Mayonnaise Is For Real Chefs

This is the greatest mayonnaise salad of All Time

[@cummybot2012]

This lady is single handedly making bioweapons out of balogna and mayo.

[@ParanointDE]

And Not to forget: cheese

[@ummwhodidnt]

Lmfao

[@Eragonfrost]

Balogna*

[@cummybot2012]

@@Eragonfrost Thanks I corrected it

[@bryce.baldevas]

Hey nice profile picture

[@hieronymuth]

youtube chefs will put everything in their salads except lettuce

[@Valoryian]

even sugar

[@amittoibis]

Spitin strait fax

[@averyaman431]

I'm pretty sure there's lettuce in mayo

[@NachoG84]

Except salad

[@somethingincorrigible3354]

They'll start with some quite healthy and it's own, like beans or broccoli, but then demolish every nutrient with salt, sugar, or cholesterol. Kind of like Featureman.

[@Teaghoul]

Genuinely admire the way Charlie can make genuine funny jokes without making fun of someone’s appearance it’s almost refreshing

[@astronacht]

I counted a couple of chins there, that's past the legal limit.

[@Teaghoul]

@@astronacht 💀are you taking your meds ?

[@brddiieijdogcoc]

​@@Teaghoul she definitely is (insulin)

[@mackenzie8641]

thats so backhanded lmao

[@GregoryHouseMD.]

What's wrong with fat jokes 😂 people need to know their unhealthy

[@levi9458]

I love how she adorably just eats a pickle “oops hehe forgot this”. Idk who this lady is but she seems like the sweetest auntie.

[@nienel]

literally that's what i felt in the moment

[@sadsheriff]

it made me giggle she seems so kind

[@liamduncan3480]

Haha and when charlie said “it’ll be our little secret”

[@stupidmango4036]

Yeah but every mom I have met so far is the worst cretin in my experience of existence. And they do crap like that a lot.

[@frankcastle3048]

This is how europeans imagine every single american and I can't blame them at all.

[@helenazini]

I am european and you are absolutely right 😂

[@sebi77777]

You are so right🤣

[@yoshita4140]

i think this is how the rest of the world views all americans😭

[@Foxladinger]

As an American I can confirm that this is at least 1/5th of the population.

[@asaniwasabi]

@@Foxladinger nah more people, more like 1/7th Yes that's a joke too because Americans can't do math

[@Patterrz]

No one human can handle that much p̶o̶w̶e̶r̶ mayo

[@jo_lar507]

ok

[@j_ford-ru9li]

ok

[@Spiderrtank]

Only Hijikata Toshiro can

[@sprectra4344]

ProZD but pokémon

[@littlefloppy1305]

Didn't expect to see you here

[@Thepenarmy01]

The tropical Amish tribe is a splinter group of Amish who had split from their community around 2003, they spent ten years building a ship that could sail to a tropical location, of course, using only traditional methods. Once the ship was completed they sailed for the Caribbean, taking an uninhabited island, known as Fort Perries, for themselves. The island was once used as a Naval fort for the French colonials in the early to mid 1700s, but was left abandoned after a string of disease and famine struck the colonists living there. This meant that it was uninhabited and ready to be taken. It was then that the tropical Amish were born, otherwise known as the Caribbean Amish. They had brought with them, many traditional Amish foods, many of which were modified to use what they had in hand. That is where the Coconut Amish Pie comes from. As of late the Caribbean Amish are going through a string of troubles related to disputes over who owns the land, due to its close proximity to Jamaica, the Jamaican government argues that it's their property. However, they never officially struck a claim on the island until it was discovered that there was a natural gold deposit on the island. Weirdly, the French still claim they own it, though they've done nothing to take it from the Amish. It's a weird situation. But anyway, that's where Amish Coconut Pie comes from!

[@wowalamoiz9489]

I get the feeling you made this up.

