Prometheus: Engineer Corrects Weyland

Prometheus: Engineer Corrects Welyend. The engineer puts Weyland statement to the test.
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[@blackopsquay]

Weyland: “We are superior...” Engineer: “What’s this ‘we’ shit?”

[@deadmanexperience724]

Engineer : I hate communism

[@someguyfromarcticfreezer6854]

@@deadmanexperience724 *As engineer he hates Wii Nintendo.

[@hebreezwawa360]

800th like

[@blackopsquay]

I got a thousand likes?! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@robsmith400]

Exactly , What wuuz he thinking.

[@Zazzaro703]

“We are Gods and Gods never die” -Peter Weyland, the day he died.

[@stateofopportunity1286]

Look on my works, ye mighty

[@SharpshooterSensei]

@@stateofopportunity1286 and despair

[@stealthattack2209]

LOL

[@detroitbecomehorny7119]

“Look on my works, ye mighty and despair, lol!” ~Ozymillennial, King of overrated acronyms

[@ghalv8531]

@@stateofopportunity1286 Nice job. Just about to reply with this.

[@joblo6394]

“What did he say?” “We’ve been trying to get in touch with you about your cars extended warranty...”

[@runninretro1574]

Made me chuckle ngl

[@3Rayfire]

Now that joke reaches into real life.

[@DJ_Mooseknucks]

Please god no!

[@CesarSilva-do8oq]

😂😂

[@ungod8741]

Since we have not gotten a response, we're giving you a final courtesy call...

[@steampoweredmaniac5359]

When you get knocked out for many centuries by some dangerous ravioli you were cooking up, and wake up to find the left over pizza you were gonna toss out has grown sentience and demands everlasting life.

[@musicals_rock]

I can relate

[@horyshet7336]

Lmao. Perfectly put.

[@ohno3785]

better than forgetting about some Ganymede rock lobster that you left in the fridge.

[@amtraklover]

@@ohno3785 Ah a person of culture I see

[@neitherlink6612]

*ÑOM ÑOM ÑOM* Excuse me, what pizza?

[@187SicknesS]

David told him Weyland is responsible for the Alien vs Predator movies.

[@johnnysparkleface3096]

They should make a Predators vs Engineers movie.

[@tgr.4550]

LMAO

[@inouskehashibira1045]

😂😂

[@Oshidorinohina]

@@johnnysparkleface3096 NAH LOL NO

[@johnnysparkleface3096]

@@Oshidorinohina Well, if not that, then Predators & Engineers fight Jack-Jack.

[@MegumiHayashida]

Imagine waking up from a 2000 years hyper nap and a random talking testicle claims: "We are the same"

[@benjamin17]

okie I imagined it It was hilarious

[@schnizzyfizz7832]

At least let him have his alien coffee first.

[@MegumiHayashida]

@@schnizzyfizz7832 EXACTLY!

[@phaggut7875]

Alien homie looks like a hard boiled egg

[@Elfangorlanzhou]

@@phaggut7875 you want to eat him

[@MrGilRoland]

Engineer was like: “And you woke me up for this?”

[@duhGOATman]

lmao

[@SO-ei1qv]

Yes! When David first speaks and the engineer gets up you see it in his face like "not this shit again".

[@Ifallthenumberwerehere]

Hindi translation for same : "Bhosdike Toh iske liye tum mere darwaze pe aa gaye"

[@captainfatbat9557]

He was just grumpy cause of lack of sleep.

[@robinayers8107]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cmc5207]

"I come from Earth. I am an Instagram influencer. I am a God."

[@VinayTiwari-hr4qq]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@VinayTiwari-hr4qq]

@ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@robertmason6366]

I'm a tick tock lemming

[@ted__ryan]

Classic. 👍

[@deepanshugupta9144]

🤣🤣

[@Gomezable]

David was sneaky. Didn't translate everything. Alien didn't ask "why". it looked disgusted with Weylan and annoyed that such an inferior creature would question it.

[@alexuwo]

@@nicaretezeteticon6934 He really said that?

[@captainfatbat9557]

The engineer actually asked "why? what has he done to deserve immortality". I understand engineer speak, its an ancient language taught in kindergarden in my country.

[@captainfatbat9557]

@@nicaretezeteticon6934 You didn't got my joke. I understand.

[@SecretAgentNigward]

@@nicaretezeteticon6934 *yikes*

[@karlali7155]

@@captainfatbat9557 The only person that would laugh at that joke is the guy that is laughing at you, not at your joke!

[@primary3093]

"A bunch of smart people doing dumb stuff" should have been the name of this movie.

[@MilkoOfficialChannel]

blaknite1 representing the average human groups. Pretty accurate. So the aliens can have an accurate image of what the Earth is now like. If you send nice people they would be pretty upset when they come to earth to visit us to find out.

[@cheapassgamer7329]

Only smart personel were those pilots.

[@jev2867]

Too smart for their own good, including the engineers.

[@davidforbes4392]

So true. My favorite smart person stupid moment is when the scientist breaks quarantine by removing his helmet. How stupid can a scientist be? Then it was compounded by allowing him back inside the ship. This kind of breakdown in logic just baffles me. Every landing ship (the size of Prometheus, at least) needs to have an isolation ward for such dumb-dumbs. Of course, that would have ruined the original Alien movie.

[@HawnixArtistry]

Actually my girlfriend came up with the idea that if this and Alien Covenant had just been called David's Big Adventure part 1 & 2, it would have been a lot better. I have to agree.

[@AG-fs5ht]

I think he was pissed because not one of them offered him a refreshing beverage.

[@johnnyhb89]

Probably wanted to be excused, so he could take a leak.

