Scorched Earth - ProJared

[@yokayoksven]

I don't know if it's the mother of all games, but it's definitely the mother of Worms games.

[@yuurou7927]

Exactly my thought! What happened to Worms series tho?

[@MindstormXL]

@@yuurou7927 Worms WMD is the latest game and came out in 2017

[@SporianSummit]

shellshock live too

[@zekerboy9877]

Yoka Yoksven that’s exactly what I thought.

[@ComicSams48]

@@yuurou7927 they're making a Worms battle royale, I heard

[@vicentetemes5793]

"Just as enjoyable as killing things with all these sweet weapons is watching people DIE" -Projared, 8-7-2016

[@TheDiego908]

"Don't take that out of context"

[@SleepyAdam]

"I turned out fine"

[@thehuyto]

(removes context)

[@krunchyninja7206]

Vicente Temes read this in a Dr. Evil voice

[@indeimaus]

Every game from now on shall just be named a "Scorched Earth-like"

[@BrBetim]

Top 5 ScorchedEarth-Soul Like games ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@TheGoldenAnimations88]

+TheBetim which is just a top 5 underrated games xD

[@Jaspertine]

Scorchlikes

[@Noremaad]

It's like -The Binding of Isaac- -Dark Souls- Scorched Earth... With a twist.

[@MforMovesets]

You know what I hate, when people say that "Older game" is just a ripoff of "Newer game". Like when people tell me Earthbound is just like Undertale. Yeah no shit.

[@PrincessAshly]

KZbin is pushing projared hard again in the suggestions. I am happy about this.

[@dstinnettmusic]

The recomendations are personalized my dude. It means you have been watching projared

[@CobaltContrast]

Yeah it's 7 years old now

[@tylerpetty5458]

I thought EarthBound Beginnings was the Mother of all games.

[@passonthestar3689]

I applaud you.

[@baldman7738]

boooooooooo

[@goldenknight5827]

Just keep doing what you're doing man you will go places

[@sodafizzcrab5017]

Ha.

[@Sebastian-xy3xk]

;-;

[@ilikeeatingbutter3449]

Im a tank that is pushing those 3 months old comments out of the map

[@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325]

Ohh the irony

[@FRANKIERGG]

content maker101 you’ve become the very thing you’ve sworn to destroy

[@sumdumboi2190]

Posted exactly 3 months ago

[@slicedbread5568]

I'm sorry dude, you must leave

[@coreylineberry8557]

To be fair, he wasn’t squeaky clean himself. He even acknowledged as such. But here’s the thing: He’s making strides to change. I have to give him props for admitting that he did do something wrong, using evidence to cut through some of the more egregious claims, and trying to change.

[@dizzydoom4230]

Ah, so this is the birth of all those tank war flash games.

[@xendofenigmax]

ikr? Childhood lol

[@jaemora7898]

DDDDDOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Mace2.0]

I used to play Tanks as a kid. Fun times.

[@frostymug5939]

“Drive through the shields” “Durga, Durga, Durga, Durga, Durga......boop” *Funky Bomb insues*

[@Seoulwanderer]

Why is this not the most liked comment on this video???

[@frostymug5939]

Richard Cromwell Good sir I’m flattered

[@janehuskmann1914]

*Funky bomb.*

[@thebananamelon5065]

That moment when Projared reviews a game you thought you only played

[@thebananamelon5065]

You gonna review Billy Hatcher and The Giant Egg? Because no one seems to know wtf that was

[@shadowcrasher.2573]

+The Banana Melon I do I own it

[@duolingobird9244]

+The Banana Melon I used to play it on the GameCube :D

[@lylajean100]

+The Banana Melon I played that too

[@DaelinZeppiTheComputerGamer]

+The Banana Melon My friend is literally obsessed with that game.

[@yungtown]

Man I love videos like this. The passion bleeds through. Also that real life advice though.

[@catapultingwizard5160]

Looks like this comment has a "town time"

[@andrewk9944]

Subscribe to Yungtown

[@MyOwnHandle22]

I subbed to you. :^)

[@catapultingwizard5160]

jfc zero. Isnt that too overboard

[@Lanselot2069]

True, Final Fantasy XIII really sucks.

