Note to become famous: 1 Get banned from Florence 2 Shenanigans 3 Profit
@wingracer16144 жыл бұрын
1 Shenanigans 2 Exile 3 More shenanigans 4 Pardoned by pope 5 Profit
@UNMDnation4 жыл бұрын
We are all technically banned from florence right now
@frankspick75444 жыл бұрын
@@UNMDnation then we just have to do some shenanigans so we can get some profit
@Ostentatiousnessness4 жыл бұрын
wingracer 16 Unless you’re Machiavelli, in which case you, figuratively, shit on TWO popes and their extended families and STILL get pardoned.
@ellie19644 жыл бұрын
1 get banned from Florence 2 shenanigans 3 ??????? 4 more shenanigans I think 5 ???????? 6 profit I think?
@ikeekieeki4 жыл бұрын
"her thumbscrews were the wedding rings he promised" damn, Artemesia. i wish i heard of you sooner.
@alfredfreedomjones51054 жыл бұрын
“Fan art isn’t real art!” Lets talk about the relationship between the Renaissance and the Bible.
@merrittanimation77214 жыл бұрын
Or any medieval European art piece honestly.
@gideonjones57124 жыл бұрын
A very fair point now that you mention it
@TauGeneration4 жыл бұрын
i mean, they are depictions from a book. *BIBLE MOVIES ON THE OTHER HAND* are technically anime adaptations
@wickederebus4 жыл бұрын
@@TauGeneration Bible movies are Netflix adaptations
@Dusxio4 жыл бұрын
Fanart isn't Real Art until the source inspiration is a couple decades at least out of date.
@clementgoh92704 жыл бұрын
Corpses: Exists Leonardo DaVinci: Well time to unbox this bad boi
@clockworkkirlia74754 жыл бұрын
Michelangelo too! You can see it in the Sistine Chapel; the church may have forbidden it, but there's an impression of a cranial cross-section surrounding the depiction of God.
@TheMildOne4 жыл бұрын
The moral: no matter how much power you have in life, artists and historians will always have the last laugh
@whoknows79684 жыл бұрын
The best laugh is the post-mortem laugh, they can't behead you if they already burnt you alive!
@florian85994 жыл бұрын
No. Historians be like: "Goddamnit! The handwriting is _atrocious_ !" They struggle and _then_ have the last laugh.
@lextatertotsfromhell76733 жыл бұрын
Nice flag
@Grim_Sister3 жыл бұрын
As an artist, I can confirm. You might not be able to see it, but there will be slight digs at your commission, depending on how much of a pain you are
@arthurmartin46162 жыл бұрын
Really doesn't matter how much stabby stab you get up to either
@annceres12044 жыл бұрын
Artemisia very fittingly has a name that resembles Artemis. I feel like the goddess would be proud of her.
@kirralim49773 жыл бұрын
Y e s
@janTesika2 жыл бұрын
Athena would also _love_ her.
@advanceringnewholder2 жыл бұрын
@@janTesika she's bussy learning the art of...art??
@phastinemoon2 жыл бұрын
@@janTesika Athena. Artemis 🫱🏻🫲🏼 Being proud of Artemisia
@dimactavicus2 жыл бұрын
Because Artemisia is literally derived from Artemis lol
@louiscallahan37204 жыл бұрын
Every Renaissance era Italian: Does thing Gets banished from Florence Does even more important, more historically significant, thing I think Florence might be more famous for the people they kicked out than what they kept...
@merrittanimation77214 жыл бұрын
So you're saying the way to become famous is to move to Florence and then get myself kicked out?
@seelfire47254 жыл бұрын
@@merrittanimation7721 if you wanna do it right now.. yes prob you could become famous
@beccag27584 жыл бұрын
Renaissance era Italian: *yeah not so great now are you?!?!?* Red: daddy issues... Renaissance era Italian: how'd you know😱 my father used to punish me severely
@mrclueuin4 жыл бұрын
😏😁
@thecagedsong4 жыл бұрын
Dante is also famously known for his exile from Florence
@HiopX4 жыл бұрын
DM: Please don't play a murderhobo for the next campaign PC: Actually, I thought about playin a Bard inspired by a Renaissance artist DM: :D .... :O ..... :(
@Mainnalle4 жыл бұрын
Still laughing...
@hadeskingoftheunderworld70104 жыл бұрын
MUHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAQHHQHAHAHAHQHAHA
@Grim_Sister4 жыл бұрын
“I’m going to base my character on a historical figure.” Dm: “Cool. Who?” “Alcibiades.”
@brittanylegg64104 жыл бұрын
This comment elevated the overall quality of KZbin comments. Thank you for the laughs.
@Zerpderp04 жыл бұрын
Leonardo is an Artificer/bard multiclass, change my mind.