[@c0t0d0s7]

Gandalf the goat Or at least a Mentos. Being in stasis that long probably gave him death breath.

[@phillyneveryoumind415]

You damn hack.

[@aaronrodgers5852]

Wanna sprite cranberry

[@Retrovorious]

Yes, they were totally rude. Who taught you manners wayland?

[@TheCobraOnline]

Engineer was like “tf you talking about this ‘we’ shit. Last I checked you were living in caves and eating sticks”

[@koningbolo4700]

Roughly how I talk to cops and cop mentality... the reaction is roughly the same (but slightly more profitable to me and my lawyer)

[@occamsrazor1285]

@@koningbolo4700 Wat?

[@papabird4425]

"eating sticks" lol

[@Gabriel-dw4ok]

@@koningbolo4700 ?

[@mothman7786]

Ironically, the engineer talks about cavemen pretty fondly. It explains that it's when humanity began fighting and conquering one another that the engineers became disgusted by their creation. Weyland is the antithesis to the engineers' philosophy, he believes himself to be superior to others and keeps Shaw in line through force; he creates life to serve him, where the engineers selflessly sacrificed their own to create life

[@mr31337]

This is my favorite scene in Star Wars.

[@chickenmcfly1657]

Denzel Washington was definitely top tier, but I think Jean-Luc Picard a.k.a. The Engineer was even better in Star Wars.

[@Caliyusangel226]

Lol Idk why I'm laughing so hard at this.

[@Reub3]

yo don't forget about data. he seemed quite happy to be petted by the engineer.

[@OpticBeatz]

Bryan birdchest Callen it’s obviously Star Wars

[@SuperNaturalselector]

@Bryan birdchest Callen moron! Its absolutely Star Wars, its just the next generation one.

[@RT-sf5dd]

The second time, that engineer didn't need a translation. Says a lot about the cognitive skills. Very subtle

[@chris714n83yh1]

Maybe he had some sort of Bio-AI-Language-system in his symbiotic-Biosuit and and used it to access the language of his failed creation...

[@ZenMonkeyGod]

You don't need to understand the words to deduce wanton arrogance.

[@KLawrence-mn7gh]

@Frithlethrend I don't think he would need a very long time to recognise a human and the exactly thing they were supposed to be in charge to destroy

[@devinthierault]

He may have already known the proto-indo-european language and pieced it together quite quickly.

[@rod253]

@@chris714n83yh1 no

[@jerickoposs3747]

Weyland: we are gods, and gods never die Also Weynald: *dies*

[@brendan8114]

Also the engineer: *dies later*

[@XzaroX]

A god has his reign, and then he dies. It's inevitable. Zeus, Ra, all of them "died". And so will Yahweh.

[@AnikaJarlsdottr]

Engineer: "Tell Me, do you bleed?"

[@mistermonologue2442]

@@XzaroX If Yahweh ever existed, it is already dead.

[@joeyg1463]

Weynald

[@brunolapointe66]

Weyland : "I want to be immortal." Engineer : "I'm about to end this man's career."

[@davidhatcher7016]

Yup

[@KneelB4Bacon]

Here's the question I want answered: you finally meet your creators and learn that they want to KILL YOU. That's a profound, terrifying idea. A much more interesting idea. Who cares that Weyland want's more life? That's such a terrible writing decision.

[@Psevdokranos]

@@KneelB4Bacon Weyland is a cabal paranoid and greedy prick, deserved to extinct anyway. There could be more questions to the engineer than just this immortan joe shit.

[@MischaVladimir]

Such a shit overvomited joke... how come Americans aren’t tired of it yet? Smh

[@k.t.1641]

Mischa Vladimir Americans? Nice assumption. Just as much an idiot as the others....

[@alicemckin]

Who the hell edited this. Edward Scissor hands?

[@sebastiantablada3413]

Lol

[@alexlun4464]

hahahahaha

[@blipblop9094]

+alicemckin lol, but in all seriousness its actually a deleted scene so the editing is not final.

[@lewiscranston881]

True.

[@ICanSeeDaylight]

My all time favorite KZbin comment.

[@diablerietandino1941]

The irony of all of this is that Weyland already achieved a form of immortality. Even years after his death his descendants and company continue to venture into stupid wasteful projects and expeditions.

[@vasiliypupkin3239]

And 300 years later his company has been bought by Wal-mart

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

Weyland is meant to be the ultimate cold-pragmatic hubris figure of the franchise and alongside his company long after so it makes sense that HE want's immortality to live forever as he and his company as always put themselves and their greed over everyone else, ever since the first Alien film. But I wouldn't AT ALL call EVERYTHING that Weyland-Yutani corporation has done is "stUpID" or "wASteFuL" in the slightest as some of their projects and expeditions HAVE been helpful for the better meant of humankind, that's why it's such a successful company, the company HAS made tech and advancements that's saved and helped ALOT of people, that's why so many people trust them, at first, and want to work for the company.

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

@@vasiliypupkin3239 Funny thing and jokes aside, that's an extremely likely chance Weyland-Yuatani actually bought out Wal-mart. That's a crazy thought to realize, huh. lol

[@waltonsimons12]

@@vasiliypupkin3239 Walmart-Yutani

[@birdman6427]

​@@vasiliypupkin3239 correct nothing last forever.

[@Hoboharry97]

Fassbender looks so happy when he's getting head rubs from the Engineer.

[@adrianneji1234]

+MegaShizer Yeah he is all like ''HARDER!!''

[@boogie3718]

+Adrian Nicollas xD

[@AnthonySforza]

+MegaShizer Well... to be fair, he was idolizing them, like he was going to turn on Weiland. Given that his statement to the Engineer was "This man has lived a long life... but he selfishly wants more."

