Day Shift Pitch Meeting

[@merikariu]

Ryan should be a screenwriter coach at this point. He's taught me so much about writing by tearing down shoddy work.

[@shahanahsan05]

screenwriter guy is proud of u

[@sparetot]

Problem is producer guy wouldn’t like good writing

[@GeneDarrTV]

Agreed, I definitely notice a lot more inconsistencies and nonsense in movies/shows thanks to him.

[@mustavogaia2655]

There shoulld be an app, just like those which check for code bugs, that flags every time Ryan could make a joke. The writer uploads the screenplay on the app and the writer gets a log: "this script contais 4 "please. get all the way of my back" and 5 "supereasy. barely an inconvenience" instance."

[@amdrewgamer]

its like this youtube channel i cant remember that teaches writing by teaching how not to write and giving bad writing advice so you know what not to do

[@nuffsaidny]

The hierarchy of the different types of vampires was a way more interesting premise than the actual plot of the movie. Wish they dived more into that.

[@salmankhan2739]

I think they might explore that in a sequel if its made since they set up a character named El Jefe known to be the oldest living vampire but it wasn't the villain of this film.

[@timberry4709]

"I wish you'd get ALLLL the way off my back about that!"

[@THESLICKNESSEDM]

It's gonna be a trilogy it's a setup for the future

[@jlev1028]

Isn't that what Vampire: The Masquerade is about?

[@dylanf3108]

Me too. I thought that was cool stuff.

[@NecroKoopa]

Ryan describing NFTs "And these fangs are valuable because..." "Of how much money they're worth" "That makes sense"

[@Dadofer1970]

NFTs - Necro Fang Trades

[@1monki]

@@Dadofer1970 Wow Wow Wow Wow

[@alsinoi]

Non Fangible Toothkens

[@edwardjohnson6744]

Hey! That's how DOLLARS work too!

[@rumblefish7537]

"Can't relate 'cause of how rich I am" ☺️

[@thatonegirlelaine]

"What about poo poo?" "No poo poo , just pee pee." That whole exchange has me laughing until I pee peed.

[@UltromanTheTacoman]

No poo poo?

[@linken0879]

@@UltromanTheTacoman little disappointment that they didn’t answer. This is vital information

[@Joeylikecoffee]

@@linken0879 he poo pood then die died

[@1516Spinola6040]

No poo poo, just pee pee.

[@newt2120]

was that in the movie?

[@danieldukette5321]

“You f$&@ing lied to me” has me literally crying right now 😂 I did not see that coming, when his smile slowly disappeared was golden

[@ribhavgupta6148]

Reminded me of food ol' John Wick's dog being killed.. Pow pow pow... pow

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok

[@michelleplombe7019]

@@Marvelfanatic3658 Dokee

[@rickdeckard1075]

most of the disclosures in movies are not thru the plot's brilliance per se, but thru direct visual symbolism or time markers.

[@frankensteinlives]

Right???

[@olandir]

How has this format not gotten old yet? I've watched every single pitch meeting from the very beginning and I love them all. It never gets old!

[@ceoatcrystalsoft4942]

Because movies haven't changed so he can't change yet

[@dadrising6464]

its more entertaining, in most cases, and even saves alot of money and time

[@ThemeParkRowan]

Movies keep getting worse somehow, so ridiculing them keeps getting funnier.

[@ravishingrickrude8016]

Because it punches up and it feels so good.

[@myrablack2337]

Yes me too! A lot of channels didn't aged well like honest trailers for example

[@jamesrimes2870]

I like how 90% pitch meeting is basically a more entertaining, time efficient version of a movie

[@palasta]

90%? Mh...

[@Cassandra_Johnson]

@@palasta He did miss that Snoop was in here.

[@boradis]

It's like speed-running bad films.

[@brian5771]

Channels like this are meant to be entertaining. What's new there? Lol

[@voydnaught1397]

Definitely gave me better value than actually watching some of those absolute clangers.

[@tylerderrico5182]

The "hey shut up" gets me every time 😂

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok

[@denverarnold6210]

It's more like "heyshutup"

[@guyincognito82]

Wow wow wow.... wow

[@araxxi27pogo86]

Same!

[@araxxi27pogo86]

Oh people shutting up is TIGHT!

[@RelativelyBest]

"That seems to be what I've written here, I dunno what to tell you." As a writer, I feel that.

[@CharlesH-t9r]

oh putting stock footage of stereotypical california famous spots plus the standard california hit songs from the 90s and 2000s to cram it home were in california instead of actually what place in california were at is tight!!!

