Dead Phelous is in a house showing Uwe Boll's destruction of the House of the Dead. phelous.com / phelous Originally Released: October 27, 2010
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@BlackBeWhite2k79 жыл бұрын
It's really a testament to how low standards were around the mid 2000s when almost all of these Boll game adaptations were released in theaters at one point...
@JohnSmith-eo5sp6 жыл бұрын
Three were: House of Dead, Alone in Dark, and Bloodrayne
@rebornkusabi72646 жыл бұрын
And In The Name of the King, Far Cry and Postal (limited run).
@Never_heart6 жыл бұрын
John Smith 3 is too many
@Never_heart6 жыл бұрын
Ya the 2000s were a dark time for films.
@blaisetelfer84995 жыл бұрын
That explains how "Crash" won Best Picture
@johnt.campbell3167 жыл бұрын
"You did it so you could live forever. Why?" "To live forever." Wow... What a well-thought-out thing to happen! That scene makes more sense than it needs to.
@coyotefever1053 жыл бұрын
Dadadadaaaaaa
@mindlessgonzo7 жыл бұрын
If Hollywood is dead set on reboots and remakes, why not the movies that Uwe Boll had his fucking hands in?
@Mr.Marsha115 жыл бұрын
Captain Kirk is so raw he doesn’t even have to reload his game
@Never_heart6 жыл бұрын
The biggest bugbear I have in this movie is, if the Zombies can swim why haven't they spread off the island?
@erinthedemonhog2090 Жыл бұрын
See that's I'm wondering
@artrosemedia3539 жыл бұрын
As a fan of the HOTD games, this movie is a knife in my fucking soul.
@nomduclavier7 жыл бұрын
Art Rose Media But is there a house in the games
@NerdySabbath6 жыл бұрын
Dropkick Queen In the first one kinda, tho it’s more of a ever expanding mansion if remember correctly
@hipsterelephant26606 жыл бұрын
House of the Dead Overkill has levels that take place in houses, and it's theme is GRINDhouse.
@SuperShirikibros13 Жыл бұрын
I honestly would rather rip out all of my organs, one by one than ever see this movie outside of reviewer commentary
@erinthedemonhog2090 Жыл бұрын
I played the game at about arcade & thought it was awesome.
@MmaSmarty875 жыл бұрын
The last time I saw House of the Dead I fell asleep at the shoot out scene...woke up and it was STILL goin on
@Dreigonix4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: there aren’t technically any actual zombies in the House of the Dead games; they’re genetically-mutated “Creatures”. Zombies don’t appear outside of a non-canon spinoff game called Zombie Revenge. So this movie didn’t even get that right!
@t_man7259 Жыл бұрын
They tried to pass this off as prequel to the games but this movie can't be canon to games in the slightest
@lovelovelove779 Жыл бұрын
But i still call them zombies .. and ya if your definition of zombie has " coming back from the death " factor necessary then there are actually some monsters in the game which are zombies.. for example , Sophie becomes zombie in bad ending of the house of the dead game after getting killed by Chariot which clearly means she came back from the death . In the house of the dead 3 , there is a reanimated corpse miniboss named Yukio , who was killed by " zombies " or biologically engineered monsters or whatever before turning into one . So ya Yukio and Sophie are zombies since they are reanimated corpses . And the mutants in the house of the dead overkill game are actually zombies ... This is clear when in first level of the game , mutants are seen coming out of graveyard and in hospital mission of the game ( called " blastic trauma " or whatever ) , some mutants are seen coming out of morgue drawers which indicates they may be reanimated corpses . So ya even though not all monsters are technically " zombies " in the game given they are not reanimated corpses , but some monsters are zombies since they are reanimated corpses .
@lovelovelove779 Жыл бұрын
Also the developers refer to Cyril creature ( creature / zombie with two axes 🪓 🪓 ) in The house of the dead 1 game as " dead " in the tutorial ( if you have noticed that line " shoot the dead attacking you " ) , i don't know why but maybe he is a reanimated corpse .