[@druidboy76]

Hoboharry i would too. I bet that engineer has one big ass dick

[@katiebayliss9887]

druidboy76 But does David have a mangina?

[@tonyHern865]

engineer: "Next time bring some croissant with coffee at least"

[@jjtimmins1203]

Weyland spoke in the interstellar language of douchebaggery.

[@steviepigford2356]

Yeah

[@nathanevans1382]

@That Tool You realise that EXACT story has been done a million God damn times, right?

[@skinnyman]

Pretty sure David said "AvP was better than Alien" before the Engineer went ape shit

[@alfiezenith527]

Haha

[@KikBlava]

+De Morte Tape To be fair though, this film felt very similar to the first AVP in terms of structure and story. XD

[@skinnyman]

KikBlava yeah but it wasn't nearly as childish or stupid

[@drakejones1017]

Funny how this movie is almost a copy of AVP

[@skinnyman]

Drake Jones um...how?

[@JohnHunter561]

Engineer: "Ouaargh nold! Eeda mal yoo gutt darg gaarths deaaamn!" Weyland: "What did he say?" David: "He asks: 'Why?' " Am I the only one to doubt the accuracy/completeness of this translation?

[@luuk341]

That is because the actual translation is approximately: " And what makes this one so great that he deserves this?" David is therefore actually correct in his translation, though it is incomplete This scene was supposed to have subtitles originally, but one of the directors felt it took away from the scene in some way so they left them out.

[@viperakmal]

Which made the movie has lots of unanswered questiom to the point tye movie became obsolete and... Unwatchable... At least that's how I felt. Not to mention that heroine who gave birth the Alien after watching the engineer tried to kill her and everyone. Still wanted to go to the Engineer's world which I can only imagine that... She died upon entering the atmosphere being shot down by them... 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JenGM24]

@@viperakmal yea.

[@NarasimhaDiyasena]

luuk341 that director took the context out of the scene along with it. Unfortunate.

[@TheGuruStud]

@@viperakmal don't watch the sequel. It's even more tarded.

[@roterfuchs8201]

A MOVIE JUST ABOUT THE ENGINEERS WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD, MADE APOCALYPTO STYLE.

[@thephilosopher7173]

That's legitimately a brilliant idea

[@imcallingjapan2178]

Only if at the end Mel Gibson and his people show up, says "We are directors, we worship God, and Jesus died for you" and the engineer beats him to death with a robot head

[@sumalx]

I was actually disappointed to the sequel to this, I thought it would follow to the planet of the engineers.. Not only they killed the main character but they also turn the movie full alien again.. Mhhh

[@robertlaw4073]

Killing off their race off screen was just enough for me to decide that I was wrong when I thought Alien Resurrection was the lowest way to establish a plot continuity between films (i.e., Hi Ripley, we just brought you back from the dead!)

[@roterfuchs8201]

@@robertlaw4073 We dont need another ripley either in these new crappy movies, the alien concept is stronger than that. The human characters are the weakest and least interesting part of the new prequels.

[@fogito21]

the engineer looks surprised when he sees humans and even more fascinated when hears David talk to him.

[@hobanagerik]

Eduardo Mendez He was probably quite insulted, and angry and the impudence. That they should compare themselves to him.

[@NorHeadHunter]

@@hobanagerik While he was insulted by their arrogance, I think it wasn't because Weyland compared himself to the engineer, but because he saw himself as a God and deserving of immortality. The engineers seemed to accept death as part of the cycle of life and to deny it would be to corrupt the natural order of things. Or at least, that is what I got out of it.

[@annehaight9963]

@@NorHeadHunter I think it was established that although the Engineers can live for thousands of years, they are not immortal.

[@NorHeadHunter]

@@annehaight9963 The first scene in the movie is an engineer giving his life to seed a planet, probably earth, establishing the cycle of life, or whatever.

[@danceroftheborealvalley3403]

Grok Fractal you don’t effing get it the engineer killed them because he saw humanity hasn’t changed they are still violent when the man hits shaw

[@MagmaProductions1948]

When you think about it, the Engineer is perfectly justified in his rampage against them. Think about it, we can already guess that he knows that one of his own kind sacrificed themself to create Humanity. He wakes up thousands of years later to see how things are going yet not even five minutes he realises how badly his people f*cked up creating Humanity. He hears witnesses them beating their underlings just for asking questions. He leanrs they only woke him up to learn immortality (which as someone else pointed out in this comment section, is blasphemy to the Engineer as his people accept death and even make rituals out of sacrificing themselves to birth new species). But above all else he hears one of these puny little creatures, who even he can see is one step away from croaking compare itself to him and that it's a God simply because it managed to create a robot in it's image. So as far he's concerned, Humanity has proved to be a failed experiment that needs to be corrected.

[@Guru]

Damn that’s truth

[@halolime117]

Almost had a stroke reading this

[@MagmaProductions1948]

@@halolime117 lol can't tell if that's a compliment or not?

[@statinskill]

When you think about it, it was stupid to just let him get up like that in the first place. I'm sure the entire conversation would have gone differently if that engineer had woken up nude spread-eagled in shackles with ivlines attached with his arms and legs spread and his head in a pet scanner. He'd wake up to that and then just go through days of medical testing, collecting samples, shocking parts of his brains etc. while otherwise completely ignoring him. After a liver biopsy every other day and a catheter to collect urine and something in his ass to investigate his colon, no food, no water besides limited IV nutrition, bright lights, sleep deprivation etc. he's ready for the interrogation. The cardinal error was to worship these people when they should have been viewed as research.

[@cr35t23]

@@statinskill They should have made steaks out of him instead.

