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[@IHE]

Offense TAKEN

[@IHE]

Prepare to be SUED

[@ralphthemoviemaker]

Oh dear! This bloody wanker will be the end of me!

[@Guy-hd5lx]

Oh dear! I'm the first not KZbinr reply!

[@brighambentley]

We all knew it would happen. IHE v Ralph Sepe: Dawn of the Revenge of Turkish Aqua-Man Airlines

[@ronnielopez295]

I love your videos! :D

[@roomtemp_soup]

Ghosts are real I saw one order a Pizza at Dominos

[@woop6727]

Fake. Nobody would order at Dominos, not even ghosts.

[@Minning4Diam0nds]

woop When the reply gets more likes than the comment.

[@roomtemp_soup]

woop naw dude a guy died eating a Dominos pizza so he's forced to order Dominos for the rest of his eternal life

[@woop6727]

Your Local Pizza Man call the ghostbusters then, jesus christ poor ghost put him out of his misery

[@imeatingyourmother]

Your Local Pizza Man that man deserves pizza hut. 1 like = 1 prayer for him/slice of pizza hut pizza

[@theangryholmesian4556]

Yankee Jim CHEATED at THE CHEESEY’S GRILLED CHEESE CHALLENGE.

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

Sounds like a lot of cheese was involved

[@francisoffilth7953]

This is not ok

[@MajinRoxas1]

dang it

[@detectivedickcrispy7819]

Whhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!????? My life is a LIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

[@Asmallcorneroftheinternet]

Yankee Jim Mystery Ghost Dinners

[@kingofthegrill]

In order to catch these ghosts, we've set up some hidden cameras 2 CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP IN THE BEDROOM 6 CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP IN THE MAIN DINING ROOM 22 CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP IN THE WOMEN'S BATHROOM 4 CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP IN THE BASEMENT

[@mewmew9762]

5 CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP IN HOLLY'S BEDROOM

[@suezuccati304]

RELEASE THE D R O N E

[@Mark-sl5bf]

22 cameras in the women's bathroom seems a bit suspicious

[@lucyditee]

Bruh Ive lived in (insert fancy huose mansun catsle name here) for over 123 years and havenst seen spoopy gusts.

[@PETRIXXXX]

@@Mark-sl5bf sus amogus

[@JimmyTrunks]

ITS THE GHOST OF CHARLES STILES FROM MYSTERY DINERS

[@ballbreaker9816]

Kevin Trumbour ChArLeS sTiLeS, mYsTeRy DiNeRs.

[@fionaszeles1664]

R E L E A S E T H E D R O N E

[@talkinghoorse6936]

All this energy is coming from the Iraqi food cart!

[@_MaximumVoltage]

GHOST YOU'RE FIRED!

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

Kevin Trumbour We put 5 ghosts in the living room.......2 ghosts in the bedroom...........1 ghost in the garage

[@bergonath8851]

"I'm a fifth generation psychic medium" That's it, I'm fucking done.

[@mastric3502]

Fifth generation pshycic pokemon.

[@beybladeenthusiast4058]

Fifth generation Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners.

[@orangesocks5385]

Fifth generation escaped from a mental asylum.

[@Darkko88]

Fifth generation away from evolving into a Homo Sapiens.

[@fanaticapollo2456]

fifth generation synth

[@hoppyman11]

"It has to be real, because otherwise we'd have to accept that our daughter has died and is no longer in our lives."

[@Xpwnxage]

That's the subconscious reason for belief in ghosts. And of course why wouldn't we want to believe there's some type of afterlife? Unfortunately, it's just too illogical at this point to believe in ghosts. Unless some way to prove the supernatural comes along, it's going to remain that way.

[@Pilsnor]

Chaneling Erik is a great eksample, its a youtube channel with a “medium” who lost her son and now “talks” to him about everything.....

[@whynothanks2047]

Yet another reason why mediums/psychics/etc are just scum. They know they are preying on vulnerable people. Anyone can call that family dumb if they want to, but they lost their daughter very suddenly, and very recently...I feel for them. Their desire to believe is just a coping mechanism (even if it’s an unhealthy one). They need grief counselling, yes. But the medium is at fault for exploiting their grief.

[@evilthecat13]

that's whassup

[@damnroger2739]

tbh its just sad in this case, in my opinion they really took advantage of a poor family, thats seriously despicable and they just shouldnt have done the ep

[@daedalus_20v]

What's interesting to me is it's always historical places, ancient burial grounds, a castle, a 100 year-old house, etc. People die everywhere, and yet you never hear about a "haunted McDonald's bathroom" on these shows. Every hospital on earth should be just absolutely nuts with ghost sightings 24/7, but no. And the ghost has to be "historical" too. It can't be the morbidly obese guy with of type 2 diabetes who fell off his scooter at Costco last week, it's gotta be some rich lady from the 1800's who "died of a broken heart." Like, where are all the ghosts from the 80's with mullets, fluorescent windbreakers and parachute pants? Where are the ghosts in oversized Taz shirts and Bugle Boy jeans?

[@almostclintnewton8478]

THAT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT WHEN PEOPLE "INVESTIGATE" GHOSTS Just the sheer volume of people that have ever died in the entirety of human history would make *everywhere* haunted. Where the fuck is the caveman that died of a bug bite in ????BC in this very spot WHERE IS HE

[@dubiousdeliquite6641]

Exactly, if ghosts were real there wouldnt be a speck of earth that isnt haunted, especially if you start counting animals And then people always respond and go "ghosts are only made by tragic deaths" which is dumb because last time I checked most people dont want to die and as a result every death should count as "tragic"

[@polrealfake]

Those ghosts were so heavy they went to hell because their wings were too little to fly to heaven.