[@truehare]

Sadly, I get that feeling whenever I see a *good* line I've written...

[@Narusasu98]

As a kid in school, I felt that

[@davimelo9181]

I'm also a writer. Wrote this comment here all by myself.

[@DustinBarlow8P]

Well see the problem is just looking at the most recent batch of movies and tv shows, there are a lot of writers around. The real question is are any of you a good writer?

[@CovvaLomusan]

The quick “hey shut up” has got to be my new favourite now. Beautiful teardown as ever.

[@scottslotterbeck3796]

Quick shut up was very very brief.

[@realbadger]

Mine too; so often I have to pause Ryan's videos because I'm laughing so hard...

[@Newciouss]

Yo 🔥kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJWtapWpg5x9d9k.

[@rogeliofelix13]

I love it.

[@greatestscott6599]

@@scottslotterbeck3796 Oh, very very briefs are _tight_ !

[@crofoegbu6535]

Producer Ryan has gone through a ton of character development over the past couple of years. I'm so proud of him 😊

[@Zeblinz]

Character development is tight!

[@mrlofi333]

It was easy… barely an ..

[@AdamFunk]

But he's still out to buy Canada. 😰

[@plasmaoctopus1728]

@@AdamFunk I mean that's still a development of sorts, just probably not a good one lol.

[@thelaxinlonghorn]

Funny I was thinking about Writer guy’s development haha

[@bartlett247]

I just watched this last night and the scene where the neighbor apologizes for tricking him made me think I had blacked out and missed something between them after the laundry scene.

[@davidb5411]

I bet it's a scene they cut out of the movie. That's what happens when there are gaps.

[@Boomy2nicce]

That and the lack of further explanation on why Seth was an Uber vamp was my main gripe with the movie I think an extra 30 to 40 minutes would have done this movie justice

[@pegah_di]

This was definitely one of the best pitch meetings ever. Funny, quick, witty, and also informative on different types of vampires.

[@roarickshu]

Funny, quick, witty pitch meetings are tight!

[@metzger5850]

Not to mention the movie came out like 2 days ago..or less. I'm not sure.

[@MuthafuckinPuddings]

Yeah, I feel like he mixed things up a little bit on this one too.

[@UltromanTheTacoman]

@@MuthafuckinPuddings The movie did that, as well, so...

[@thor3279]

Ryan is here mostly to educate. If you get a laugh or two along the way so much the better. But education is tight!

[@Brildagoat]

“You fucking lied to me” killed me😂😂😂

[@colderratic5681]

You know a movie’s great when the first time you’ve ever heard of it is from Pitch Meeting.

[@John_Locke_108]

Lol! So true.

[@steprockmedia]

Yeah, me too. Hey KZbin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is an example of a real human comment. The others are what we call spam or bots. Might wanna look into it.

[@fitnessealliance]

Go away

[@lnsflare1]

So it wasn't just me, then.

[@LostLandsLife]

I just finished it myself, ots honestly pretty good. Silly, but lot of action and pretty funny.

[@MBeccaro]

I don't even watch movies anymore, I just watch this channel and have better entertainment in a fraction of the time. Nice work.

[@czassity]

"Oh Pee pee!" "Pee pee!" "Pee pee very funny. What about poo poo?" "No poo poo, no poo poo." "No poo poo just pee pee, ok." I am 32 and I am laughing like an idiot at my desk. Ryan continues to excel in dialogue lmao

[@hocuspocuswimsalabim3915]

Im 33 and i am still laughing

[@discouragedspirit1290]

THIS is how you do comedy!

[@Lardfist0]

There was a poo poo joke in the movie.

[@georgedavey1339]

, z

[@LuisSierra42]

wow wow wow...wow!

[@RyanFloom]

Stopping everything I’m doing to immediately watch a pitch meeting for a movie I haven’t and won’t ever see is SUPER EASY! Barely an inconvenience!

[@mr.perfectcell1887]

Lol, same.

[@Explosiivo]

wow wow wow.................wow

[@shihoblade]

You really should watch. It was very fun.

[@TechDragon1]

Oh, stopping everything you're doing to immediately watch a Pitch Meeting for a movie you haven't and won't ever see is *TIGHT!*

[@JesusChrist-vq6lk]

Seeing there is a new pitch meeting during the day and trying to save it until that night so i can watch it in bed is mega tough, really inconvenient

[@AnnaDraconida]

I'm convinced this is actually how pitch meetings go nowadays and no one can tell me otherwise

[@jonfreeman9682]

That's why it's so funny because it's true.