[@salad6226]

@@wowalamoiz9489 if that's the case then props to them for making a whole damn essay on this 👏👏

[@charlieolinger6607]

No clue if this is true or not, but I love it

[@lexsombersunrise]

@@wowalamoiz9489 Even if it is, they get an A+ from me lol

[@joosoo]

@@wowalamoiz9489 There are Amish people who live in Belize though

[@abrahamibanez4364]

Charlie: What if they ask for a substitute for mayo? Sara: We ask them politely yet firmly to leave.

[@monkeykong6230]

I got that king of the hill reference.

[@gabrielboorom2683]

"We don't serve your kind around here..."

[@Mr_Jish]

First, we had Jack, the Maestro of Mayonnaise. Then there was Kay, Mistress of Mince Meat. And now, for all to behold, Charlie has given us *Sara, the Baroness of Bologna*

[@Truck-kun_01]

Whats next the sultan of mustard, duke of marshmallow or the oatmeal crusader

[@spicycherrymilk9058]

The Dame of drumsticks

[@thirtytwelve6434]

what about the mystery chief, the saint of salt

[@DoctorPepper445]

*Kitchen Nightmares*

[@SingingWhileDrunk]

Fat

[@dallinhasfallen6138]

Drip is forever, doom is eternal, halo is infinite, and mayo is salad

[@kanarokan6060]

poetry

[@FauxReal.]

one thing is for sure, patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@kanarokan6060]

war never change

[@kanarokan6060]

@@FauxReal. Ave true to cesar

[@zura7069]

hotel, is trivago

[@reapergames1603]

I know this is an older video, but I have to say I'm really glad you weren't mean to her. I lived next to her and her family for a few years, and she is the most wholesome woman you will ever meet. She would always bring over food when my mother was fighting cancer and wasn't able to cook and I was too young to do so.

[@ronnie1394]

This woman has not got long left :(

[@SPOROGENESIS]

Genuinely hope your mother is doing better!

[@wolftrillogy]

6:08 the hello kitty cake is so badly decorated that it’s adorable😭

[@todhold2673]

He did this whole video without one fat joke and it was still funny. Charlie is a professional.

[@Mariana-zc1gx]

not to be an sjw but most of the times fat jokes are like... pretty unfunny. there’s so much other to make jokes about a person and charlie is a good example. we should be more like charlie.

[@todhold2673]

@@Mariana-zc1gx Come on man. Lets be real. There are definitely some funny fat jokes. It's just that it's 2021 and Charlie isn't trying to get cancelled or lose his fat audience members.

[@Kleinstrateratte]

@@Mariana-zc1gx that fat thing looks so surreal you dont have to joke about that

[@sirquacksalot6463]

@@Mariana-zc1gx Jelly Jugs Are Hilarious Bro

[@KemoneArmstrong]

@@todhold2673 most people don't know how to make funny fat jokes.

[@eda123123]

“Money is temporary but mayonnaise is forever.”

[@OHOE1]

02:15

[@meisteremm]

Until you run out of mayonnaise and can't buy more because you're out of money too.

[@bruceterbear40]

Yeah saved forever in ur fat

[@FlyCasual458]

I read this as he said it 😂

[@sadam9585]

its money is temporary but mayo is eternal

[@00nanagon]

I love how Charlie sounds so _AROUSED_ with those good ol' scoops of mayonnaise.

[@squish5299]

Ngl I always appreciate how he's never made fun of any of the bad chef's appearances. He's had the opportunity to make some low blows and doesn't. I know it's the bare minimum but I appreciate his respectful bullying.

[@Scroom0000]

That bologna grinder isn't obeying the laws of equivalent exchange, she must have a philosopher's stone in it.

[@davidpowers1175]

lol

[@viktorbimmel4007]

Its an SCP. Lets grind a D-Class to see what happens.

[@ascendedcat260]

@@viktorbimmel4007 it could probably grind up scp-682

[@rickthebiniber8376]

Edward been real quite

[@scottrunyon9327]

yes

[@serenalucia7679]

What is everyone talking about? Girl just built a whole ecosystem with that cornbread salad, nonchalantly. She's too powerful.

