r/DnDMemes - So... Roleplay?

[@rebeccamount50]

I'm convinced Monty Python and the Holy Grail is a D&D campaign that went so completely off the rails that the DM was like "The cops show up, everyone gets arrested, the end!!"

[@tjarkschweizer]

I love that idea

[@catboy6451]

The worlds best campaign

[@ilian1049]

Of course that all makes sense

[@GuiSmith]

You jest, but I think that’s how it happened in the writer’s room because they couldn’t pay for that big of a battle scene

[@rusty9366]

Wait it WASN'T?

[@OneTopic]

Anne has some pretty cool art skills :)

[@monochuneon8529]

Yes Yes she does

[@coolbergman2817]

Lets see how long will it take for click to like your comment

[@psychicgh05t]

yea

[@TheKampfschaf]

I was hyped for the vid since Clicky showed us her amazing Thumbnail!

[@SatansSilliestCreation]

Ot yey

[@rocketrooster2410]

Imagine a huge run down castle and the heroes are like "this place looks so old and ruined and scary" and then the vampire lord appears out of nowhere and hes like "dude, i live here alone. I want to see you try to keep this place clean".

[@sarahgray430]

don't vampire lords and evil wizards have minions to do the house cleaning?

[@MouldMadeMind]

@@sarahgray430 do you know how high minimun wage is?

[@derekstein6193]

Two words: Vampire. Maids.

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

@@derekstein6193 wouldn't it be interesting if there was a dnd campaign where you and your party are in an infinite mansion with billions of maids trapped in an eternal loop of servitude but here is a catch, all their masters are dead so they are just doing random things trying to appease their dead master to no avail, at the end of the campaign you find some sort of reality bending item that allows you to go the top of the mansion and the person who orchestrated this whole thing was a greedy queen that wanted to have all the maids in the kingdom but her spell backfired in an spectacular way, after you defeat her you find the machine that makes everything work so you turn it off and all the maids are transported to their respective realities and the queen just appears on a field with the rest of your party being like "fine I'll tone down the thirst" and the whole thing ends

[@rocketrooster2410]

@@airplanes_aren.t_real Did you ever hear of karazhan from World of warcraft?

[@damascus9876]

“The naked man fears no pickpocket” made me laugh so loud for almost a solid two minutes and I have no idea why

[@HamboneCreates]

"The naked man fears no pickpocket, except the one that goes for any pocket."

[@ZeRandomizor]

@@HamboneCreates "I need you to shove them WAYYYY up your butthole, morty."

[@radiantduality8366]

“The naked man fears only the fearless pickpocket.”

[@pizzademon1371]

The fearless pickpocket fears no naked man

[@mr.lungplutter1086]

The naked pick pocket fears only man

[@kaisercalvin1742]

I remember that I, a Cleric, once threatened our bard by killing him with a lightning spell then reviving him because I wanted him to stop killing or flirting with everyone we met. His response? Steal the deed to a town, become mayor, and forcing the local blacksmith and wizard to make a lightning-resistant helmet. Fun.

[@inventor121]

That's when you cast Fireball and don't revive him.

[@andistansbury4366]

So than just cast it on his body? Duh?

[@charax-1]

"Bard with a wish: I'm going to change the world" Bard: I wish everyone would obey my fetish

[@BLUEH3LLSPAWN]

It's definitely gonna change the world

[@adhdpersonified]

Ruined 69 likes

[@arciere5511]

For the better, right? For... For the better... Right?

[@jacobc9221]

@@adhdpersonified Now change the number of askers.

[@Bluecheese2142]

“But genie, nothing changed.” “You are correct”

[@jumpirrexbankai2375]

I like it when the DM lets you create a character in any way even if it defeats the logic of classic dnd lore and then goes along with the characters backstory. My favourite was when i created an elf character in a world where all elves should be able to use magic, but my character couldnt and so had opted to becoming a rogue. Being shunned by most of the villiage since young, he trained most of his life to become a rogue skilled enough to defeat any mage. Loved that character.

[@BurntBacon8r]

"The most clusterfuck campaigns are the most fun to remember" My absolute FAVORITE DnD story to tell is the story of the very first time I ever DM'd. I placed a giant, glowing, magical rune in the center of the floor. What does our paladin do? Charges DIRECTLY INTO IT. We proceeded to spend the next 4 goddamn hours with the rest of the party fighting the mind-controlled paladin. The paladin won. :D

[@liu6740]

My younger brother once had a character named Erwin vonLedgewalker. He ended up becoming a baron after a series of shenanigans, and he decided to help this village's economy by opening a confectionaries shop and brewery because one of the npc's made hella good ale and sweets. He actually ran it incredibly well since the DM made him actually roleplay building his goodies-based empire, and the village became super rich exporting these one-of-a-kind candies. The npc became a manager, and she runs the company while Baron vonLedgewalker is off adventuring. Every game after that one now has an easter egg of vonLedgewalker Confectionaries somewhere in it.