[@thathorrorguy1974]

I thought it was pretty obvious that this is a documentary

[@erikhermansen3431]

Otherwise..... (guess you were wrong)

[@martinfiedler4317]

You really think, actual pitch meetings in Hollywood are on that orbital level of intellect???

[@Luminaria999]

He said in a pitch meeting revisited episode that he has been contacted by writers who say his videos quite accurate to actual studio notes given alot of the times

[@ndepke]

I have been going through your catalog ever since i found you last week. And i have to say. You are one of the most charismatic youtubers covering movies since critical drinker. Keep up the great work. It is straight gold

[@stickbat9]

I hate critical drinker, don't know how you can compare Ryan with him. Ryan is so much better at literally everything, CD is literary an Incel

[@AIVILO_444]

The “You f**king lied to me” part absolutely killed me 😭

[@coolnerdlll6053]

Did you copy me?

[@AIVILO_444]

@@coolnerdlll6053 Oh I didn’t see your comment! I’m so sorry, I can change it if you want

[@Kenneth_A_H]

@@AIVILO_444 nah, they're obviously not REALLY one of the cool nerds if they're acting like that

[@coolnerdlll6053]

@@Kenneth_A_H I was just curious.

[@davidmckesey7119]

Yes exactly lol

[@thomasmorrissey2788]

"Bring that pee-pee joke back in here!" "That's an actual line"/"And I'm signing off on it" Two in quick succession--almost had my own pee-pee joke there.

[@brucewillis542]

I needed to poo poo just before I saw this video posted, so I decided to watch it immediately and try to hold on...let's just say it was a big mistake, but I regret nothing.

[@jeremycalderon3483]

“You f**king lied to me “ caught me off guard not gon lie 💀

[@dereklearnslow]

The slow descent from smile to scowl killed me.

[@leighadawn6783]

Not a lot from these videos catch me off guard anymore; I think I snorted I laughed so hard

[@onelyfemusic6213]

He felt so betrayed lol

[@Colinkrauss1]

“And these fangs are valuable because…?” “…of how much money they’re worth.” Great writing 😂

[@adrianfanger1620]

El Jeffer probably buys them all and implants them everywhere on his body

[@DutchDread]

"And I'm signing off on it" with a big smile has to be my favorite new line in this pitch meeting, go ahead and make that a running one XD

[@zaxtonhong3958]

“That’s a real line in this movie that I’ve written here” “And I’m signing off on it” This needs to be a returning joke

[@mst4745]

It is. He's said this before.

[@FeliX-TobiYahs-C]

​@@mst4745 there has to be a list of these he interchanges accordingly

[@chrisgockel9108]

Yes please

[@WaterShowsProd]

I could feel the venom in that line. This was a joke borne out of pure hatred for the screenplay. Therefore, I loved it.

[@GCT1990]

Lol at 0:22 the look on his face... His character was so hurt, conflicted and upset that buddy just lied to him was amazing. Grating acting

[@deborahroby6129]

I literally come to this channel to decide if I want to watch a movie or not, based on Ryan’s pitch. Or to laugh about movies I already love. It’s very helpful.

[@hoseynnemati9078]

I honestly enjoy a pitch meeting more than the movie its self. Thank you so much Ryan George. U bring a happy smile on my face.

[@cloud5buster]

Me too. Pitch meetings have saved me a lot of time and money.

[@theinnerlight8016]

Same. Shows how bad modern movies are. From the 60s to the 80s one big great hit after another came around and for the past 20 years Hollywood has been attempting to cash in on original ideas from those years. Like Star Trek, Star Wars, LotR, Marvel Comics, DC... No original new ideas, just playing it "safe", doesn't look good for our culture.

[@jameshill4589]

@@cloud5buster So you like to screw yourself out of seeing some all-time classics?

[@jameshill4589]

@@theinnerlight8016 You have no idea what you are talking about

[@ManSeekingMeaning]

@@theinnerlight8016 I have no idea why you lumped The Lord of the Rings films in with that bunch. The rest are still popular film franchises with decreasing quality, sure. But That awe inspiring and groundbreaking trilogy came out 20 years ago and still hasn’t been topped.

[@hoid9407]

Ryan, you provide a very valuable service- subtly indicating whether you're mocking a movie because you'll mock anything vs. mocking it because it's terrible. Really helps with the movie watching decisions.

[@Rar830]

True

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

Pitch meetings for good movies are fun, but pitch meetings for *bad* movies are sublime.

[@nopunksalive8902]

"That seems to be what I've written here 🤷‍♂️ " Lines like that make it super easy, barely an inconvenience to say Ryan is a pretty dang stinkin funny comedy genius.