@anonymousfellow88794 жыл бұрын
“The revenge was sweet and smelled like construction mortar.” -Blue.
@blob78004 жыл бұрын
1k likes and no reply, wow
@yuki_eerhs45913 жыл бұрын
@@blob7800 greatness don't need no reply, some comments are just too good.
@skyjoe552 жыл бұрын
Edger allen poe would be proud
@brennuswhite18452 жыл бұрын
out of context, sounds like some cask of amontillado stuff.
@Pizza230454 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Caravaggio in italian is similar to scarafaggio, the word for chockroach so as a kid i went to a museum and saw a painting made by Caravaggio and shouted: "mom, why does this say coackroach?" And all the people in the room laughed
@Fannintendociccio13 жыл бұрын
Ahahhaaha fantastico 🤣🤣🤣
@metarcee24834 ай бұрын
LOL, similar sounding words exist in every language, often to hilarious effect.
@AMoniqueOcampo4 жыл бұрын
Homeschooling parents, this is your children's art history lesson for today!
@Ezosresiak4 жыл бұрын
Monique Ocampo so pretty much every parent right now?
@theArab__4 жыл бұрын
Verbal Kint why? I only heard that being done in the US or African Countries
@Muriuki344 жыл бұрын
And a good chunk if not all of Europe. And prolly some Asian countries.
@likealightning41394 жыл бұрын
The Ba’athist Al Ali yeah, school is suspended in pretty much all european countries as well
@beccag27584 жыл бұрын
Was homeschooled from kindergarten to 12th, can confirm😂
@jameswest62324 жыл бұрын
How could you not mention the master troll that was Michelangelo!?!? - The Sistine Chapel is a beautiful piece that also doubles as a mix of subtle, not-so-subtle, and even literal middle fingers to the church ranging from a cloth surrounding God actually being a painting of the human brain to a rendering of God with a hole cut in the back of his robe showing exactly what you think it would to the bishop in his chair. - Best of all, the local clergy hired him AGAIN after that (albeit with more guards to keep an eye on him), but Mikey ended up pulling another fast one by painting a fresco that that included a depiction of sinners being cast into Hell with said sinners baring a striking resemblance to the clergy who hired him.
@bookishnewt84684 жыл бұрын
I always forget it was Michelangelo, but this is one of my favorite details. Hearing about that makes me want to go see the Sistine Chapel in person.
Dude that's not even the only crazy story about Michelangelo. There was also the time when he got on the bad side of the Pope and ended up hiding in a secret room in Medici Chapel for several months, just doodling on the walls, until the Pope promised not to kill him. Oh, and the Pope at the time was a Medici, which makes the whole thing even weirder.
@peggyliepmann52484 жыл бұрын
I think Michelangelo needs to be his own video unto himself, there's way too many stories about him.
@isaiahtomoana11014 жыл бұрын
Part 2!!!!
@abthedragon49214 жыл бұрын
History has a habit of constantly highlighting *wars* and *kings* but it's refreshing when history KZbinrs take time to cover *economics* and *artists* which are just as important. Much appreciated
@abthedragon49214 жыл бұрын
Whoa, I got a like from OSP! YES!
@lyreparadox4 жыл бұрын
The Great Courses series has an entire history of Greek and Roman Technology from an engineering perspective. It's fascinating!
@sierra30524 жыл бұрын
War is influential, but I don't agree that it drives history. All things considered, it's a relatively small part of it. Just what gets recorded better
@Crosshill4 жыл бұрын
i just want a logistic history of ass-wiping
@frankm.28504 жыл бұрын
And a hell of a lot more interesting imho.
@hannahshepherd21084 жыл бұрын
I love Gentileschi, and her Holofernes is one of my favorite paintings. The thing I admire most about her (similar to what I admire about Dante, actually) is that through her skill she created a world where Agostino Tassi is remembered as a rapist before he's ever thought of as a painter.
@ptgamer1vlog Жыл бұрын
For once the world is fair
@John_Weiss Жыл бұрын
…and let's not forget thta Holofernes in that painting bore more than a slight resemblance to Tassi…
@100lovenanaАй бұрын
Wait, sorry, what's the relation to Dante here?
@ANTICENA5714 жыл бұрын
I’m stealing the phrase “narcissistic murder hobo” as an insult
@andrewollmann3044 жыл бұрын
Technically, you’re right (Naissance=birth, Renaissance=rebirth).
@dairoleon26824 жыл бұрын
I think "player character" runs off the tongue more smoothly.
@dropdead2344 жыл бұрын
New Character Concept! "I'm *ssssooooo* Wonderful! Don't you think so!?" *Stab*
@jon-paulfilkins78204 жыл бұрын
@@dairoleon2682 Murder Hobo, certainly covers most D&D characters.
