Omega Mart Employee Training Video - Unit 2 : Store Safety

[@CyrusSpringfellow]

"Is it off-white? Beige-ish? Light fawn? It's ecru." Best line I've heard all year.

[@williamgreen9749]

My favorite color is dark clear.

[@gabemcguire2463]

I know, right? I have watched this video daily since finding it on Tuesday just for that one line.

[@IC1101-Capinatator]

I’ve never even HEARD of Ecru before this video.

[@g00dbunny]

@@IC1101-Capinatator unironically ecru is my favorite color, especially darker shades of it like beige, so i was excited to see it here at omegamart

[@maknchill7980]

"You have no idea what's in store" SHE SAID IT! SHE SAID THE THING!

[@Sharkpu8]

OH MY GOD THE THING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@knifetoucher]

The thing has been uttered. Life is now void.

[@Fergit_]

I clapped when I heard it

[@cartkart1]

SHE SAID THE FUNNY THIS IS AN ALL HANDS ON DECK SITUATION WE GONNA NEED THE ECRU CONE FOR THIS, BOYS

[@oil121]

OMG OMG ITS TOO MUCH AHHHHH

[@mint3465]

I remember working for Omega Mart as a janitor. Someone forgot to put a Ecru Cone down and I slipped into the spill and spent about 5 years in an alternate dimension as a talking cartoon wolf. But when I came back, I had an hour left of my shift. So I guess it was okay.

[@zacklee4851]

Some people would be jealous

[@insert_username_here]

@@zacklee4851 **eyes furries**

[@johnfoltz8183]

They used a magenta cone instead.

[@zacklee4851]

@@insert_username_here That applies to me

[@toothpasteman3400]

I spent 12 years in a universe where the cold war got a little to hot

[@thecapm6993]

They were spitting out so many bars that I was surprised they didn't start coming real out of their mouths considering we're talking about Omega Mart.

[@MidnightNautil1]

These raps are actually amazing and I have gotten into the difficult spill rabbit hole of listening to them

[@shinyprisma6085]

XD

[@tinfoilhomer1535]

Ecru is the colour of unbleached linen. Traditionally ecru was considered a shade of beige, but beginning in the 19th century it became more precisely defined as "a grayish yellow that is greener and paler than chamois or old ivory".

[@MidnightNautil1]

@@tinfoilhomer1535 it's a lovely name for an interestingly uninteresting color

[@loganiushere]

Remember: The store is the SCP, not the people inside it. If you don't believe me, you can visit Omega Mart, but that doesn't make you an SCP... I think... "SCP-5883-1: The designation of anyone who visited the Meow Wolf attraction "Omega Mart" "

[@munchie69]

Wow, they are really preparing a whole series.

[@HoustonHistoricRetail]

I haven't been yet, but from checking out other videos on this channel I think these are part of the experience.

[@ledo2509]

Yes a whole anime series

[@caingamin2]

@@ledo2509 really?

[@imberribored]

I think you could see all the training videos in the breakroom at Omega Mart.

[@SuperNoseFace]

they already had this video in the store

[@mantacid1221]

Can we all appreciate that these videos have the perfect balance of workplace training cringe and absurdist art installation humor? Meow wolf has captured the essence of workplace training videos perfectly, yet has still managed to capture the attention of 8,500 people at the time of this writing.

[@dombelly3343]

I guess this is what it's like working in omega mart

[@marissasullivan7356]

I can see a movie being formed solely on the stuff we already have.

[@scoutstudios4363]

WHAAAT?! ALL GONE NO ONE SURVIVES GONE FOREVER 0:40

[@MrHack4never]

I want that because I don't have the money to pay a trip to Nevada

[@SnakeEyesOfficial42]

That’d be cool. A 30 min or longer special cinematic lore roundup

[@eyeseer1]

Emoji Movie and Ouija Movie exist.

[@occultpyromancer]

the lady saying “wow! what a mess!” in reaction to a single spilled box of dry macaroni is just so funny to me

[@TMDTheMaskDirector-ye5oe]

Since it’s a dry spill they better put down an orange cone.

[@takenshota]

Well, it IS a mess. Is it not?

[@mr.boombox5021]

Went here last week from Salt Lake. This song in particular stuck with me, so thank you for uploading it.