[@sylvanus2554]

This has saved me yet again from another movie I had no intention of watching but kept in the back of my mind. Thank you again

[@sumterlb]

"He can take what he needs from the pawn shop and solve his money problems" Facts!

[@thetayterminator1436]

Hell naw he left all those teeth Sitting there!!! That shit left an itch on my brain for the rest of the movie.

[@joe-edward]

hey, shut up

[@BarnYardRooster]

To be fair he was with a guy trying to write him up for code violations

[@7ebr830]

Hey, shut up.

[@jim2lane]

"Hey shutup" 😉😉

[@nicks1451]

Ryan can convey a complex variety of satirical attitudes just by saying the word “Good”. Now that is true talent.

[@lostsoldier212]

Makes you say "Wow, wow, wow, wow...wow."

[@jayp.7042]

I genuinely don't watch movies anymore. I just wait for the pitch meeting, laugh at it and move on with my life. It makes things 'super easy, barely an inconvenience.'

[@DG-mk7kd]

I got through about 10 minutes of this one. I don't think I missed anything.

[@angelorasmijn7306]

Haha, just wanted to write that as a comment! 😃

[@andershall6774]

Yeah, I started looking at Jurasic park Dominion, but I felt so bored because 1, it sucked 2, I already knew it sucked from youtube. So it takes away the magic a little bit, but I don't have to waste my precious time atleast.

[@zeroblade6599]

I watch the movies and make a mental note of plotholes and oddities, then I watch the pitch meeting to see how many I got right 😊

[@vormina9808]

This sounds like a 90's Cinemax late night D-movie, even the highlight clips looked ridiculous. Can't wait for Critical Drinker to review it.

[@sammeyphammey349]

I love how one of the funniest jokes by Ryan isn’t about the movie “I can’t relate to that because of how rich I am “

[@coolnerdlll6053]

"You f**king lied to me?" That's in the new top five Pitch Meeting moments for sure.

[@steprockmedia]

@@SvaroAsano Bot comments are NOT tight.

[@whynot1742]

He said lied not lying

[@DailyBasicG]

Poo poo peepee made me laugh out louder than usual tho, that's the runner up.

[@JavierZavaletaVirasoro]

The less interested I'm in a movie, the more interested I'm in its pitch meeting. But the more interested I'm in a movie, the even more so interested I am in its pitch meeting! The only difference I guess is that if I want to watch a movie, then I have to hold watching its pitch meeting leading sometimes to withdrawal syndrome.

[@lovecheba7668]

"You fucking lied to me" Didn't see that coming at all and i laughed so hard i had to restart the pitch meeting lol.

[@earlsmith7428]

That might be Ryan's newest gag he can build upon.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok

[@michelleplombe7019]

@@Marvelfanatic3658 Dokee

[@professorkatze1123]

its one of these movies you watch once and forget 5 mins after it ended

[@boyankovachev7982]

I love the new joke about how writer guy wrote this line and how producer guy signed on it. Ryan is more creative than most of Hollywood rn, honestly. One love ❤️

[@bigboymax07]

Since Better Call Saul ended, i think Ryan could make a hilarious and accurate Pitch Meeting for it. Hope to see it soon

[@TheElbowMerchant]

I second this.

[@terminator3sucked74]

Well if he hasn’t seen it than it would probably take him a while to binge it all

[@noone36101]

@Thanks 🅥 bot

[@rahulmenon9530]

Yup

[@alex.g7317]

LET HIM DO SLIPPIN' JIMMY!

[@shant-o]

03:38 These "Hey! Shut Up"s get more brutal each episode 😂😂

[@glenneric1]

I only watched 20 minutes of the movie so thanks for summing things up.

[@florancealexander5837]

I have this habit of always watching the pitch meetings as soon as they premiere. Even if I was hiding from spoilers and really looking forward to a movie😅

[@Dargonhuman]

So far, I've only skipped two Pitch Meetings until after watching the movies, Spider-Man No Way Home and Sonic 2. Otherwise, yea, same.

[@delfin7461]

I love how "oh shut up" has become standard. But how Ryan says "wow" always slays me

[@larrylutz6825]

Oh wow wow wow……………….wow.

[@jamesfromthecomputer]

It’s heyshutup

[@kenlieck7756]

@@larrylutz6825 I like how there have been longer and longer strings of wows, but obviously that has limits which I suspect have almost been reached already…

[@delfin7461]

@@jamesfromthecomputer thank you for the correction!!! I would never want to misquote Ryan -- he's simply brilliant.