[@LyceenJPS]

@@liu6740 on my first campaign we got party wiped, becouse we forgot to rest up after a batlle so one of our party bembers was still at 1hp when we encountered the area boss. When we started a different campaign my character was a nomad as part of his back story so I made him come across the spot where my previous character died and pick up their cloak and cat.

[@acelibrarian]

I play with someone like that. Doesn't matter which character she has, she charges straight into the middle of things to "get things started". Meanwhile I'm treating everything like it's gonna kill me in one blow.

[@echognomecal6742]

Aside from hanging out with the D&D guys at lunch back in high school, I really know nothing about this stuff, but I love the OP's story, I adore the vonLedgewalker Confectionaries easter egg idea, admire the nomad creative thinking, & the jump-in-head-long chaos is delightful :) Wishing you all many fantastic adventures! *jealous

[@thebadpoet]

We had a mind controlled party member (the strongest character, of course!) in a one shot. I was playing a character who could charm/mesmerize and the DM ruled I could attempt to override the mind control. We were fighting a BUNCH of undead including two huge frog things which had level drain, and then fighting our party member as well. Then the Elf with the magic undead destroying arrows decided to just run away. I insisted she leave the arrows so someone else could use them, and with some lucky rolls I was actually able to kill both frog things and override the mind control. But it was really close to a TPK because a player got freaked out by level drain in a one shot and just ditched.

[@swordbrethrenmordred1230]

DM: "The bard is not allowed to seduce the Boss." Bard: "I seduce the DM"

[@gacha_xxtuber2218]

Pffff-

[@SmilerStrike]

"Seduce me" "What?" "SEDUCE ME"

[@mr44mag]

@@SmilerStrike Hey baby I got a bucket of fried chicken. Edit: Dear lord that sounds awful if you don't know the context.

[@KnoKei]

​@@mr44mag I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps! I'm a DM. I like my bards dangerous, mysterious. You want to be my lover? Earn it! SEDUCE ME

[@EndercakeTheMessenger]

@@mr44mag I don’t! I am assuming its because chicken tenders are delicous and if you put them in a bucket its perfection!

[@blackshaddow5005]

"i threw a liquor bottle in the fire, it exploded and we died instantly." Ah, the good old times

[@Anson_AKB]

when we selected the starting equipment for a new campaign, we saw that molotows were extremely costly. to the surprise of our DM we bought a few cheap bottles of lamp oil and lots of cheap empty perfume bottles. when we encountered any enemy we just filled the small bottles with lamp oil and set the enemies on fire. .... next chance to resupply, and suddenly all the perfume bottles were either sold out, too costly, or too sturdy to break. LOL

[@Apokalypse456]

@@Anson_AKB just needs some flame reistant enemies thrown into the mix, like tiefling bandits that were persecuted and fled town

[@randommeowthekitty6482]

The Click: How would you like to see a D&D stream- Me: Immediately likes the video and goes to comment YES PLEASE DO IT Edit: Holy crap this blew up

[@damienjanecky6088]

If he does I expect a chaotic evil campaign and it will be glorious

[@AlexSmith-ns8uu]

Honestly same lol

[@pandino670]

He should

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

I really hope he does

[@EPhantom125]

Why can't I upvote this more than once. It keeps removing the first one when I try to give it two.

[@zigzagzoom369]

The Click: *describes some absolute MurderHobo Shit* "We were real rascals."

[@somuchtocook9159]

Me: SWEDISH PAGANS ((yes Viking time

[@dootslayer1411]

In D&D right?

[@somuchtocook9159]

@@dootslayer1411 *smiles*

[@dootslayer1411]

@@somuchtocook9159 In D&D right?

[@Reddotzebra]

I still have to roll my masterpiece character... The murderhobo bard. He's going to have heat metal on speed dial.

[@johnclemens5066]

Imagine a sucubus that can only use charm and other hypnosing spells (and enhancing spells) while being raised in church and just accidentaly charms anyone and anything and is just too innocent and sh*t

[@delksbwg3777]

That's an actual SCP

[@delksbwg3777]

SCP-166 to be exact

[@VeraVemaVena]

Religious Succubi is probably my favourite character trope, it's a shame that it's barely ever been used.

