I put a pie recipe through google translate 50 times

[@PointCrow]

big shoutouts to QTCinderella for putting up with me! Sorry about the audio issues, we tried our best :)

[@juliepreston3846]

pog

[@PeaNutButrz]

Ur cool

[@raulguzman7915]

Nice

[@gnom_z_ulicy]

Ok pointcrow

[@mrsteve2403]

Hello!

[@ActualCatfish]

I'm not a baking expert, but from the moderate experience I do have in baking, I believe that your apple pie didn't turn out as well due to the fact that you did more of a jog-in-place rather than running. I always make sure to take a serious run on this step around the block when making pies. Hope this helps next time!

[@ThePdog3k]

I think it needed to cook a little longer

[@ghiyas5047]

as someone who has baked some pizzas (not in the microwave) and baked some doughnuts, i should say, u did a way much better job than QT. like woah look at that tasty (totally) "apple pie"!

[@vinsplayer2634]

I think it's also because you did'nt use enough *skin*

[@onebigfluke8924]

His big mistake was peeling the squash too much. Some of those pieces were way smaller than 1/4 of an inch

[@moreplz]

See I think some information was lost when he google translated it. For instance it didn't say what kind of squash. I personally think he could have gotten a better result if he had used a yellow squash instead of butternut.

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

QT; Makes an attempt at making some kind of baked good PointCrow: Conducts an ancient, complex ritual, which in truth would likely best have been left forgotten to the sands of time

[@connorbailey3835]

This got me more than it should have 😂

[@victorlevoso8984]

😂😂😂

[@michaelbrickieblock]

Pretty funny

[@GhostKingDeAngelo]

😂

[@quirkyqwerty2840]

It’s like PointCrow adds an extra translation filter of him looking at the instructions, thinking about the most logical step forward, and the launches himself in the opposing direction.

[@medium0sizedALT]

truly the price you have to pay for content

[@LeoMorikoTheKnight]

I love how at several points, QT just stares a burning hole into Crow's stream. Just fully aware of the food sins he's committed and wanting to condemn him for them.

[@michaelbrickieblock]

Yeah 😂

[@ekian111]

PointCrow is the person our science teachers warned about when they made us rewrite our methods to actually represent what we did

[@ArcherOfHoshido]

It all makes sense now

[@tater_starch]

Its like when they get mad at you for not putting on safety goggles, this is why😂

[@lachiedooda5600]

i'm your 1.7k like

[@quanterve0765]

Whenever QT looks at crow's pie she looks like a disappointed mother looking at her son who didn't do their homework

[@cheyenneoliver5184]

Never has an ad ever been more appropriate than getting an advertisment for Crime Scene Kitchen on this video.

[@redrbobe]

When having KZbin premium is a bad thing

[@liamricklin6664]

i got one for ranch night cooking

[@cannon7182]

sammeee

[@Bean_Byng]

I just got the Dutch equivalent of a JustEat ad after watching this one 🤣

[@Tadfafty]

I got an ad for life insurance.

[@MrHumannnn]

When your food becomes so complicated it is now officially classified as a car.

[@gabyirwin6656]

"The closest thing I had to an apple was an onion. Was- was that okay?" " *sigh* yeah..."

[@Pablo360able]

they ask you how you're doing and you just say you're fine but you're not fine but you know that you can't get into it

[@DecayedPony]

I like how QT was saying she didn't have a wire, while she was holding her headphone wires.

[@jester9215]

I think Crow has bulletin board of pictures of people who he knows can cook and subjugates them to this than crosses their face out on the bulletin board

[@Lackidaisical_Doc]

y e s .

[@unfairdev8197]

666

[@raenbow1531]

I like how QtCinderella made something edible and PointCrow literally made a cake that could kill god

[@thecrazyastrogirl]

The Salmuttobreabittlecochiccorichopotatiepie Cake? That should have never been brought to reality, Pointcrow doesn’t know what he has done

[@Patterrz]

when google translate improves the recipe

[@jacobthetinygamer1274]

It did improve it

[@spogeti2804]

Yup

[@ilove_seungmin]

whats up checkmark

[@_n9913]

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one all the same

[@eldritchdefender7785]

@@ilove_seungmin It means the user is verified on KZbin

[@snowyfolfskyroo2739]

"Remove round cake from refridgerator" "I did some prepping offscreen" "Takes rectangular cake from fridge"

[@coffeecrispy2673]

He didnt say he did all the prepping

[@triprismgaming824]

"we don't want to waste our food here" -a man who microwaved Wagyu beef

[@zachshafer1274]

Oh no.