[@rbarnett3200]

The ghosts of people who died on ships that sank are shit out of luck! I mean, the ones on the Titanic are at the bottom of the ocean, where it's permanently dark, the ship is in pieces and hardly anyone ever visits and they have to haunt that without anyone even to scare or reveal their messages from the otherside to? Dang....

[@half-trackproductions]

Or how about a ghost of some teen who died four years ago flossing at the end of a hallway while Despacito plays faintly in the background?

[@TomMilleyMusic]

"there's a strong smell in here" is it bullshit?

[@hailmendoza6106]

Tom Milley Music No Its Yankee Jim

[@ironhorsehistorian9871]

Tom Milley Music yes

[@TurquoiseMusicWitch]

Bahaha

[@discount_d0ll]

No, Ralph. Ghosts are REAL. I saw one when I was young. It said: *YOU CHEATED AT THE CHEESEY’S GRILLED CHEESE CHALLENGE*

[@laurocoman]

They thaught the Grilled Cheese Challenge was an easy grab.

[@MidnightWanderer00]

FAKE! i can prove it because i don't see one in the footage, I took using the 14 cameras, I setup in the dining room! 😒

[@dmichael7144]

aesthetical_ kendall funny. I encountered one when I was playing with my drone a couple years ago! You know what it whispered to me? *Release the drone*

[@loki7701]

we need charles stiles and his mystery diners to set up 69420 cameras for proof

[@Bimby_1234]

*WHY ARE YOU CRYING BITCH YOU CHEATED ON THE CHEESIEST CHALLENGE*

[@rp4619]

“Oh no not British people.” -The German Army, Belgium, 1914

[@danielshore1457]

The German army again in 1940

[@rp4619]

Griffy The Dude woah calm down dude it was I joke and by “British people,” I just meant the British joining the war at all Edit: Just cause the Germans won in France doesn’t mean they weren’t a bit scared. During the fighting in France in ‘40 (which is the time in that year when Mr. Shore is referring to, I believe), a couple of British tanks counterattacked and nearly caused the Germans to rest retreat. And yes, I know I just murdered my own joke, but I just felt I had to say that.

[@ermacjones1911]

Hahaha please, they didn't know fear until America showed up to the party.

[@rp4619]

Ermac Jones I mean, most of America’s war contribution came from weapons manufacturing, a good portion of which was done while they were out of the war. In terms of boots-on-the-ground fighting, the UK, France, and Russia did most of the heavy lifting.

[@nman551]

Well done

[@cassette_tape]

I got energies, got a lotta energies, got a lotta spirits tryna drain me of my energies

[@XxBunnytailxX]

Underrated comment omg

[@HE13272326]

They got T's energy!

[@CalvinChikelue]

They said it'd be an easy haunt!

[@FalconChurch13]

Well it ain't no easy haunt, they scared T

[@morgan4224]

Actually the TV turning on does prove one thing. The remote works.

[@jakedelta5578]

Morgan Anderson q

[@stephanielomakin2967]

Your picture.. Its L.. From Death Note.. Senpai notice me.

[@stephanielomakin2967]

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[@BMF396]

R y u z a k i ❤uwu❤

[@robertbarrass9176]

What is with all the weebs in this comment thread?

[@elijahdoesstuff4600]

*TWENTY-THREE CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP IN THE MASTER BATHROOM*

[@femmefuntime]

Elijah Cook 7985 cameras have been set up in the broom closet

[@shaynehughes6645]

369 cameras have been positioned around the webcam

[@shaynehughes6645]

Three cameras on the drone

[@femmefuntime]

Shayne Hughes RELEASE THE DRONE

[@jokerlynx5220]

69 cameras on the front door

[@isskull7272]

"Ghosts aren't real." That's fine. "These shows are fake." sᴜᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀsᴛᴀʀᴅ.

[@cokeman7201]

What you want to sue him because he’s telling the truth

[@yurei3714]

@@cokeman7201 they are fake tho lol

[@jayzilla-mw7zo]

@@cokeman7201 ghosts are are real deal with it!

[@cokeman7201]

@@jayzilla-mw7zo proof

[@jayzilla-mw7zo]

@@cokeman7201 give me three good reasons why you don't believe in ghosts

[@matthewgiese7811]

I would love to see them "test" these ghost psychics. Get a BRAND NEW HOUSE, get a couple paid actors to say they lived there for 5+ years and they had a (fake) daughter and their house is haunted (Not even their house and they never been there before) and see the reactions of the paid "Ghost Experts" who visit and tell them about the house :)

[@sack7853]

This is smart af

[@devinjones1527]

They've actually done something like that where they brought a psychic to a diner and showed them a photo of a kid and the psychic spun this story about the pain and suffering the kid went through and that they were sure the kid was dead and the kid in the photo was sitting behind the psychic in the diner (he was in on it). Personally I feel like if psychic powers were real or people could really talk to the dead there would be no such thing as a cold case.

[@timothybrown5999]

The made up chocolate factory trap is my favorite. A bunch of psychics looked up the fake information and magically channeled a dead person who never existed. They all tried to reason away their bull shit, but they all took the bait hard.

[@rzeka]

I can't find it, but there's a video where a British guy sets up a website for a fake company whose owner supposedly died, and the website lists all the made-up details of how he died. Then he gets three psychics to do readings at the building where the "company" was, and they all just basically quote from the website and pretend it's their psychic readings.

[@sucralose_tumor]

Just check the amazing randy

[@Dryboneszero]

I don't know... I saw that 1984 documentary, Ghostbusters. Pretty convincing footage if you ask me.