[@craigmaloney6340]

The Engineer doesnt fully understand Weyland's response. When he touches David's head, he realises he is not human but an android. Realising the mockery humans have made of life, the Engineer becomes angry.

[@Kyle-mz8ng]

Ironically, this universe is shared with Blade Runner, where decades prior humans DID grow synthetic humans, but they proved too rebellious, leading to their destruction and replacement by androids like David.

[@serbanindigo689]

@@Kyle-mz8ng Source?

[@ItsButterBean1020]

Nah Blade Runner shares themes and an aesthetic but officially its separate

[@yaboiii64]

@@ItsButterBean1020 not so fast good sir you might want to investigate the blu ray or click craigs link captioned "According to a bonus feature on the new Steelbook Blu-ray edition of Prometheus the answer is a confirmed yes, there is a connection between the Weyland Corporation and Blade Runner’s Tyrell Corporation [click the link to view], and proof that Blade Runner and the Alien movies take place within the same universe. This is something we’ve been speculating about since before Prometheus was released, thanks to a couple of videos released back in April." lazy boy.

[@ItsButterBean1020]

@@yaboiii64 I’m aware of that stuff I’m saying the actual franchise heads at Fox and the guy behind the Alien ROG consider the series separate, albeit with non canon Easter eggs

[@hiephoi058]

He's not so bad, once you get to know him

[@alexlexusZXpredator]

hiephoi058 lmfao

[@Ap-nv1hk]

Matrix quote

[@plaukai4lifet620]

Say's Pedo Bear

[@maipad3186]

Aaaaaaashahahahahahahah

[@TheAbyssalPeregrine]

i would like but the numbers dont lie ;)

[@davidoconnor3201]

I wish someone would give us a couple of films about the engineers. They are absolutely fascinating.

[@entombedmachine]

I am sure we'll get there eventually lol

[@khatdragon7694]

Not really. They remind me of past Europeans and Spaniards.

[@khatdragon7694]

@@koreyb why because they made something ? They were on their way to wipe out an entire planet for disagreeing with their ways. Engineers are no different from any other war mongering species. O wanna see the yautja kick their arses.

[@suddenimpulse030]

Ridley Scott has lost his talent so idk if its likely.

[@butthand4342]

@@khatdragon7694 Who are fascinating.

[@netherdominater9960]

Weyland: "I'm a god, and gods never die" Engineer: "Oh you don't die? Cool!" **hits Weyland with David's head** "Bro you a goddamn liar you're dying right now"

[@anewf8724]

😂

[@parlor3115]

Engineer is a frat bro

[@tommym321]

The next time someone asks if you're a god you say YES

[@mrrictus]

LOL

[@RIZEorDIE]

Alright this engineer is toast!

[@nurbsenvi]

Ghost Busters reference?

[@staticfrequency2250]

GO GET'ER RAY!

[@promnightdumpsterbaby9553]

Perfect 😂

[@captainfatbat9557]

Weyland : I am also a God. I created perfection. Engineer : Proceeds to examine the creation, not happy with the quality of build material and structural rigidity of the head portion.

[@DeltaDanner]

“Perfection, huh? That’s really cool, little buddy! I’m so pr-“ *feels small dent* 1:32

[@gaecynt4687]

That's what you get if you let chinese build your stuff.

[@captainfatbat9557]

@@gaecynt4687 If it was chinese made it probably wouldn't have reached the new planet.

[@balazsfonnyadt1903]

A true engineer indeed.

[@danyleon4870]

Customer complaint, engineer style

[@thatguybehindtheglass]

Note to self: If I ever meet an alien being who's species possibly created all of humanity...don't refer to myself as GOD.

[@Sei783]

"Ray, when someone asks if you're a god, you say YES!"

[@corvardus]

@@Sei783 Ah that's where he got it wrong. He just proclaimed himself a God. He wasn't asked.

[@zhishan6230]

@Backstage Bum No, it's when someone asks if you are a god, then you say 'yes' ;-)

[@aortunoj]

Law Dorherty Thats the funniest shit ive heard haha

[@robertwatson6880]

Note 1 to self does an xeno species really have a translation or understand of monotheism concept , Note 2 never tell a larger species that you are never dying ,They may just call your bluff . Note 3 if we share same dna it does not mean they created humans in any way ,doctor Shaw confused this as evidence for her belief in monotheism , We are not created by them they are us derp.

[@Kniroid]

"We are different, we are gods, and gods never die" Cut to his youthful creation still living after having its head ripped off

[@donm-tv8cm]

Best thing that ever happened to him. He should have been left that way.

[@666SAVAGES]

Weyland: “We are superior..” Engineer: “And I Took that Personally”

[@theone-tg4ey]

kek

[@samuelatwood9924]

lol ... that odd moment when some one wakes you up early and starts demanding stuff from you....

[@TheLottolandus]

@Roy G Biv Lol, same for me.

[@miura25yearsago52]

*"And Gods never die"* *Engineer: Ugh... I'm going back to sleepy.*

[@artemorekhov8040]

Cue credits. No Covenant.

[@TheTruthIsGonnaHurt]

He asked "Why ?" Bullshit he did. He was talking for two to three sentences. That sounded more like a statement then a question.

[@neillmedia8316]

+TheTruthIsGonnaHurt Well he probably said something like 'Why would you want to become a god' etc and David just simplified it.

[@warrenangub7729]

correct.

[@krn2487]

David cleary is lying.

[@kalebbruwer]

+Jerikoh O'Cru no wonder david's head ended up on the floor. The engineer didn't want to hear him translate again

[@mkruger3852]

haha

[@sebastiantablada3413]

The engineer looks like handsome squidward

[@haloman1024]

true

[@matanchen6688]

+Sebastian Tablada haha

[@Yodelinthegully-d7r]

That is too funny!!!!!!! LMFAO!

