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[@williamkensington2772]

I find myself yelling “ooooooo celly got a knife what’s he doin with that knife!?” Whenever I’m alone to make myself laugh

[@jagerfromgsg945]

Dude I’ll take a piss and I’ll start talking like Greg.

[@popebryanii7224]

@@jagerfromgsg945 "ooooo cellie got a fat stream, yessir cellie takin that aggressive piss!"

[@bradjarvis4963]

Do you remember what clip he said that? I can’t find it anymore

[@koyadaone]

@@bradjarvis4963 ever find it?

[@dogguy8603]

This is one of my favorite phrases of all time ngl

[@jon-michaelespinosa7656]

Kyle’s Chicano voice sounds like a Mexican Hulk Hogan. Edit: actually Randy Savage

[@SenderBudYerGood]

hombre macho Cachondo Salvaje!!!!

[@knoxynyr87]

“I got you for 3 minutes, 3 minutes of playtime”

[@screweduptx512]

Why didn't you just delete Mexican hulk hogan instead

[@zackpinkowski9656]

You a Narc brother!?

[@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583]

Bruddah

[@kaelbryant7660]

Mark was legit my favorite in that season his awkwardness some how made him the best and funniest

[@dannys9074]

He was legit one of the worst that season? That dude was such a pussy and wasn’t entertaining at all

[@kaelbryant7660]

@@dannys9074 that’s your personal opinion, and I gave mine.

[@romeda5156]

I thought I wouldn’t like Mark but he’s a super chill guy

[@evanw2195]

RomeDa515 why didn’t you think you would like him

[@romeda5156]

I am Big Brain he’s he looks like cornball

[@OwenMichtofen-rx5yz]

Aleksandr Grigorchuk something’s gotta be wrong with him if he’s a cop.. I wish cops actually cared about reducing crime but they are designed to punish people.

[@Jjjbbb5678]

Owen Michtofen pussy

[@capellozapellini6074]

Owen Michtofen blanket statement

[@Ray-dx2pf]

Mark honestly surprised me the most out of anyone in there, did a great job.

[@BRado]

U don’t expect it but marks hardcore man

[@FumblsTheSniper]

I like the idea that Snow would give the dude shit for talking shit about himself.

[@baileyclifford2852]

Ey Greg, you talkin shit about my boy Greg !?

[@Messerschmit]

FYI: Opium is still very popular in Iran, Afghanistan and SE Asian countries. Its considered a lesser "evil" under islamic law and more regional socially acceptable.

[@foodfetish4776]

catch me in Afghan smokin hella dope with Ahmad n the boyz

[@Messerschmit]

@@foodfetish4776 the finest Afghani Kush?

[@Messerschmit]

@Just Jeff no surprise with nothing going on and sitting next door to the largest opium producer in the world...

[@atomicenergycommission9820]

opium trade was quite popular with the soviet troops during the soviet-afghan war

[@calebdehart6651]

Was infantry in Afghanistan where hash was used like beer in the USA and opium was used like whiskey. Ironically owning liquor would get you stomped. down

[@hardknockfitness1336]

Saw a 35 year old man be accused of snitching and saw him get beat down by 5 dudes. Never in my life will I forget how horrible his screams were and something about seeing a grown ass man weep like that and boy I mean WEPT. Fuck jail and fuck prison glad you're out kyle!

[@lukescutchings2661]

Well it's called handling your beating. But yeah your right fuck jail I'm tired of it too

[@user-fy1nq3nf1q]

Greg doesn't get talked about till 22:15 Great job with that title buddy.

[@gitgudbra]

WAAAAAHHHHHHH

[@PotatoPhreak]

this should be higher

[@2br0ke4soap]

You can smoke & snort heroin too. There are different types.

[@PKAClips]

A man of culture

[@2br0ke4soap]

PKA Clips yeah

[@foodfetish4776]

J P Thats that fent my guy

[@foodfetish4776]

J P lol go fuck urself

[@carlosrenteria2443]

My buddy shoots tar straight up his nose man .

[@GamerMike413]

When my boss was in prison he ran that place by selling weed, acid, and pills. He told me he could sell a gram of weed for $60 and people would make that shit last by taking a tiny tiny nug and putting it in their cigarettes some dudes made a gram last a couple months

[@WillyNelson-r2g]

Mark is such a like-able guy

[@CJ_YT.]

mark looks like he's wearing one of those spinny hats lol

[@agl9591]

Underrated comment

[@Duskofoolacile420]

Marks one of the best people that’s come on this show

[@SniffJohnson]

"Greg was more annoying than the guy who wanted to rape me!" has got to be one of Kyle's best lines ever

[@swamp3d]

Snow reminds me a lot of this old black man I know named Huey

[@peterpratsch7223]

The old g’s are the best, they’re too smart to play into this nowadays pee wee bs.