[@kitcat8308]

When you wake up and you're now the main protagonist of a Reverse Harem anime

[@foxinabox5103]

*breaks down door* ASEXUAL SUCCUBI!!!

[@yosleib]

3:45 I invited my friend to play dnd with my usual group and she chose this monk with its highest stat in charisma. I was confused until she seduced and married the succubus we were supposed to fight and now she's multiclassing as its warlock ;-;

[@beelzebuzz1713]

Absolute genius

[@mediocrates8057]

“.. so it’s going to be frustrating and hellish. Ohhh!” *Click’s jaw drops and his eyes shine with inspiration* lol

[@Super_Panda_BS]

Fun animal fact: Munchkin cat is the cat version of a corgi.

[@nikoikofe126]

Yes, but also wienerhound is dog equivalent of the Munchkin

[@Super_Panda_BS]

Ok, my other comment keeps disappearing… so imma put it in here…

[@Super_Panda_BS]

AHHHH!!!! Even here!!! They keep taking from me!!!!! My comment…. 🥲

[@Super_Panda_BS]

The Click said a naughty word instead of dock… and I just want to put it out there… replace the o with an i and that’s what he said… it made me laugh BUT NO! NO ONE ELSE CAN ENJOY THE SILLINESS WITH ME CUZ IT KEEPS DISAPPEARING!!!! UUUUUUGGGGGGHHH! KZbin IS MESSING UP MY FUN!!!

[@daanoffline5716]

@@Super_Panda_BS that's what's called moderation lmao

[@draeus_the_bunnyboi9688]

Bard: I roll to seduce the dragon Me theDM: alright you have to roll a 20 or higher Bard: I got a 21 with mod hell yea! Me: okay, good thing the human asshole can stretch. Bard: what??? Me: oh you mean you thought you could top a dragon?

[@LucretiaPearl]

😉

[@kevinthiago413]

Is it bad that i want to try this?

[@draeus_the_bunnyboi9688]

@@kevinthiago413 fucking do it

[@chaosincarnate7304]

Well either way, he gon get favours and benefits from his dragon husband so I'd say its worth it

[@sabrinadelco9396]

@@draeus_the_bunnyboi9688 is that a dare or a request?

[@Xylospring]

The Wizard Enters into your Dungeons... Her: Oh My...

[@peckneckstudios5566]

Pfft

[@drezerdliam1121]

V Then Vvg g Vh

[@somegenericscpnu-7soldier270]

@@drezerdliam1121 you good bro edit: when this is on r/ihadastroke please don’t blur or cover my name

[@player0ne16]

@@drezerdliam1121 words of absolute wisdom

[@arandomcomment5635]

Lol 😂

[@Kartoffelkamm]

I used the "if someone calls you evil for setting boundaries, lean into it" thing for a minor antagonist in my RWBY fanfiction, and it works incredibly well. The character in question is this really kind woman, whose power lets her make Light Ice, which is ice that embodies all the positive aspects of ice, such as calmness, beauty, and (self) reflection. Her nature is like the first snow in the winter, the peace and quiet of a winter night when it snows outside and you sit by the campfire with your loved ones, and the beauty of all these amazing natural glaciers with those cool colors. In other words, this woman absolutely sucks at being a bad person, yet she tries really hard to be evil, just to prove to her bf that setting boundaries isn't the most evil thing she can do. Except, the most evil thing she ever did was pocket some money when the cashier gave her too much change, and she felt really bad about it.

[@xDarkestDemonx]

Regarding the death penalty: Yes, they would absolutely accept that. There was, for example, the case of Maggie Dickson, also known as "half hanged Maggie" (not half hanged mary!). Maggie was a scottish fishers wife who was accused of causing her own babies death in 1728 and hanged. But she merely passed out and was cut down before she died, so she woke up again right when she was carried to the graveyard. By scottish law, she already got her punishment and couldn't be convicted again, so she was set free. After that, they added "..until death" to their sentences. So ye. Technicalities like that would absolutely work when it comes to law enforcment and sentencings.

[@theultimatenerd9825]

I learned that you can’t be punished twice for the same crime from a dad joke

[@cllncl]

"You only have one pocket" Women: There's 2, actually

[@KarmasAB123]

Is my mouth not a pocket?

[@GoldenGodlyGrunt]

7* 😏

[@xxXXRAPXXxx]

Hentai has taught me "If there's not enough holes, make new ones!"

[@Kafka_Garezerra]

You mean the cleavage...right? Please let me be wrong, let me keep my innocence

[@AlmostNerdF]

Okay but one has limited capacity and the other has unlimited capacity.