[@barbarakowallis3434]

Wrong video?

[@barbarakowallis3434]

Rod oh thanks for clearing that up

[@MrOldskoolgamez]

Greetings fellow SLC citizen!

[@kristiansrensen1938]

Greetings fellow SLC citizen!

[@TheWorldSpinsSlowly]

Greetings fellow SLC citizen!

[@scpxfoundation8141]

Don't mind us, just sitting back in our lawn chair and watching this.

[@birb125]

LONG LIVE THE COALITION

[@JugglerBlend]

What are you? O5 council chilling in the comment section?

[@struanpeat5116]

@@JugglerBlend nah, probably some security bum who's forgot to log off the research account

[@connorthomas3228]

I was wondering when you guys would show up

[@JugglerBlend]

@@struanpeat5116 probably...

[@Gravy_Guzzler]

image some teacher trying teach safety does a quick search and ends up showing this to the class

[@clownfromclowntown]

In what universe would a teacher click on “omega mart employee training store safety”? Just….what??

[@QuesQuestion]

It a employee training video why would the teacher show this?

[@scpmonthly8130]

@@QuesQuestion yes

[@insert_username_here]

@@scpmonthly8130 don’t forget to smile! And if all else fails, mention our Omega Point coupon!

[@myschloss]

The 29 dislikes are the misplaced costumers.

[@shiawasekappukekiful]

They just need to buy more, that’s all

[@anaceweirdo1579]

Ah- ah- they're execptional customers :)

[@bigtimediamond1088]

Hopefully they didn't touch the Source.

[@marissasullivan7356]

At this rate I wouldn't be surprised if the dislikes r bots or the same person with multiple accounts.

[@LucanVaris]

Do you have any idea what it's like to be misplaced in a store like this!? I had to spend literal *weeks* before I managed to find my way back to the Produce section! Luckily, I had some c̶o̵o̴l̶,̸ ̸r̴e̴f̵r̷e̷s̶h̶i̴n̷g̷ ̶Z̵a̴l̴g̶ ̵t̸o̷ ̸d̷r̸i̴n̴k̵.̷.̸.̴ I̸ ̶t̵e̴l̸l̸ ̶y̴o̵u̵,̵n̸̯͠ö̴̭́ṭ̸̛ȟ̵̡į̶̅ṉ̶͘g̴̯̍ ̶̮̈́i̴͚͒s̶̰͌ ̵̺̓m̵̦͊õ̴͇r̷̜͌ě̴̱ ̷̜̒ç̴͑o̶̠̐o̵͗͜l̶̖̽ ̸̯͑a̷̛͕n̷͉̾d̸̬̉ ̴̺͐r̴͠ͅe̵̦̕f̷͍͠r̷̲͝ě̸̙s̷͈̎h̵̗̅ì̴̙n̸̝͌g̶̨͒ ̶̣͒ț̵̓h̴̳͒ả̶͚n̶̙͆ ̷͖̚Z̷̘̾a̷͓͗ļ̶̇g̶̹̕.̸̞̒Ă̸̳̳̬̘͂̋͘l̸̂̍̎͜l̴̺̅̂ ̵̡͂̌͑̄h̷̘̆ȃ̷̝͈͒̆i̶̛̯̣̪̒̎̒l̸͕̎ ̴̤̼̇͛Ẑ̶̥̤̳͚a̵̖̔̀̾l̴̥̃͜g̵̨̙̬̐̎̍õ̴̧̟.̷̧͕̀͂͒͠ ̴͇̭̳̄A̸̢͚̲͌l̴̼̒ļ̴͓͉͗̓ ̸̡̣̀͜h̴̠̥̩̩͑͑͝ă̴̺͉͐̈͛į̷̮̯̈̾̐͠l̵̛͍̣͆ ̸̳͆Ẕ̸̜͛̎̓͘a̷̡̳̳͙͒̋̉̍ḷ̵̡̢̞͐̈̇̚ḡ̵̤͚̺̜͝o̶͙̍̈́̏.̸̛̙̙̉ ̶̤̱̩̎̎͝A̴̟͗̅l̶̡͖̲̋̾̾l̶̢̞͇̲̃̔ ̵̩͑̾h̴̡͙̫̪̐͘ą̸̲̺̪̿͂̎i̸̖͗̂̋̕l̴̜̰̖̈́ ̵̭͈̭̲̏Ž̶̛͓͔̈a̵̤͎̒l̶̡̿̚͘͝g̷̭̘͆̏́ô̶̮͇̬̓̑͒.̷̙̍̂ ̴̫̯̾Ă̶͇̻̠̎͗l̵͖̽̎̑̚ͅl̷͉̠̯̦̅̃̈͝ ̸̦͂h̵̭̿͝a̵̤͖̽͑i̷͖̱̽͝l̶̨̺̗̎̕ ̸̡͓̮̬̅͊̍Z̷͍̦̰͎̀̒͑̐â̶̜̽́l̸̲̜͋̑g̸͎̘͆̽͋ö̴̢̨́́́̒.̷͇̥͚̺̃̊̉ ̶̨̯͓̽̾A̷̲͋̀̓̐l̶̲̩̑̅͑̕l̶̲͓̋̊ ̴̨͈͇̻͌̐̽̿h̵͕̻̓͛̏ả̵̛̻̳̫̲̈́i̷͇̎̈́̐̅l̶̙̔̊̂ ̶̢̲̟͙́́Z̵͇̮͈̫̾̀a̴̘̘̅l̵̹̰͔̎g̶̡̘͔̫̈́̔͘o̶̰̪̪̥͆.̷̻͊̕͠ ̸̬̜͚͋͜A̴̮̭̖̽͘̚l̷̢̼̋́l̴͚̬̤͑̏ ̴̣͉̹̮̈́̃̔̀h̵̢̙̒͑̎̓a̷̘̽̅͝i̶͎̽̾l̸̡͋͌͑̚ ̶̳̾̉̄̍Z̵͈̱͍̏́́̽͜á̶͖͙̋̾ļ̵̪̦̼͋̚g̶̝̎ͅổ̵̘̭͔͂̋.̶̠̻̃ ̸̛͙̱̏̾