[@blueenigma7178]

Dryboneszero Casper was for me

[@YourBeefFriend]

Dryboneszero Don't worry. Just watch the latest ghostbusters documentary. You'll stop believing right quick

[@elibowsman7819]

The Office much?

[@TheOfficialIronGamin]

You’re not wrong

[@ricefarmer8204]

Couch Classics no that one is fake it shows a women outside of the kitchen

[@desireeskaggs9054]

When I turned off my shower a little water still came out ITS A GHOST!

[@irisius7551]

Must be the ghost of Yankee Jam

[@ComicHighSansMSTheDoofus]

Holy shit, man, you're haunted. Better call *_CHARLES STILES, MYSTERY DINERS,_* he'll help.

[@floridaman4596]

Desiree Skaggs it's the ghost of Dicks McSaggy balls

[@ethanjennings7235]

I mean let's all agree that some things just can't be explained. Tide comes in and tide goes out, you can't explain that.

[@orangesocks5385]

It's called the gravitational pull of the moon.

[@thatcreepyfangirlstalkerch3572]

I looked up the daughter's name and she was actually found dead in a motel. I believe it was a drug overdose or she was shot. Either way it's unknown who sold the drugs to her or shot her. So more than likely the parents are just desperate for answers.

[@2spooky2play66]

That Creepy Fangirl Stalker Chick Source please?

[@nman551]

Oof

[@SonOfTheDawn515]

Uh, there's a huge difference between shot to death and overdose.

[@rhodopisdenile8977]

SonOfTheDawn515 I assume what she means is that she was shot by some one while over dosing or something and people aren’t sure which one was the reason she died

[@SonOfTheDawn515]

@@rhodopisdenile8977 Or BS stories.

[@dubiousdeliquite6641]

If ghosts were real then they would be literally everywhere. People have been around for thousands of years, even with the argument of "ghosts happen when a person dies tragically filled with regret" that still applies to so many people that ghosts would be EVERYWHERE in the world constantly

[@dubiousdeliquite6641]

But I will say you totally can't make fun of ouji boards, because those hazbro company necromancers worked hard to make those!

[@user-uk6lf1qp4c]

Well 1. not everyone who dies becomes a ghost. It’s just the ones who don’t/can’t pass on Most spirits go away after a while. 2. Only the particularly troubled spirits mess with humans. Like only the really fucked up ones Of course these shows are all fabricated nonsense but I still believe in spirits :3

[@jodipearson567]

When would the line of ghosts stop? Would there be victorian ghosts, viking ghosts? What about the ghosts of homo erectus and previous species dating back millions of years?

[@battlefrontgameplay1388]

What if earth is pergatory. Half way between heaven and hell and only a select few have to stay in between.

[@Abyzz_Knight]

@@user-uk6lf1qp4c "not everyone who dies becomes a ghost" How do you know that? "Most spirits go away after a while" How do you know that?

[@grosezero8834]

sounds liek something an undercover ghost would say

[@dannysullivan9130]

Peter Clouds sounds like something a undercover globalist would say.

[@laggy3099]

Sounds like something a Charles Stiles would say

[@z-bruh930]

Sounds like something a synth would say!

[@natelecarde962]

Fat6amer Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners.

[@planescaped]

Ghost Ralph is just trying to misdirect and throw off us true believers.

[@sultanofsalt8554]

It's the ghost of the drone that had a failed mission

[@gabrielm.3548]

Sniff Meister S E N D O U T *T H E D R O N E*

[@yoghurtlord1745]

Release the drone.

[@asnekboi7232]

*sad drone releasing noises*

[@DamnMixes]

This is fascinating. I've had a lot of paranormal experiences because I grew up in the haunted house. And the things I saw have really affected me as an adult, cause when I was a kid in our house we saw ghosts, we saw poltergeists, apparitions, vampires and werewolves and witches and swamp creatures and gremlins and demons and spiders and ogres and goblins and dinosaurs and warlocks and sharks and mexicans.

[@MrThankman360]

Mexicans aren’t real.

[@piecrumbs9951]

@@MrThankman360 Yes they are you sheep, countless people have felt their dark energy.

[@bubby632]

Bro my aunt and uncle sent me to a magical boarding school, I've met 2 people, Hermione and ron. Ron is a beta, also I got railed by a guy named draco

[@TorontoHighGuy]

@@bubby632 Did you like it?

[@bubby632]

@@TorontoHighGuy it was quite poggers, if you will

[@micc2960]

My parents are convinced our house is haunted. They say they hear people talking a language that doesnt exist at 3am aka ''Haunted hour'' and that our house needs cleansening from evil spirits. Its just me watching jojo in japanese.

[@daraghokane4236]

Get on this show

[@gagne6928]

Classic furry move... Leave a like for furries bad and destroy from this earth

[@fruitylooney348]

Your house is a Jojo Reference 😳

[@gfamily2478]

Mfs house infected with star platinum

[@carlblaskovich2812]

I didn't know furries watched jojo...

[@user-br8jc8tf1p]

"he died from grayscale" is my favorite Ralph throwaway joke ever

[@Caleb-iq6jg]

Caleb caleb

[@turtleanton6539]

Yes

[@uisce_]

I really agree, it's hilarious

[@dirrdevil]

I only caught that on a second viewing. It was hilarious!

[@SpaceChase]

Caleb honestly, its brilliant.

[@adamherron3430]

My dad left to get cigarettes 15 years ago but he never came back. Must have been the ghost of Yankee Jim.

[@TraumaElmo]

Alfred DingleBottom you just got 333 likes!