[@jacobharrison2425]

Me and the boys binge watching old projared videos to support Jared

[@peoplesoft2784]

He's back up to 900K subscribers

[@jacobharrison2425]

ITS GREAT ISNT IT!

[@brodiemanz]

I am sad that I actually thought he did that stuff. I am going to watch to make up for the lost time.

[@wotan.mp44]

Scorched Earth, The Mother Of All Games. *_But who's the father?!_*

[@din_5817]

I am...i am the father

[@tonyhakston536]

+Anon _ You haven't been paying child support.

[@din_5817]

Tony Hakston how can i if I'm not here? (Throws down smoke bombs)

[@insidiousy]

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.

[@noahbowers2098]

pikachu

[@JasonGrace69]

I just realized that ShellShocked Live is basically the master-piece remake of Scorched Earth. Literally everything is the same (not really). Wow.

[@Zexi141]

Yeah, I thought this game looked familiar haha.

[@manuelmonterroso523]

yessssss

[@Zexi141]

+Person Guy That's KZbin on Android just being stupid.

[@KevintheBooth]

HOW? Seriously, how could anyone play SSL without thinking, "man they ripped off Scorched Earth"....

[@Pengwynd]

I would argue that Pocket Tanks is much better. Just doesn't have online multiplayer.

[@megananderson7454]

“I turned out fine.” Well, you did far better than I did!

[@mr.mister3647]

eh

[@megananderson7454]

Ender xDJ you don’t know me, hun. I’m a fucking mess

[@TheDisorganizedNerd]

@@megananderson7454 HA MY ROOM IS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKIN MESS WORSE THAN A DAMN WAR ZONE WHILE IM HERE DEALIN WITH SCHOOL

[@pathetic_girl]

Megan Anderson I’m now your 101th subscriber

[@megananderson7454]

@@pathetic_girl thank you so much!

[@mamasboy7569]

When my friend was playing Shellshock Live I immediately said "So it's an updated version of Scorched Earth?"

[@thatunknowndoot]

6:48 oh god, not hank. The most bloodthirsty and destructive dictator of them all

[@norisa4850]

GOD DAMN IT BOBBEH

[@misterbennnn]

This awakened a *deep* memory. We had this on our DOS computer, and we even put it on our Windows 3.1. I don't know when my dad got it, but my brother and I played this more than Doom. (Unlike Jared, I played Doom first, then Scortched Earth (whose title I never remembered))

[@pix3l_brat]

The funky bomb is by FAR my favorite

[@keithroddy8297]

+Georgieporgie45 I am the funky bomb

[@JohnthePhantom]

Nikita Krivko Yes. :3

[@Ceradeez]

me 2

[@Freezezonian]

I have blown myself up So many times with those funky bombs. But I love them. The best part though was when an enemy tank would die and then explode as a funky bomb and take me with em.

[@SirDavid290]

My god, isin't there a 3D wirefram version of this game ?! Please i need information, i im searching this game since i was little ! I had so much fun ! Edit : Found it, it's called Genocide.

[@gday8813]

"It's hard to miss with, and hard to not hit yourself with" I suddenly remembered that one Arnold Schwarzenegger line "I could aim, but with this thing, I don't have to."

[@okberdal]

then who is the father of all games, jared?

[@hoots1225]

Probably that wheel that you push with a stick.

[@dwanedibly8129]

Shigeru Miyamoto, obviously. Who else?

[@uncrstbl]

+Sam Hoots oh I loved that one

[@snipperjoey1151]

I'm guessing Pong.

[@MFG1243]

But wait, Miyamoto is also the *mother* of Bowser Jr.!

[@SuperCatPrincess]

“When it seems like there are obstacles in life and you just can’t get past them no matter what you do, just remember, drive through the shields.” Sending support your way Jared.

[@jackofalltrades6129]

Was looking to see if anyone else posted it. Looking to put "Drive through the Shields" on an inspirational poster.

[@janehuskmann1914]

“Durga, Durga, Durga, Durga, Durga......boop”

[@Garrett-Y]

#PushThroughTheShields Jared through all the shit you've been through you did as you said at the end, Push through the shields and im glad to see you did. glad to see you coming back!

[@janehuskmann1914]

“Durga, Durga, Durga, Durga, Durga......boop”

[@GmodPlusWoW]

Looking back, he really did drive through the shields.