[@gavinl.34]

-man who cut a square cake into a circle instead of buying a circle cake

[@mustardandpickles2850]

so true doe

[@a-money2222]

I loved that video 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@treething8257]

Isn’t wagyu beef one fo the most expensive grades of beef in the world-

[@finpin2622]

For some reason this reminds me of when I tried to make "cheesecake" as a child by putting a slice of American cheese, a handful of cheddar, and a torn up piece of bread into the microwave. It did not have the intended effect.

[@vincentdreemurr]

what happened

[@finpin2622]

@@vincentdreemurr pretty sure everything just melted and turned weird and rubbery/soggy and it might have melted to the plastic plate

[@vincentdreemurr]

@@finpin2622 oh god, that sounds toxic and inedible

[@elisampson3150]

​@@vincentdreemurr this is just how you make grilled cheese

[@mjamin9124]

i tried to make apple pie by pressing cheap white bread (crust on) into the sides of a bowl, filling it with cut apples (skins on), and putting cinnamon on it, then another slice of bread (crust ON) and microwaving it on high for a minute it..... it got this weird smell, almost like the inside of a laundry hamper after you take all the clothes out i think from the bread, or the apple skins it was very very gross somehow completely inedible

[@onlysmiles4949]

"Is this a car?" At that point, that's not a bad question

[@Pablo360able]

It's equally as much a car as it is a pie.

[@gnatfelton4117]

These videos are like watching someone try to summon a demon in their kitchen. I am always impressed by how much Point Crow takes pleasure in causing his audience pain.

[@justcallmejasper7527]

Can't wait for crow to get on the Great British bakeoff, I know he's not british but for this talent I think we can make an exception. But already has the technical challenge mastered

[@weepashbp2270]

He already cooks better than British "people" So he could enter easily

[@breadsticks1655]

@@weepashbp2270 as a British ‘person’ I can confirm this would be seen as a delicacy in Britain

[@creepyer9875]

As an american I can confirm that all food here in america is made from pointcrow

[@creepyer9875]

well not necessarily this pointcrow but many of his clones do

[@CFijWPG]

QT: **Trying to somewhat make sense of the recipe and make something actually edible** Crow: So then I sliced the roll of wax paper

[@Tralfazz74]

OMG. That red bar ain't even close to halfway, and they're already making completely different cuisine

[@Thunder_God_Eneru]

Bro on step 1 it was inedible

[@hyperr1092]

@@Thunder_God_Eneru if a mouse can chew through steel I'm sure I could find a way

[@Thunder_God_Eneru]

@@hyperr1092 well of course, anything edible if you try hard enough, but this is not ethically edible

[@camvlogshere]

Watch @imbrandonfarris on KZbin he started this years ago it’s really funny

[@Hannypenishandler]

@@Thunder_God_Eneru you can certainly consume it, though that doesn't make it edible. 🤝

[@Fawaffles]

His roomate: So have you seen where my math homework went? Crow: So anyways, i made pie

[@zachshafer1274]

The second she said wax paper can’t go in the oven i felt an immediate sense of dread

[@spider3755]

Lol yeah she isn't very smart I guess

[@theblobthingy]

@@spider3755 wax paper + oven = fire

[@soysaucesquared906]

@@spider3755 but shes right. you can' t put wax paper in the oven because it will burn, so she used parchment paper instead.

[@Cyanidedan]

@@spider3755 bruh

[@brock8061]

@@johnnyparsnips7641 well yeah you can say that about most everything. i can murder my neighbor but i shouldnt, i can put a fork in the microwave but i shouldnt,

[@xeuxixiliak8417]

I like how I was like "Nooooo!" when the apple fell, then realized it doesn't change anything

[@Kain128]

24:31 Socrates dying of poison, 399 BC, colourised.

[@Mason_Blondeau]

Hemlock specifically

[@trigger7ff6]

my man created dubious food and then ate it live on stream, huge respect

[@creepyer9875]

hey, dubious food's the best.... I know from experience! *sigh

[@CinnaSwirls]

I didn't think I'd see Dubious Food from Breath of the Wild, but this is certainly it. It's too ugly to even look at.