[@princepscivitatis4083]

"We're gonna meet this guy Bud. And he's working as a pool cleaner." "Oh, nice!" "Except he's not a pool cleaner." "...You fucking lied to me?!" Lost my shit before the 00:25 mark.

[@VoidZeroNothing]

@@EEEEEEEE The pure elegance and grace radiating off of this comment... It's amazing. I will never find anything as beautiful as this comment. Truly, you are a very wise E. I will hold this dear to my heart for the rest of my life. Thank you. E

[@kaychallis6411]

@@EEEEEEEE All Hail E The Wise!

[@rahulmitra3301]

@@EEEEEEEE E

[@Steve_Kassiotis]

@@EEEEEEEE Ě

[@dmmart42]

Give Ryan so much credit for keeping these fresh for years.

[@thebenforever]

"You f--king lied to me" caught me so off guard. Shaving while watching Pitch Meetings is a dangerous combination.

[@Ginfeldi]

My roomate died from watching pitch meeting

[@bcouce]

@@Ginfeldi I know, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@andrewrutherford5005]

He did seem super upset when he said that. Like it was gonna be the end of pitch meeting lol.

[@kyleanderson1435]

Shaving while reading the comment section of pitch meetings isn't safe either

[@thebenforever]

@@kyleanderson1435 agreed. Risky business that.

[@somegreybloke]

I want to thank Ryan for saving me all the time that I would otherwise have spent watching the first twenty minuteses of so many really bad movies.

[@scottslotterbeck3796]

This one looks...really bad. Mystery Science Theater 3000 bad.

[@gariwald4946]

@@scottslotterbeck3796 It’s actually an enjoyable movie with really good clear action scenes without shaky cams or quick cuts, some great characters and sfx ! It’s extremely silly but completely assumed. Last 15 minutes are a bit weak though !

[@bokangreacts843]

Lol i actually enjoyed it its not a serious movie and it has some great gory action scenes

[@OscarMartinez-jd8gd]

It’s a good, cheesy horror comedy and I still enjoyed watching it. Obviously its doesn’t make sense it you think about it but not every movie needs to have you think

[@kennethnwebb]

I started and stopped

[@elvaringimundarson1848]

When watching this movie I was thinking “who is buying these teeth and why are they valuable”. Also “are vampire teeth a publicly traded commodity”. Ryan gave that more thought than the screenwriters apperently.

[@TheSquareheadgamer]

The fact the Union buys teeth makes sense. They want to encourage people to kill vampires, the older and stronger the better. Why there is a grey market god knows....

[@mbrusyda9437]

Perhaps as proof of subjugation from someone who want them killed?

[@Texelion]

I'd bet on Predators, they buy them to make necklaces and shit.

[@gamecokben]

The fact that you watched this means you're why we can't have good things

[@dadrising6464]

to be fair, there have been times when people got paid for rat-tails n stuff. Could be the same type of pest-controll-fee. not gonna make it a better movoe though

[@zombieater634]

"Peepee! Very funny. Peepee! What about poopoo? No poopoo. No poopoo, just peepee? Okay." This conversation lives rent free in my mind.

[@dylanortiz932]

Confidently saying, “And I’m signing off on that!” Needs to be a regular occurance in these lmao

[@Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist]

Getting notification of a new pitch meeting 8 seconds after release is TIGHT!

[@Kat-gp6gj]

I like that the executive guy had a little more agency at the end. Usually it's just the screenwriter calling the shots.

[@doofus0123]

For breakfast today, I had, a sausage patty, a glass of orange juice, a bowl of oatmeal with honey, molasses, sliced almonds, hemp hearts, cinnamon and milk, with some sprinkles of cream of wheat and all brand cereal, and a glass of water! IYKYK

[@VincentStevenStudio]

Jokes aside. Honestly I would hire Ryan as a script doctor. He always makes good points. No matter the quality of the movie.

[@jim2lane]

Pretty sure he's not doing this on his own anymore. Most likely a team of folks developing these scripts each week

[@herbertwalter8693]

@@jim2lane if i remember correctly he mentioned once that he also researches what people are saying about these movies

[@erickamakeeaina1649]

As someone living in California, can confirm 'California Love' plays every day when we awaken as even we would forget what state it was otherwise

[@JaxxonSparrow]

Same with Alabama playing Sweet Home Alabama every day... thank you Lynard Skynard for never letting me forget what fucking state I live in... I feel your pain. 😫😫

[@matthewwheeler469]

Does everything really cause cancer in California?

[@raitchison]

Kinda like Fortunate Son played on repeat for the entirety of the Vietnam War.