[@UnrivaledPiercer]

I guess we can all say, Jared drove through the shields. Welcome back Jared!

[@AussieDragoon]

History's most brutal dictator, ProJared.

[@SuperDuperSP]

Lol . His good at staying under cover.

[@Hikaru6050]

I thought it was Cher.....

[@horesfan400]

it wasn't Walpole

[@twinx_bar]

change dictator to husband and you get projared

[@imdajasperbaby]

Aged like fine wine from 17 years

[@spacetrenton]

"don't take that out of context" -Projared 2016

[@snozer6966]

But that was out of context ok

[@vrthird5644]

I think all of his jokes will be taken out of context now.

[@unknown404x]

Damn we are doing that alot nowadays

[@Luigicat11]

@Gary Oak Are you sure about that?

[@AbandonedStarSystem]

@@raciallyconfused I wonder what you think of this comment now

[@Drinkabeerandplayagameofficial]

Can't say I ever played this, but damn do I love this gameplay style. Hello Worms' grandpa

[@h3nder]

Remember that Fps worms game?

[@Drinkabeerandplayagameofficial]

StaTeBoliUvoGoogle? actually no, ill have to look that up, cheers bud

[@TheRainbowGhosts]

worms 3D ;)

[@revenile]

There's a game like this in space called Warheads, and it's actually freeware now. Look up Warheads: Second Edition. :)

[@Drinkabeerandplayagameofficial]

+revenile def will, thanks bud!

[@SnakeGeo]

I was always a fan of Pocket Tanks and Worms, so this seems perfect. This type of game, especially with all that customization, really is timeless

[@AndySteinMusic]

I remember when you teased this at Too Many Games -- I was the only guy at your panel who remembered it, haha! I love this game :D

[@KonbanwaJapan]

Hi!! :D

[@kobi005]

i grew up on this game, it's awesome

[@303Thatoneguy]

Pong

[@ywed1748]

Can you please make a song about MR L green thunder (look it up if you dont know who he is)

[@tims.1615]

@@ywed1748 now I have the Mr. L theme from Super Paper Mario in my head

[@girzarro]

It'd be entertaining if you played this for Projared Plays

[@dappercuttlefish9557]

H O P E B O Y You HOPE he plays it? (oh no the fandom has been summoned) (edit: coming back to this later and being really confused for like 30 seconds)

[@hrgrhrhhr]

DapperCuttlefish DID SOMEONE SAY HOPE I AM THE HOPE BAGEL I am the definition of Danganronpa trash

[@Fireluigi1225]

Instead, ProJared played us for fools.

[@rR-ng1rx]

That ain't happing any time soon

[@EverixYT]

@@Fireluigi1225 Yes but actually no.

[@pogogo51]

Pocket Tanks (AKA Scorched Earth but Amiga tho) was my jam as a kid. So many hours.

[@pogogo51]

To clarify, Pocket Tanks was a Windows game, it was just very very reminiscent of Amiga games. Also it was descended from Scorched Tanks; an Amiga game.

[@pogogo51]

Office Merks I think the Windows version had the DLC, too.

[@pogogo51]

Office Merks It always bugged me to buy the deluxe version - because shareware was a thing still - which had "over 30 new weapons" or whatever. Then you could get flamethrower pack, nuke pack, what have you.

[@pogogo51]

Office Merks Just checked out the site, apparently the guy's still making expansions as of 2014? That's dedication, there.

[@klrtm8o]

Pocket Tanks is on iOS and Android now for free.

[@invisiblehand13]

Hell Yeah! Jared is BACK!!!

[@SkeetCrafter]

so Worms with GRAPHICS

[@cringenetwork7696]

*GRAFIKKS

[@hoxatron6024]

**GREFAKS

[@Ratciclefan]

GRAPHIX

[@kecukritiques2943]

GRATHICCS

[@thecommentdetective374]

GWAFIKZ

[@TalosParoxi]

my strategy with scorched earth was to cover myself in dirt and use digger shots to shoot out at my enemies.

[@TheNexDude]

I always tried to get off some shots then protect myself or screw over the enemy.