[@walshy7499]

Mark becoming a boss was fucking hilarious! Loved that dude.

[@cameronanderson2160]

“I worked as a human intel collector”. Literally the bottom of the pit of military intel. He’s trying to make it sound like he’s counter intel or CID

[@logantyler1542]

At least he did something. What did you do?

[@cameronanderson2160]

@@logantyler1542 I’ve been in for 12 years and counting 🤷‍♂️

[@UnordinaryCarl]

rip nate suicide due to false charges of GF rap3 and assault / attempted murder

[@JustinLT212]

@@Jrelli the guy that they were talking about at one point nate, Broke up with his ex and she went to the police saying that he sexually assaulted her and then he killed himself rip Nate 🙏🏼

[@jesselakey6139]

Yeah I literally just found out while they were waxing over Nate and all that, I was like well shit I gotta see this, and it's like a lot of RIP Nate and alleged felony charges causes suicide. So here I am back here to the comment section to see if anyone mentioned anything about it.

[@BichaelStevens]

@@JustinLT212 Woman moment Woman moment Thank Lord and Jesus I'm gay

[@fdsman]

Someone tell taylor that sherlock holmes is a purely fictional character 😂

[@mechanicalfluff]

this was a good episode :)

[@wes788411]

10:30 if that breaks your heart, I’ve got a story that will crush you

[@scrapwelder1339]

Y'all see Taylor screen go over the line it's really bothering now I can't stop looking at it

[@darthstarkiller6605]

I think we should start a petition to get Taylor to try some type of hard drug once like Tom segura is going to do

[@JR-zi9vj]

Nah just drug his drink like ari did

[@FumblsTheSniper]

As a responsible user of hard drugs I never recommend anyone try them for any reason. That’s a well you jump in and don’t ever get back out of.

[@kavalogue]

clicking on rocks dudes out here thinking hey let’s just do heroin once!

[@FumblsTheSniper]

The Dead Peterson Kid I’ve never done actual Meth or H. Just derivatives or similar substances. Blow is manageable if you stay wary of it, I agree. I only meant to make fun of myself by saying “responsible” to try to point out the insanity of the statement. Mostly to emphasize how they are irrevocable to your mental state. For example, I tell people who have not done coke that are about to how, for the rest of their lives, they will always want to do it and all the numerous triggers that will bring out the urge.

[@aa1chris82]

I admire Kyle for not trying to pretend to be someone he’s not. Dude has gotten his hands on multiple weapons (maybe illegal), and he’s gone to prison, yet he doesn’t try to act ghetto or like a gangster. Meanwhile you have people who bearly have a pistol (and probably have never shot it) and post online ghetto videos lol

[@JagerLange]

Wait til he's out of probation and living in Colorado.

[@lhmmhl1]

He never had an illegal weapon.

[@asteriks_hardcore]

Hes FPSRussia go look up his youtube

[@asteriks_hardcore]

Every gun of him was licensed. He got in for a weed charge or something

[@aa1chris82]

lhmmhl1 then why they took away all of them? All he’s got now is a pistol and other basics, I would think they just let him keep legal weapons

[@beandaddydoggratt9714]

Thanks for the clip boys!

[@thesollylama130]

I honestly thought the show was fake. Those terrible backstories that no real inmate will believe seemed too fake to be real. Putting regular civilians in a jail where they could be hurt or killed seemed like a liability no legal dept would allow. Maybe it's the editing- but that show seems about as real as pro wrestling.

[@Patrick.Weightman]

You'd be shocked at how many people still smoke opium, finding resin or powder is actually wayyy more common than you think. Depending on where you live at least.

[@lain6889]

"local unlicensed pharamacist"🤣

[@prot0prawnsuitablesinc.dom185]

If I ever go to prison, I'd probably cause problems with how much I talk to myself and move around.

[@crakkbone]

Naw you’d be alright. They might put you on meds tho.

[@crazybobert5243]

I would’ve been like Greg if I was in there for 8 years ngl.

[@Josh-vt1wd]

R.I.P Nate 🙏🏽

[@LoverLikeNoOther]

@@Musukinky he wasn’t a rapist lmao

[@1kvyne213]

What? When?