@BalloonSage9 жыл бұрын
That intro reminds me of the day years ago when I had my first period, and I knew I had finally become a man.
@mrmackellar33379 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean puberty
@BalloonSage9 жыл бұрын
Yes, when a boy bleeds from his vag for the first time, it's called puberty.
@badjokemaker30519 жыл бұрын
Balloon Sage You made my day :D
@anikmonette21407 жыл бұрын
Balloon Sage I'm not sure to understand but it was funny. 😆
@cathieupchurch41666 жыл бұрын
anik monette I believe it's a south park reference. There was an episode where they thought boy's had periods, till God told them that they don't and the boys that did had a virus.
@whitefox411-gamer72 жыл бұрын
There actually where Sega sponsored raves. Though they weren't on islands. Most Sega raves revolved around projections of their character Miku Miku singing popular J-Pop and American Pop songs.
@goosegas2087 Жыл бұрын
You mean Hatsune Miku?
@eddygatlin6 жыл бұрын
'I WILL NEVER DIE'... genius how you tied this review in with stay alive
@Mcal0on7 жыл бұрын
Why did that woman decide to jump into the path of the thrown axe, rather than simply tilting the barrel of the gun up slightly?
@MinscFromBaldursGate923 жыл бұрын
Because no one acts like a rational human being in Boll movies.
@stlouisrocker1008 жыл бұрын
You might be happy to know that Boll is officially retiring from film making. In his words at least, but for now lets enjoy the possibility that he is leaving the business. Hopefully for good.
@andhieyusuf70087 жыл бұрын
stlouisrocker100 Not before he plays victim and blame us all because we doesn't fund his kickstarter tho...
@stlouisrocker1007 жыл бұрын
Andhie Yusuf Let him have his tantrums. It's only going to make him look worse than he already is.
@nomduclavier7 жыл бұрын
stlouisrocker100 Mostly 'cause they closed the loophole
@stlouisrocker1007 жыл бұрын
Dropkick Queen If that's the case, then let's have a round of applause.
@viewtiful1doubleokamihand2537 жыл бұрын
You were writing this with a straight face, calling whatever this degenerate made as "film making" ?
@ScowlieMeerkat8 жыл бұрын
RIP Boll's filmmaking. We took you for granted, we had our fun, but we never imagined how deeply we'd feel the loss at your passing. The world is cold and empty without you.
@anikmonette21406 жыл бұрын
I did not read this properly the first time and thought you meant that Uwe Boll was dead! Geez, don't give me false hope like that... XD
@johnsouto52216 жыл бұрын
Scowlie Meerkat I miss him, just like that boil that I had to get popped. painful but it's gone now.
@BATCHARRO8 жыл бұрын
"Isla del Muerte"? No. It's either Isla de LA Muerte or Isla de LOS Muertos.
@FuugaNatsu8 жыл бұрын
You forgot that Uwe Bol is an idiot who doesn't let little things like facts, and logic, and sense stop him from putting out garbage films. Plus, y'know, finding someone who speaks Spanish that could correct him would be IMPOSSIBLE. I mean, it's only one of the 5 most spoken languages in the world according to the most up-to-date lists I've been able to find - and going by any lists I've been able to find from roughly when this would've been made, it still would've been in the top 10. And that'd require actual EFFORT. I wouldn't make such a big deal out of this if it was an isolated incident, but... it's Uwe fucking Bol. I don't think he knows what things like "quality checking" or "accurate representations" are.
@andhieyusuf70087 жыл бұрын
FuugaNatsu He completely ignore the original game story he adapted too. For example Alone in the Dark is survival horror game, and actually Uwe Boll's writers already made script that faithful to the game. But Uwe Boll ditch them, because he want more shooting and sexy girls....