[@kjellgunnartrimbo-forthun6052]

I was actually thinking that this is very similar to Worms

[@LesterRamos]

I thought he would mention Worms at the beginning

[@ChozoFS]

Or the flash game "tanks"

[@joshuashew7253]

very similar to sheelshock live

[@fou-luthedragonemperor8648]

Hello me, I thought the same.

[@wesrubincan9568]

Shell Shock Live, anyone?

[@drplagueproductions1537]

Now let's give projared a redemption arc out of ten

[@8-bitsarda747]

hell yeah!

[@drplagueproductions1537]

@@8-bitsarda747 hey thanks 4 replying

[@8-bitsarda747]

@@drplagueproductions1537 you're welcome

[@griffinbaker3509]

Redemption arc would imply he did something wrong

[@motalux]

"Just as enjoyable as killing things with all these sweet weapons is watching people die" -Projared

[@tadhgoshea4037]

He should do this on the gaming channel

[@JJ-qz1dg]

YES

[@Billaxle]

Tadhg O'Shea as a one off for obvious reasons of course but I wouldn't mind it if he sat there for like maybe 45 minutes to an hour playing withfunky bombs!

[@rogeriopenna9014]

Lol... I am laughing out loud here about people playing gorillas instead of programming in basic... same experience here in southern Brazil

[@winderfiend7647]

Me:*Thinks about Scorched Earth* KZbin:*Recommends this Video*

[@TenchiJeff]

I remember playing this game with friends in the early 90s. Every weekend would be Scorched Earth, in between marathoning the Robotech RPG.

[@jacobschaller6566]

ProJared, the father of all Uno reversals of the year...

[@novalachlan2347]

I am literally coding a text-based game with java while watching this video. Maybe someday I'll make something you'll want to talk about!

[@niallreid7664]

Brenda McLachlin "Backdoor Sluts 9: the Official Video Game."

[@lmao2302]

Brenda Mclachin."Soda can simulator rust edition."

[@AidenOcelot]

Brendda McLachlin, DON'T give up! I made a shitty text base game and friends enjoyed it. Months later I'm now selling a MUCH improved graphics version. I've made $50!

[@Kernel80]

Good luck what’s it called

[@bizarc7590]

Probably not

[@Mabi-]

I absolutely loved this game as a kid, and still loved it when I played recently. It'll never get old.

[@channelremoved32]

Internet: *accuses Jared of sexual harassment based on carefully clipped screenshots from chats* Projared: 5:59

[@slitherywriter1711]

I would've used this clip: 1:33

[@tsm688]

thank you, coming back after years reading all these comments not one saying what actually happened, I can make a little sense of it.

[@Kujakuseki01]

I played the SHIT out of Scored Earth as a a kid.

[@doodoohead8401]

Kujakuseki01 zo

[@mulberryman1305]

even as old as it is Shellshock Live ain't got nothin on Scorched Earth (except graphics of course)

[@Brattleborg]

"Scored Earth"

[@ParrotMan01276]

*insert comment about scorched earth career or scorched earth accusations* Let's bring him back proper.

[@NemesisOwl]

Look at that subscriber count climbing back up! Glad to see you back, sir. Never stopped watching the old videos and am eagerly awaiting D&December this year!

[@interdimensionalgoober8769]

This is one of my favorite ProJared vids, great work.

[@flipperz0362]

Scorched Earth is the mother of Mother

[@din_5817]

Good one

[@thisnameisfalse9941]

SCORCHED EARTH The Grandmother of all Games™

[@MatthewRutledgeTaylor]

Oh Man. Memories of lunch hour in the computer lab in grade 10.

[@MelasMaidsAuto]

Good to see the push to get this man back up, it was extremely unjust

[@justingraton17]

This reminds me of the game Worms.

[@sandbakk77]

No surprise. Worms is based on/inspired by it. :)

[@Pehmokettu]

Scorched Earth is from 1991, Worms is from 1995.

[@schwarzerritter5724]

That is why it is called "The Mother of all Games".

[@giguyjoe]

I found the inspiration for Shellshock Live.

[@TheInfinityMaster1]

Pocket Tanks & Atomic Cannon more dude.

[@axelvids893]

"Just as enjoyable as killing things with all of these sweet weapons is watching people DIE." -ProJared 2016

[@ZeroKami86]

I played a game like this all the time in study hall: Pocket Tanks

[@BackwardRocketStudios]

This was the comment I was looking for.