[@senatorpineapple8149]

It straight up looked like layers of the earth’s crust

[@eragonilo87]

She looks like your mom

[@eggplant2847]

Put her down Joke

[@nas9229]

Literally put lake water in a sealed jar book ecosystem

[@senatorpineapple8149]

@@eragonilo87 Well shit alright then

[@haphazardprism]

2:06 Charlie talkin' dirty 😂

[@Azby64]

"Then we're just gonna put some mayo in here to bond it." Yes. That is what the whole jar of mayo is for, the bonding properties.

[@imafrickingbin7612]

this woman is kay's cooking and jack scalfani's love child she ticks all the boxes

[@CertifiedMVP]

Speaking of Jack. Was there something wrong with his right hand? He doesn't move it

[@imafrickingbin7612]

mayo overdose

[@CertifiedMVP]

@@imafrickingbin7612 makes sense.

[@imafrickingbin7612]

@Niemand so it would seem

[@imti03]

Don't think that's Kay's cooking cus Kay's cooking is British

[@infuriated5893]

She hasn’t yet transcended the Mayo threshold and reached immortality like Jack has, but she’s getting there.

[@tryisie3061]

Everyone had to start somewhere

[@shwingcrimson8202]

I mean.... nobody starts as gods

[@americafuckyeah4520]

Jack who?

[@aaronlandry3934]

Jack has had a stroke and his wife has to do his videos now. He’s most definitely not immortal and unfortunately he doesn’t look like he’s doing so well. Also, he admitted to almost killing his son because he caught him smoking weed.

[@hammskie05]

@@aaronlandry3934 What did he do? Make him eat the party cheese salad?

[@giusepperesponte8077]

This woman makes absolutely divine fare for the gods compared the other “people” you’ve documented on this channel

[@anglespoggle]

Sara just seems so sweet I could watch her put mayonnaise on top of mayonnaise on top of corn bread for hours

[@forg0tten]

Charles White 2021: "Money is temporary, Mayonnaise is for ever." well said.

[@josedavidmarquez-alvarez330]

And Doom is Eternal

[@eltipodepan6373]

Until the expiration date says it’s bad next week...

[@fjdjckckckck]

I said that in a uncle roger voice

[@forg0tten]

@@eltipodepan6373 ah the mcchicken sauce connundrum lol.

[@plantanoid2849]

hotel is trivago

[@1Alex1]

She put more Mayo in that salad than I have ever eaten in my 17 years of life

[@firstnamelastname180]

5 spoonfuls?

[@thomasbummer4361]

@@firstnamelastname180 I bet I truly didnt eat more than that when I was 17, things went downhill from that point on lol

[@kostas3577]

"salad"😂

[@alimctaven7417]

@@firstnamelastname180 more like 8

[@snorf525]

I've eaten about a teaspoon of mayo during my whole life and I am proud of it

[@zoemiller5824]

sara is genuinely one of my fav youtubers she’s so sweet and wholesome to watch

[@SausyVal]

Sara is so wholesome and her voice is so cute i just watch her random vids while i do my exams or study cuz like it soothes me

[@affektivmusic]

I love how he never slams the people, but just the skills and the food. Wholesome but roast-mode at the same time, its fucking hilarious.

[@JW-ob1gb]

4:30 LOLOLOL laughing so hard right now

[@263kiki]

been going on a streak watching all of Charlie's KZbin chef reviews, I'm never complaining about my moms cooking again i promise.

[@_The_Traveler_]

"I'm gonna start with half a cup of mayo, and then we can go from there" *_proceeds to empty an entire 30oz bottle_*

[@Strawberry-be8id]

Two shots of vodka

[@beans5065]

@@Strawberry-be8id 😂 😂😂

[@gileee]

What does cup even mean to them. The second woman also dumps like 3 heaping spoonfuls of peanut butter.