@chadcastagana91817 жыл бұрын
Batzarro. Isla de Muerte = Isle of Death - - would have sounded better
@handsomebrick6 жыл бұрын
But otherwise, the movie is flawless.
@Tareltonlives4 жыл бұрын
Uwe Boll doesn't understand English, let alone Spanish.
@RabbitHole207 жыл бұрын
Uwe Boll everyone, one of the most DREADFUL directors of making video game adaptions. Holy fuck.....where's the Tylenol......?
@MiloTheMightyDude6 жыл бұрын
There is actually a behind the scenes video for this in House of the Dead III on the Xbox. I own a piece of an Uwe masterpiece. Holy shit.
@christianholzschuh68532 жыл бұрын
I met my girlfriend on one of these sega raves from 2003. But we broke up so she could focus on her pingpong career.
@SmrtPhonRtistCF4 жыл бұрын
I enjoy rewatching this review every once in a while from seeing it nearly a decade ago, holds up pretty well.
@HALOBOY3053 жыл бұрын
All of his reviews hold up pretty well
@MsDjessa9 жыл бұрын
Jürgen Prochnow you were in Das Boot and are really charismatic and have a cool accent! Why do you keep turning up in lousy movies? Seriously he is like German version of Malcolm McDowell.
@madelinevandongen11928 жыл бұрын
13:10 Did that chick just jump up *into the axe* ?
@infernodelta708 жыл бұрын
By the logic of reality, yes, by Boll logic, no
@anikmonette21406 жыл бұрын
Rogue of Life That... That was beautifully eloquent!
@Heallidan9 жыл бұрын
I felt my IQ drop to level potato...
@GarveyPeterson8 жыл бұрын
Dee dah Dee Dee dah
@CipherFiveZero9 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite review you've done Phelous, thanks for re-uploading it to KZbin even though some of the music has changed because of stupid copyright.
@davidspring40039 жыл бұрын
I have an idea for the next Uwe Boll movie! An adaptation of the classic game Sonic '06. The plot: a 10-year old kid (who dies his hair blue and wears it spiky) named Sonic collects small, elemental monsters. Oh, but he randomly shows short gifs of things like "Sonic Goes For a Walk."
@Zxzero368 жыл бұрын
+David Spring This is hollywood we need to give you a million dollars to make this
@davidspring40038 жыл бұрын
Zxzero36 I'd rather make GOOD movies, thanks lol
@nomduclavier7 жыл бұрын
David Spring And that's why you'll never make it big
@reptile1687Ай бұрын
This sounds more like pokemon
@davidspring4003Ай бұрын
@@reptile1687that's the joke
@SmackYoDumbAssss2 жыл бұрын
12:07 the stomping to the music is perfect, legit thought he was gonna starting rapping to the dead
@abonnybunny66478 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind a Punch Out: Phelous Edition. There's plenty of possibly opponents to choose from.
@nomduclavier7 жыл бұрын
Maybelle Summers P sure we all just imagined the same thing
@hypno-scream56523 жыл бұрын
If Old Man isn’t the referee, I ain’t buying
@MinscFromBaldursGate923 жыл бұрын
If Siro isn't one of the opponents I'm not buying it.
@nemesis_ftw25962 жыл бұрын
Literally the only movie in my life I actually walked out of and got my money back. Lol
@Avigorus3 жыл бұрын
For a moment, I thought you were going to congratulate the movie for breaking the stupid barrier lol
@LordQuadros2 жыл бұрын
The one good thing this movie brought to the world was the concept of a Sega rave. Because let's be real, that would actually be sick as hell.
@Dreigonix6 ай бұрын
Especially if they have some Hideki Naganuma on the playlist.
@NyQuilDonut9 жыл бұрын
That black girl got totally snubbed on that handshake.
@crisgill21729 жыл бұрын
Why is phelous so awesome?!?!