[@adamwebb8114]

The "can't relate because I'm rich" line is exactly why almost all entertainment is senseless and practically unrelatable

[@nicecube2798]

Exactly like maybe they can't afford the school and the braces because they live in such an expensive home

[@jonfreeman9682]

It's all mindless fun but no the world relatable and movies don't go in the same sentence. ☝️

[@oldoldoldoldold]

when you cut public arts funding, only independently wealthy people are going to be making art. Also what is up with the low key union-bashing in the movie

[@simonsalgueiro6217]

All the edgy boys

[@rangopistacho6928]

hollywood films are atrocious at being original, relatable or are able to just write a good decent story overall, they probably make these films just to flex the fact they are richer and better then everyone else while actual creative people are rarely given a chance to shine

[@LilMac0025]

Thank you for saving me an hour and 45 minutes of my life. After that first fight scene I was like “wtf movie is this” and immediately came to see if there is a “Pitch Meeting” for it…. REDEEMED! I can move on with my day and go find something actually worthwhile to watch.

[@Bamazon1990]

Lol awesome. My favorite part was when Audrey was so so careful at the end not to kill the protagonist or his family despite 1838748399392928373 chances :D

[@alexandru_matei]

How about the kick she gave him to the head at the end of the movie that throws him 10 meters away? How can a human being survive that? 😂

[@Bamazon1990]

@@alexandru_matei I know, but hey we can't just blame all that on this movie. That is par for the course for most vampires (especially sultry female vampires, who are so suicidal they NEVER deviate from the pattern: capture hero, mock hero, threaten hero, be VERY CAREFUL to never damage hero, until OOPS killed by hero).

[@LastBastian]

Also, why did they establish that a lowly new vamp can get his head cut off and still be perfectly fine. Yet super uber elder vamp lady dies from the same thing??

[@Bamazon1990]

@@LastBastian well to be be fair we don't know if for sure she's dead. but yeah, I mean it was a silly movie. some of the buddy cop stuff was funny but the underlying plot was too stupid

[@SuperFlawless2010]

@@alexandru_matei The Badass brothers literally tore vamps heads by kicking them off in an hive fighting scene and they aren't superpowered LMAO.

[@chammychamchas]

I saw day shift just yesterday, honestly i wish i had waited a lil while longer to view this channel before giving out almost 2hrs of my life to that movie. This video is actually funnier than the entire jokes made in that movie and actually sums up how i felt the entire time i sat through the movie.

[@e13kid]

I liked it.

[@hugocanuto6981]

Nah this movie ain't that bad

[@DMJ94UC]

Its awful but at least it knows that its awful. Thats why Im surprised that they want to make a franchise out of it. Sure, brainless action is obviously lucrative but really? This thing?

[@BilSande4]

Awesome Pitch Meeting as always. I'm just surprised Ryan didn't mention the fact that there seemed to be no cops at all in this version of LA. There are multiple gun battles in suburban neighborhoods, massive high speed car chases through crowded city streets, and dead bodies lying everywhere in houses and public businesses, but never once do we see the police show up to any of these major crime scenes.

[@alvaro.martinez]

To be fair this is a recurring error in many action movies.

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

It's the Libertarian version of L.A. I mean, the even _more_ Libertarian version. All cops have been replaced by privatized security, and those are all at the estates of the super-rich.

[@aesinam]

Is this your first over the top supernatural movie?

[@Tonyhouse1168]

First over the top supernatural vampire-killing, family drama, history lesson, social dynamic, work-related issues movie EVER!

[@plasmaoctopus1728]

I just assume in Hollywood movies it's literally only the bad cops that exist, (with the exception of movies with a cop protagonist, then they are the only good cop) the ones that'll shoot unarmed people that just look funny and any real threats they'll just watch at a distance.

[@SoledadTroia1976]

The writing down exposition is heaven!

[@crybaby.wav21]

3:25 „real estate, sunscreen and revenge“ sounds like a romantic comedy by Netflix

[@malcolmcox18]

The line about the taking from the pawn shop to solve his problems 😂😂

[@jasonmckenzie2835]

It's truly amazing how many catch phrases you've incorporated in your Pitch Meetings. Tons of catch phrases are tight!

[@vice.nor.virtue]

Wow-wow-wow...wow! :D

[@jondunmore4268]

heyshutup

[@justme22154]

This video is how I first heard about this movie, and I immediately thought about the book "Bud, Not Buddy". I hadn't thought about it in years until this video, and I appreciate the trip down memory lane.

[@kateu.8439]

It killed me when he started writing stuff down 😂

[@LeandroDelPrete]

I seriously watched this whole movie thinking about how Ryan would dismantle it in the funniest way possible. This Pitch Meeting was TIGHT!!!