[@xxEmoxGothicxGirlxx]

All dad dnd o.o I recommend: Dungeons and Daddies NOT A BDSM Podcast: A podcast about 4 dads thrown into the forgotten realms to save their children! :D

[@LilyTheSmol]

I was thinking about that as soon as he said that!

[@kairium1274]

*Not a BDSM podcast Here I thought I was in for a good time. Smh

[@cephalopad]

I agree. That podcast is bloody hilarious.

[@travisquinn1846]

They only do BDSM every now and again along with a few BDSM joke 👍🏻 highly recommend person manages to tug at your heartstrings every now and again but then in the very next scene makes you laugh uncontrollably

[@OblivionSuchti]

@@kairium1274 i mean... its sometimes a BDSM podcast

[@JenneeAmell]

"Vampirism is a pyramid scheme" SOMEONE CALL IILLUMINAUGHTII!

[@enerioffutt1881]

OMG That's exactly what I thought! 😮

[@hylianexpected1171]

Reading this now hits so different

[@motionless_horizon]

Oof this aged like milk

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

Bard: I have a wish spell! Everyone: You can’t wish for everyone to be dragons. Bard: I have no wish spell.

[@LadyLexyStarwatcher]

We still are online because one of our players is a social worker that comes into contact with a lot of vulnerable people that often test positive.

[@alexandergenesis]

Yes Cilccy do the DnD Stream, do many, bring on the chaos

[@chipedersen4735]

Heck yes!

[@newandroid2673]

I'm going to start a horror story from a DM's perspective, and ya'll are going to finish it I'm running a homebrew campaign, and we had this first boss. She was played up as this big bad person, but she was supposed to be really easy to avoid and even get on their team, then leave the players going "Wait, but who's the actual boss?" until I drop a massive twist on them. However these guys didn't do that, and got to fight her but I was prepared for that. I made her massively OP and so she would completely wipe them out. We were supposed to agree to restart a couple steps and I'd give them a hint on how not to do that. So, we had this bard...

[@cjdziesiuta1995]

I have done this, and I know where this goes. The bard rolled to seduce. Nat 20.

[@kitcat8308]

The Bard rolls a nat 1 and not only does he fall in love, but the whole party falls in love with the bad guy and become their minions forever more

[@bobodelgay]

I'm running a oneshot with just dads. They all get vicious mockery, regardless of class, but it HAS to be a dad joke

[@theultimatenerd9825]

I want to do this

[@godofcrap42]

"Can we have a D&D campaign where everyone is just dads?" Make them wannabe cavalrymen, and you basically just described a medieval version of the movie Wild Hogs

[@dragoninthewest1]

Check Dungeons and Daddies. 4 dads from our world are transported to a fantasy world to rescue their sons. Freddy Wong plays the Bard

[@thetiredbiker3652]

One of my favorites was we had some home brew weapons. “The hammer of kneecapping” was a war hammer only usable by races smaller than humans that did 4x damage on a successful called strike to the knee. Our dwarf fighter rushed the adult red dragon and rolled a 20 on that swat to the knee. 😂

[@spiritwolf8898]

"Hey there, Baby, wanna roleplay?" Yet another pickup line I'm gonna steal from the Click

[@TheAgamemnon911]

"Glory Hole Mimic" ... this is cursed on so many levels.

[@LocusNevernight]

Is... is it bad i want to try this?

[@kevinthiago413]

@@LocusNevernight no

[@sjs9698]

@@LocusNevernight kinda depends - is it 'try this' as in use it in a campaign... or try this in the way that fits your nick much, much better? (also, please god tell me you're the actual leeroy? that was a terribad pull, man.)

[@LocusNevernight]

@@sjs9698 i use this name as a joke. It seems noone really gets it. Except for a small buisness i rated on google

[@blizzardgaming7070]

(LOADS QUAD HEXAGON SHOTGUN)

[@Bearded_Dragon95]

"... And wants to so the naughties to everything remotely humanoid, even dragons..." Me with a scalie dragon "fur"sona: *Heavy blush* OwO "What the what clicky wicky?"

[@chaoticidiot1813]

I mean, my fursona is *part* dragon... also part demon, part cat, and about 30% made of crystals Still works, i guess

[@blizzardgaming7070]

(loads quad barrel shotgun)

[@blizzardgaming7070]

@@chaoticidiot1813 (loads dual hexagon shotgun)

[@musewolfman]

How about that time where I used my female Gnoll character and Furry Knowledge Of Hyena Anatomy(tm) to both freak out my DM and also freak out the muscle wizard NPC I was losing a fight to.