[@kingkitty026]

@@Musukinky is that why you're going to hell

[@DeathFromAbove_5.56]

Mark was just that, a mark. You can't tell me anybody in there with him feared him or respected him at any time. You can tell by Kyle's facial gestures he's not buying that tough guy act.

[@Patrick.Weightman]

_"What that is?"_ killed me dude

[@edespitia9605]

I was a corrections officer for a while at a county jail and can confirm that there are some funny days in there

[@wilbrich30]

These dudes make me fucking laugh especially when he starts talking about his 60 days in jail

[@NeoSilvanus]

YOU GOTTA GET THE EYES

[@BBishop27]

Pretty sure the production crew has nothing to do w/ who gets put in their room. And the girl that looked at her bracelet was talking to another 60 days in girl & did it on purpose so she would know she was undercover also.

[@brianlynch994]

Woody calling Taylor a square was thoroughly laughable, since Woody was asking "whats the one with a spoon?"

[@warwickben]

In high school for a few months it was pretty easy to get opium to smoke

[@Brute6TheBear]

Kyles voice to me sounds a lot like Joe Rogan lol

[@Brute6TheBear]

@Cool Story Bro notice i said "to me"

[@crispouk3070]

Now you mention it 😂 he does at points

[@GreasyAssCrack]

Marks certified badass in my book.

[@ewanfraser]

The explanation of embezzlement was accurate....

[@itzaprem6358]

oh mark he cool

[@mrnobody6447]

What a funny story mark.

[@connorriley7511]

If I didn’t know shit about PKA I would assume Woody and Mark were brothers lol

[@kahkigaminghd9340]

He said matt didnt know how to tell the story cuz he wasnt military. Matt was military.

[@BRado]

Mark from 60 days in!?!?!?? No way love him

[@thegreatape884]

3:35 There was no slap. This is just like movie death, if you don't see it on camera, it didn't happen. How convenient was it that the camera was obstructed by that wall. It's like you guys forget it's "reality" tv.

[@stoyank.3425]

How long is snow gonna be in prison until he gets out?

[@callumbrowne2081]

If I remember correctly he’s got like 5-10 to go? I think, he has gang affiliation and drugs trafficking charges so I’d say closer to 10-15

[@cohenday1377]

@@callumbrowne2081 Rember last year Kyle said he might get out early next year which is this year

[@callumbrowne2081]

SmokeyLeaf 19 fair enough but he was charged at the time, not actually fulfilling his sentence. There was a chance of reduction for his coz he wasn’t actually in prison yet. If snow is doing a long time and is in the midst of his sentence, then it’s unlikely that it’ll be reduced, no?

[@cohenday1377]

@@callumbrowne2081 Bro Kyle said Snow was in prison already for many years so he could get probation this year, Kyle also said Snows sentence was almost over

[@cohenday1377]

@@callumbrowne2081 I understand where you are coming from though got a good point

[@billyboot6117]

rest in peace nate

[@joshuazoldschool4720]

You fellas are ALL incorrect about the whole smoking opium thing... Asian Poppies( Papaverous Somniferous) grow almost everywhere, and at least in Washington state where I live, there is a relatively large number of folks who not only grow them, but harvest bushels of them from Grannies garden throughout the summer months. They can then either be further processed into raw opium, to be smoked or like myself, simply boiled in water, making a VERY potent "tea" which is indescribably euphoric and enjoyable...but is unfortunately VERY addictive....which is what got me started on a long,painful and odious opiate addiction. I've been blessed with recovery for several years now and owe it all to my Faith in Christ and the 12 step programs...which I would highly recommend to anyone suffering from opiate addiction. Never give up on yourself and keep try till you get it right. It took me until my early 50's to catch on.😁👍

[@freethinker9406]

You believe in a god in 2020??? The fuck 😂😂😂 I hate to rip off the bandaid but god doesn’t exist. Grow the fuck up

[@adulescentuluscarnifex8412]

+@@freethinker9406 edgy

[@adulescentuluscarnifex8412]

You had no reason to mention that story at all which leads to believe you're lying

[@EkianM]

@Just Jeff So atheist that it becomes an anti-christian religion

[@calebangell77]

@@freethinker9406 "free thinker" means your open to other opinions, dumbass.