[@fern8594]

O I love pokettanks

[@SakamotoIbuki]

I remember playing it while a kickin' rad riff soundtrack was going off in the background. The go-to game when I was a child. (Then again, the computer was the only medium to play games with, in my house.)

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

I played a game like this when i was six, it's called Tanks, you can find it on Addicting Games .com

[@ItsYaTrashboi]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[@albertwong4516]

projared is the man... he was dealt a rotten hand, and behaved like an absolute champ. Not his fault he crossed paths with crazy. Peace brother, never stopped watching.

[@seth3996]

I remember playing a flash game like this

[@EightThreeEight]

Just called Tanks, if I remember rightly.

[@mcintoshpc]

that would be shell shocked

[@trollerpilotxiv3079]

Big Battle Tanks

[@Underworlder5]

+Timdeuces well, you just took a hit to my childhood. i still remember the music as if i heard it an hour ago

[@mysteryguesification]

This has better grafikss though

[@Busterdrag]

"Just as enjoyable as killing things with all of these sweet weapons, is watching people die!" -Jared Knabenbauer

[@Zoraida_Fae]

I love all the different video game music that snuck its way into this video. XD

[@GasBandit]

I introduced my Dad to Scorched Earth back in the day, and he loves it even after all these years. He'll often say "In times of trouble, go with what you know" right before he makes an attack in any other game (because that was something the "talking tanks" commonly said).

[@dragonflight2468]

"... Every single game ever made has been birthed by Scorched Earth" THAT. Is a very ironic sentence.....

[@ReddGier]

Can't believe it's been years this video has been up. Makes me wish a scorched earth HD version would be released.

[@tylermaurmann]

Shellshock Live is really close to this :3

[@ReddGier]

@@tylermaurmann Thank you for informing me! I'll check it out as soon as I can!

[@nathanielholzgrafe5274]

Drive through the shields, Jared. Drive through the shields.

[@rolando2101]

Don't worry, he did

[@cthulhu7156]

Probably the only comment from when the controversy happened that isn't accusing him or making fun of him.

[@stoppit0]

CaptainKthulhu it kinda is

[@gamingcantina9157]

Mutahar's a.k.a. Someordinarygamers Edit: I mispelled someordinarygamers real name

[@brycestrife5605]

I've been spelunking and cave exploring with my amazing father, my best friend, RIP my friend, and caverns CAN catch some crazy strong winds through them.

[@AlbertFingernoodle959]

I feel like we should replace the “driving out the bad comments” with actual comments now

[@RocketRoosterFilms]

1: "I turned out fine." 2: "You're dead! I'm dead! THE EARTH'S DEAD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" O_O

[@lucasbeck1391]

Ever heard of an unreliable narrator?

[@memberofchat2825]

don't forget to disable adblock to help support jared

[@shurikenkat]

Jared showed us this blessed game 4 years ago. I’ve been playing it ever since. Thanks, Jared. Welcome back.

[@kali1625]

This reminds me so much of the game pocket tanks!

[@donutguy9228]

OMG I PLAYED THAT GAME TOO

[@lordofthelowlands]

oh gosh so much of my highschool just playing the shareware version

[@ianjones9961]

Pocket Tanks is the spiritual successor to this. Sooooooooooo many weapons...I had ALL the damned expansion packs.

[@Lugbzurg]

My cousin had this on his old computer ages ago, and we played a ton of it. I believe that was the first time I'd ever seen someone keep a computer in their room.

[@NotWellKnown]

I still occasionally load up Pocket Tanks. Its by far my favorite mortar game. Of course, seeing all the customization and environmental effects the original Scorched Earth had, I wish Pocket Tanks could have also included that stuff.

[@Janzkrieg]

The first thing i thought when i saw it was not "Look at dem graphics", but rather "Shellshock live?"

[@ZenoDovahkiin]

My first thought was "Oh, this looks kinda like Worms!" So I guess I know the mother of all worms now.

[@wrenrogers369]

yeah

[@masonschroeder3342]

Yep

[@BruhMoment-vn6oo]

me too

[@voxelbugged]

Shellshock live! im glad not only me knows that game exists

[@1mariomaniac]

"Let's take these months old negative comments, and *PUSH* them somewhere else!"