[@Just_a_Dragon69]

I remember i once play a rol where i was a wizard, none of my spells make it over 7 or 8, (15 min) and my partner's character was AFK so i threw a rock at him to wake him up, i roll a 20 crit to the head killing him XD

[@emilyfallaw5912]

In my last party, there was a puzzle where a bunch of different colored crystals were on the floor and there was a plinth in the center with a hole for a crystal. Instead of rolling investigate, perception, or literally anything, we just picked up a random crystal and put it in. It exploded and dealt us all damage, but instead of taking a step back and thinking about it, we just hid behind the paladin's shield and kept putting crystals in until it opened the door.

[@ultimatehawkeyefangirl]

I was literally thinking that I would kill to see Click and OT and whoever else they want to do a DnD stream and then he mentioned it

[@i_fried_a_sign]

Yes!

[@romantheboat9118]

Yeah!

[@gerardmontgomery280]

Bard - I'm hurt Paly, use lay on hands. Paladin - oh no, I'm not falling for that again.

[@bretsheeley4034]

And my mind went to JoCat's Crap Guide characters where I'm pretty sure this is a scene that has happened repeatedly both before and after their marriage.

[@ErikVonStrix3]

The click: can we please have a campaign of just dad's? Me: points to the podcast "Dungeons and Daddies"

[@Ahrpigi]

That sounds either wholesome and full of dad jokes, or very very risque

[@derekstein6193]

@@Ahrpigi Can't it be all three?

[@Ahrpigi]

@@derekstein6193 Yes, but the audience will be even more niche

[@francomuscellini1744]

Doodlers!!!

[@MsFmalover]

Go doodlers!

[@Pippis78]

I once played in a campaign where we never figured out what the DM expected us to do to solve the problem. We were just a mobilized disaster. Only by the unending mercy of our DM did we stay alive. It was so embarrassing but also great fun. This video made me miss playing so much... No one has time to DM games - and with Covid...

[@echognomecal6742]

I really missed out, having never gotten to play. It sounds like great fun. I'm glad you had the opportunity & can reminisce :)

[@Pippis78]

@@echognomecal6742 You might still get a chance! At least in my country at roleplaying conventions there are always beginner friendly games anyone can attend. I've been thinking about starting to GM myself, but all the people I know are way more experienced so I have a huge hurdle to get the nerve but also since covid I've had quite bad social anxiety so...🤦‍♀️ And I have adhd and depression 🙄

[@maggpiprime954]

Click going off on a wholesome tangent of inspiration from DnD memes is such a mood

[@markuswithak5084]

'doing the naughties with everything remotely humanoid, *EVEN DRAGONS* '

[@blizzardgaming7070]

I’m running out of extra barrels to ad to my (loads shotgun)

[@Combes_]

THAT's why I wanna have a bard as my first character

[@himynameisoliver]

the day always becomes better when the click uploads

[@cronky_cookie3918]

Agreed.

[@mistermossman6074]

No, it becomes worse but in a good way

[@cronky_cookie3918]

@@mistermossman6074 preach!! 🙌

[@davitdavid7165]

Thats subjective

[@lilyberry6953]

Ofc

[@Cherrybloomtwin]

The click: officially a Bard. Eloquence, for precision.

[@vinnaragget4820]

23:34 Search up “ Dungeons and dad’s” It’s a podcast about for dads from our world sucked into The fantasy world of dnd, on a quest to search after their lost children. Thank me later

[@cjdziesiuta1995]

Thank you!!!!

[@Daisyisnotaflower]

hell yeah I'm a listener too!

[@EarlierTitan19]

I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED THAT PODCAST

[@benjaminbates5125]

10/10 podcast

[@dragoninthewest1]

Great podcast. Also, stop using apostrophes when you're trying to pluraize something. They are to denote ownership. You just inflicted 8d6 psychic damage on your (not you're) last English teacher for not using/ ignoring spell and grammar check. Dads = 2 or more of dad Dad's = something my dad owns Dads' = something own by multiple Dads

[@derp24lordz]

I had an elf ranger whose backstory kind of explains his +33 stealth. He never knew his mother and his father was a complete moron, naming him Rex Rexiguard, believing some evil looking ladies were my fan girls and getting kidnapped, just doing really stupid things, so Rex ran away and focused on hiding from creatures and his father's messengers and search parties, along with hostile animals as he was too young to fight. His time I the wild made him a skilled hunter, to the point where he can navigate through a forest without a problem(just making sure the ranger treats are included in his backstory). When he was about 37, which js young for an elf but still the oldest in the party, he noticed something was off about him, he was growing at the rate a human does, making him join an adventuring guild in an attempt to find out who his mother is, something he was never able to find as the thrill of fighting became his life

[@lePirateMan]

I've never played before, but I have an idea for a character. An alcoholic wild magician, where the more he drinks the wilder his magic.