[@therealbeanbot]

Guy: *calmly puts boxes on shelf* Omegaroni: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY-

[@endgamerplays]

I believe I can touch the *FLOOR AND SPILL EVERYWHERE*

[@JoeEnderman]

@@endgamerplays I think about it every night and day, spread my wings and fall right down, I believe I can soar,

[@XalphYT]

That’s what you get for pushing the Omegaroni from one shelf across the aisle on to the opposite shelf. Fronting-up the goods isn’t easy. _Edit/Update: Typos corrected._

[@endgamerplays]

@@XalphYT it’s omegaroni not megaroni

[@scpmonthly8130]

What if the Omegaroni was secretly a flying [REDACTED]?

[@Sophia-xz1ur]

I’m always excited to see what sort of weird creation is next lol

[@Gaellka]

All of this video is already in the store. If you want too see it first, just go there.

[@flamthrowr_]

These songs are so catchy. Also, an Omega Mart movie needs to happen.

[@ezekielmartin4323]

I'm picturing a surreal-er sequel to Clerks

[@cartkart1]

Is your pfp that one Pokémon Scizor? Scissor? Idk I just asked my friend and he said mega scizor

[@defaultip]

Omega Mart The Movie BUT written by Kevin Smith It would be perfect

[@flamthrowr_]

@@cartkart1 Yep, it’s Mega Scizor.

[@jeramiahfryhling]

I would be to scared to watch it

[@Zachbosseye8085]

man had a great time in the chat, also this song was a total BOP, real quick question if ecru is the color of bleached linen and linen is in wood then does that mean these are wooden cones would not surprise me though.

[@meowwolf]

We're not authorized to answer that question.

[@arthurjeremypearson]

@@meowwolf passcode unctman-petz*) authorize problematic removal of zachbosseye from #theStore

[@Zachbosseye8085]

@@arthurjeremypearson i am soooo srry i cant be removed i want to stay for my supply of lemons and orange drink.

[@arthurjeremypearson]

@@Zachbosseye8085 you win this time Zack boss I. I acknowledge his power. The cool trucks conjunction comes!!!

[@scpmonthly8130]

@@meowwolf Just answer it and give this guy free amnestics afterwards.

[@ghoulfieri2773]

I know this is riffing on bad 90s educational rap, but this is so good.