[@die_potato1235]

“The closest thing i had to an apple was an onion, is that ok?” “...yeah.” Me: well I don’t think you could do any worse at this point

[@lychirichi7139]

Are we going to ignore the fact that he just cut a perfect circle on that cake first try

[@nikkiofthevalley]

"Perfect" Yes, definitely.

[@mdbw3411]

Damn that creating peanut butter step is really impressive! And I feel like showing the oil really adds to this dish

[@professoreisner1851]

*starts with wax paper* THIS IS GONNA BE FUN-

[@missnomer2442]

the fact that he substituted an onion for an apple in an APPLE PIE is just marvelous

[@fjkdjal2504]

“I don’t have a wire” she says as he plays with a headphone wire in her hands.

[@seabassjames8222]

I came here to say the same thing.

[@carloplaysstuff5328]

@@seabassjames8222 same, you're not special.

[@ioannouu]

@@seabassjames8222 oof same

[@forgottenplayer7286]

I searched the comments, I just knew there were people who thought the same

[@ariesleo7396]

@@forgottenplayer7286 same

[@tono9189]

Eric smiling like a maniac as he casually peels the skin off his finger

[@GingerKat23]

favorite part of this video is when he got raided and all the raiders who stuck around were just screaming in horror

[@lilsquidyyy]

Time stamp please

[@zeroeternaltiredness7697]

14:21 I think?

[@jcnot9712]

“Professional baker.” *lets a cat walk on the kitchen counter*

[@zachsocherman]

One more layer: translate it to a language you sorta know and then just do your best

[@Thk10188965]

naw more likely to make reasonable assumptions that way

[@BisexualPlagueDoctor]

@@Thk10188965 he means like if he knew like 30 words from the language

[@dovahkiin4977]

If it’s in dovahzul, I won’t make a good decision.

[@jurrehuizinga7136]

@@dovahkiin4977 FUS RO DAH

[@aidend0]

yeah but hes american so he prob only knows english

[@dj-murlock]

24:02 Cinderella's face literally says: "What the fucking spawn of hell this idiot created?!"

[@nicole6009]

I love when he says "so I did a little prep off screen" because you already know that when he originally got the recipe finalized, he read through it to figure out just how much he could piss off/gross out people watching.

[@broccolycowboy3016]

I love the night and day difference between each of their streams. crow being chaotic af and qt chillin'

[@ayumie5935]

we started with pie and ended with car. this may be my villain arc

[@Nano12123]

I love how one sides music is nice, and relaxing, and the other is evil boss music

[@popadom4529]

I know what everyone is thinking right now: *of* *course* *he* *did*

[@finkergamer8557]

Something might be wrong with my head, as I find it weirdly apetizing

[@TheCacophonyOfHumanity]

Me: **Thinking If PointCrow washed his hands** **Sees This** Me: Yesss Thank you for answering my question! He did washed his hand.

[@finkergamer8557]

@@TheCacophonyOfHumanity it is important to sanitize your hands before baking paper

[@desmondschneider5397]

I like how QTCinderella is doing this with the mind of a baker but PointCrow is just making monstrosity meals.

[@SpikeTheBear]

Pretty cool that pointrow managed to convince a professional baker to join him with his previus masterpieces

[@sadvec6328]

It's funny how QT tried to apply baking logic into the shitshow Eric dragged her into

[@Sonder5899]

You should try doing a science experiment through google translate 50 times!

[@elliotts7383]

I feel like that's the kind of thing to go horribly wrong

[@loaf297]

I think he would prefer to keep his house intact

[@fateerah851]

@@loaf297 lmao yeah

[@faultyistired2556]

Bro he would make mustard gas salad

[@fateerah851]

@@faultyistired2556 xD

[@Georgiaball111]

"Squeeze your index finger and index finger around the edge of the board to create a peanut butter" I have never found such a beautiful tip! Thank you so much for telling us and showing us that!

[@3lymas]

You know it’s bad when you’re awake for the cursed translation cooking uploads from PCrow

[@venyroque]

My friend: Cursed cooking doesn’t exist. Me:*shows him this video* My friend:I- Me:Cursed cooking doesn’t exist huh?

