Popcorn Penguins! - Retro Recipe Review

January 1st is the perfect time for a Christmas episode! Join Ian as he attempts to create a penguin made out of popcorn.
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[@FireRose720]

"Is this how you butter a hand?" -Ian, 2018

[@PinieNox]

FireRose720 you mean 2017

[@flaffynarwhal5149]

no, he prerecorded it all today because he's magical. so 2018

[@adamtownsley5995]

A good way to start the year

[@turntsnaco824]

God dammit, beat me to it...

[@lucahjin]

Please let me know if there's a GoFundMe for Poppy, I want to help with his medical bills

[@MotherFucker445]

lucahjin to late now a giant devoured him recently so he’s with his son now

[@SirChubbyBunny]

Ericgeneric I guess he doesn't have Act of Ian coverage.

[@MotherFucker445]

SirChubbyBunny if he does it goes to his family since he is dead

[@beepbeepitsthenononpatrol507]

Yeah, head replacement surgery rates have been going up a lot lately

[@kuyans3889]

Original comment is just a little way down the comment section.

[@rump438]

This is Poppy's cousin, porpy. He was minutes from suffocating when coming out at birth, he's a little slow but he's just as good as poppy.

[@dellbelphine304]

What do you *as good* ?He’s better than poppy

[@TheKabuto90]

This is the headcanon I'm working with.

[@kobalt_ren01]

I especially like that porpy is specifically all lowercase.

[@maddieb.4282]

Technically we’re all minutes from suffocation 😂

[@SpingotGoomer]

"He's also got a nice picture of his son, to remember the good times. Like the ski trip! Where he died."

[@chunguslover]

Yes he said that

[@Audioworm]

I see that you, too, have watched the video.

[@micahcook2408]

4th a cup a butter

[@heartsthekitteh6239]

@@Audioworm It appears we have indeed shared this experience, yes.

[@indeimaus]

what if none of these sound effects are added and are just what is happening in the video

[@Chan0art]

Indeimaus wat r u doin here go back to pleyin vidyagamez

[@Tetraks333]

Hey, that gives me an idea. Top 10 souls sound effects. GET TO IT!

[@lunokhod3937]

Food souls next video?

[@heather19515]

Even the music?

[@EmeraldCoasttt]

No video editing involved he just manipulates time and space

[@corgiroyalty8785]

You made a bio for a lump of sugar and corn. You gave the lump a son. Then you ate the lump. I...I don't know how to feel.

[@mrPAK215]

Don't worry. Poppy's life was full of constant torment and agony, anyway. It was basically creator-assisted suicide.

[@corgiroyalty8785]

PAK215 Well that got deep fast. Although, I guess he did end it's misery. So...Is Ian the villain or the hero in this situation?

[@coffee9146]

Fear.

[@ballownfist3497]

Corgi Queen both

[@WilfredCthulu]

Corgi Queen I'd want a giant Ian to eat me when I give up.

[@onthemoverealestatephotogr9655]

I love your tradition of “the recipe calls for this, so I got something completely different”

[@T045-TERR]

R.I.P. Son the Penguin.

[@247gaming42]

Starting off the year right

[@planescaped]

Shame this is the last one of the year. Have to wait until 2019 for the next brutalfoods!

[@jertspleen1464]

Zak *ending

[@leyoto]

I said "oh no" at least fifteen times while watching this. Four of them dedicated to you drinking the peppermint extract.

[@botulismsauce]

leyoto me too! I yelled "Ian, No!" so many times my sister came to check on me.

[@manmanfun2]

He was grabbing the peppermint as I read this haha

[@terrasilvershade5678]

I did that too, since my morbidly curious childhood self drank peppermint, vanilla, and lemon extract.

[@Emerald_Raven08]

@@manmanfun2 oh no

[@manmanfun2]

@@Emerald_Raven08 oh no

[@schnozfish]

This video is made even more festive by the fact that Brutalmoose is starting to look like Jesus

[@tarawattietihul1761]

I never realized that.

[@populationalec7741]

Is he not already?

[@kaseyseay7386]

Someone told me Jesus was black...

[@evajabine5153]

@@kaseyseay7386 He was middle eastern. Christianity originated in modern day Palestine.

[@raf6213]

@Ivan Parra kinda

[@ACoolestNinja]

Poppy lived as he died, screaming and in pain.