[@pizzaface117]

+JK Wong In soviet Paradise, engineer finds you (meh, i tried:/)

[@DORC101]

LOOOOL

[@buyerofsorts]

That Alien dude was going to get super pissed no matter what was said.

[@derpderp8440]

Not really, had they said anything but immortality they woulda gotten something else, also what sealed their fate was watching that guard hurt that women and the look of shock pretty much convinced him that humanity is a failure, and proceeds to wipe them all out.

[@buyerofsorts]

@@derpderp8440 Oh right. The alien dude was just so pissed that someone wanted more life because he just can't understand such a concept. Whats funny is you act like you know exactly how those guys think. lol.

[@jacksonblack9408]

Dude had the hangover of all hangovers, and no one had any glasses of juice at the ready. Of course heads were gonna roll

[@sharrybaythompson1935]

well what Derp Derp said made sense because those "aliens" sacrificed themselves to create humans but then humans started killing each other. This pissed off the gods so they wanted to wipe humanity for their actions. To see that that man hit the woman definitely didnt look good when asking for immortality.

[@buyerofsorts]

@@sharrybaythompson1935 But those aliens don't look to gentle themselves. I can see that big dude beating on his alien wife when he gets back home. He's very quick to anger.

[@amirriddle]

I think it is really telling how the engineer didn’t attack outright. I also like to think that the moment he felt David he could tell he wasn’t human

[@peoplez129]

He didn't attack outright because it was obvious time had passed and he didn't know if things had changed. Seeing humans at his pod, he needed answers, and he got them pretty fast. Firstly, he knew his kind never came for him, meaning something went wrong. And secondly, he realized humans were never bestowed the teachings and guidance of the engineers, as Weyland's behavior made that clear. He also saw them wearing what were clearly space suits, indicating they had traveled there through space, rather than just colonizing the planet. So he knew he was alone, facing some kind of small human party that traveled there by space ship. He may have not even attacked them at all if they said they simply found the place and revived him out of curiosity. But if he had gotten back to the engineer home world, he may have reported the failure of his mission, which may have resulted in either another ambassador sent to earth, or another attack ship sent to earth to wipe out humanity. So even if he had let them live for the time being and went on his merry way, it wouldn't have necessarily saved humanity from being a target.

[@MarkanVaran7]

those scientists were arrogant and obnoxious, who do they think they are barging in like that and asking for eternal life without saying hello,good day and ask the engineer how's it going etc. For such smart educated people they sure do not know common decency. They had it coming.

[@scottrowland2478]

ArnoldFTW97 yes they did

[@paulpap1337]

He seems friendly when he hears the android speaking his language, from my point of view he is disappointed by Weyland's request.

[@shanehughes3511]

@strike4able because they establish at some point in the film that humans were scene as a mistake in their creation. They wanted to kill us all. So they were supposed to be on their way to wipe out early earth society but never did. When thus engineer woke up he seen humans had transitioned from hunter gatherers to interstellar beings. So he knew he was sleeping for a long time and was very pissed that they were still alive. When they immediately made contact and begun to ask about eternal life and ruling the universe he figured that we were still as primitive as ever and decided to carry out the mission to kill us all himself before we become a threat to either them or all of the galaxy. We are kids cruel kids with technology beyond our intelligence and too stubborn to be kept around. Wayland was probably the worst representation to make contact on behalf of mankind, with a race that already hated us. And David being a robot and crazy only made first contact far worse

[@KneelB4Bacon]

@@shanehughes3511 THIS is the question I wanted an answer to. This film doesn't answer the most important questions in it, which are Shaw's "Why do you hate us? Why do you want to kill us?" Those questions are literally the only thing that matters once we learn that the Engineer's ship contains bio-weapons meant for Earth. Who CARES that Weyland wants more life? That's such a terrible writing decision. Why are we answering the wrong question here? (answer: Damon Lindelof) Here's the question I want answered. You finally meet you creators and learn that they want to KILL YOU. That's a profound, terrifying idea. A much more interesting idea.

[@EliteRock]

_"Why are we answering the wrong question here? (answer: Damon Lindelof)."_ Ain't that the truth. I just can't understand why Lindelof keeps getting lucrative gigs. He's no writer, so he must have one hell of a talent for self-promotion (which makes him a jumped-up salesman, I guess). Of course he's not the only mediocrity getting away with this sh!t, not by a long shot.

[@JeroenZM]

Billionaires are obsessed with immortality and prolonging their life because it's one of the few things they cannot obtain

[@kjj26k]

The oldest known story (The Epic of Gilgamesh) is about this exact notion and will remain poignant for the rest of human history.

[@PJVids83]

The Engineer is offended by David's existence because it is an affront to his role as creator. He sees Weyland's act of creating David as total arrogance, you know, saying, how dare this guy think he's anywhere near my level.

[@eliasmccain1639]

He didn't understand last reply of Waylend. David didn't translate it.

[@AriochMs]

still, that's the same explanation I got from that scene [ paraller to PZ] Anyway, I tend to think, that he somehow, managed to contrive a meaning, from the moment he steps out of that hybenration coccoon, he seems to be adjusting quite well, to the outside conditions. . . How difficult would it be for him, to 'comprehend' their language intonations Q: I somehow think, that the language of the Engineer, sounds a lot like danish, or some S European language.. Do the rest of U agree? I can make harshly a few words

[@Rickuo]

He speaks Proto-Indo-European.

