic

[@its_catherinef]

I’ve never been given a more accurate title than “jazz solo of sadness”

[@gstvntt]

Someone has to compile everytime he dances in a vídeo, in one video. No Music no nothing. Just dancing. Please.

[@sygbu3855]

He actually has a really old serie of him "teaching dance" in his own channel

[@IndigoGollum]

@@sygbu3855 It's called Dances Moving.

[@fablion6324]

I no-joke want that hour long mythology video

[@smakyakproductions4466]

Fablion OwO me too

[@b3nbio7015]

MAKE IT HAPPEN BRIAN

[@notsogreatsword1607]

PLEASE I WANT IT DADDY

[@gabriellarena2256]

YES PLEASE!

[@zander...k.7968]

I literally had trouble sleeping for the past two nights because I had Brian's voice saying "Ugh gawd, I gotta have anotha baybie" Stuck In My Head and couldn't remember which Unraveled it was from. Now my soul may know peace

[@formerly_human]

I can't stop fucking wheezing because you pointed out the importance of that line, now i will be hearing it in my sleep...

[@nom1489]

My Castlevania title? The overture of difficult talks with your father.

[@ob2kenobi388]

5:16 "Subscribe to Polygon if you'd like to see more Unraveled" This hits differently today.

[@benplus1503]

wait what happened?

[@ob2kenobi388]

@@benplus1503 The last episode of Unraveled was released the day I commented that

[@SKULLFUNKs]

Rip unraveled You will be missed

[@bulgna]

@@ob2kenobi388 what is he doing now btw?

[@joewhittington602]

@@bulgna I don't think he's said anything definitive. I know he's posting more to his YT channel

[@WTFPr0m]

I'm flabbergasted by Patrick Gill being completely immune to the sex appeal of that lumpy snake.

[@fictionmyth]

Right?! Don't kink shame us!

[@Silverwind87]

"Alucard is Dracula backwards, he calls himself Alucard because he's the opposite of Dracula" is the Castlevanian pledge of allegiance.

[@demi-femme4821]

His real name is Adrian, people. Dracula did not choose to call him Alucard.

[@taintedirene5925]

However, Dracula did choose his middle name: 'Fahrenheit' Adrian Fahrenheit Tepes

[@silverscythe4557]

@@taintedirene5925 it's his mother's last name, so nope, didn't call him that either 😭😭

[@taintedirene5925]

@@silverscythe4557 not confirmed I think

[@silverscythe4557]

@@taintedirene5925 Even if it's his middle name, the meaning of the word is really cool "Fahrenheit" is a deprecated form of "Erfahrenheit," which means experience. It is derived from "erfahren," a verb meaning to gain knowledge and the ending "-heit" that is used to turn verbs, adjectives or other nouns into nouns with a similar meaning. erfahren = to gain knowledge Erfahrenheit = the state of having gained (a lot of ) knowledge. Erfahren (verb) and the deprecated "Fahrenheit," themselves are derived from "fahren," which in its original meaning conveyed the idea of travel, and in turn became to mean gaining knowledge of the world. Today "fahren" is almost exclusively used to mean driving.

[@zuke3438]

Castlevania: Congregation of Anxiety Sounds about right