[@skykittenpuppy]

"pssst- I don't think he knows what he's doing"

[@ConstantCompanion]

Robotooth 13 :::don't tell him. He has so little. 😯:::

[@theycallmedoor5062]

psst.... 11:42 At lease He Knows Something....?

[@skykittenpuppy]

good point! lol

[@patrickramseyart]

"What if I stuck a toothpick in his face?" -Ian, 2017/2018

[@averyabbott4162]

Patrick R Your honor, I would like to submit this as evidence for the murder

[@lydiazap7243]

it's been four and a half years and i only just now realized that he's called Poppy because he's made of popcorn. which is. like. poppy.

[@gao4605]

ian's complex crafting of words in his obviously-scripted videos are reall brought to light with such lines as "would it be mouth? if i took? is it ok to take a sip?" and many more

[@beefcastle]

"Cheez-it is weird, right?"

[@ChocolateYoshi]

they're very obviously not scripted and are pretty much reaction-based humor, i have no idea what you're trying to get at here

[@KevTyGaming]

@@ChocolateYoshi He’s being sarcastic by pointing out how stupid some of the sentences Ian ends up saying are, and pretending that he wrote that down beforehand and it’s what he meant to say the whole time

[@FourheadWeapon]

"Local bearded man creates sugar handicapped penguin, then eats the brain of said penguin"

[@ais4185]

PINGWIN

[@epicpotatofiend]

What a nice video to round off the end of the year! *This comment was supposed to come out in December

[@micahcook2408]

4th a cup a butter

[@c4shguy224]

Micah Cook huh

[@limelimelimee]

[This comment was collected as a part of a promotion]

[@diegogonzales9428]

@@limelimelimee what

[@gurvmlk]

@@diegogonzales9428 It's a reference to a different video.

[@reddead745]

Y'know, I kinda feel like it wasn't JUST the peppermint making it taste strange It was probably the white chocolate, milk chocolate, fruit rollup, flavored popcorn mix, PLUS the peppermint

[@maxfelson9467]

It might just be the weird proportion of the flavors because I can kinda see see the flavors (except maybe the fruit roll up, and maybe the peppermint)

[@RRVCrinale]

I'm reminded of when the F Plus Podcast reads recipes. You just know disaster is on the horizon when the ingredients list begins stretching with things whose flavors you just _know_ will all fight for space.

[@beepers4379]

" Poppy is very rich " He should have no problems with his bills

[@MrHendrix17]

It's the principle of the matter

[@TheHoneyClub]

"Peppermint is kind of, you know, candy canes peppermint Christmas." It sure is buddy

[@TheRealLazerBlazer22]

PentaQueen It suuuuure is.

[@laynereeves406]

TheRealLazerBlazer22 pbgeebus, is that you?

[@pumpkomoth]

theres something about your editing style that makes every video feel like a story

[@Dalzombie]

Very true! It's awesome the effort he puts into these for the best comedic effect!

[@platenoise256]

p l o p

[@honeyxew469]

I like that sometimes when he drinks water he puts a crunch sound effect

[@doobiescoo8148]

"Poppy's very rich" not enough for those medical bills...

[@tinykaiju3427]

Please host a crappy arts and crafts night.

[@lily91109]

I'd actually follow along.

[@mikereitemeier]

Arts and craps

[@ieop1970]

"Is this how you butter a hand?" -Brutalmoose 2017

[@ais4185]

*The video was supposed to come out in December.

[@kjellgunnartrimbo-forthun6052]

*This comment was supposed to come out in December*

[@eevee1583]

*this reply was supposed to come out in December*

[@joshzuker8308]

That's enough

[@liizzset]

😂. Lol

[@expression6180]

This reply *did* come out in December, albeit almost 3 years too late

[@andryboi8024]

Hey Ian, I don't usually post on videos since a lot of times I don't have a lot to add to them besides like "Nice Job" or "I liked it!" and those kind of comments aren't something I do. However, I have to say I love your food videos. I've liked all your videos, but your food related ones, especially the ones where you are making something, are becoming my favorite. I love cooking and watching people cook or just make dishes to eat. Even your food reviews are fantastic, you edit those so well and add so much extra life to something that could just be simple "I like/dislike this". These videos are great! Please keep them up!