[@Smogfellows]

Alfred DingleBottom You are almost going to get 666 likes!

[@G-LukeJA]

Seems legit

[@Pantsinabucket]

Finally put it to 888

[@uhhcomebacktome7895]

Made it to 1k

[@theBunnycuddles]

My lights flickered while watching this. coincidence? or yAnKeE jIm??

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

It's always Yankee Jim.

[@devinarato69420]

@@Lobsterwithinternet holy shit I love your name

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

@@devinarato69420 Well...thank you. 😳🦞

[@Bilax43]

Don’t you just love it when they use the word energy? What is energy? Energy is the ability to do work. #releasethedrone

[@Literally-God]

The people that are making these shows have never taken any physics or science class.

[@dicklessvandyke1115]

i guess u could say the drone has,,,,, got a lot of enemies

[@toffheee]

DUDE! My phone turned itself off when it was at 1% Battery. IT MUST HAVE BEEN A GHOST

[@toffheee]

And i couldn't turn it on afterwards!! It only worked after i started charging it.

[@noahschumacher9515]

TheLuminousMoose it must be a ghost. The ghost of Yankee Jim!

[@AaronLoving]

TheLuminousMoose get a new phone dude, thats creepy

[@louveteau3333]

TheLuminousMoose it is well known that some ghosts require the sacrifice of elecricity

[@Rifky809]

Damnit, yankee jim's ghost must be at it again

[@christinatarracino8092]

There was actually a news report I saw about psychics. In the report, one of the staff took a 9yr old picture of herself to a psychic, posing the girl in the picture as her daughter. The staff woman told the psychic that her "daughter" was kidnapped, and wanted to know if she was still alive. The psychic told her "her daughter" had been sexually assaulted and then killed. After the staff told the psychic that the picture of her daughter was actually a 9yr old picture of the staff woman, the psychic just nodded and said 'that's very interesting' and left the room...

[@BrandonTrex]

Christina T. I want to see that so bad cuz it sounds so cringeworthy

[@christinatarracino8092]

It's on youtube, but I'm not sure what it was called. Maybe I can find it again

[@christinatarracino8092]

Just look up psychic woman exposed. It's the first video :)

[@anondecepticon]

BrandonTrex Second clip, about 1 minute in: kzbin.info/www/bejne/goG3i5SvdsabpLs

[@BrandonTrex]

anondecepticon holy shit that was gold

[@rubeng370]

Fun fact: The British show, Most Haunted has been going on since 2002 for 21 seasons!!

[@madmehr]

The math doesn't check out

[@killerbug05]

@@madmehr how so?

[@darthnarak]

You know, the James Randi Foundation has $1 million for anyone who might prove the existence of supernatural. No one has been able cash that amount for more than 30 years. I wonder why.....

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

Wasn't that $10 million?

[@blacktainfalcon7097]

@@Lobsterwithinternet hell make it 100 trillion, not like anyone could do it anyways.

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

@@blacktainfalcon7097 Yeah, because they’re all frauds or crazy people like that guy on that Japanese tv show with the magnetic chest that turned out to be just him being a really sweaty guy.

[@eltonwebb5530]

I think the least believable thing in this whole video is that Ralph has a lawyer

[@cleobinx]

Elton Webb 🤣🤣

[@dismissing]

@@cleobinx 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌

[@kingmuizz708]

Lool

[@whogon]

His parents are loaded though his dad probably does

[@NotYourAveragePyro]

I saw an episode of this paranormal hunter show, and in the episode, one the guys went into a basment. In the basement there was a chalkboard. And on the chalkbord a drawing of a cake slice and the line "The cake is a lie" we're on it. Then the guy said some crap trying to interpret it. Pure, comedy, gold...

[@shaycormac9988]

Jeez

[@sleepygrouch8361]

P

[@madsus7624]

What episode? Lol

[@NotYourAveragePyro]

I don't remember, but I might look for it...

[@ajzeg01]

Wow. Just, wow.

[@dubiousdeliquite6641]

"Oh your remote works on both tvs, so you turn on one while turning off the other" Guy- "hmmm, gotta say I dont agree with him" Psychic nut- "oh there is conversing, oh boi so spooky!" Guy again- "sounds reasonable to me"

[@ThemeParkCrazy]

Hopefully he doesn't find out about Travel Channel, or TRVL Channel as it is now.

[@royalcass]

oh hey, it's you!

[@DOROHEDOROFAN]

Yoo I used to watch your content all the time!

[@Blondieflay]

I can’t escape you

[@EatitHarvey]

Hi, I'm Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners.

[@Problematist]

Hi Charles!

[@TheMinecraftlover135]

Release the drone!

[@dracowheelz5]

(vacant stare) Who the hell are you?

[@ItsMe-or5tx]

Dang it!

[@DiabeticNecromancer]

Look I'm sorry I stole food but look at how successful our African Tribal food cart is.

[@Parker-us4ci]

A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST

[@AnjeIlo]

woooooo oooooooooo

[@felixgutierrez993]

Bacon Dwarf noOooOooOo AMA GHOOOOOOST

[@Parker-us4ci]

Felix Gutierrez AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAASAAAAAA

[@cxrpsehub660]

im not a shopping list- *_i m m a g h o o o o o o o o s t_*

[@Parker-us4ci]

Vortex The Pack HE WAS NUMBER ONE

[@radagastbrown9001]

"Some sources, who I will not site at all."

[@summer3463]

I am absolutely dedicated to watching this every Halloween. You know content is good when you keep coming back to it, like all his review videos.