@nomduclavier7 жыл бұрын
Cris Gill Obligatory Meme-y answer time: -- Dried off, regained usefulness -- Infected with THE A VIRUS... / awesome fu virus (?) -- Every time a reviewer comes close to death, they get a power up -- Regeneration... eering -- He's got a shotgun
@ooftysizemore97239 жыл бұрын
so i got this dvd for christmas and boy was it a treat uwe boll ftw
@Funnyfish664 жыл бұрын
OMG we rented this from Block Buster when i was 10, but i didn't recognize the film till you showed a clip of Liberty. I long forgot what this film was, & the only thing that stuck with me was: 🔴 there was a movie with a girl named Liberty, in a ridiculous outfit ⚪ there was a line where the other characters made fun of/questioned if that was her real name 🔵 & they were being killed (but i didn't recall by what)
@Ooyama19976 жыл бұрын
"SEY-GAH~!"
@superfurryfox12 жыл бұрын
Bring back old Phelous! Miss your "horror" reviews
@gracekim252 жыл бұрын
He still does it sometimes
@nomduclavier7 жыл бұрын
You didn't even show McGyver shooting Casper the Friendly Ghost. What good are editing powers if you don't do that
@MinscFromBaldursGate924 жыл бұрын
Enuka Okuma what are you doing here? You were Lady Une and Android 18 for Odin's sake.
@Nagoragama7 жыл бұрын
The editing in this movie is completely baffling.
@asteriodea___95438 жыл бұрын
15:55 Skull face has really let himself go
@jaqjynx8 жыл бұрын
I used to put all my pocket money into that game at the arcade. Good times. Thanks for shitting all over my childhood Bol!
@WinterSteele9 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Erica Durance is actually married to the dude playing Castillo.
@SpeedyEric17 жыл бұрын
SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE from this shitty movie.
@adrienfourniercom7 жыл бұрын
12:03, the famous traveling rail in the first part of the frame. Ouch, Uwe, ouch.
@johnmartinez6317 жыл бұрын
you made me shiver when you said Romeo almost made twilight. not that twilight I know but still.
@kimifw586 жыл бұрын
I don't know. George Romero making a movie about a human who tries to keep the peace between vampires and werewolves sounds pretty cool. Well, it would be if SMeyer was willing to allow anyone with actual writing experience to make changes to her story.
@fightingmedialounge5193 жыл бұрын
To bad bella never cared about keeping peace.
@handsomebrick6 жыл бұрын
Imagine if you didn't know which game this was supposed to adapt, and you had to guess.
@Scloan2736 жыл бұрын
You know my biggest problem with Halloween, Friday the13 and pretty much every movie is that they all need stupid techno music over the bad matrix fight sees
@trevorhensley31858 жыл бұрын
Starts off with quoting Davison's dying lines as The Doctor. Nice touch, Phelan!
@brogansmith88687 жыл бұрын
I always freak out when someone references Doctor Who so when I saw this intro I lost it
@kidkunjer9 жыл бұрын
i think i just figured out something... Uwe Bol only got the rights to the TITLES of games, so it'll be cheaper etc, but he can't use any game content so he makes up a load of bollocks
@Magitek11129 жыл бұрын
+zeugfilms Unfortunately this movie kind of disproves that because he's clearly free to just shove in random footage from the game whenever he wants.
@ooftysizemore97239 жыл бұрын
+zeugfilms nope uwe boll actually thinks this is a game tie in it's true he is just insane
@Zxzero368 жыл бұрын
+zeugfilms No he does games because he can get a Tax write off. and I believe its mostly because so he doesn't have to think long about the script as its all laid out in front of him
@Never_heart6 жыл бұрын
Zxzero36 Thank fuck that tax loophole has been stuffed hopefully with Bol's head
@newbienoah94616 жыл бұрын
Why the hell is this called house of the dead? It should have been titled island of the dead given the setting! What, they couldn't find a big mansion and throw in a truck load of zombies in there? Yeah I know it's supposed to be an adaptation of the game but come on Boll, You could have at least tried.