[@theretronick3380]

As soon as you said funky bomb I heard that noise in my head. Awesome use of Blaster Master music in the background, too.

[@ShadianVise]

Oh wow, I played a version of this called Pocket Tanks with my friends in high school.

[@ThatGastrodon]

They also made a great Arkanoid clone, too, iirc. I spent way too much time playing that and Pocket Tanks on my dad's mac when I was a kid.

[@flyinmehkite384]

Many an hour was played with Pocket Tanks in high school for me too. So much fun!

[@thesalinator3557]

I remember pocket tanks. That was a fun game.

[@rickyjones1898]

+The Eternal Shenron I'm pretty sure the developers still support and update pocket tanks

[@spicynoodle6668]

pocket tanks is on android and iphone now, even with online multiplayer with updates since 2014!

[@vahlok1426]

Guess you could say the internet tried a "Scorched Earth" method on Jared? Hah, no that wasn't funny. Time to watch.

[@xJC4Rx]

God I fucking loved this game. Where can I download it to relive this?

[@yellows111]

archive.org/details/ScorchedEarth (pick your download flavour) or ClassicReload (online only) may be your best bet

[@sonoda944]

Declan Brady this collemt should be pinned

[@cruzmedina7023]

JC4R damn girl you fine

[@JonathonPlaysGames]

archive.org/details/msdos_Scorched_Earth_1991

[@liquidmech1727]

a game like that is jelly in the sky

[@andrewamp1]

Nice to see you're back, my recommendation page has nothing but ProJared, and I'm not complaining.

[@solaris9426]

Honestly, I think that anyone who didn't "turn out fine" after playing M-rated games as kids, were never "fine" to begin with. They probably had some hidden or just emerging mental issues that messed with their ability to tell the difference between reality and fantasy.

[@MaxonerousX]

Barry Smith I played Skyrim and now have a tendency to ride horses parallel to any wall I come across.

[@franklind.roosevelt4367]

Barry Smith nice bait yo it's totally not obvious at all.

[@kinamiya1]

i played persona 3 so i have a tendency of shooting in my head to unleash my hidden powers!

[@ClaireSunshine]

+Barry Smith Cool bait dawg.

[@drag00n365]

what bait? are yall dumb? his comment makes complete sense, did you misread the comment?

[@ElZamo92]

I played this game on my iPod touch 7 years ago. It is a carbon copy of Scorched Earth, but it was called "Tanks". Im not sure if it is still available on the App Store...

[@ElZamo92]

I found it ! It is called metal sky!

[@MuJackalhopper]

it's also a flash game

[@Steets]

Or 'Pocket Tanks' if you will.

[@jadevenator5659]

It's been a flash game for over a decade. It's so great. You can still play it online.

[@MuJackalhopper]

+Jade Venator agreed

[@HargMentor]

scorched earth reminds me of pocket tanks its the same thing but with more weapons and "graphics"

[@blazcraz6992]

I remember. That was the game. I loved Pocket Tanks. I loved blowing up the ground mostly.

[@HargMentor]

yeah

[@blazcraz6992]

Mr. Bigshot Blowing up the ground was so entertaining to me as a kid. It was so fun.

[@HargMentor]

yeah dats the best part

[@DonSMDT]

I want this with better tank graphics. even 16 or 32 bit will do.

[@HoopyFroodood]

9:58 Not everyone is able to use their own advice during their own hardships. Good job dude, glad you made it out the other side.

[@voultbioy5261]

Man, I'm glad I can finally enjoy these videos again. I love projared

[@jellybunny7013]

Anyone else being reminded of shell shock live

[@notTLWO]

Red Jelly no I was reminded of ARK

[@ashsquest1235]

Red Jelly beans me

[@nightcollapse]

Peter Sam Uh oh, you just got beaned!

[@mulberryman1305]

no Shellshock Live Reminds me of Scorched Earth, though I do wish Shellshock Live would adopt some of the Border options (like wrap around)

[@TheHolyHatter]

yes

[@AzureRoxe]

If this game was released today, all the tanks, most of the cool weapons, the walls and a lot of the customization would be either payed DLC or not in the game at all after it was promised.