[@AriochMs]

Well . i've seen Eliade's script, from Copolla's visualisation [youth without youth] but it's really nothing, like it Anyway nice try

[@mARd8814]

it actually sounds even like farsi to me, and yes, it also sounds scandinavian. Proto Indo European must have sounded like that

[@vrilmaxxed]

David said: “Fortnite is better than Minecraft” And things escalated from there

[@demiladeelegushi8439]

😂😂😂 bro

[@leostormdryke9036]

Im gonna be db for no reason and say the truth: Red Dead is better than both

[@starchild.P]

How do you even compare the two... like what sense does this comment make

[@bensadfleck9972]

@@starchild.P "fortnite bad, minecraft good, give me likes"

[@exu7325]

I swear "forTnITe BaD MineCrAFt GoOD" is the millenials' equivalent of boomers' "PhOnE bAD BOOk goOd".

[@BookMunee]

The actual scripting for this entire engagement is so goddamn clever. Because it isn't just the missed dialect that makes the result, it's David's very honest yet subtle mistakes as a A.I. translator that very well added to the problem. The engineer originally asked, "Why are you here, I did not ask you to come to my world?" Weyland asked what he said, David responded: "he wants to know why you are here." With no emotions involved. Speaking just plain robot, this makes sense for David to respond the way he did. Leaving out the Engineers immediate disapproval was costly to Weylands plans of negotiating with the Creature. The Engineer didn't actually want to know anything from Weyland. He's pissed it isn't his fellow people that arrived. Weyland following with demands just stockpiled the already dangerous issue. BUT THE GENIUS PART: Shaw, represents the perfect mirror of the A.I. Perfect emotional translation and body language. Immediately picked up on the problem and even arguably figured out David's real motives in that exact moment. She begins to cry and asks why the Engineer is mad at the human race. (The nod towards Christianity kicks in as she uses the fundamentals of penance in her tone.) The Engineer becomes confused almost by the swirl of emotions he's surrounded with. Anger, Joy, Fear, Sadness, Curiosity. But he addresses the threat first. Seeing that David is obviously not human by some means only capable to Engineers, he then rips off his head and bludgeons Weyland with his so called "creation". Essentially a spit at by the engineer. Before the Engineer takes off to complete his original task. This is the scene of the movie where our story comes full circle. You are not a god. You should not have played one. The fire will be used to test how capable you are in joining the rest of the galaxy. Should you survive. Prometheus.

[@Voeris1]

great analysis 💯

[@sa1f43]

yep really good analysis

[@joshuahendricks9558]

Reason he was so upset is because David asked "Are you wearing clothes or are you the clothes?"

[@thatguyjohnny8235]

Lmaoooo bruh thanks my roomate probably thinks im crazy bc i just BUST out laughing at this shit in my room

[@KLawrence-mn7gh]

Best comment I'd read this month

[@FernandaRamos-o2i]

Kkkkkkkkkk

[@clobbyhops]

the engineer said, " puts some RESPECK on my name". :)

[@blueeyeswhitedragon9569]

lol

[@DiLorenzo04]

its 1am and I just had a laugh attack and now my wife is upset

[@keiko909]

I ain't gonna tell you no mo!

[@thefrogeats2428]

clobbyhops 😂😂

[@arcusmike2614]

0:23 That facial expression screams "Ugh my god and they've learned to speak our language".

[@graceoverreligion2509]

Weyland: we are gods, we never die. Engineer: let's put your name to the test.

[@MrKrinkelz]

To be fair it was probably in a lost translation he could've heard this old man is an immortal and cannot die the engineer was in shock and tried to prove it

[@theone-tg4ey]

lul

[@chimricholds1910]

says a bunch of angry words and apparently he just asked "why"

[@BATCHARRO]

He cussed untranslatable slang, maybe?

[@jasonmuniz8802]

I think the robot was telling him something else

[@Xenotaris]

maybe David was paraphrasing?

[@dickvandyke5573]

“Explain yourself - why would you ask such a thing of me? Which means “why?”

[@paulpap1337]

I think the Engi asks "What makes a man think he deserves such thing?"

[@blackopsquay]

Weyland: “Dude, you got fire watch.” *Immediately gets wrecked*

[@geraace11]

that red lens always made me angry

[@bloodstripeleatherneck1941]

Lol

[@aaronmorris7650]

Oh hell naw

[@iconic762]

1:50am *buddy shakes you like a dead baby* “duuuude you got EC in 10 minutes!!”

[@stayheartless9919]

I felt this.

[@bluespy4050]

The whole killing Weyland with his own creation thing went over my head at first

[@IRussian007]

Judging by little likes, Id say so did it with everyone else, me too.

[@miming3679]

Specifically this comment is so undderated

[@fuckyoutube4398]

@@pop.reactionz you'll never get ahead in life if everyone spoon feeds you.

[@the_infinexos]

Sadly, it did not go over Weyland's

[@JesbaamSanchez]

"we are Gods. And Gods will never die" Proceeds to kill him. Me: *ironic*

[@BioHazGuy]

Palpatines voice is all i hear.

[@detroitbecomehorny7119]

@@BioHazGuy, 24/7

[@steviepigford2356]

Haha yeah

[@BloodFromSpain]

The irony of this scene...... (The Creator) of an unknown Creator killing (Their Creation) with (The Creation of their Creation)

[@MastaSmack]

Well, it had to happen eventually over the span of eternity.

[@RakaZet]

can u explain my brain is stuck

[@jacklangford2121]

RakaZet - Black Squad the engineer created Humans humans created the robot people. The engineer who created the people uses the people’s creation (the robot) to kill the robots creator

[@charleystinson8989]

😂😂😂

[@boutek]

@@RakaZet If you don't get I then think it'd be better for you to just forget about it and watch Teletubbies instead.

[@spiffycamel]

Weyland: And gods never die Engineer: Youre right, they dont.