@moogleknight889 жыл бұрын
Wow Phelan. You're really spitting out the videos for KZbin aren't ya.
@moogleknight889 жыл бұрын
Also, am I right in assuming that you changed the music in certain scenes on these videos so that way you wouldn't running to copyright issues on KZbin?
@phelous9 жыл бұрын
moogleknight88 Yep. KZbin comes down a lot harder on the music than Blip did so a lot of music bits that will or might cause problems have been swapped out.
@RisingBeast008 жыл бұрын
+Phelan “Phelous” Porteous It's good one have you on KZbin buddy. I love you!
@TooFatTooFurious8 жыл бұрын
He made you a DEAD SANDWICH!
@anikmonette21406 жыл бұрын
You deserve so much more views... When I first heard of you it was as Tobe Fair and I cringed hard, but there was a lot of good things said about you so I gave it a shot. And now I'm happy each time you upload!
@209clayton7 жыл бұрын
You did all of this, became immortal, why? TO LIVE FOREVER
@dragonlover71967 жыл бұрын
I just knew Uwe Boll made this before I even read the description. It's got his fingerprints all over
@alexlents46892 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite Phelous vids!
@mutalord9 жыл бұрын
I love the face you make when the watcher merges with you X)
@samyelts84984 жыл бұрын
I’m liking the cast picks and Directors’ name drops
@MrZerothejedi4 жыл бұрын
Protip Boll: It becomes really obvious your actor's on a stool when you have him raise his arms out like Jesus when he's hanging from a noose.
@isaiahnichols60836 жыл бұрын
Great shoutouts to the two best regeneration episodes of Doctor Who.
@ToruKun19 жыл бұрын
I remember an old issue of Game Informer that had an article covering the making of this movie, LMAO
@dragonlordthekingofdragons63735 жыл бұрын
Really?
@charondusk56086 жыл бұрын
The movie had one thing going for it, and that was Kirk's "Zero fucks given" attitude.Apart from that one tiny thing, it was a huge steaming pile of dung.
@riftshredder54387 жыл бұрын
Wow, they use the footage from the version of the game that gave the zombies green blood? Did they not have the rights to use footage from the real game lol
@MizfitZer04 жыл бұрын
The actual game has green blood... you have to unlock the red blood
@wannabehistorian3714 жыл бұрын
“They diiiii~ieee~🎵” Always gets me lol.
@BlazeQuadZ6 жыл бұрын
That intro alone makes this channel better than 99,4815162342% on youtube
@thegr8n84ever68 жыл бұрын
I remember my Mom bought this for me on dvd. I had a dreamcast and she knew that was my favorite game 4 the dreamcast. I had never heard of the "Amazing" bastard Uwe Troll and after watching it I would never forget the horror Uwe would bring upon the world. Anyway I brought the dvd to FYE and tried to trade it in a while later. They offered me 0.05$$$$!!! Yes a fuckn nickel....AND I TOOK IT!
@STARBEEM1173 жыл бұрын
Hopefully one day some director or movie company will pick up and redew a new House of the dead movie and do it right... I really hope so
@ElvenRaptor5 жыл бұрын
So did you ever get challenged to a boxing match?
@RavenWitchShade9 жыл бұрын
Damn anti-copyright strike stuff. The ending doesn't feel the same without the Dr. Who music.
@pyrusword139 жыл бұрын
Has phelous reviewed DOOM? If not he should it sucks!
@Gillan12204 жыл бұрын
Doom for me was tolerable.
@mr.gunzaku4374 жыл бұрын
A daytime rave...immersion BROKEN!
@YuuMonMusuedo9 жыл бұрын
Whew... finally caught up to all your videos... Now watch as you release 5 more that I missed. lol
@waypastcool43967 жыл бұрын
To Phelan's left (our right) throughout his review, it looks like there is a box for A Nightmare on Elm Street for DS? What is it??