[@brandonswain65]

well look how healthy she looks and then guess how much she thinks a cup of mayo should be

[@gileee]

@@brandonswain65 Why not just say half a jar. Why even mention cups. "I'm gonna put in 246 teaspoons of mustard"

[@thornbush2708]

I am really tempted to use “Money is temporary but Mayo is forever” as my senior quote now.

[@grrrbarkwoof]

i- do it

[@C1944D]

Please do

[@Ditto-.]

Do it!!

[@Echo-hg7gu]

Maybe do “knowledge is temporary but mayo is forever” it relates more to school

[@maximus9321]

No balls

[@MB-ev9ix]

Him talking about what makes something a salad sent me into hysterics because I recently had that conversation with my friends about buko pandan salad lmao

[@OhyeahKandJyea]

When he said "that will be our little secret"... That was it for me, I almost passed on.

[@NuzzywtheWuzzy]

That peanut butter giving me “two shots of vodka” vibes

[@EverythinPage]

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[@EverythinPage]

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[@EverythinPage]

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[@Gman-lb5uk]

This comment giving too many bots

[@EverythinPage]

@@Gman-lb5uk lmao I’m not a bot

[@NickolasGreenOutdoors]

the best title is Bolonga Is For Real Chefs

[@G_SCOOT]

Bologna*

[@vel0rm0ntela41]

mayo*

[@chrisreynolds6846]

This is literally the last channel I thought I'd find you on.

[@getlitskoden]

That is true

[@mangoberry2534]

I see you are a man of great taste, hats off to you!

[@a_true_generic_gamer1104]

She seems like she enjoys cooking, and that makes me enjoy her videos.

[@BenSearsVids]

The sugar in the broccoli salad floored me

[@anotherasian291]

She’s using alchemy to turn that cheese into bologna

[@Mister_Clean]

This woman makes American cooking look absolutely horrid

[@fagioli7063]

Any minute now there will be an obesity joke or portion size joke. Just gotta wait a little longer, but while we wait what's your favorite food?

[@idiotacp]

wydm this is exactly what i imagine Americans to be like

[@devoniguess1674]

@@fagioli7063 heavy amount of time you gotta weight there bud.

[@HayTatsuko]

@@fagioli7063 A nice black bean-based taco with a low-sodium seasoning blend, fresh tomato, bell and jalapeño peppers, and a modest amount of whatever cheese is handy and is shreddable or grate-able, as a condiment, not a main component of the dish. If I can get it in a super high-fiber, low net carb tortilla, all the better.

[@waitwhat238]

@@HayTatsuko Do you prefer Spinach or Corn tortillas?

[@roaminxo]

I think it's beautiful that I got a kraft mayo ad on this vid

[@vuduong6170]

I lowkey want some of these to chill while watching Charlie

[@antoncamilleri7118]

Jokes aside, she looks like a very generous person Like a person who always greets you and gives you a huge amount of food, like a grandma but with many mayo

[@oussamat612]

I feel bad for her tho she's too fat and isn't stopping she 'll suffer

[@Truck-kun_01]

@@oussamat612 her lungs probably gonna collapse under all that weight

[@Hermit.Crabbe]

She is _becoming_ the bologna.

[@dickomin]

and many cardiac arrests

[@Competitive_Antagonist]

@@dickomin I know she's unhealthy, but she doesn't deserve to be arrested for it.

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

She's like Jesus but instead of turning water into wine, she turns water into bologna

[@lilacetone1]

Turn air into diabetes

[@GenericYugituber]

She turns the water in your body into bologna

[@kiwiboyyt5297]

Like gio turns rocks in to scorpions

[@somedude2468]

She turns saltwater into spam

[@_jmv]

@@kiwiboyyt5297 or like how he turned the brick into a snake

[@KriegerTheMusicOne]

they both honestly look very wholesome

[@joshuahowdewudo1548]

Damn it I made it through a few of your videos without laughing but you got me with a simple "well it's ruined" at the beans part.

[@DubCmusicTV]

Money is temporary, clogged arteries are forever.