[@warpedmine9682]

I need more

[@catgirlalia]

I swear if they start putting aqua cones on the secret paths it’s gonna be hilarious

[@CrumpledPaperHearts]

That aqua cone drop is ridiculous!

[@justtamms]

The aqua cone part has all the twerkability, and I love that!😂🔥

[@mcjouble8883]

I can't get the "aqua cone aqua cone aqua cone" part out of my head. my favorite video of the year so far

[@FunniEmi]

Right, meow wolf is just uploading a video that they have playing in omegamart’s break room. I actually really liked this one, so I’m excited to see it in the comfort of my house. Basically, there are five different cones, and for example, if somebody spilt cheddar bunker cheese puffs, they put four orange cones surrounding it. Edit: I WAS ACTUALLY RIGHT WITH A LOT OF STUFF HAHA

[@munchie69]

Oh, I see..I think?

[@yolehandle]

rewatch it

[@the-engneer]

Why post before watching the video?

[@BirdTho]

Um, just orange magenta ecru and aqua. What's the fifth color?

[@FunniEmi]

@@BirdTho I think I was wrong and there was only four cones. I thought there was 5 but I guess I’m wrong lmao

[@davegoesthedistance]

The beat drop when aqua cone was introduced was just ::chef's kiss::

[@adosfrr]

its concerning how good this is.

[@ThePainTrain765]

This is unironically more training than I got when I worked my real super market job

[@delphoxqueen5595]

When are you accepting job applications? I tried contacting the manager of my local location and they screamed something like “THE LEMONS HAVE ESCAPED!” Before hanging up.

[@inspectorgearhead2847]

I took my family to Omega Mart just a couple of days ago. It was easily one of the coolest things ever!

[@CassandraCarter]

Did you find what you were looking for? And did you in fact have no idea what was in store for you?

[@inspectorgearhead2847]

@@CassandraCarter Yeah I bought a bottle of Gurple soda. I asked if it was safe to drink, but all they told me is that it at least won't make me explode.

[@gabrielc7861]

@@inspectorgearhead2847 send it for at scientific analysis a some local laboratory, if the whole continent explodes then it's not safe to drink, if it's 0% avantilia-extract then it's perfectly safe to injest.

[@unnamedturtle4780]

the musicians in meow wolf's team saw the employee videos and went: *ive been waiting for this my entire life*

[@pooluki7837]

It's funnier if you've worked in any large commercial super store because the training videos are like that. But not as funky fresh. It's like operation STOP... break it down

[@laky2k866]

Wait! In the video, at around 1:22 They talk about a type of difficult spells being "Chernobyl-ish". Does this mean these videos are made AFTER 1986, and presumably after the original commercials?

[@vsgfilmgroup]

Due to the uncertain temporal nature of Omega Mart, your question cannot be answered by current science.

[@laky2k866]

@@vsgfilmgroup I actually found an answer and it is really simple, just [THIS MESSAGE WAS REDACTED BY DRAMCORP INTERNET MONITOR SERVICE]

[@scpmonthly8130]

@@laky2k866 The Foundation have an answer, it’s [REDACTED BY ORDER OF THE O5 COUNCIL].

[@reallyWyrd]

Possibly *or* it could be that Chernobyl difficult-spillded its way into the past in an Omega Mart.

[@scpmonthly8130]

@@reallyWyrd Hey, hey, that’s classified!

[@fabulog7010]

i absolutely love everything about omegamart, and now that meowwolf is producing honest-to-god bangers like this one i love it even more

[@fortunatelipbalm6252]

I'm scared but hella excited

[@munchie69]

Everybody is.

[@diogocaetano1ALT]

omega fart

[@jennifertucker1496]

Orange: for dry spills Magenta: for wet spills Ecru/off-white: for difficult spills Aqua:for equipment failure Red: for spills that can cause hallucinations Blue: for spills that are hallucinations Black: for spills that are the cone Green: for spills from bodily fluids Brown: for spills that don’t actually exist Got any to add?

[@thethatone2166]

Doesn't brown just make blue redundant?

[@jennifertucker1496]

Not quite. Blue is for when you are not sure if the spill is there or not. Brown is for when you know the spill is not there.

[@jasonchiu272]

1 year reply let's go! Anyways... Yellow: for spillspillspillspillspillspill... Pink: sllips rof ⚠!!!Irradiated!!!⚠: for [REDACTED]

[@jennifertucker1496]

@@jasonchiu272 I … are you okay?