[@deepsouth1683]

He should of been a bit more subtle about his bid to become a god. Stupid humans and their greed.

[@TheGravitalEmpire]

It wasn't about greed. It was about the will to survive.

[@adelshamsutdinov4910]

+TheGravitalEmpire only generations will survive in our dimension

[@abbroadcast2842]

+TheGravitalEmpire to survive after the lifespan is greed

[@liamroberts7512]

+TheGravitalEmpire Yes, he was a very old man, but rather than just being content and accepting death, he was afraid to die and fought against it. His desire to keep on living no matter the cost all came out in his final moments, but it was this fear and weakness that cost him. Really, the mission was bound to go tits up in the first place, especially where very limited contact with the Engineers is concerned. The whole crew didn't really expect what they'd find and that fact ended up causing their deaths

[@HaroldHz]

Aren't you human too? Hehe.. Stupid.

[@rhysnichols8608]

Imagine being asleep for 2000 years and the last thing you remember is your crew getting massacred by aliens and you're going to be in that sleep pod potentially for ever. Then you are woken by a group of midgets who shove a robot in your face and demand eternal life because they made a hunk of mental be able to talk. All this without even having a drink!

[@adreanmarantz2103]

This what happens when you bother someone before they've had coffee.

[@REIVAXMEELAS]

This scene is a perfect reason why you should BE HUMBLE especially when coming in contact with a highly advanced alien race.

[@mohammadsaleem5990]

That engineer ship was there because they were on course to wipe out humanity in the first place. The engineer would be pissed no matter what.

[@FabledHeroes3351]

The engineer speaking would have made way more sense then him just going into a blind frenzy of rage

[@catherineshaw1122]

His silence preserves tension and mystery. They could be functioning entirely by telepathy and don't have need of spoken language.

[@JoseAlvarado-fj8uo]

The engineer said "You will respect my autoritah!"

[@pankajsarmal2038]

That's one way to deal with your laptop when your code isn't compiling. Truly an engineer!

[@theone-tg4ey]

kek

[@weirdshibainu]

Maybe David has his own agenda and said something else to the engineer not what weyland asked him to.....

[@williamtimonen6814]

+weirdshibainu in the subtitled version he reacts on Wayland talking about immortality, and how if they were immortal tthey would never had to create humans in the first place.

[@AnthonySforza]

+weirdshibainu Oh yea, David definitely had his own agenda.

[@tnbn55]

Yeah. David was on Weyland's leash in a way, and had to follow his commands, maybe making him incapable of physically taking Weyland out himself. Remember right before this scene, David asks Shaw something like "don't all children want their parents to die?" David had mastered everything the old father had to teach him, plus the knowledge he gained from the Engineer's ship.

[@weirdshibainu]

+TN BN Or maybe he said "kill all humans "

[@AnthonySforza]

weirdshibainu Jajajaja... that's what I dream about at night. "Hey baby do you want to kill all humans, too?"

[@bigdumbandkindascared5181]

"why are you here.. why are you on my ship" the engineers first greeting I guess?

[@bigdumbandkindascared5181]

to elaborate, he says "Val" or "Var" I don't know he says it twice, I think this either means "why" or is simply a questioning term, or it means "you" in some way or another, that makes me think their language works similar to the order the English language is put in, and is probably demanding to know "why are you here why are you in my place/ship/on this planet" all we're told is he wants to know why they're there

[@bigdumbandkindascared5181]

the second part of his speech is a lot more confusing, again we're I only told that he's asking why, but he doesn't say "Val/Var" whatever it is, so that might be a word specific to location and not meaning? I don't know I'm not a linguist, but the way he's gesturing is like "what do you mean? We are not equal, you are a project"

[@SuperGman117]

@@bigdumbandkindascared5181 You can look up Proto-Indo-European if you're curious. That's the language they used for this movie.

[@roel.vinckens]

Engineer: Do NOT disturb me before my coffee.

[@peacefulrage750]

This should've stayed it explains so much more

[@silvervalleystudios2486]

"I made him in my own image" Typical reference to playing God.

[@purplefood1]

He did literally style them on himself. Those androids are a kind of cruel joke about the idea of playing god.

[@tomcat124us]

"You can not play God and wash away the things you created. -Adama- BSG

[@OfficiallyOrca]

For an engineer to be woke up by humans only means devastating things to happen. All the trespassing and warnings signs was ignored.

[@theone-tg4ey]

this

[@ThaOneChrisJONES]

The Engineer was like: "The fuck ?!?! You wanna be a God ?!?!?!" *Rips David's head off and hits Wayland with it* "Fuck outta here !!!"

[@joshbranann8775]

+Christopher O'Neil The corporate old man was a like a pharisee and this scene should've been kept in as it explains the film better, even though the film is programming for the masses.

[@gozinta82]

+josh branann Programming for the masses?

[@AMPATL]

Puny god.

[@jango7889]

This engineer was basically just a soldier, not a philosopher or scientist or whatever the fuck. His reaction is pretty understandable

[@MKxteo]

Weyland: talk to him David: my friend here wants to see your genitals

[@MKxteo]

Nesler Nesler Engineer: you traveled this far just to see my shloong!?😂

[@Skatez93]

wrong answer

[@alexlexusZXpredator]

Alex Moreau haahhah

[@mr.perfectcell288]

Clearly not a morning person

[@b.a.krokodil6219]

Imagine someone wakes u from a nap, ur pissed, hungry, probably wanna poop and then the same guys that wake u up start asking weird ass questions

[@netherdominater9960]

B.A.Krokodil **hits the guy with his Alexa he brought with him**

[@generationm2059]

@@netherdominater9960 "Alexa, tell this fool he's deluding himself."