[@justyouraveragememester5037]

Sadly, you're true

[@pickk90]

Shellshock live is basicaly that and it's been out for a few years now with no dlc

[@Kirbio]

That last joke at the end has a lot more meaning, than I think he ever intended.

[@thevoidlord1796]

This is actually a web game now. I don't know the link but I played it all the time in free time at school.

[@thevoidlord1796]

Valtsu Salonen I tink it was tanks. I forgot the name.

[@thundal6081]

+TheCrafterPrince it was called tanks BUT NO FUNKY BOMB :'(

[@thevoidlord1796]

Tarlochan Hundal Yeah... alas... there may never be another funky bomb...

[@AlphaAlarmClock]

Pocket Tanks is an amazing one

[@aarontalabis3558]

How could we have ever doubted this man? Honest question

[@slicedbread5568]

People are prone to believe things without much evidence if it sounds horrible enough, I’m sure people were well meaning tho

[@Eisenbison]

"They found you amusing for a while... but the one thing people love more than a hero, is to see a hero fail... In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you." -Green Goblin

[@ATyInc]

Scorching the comment section yay good vibes all the way. Great material, we want more

[@trueakuma777]

Solid review, Scorched Earth is one of my all-time favorite classic DOS games! Also, I love the fact that you included music from Blaster Master in this video! One of my favorite video game soundtracks!

[@ChronoTriggerHappy]

FUCK YEAH, SCORCHED EARTH, MAX EXPLOSION CHAOS FUNKY BOMB VERSIONS FOR LIFE!

[@ChronoTriggerHappy]

I also forgot RUBBER WALLS, OR WRAP AROUND WALLS, INSANITY!

[@haydennr6]

you have never played it have you?

[@cachotognax3600]

probably someone alrredy commented this, but a 3D reamke of this game exists! Same weapons, same gameplay, 50%more dimensions!

[@youyeese_art]

Ooo, really? What's it called if I may ask

[@cachotognax3600]

+Demon Blood scorched3D, yeah I should have posted that in the original comment I know

[@chriscook4828]

+Demon Blood It looks like shell shock live.

[@UmbrellaSound]

Moonbase Commander?

[@emilinrose]

its like a prototype Worms.

[@voidsassin7607]

Nah more like the predecessor, definately not a prototype

[@emilinrose]

Claire Claes That is a better description.

[@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844]

+emilinrose Pretty much, but better.

[@kyotheman69]

Shock was first, but Worms did it better. Say the same for Wolfstien and Doom, Wolfstien 3D was the first, but DOOM did it way better.

[@voidsassin7607]

kyotheman69 well the time period between wolfenstein and doom was waaay smaller than worms and shock, you really cant compare the two, worms ofcourse seems to be the better one but it had so incredibly more to work with, you really cant say one is better than the other because of that

[@aaron_my_lungs]

All I do is watch ProJared. I've stopped eating, sleeping, given up all social interaction, I just stay in my room watching the same videos over and over. I can recite the Two Worlds video beginning to end and give a detailed explanation of the visual gags. If you're wondering how I use the bathroom, I have stopped going altogether. Whenever I feel like I have to go, I just hold it in until that feeling goes away.

[@TartarSauceBeans]

What I remember about the rise of the Empire is... is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Clone Wars, the 501st Legion was discreetly transferred back to Coruscant. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private, traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Coruscant, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched into the Jedi Temple. Not a word.

[@dwldjon]

Wow a comment not referencing projareds crumbling career

[@TartarSauceBeans]

dwldjon lol I’m just a shitposter

[@dusty2080]

Battlefront 2 was fantastic (I mean the original Battlefront 2)

[@THEEMan]

WaTch OuT fOR tHoSE WriSt RoCKetS!

[@gamingcantina9157]

@@THEEMan Get back to the battlefield soldier!

[@KayEcksArr]

"...Drive through the shields." - ProJared

[@jamesgreen90]

So this game is the original version of tanks

[@jamesgreen90]

Seriously look it up

[@crazedauthor98]

Exactly what I thought. That's the game I saw my classmates playing when they were goofing off at school.

[@hasanunlu8789]

Yeah, i played that game a lots with friends in school and it was a blast.