@natkatmac4 жыл бұрын
I've yet to see a party of murder hobos reach above a Lvl 10, and their deaths are always beautiful.
@alecchristiaen48564 жыл бұрын
Da Vinci, casually inventing multi-barrel firearms and tanks: "i'm limited by the technology of my time."
@tungstentrain19564 жыл бұрын
Leonardo: Vetruvian man, apex of T-posing Blue: THE PROPHECY
@fictionfan04 жыл бұрын
**guitar riff**
@Bluecho44 жыл бұрын
They put the Vetruvian Man on a probe sent into space. Thereby paving the way for future galactic conquest, because all the aliens will be come pre-cowed by the ultimate man asserting dominance.
@Grim_Sister4 жыл бұрын
Riggers and animators: “DAMN... Forgot to save before Maya crashed.”
@Monkeybis4 жыл бұрын
“Press Triangle to hug Leonardo” Ahh finally! A man of culture!
@Grim_Sister4 жыл бұрын
Do you know nothing, simpleton?! That masterpiece of a game is the reason our Blue Best Boy is even interested in history! Also, Leo deserves all the hugs
@rafaelfigfigueiredo29884 жыл бұрын
Yo, the triangle part means anything about Leo? I think I missed a joke
@Dennis_Fueru4 жыл бұрын
@@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 It's an Assassin's Creed joke
@ErwinProduction4 жыл бұрын
I nearly cried when I missed to press :(
@lyinar2 жыл бұрын
I do love the fact that when AC2 decided to add QTEs to the franchise, they went with "Press X to Hug Leonardo" and "Press X to try coffee" instead of the then-standard "Press X to not die".
@Cnut_the_grape4 жыл бұрын
Honestly everything in Renaissance period Italy was hilarious to read.
@luthientinuviel38834 жыл бұрын
I love all of them divas
@samlee55494 жыл бұрын
Except when in a textbook. *sigh*
@oliverf.684 жыл бұрын
Even the Borgias and the wars of the Papal States?
@luckywithpaint77734 жыл бұрын
I got the wrong teacher, because to me everything was as boring as remembering what i ate last week.
@Cnut_the_grape4 жыл бұрын
@@albythere1782 don't do kids, drugs
@SuperSongbird212 жыл бұрын
I've read somewhere that, ironically, Da Vinci himself didn't believe his awesome painting or designing skills to be the best thing he could do. He apparently was most proud of being able to bend horseshoes straight as a party trick.
@WHATTHEHELL666 Жыл бұрын
Yeesh he was strong./g
@SingingSuperstar28 Жыл бұрын
In his defence that's a very impressive trick
@SCP_Wandsman13_13 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, I’d pay to see that.
@YouveBeenMegged5 ай бұрын
I mean, that _is_ pretty badass.
@HenryGray-sy4pu4 ай бұрын
@@WHATTHEHELL666 Actually, due to the way horseshoes are constructed, it's not really that hard. You just have to bend in the opposite direction that you think you would.
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment4 жыл бұрын
5:31 Da Vinci was so ahead of us that he invented T-posing
@seelfire47254 жыл бұрын
@Doot doot da vinci had a time machine and invented it first.
@professorhistoire53494 жыл бұрын
@@seelfire4725 that is a plausible theory
@michaelmacvittie69774 жыл бұрын
"That's how you decapitate a man!" ...I expect that from Red, Blue saying it makes me back away further than six feet.
@j.kaimori38484 жыл бұрын
It's different when the facts guy says it.
@templarw202 жыл бұрын
Blue's the guy who met his wife when she destroyed his sword in a fencing match.
@greenisbest64414 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad you included Artemisa, even though she’s not technically renaissance. She’s one of my favorite classical artists.
@Zenflower542 жыл бұрын
I cried at how beautiful Artemisia's art is. The one of the woman holding her hand up to the candle, the texture on her clothes, how dark the shadow is yet how you can still tell what lays beneath. It's all perfect.
@denimjacketsandjorts82542 жыл бұрын
man i know, she was fantastic
@scarlett60154 жыл бұрын
_"That's_ how you decapitate a man!"
@theArab__4 жыл бұрын
Scarlett Blue has a dark past he won’t tell us about....
@scarlett60154 жыл бұрын
@@theArab__ Ofc he does, do you not remember the ninjas?
@Grim_Sister4 жыл бұрын
I bet Blue knows this because someone told him that domes are overrated
@anarnarqelion44034 жыл бұрын
Remember the college hell video? "That's as close to murder as you can get" "Well..." "ANYWAY"
@BothHands14 жыл бұрын
even 1500's paintings of the human body need to be censored because yt algorithm. but hey, paintings of decapitation are fine. fantastic, our priorities are definitely in order
@mr.boomguy Жыл бұрын
Blood, normalized. Nudity sexualised. Yup. Priorities are correct it seems jk
@merrittanimation77214 жыл бұрын
I had heard of Artemisia Gentileschi before in an art class but DAMN did my art teacher leave some stuff out about her.