[@lgbtqiarights]

hope it was good this year dude

[@user-xe3uy2hs3o]

i would love to see an episode where they hire a psychic medium and he just comes and says "this is bullshit there are no ghosts here"

[@jamieeisinger1833]

“Oh... so no ghosts?” “None” “Well I guess episode over then”

[@akatuski420davis6]

The medium takes them out of the "haunted house" and leads them to their "haunted art gallery" they rent out cuz that's where the ghost energy is leading them and try to advertise their lame ass spooky fursona o.c. paintings.

[@user-xe3uy2hs3o]

@@akatuski420davis6 now that would be actually scary

[@akatuski420davis6]

@@user-xe3uy2hs3o indeed. 👻

[@cissyiniguez]

That will never happen cause all that dark energy would start haunting their bank account. I'd rather see a psychic medium have a successful read/encounter with someone who isn't open to believing, as well as someone who unemotionally gives only yes or no answers. It's amazing all the information they give when talking to someone who does or wants to believe and also tends to be effusive in every question they answer. Their ability doesn't hold much power if non-believers can render them ineffectual so easily.

[@apertureAI-jw1iz]

The reason ghosts are always in dark places: It's harder to fake evidence in broad daylight.

[@SophSophSoph298]

My only answer; CharlesStilesMysteryDiners CharlesStilesMysteryDiners

[@mariobadia4553]

aperture AI#2020 So true

[@posttoasties3804]

Oeuf

[@yousiff6791]

aperture AI#2020 lol

[@Rifky809]

Yep, yankee jim likes it dark

[@oneghost1257]

I remember I thought my bedroom was haunted when I was a little kid because I hated being in there alone. Turns out it actually was haunted. And so was every other room I ever went into. Haunted by a fucking anxiety disorder lol

[@MartianMeli]

Username checks out

[@thatsallreviews]

Why would that lady from the first show cry and run out if it's her job to find these "ghosts"?

[@azzy-551]

she was probably being lazy and didn't feel like coming up with an explanation to all her shit

[@SaraH-jn5db]

She ran out of ghosts to make up, therefore, she ran away from the house

[@Literally-God]

I love how she's such a shitty actor that she kept running away from the camera so they couldn't film her horrible fake crying face

[@artdump6997]

"Why do all the lights need to be turned off?" Because it's harder for CGI to appear believable when theirs a larger light saturation

[@artdump6997]

@@ryans-archive if that genuinely confused you, I'm concerned.

[@artdump6997]

@@ryans-archive This isn't a book, it's a KZbin comment. You can eaither get off your high horse, or just get off the internet in general- because boi, if you stay here any longer you might have a heart attack.

[@mrsaddams1937]

@@artdump6997 *boy... I don't like to be *that* guy, but that bit of your comment confused me for a bit.

[@monsus7129]

@@mrsaddams1937 Nice

[@AwesometownUSA]

they’re’s * lern 2 spel, boanhedd

[@paragonrobbie9270]

I'm sorry, I just can't watch this video. There's just too much dark energy radiating from it. I don't know if it's coming from ralph, or *the ghost of Yankee Jim.*

[@poiuytrewq11422]

Maybe it's from Yonny Yonson.

[@retromint]

Woah. Yankee with no Jim.

[@LarryLongBalls]

Dude you just got BURNED dude BURNED. BURNED

[@Gambit771]

I can't watch it for his 'trash' accent.

[@superpaytonmars8852]

@@poiuytrewq11422 fiction? Think again! (Moves real ghosts to the nonfiction section)

[@bigbeefscorcho]

I frequently chalk up unexplainable happenings in my life to “Yankee Jim” even to this day.

[@lmitz]

We need a spinoff show with just thst guy at 5:10 where he just comes in and debunks all the ghost theories in every house. I'd watch the hell out of that show.

[@aiurzealot1710]

I saw a ghost once. He was holding a confederate flag and burning a cross in the black neighbor's yard.

[@rainabove1945]

Wheat-Os I don't think he was the ghost, I think the neighbor was

[@willlangdale2858]

Spooky

[@EarFarce4]

Wheat-Os rofl

[@furiousape7717]

It must be the ghost of yankee Jim

[@ThatOneMan830]

Wheat-Os Damn, that’s some wonderful dark humor.

[@bluegatorade358]

IT MUST BE THE GHOST OF THE IRAQI FOOD CART!!! 😲

[@SophSophSoph298]

dman2602 and CharlesStilesMysteryDiners CharlesStilesMysteryDiners CharlesStilesMysteryDiners CharlesStilesMysteryDiners CharlesStilesMysteryDiners CharlesStilesMysteryDiners CharlesStilesMysteryDiners CharlesStilesMysteryDiners

[@reidye]

Nothing like a trip down memory lane with these old Ralph videos.

[@nerfherder3553]

Does anyone else watch these videos as like a comfort like when I'm feeling depressed or anxious and I need to come down or feel better I'll just put on a Ralph a video .

[@berserkisdead357]

Glad I'm not alone in watching these kinds of videos to help me chill from life. Your definitely not alone 🤜 🤛

[@aniket8350]

Same

[@worldiknow]

Ditto

[@trunksrocks1]

I met a ghost once, he said something about a diner that was a complete mystery to me.

[@excowboydan]

MetroidSigma You just made my day.

[@jackal7124]

MetroidSigma I see what you did there

[@kingofrats3316]

*R E L E A S E T H E D R O N E*

[@capsulepanda4432]

Did it carry an Iraqi food cart?

[@Odinsday]

But did it say anything about the C H E E S E S C H A L L E N G E?

[@dmichael7144]

Charles Stiles: *Grabs a ghost with a proton pack* "Let me tell you who I am. My name is Charles Stiles, I'm with a company called Mystery Diners!" Ghost: "God, kill me a second time please."