[@vexusdrake6788]

so your idea is basically just mooching off of click's drunken halfling.

[@DuskyPredator]

Well, a wild magician would probably be a wild magic sorcerer, and their stat for magic is charisma, which does have a connection to alcohol. The sorcerer could think they become more powerful when drunk, when really it becomes more chaotic, and maybe become also convinced that they meant to do whatever happened.

[@gustavodasilvaprobst890]

@@DuskyPredator let's not forget that one of the wild magic table rolls is literally "you can't get drunk during x time".

[@notesmaker204]

Wild magic is not a good thing, to say the least. Fun, yeah but not good. Just like alcohol.

[@lePirateMan]

@@gustavodasilvaprobst890 I'll just make a custom one where 50% of the rolls are spawn bottle of vodka

[@typhoondanoob296]

Hey click! Just so you know, there already a dnd podcast with just dad characters and it extremely good! It’s called Dungeons and Daddies and its all about dad jokes and saving their children! (And don’t forget about creating trauma for all those around them!)

[@thatnedudedemartin8834]

Tiefling Bard, the Fiendish Ancestry is a Succubus.

[@martinacvetkovic2825]

Even better, asexual Tifeling Bard

[@cjdziesiuta1995]

@@martinacvetkovic2825 even better: as a villain

[@Amayawolf_01]

Me, who has a Tiefling bard: *Well-*

[@ratroyal]

5:28 Just reminded me of my first campaign where we just befriended the thieves. Our first mission was to kill some of them. Like our DM was so mad yet oddly confused as to how it happened

[@rio1208]

It’s been forever sence I’ve watched The Click and it was the best thing to go me back to him listening to him passionately talk about D&D it just makes me so happy!

[@smeepostrashbucket6077]

Bringing back so many memories of the high school D&D campaign my Theatre teacher ran. Thanks for putting up with our chaotic bullshit for so long, Kalador the Wise. And RIP Wendel, best tortle cleric with amnesia we ever met.

[@demoniac4821]

*Glory hole mimics* Me who rps a mimic: *Chuckles* I am in danger.

[@mr.meatball6549]

Hey Click I might include you in my campaign as a Noble Bard with a sick mustache! Edit: It’s also is the kind of bard that likes to seduce dragons

[@pros_0143]

The best kind of bard.

[@jacobc9221]

@@pros_0143 Any other kind would be a poor excuse for that title.

[@alonenotlonely1179]

Make One Topic the dragon. Uwu

[@dwarvernbard9782]

Nah The Click is the type of bard who gets seduced by the dragon

[@Meringuesnake]

It better be a tabaxi

[@marinasanford8799]

The Dad Bard and the Cleric Mom need to team up and just start collecting adventurers.

[@xenomon2388]

17:16 In our current campaign we have a half-elf wizard who is increadibly attractive. S if he tries to intimidate someone, he always needs help from our 2.5m tall albino lizardman

[@rotomonacrusade5350]

the amount of times i've heard Click say 'i'm gonna do that for my next campaign' in this video is amazing. I hope these campaigns will all actually come to life at some point.

[@weatherforecast3615]

This is irrelevant to the video, but can we talk about his outfit 🤌 💕

[@dougmarshall1267]

I'll be having nightmares for a week.

[@i_fried_a_sign]

The bowtie👌😌

[@HajudinStar]

4:20 (nice) once my party went into a cassino-looking place, which ended up with 800g being spent.

[@shayekin82]

Immediately paused the vid to say: yes, hell yeah to the DND streams. It would be a good way to learn how the game mechanics actually work in real time. Plus I bet you’d get sick fanart based around it. And if you wanted to, your mods could use polls and stuff for some things during the game, making it a little interactive :D

[@abadgurl2010]

Connor from the game Detroit Become Human has his own twitch channel with his wife who played some of the Traci bots, and they have a DnD campaign called The Golden Spiral. And it has the interactivity like you mentioned.

[@geraldballinger6428]

Some ways to make wizards gaining magic cool: *Their magic book is from an ancient library. *They have the ability to copy and paste any spell they read about in a book that was spawned into existence when they were born. *Their book was stolen from the tomb of an ancient dead god (or demi-god). *Their magic book was owned by their dad and used to have incredible power but after the original owner died they lost their power and now the wizard wants to help bring back his dad's legacy.