[@solidrockofjesuschristmini2423]

I watched a guy get beat in his bunk and I might have been the trigger for the guy to beat the hell out of the guy in the bunk, this guy was missing commissary and money long story short he believed he stole it from him, he was sitting on the table watching TV and I asked him what's wrong bc he looked kind of upset, he told me what the problem was and I said damn that's screwed up, right after I said that he pounced on the guy and beat the hell out of him till the guards come in, never forget that

[@boppernostopper8598]

RIP Nate

[@Jim_Bexley_speed]

RIP Nate. So sad

[@jadenvanhess2341]

@Luke Montgomery he was struggling with ptsd and on top of that, his ex wife falsely accused him of rape. So he ended up committing suicide

[@999JWforever]

Rip nate

[@BongoBrando]

Mark that camera angle is NOT doing you any justice.

[@thefinalgrind]

Unfortunate that Nate took the ultimate cash out in life.

[@danieldoes4568]

Was super sad to hear it, he was a great man

[@octavian6648]

@@danieldoes4568 well I mean he was about to go to jail for real for rape is the word.

[@octavian6648]

@Arst Koben I only heard about 1 against hid ex

[@bennygohome4576]

Yeah his ex falsely accused him and he killed himself

[@XanVicious]

@@bennygohome4576 one of the few times where suicide is a real card on the table. May he rest in peace.

[@JoeMama-rh1ge]

Just so you guys know, you don't go to prison for 60 days. Jail is 1 year or less. Prison is 366 days to life. Love your show keep up the good work.

[@nickmerrill8030]

Caught a 60 day bid lolol

[@marcusizayah]

That’s not always true.. Kyle/FPS Russia went to a federal prison camp (which is prison, not jail) for 60 days... the feds have different rules... also, you can do less than a year in state prison on a parole violation.

[@JoeMama-rh1ge]

@@marcusizayah Yeah your right the feeds are different but the state your sentence was more than a year they just let you out to finish your sentence but you fucked up so went back to finish your sentence you will never go to state prison for less than a year on a sentence

[@eludeyt]

I know a guy in my county that’s been locked up in a jail since 2012 I think?

[@tommynorton4765]

“I’m just a bitch” lmfao

[@kirby4077]

I'm with Woody. I love hearing about Greg. I'd hate to be around him, but stories about him are great

[@originalbabygeestak9819]

Anybody remember the dude that punched him and made him do the macarena

[@grizzlyaddams642]

Also were I went camphill had every drug u could think of in there

[@reinathefox6600]

it would have been more suspicious if he would have talked about the embezzlement. They had a prior issue where someone tried handing over one of the 60 days in people to a judge to get less of a sentence. It's funny, but no one is allowed to narc, unless you can plee down your time because someone TRUSTED you with a confession, you should also get a free transfer.

[@timothyturner9134]

What is mark from he looks familiar 60 days in?!?!?!

[@crakkbone]

You can smoke nicotine patches. Don’t ask why I know that

[@bgcanadianbacon6703]

5:56 I'm sorry but Mark looks like the only undercover work he's doing is at Dunkin donuts

[@YeeThirty]

R.I.P. Nate Burrell :(

[@eulogyv2lastname501]

I never understood they don't give narcotics in jail so are theses people just snorting ssris thinking there getting high?

[@SCPMstudios]

It comes from the outside 🙄

[@harnsisdead9197]

Rip Nate :(

[@angrybob8126]

Dude was charged with rape and 5 other felonies thats why he killed himself if anything that says he is guilty

[@bennygohome4576]

Women who falsely accuse should do the time for what they accused the guy of

[@imbilly27]

Uh yea if I was on 60 days in I would come up with my own cover story.

[@Stefan.X.]

didnt nate end up with some very questionable charges in real life ? / and did he kill himself?

[@Aesirion]

Yeah multiples assaults and then sexual assault

[@johnwaldron7647]

Nothing like sewing fear.

[@BASE5NYC]

Wow, they’re really milking these Kyle in prison stories for all their worth.

[@theodahviing]

Yeah because it’s really interesting and a lot of people like it. They have never once overused or repeated one of Kyles stories so I don’t know what you’re complaining about.

[@tmyfatmufo]

@@theodahviing definitely repeated. I'm not saying everytime but definitely reused dometimes

[@scoopdyhoop5306]

I mean to be fair, the prison stories are whar put me onto the podcast and iv been enjoying it as a whole every since. Its an interesting topic and I feel like it pulls a lot of new viewers in

[@tmyfatmufo]

@@scoopdyhoop5306 no one said it doesn't. But if you just wanted to point that out 🤷🏻‍♂️ I guess

[@scoopdyhoop5306]

@@tmyfatmufo He said they were milking the stories so I just said why I think they are a good addition to the podcast. 🤷‍♀️

[@CemeteryLarry]

Human intelligence undercover? Lol, no bro.