[@TotallyStonedBi]

Crow that's a beautiful pie on the thumbnail best cook I've ever seen

[@lizoliver3021]

24:23 every other time he took a bite of his food monstrosities, he takes a few seconds to see if he could possibly put up with it. not this time. he *_ran_*

[@ameladaptivedaydreamer949]

Eric is so precious and self destructive at the same time. Like a pup that can harm itself if not looked after. I mean this video is the example of what happens when you leave him unattended xD

[@allenjohnson8988]

“I don’t have a wire” says QT as she’s wearing WIRED headphones

[@InsomniacCrow]

seeing his chat saying "Crow needs therapy" is extremely confusing and true at the same time

[@one_smol_duck]

I love the moment after the chat raid, where he pulls the cake back out and all the new people are just like *what the actual living hell is that*

[@7standdad]

I refuse to believe the music playing when he took a bite wasn't intentional

[@The_Generall]

Cinderella: Trying to make something meaningful of that recipe Crow: *anarchy*

[@lunqx1666]

“Who needs therapy when you have pie” -some random person on twitch

[@clayinator7286]

Timestamp?

[@lunqx1666]

@@clayinator7286 idk

[@alejandropascualgonzalez5030]

@@clayinator7286 8:29

[@clayinator7286]

@@alejandropascualgonzalez5030 thanks

[@serioushex3893]

i was entirely expecting a match to be put on the counter and the bowl thrown at it.

[@greenbeenz_]

That feeling when crow uploads at 3:27 am

[@nonameavailable16]

2:29 for me ._. i should go to sleep but then again it's the weekend

[@ultimate9056]

5:27 pm for me

[@MineBloxAllNite]

That feeling when Crow uploads at 2:27 am

[@konradrutkowski2064]

8:30 AM for me

[@Drzuk07]

12:30 am for me

[@Tylendal242]

I just realized that, absolute best case scenario, there is no bite he could pick out of that, barring the bread slices, that wouldn't be just absolutely drowning in lemon juice.

[@jonathanlongbow2707]

His ability to round that cake is impressive

[@randomloser5271]

a fun challenge would be to write down a recipe and try to make it so that when google translates it, it turns out to be a reasonable pie recipe.

[@zelda1420]

Someone in PointCrow's chat said "QT forgot to add a hint of enthusiasm," and that is indeed a _true_ statement.

[@Laceration_Gravityyy]

I did this with a recipe Here’s the original: Slice eggs in half lengthwise. 
Remove yolks and transfer to a medium-sized bowl. 
Add mayo, butter, mustards, pickle juice, sugar, salt, pepper, and Tabasco sauce. Use a fork to mash well.
Spoon filling into each egg white. Sprinkle with paprika and bacon (if using) and serve. 
If desired, top with a small slice of sweet gherkin pickle, as seen in pictures. And here’s the translation: Half an egg Put a white man in the oven. Butter mayonnaise, butter, mustard, kimchi paste, sugar, salt, pepper and unsalted spices with a fork. Works in Chile with background information (optional) If necessary, we recommend that you use a blanket covered with foam.

[@arandomperson3245]

Thanks to Eric I now know what dubious food looks like when you uncensor it.

[@OfficialShiggySimp]

I am dying. That recipe is diseased number one, plus QTCinderella’s cat shot a spear through my heart, so fricking cute

[@aelarlightbringer6372]

You KNOW that QT is the whole reason he actually took the fall and a bite...he never would've done that for chat lol

[@Komodor4567]

So what you mean to say that he was simping

[@aelarlightbringer6372]

@@Komodor4567 Basically, yeah

[@imposterisamongus695]

very true he is a simp

[@dj-murlock]

@@imposterisamongus695 The superior kind of one.

[@asshizu]

I love how it said to cut into quarter inch pieces, and then he proceeded to say 1/2, 1/3, 1/4 and he said it in reverse order, from least to greatest, even though it is clearly not least to greatest.

[@infernia4336]

i love how he never questions the recipe throughout the entire video, he just does it

[@Toe_Juicer]

“okay, o-okay I’ll take a bite of… that” … “👹OOUGHGH,OUUOGHH,UECHGHH👹”

[@TheMetaKid]

PointCrow talking with women about how to do baking on stream only shows us how much of a ladykiller he truly is.