[@abiorionson5892]

13:37 Remembered me about a group I play with. We had once the Problem that we were not welcome in a village for a reason we didn’t know about (they still let us in). We knew that there was a Problem just by the way the people acted and the fact that there were a bit to many vampires (In the DM’s world they were weaker than normal and not evil by default). We decided to gain there trust. Our LG paladin come up with the plan, that we should create a fake monster that the townsfolk would fear and that we could slay then. Ten in game hours later my evil rouge and the chaotic neutral fighter came back to town, luring a real monster into the City. Turned out that the local government where I the middle of an evil plan and we were supposed to end that plan. Well… we stopped them, but only because the Monster and our battle with the leader of the local government leveled the whole village.

[@wake.8365]

These are the best dnd memes on the internet

[@frenemi]

*The click literary reinventing dungeons and daddies* Anthony, Freddie, Will, Beth and Matt: Am I a joke to you?

[@xxEmoxGothicxGirlxx]

So glad i'm not the only one who thought of them :3

[@not_pandasite]

They've got an army of Goblins.

[@romantheboat9118]

They're great :3

[@vordjoncus]

When i tell you that i got a dopamine rush reading this

[@pseudoNC]

I literally scrolled through the comments to find this.

[@tzisorey]

If someone actually adds fantasy-Vegas to their game, they NEED to make sure there's an NPC of Penn and Teller, somehow identical to their real-world counterparts, as if the city is so twisted that it's begun to blend with reality.

[@KINFIN123]

The Click: Can we have a campaign where everyone is dads? Dungeon Daddies: Am I a joke to you?

[@dragoninthewest1]

Great show. I also want to play in a campaign with this premise. I'd be the Artificer Tech dad, whose day job is an electrical engineer at JPL.

[@Aerodil]

Click's suit is fabulous. That bowtie is stylish as heck.

[@not_pandasite]

May I introduce the podcast "Dungeons and Daddies" it's on Spotify. It's kinda exactly what you want Click, latest episode is named Goblin... for a separate reason then you'd think.

[@ShinareAeruil]

"Sometimes you just have to roll a die for your life decisions" Yes, absolutely.

[@LolipopNathan]

the "kill everyone but the two of them" is what i call the genie effect be carefull what ya wish for and be spacific

[@Wortigon2000]

Ork rogue called Krod. (Dork backwards), who doesn't do anything for stealth, he just intimidates opponents into pretending they didn't saw him. "Krod not here. Only 2 things can see Krod. Dead things, and things that wish they were dead."

[@notesmaker204]

Having ants as my followers is a damn great thing to imagine.

[@ianmayhew8539]

Dunno. Achilles' followers were and that were turned into warriors and look how he turned out

[@echognomecal6742]

Antman!!!

[@Jdhdhshhhgggghj]

*Visible happiness when watching the click-*

[@ormmannen]

I did once play a Dad bard. I did print out dad jokes so i had them ready. Fun for me, and some groaning from the party.

[@Iris17591]

OK I'm officially convinced you are an alien. No man is this handsome, funny, empathetic, talented, cute and into DnD!

[@echognomecal6742]

...& a closet furry ;)

[@temperingtantrum]

I was already loving your channel Sir Click, would never in a billion years have suspected that you are a fellow roleplayer. What a lovely discovery!

[@echognomecal6742]

I think there's a big ol' geeky side to our man here.

[@porcupinethecat5073]

The Click: "You need some garbage ideas, you need people to fail, you need some characters to explode." My birdbrained Harpy Wizard: "I, with my knowledge of magic, create a version of fireball - but water damage - to put out the big fire." DM: "In one turn? Are you sure?" Me: "Yes." DM: "Roll Spellcraft. Oh, and reduce your roll by 2d6, because you are also on fire." (taking damage affects rolls) Me: *rolls poorly, even before the penalty* DM: "Okay... magical catastrophe... you blow yourself up... and all the magical artifacts around you... causing them to also blow up..." The one Elf character smart enough to run away: "Glad I'm outside of the explosion radius." DM: "You're literally one square outside of the radius... and only because you had the run feat... so I guess it's technically not a TPK." Granted, this is paraphrased... but it sure is memorable. Oh, and don't worry... we were eventually resurrected. And my Harpy Wizard has only blown herself up once since XD

[@oakenshadow6763]

I'm in a D&D group. We are level 2. Hope we keep going.