[@gone.6073]

Exactly what I thought!😂

[@aprettyboringguy8963]

My reaction exactly. Played it for hours with my cousin and siblings.

[@G33kCulture]

Only you could make a 10 minute video on Scorched Earth. Thanks for giving an old/simple game the love it deserves.

[@thegoosh6469]

2016: I have stared into the abyss... 2019: and the abyss stared back.

[@StanleyG23]

The Goosh bad comment

[@Amberstorm1999]

I swear I played a remastered version of this game with my friends when I was 7 or something on PC

[@gumbo64]

Pocket tanks maybe

[@Amberstorm1999]

64 BitGit maybe all I remember is me and 3 of my friends playing it in the old PC in the corner of our after school daycare and it functioned the exact same as this game just with better graphics

[@patu8010]

Me too. There were dozens of clones of this game.

[@mrbye3966]

or maybe it was tanks?

[@ObiJuanKenobi3]

So, this is what Worms would be like if it was made on MS DOS

[@J1337H4X0R]

I just thought I'd point out, Worms in 1995 *was* made for MS DOS (plus Amiga and so on, the same year the final version of Scorched Earth came out). Back in 1991, there were already good games for DOS including Civilization, Lemmings and Monkey Island 2, which are all REAL classics, and the last at least has very nice (if low-res) graphics. As for Scorched Earth and GORILLAS.BAS (probably came before?), they are heavily predated by 'Artillery' for the Apple II, released in 1980, and already had the wind element, as did other games from the 80s. The only decent series of games to come out of this genre is Worms, so I think 'mother of all games' is a bit of an exaggeration, to say the least... This tagline is based on a Saddam Hussein quote to the US saying that they would have "The Mother of all Battles" on Iraqi soil - a battle that eventually happened much later in 2003, in the form of the completely illegal Iraq War (that Britain was rushed into by the US and infamous Tony Blair false claims about 'Weapons of Mass Destruction' - a motion is now being brought against him TODAY for contempt of parliament after the damning Chilcot report - and people want him tried for war crimes, but that seems rather hopeful). This battle in Iraq was actually won pretty quickly, but the war is still being felt to this day in the form of ISIS, that you can bet contains many expert personnel from what was Iraq's military and police before all the supporters of the Ba'ath government were removed, and many weapons captured from Iraqi/Syrian armies (US/Soviet made), oh yes and not to forget the various rebel groups supported by US/Turkey such as Free Syrian Army (to overthrow another evil dictator Assad, to come after Gaddafi), but directly opposed by Russian forces (who are actually fighting ISIS now). The Chilcot report of course fails to mention the real motives for war, and, coincidentally, doesn't say a great lot about all the Iraqi oil industry, now run in part by BP, Shell, ExxonMobil... With BP's share 50/50 split with China, and other large/profitable fields going to China and Russia, then to Malaysia... There are many lessons to be learnt here. On the other hand the US arms industry (as well as Russian, British...) has probably not been doing too badly out of all this, so there's always an upside to everything!

[@TheDarkFable]

+J1337H4X0R Majority of the gaming populations first experience with Worns was Armageddon

[@TechnicolorMammoth]

+J1337H4X0R Holy Crap. Thank you, Professor. TL;DR

[@ObiJuanKenobi3]

+J1337H4X0R oh wow, I didn't actually know that.

[@pharmcat8484]

It’s fun to watch your videos in order and see you grow as a content creator

[@db_524]

Yep. It’s so nostalgic and cool at the same time.

[@lvl5Vaporeon]

Reminds me of Worms actually.

[@Pehmokettu]

Scorched Earth is from 1991, Worms is from 1995.

[@lvl5Vaporeon]

Pehmokettu It's kind of obvious this game came before Worms.

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

+Pehmokettu And Gorillas was before all of them... I remember playing Gorillas on QBASIC back in like 1989-1990 on an old Windows 3.1 machine.

[@Pehmokettu]

lvl5Vaporeon So then Worms reminds you from Scorched Earth, and not Scorched Earth reminds you from Worms.

[@dylansmith5161]

Actually no. This game reminds HIM of worms because HE played worms first. This game came before worms, but that doesn't mean everybody knew about it before worms. So no, you are completely wrong. :)