[@bnuuycomrade5089]

Hell yeah

[@zkull9982]

*Death is temporary*

[@shisexee]

I may be heavy, but how the hell does it get that bad? Someone please explain to me

[@shisexee]

@@dandyrion5779 Oh, then maybe people like that have eating disorders...

[@eragonship4929]

@@shisexee yeah probably a combination of incredibly fatty food and some eating disorder

[@josephhelms2362]

The title: Broccoli salad The lady: *"Now we add 1/2 cup of sugar."*

[@joy4084]

"Healthiest salad ever"

[@angelvu]

the american way 🤤

[@aphroditesparrow1837]

dude you need to try some good broccoli salad though it’s fuckin amazing

[@yikes5046]

@@angelvu trust me 90% of Americans aren't like that ( At least I hope not ).

[@bertranwalker6524]

@@yikes5046 google obesity rates in the US

[@getmepaid2day653]

5:53 I can't believe She Actually made the leftover Parfait From Malcolm in the Middle 😂😂😂😂

[@jotarokujo4662]

I like how moist throws around so many Harry Potter references

[@Mtthw.]

“That’ll be out little secret” had me in stitches

[@maunichyr]

bruh right lmfao

[@marshi7777]

Sameee

[@masakihato9486]

"Half a cup of peanut butter... depending on how rich... " Half a cup of peanut butter... depending on how much time you want to remain alive.

[@lilo5437]

So the whole jar for me then 🤷🏽‍♀️🥲

[@tommot5100]

So just fine? Peanut butter was a staple for me while in HS and college while training for sports

[@IsaacClodfelter]

Peanut butter isn't unhealthy though. It is actually rather good for you.

[@suryamohan3410]

peanut butter is just peanut and salt tho like maybe a spoon of oil but that's about it

[@matpainter2164]

@@IsaacClodfelter depends on the peanut butter but the plastic shit americans eat isnt too bad but it isnt good (Also u Americans somehow made cheese shit and plastic)

[@SPGHTTFRT]

I love how restrained the first lady was with the mustard right after she dumped a week’s worth of mayo into the bowl lmao

[@generalgrevious815]

Scientificlly speaking, a salad is anything you find in the back of the fridge mixed together in a bowl.

[@JebemTiZivot]

That’s literally like 5000 calories of just mayo, like mayo is 100cal per tbsp.

[@Burek_King]

Those are rookie numbers compared to how much mayo we Slavs eat.

[@JebemTiZivot]

@@Burek_King Lol you Russian or what?

[@Burek_King]

@@JebemTiZivot Nope, Croatian.

[@JebemTiZivot]

@@Burek_King oh 🤣 pa govoriš hrvatska?

[@gooblegobble78]

Bullshit, Kingassripper has requested you to his chambers. He ain't asking you...

[@Maxdud]

One thing that I genuinely love about Charlie is that, even if he is just making fun of someone's food or cooking. He never mentions their weight or physical appearance like ever.

[@miam4443]

It’s sad reading all these comments, specifically taking about her appearance. I’ve watched her videos before and the comments are very wholesome but now I feel that’s about to change. We need more Charlie’s

[@extraordinarygamer937]

bruh how can someone not notice her appearance and comment on it its human nature to find odd things odd

[@Maxdud]

@@extraordinarygamer937 obviously we know she is obese it isnt like we ignore it. But making fun of her for it is low. Like it will be typical and overused. Charlie just kinda made fun of her cooking since that is what is supposed to be laughed at.

[@miam4443]

@@extraordinarygamer937 - There’s a difference between noticing it and calling it out. Of course we notice it but the majority of people don’t lower themselves to speak on it. It’s just fucked up to do to someone who’s completely harmless and just loves doing what she does. If anything she has more confidence than any of us to even put herself on this fucked up platform for people like you, who seem to project their own insecurities onto people like her. You understand it now?