[@chaoticidiot1813]

Dont be like the campaign i was part of where they ruined the campaign while i was gone by destroying what was going to be our base and killing the main villain before they knew who he was by weaponizing a purple worm

[@Moonshine_Victory]

8:44 That happened in our last session actually. Our skeleton monk rolled three consecutive Nat 1s before eventually rolling a 16 or sth. Our DM decided that he suddenly collapsed into a pile of bones. It was a fun session

[@PromonkeyJ]

Im in a dnd campaign where we help a god that can just teleport through any universe so we have literally no boundaries

[@themisfitowl2595]

Henry wanting to sit at the kids table when they were talking about Pokemon and D&D, but couldn't because he's an adult, made me legit cry. Growing up is a fyucking trap!

[@theenigma2861]

Yess I really wanna see Click play D&D! -Mostly as an outlet for my depressing inability to play D&D-

[@vxicepickxv]

Maybe we could try to get the reddit react Andy team(Click, One Topic, Jamie) to get with a KZbin D&D creator to do a one shot charity stream.

[@snipity]

I love dnd, so im so ready for this

[@cronky_cookie3918]

No one is ever truly ready for the click.

[@A12651]

Clicky lookin' good in a bow tie ❣️

[@glitchesnstitches3664]

I love listening to these while planning my dnd games. I was able to get a 3 page start on my campaign with goofy ideas to match. Thanks for the creative flow.

[@jeezuhskriste5759]

If a campaign is normal, it doesn’t often get remembered. If a campaign is good, it gets remembered, but not as much as the time you TPK’d in the first round of combat because the Wild Sorcerer rolled a 7.

[@wesleygoerzen-sheard5706]

There is a DND dad campaign podcast called Dungeons and daddies

[@raptor7450]

The biggest outplay of my life was when an npc gave me a book about how bad it is to steal My character was a thief..

[@nonchip]

5:00 actually rig it so they can't get it, and have to pull an ocean's eleven when they figure that out ;)

[@carolinelabbott2451]

Was going to suggest that myself. 😁

[@jacthing1]

Also the entire place is run by devil's..or would demons fit more?

[@praxisandtheory3142]

Interesting tip; the rules for not being able to cast a spell as a bonus action and an action in a turn are specifically that you can't cast a spell with an action during the turn you cast one with a bonus action. This means that if you have multiple actions (a la action surge) you can actually cast more than 1 non-cantrip spell in a turn. Really makes me want to play an eldritch knight, or just some weird janky fighter/caster multiclass

[@Comic_Sins]

If I ever decide to join a D&D campaign, I would want to be a rogue who's really bad at sneaking except when they are asleep. Plus they are an absolute bean which works in their favor because attempting to intimidate and threaten makes them think they are just being silly. Succeeding in a roll causes the npcs to get angry at the rogue bean, which makes them ultimately run away. A reverse success rogue!

[@zou1507]

Me, who never playd DND and know nothing about: interesting

[@underwailer]

In dnd I did nothing but suduction and ruined everything so badly.

[@mhila2846]

OwO clicky wicky has returned *dies cutely*

[@redman7775]

Have fun

[@ashiliasythi3997]

I have a tabaxi rogue child who exists in any party I play(like mumtiverse stuff)like Because of this I can also shift into a shadow like form in which I am part of no reality whatsoever. Because of this I can temporarily interact with NOTHING whatsoever, be it the opponent or the ground I am standing on. (I usually do this airborn). Pair this with my childish and sneaky nature and you have one of the most mest up mind detect thoughts could possibly read.

[@oneuptheextraman]

Actually.....getting away with the sentence being carried out without being dead happened once. I don't remember the country, but was a long time ago. And they hanged some women, and then cut her body down from the noose. But, it turns out that she was still alive when they cut her down. It was determined that the sentence was carried out, and she was free. That is why the sentence is now apparently 'to be hanged until dead', or something like that.

[@maem7462]

The answer to the question about seeing a dnd stream. I would love that

[@dandage4886]

For the dad campaign, maybe have an ex-horni bard, back on adventuring to spend time with his many, many children

[@RannonSi]

On a quest to catch 'em all!

[@jacthing1]

Both human and dragon~

[@RannonSi]

@@jacthing1 From all the races from half-Sprites and Homunculi to half-Krakens and Dragons! :D

[@jordanthegenderthief]

Oh sh- I still need to read the D&D rules that I’ve been putting off 🥲

[@flameofmage1099]

Tucking you in for Song of Rest is such a good idea. Imagine your Bard singing the party a lullaby that doubles as an epic tale of the wondrous and mystical.

[@DraconicDruid42]

I had an elderly tiefling bard who's vicious mockery is back in my day