[@TheFS2004guru]

douglas mitchell “I’ve been called in because these homeowners has some shush concerns over ghosts”

[@Xplainn93]

please for fucks sake take me to heaven or hell I don’t want this dude sucking me up with a vacuum.

[@Doginawall]

It's Hayden I just want death again

[@anneblackk]

This possibly was the worst British accent I’ve ever heard. Loved every bloody second of it though.

[@Hanfgurkenhasser]

His attempt at an accent was so gloriously cack-handed, always cracks me up!

[@anneblackk]

Hanfgurkenhasser Same. I’m quite bloody sure that was the worst I’ve ever heard though.

[@Gambit771]

Is that what he was doing. I asked him if he was having an aneurysm. Sounds like every single murican attempt at a British accent. God they suck so much.

[@justcallmekai1554]

@@Gambit771 Damn take a chill pill lol

[@EX0DVS]

I myself seen a ghost. I was living in San Antonio, it was midday and really sunny. Kinda warm but not too bad. I was at a carnival and remembered eating some food. I then "woke up" on a stage in front of a lot of people. I was doing the *GRILLED CHEESE CHEESIEST CHALLENGE* jk I'm lactose intolerant

[@grandgayy9239]

I remember going to gettysberg as a kid for a school field trip and seen a person in a window of one of the old houses thought it was a ghost turns out the house got robbed that day lol

[@2coolbrosand1coolsis]

Grandgayy “oh no a ghost! oh wait its fine just a robber”

[@jensen2856]

Grandgayy I went to the local historical society with some really old houses once, I saw a person in the window, years later I found out they just rent people the upstairs level of the house

[@burgundy6933]

I didn't expect to see you

[@tiberiuasreneli7714]

@@burgundy6933 it's not actually him

[@burgundy6933]

@@tiberiuasreneli7714 oh

[@dtims3262]

One time I got attacked by the ghost of CHARLES STILES, MYSTERY DINERS!

[@dtims3262]

Yes, and an Iraqi food cart.

[@DuncanUdaho67]

RELEASE

[@DuncanUdaho67]

THE

[@DuncanUdaho67]

DRONE

[@eldiablobutnottheonefromsu7206]

Curdled Dairy Product I can't believe you escaped THE DRONE!!!!!

[@mortal_meatbag]

"some sources, who i will not cite at all--" hits so hard. been living rent free in my head for 6 years

[@thegrimcritic5494]

“Unfortunately, Phillip died of Greyscale. We donated his body to the Citadel so hopefully they could find a cure.”

[@QuinnQrow]

2 cameras in the diner 3 cameras in the kitchen 1 camera in the storage 3 cameras attached to the drone 5 cameras in the back 7 cameras in the entrance 6 cameras in the control room 9 cameras in the girl's bathroom 71 cameras in the boys bathroom this shit can go on

[@ashdyrdek]

Jackie Dazzler 107 cameras total.

[@brad_hensil]

1 camera up my ass

[@ImABigSimpForMyGirlfriend]

71 cameras in the boys bathroom 😂

[@SSBBPlayListMaker]

You mean 71 cameras in the women's restroom, right?

[@AaronLoving]

4 cameras in my right kidney

[@magentaformula025]

The first documented time the Kinect has detected anything.

[@AngelPerez-ul3ni]

MagentaFormula 0 so fucking true,omg r u ghost , how else would u know.

[@turretvista1133]

I'm screaming

[@rwg2771]

When Charles Stiles came up, I fucking lost it.

[@crogus3279]

I got legitimately sleepy when Ralph played the clips from that awful British ghost show. How the hell do people watch that stuff?

[@munchkin2465]

If ghosts aren't real, then how do you explain Luigi's Mansion? Checkmate, Ralph.

[@Red-gy5tl]

*Well Played, Well Played*

[@true-lovesteve-macleod2996]

Thank you for that

[@octaviolee8282]

The answer is very simple, Luigi has Terminal 7

[@cpmanoob4848]

@@octaviolee8282 thats MY coC lUiGi

[@dweebdraws]

I am the 420th like on this comment

[@joltin6148]

I definetly feel a strong amount of ENERGY in this comment section

[@AndonEXE]

J O L T I N Is it the ghost of Yankee Jim

[@joltin6148]

AndonPickles Yes He had so much phycokinetic galactical electronic nuclear energy that he made a portal to go inside this video I was the partical of dust

[@jenningsbrown6093]

D A R K E N E R G Y

[@joltin6148]

Jennings Brown P H Y C O K I N E T I C G A L A C T I C A L E L E C T R I C A L N U C L E A R E N E R G Y

[@comedyshortsgamer5688]

👻

[@SPACYtunes]

If ghosts can move things around in an attempt to communicate with their living loved ones, why not just grab a marker and some paper and just write out a message? "Hey this is Bob, just wanted to let you know I'm a ghost. Pretty boring tbh but I just wanted to say sup." Why would they throw a painting at a lamp to reach out to their living parents? Dumb.

[@olivercharles2930]

Good point.

[@IdiotDoomSpiral69]

Good example of how beliefs about ghosts and such are post-hoc explanations for mundane experiences and events. They don't make logical sense, because they are being used to explain things unrelated to "ghosts" or any other such things in the first place.