[@lordfrostwind3151]

Flashing red cone in case of broken Glorbox Argyle in any aisle where any shoplifter, unhappy customers, government agents, eldritch cultists or escaped Omegamart Lemons are spotted.

[@MrSpazbomb]

Dropped by my local Omega Mart today and I was able to recall all the cone colors. That’s effective training!

[@chesh4616]

I actually liked the rap so much that I'm listening to it putting the video on repeat as I'm doing schoolwork.

[@endgamerplays]

If you’re wondering where the best part of the song is, it’s right here at 1:48.

[@yigakong1187]

God DAMN Eminem doesn’t have anything on Omega Mart

[@adrianarias-hernandez7472]

This really educated me in how to handle those difficult spills! Working at Omega Mart will be great to help those customers that need Gestating Mammal Liquid and Mammoth Chunks!

[@Hank..]

Manager: **gives thumbs up** Manager's face: ಠ_ಠ

[@NonRandomUser]

Rap so fire, I'm surprised the Omega Mart employees didn't spontaneously combust.

[@Swag5927]

Once you've used an aqua cone to cordon the location please alert a manager and they'll address the situation go directly to your station and resume your occupation we appreciate your patience and intended cooperation.

[@GugsIsLitterallyTheWorst]

I can't wait to continue my omega mart Training!

[@alex.aka.eduardo9639]

My new favorite song is 'Aqua Cone'

[@jleuthardt]

okay holy shit the amount of effort they put in these videos are crazy, awesome job meow wolf!

[@Omega_Mart_Employee_K1Z]

At Omega Mart there is no escape........ From great prices!

[@alchetect9995]

PLEASE tell me you can buy Ecru cones while you're actually there! That'd be hilarious!

[@omegamartcustomerserivce2385]

Sadly no, but don't worry there's plently of times to experience the ECRU cones in action!

[@munchie69]

I got to the premiere a bit late, but it happened lmao. What did y'all learn this time? Also they were spitting some bars.

[@V8ArtBFBSReal]

WAIT! Don't TELL ME... (0:58 happens) NOOOOOOOOO

[@ojtheaviator1795]

Karen: “Working at Omega Mart, you’ll find that everyday is an adventure - you have no idea what’s in store! In this segment, we’ll teach you how to handle unexpected situations and stay safe on the job.” Demon Macaroni: “Crashhhh!” Karen: “Wow, what a mess. There are many different types of spills you may encounter during your shift. How do we keep track of them? Easy - the Omega Cone System! If it’s a dry spill, use an orange cone. If it’s a wet spill, use a magenta cone. If it isn’t a dry spill and it isn’t a wet spill, you may have a difficult spill. Difficult spills require our most serious cone: ecru. Difficult spills may cause unsafe situations such as tripping hazards, misplaced customers, and equipment failure.” Nate and Hila: “It’s a difficult spill and you’re all alone Don’t try to clean it, put up a cone Put up a cone for a difficult spill The cone is ecru - the color of silk Is there smoke, fumes, rust, steam, glowing condensation? Mucus, lava, flashing lights, aphids, radiation? Do you sense a kind of presence of the infinite fulfilled? And it’s neither wet nor dry, it’s a difficult spill Is it eating the floor away and forming an open pit? Atomically unstable and vaguely Chernobyl-ish? Does it make Exxon Valdez look like spilled milk? Then it’s a difficult spill of a difficult ilk If it’s transcending space-time and impossible to follow Put a cone yesterday, because it might spill tomorrow Don’t cause yourself sorrow, only one cone can save you Is it off white, beige-ish, light fawn? It’s ecru Difficult spills lead to difficult dangers A spill left unattended can cause equipment failure If equipment fails, don’t stop it or start it Replace the ecru cone with a new cone like aqua Aqua cone, aqua cone, aqua cone It’s equipment failure, never touch it if you’re all alone Aqua cone, aqua cone, aqua cone, stop! Never touch equipment when you see it in a spot ‘Cause it’s not The part is getting hot The cone is there to indicate that touch it you should not - A cone should never be forgot And don’t wear it ‘cause you’re not a gnome Place it where the problem is What cone is it? Aqua cone Once you’ve used an aqua cone to cordon the location Please alert a manager and they’ll address the situation Go directly to your station and resume your occupation We appreciate your patience and intended cooperation” Droning hum: “DRAAAAaaaaaahhhhhh”

[@OUUCHH]

Oh oh oh! Omega mart! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHATS IN STORE FOR YOUUUU!