[@lilsksk]

i’m so glad he had fun melting his marshmallows :)

[@goblingoo8061]

Last one of the year!!! NOOOOO!!! I have to wait 12 months till the next one!!!!

[@xenosauridae]

The Poppy narrative really makes it work.

[@Dirpman42]

You looked like you were having so much fun in this. I died, you are too damn cute.

[@tropezando]

Watching you cook gives me hives, but I can't look away. I also want to support you eating anything other than frozen dinners and Lunchables. I hope a guardian was supervising your use of the stove.

[@sophiebowman6906]

"Death, disability, and debt. Merry Christmas." - Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, probably

[@mrcnry]

"is it mouth? if i took?" ian youre good at words

[@shmekeldorf7523]

mAKIng sond MUTH! FRO extemety ectoplasm?

[@MinecrafterAl]

When I saw the explosion from Poppy's nose fall off, I cracked up instantly. I was not expecting that to happen lol

[@RedGumDropz]

poppy: where is my son they took my son

[@traceacex]

This is the first recipe review I literally went "IAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??" outloud so congratulations, LOL. That is DEFINITELY not how to fold food into stuff. xD

[@brutalmoose]

These food words should come with picture tutorials in all the cookbooks

[@MixerBot-ry7yy]

2018 is better

[@alyssapaull2128]

I just yelled “IAN”

[@TheStevedie]

I second Ian. The hell is fold into? I wouldn't have made it to the end :) I enjoy these food episodes a lot.

[@traceacex]

brutalmoose Haha, yeah, I definitely needed to be watch a KZbin tutorial the first time I came across that instruction myself so I feel you. :)

[@edwardrivera2770]

The three D's of Christmas :) -Death -Disability -Debt

[@CharlieDaClown]

Diabetes.

[@TYCOIX]

Dick

[@TYCOIX]

which reminds me; would butter be a good lube?

[@biodtox]

Don't forget depression

[@Ektalon]

Deformity

[@Immagiraffe101]

Omg the editing when the nose fell off I literally laughed so hard. I watched it over and over.

[@babybear6111]

"oh my god, he's so frickin cute. he's got so many problems". i have an overweight teddy bear that looks like your version of poppy. also, i feel like this would have been easier to make with rice krispies. also also, i wish i had friends to do this kind of stuff with me. making a mess by myself isn't nearly as fun.

[@babybear6111]

oh my god the medical bills the poor baby AND THE PICTURE OF HIS SON IM ACTUALLY IN TEARS

[@galacticamethyst8528]

I introduced my step-mom to your BrutalFoods series, and now she's obsessed with cooking the stuff in these videos. I don't blame her one bit

[@Reedster49]

Even the mayo bananas?

[@sangan3202]

Galactic Amethyst is she going to try this one?

[@thesheeepjd]

I already cooked that tasty looking meat roll filled with veggies myself. As a somewhat capable cook, watching Ian pains and amuses me at the same time (I love him!), so I couldn't resist doing it, either... I won't do this one, though. I suck at making things look good. Would end up just as ugly ;)

[@silverkyre]

I feel like we need some pictures of a hopefully future poppy

[@Jezzared]

"Would it be mouth... if i took?" Ian, i don't know how you manage to make these so entertaining, but god damn are you good at it.

[@snail632]

I watched this in Pudong Airport in Shanghai. The people around me stared at me as I proceeded to laugh my ass off. Great video and happy new year~

[@crashtiansClips]

When I need some good comfort binging, it's all Brutalmoose.

[@axogaming5358]

Bit Late... it's 2020

[@un-inkpressivevideos9541]

my favorite brootalfoods was when he did *tuna noodle* in 2019

[@wario1226]

I'd love to see a show like this on the Food Network. " I don't have a brush and this isn't vanilla coating..." perfect relatability

[@uhhlikeumm420]

Yeah?

[@ryman1933]

@@uhhlikeumm420 Yeah?

[@Arnoldee002]

Isn't there a show called "Nailed it." That is pretty much what youre talking about?

[@pingu4938]

@@Arnoldee002 it's just home cooks making complex cakes with everything that a kitchen could have

[@aceisking]

Or "I don't have enough of this shit"

[@eddvcr598]

I laughed my whole entire ass off, complete with the hole. This is the first time I cried laughing/spazzing watching KZbin; for some reason, the part where you visually inspected your surroundings while devouring Poppy really got to my subconscious. I love the chaotic force of your edits so much.