[@Timbobjr]

12:38 Oh God, not a skeleton with cowboy boots! Can I commission a portrait of said ghost? I think it would look pretty dope in my living room

[@pringlebatch]

I'll do it if you're serious

[@polyp2910]

The psychic medium just walks through the house and steals credit cards

[@karawithgun8148]

5 Generation Psychic Pokemon

[@destroyahdestroyah9584]

Same

[@idkwhattoputhere4695]

Ahhh yes my “sprit cards”

[@Regen2100]

It’s part of the magic

[@TheLegend1800]

Ralph, your wrong. I totally have seen a ghost. I was walking through this creepy burial chamber after my friend dared me to do it, and it popped out and tried to attack me! Then I pulled out my Daedric Warhammer and smashed his stupid face in, and looted the 3 Gold and Ectoplasm he was carrying.

[@rawrdino7046]

Skyrim?

[@CaramelsDen]

@@rawrdino7046 probably morrowind

[@verbulent_flow6229]

This should be top comment

[@ZeroHero3d]

"Finally awake are you..."

[@tre2558]

They had us in the first halve

[@radagastbrown9001]

If Bigfoot isn't real, how come he has his own TV show?

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

He's got an agent.

[@catmerchant8699]

Checkmate atheists

[@HECKproductions]

"it will measure your energy" - "in which unit of measurement?" - "uh... uhhhh..." *jumps out window

[@reduckulous6725]

IT MUST HAVE BEEN A GHOST THE GHOST OF YANKEE JIM

[@bh.r.9496]

Reduckulous "aits thai ghjoast of yainkeey jeim!"

[@favourolufemi2571]

danger Dolan?

[@22Vnnami]

"ancient Indian burial ground," you mean almost all of America?

[@fatmanbatman9374]

That's dark

[@LSB44446]

Nick Tholen The-They're actually Native Americans 😡😡😡😡

[@sampire2084]

LoganSoulsBorne4 They're fecking indians m8

[@fatmanbatman9374]

Sampire 208 no

[@Nappy47]

Damn. That's a good one

[@thelivinggamer8609]

In the sequel video, you should make a portion on the "Ghost Adventures" episode involving the west African Nail Fetish Death God. I'm not even kidding. This exsists.

[@res0nance197]

Plot twist: Ralph's whole channel is one large product placement for Assassin's Creed.

[@generalhamalvis9209]

I used to like this channel until I heard your thoughts on ghosts, ghosts are absolutely real I've seen one, when I was a child I lived in a haunted house, I came face to face with a ghost and it said *CHARLES STILES MYSTERY DINERS*

[@atomato5989]

RELEASE THE DRONE

[@nixborn]

Wow, really? I once met a ghost who said to me "THEY GOT T"

[@laganas2008]

Not gonna lie...you had me in the first half.

[@MasterOfKnowledge.]

*We've set up 12 cameras in the crypt*

[@LogicalResolution]

Sorry, it's a reflex, even in death.

[@georgetuckley]

As a Brit myself, I can confirm that 90% of British TV is shite.

[@bluetailgang2128]

IBacon true one mate

[@dcarterm8371]

IBacon Especially the comedy

[@darraghkeary8267]

O hai M8 the inbetweeners and 8 out of 10 cats (especially when they do countdown) are good

[@amanofculture4892]

90% of everything is shite. that's Sturgeon's law

[@GoogleUser-ch1fh]

He added an e to shit, British confirmed.

[@yammt3148]

"I'm an eighty year-old British woman, and I can't open a door-" Haha!

[@simplesimon4374]

The ghosts aren't real rant needs to be told to like every person over the age of 18

[@IdiotDoomSpiral69]

Needs to be younger. People fall for supernatural woowoo bullshit as children and teens, sometimes deliberately indoctrinated into such beliefs by their parents. This isn't just with regards to religious beliefs, either; there are people who believe in nonsense like astrology, witchcraft, and crystal healing stuff that essentially pass these beliefs onto their kids. It's just sad. Epistemology should be something taught in schools as early as is feasible for children to be able to understand and apply it. Just rip the band-aid off and teach kids how to be more rational in their beliefs, even if it means they don't believe in Santa anymore.

[@cloudydays6374]

If ghosts aren't real, who released the drone?

[@user-ly8mp2yt5s]

*ReLeAsE tHe DrOnE*

[@mandospiegel8994]

The elder god of diners containing utter mystery, Charleth Stilex.

[@SophSophSoph298]

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[@deadeyefgc]

O H S H I T

[@seanquinn3034]

Cloudy Days yankee Jim

[@browngirlinaclownworld2077]

"Some sources, who I will not cite at all, say that they've heard voices in this house." Pretty much every ghost show ever could begin and end with this. Just this line and roll credits.

[@stuartsmith1651]

That opening rant (GHOSTS AREN'T REAL, YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A GHOST, NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN A GHOST, 100% FAKE, NO NO NO) is pure gold. I want to isolate just that one section, and send it to everyone on earth.

[@shawnfields2369]

Thank you; if only everyone would believe it! (GHOSTS AREN'T REAL, YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A GHOST BEFORE IN YOUR LIFE, AND NOBODY EVER HAS BEFORE! Ghosts are about as real as totally real girlfriend, you guys; no seriously!) Because she's real, that means ghosts are totally real. Nah. Just kidding.

[@killerbug05]

I like the idea that Ralph and the camera man are just outside of some random dudes mansion filming a video and he's in his bedroom looking out the window confused out of his mind.

[@squidlickersteven2733]

Every night I hear bumps in my parent's room. I wish it was ghosts...

[@mariobadia4553]

Do you have a sibling yet

[@Dastardly_Duo]

Has your dad found out yet

[@ghostthred7002]

@@Dastardly_Duo oh my

[@JudahRiggins]

Squid Licker Stevens at least your parents still love each other. Congrats

[@ClingyCrab]

Oh no I mean yes Or no I’m confused

[@epicgamersaurus]

If you're a ghost, don't move paintings. Move a pencil a paper and write something down!