[@bufaloguerreiro7573]

Yeah mock the obese woman fat , cholesterol and portion crazy meal that made her obese on the first place But god forbid you mention her being obese and unhealthy over eating that sort of shit, then you pushed all boundaries

[@juliatrevino9969]

The way he got excited when the Mayo was shown 😂😂😂

[@toasted9651]

I love this lady, I know my heart will get full of her loveliness and mayo ♡

[@justsomeguywithoutalife230]

*”Money is temporarily but mayonnaise is forever”*

[@Foxladinger]

Money is temporary because I'm spending it all on mayo.

[@mxrco7079]

goat

[@sev93]

-Charlie 2021

[@andimitris24]

On the thighs.

[@coomer5828]

The future is meaningless, the pasta is now

[@chasecook184]

“Thats like three tires worth of Bologna” Charlie has created another unit of measurement.

[@hunternegron336]

I'm not up to speed on the lore. Is there a laundry list of other units of measurement? I have to know

[@littlebird5400]

...another? I'm interested in the others he's created with his gifted, godlike mind

[@Bash_Minimal]

my thoughts exactly

[@asaniwasabi]

Reject metric system, accept tire measurement

[@nightlyjambles6114]

the sound of the baloney traveling through the grinder made my skin crawl

[@neshanalrazhi7368]

She is so cute she looks enocent trying to have something to share but she looks shy of bullying. It broke my heart ppl like this are angels. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😭

[@tomdyer8518]

when Charlie asks, “where are the Amish getting coconuts from?” my face started hurting from a solid mixture of laughter, disgust, and mayo.

[@fin5208]

Ok

[@tomdyer8518]

@@fin5208 thanks Fin. Later Fin.

[@ahorse729]

Arubamish

[@salvicx5048]

Genuinely hard to watch. Like watching someone slowly poison themselves.

[@slime8721]

True

[@gageblanchard7467]

Like watching an alcoholic buy alcohol

[@jamesrichardson4513]

With those ingredients it is actually quickly poisoning her 🤦‍♂️

[@joemohamed3008]

That's literally what's happening

[@Long-Horse]

Bit late for that it looks like.

[@thewitch2810]

Charlie needs to recreate these recipes

[@nediAW]

"half a cup to a cup" proceeds to add full jar of peanut butter

[@PunTeamYT]

I am hoping he reacts to more cooking with kay

[@maxmillainmusbeatsuopengui6280]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n2HbeXyurMeEpdE bruh tats facts right def?

[@CH3R.N0BY1]

@@maxmillainmusbeatsuopengui6280 why you self promoting bro

[@doorknobslayer9567]

@@CH3R.N0BY1 they're desperate

[@ShadowXardas]

He mentioned once on stream that he doesn't like to anymore because people are really mean to her afterwards.

[@rolltideroll8458]

@@ShadowXardas F

[@Gruetzsensen]

"Don't trust skinny chefs" but I am not sure if I should trust her...

[@malachiroberts6198]

She's an advocate for triple bypass surgery and wants you to join her.

[@Djeeoo1]

I mean, she's kind of popular by seeing the amount of views on her videos. Probably not all of them are watching for pure entertainment. So my question is, who in their right mind would try her recipes, she didn't get like this for no reason

[@TheEvilWithinFan]

I really don't care what their body size is, I wouldn't trust anyone who uses that much mayo in their food.

[@fnors2]

@@Djeeoo1 People likely watch her with some kind of morbid curiosity. Trying to see food that will end you as you eat them. It's kind of like Epic Meal Times from way back when, with seeing how much bacon and meat you can put in a meal. Though at least with Epic Meal Times, they were more on the entertainment side of things than pure food.

[@minicokes4366]

@@malachiroberts6198 It's Midsommar but for heart diseases

[@dannnii99]

sara seems like such a lovely caring person. she'll take care of you and make sure you've eaten. she's like an auntie or grandma. such a wholesome soul.

[@ThyArtIsCrack]

The Tropico music in the background just makes it great.