[@ethanfields1444]

After binge watching your channel for the past 3 days I finally decided to subscribe.

[@goofyahh3845]

Last one of the year... So no brutal foods until 2019... God dammit

[@lolocelot5547]

OH NOOOOOO

[@umbranmierex2413]

Tomaž Čede omfg I get it

[@nikvagenius4740]

Tomaž Čede you mean 2018

[@goofyahh3845]

San's Gasterblaster noooooooo

[@wow42022]

The video was supposed to be uploaded in December

[@Kryptnyt]

If a bunch of birds all decided to shit in the same spot for about a week in order to create a bird god, I'd imagine it would look quite a bit like what you've made there.

[@brutalmoose]

Poopy

[@theresatonev2504]

Your smile when you get his accessories on is the best

[@meefcakes809]

This is one of the few videos I rewatch to make me happy when I’m feeling down

[@GetrektJake]

Your style of editing is so perfect

[@ShinSK]

Your Poppy the Penguin is cute~

[@WindyNebula]

7:03 This is why you only stick one hand in so you have the other one clean to clean the sticky hand with.

[@mywristhurts]

Three years later and this video saved my shit day and made me laugh again. Thanks man.

[@Allison--]

"Christmas, full of Death, Disability and Debt..." Sounds like a Hallmark Christmas movie!

[@lort8334]

"That's a Christmas to me 🎵"

[@TheCam5465]

Greetings from the future! Christmas 2020 was definitely all those things.

[@QuantumWaltz]

tbh before the nose fell off you had a much more accurate penguin shape than ol' Betty could manage, if a bit comedically squat. I did start internally screaming when you sipped the peppermint extract, but I guess it could have been worse- when I was little I wanted to know if vanilla extract tasted as sweet as it smells. It does *not.* Not recommended.

[@mastermarkus5307]

I did the same thing to vanilla. I was very disappointed. It's weirdly bitter like raw cocoa.

[@vb6912]

Oh I did that too! Yeah no would not recommend. I wonder if it's better or worse than straight up peppermint extract.

[@QuantumWaltz]

If I recall correctly from cooking accidents later in life, the sheer mintiness of peppermint extract blasts out your sinuses so strongly it doesn't really register as having any other taste, so vanilla is definitely worse.

[@mrnonamekid4030]

I sorta wanna taste vanilla extract now Edit:I tasted some and it just tasted like pain I regret my decision

[@fireblazesmobileaccount2607]

@@mrnonamekid4030 Despite all warnings you proceded. *You poor soul*

[@terrenceswiff]

These videos are always so amazing. It's a great show, and highly relatable to my own kitchen disasters.

[@Wolf_Mama]

Awwww he's so dumpy and cute! Good job, Ian. X3

[@KidCop2011]

Death, disability, and debt! Finally a content creator who remembered to include the three Christmas D's! Great video!

[@LUHSTUR]

This comment is amazing

[@SapphicKnits]

Poppy's story is truly awe inspiring. RIP Poppy's Son 🙏

[@MrAthens25]

I love the Brutalfoods series, and History Kitchen is great. I love seeing you cook these recipes, mistakes and all. It adds to how "real" it feels, and it's nice. I utterly lost it at "holiday medical bills". Thanks for making the day a little better!

[@boraxkid1097]

The Penguin and Son thing feels like the setup for an awesome Adventure Time sidestory.

[@HighDefinition48]

lmao

[@Lach90]

Ian's cluelessness in this video totally made it for me, it was really funny and I enjoyed the whole thing. I don't think I've ever yelled 'No moose, nooooooo!' at the computer while watching a video before, but it happened like three times this vid. Also the disability story was hilarious.

[@riam850]

It's looking kinda like Dream Bunny, but it's less creepy.

[@mathieuleader8601]

Don't barf it

[@BoyusGoyus]

I love watching this in times where its not even close to Christmas because the entire theme of the video is celebrating Christmas when its not

[@velvetolio]

Didn't expect this to be such an emotional ride. First it's disgust watching you make it, then there's sadness learning about the heartbreaking Poppy's story and lastly there's terror watching you eat it :D That was hilarious

[@Ryan_McEdgelord]

This is my Poppy the penguin OC please do not steal

[@Gggggg-qo6rv]

donut Steel

[@TheGodshatter]

Your cooking skills scare me on a regular basis Ian. Lol! I'm always afraid you're going to hurt yourself somehow...