[@ayoimposter4180]

Cant wait to get started

[@amazingyoutubemaster1017]

holy shit the rap is actually fire

[@JebSvS]

Hopefully I'm up in time to see this!

[@meowwolf]

Should've bought yourself some Wake Up! Spray!

[@Megacitstudio]

@@meowwolf Question: are you going to open more omega mart because I want to eat the giant cheese balls and get the omega hype

[@meowwolf]

@@Megacitstudio Probably not a good idea to have more than one Omega Mart in the words but who knows 🤷

[@jasperfr]

@@meowwolf i bought several bottles of Wake Up! spray but I spilled one on the floor, should I put up a magenta cone because it's wet, or an ecru one because my floor woke up? Please hurry, it won't stop screaming at me.

[@TheWorldSpinsSlowly]

@@meowwolf what’s 9+10=

[@khoflame4129]

IM SO EXCITED!!!

[@KC9UDX]

Now I'm going to lose sleep over that time I walked into and accidentally knocked over that fuchsia cone.

[@megasocky]

YESSSS THANK YOU FOR UPLOADING THIS MASTERPIECE OF A SONG

[@josephfrechette9916]

In my time in retail I've deal with all manner of spill from motor oil to human blood. But I refuse to deal with holes in space time.

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

They said ecru was the most serious cone and then introduced the aqua cone as a more urgent cone requiring immediate manager attention.

[@Gillder]

Difficult customers should be led to difficult spills before setting up the ecru cone.

[@jackpijjin4088]

Slurp.

[@spyfieri]

NATE AND HILA ARE BACK THANK GOD!!!!!!!!

[@dandereninja4750]

XD this series is so accurate to actual training vids in grocery stores

[@ellmeble6054]

ITS LUCKY TOO SEE MEOW WOLFS VIDEO GETING UPLODED

[@postaldude1200]

2:10 you can tell the employee knows the manager isnt coming back.

[@trafficaly]

"Thank you for the help with dealing with lousy customers and other things, it is good help since I happen to be Manager of one of these places, and my employees seem to never listen. But ever since I showed them this, they actually do work!" Trafficaly~ 10/10

[@VOIDERKING]

I want a entire show!

[@SarahMaywalt]

Word to your mother! And that word is "Safety!"

[@cartkart1]

“This requires our most serious cone. Ecru.”

[@overgrownghost]

The only store job I'd actually like to apply for

[@silly_jay]

I have decided to work here it has made me even more exceptional. I love this job alot.

[@SeanStrife]

This track goes about as hard as Wendy's worldwide smash R&B Jam "Hot Drinks".

[@Emptyset_Offic]

add some beatboxing to it. it will make it seem like the difficult spills are really breaking in to your minds

[@rwrunning1813]

Aqua cone is the only beat I will ever need from now on

[@vsgfilmgroup]

Some of the stuff we sell can't be measured by normal human volume measurements. Some of it can't even be measured by test equipment provided by DARPA. When your Nebula Loaf is on the floor, or 404 Chocolate is leaking out of its container, or the Happy Fun Balls have gotten loose again, just put down an ecru cone and wait for management. It's like a Creepypasta you can visit.

[@the.big.sus_1290]

The training lady has worked for so long a inter dimensional portal opening up in the dairy aisle is just another day

[@etherium8017]

put a cone yesterday because it might spill tommorow

[@Visualdeer_707]

I now follow omega mart guidelines where I work... So far it's been pretty handy

[@thecobra8508]

the last part is my favorite

[@yourbeardlybro5887]

I just signed up to be a Omega Mart credit card rewards member. I checked the fine print, and my card is accepted at every Omega Mart location, no matter the interdimensional location

[@trollingmoocow7584]

This has “the end of a Bill nye music video” vibe

[@francotamayo94]

NGL, the part of the Aqua cone was fire 🔥.

[@HoloCCaust]

Ah yes... Got to watch out for those potholes in the floor that cause temporal displacement... don't want your shopping trolly to get stuck in that..