[@tristanparkk]

epicgamersaurus What if I just want to fuck with 'em, though

[@epicgamersaurus]

Тrιѕтan Parĸ that's ok but to send a message that will not do

[@stormswagger7869]

epicgamersaurus What if I overall just like to move paintings?

[@NodDisciple1]

What if I'm a troll or a prankster?

[@billabobyt]

Thanks, I'll keep this in mind

[@MountainHomeJerrel]

It's been a month. Time to once again rewatch one of my favorite pieces of media ever created.

[@moosenman]

Ghosts are a fun concept and as much as I want them to be real I don’t think they are. However. If I am a ghost, I want to be a skeleton with cowboy boots. It’s the perfect form.

[@royalcass]

r/oddlyspecific

[@ihavemovedtesreviews]

@@royalcass He's referencing one of the people in this video.

[@catmerchant8699]

I want my little cowboy hat though

[@whensomethingcriesagain]

I kinda feel like starting my own ghost show about trying to disprove every supernatural claim using human logic.

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

Sam Geuvenen So Destination Truth?

[@whensomethingcriesagain]

LJK401 Sort of? Except a bit more... brusque. A sort of "if you can prove a case beyond every explanation I can come up with, then I'll stop. Until then, try your hardest, you'll fail miserably!" type of attitude

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

Sam Geuvenen Oh. Well I was thinking of a ghost show where they don't find anything substantial and then chalk it up as some minor problem blown out of proportion. DT did that (more with cryptids than ghosts), but it had the benefit of a sarcastic skeptical douche as the host. He was great.

[@whensomethingcriesagain]

LJK401 Imagine that, but something a bit more like "Ghosts don't exist, period! If you disagree, then prove it! Do your best, I can still beat it!"

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

Sam Geuvenen Ah a Pen and Teller/James Randy type deal. Would he still explore these "haunted" places to rub it in more?

[@smellyface101]

Ghost Cop: "The next thing I'm about to show you is very very VERY rare in paranormal investigations..." Ralph: "You mean evidence?" Gold!

[@turtleanton6539]

Lol

[@MisterMajora]

I fucking lost it at that point

[@timothyfinch7295]

I like how the psychic lady from the first show always has her face turned away from the camera whenever she's "crying"

[@fryingpanda9103]

Charles styles, the guy who runs a completely fake television show: I'm a bit of a sceptic.

[@JB-wc8iy]

Every time a door moves or I hear a noise in the other room, I hear British Ralph in my head, "it must be a ghost- the ghost of Yankee Jim!"

[@TheBanjoShowOfficial]

0:39 “his spirit can still be felt” *gunshot in background*

[@Steve-zh8ed]

No more presence I guess

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

TheBanjoShow "hold on.....I'm feeling more energy"

[@knightboulegard5483]

mc bad robot voice “and....a bit of smoke”

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

Knight Boulegard it's because there's another ghost

[@lucwarfel]

YOU STOLE MY COMMENT XD

[@stranger_things_happen5814]

“Even by Charles style’s standards..” Ralph was becoming one with Charles styles 😂

[@Johnconagher]

You’re so wrong Ralph I saw a ghost when I was five and it said “it’s the nutshack”

[@DWN037]

"Anyone here lose anyone close to them? Or know someone who did? Or see this kind of thing on TV once? You? Yeah, I was getting a strong signal... They passed on recently?" "They died 25 years ago." "THAT recently? Oh, then I'll have to be extra sensitive. I'm getting an M..." "His name was Beau/Bo Ziffer." "MISTER, Beau/Bo Ziffer? And I assume he died of natural causes, yes?" "He was shot in the face with a bazooka." ". . . So, *_naturally,_* he'd be dead." -Obligatory Psychic Joke

[@humphreyschniggens3075]

Lol brian regans great

[@mason4534]

I truly and deeply thank you for making a funny and original youtube comment.

[@mason4534]

@Alcoon Slambag oh lol

[@wraith7657]

@Alcoon Slambag I checked him out, fucking hilarious ima delete my comment I wrote earlier.

[@concernedfather1233]

#UnderRated5MonthOldComment

[@Spongeygirl14]

Georgia is supposed to be the most haunted state in the U.S. I lived in GA all my life (I'm 25 now) and I have NEVER once caught or witnessed ghost stuff. I do however witness horrendous drivers and people spending over $750 on party platters and $500 on rotisserie chicken at my deli. Now that's horror.

[@felabugg1]

Who the fuck spends $500 on a fucking rotisserie chicken? A goddamn Thanksgiving dinner doesn't cost that much.

[@Punk-Mask]

Publix soups are pretty good though

[@Steve-zh8ed]

Desmond theOrc must have been a lot of chickens

[@SophSophSoph298]

We don’t need CharlesStilesMysteryDiners CharlesStilesMysteryDiners CharlesStilesMysteryDiners CharlesStilesMysteryDiners CharlesStilesMysteryDiners CharlesStilesMysteryDiners CharlesStilesMysteryDiners CharlesStilesMysteryDiners CharlesStilesMysteryDiners CharlesStilesMysteryDiners CharlesStilesMysteryDiners CharlesStilesMysteryDiners CharlesStilesMysteryDiners CharlesStilesMysteryDiners

[@dragoncat3499]

Spongeygirl14 I live in Georgia as well, and I have never witnessed a ghost either. It’s all bullshit

[@MarquisLeary34]

Remembers, it's always THE GHOST OF YANKEE JIM

[@supersushi2139]

As a British person I can 100% say Ralph's accent was spot on