[@Nate_ROB_]

I cannot imagine eating that bologna salad and not dying immediately

[@battlechick]

😂😂😂😂

[@nutitoo]

you are technically right because we all are gonna die one day

[@topgeorge6908]

@De'Ron Jones you ok there? Seems like one of the mental hospitals lost their patient

[@philymc2801]

@De'Ron Jones Lmao This right here is why most ppl cant stand vegans. The most arrogant and self righteous ppl in the planet. You know how many millions of animals are killed or displaced in the farming of fruit and vegetables and if everyone ate only plant based you would have a hell of alot more deaths. Stop with your vegan nonsense ffs. Most of the pea protein and processed soy is terrible for you because of all the pesticides used which leave them high in sulphates.

[@altnova6643]

@@philymc2801 pretty sure by the way it's worded that it's a copy pasta

[@hypotheticaltapeworm]

The culinary definition of a salad is a dish made from small bits of several foods. The lettuce-based things that usually come to mind is a garden salad, which is made with (usually raw) vegetables. That said, fruit salad, chicken salad, pasta salad, and even ambrosia are all salads by definition.

[@amberslahlize7961]

Oh really, I didn't know that. I'm actually glad someone said this, thank you.

[@ommk9650]

You forgot to mention the most important part of a salad... Mayo!

[@matthewware8973]

It's not a salad without mayo

[@cowboi9042]

so your saying if i took shit from different animals and mixed it toghether it would be a shit salad?

[@hypotheticaltapeworm]

@@cowboi9042 if the pieces are distinguishable enough, sure. Otherwise that'd fall more in line with a pâté.

[@MasinRaine]

The moment Charlie says: "There it IS... Yesss!" - You can just tell he Hellmans'd in his shorts, he was that excited! 😆

[@zredpoo1890]

no matter how bad my day could be charlie always makes me die laughing

[@KenzieSkowyra]

I'll be waiting for that "Money is temporary but mayo is forever" hoodie.

[@Split_mirror_system]

LMFAOO

[@McKMuffins]

Would fully cop that not even joking.

[@Split_mirror_system]

@@McKMuffins me too

[@Garchomp808]

urban dictinary you can put anything on a hoodie/mug

[@oumardiop1]

spread the mayo until it is done

[@mr.totolose2107]

Why does the cornbread salad look like my 6th grade science teacher’s earth display

[@giraffe1381]

Your teacher took some inspiration from her

[@Clouditivity]

She seems so sweet 🥺🥰

[@patch1459]

I’m so glad I clicked on this video I am currently in the super craving part of the fasting cycle and it just ended

[@jorgehernandez5730]

"Was this discovered before we discovered lettuce?" It was discovered before we learned about heart disease

[@sidking2381]

I said the same thing to myself

[@tomblack5588]

i really appreciate how he doesn’t shit on her appearance and only makes jokes about the food.

[@gregothy9190]

Yeah, can't say the same for YT comments... But who's surprised there

[@SKYRONsingle]

There is simply nothing to be said that isn’t already on everyone’s mind

[@ehodzic155]

Its a big part to ignore to be honest. She is ridiculously fat

[@Grease-Goblin]

The man doesn't go for the easy jokes. Where's the sport in that?

[@davidb.3833]

@@ehodzic155 Hey but they probably really enjoy their food. Sucks eating healthy sometimes.

[@maunichyr]

the youtube chef series have to be my favorite fucking clips of all time we need more

[@TheJes8p]

the amount of mayo she put in made me want to cry

[@EthGemsnStuff]

She is like a sweet grandma, but instead of a stuffed turkey she makes a plate of mayonnaise and sugar for the whole family lol - btw I draw (and do) stupid stuff if anyone cares

[@meestersecure9060]

Thanks Auntie Diabetes!

[@dabirdgaming8207]

yeah ikr, i agree kzbin.info/www/bejne/n2HbeXyurMeEpdE

[@wugiwugu]

this is what we europeans think of whenwe think of american kitchen edit: loved the last video (skit) lmao

[@user-fq4hj8yv2z]

@@meestersecure9060 You could say... she's sweet.