[@cesarferrolho1647]

Engineer: "Is there any good story or plot in this movie?" Weyland: "There is... nothing."

[@johnSmith-pw4yv]

Scott with this part deserved his award 0:11

[@PinkasBrown44]

When a wrong translation leads the engineer to believe they ate the last oreo.

[@2ksoulja]

0:31 LMFAO WAS THAT EDITED IN

[@dragonhalo8975]

Bro got a big fart for 2000 years😂

[@boilerhousegarage]

If Weyland was that clever, he'd have made an andriod body that he could transplant his brain into.

[@WillytheKing]

Lol he should have invented that instead of David 😂

[@sttate]

I mean that's not going to stop his brain from dying of old age.

[@Neo-Midgar]

Then he could've created bio-androids to exact his revenge on earth's greatest fighters, including one that would eat the others to achieve it's perfect form. 🤣

[@DrakeOola]

@@aaronthebarbaric7733 ok

[@itubeutubewealltube1]

actually, he should just modify his own genetic code so he could live forever and never grow old. Hell, they had one experimental deaging experiment a couple years ago which deaged everyone in the group by a couple of years on the genetic level. And scientists have already deaged very old mice... Kind of weird to go in this direction... Aging is not going to be a problem in the future, so it never should of been the reason walen did all this , it should of just been arrogance or pride. Aging is not a deadly sin.

[@metamorphicorder]

1:30 When you dont have a pommel handy to end him rightly.

[@spiralinglight]

metamorphicorder the skull is the pommel of a God

[@JoeyCentral]

metamorphicorder lol FH reference 😂

[@metamorphicorder]

Joey Central more of a skallagrim reference. Which is what FH was referencing.

[@JoeyCentral]

Doubt it

[@metamorphicorder]

Joey Central you doubt that i meant it as a skallagrim reference or that they got the idea from his video? Yt search end them rightly. Watch the videos.

[@Bhethar]

Engineer:”I’m finally awake! Is this a sequel to Alien?” David:”Nope, prequel...” Engineer:”.....”

[@labadjuju]

The engineer also corrected Davids spine

[@justicewarrior9187]

David actually asked him "how many genders are in the universe?"

[@mariaroque3200]

Lmao

[@justicewarrior9187]

@@mariaroque3200 I guess the engineer was already honkpiled from the start 🤡

[@emanueldelacruz1101]

@John Toas They do have females

[@alexanderarkum4793]

And when the engineer said 2 social media called him a homophobic hate speecher who is basically hitler so that nigga ripped a robot head

[@justicewarrior9187]

@@alexanderarkum4793 At least he wasn't accused as #metoo cus the other aliens would really fucked him up

[@SuperSaiyanRosey]

"We are creators we are Gods and Gods never die" Engineer : " wait a minute "

[@anjhindul]

Na, I think the Engineer said "Hold my Beer"

[@easteregg6355]

Wait a minute... Who are you??

[@bobdroidsky225]

Yeah... I'm really suspicious of David here. He asked "Why?". Yeah right.

[@vegitouchiha2499]

This is like, my Dad come from office very tired. And me and my sibling ask him that is he bought us something from market? And then he whoope our asses.

[@jraqa2593]

lmfaoo

[@happy......]

David: Weyland loves GOT season 8

[@lorez201]

That's quite a head injury.

[@KaraokeNig]

+Lorenzo Pacheco It seems hey both undergo severe head trauma.

[@Amadeus8484]

Austin Powers: "Its not a way to get a head in life."

[@garybarnfield1546]

I'm quite cranky when I wake up too, but this guy takes the cake.

[@sheogallvoidgazer2423]

Weyland: ....and gods never die... Engineer: Are you sure about that?

[@j.c-mtl1150]

This was an outstanding vin diesel performance , bravo!

[@Shift4g]

It's not about family!

[@user-nf9xm7is3m]

Can't be the only one who still wants a sequel. There's so much potential in this world. I loved the overall tone of the movie and thought it was really special.

[@RendyArdyansyah]

Alien Covenant?

[@seanzibonanzi64]

The plastic sound as the engineer touches David is purposefully loud, it's as if he's saying "your creation is artificial and not real life, we are not the same. To create requires sacrifice."

[@monkeseeaction21987]

When you sleep for thousands of years and then a midget wakes you up and tells you he made a robot and he's a god and he wants immortality from you.

[@theone-tg4ey]

like what were they expecting lol

[@kshatrapavan]

Well. If a couple of strangers wake me up from my sleep and start asking stupid questions, I'd snap too.

[@adam346]

Imagine if they just gave him a Snickers and a coffee instead and he was eternally grateful?

[@wilsonzoldyck9418]

Weyland: *We are creators, We are Gods and Gods never die* Engineer: *So You have chosen Death*

[@shyecjj]

To speak of "gods" before a Titan how silly...

[@darthkek1953]

LOKI's final words rang hollow to Thanos

[@DeltaDanner]

It’s honestly sad to see how much they cut out of the movie. It would have been longer, but it would have been a masterpiece instead of some confusing mess that no one really remembers.

[@doubl3m1nt]

Rule nr1 , if you dont like to be slaughtered by huge aliens: Offer some drink and food after a deep sleep period to avoid hanger (A state of anger, caused by a lack of food . May evoke negative change in emotional state)

[@pizzaface117]

cough *cyclops* cough

[@M18_CRYMORE]

Should have gave him a Snickers bar

[@voteclassicprogressivelibe2726]

+RapidPiqq I am.....No Buh Dee!

[@Nok_Sul]

Cuz he's a right diva when he's hungry. Also not being an arrogant twat in the face of your creators helps a lot.

[@61locdog]

no rule number one is to always say YES if you are asked if you are a god