[@gamecokben]

Stop watching bad movies and we'll stop getting bad movies

[@LeandroDelPrete]

@@gamecokben I didn't know it was bad until I had watched it.

[@erinmiller1433]

@@LeandroDelPrete But you must have realized it before the movie was over, right?

[@earthbind83]

@@LeandroDelPrete Okay that's a fair point.

[@LeandroDelPrete]

@@erinmiller1433 I did, but by then it was already too late. I had been absorbed by the southern/eastern/spider/juvenile/vampire/zombie cinematic universe and even hoped for a neverending franchise.

[@gumbyno5808]

Crazy how screenwriter guy let a line like "The flexible Undead are tight" pass

[@jonnnnniej]

Right?! Words I never imagined to hear in one sentence haha

[@generalcatkaa5864]

The sheer indignation in his voice at 2:20 caught me off guard and I love it.

[@Naranek]

I‘m so happy to hear the phrases…. It gives me that warm and fuzzy feeling… There is no other KZbinr around with such a way of seeing and understanding things, you make it look so super easy and barely an inconvenience… which I can‘t hear without to say it with you.

[@marekdyer4404]

Watching a Pitch meeting for a movie you have Never heard about is tight!!!

[@dashx1103]

Wow, wow, wow, wow, .. wow.

[@BigBoyJay_69]

2:30 "No poo poo? Just pee pee? Ok." Killed me

[@j0y80y]

why does it sound like mario

[@j0y80y]

or that one stereotypical Italian uncle

[@Justin-kk9ir]

The best part, this made me want to watch the movie more than any of the ads for it. I might actually give it a watch now.

[@giantWario]

That was actually a really fun movie. Super dumb but super fun. The fight in the vampire nest with the two brothers was so awesome I'm pretty sure I rewatched it 5 times. If Netflix keeps making movies like this, I ''might'' decide not to cancel my subscription.

[@CPKerney]

Those bros were so badass! I was hoping to see them again.

[@palasta]

Mhnya...

[@ChristofferLund]

Yeah the action was great. Some new and original moves and just so violent. Like a Tarantino movie with better choreography and shit dialogue

[@topi1374]

only 44 seconds in and this is already one of my favourites LMAO you can see how happy Ryan himself is about his catchphrase when saying "wow wow wow, wow" also the "you f*cking lied to me" bit LOL my god it (the video) only got better and better

[@joe-ksterrr4421]

I'm a new fan and I'm pretty sure I've watched ALL these pitches in this last week and I whole heartedly love this dude and the crew that puts this on. Fucking hilarious and awesome 👌 👏

[@YouPlague]

Make sure to visit his channel then, Ryan George

[@sundaydsus]

This channel is new. There's a couple hundred on sr

[@jonnnnniej]

Welcome!

[@Rar830]

Me too, I've already binged all of them and eagerly awaiting more

[@justinbradley2791]

I think the price of the fangs is determined the same way pelts/humps for buffalo were back in the 1800's. I can't remember exactly, but I do remember they didn't care about meat or pelts as long as all the buffalo were gone, so the government just paid you for proof of kills. In this case the fangs are the proof.

[@SpartanSniper3]

It's so weird to watch a movie that mentions stuff more interesting than the movie we're watching. The hunter groups, the Union as an organization, and the different kinds of vampires. All of those seem like they're leading into a more interesting story we might get in the future.

[@polelix1023]

Tune in for the sequel, duh. Remember the F word?

[@Spined1234]

Don't get excited. A lot of these movies and shows are just designed as sequel and franchise bait by talentless hacks who don't know how to write a good standalone story.

[@boobah5643]

@@polelix1023 See, it's important that the writers know that, so they've got plot hooks and stuff. But you don't actually _need_ to dangle the plot hooks out in the open, especially since if you don't tell a good inaugural tale you don't actually get to use any of the other stuff. Consider _The Dresden Files._ When they introduced werewolves, they listed five or six kinds, and then Harry encountered all of them throughout the course of the book. When the series introduced vampires, they listed another four types of those, noted that that's incomplete information, and then used the three types they'd actually given concrete information on.

[@yaboythepizzaboi]

honestly it does, it feels like it would have worked better in a more apocalyptic scenario tho

[@bigbearkat2010]

This feels like it wants to be John Wick but with vampires tbh

[@whiteshadow8520]

Having a character repeatedly pee himself is a plot point I'll bet every director is wishing he thought of

[@mcoc1all1]

2:35 The way he says, "No poo poo, just pee pee ,okay" is great 🤣

[@carterreyes6322]

How about “The Black Phone” pitch meeting? It’s streaming on Peacock.