[@jurrehuizinga7136]

Emphasis on Killer

[@christosdoesthings]

@@jurrehuizinga7136 emphasis on tornado

[@rachelthompson1145]

Now I want to see PointCrow actually bake something with a recipe that hasn't been translated 50 times

[@cass1115]

I don't think I'm emotionally ready for whatever food crimes are about to happen

[@-ism8153]

PointCrow is the reason baking instructions have very specific wording.

[@Porfonto]

this is the special kind of content that i feel like only pointcrow can make as entertaining as it can be

[@HDGamerofficial]

Have you heard of Malinda Kathleen Reese or the channel now known as Twisted Translations? Cuz I beg to differ 😉

[@kaz2726]

@@HDGamerofficial Or the guy that basically does this same thing

[@RERE-rr7gt]

Also Brandon Farris or like 99999999999 other channels

[@kookthekid8338]

It’s really cool seeing pointcrow in front of the camera like this instead of behind a computer screen!

[@ArcherOfHoshido]

Honestly, this is better than anything Food Network could ever come up with. Also, love the intro you have for this series

[@goateeguy11221122]

I can't believe that, after everything he's already done, I'm still upset that he never took the sticker off the apple

[@flapjack2330]

Now I can never imagine buoy base galaxy without the water replaced with lemon juice and the tower replaced with butternut squash

[@maurer3d]

LOL, this was great. It reminds me of this speech that my dad used to give to high school and college kids. It was a speech about how to effectively communicate. As part of it he would pick a volunteer from the audience (usually a guy), and would have them sit down looking out at the audience and tell him to pretend he was a father of a 2 year old who was watching an "important" football game and had to talk the kid thru making a PB and J. Then my dad would play the 2 year old. The guy without fail would say "get the bread, and take two slices of bread" and my dad would tear the bread bag open like the incredible hulk tearing off his shirt and bread would fly all over the place (and the audience would go nuts with laughter). In the end my dad (and the table) would be covered in peanutbutter and jelly (they almost always forgot to tell him to use a butter knife), and would ask the guy how he thought he did. Then after the guy said good, he would have the guy turn around to see why the audience was laughing historically.

[@nanxin2011]

Crow: Dont want to waste food alright! The food that he cooked:Am I a joke to you?!

[@thebe_stone]

you know you did a good job when you have to say "the onion fell" while cutting it

[@dachking6657]

That cake could’ve been used at a child’s birthday party.

[@Camdiddykong]

I have a degree in Culinary Arts, I've been on 46 different cooking and baking shows. I can tell you with my highly educated opinion, that the reason yours did not look like a pie in the end result was because you didn't peel the squash with a peeler. Using a knive will tend to cause little errors here and there.

[@sp10482]

I have watched the whole video 3 times already lol. Once live and then on twitch and then on the vods channel and I am still watching it again in a shorter version and still am enjoying every bit of it for the 4th time lol. You truly make great funny videos.

[@sp10482]

@Soul Ya, you're right lol.

[@re1_i05]

1:00 *nam flashbacks of when I was new to botw and continuously made dubious food*

[@pairoleggs]

this has taught me that eric doesnt know what a baking sheet is

[@GhostKingDeAngelo]

The look of pure chaotic curiosity on her face when she told him to eat his creation was priceless 😂😂

[@tt-5435]

At least his pie has edible parts. More than I can say with mine

[@danielburgess5864]

F

[@Dragnsayr-ik7xg]

The most surprising part of this video is he had big enough balls to even consider taking a bite out of that thing.

[@brynnachilles7484]

21:06 Man, the directors really made some creative turns with this new Mario world

[@Blancodraws]

Super Mario world World 1 "yoshi island" side view

[@henryfrfr]

my favorite part is definitely the camera abruptly zooming into the grater when QT says "great"

[@simonkhouryAU]

Crow when he puts it in his mouth: seems alright enough When he tastes it: shit

[@taizomichael7294]

5:47 "I don't have a wire..." *proceeds to twiddle headphone cord within hands*

[@xanderramsdell2919]

am I the only one that was expecting Eric to just chuck the bowl when it said "throw to match"?

[@jurrehuizinga7136]

YEET

[@gaysarahk]

I was also expecting him to get a match, to throw it at.

[@danielladelafe9145]

No one: PointCrow's cooking/baking skills are 'superb'

[@Robbie-qh3ni]

I don’t like how this is actually becoming a series now

[@SatisfiedShark]

The hard cuts between the nice mellow music and the daunting dark souls boss music is incredible