@randalgraves69793 жыл бұрын
Resident Evil: Deadly Silence
@rogvortex588 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for the Lois reference.
@Ratciclefan6 жыл бұрын
I never played the game, so the only inaccuracy I could knowingly complain about was the fact there was no house. lol
@Ratciclefan6 жыл бұрын
Also, I've seen a gif of that scene at 5:08, and always wondered where it came from. lol
@abba36428 ай бұрын
One thing for sure if Castillio has an courage he'll keep his big break v.h.s. in an safe in his basement so his children will always wonder where they seen his father ...?
@cti1907 жыл бұрын
I like how you didn't mention the dolly track that comes into frame or the obvious stunt man trampoline.
@justinblackfacetrudeau89436 жыл бұрын
wait... theres no house in House of the Dead?
@ConversusVans6 жыл бұрын
I was doing a project for a class (a Hangman game featuring Hangedman from the first HotD game) and I told everyone about my game. One person I showed it to mentioned this MOVIE. Jeez...
@Rustwyrm6 ай бұрын
This is my favorite Fyre Festival documentary.
@ripleyandweeds12887 жыл бұрын
The 2000s were a frightening time.
@KingNazaru9 жыл бұрын
You should go back to reviewing Uwe Boll movies to prepare for Paul WS Anderson next Resident Evil movie .
@coyotefever1058 жыл бұрын
I'd rather watch Anderson's movies. Hell, he seems like an extremely nice guy in person unlike Uwe. Even if his movies aren't really good, I still respect him over Uwe.
@TheAngelmisa7 жыл бұрын
T-Birdus Thoracis AMEN! And milla jovoitch is a nice cool person too. screw uwe Boll and screw stupid ugly Maggie q too!
@WolfTeen20107 жыл бұрын
17:13 oh my god, it's that asshole from L.A. Noire!
@MermaidAyumi6 жыл бұрын
I guess it would have been o-fence-ive to continue dating.
@bloodrunsclear3 жыл бұрын
So McGuyver and Captain Kirk are in a movie... and it’s THIS movie?
@cjkalandek9965 жыл бұрын
Thank God Erica Durance at least came out of here with a career and her dignity.
@sirwilhelmh.y97498 жыл бұрын
Hmm, 330lbs at 6 4... You think I could get Uwe to fight me? I doubt he'd challenge or accept one from someone who could beat him. After him destroying bloodrayne I'd love the chance.
@dragonlordthekingofdragons63735 жыл бұрын
Are the games good?
@bigfatwarlord18465 жыл бұрын
Sir Wilhelm H.Y what’s your body fat percentage?
@ARedMagicMarker7 жыл бұрын
This movie could have been sooooo much better.
@meman298 жыл бұрын
That dubbing at 7:00 ish tho...
@whiterabbit752 жыл бұрын
13:45 That isn't techno music, it's the soundtrack CD skipping.
@Canada19944 жыл бұрын
Ok why would the island have a Spanish name if the film takes place in Washington State?
@Redmist-se7ld6 жыл бұрын
Great review I love the punch out thing hahah
@omnicowdemon6 жыл бұрын
Awesome intro music!
@mysteriousowen52055 жыл бұрын
Phelous as the watcher looked like General Zod
@GarthTheDestroyer Жыл бұрын
17:08 "Dogs of the AMS.... time they made a move."
@Lrr_Of_Omikron2 жыл бұрын
I remember when we only had the StreetFighter to be disappointed in. Then the Resident Evil movies came out and it was the beginning of the end.
@leonardoantonio87567 жыл бұрын
This movie and 2001 a space odyssey, two fundamental films of cinema.
@matthewmoran52977 жыл бұрын
(Monotone voice) Jürgen Prochnow?? What are you doing here??
@darkporis6 жыл бұрын
RUDOLPH? and here i thought that the antagonist from the games was named roy
@ripleyjlawman.31625 жыл бұрын
He’s supposed to be Curien’s son from House of the dead 3.