[@DRakshasa]

God, when he was using those scissors! I thought this was going to be the LAST brutalmoose episode!

[@marym8894]

That's what I thought when he drank the peppermint!

[@nytrodioxide]

The sound effects in this one were fabulous

[@SanderGrolleman]

Ian, you should have poppy Son's picture always somewhere in the frame next time you do one of these shows.

[@brigettesklar7647]

oh my god poppy turned out so cute

[@Visions557]

Who needs Martha Stewart, I got Brutal Stewart!

[@Moonbeam143]

Baby Cakes Sounds like a great name for a metal band based around stuff you can do at home.

[@hypermonkey600]

Ian and McJones collab when?

[@angel-q]

Ian's cooking skills are almost as good as his English skills.

[@supersonicwarrior55]

Poppy the penguin is absolutely beautiful, bless him.

[@cathart866]

Little cute little mallows!

[@DJOreo217]

Never before I have I seen anyone use a stick of butter like a bar of soap nor do I ever want to see that again

[@mamameowmeow1227]

Carls

[@harryb1429]

This was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while

[@empac8631]

This is easily one of the most wholesome adorable videos I’ve ever seen

[@spiritgamer234]

the cooking techniques used in this video are some of the most elegant and masterful ever put to cooking. Gordon Ramsey watch out.

[@emiliew5553]

i LoVe YoUr PrOfILe PiCtUrE

[@aviona123]

i thought i was gonna have a fun ol time but this just gave me anxiety

[@crudenightmare]

Indeed. Let's hope Gordon never watches these works of art. You know. Cus he'd be so intimidated by..... Ian's cooking skills, yeah, that's it.

[@jenniferh3549]

I love this series more than anything else on youtube

[@KamatsuKyoto]

This is the best January Christmas video that I ever seen

[@kelpymckelps]

I hope he makes another cooking video soon!!

[@DreamingBouvardia]

lmao, this was great. I really kind of want to try this one..

[@brutalmoose]

If you do, please tweet me a picture of it! I'd love to see.

[@grandceaser310]

This should be on Food Network.

[@dresden]

Grand ceaser OMG yes!!!!

[@gurvmlk]

It would give me a reason to watch the channel.

[@shillinhite3911]

I've been pretty depressed for the past week and I've been binge watching your videos. I don't know why, but they're one of the only things out there that isn't making me frustrated, sad, or angry, so thanks--sincerely. I could watch these forever.

[@Nitro_553]

I refuse to believe this was already 2 years ago. It feels like it just came out!

[@MadamFoogie]

7:15 I lost it. If a spider started doing that in my house, I think I'd pee my pants.

[@PhoenixRoseYT]

MadamFoogie lmfaoooooo

[@Dragonemperess]

They have spiders that actually do that. They spin nets and use those to catch their prey. Look up Deinopis.

[@Dragonemperess]

@@TheTheninjagummybear There are actual online stores that sell spiders. I really want a Jumping Spider one day. But yeah, Mother Nature has a horrifying imagination. kzbin.info/www/bejne/a4DJgp5_osqsg7s

[@Yamezzzz]

Wikihow: How to butter a hand.

[@Givanpes]

That Spiderman impression was flawless, specifically the last part!

[@simloverfever]

I started crying when Ian described his diorama😭

[@Miss_Kisa94]

To get rid of the popcorn kernels just dump the bag in a colander and give it a little shake the seeds should fall out the holes :) just a tip if anyone wants to make this themselves

[@atropabelladonna12]

My new favorite show. Woo brutalfoods

[@Dudge]

Even now this video cracks me up, glad it was in my recommended

[@agentcoxack7368]

The “oh nooooooooose” bit gets my every damn time.

[@fizzle54]

(spiders do this)

[@peggleenjoyer1309]

But Spiders Have No Fingers

[@Ratciclefan]

Christian Channel (spiders do this)

[@peggleenjoyer1309]

O H

[@Poggleloid]

I don't get it

[@dandydoodle4456]

Christian Channel there hands split apart

[@danielgoncalves7588]

His brutal foods episodes are the best

[@RaccoonHenry]

man, this video cracks me up every time I watch it!! it even makes me want to make my own Poppy someday

[@rosybot5829]

How the fuck did you make this so dark?