[@tanamorehead7202]

Please excuse me while I listen to this over and over for the rest of the day.

[@Puffin_Times]

is this on spotify? it should be on spotify

[@SpellboundWolf]

You guys are my heroes.

[@typenullgaming5741]

The macaroni just freaking yeeted itself off the shelf lol

[@williamjohnson4193]

No? just a omega shelf hyperdisplacement caused the worker to push the macaroni off the shelf my accident.

[@typenullgaming5741]

@@williamjohnson4193 uhh... ghesunteit?

[@nugget829]

Meow Wolf: that beat drops

[@madisonhughes5049]

The beat had no business dropping that hard :)

[@itzjennox]

At the beginning it sounds like she says: Working at Omega-Mart you'll find that every day is an "adventurer"....? 😂

[@scpmonthly8130]

The days are alive!

[@molokocalcium]

🎼Ecru is the colour of my true love’s hair 🎶

[@vackjance]

jokes aside that rap was pretty solid

[@MJFallout]

Those slightly off, overly enthusiastic inflections of the narrator. Very good.

[@onepersonintheuniverse]

Put a cone yesterday ‘cuz it might spill tomorrow.

[@Athithan_2000]

1:48 Aqua Cone!😎

[@Lightmagician60]

how can something not be dry or wet? {spills a can of Solid Air} what? exactly

[@Playerofakind]

Gasses can be wet or dry too

[@jasonchiu272]

Spills Bose-Einstein condensate on the floor.

[@RapidPhantom293]

Omega Mart: the only store that is full of lovcraftian horrors and [REDACTED]

[@Megan4434]

Lyrics for those who want them (may be mistakes): 0:53 It’s a difficult spill, And you’re all alone. Don’t try to clean it, Put up a cone. Put up, put up a cone For a difficult spill. The cone is ecru, The color of silk Is there smoke, fumes Rust, steam, glowing condensation? Mucus, lava, flashing lights? Aphids? Radiation? Do you sense a kind of presence Of the infinite fulfilled, And it’s neither wet nor dry? It’s a difficult spill. Is it eating the floor away And forming an open pit? Atomically unstable and Being Chernobyl-ish? Does it make Exxon Valdez Look like spilled milk? Then it’s a difficult spill Of a difficult ilk. If it’s transcending space time And impossible to follow, Put a cone yesterday Because it might spill tomorrow. Don’t cause yourself sorrow, Only one cone can save you. Is it off-white? Beige-ish? Light fawn? It’s ecru! Difficult spills Lead to difficult dangers. A spill left unattended Can cause equipment failure. If equipment fails, don’t stop it, Or start it Replace the ecru cone With a new cone of aqua Aqua cone, aqua cone, aqua cone It’s equipment failure, Never touch it if you’re all alone. Aqua cone, aqua cone, stop! Never touch equipment when you see it in a Spot! ‘Cause it’s not. (?) The plot is getting hot. The cone is there to indicate that Touch it, you should not. A cone should never be forgot. And don’t wear it ‘Cause you’re not a gnome. Place it where the problem is What cone is it? Aqua cone! Once you’ve used an aqua cone To cordon the location, Please alert a manager And they’ll address the situation. Go directly to your station And resume your occupation. We appreciate your patience And attended cooperation.

[@ForkLefts]

Or just use subtitles

[@Megan4434]

@@ForkLefts Oh whoops didn’t see them there 😅 I guess you could use subtitles too...

[@arthurmcgonnell1179]

rockin out to the walmart wall art fiasco fresco disco beats & treats x

[@kylez990]

LMAO EVEN THE CREATORS SAID THAT BEAT DROP THO

[@swordhunter12]

Before, I thought Omega Mart was a supermarket chain invented by aliens. Since then, I have realised how absurd that assumption was. Clearly, this supermarket was invented by The Dweller In Darkness: Nyarlathotep.

[@richdelgado3405]

Just to blatantly point out how stupid I am, I JUST realized that if you get rid of the "O" and "M", their name read "mega art", which perfectly describes that Meow Wolf is really about.

[@shaydystheshadowqueen9584]

I feel like short haired blond is beginning to realize how f-ed up Omega Mart is

[@kwibloupthesomething]

actually their name is You