[@Ko_onstantin]

Ryan the quality of these pitch meetings is so freaking high! never seen a bad one and most are better than the movies themselves 😤

[@notKevinFeige]

After seeing alot of these, it becomes impossible not to nod along when he says "BARELY an inconvinience"

[@RG-zv7tb]

Good, it's not just me!😆

[@DRMadeIt]

Oh really

[@JaxxonSparrow]

I do the same! 😂

[@rickrussell]

Oh really?

[@afrostigmeister]

Wow wow wow!!

[@Stormbringer2012]

"So, you got a movie for me?" always makes me laugh.

[@robertodell9193]

This reminds me of a movie I saw back in 1998. Wesley Snipes was in it. I just can't remember the name of it.

[@christophergirardi8145]

That "you f*cking lied to me" was so out of left field I couldn't stop laughing 😂.!

[@audioawesome9527]

Ryan, I am touched that you would ask about my breakfast. I was running late this morning, so after my morning shift I didn't have time to eat. Went straight to my doctor's appointment. The news wasn't great. Not terrible but also not great. So I went shopping. Found three (yes my man, 3) awesome jackets. 5 great shirts. Spent over $750 and felt much better. Then I went home, had a nap and back to work.... as you do. So yeah, nah. Didn't have a nutritious breakfast, missed it all together. But hey man, thanks for asking.

[@moiseulpasmoi]

I'm not picking a fight but wtf was all that for if eventually you didn't have breakfast🤦‍♂️

[@drewbacca4359]

He didn’t ask

[@Edwardsvilletown]

You really shouldn't skip breakfast

[@Ryan-xh7pe]

“So you fucking lied to me?” Got me so badly haha

[@karlozols816]

Hollow-weird writers and producers, I've said it before and I'll say it again, you can learn a lot from this man!!

[@lostsoldier212]

This video was way more interesting than the trailer looked on Netflix. I love this channel. Gave it a thumbs up, which was super easy, barely an inconvenience 😀

[@Insane_Kane]

ngl i kinda wanna watch this film now :P

[@gunsmokeandghouls]

@@Insane_Kane don't waste your time

[@endarkculi]

That last joke is incredibly versatile; so many "F" words that could apply to the effect an executive's decisions have on a film...

[@gc3k]

Versatile F-words are TIGHT

[@Subremedy]

Failure, fradulent.. it wasn't a good joke

[@profedelasmontanas9023]

Before he said ‘f’ I thought he was going to say sequel

[@carnage8754]

Franchise

[@cgonzalezcon]

Cinematic universe

[@johngr1747]

"Real estate, suncreen, revenge" is quite the villain motto

[@schubertludwig]

I did! Fried veggies with boiled potatoes. Bit unusual for breakfast, but I got up late, so it was a kind of lunch as my first meal situation. Also my mum had already prepared the potatoes, so that made it an easy choice.

[@BurtKurtouten]

But did you "fry" what veggies? And with what oil?

[@ChrisAlbertH47]

This was the first time I saw the executive "almost" get mad when he was told Jamie's character wasn't actually a pool cleaner 😂

[@jim2lane]

Must be a California thing

[@darrellcovello7917]

"You fuckin LIED to me?" Lmao

[@blakewalker84120]

I'm glad he mentioned looting the pawn shop. When I watched it, I was like "Well, Troy is dead and you stole back your gun that Troy lawfully purchased from you, might as well steal all those teeth over there in the drawers while you're at it."

[@TemplarMedic]

Exactly..I'm looking around the pawn shop like a child in a candy store and Jamie Foxx just leaves? And upstairs he tells the Union rep, "that was my friend" and I'm thinking...that is one gas lit friendship.

[@svendejong8110]

I thought so too at first, but I guess stealing from murder victims is against union regulations. Which is bad with the union rep present.

[@blakewalker84120]

@@svendejong8110 He opened the murder victim's desk drawer and stole the pistol he found in that drawer. Right in front of his union rep. Yeah, it used to be his pistol but he sold it Troy so now he's just stealing the dead man's gun.

[@sardonically-inclined7645]

"So that'll be important later?" "No" "so why are we-?" "So, anyway..." Pity it was only used twice.

[@garyshaw7826]

Your pitch meetings are great, but would really love to see some older school film classics done. I rewatched Grease the other day and that is full of gold

[@vice.nor.virtue]

Yeah I think that could make a good pitch meeting. Between everyone in the cast being 28 and K'nicky making casual rape references in the the Grease Lightening song, I think there's a lot to work with