[@yanderetotodile69]

Wait hold up is Kyle a Golden Knights fan too?

[@TheScrambles1]

Kyle barely talked about Greg in this

[@nicks4802]

Greg must of used daxx or brille cream lol

[@hollyinhell]

When I did 22 months in state prison I spent a large proportion of my time tutoring mrfgffçx

[@nikolas_schreck]

Any jail house sex?

[@tannz_games2732]

Opium is big in Taiwan it's a lot of fun =-/

[@llll8154]

nice dude nice!!!

[@space_cakes]

Opium is hard to get nowadays but it’s still hella chill

[@c_holding8564]

I can attest to seeing heroine being smoked in the UK 😅

[@liltrippyys6774]

Calling someone anything feminine like bitch or whore or something similar is the biggest disrespect in jail or prison

[@SM3Dcreations]

they filmed 60 days in back in 2016

[@youngjason218]

Hell Yea, Kyle is a VGK fan!?

[@dmo544]

Where I was at i smoked so much "spice" come to find out spice is very close to pcp and im pretty sure I smoked pcp a time or two unintentionally 😅 also the "mad dogs" a group of Aryan brotherhood. Would be out in the rec yard drinking hooch and playing horse shoes. They always yelling "hell yeah bruuuothur" (insert Arthur morgans voice) the c.o.s didn't care, unless they had to care. I just worked out and when I had rest days I liked volleyball and soccer usually Mexicans played handball and blacks played basketball. Puerto Ricans played baseball. Soccer and volleyball was just a mix match. Soccer was alot of younger mexicans and white people. It was wild what we got away with on the soccer field. Im sure the guards got a kick out of watching the slide tackles 🤣 and chest checks.

[@beastboy0078]

JAW-SOME!

[@DCfreerunner]

People definitely smoke opium 😂 currently. Like whoever can actually get some. Tastes like soap and it sucks lol

[@crakkbone]

I love opium, but I’m a weirdo

[@MakerSpaceDK]

opium is smoked in many mittle easten contries like afganistan and iraq

[@Tyler_--]

Mittle Easten Contries?

[@MakerSpaceDK]

@@Tyler_-- Yeah like i said in afganistan it's a thing most farmers do

[@eggy6745]

@@Tyler_-- English might not be his first language bro, you still know what he means

[@liftedlegend710]

RIP nate they had to pull one dude who broke the ipad because they was gonna stab him up

[@JC-11111]

That's messed up about Nate. Had been charged with sexual assault and some other stuff and was do in court right after it happened.

[@liftedlegend710]

@@JC-11111 honestly man when his girl said she wished he'd kill himself it was a wrap he was done after that

[@excision12able]

Mark is a veteran?

[@thefiveguy5258]

Yeah well epstein didn't kill himself

[@brotherivy7694]

I love opium. I wish I could get some. There was a time when me and all of my friends smoked it everyday.

[@ethanpollak7938]

didn't he get his ass kicked and then cry

[@oceantheosazeroandtheasafo4865]

bible study!!!!

[@MeneCenter69]

Wait so was he on 60 days in or not?

[@ignaciocaballero8153]

Yea he was in season 5

[@seanrodriguez3413]

RIP Nate

[@metalheaddw05]

Sorry but Kyle can't possibly have this many stories with only 2 months of jail time.

[@GreedAndSelfishness]

Yeah he can. A lot of shit happens during 2 months. I was in in army only 2 months but I got a lot of memories.

[@BensonJackie]

Black Heart nah prison is just like that. And Kyle is an amazing story teller so he can drag out story’s and make them sound more entertaining then they really are. Without him saying then half of what he says wouldn’t be funny coming from someone else

[@allXamericanXbadass]

@@BensonJackie agreed on him being a really good story teller. I think a lot of the people forget too that even though its just 2 months, you're there 24/7 for those 2 months. Its not like you're there for 8 hours a day then go home like with a job. And I'm sure there are some very interesting people in prison.. your average boring person you see everyday on the street probably isn't someone you'll see in there.

[@krisrivera3514]

@@allXamericanXbadass exactly

[@rickyailion9751]

Nate killed himself in November

[@xiPwnBeasTx]

taylor is the fucking goat.