[@jeremyhughes2864]

@@wugiwugu Uggghhhhh..I can see why you think that,but I can promise you,that not all of us Americans are morbidly obese, & a lot of Americans don't look or eat like she does..LoL..Sorry,but it's true

[@chiasmo8919]

As an italian born and raised in Bologna I've never heard the word Bologna as much as in this video You have my thanks

[@garminbozia]

Bolonga

[@AONE_.]

mamma mia

[@SkyHighTigre75]

Che bello

[@knuckles1546]

Bolony

[@carstarsarstenstesenn]

fake Baloney isn't a city it's meat haha dumb

[@lindxey2]

the cornbread salad reminds me of the episode of friends when Rachel attempted to cook a trifle

[@CrazySharp]

I love this “It’s like a washing machine for bologna… This is mesmerizing” I blew beer out of my nose

[@queenofawesome2550]

This woman is such a sweet heart but god the stuff she cooks is unhealthy.

[@vraolet]

I feel like it would just taste like mayo and nothing else

[@JacketCK]

@@vraolet you underestimate the absolute disgusting taste of balogna

[@LKonstantina915]

also she's overweight because of it probably unless she had health issuses or something idk

[@osku2290]

@@LKonstantina915 i imagine every american looks like that so nothing to worry about ;)

[@damianflavius8663]

You're god damn right her heart is sweet.

[@luk3warm225]

"Money is temporary, but mayo is forever." - Charles "Homeless Jesus" White

[@aog1747]

Underrated 😂

[@evenoddridge4829]

Wasn't the first jesus homeless jesus? Charlie is wearhouse jesus

[@lucere6102]

Charles “Homeless Jesus “”fucking”” Christ” White

[@radio2699]

Money is temporary, but mayo is forever I'm getting that as a tattoo

[@darth_mooseus]

I got a cooking ad and a mayonnaise ad during the video.

[@thedaredevil9309]

“1 spoon of peanut butter” *ADDS THE WHOLE JAR*

[@KillaSardinez5656]

Two shots of vodka

[@reinerheiner1148]

Adds the whole bottle.. and then 2 more

[@Hornium]

Nobody can tell me you cant use a serving spoon instead

[@krypto2585]

Per square inch duhh

[@FatPieceOfGarbage]

“That’ll be our little secret”

[@FatPieceOfGarbage]

@@kingmankingboy8743 I’m not even mad bruh the comment section on that song is hilarious

[@CubeItself]

"money is temperory but mayo is forever" - charlie 2021

[@jinxismissing]

“Money is temporary mayo is forever” 😭😭😭

[@cherrislushi]

that cornbread salad is like Rachel’s thanksgiving trifle 😂

[@jamesdonoughue4557]

Peas? Goooodd! Meat good!! Custard goooooooood!!

[@tikimurky9319]

@@kingmankingboy8743 god why did I click on that link

[@cherrislushi]

@@tikimurky9319 what is it? i havent clicked it im scared

[@ginjadingo2941]

@@cherrislushi gives you cheese touch

[@ibeamy]

It tastes like feet!

[@dannazione653]

2:36 its old fashioned because it was discovered before we knew about health standards

[@sosayweall_jpg]

I like mayo and even I'm agog at how she KEPT putting it in that bologna salad. I did the "IT'S ENOUGH SLICES!" voice to the screen

[@itskindofemily]

Charlie is so wholesome in this lmao

[@johnsbananachokedmehelp]

Gordon always checks his closet every night to see if Simply Sara's inside.

[@linamiller4208]

Surely you could hear her breathing from outside your house

[@traumatizedmacasio8682]

She is ramsays kitchen nightmare

[@tobanmyastan2628]

I realize I'm pretty shit at cooking, but that stuff haunts my nightmares

[@Eazy-V]

Now i'm feeling haunted

[@sonikblade]

she doesnt hid in the closet thats why he never found her, she is inside our hearts