@acdsarc114 жыл бұрын
I learned about her from a book called Rejected Princesses by Jason Porath. Gives a few more details about her life and mentions a movie adaptation where Tassi and Gentilschi were star-crossed lovers.
@shikatsu4 жыл бұрын
@@acdsarc11 Ironically I found out about her from an alternate history series called 1632 where she was a character in some short stories, a hell of an artist and a woman as mentioned.
@paperpumpkin39994 жыл бұрын
My art teacher was a big fan of Artemisia and her art. His class and this video though are the only times I've heard anything about her.
@sydhenderson67534 ай бұрын
@@paperpumpkin3999 I think one of her paintings of Judith was used on a wine bottle, minus the man she's killing. I believe it was a red wine.
@FriendlyNeighborhoodDogman4 жыл бұрын
“Hydrate or Die-drate” Words to live by.
@clockworkkirlia74754 жыл бұрын
Thanking you. Need to take a gulp or two.
@ItsAGorillaStudios4 жыл бұрын
The next one should include Diogenes. You know exactly why.
@lordoftheducks3324 жыл бұрын
ItsAGorillaStudios I was quoting Diogenes after I got my wisdom teeth out and my mom genuinely didn’t know if I was making stuff up while I was literally high or if this guy actually said “in a rich man’s house there is no place to spit but his face”
@mollypearce11874 жыл бұрын
Yes we need to do philosophers!
@word63444 жыл бұрын
FEATHERLESS BIPED
@unicornsprinkles32774 жыл бұрын
*BARREL MAN*
@acdsarc114 жыл бұрын
SAM O'NELLA
@eleutheros72164 жыл бұрын
As an Italian and a major art nerd, Blue's pronunciation of Brunelleschi's full name is one of the most amazing thing I've ever heard
@peggyliepmann52484 жыл бұрын
Years back, I watched an Imax film at the Boston Museum of Science about a parachuting group testing out da Vinci's parachute design. It worked fantastically (obviously) and they intended to do further research into the design and see what else could be learned from it. Even centuries later, Leonardo da Vinci's taking us to school. Which is why everyone should hug Leonardo. Do it now.
@rosalindgatto96304 жыл бұрын
*Looks up more about Artemisia* Me: Oh, there was a movie made in the 90's about her life! Neat! *Reads the wiki synopsis of the movie* Me: I'm going to find the director and screenwriter so I can drown them in boiling acid
@gangrenousgandalf21024 жыл бұрын
Where might this synopsis be?
@rosalindgatto96303 жыл бұрын
@@gangrenousgandalf2102 Wikipedia, basically instead of Tassi raping Artemisia they 'fell in love' and it's her father that makes the rape accusation, and the level of erasure is so gross I can't even. The Director said, "I didn't want to show her as a victim but like a more modern woman who took her life into her own hands." But instead of, I don't know, highlighting her massively successful artistic career and literally taking her life into her own hands, the fricken hack made her fall in love with her rapist.
@cycloidcyclone3 жыл бұрын
@@rosalindgatto9630 well he wasn't the rapist in the movie, but I see your point!
@rbl41122 жыл бұрын
@GangrenousGandalf a bit late, but here it is from Wikipedia: Seventeen-year-old Artemisia Gentileschi (Valentina Cervi), the daughter of Orazio Gentileschi, a renowned Italian painter, exhibits artistic talent, and is encouraged by her father, who has no sons and wishes his art to survive after him. However, in the chauvinistic world of early 17th century Italy, women are forbidden to paint human nudes or enter the Academy of Arts. Orazio allows his daughter to study in his studio, although he draws the line at letting her view nude males. She is direct and determined, and bribes the fisherman Fulvio with a kiss to let her observe his body and draw him. Artemisia seeks the tutelage of Agostino Tassi (Mike Manojlovic), who is painting frescoes in the same building as her father, to learn from him the art of perspective. Tassi is a man notorious for his night-time debauchery. The two hone their skills as artists, but they also fall in love, and begin having sexual relations. Artemisia's father discovers the couple together and files a lawsuit against Tassi for rape. During the subsequent trial, Artemisia's physical state is investigated by two nuns, and then she is tortured by cords wound round her fingers. Nevertheless, Artemisia denies being raped, and proclaims their mutual love. Tassi himself, devastated by her plight, admits to raping her in order to stop her ordeal.
@nervousgoblinfrog23882 жыл бұрын
There is also an anime! its called Arte! it does take some liberties though... It's really good though!
@kammieceleek51134 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Literally Nobody: Blue: DOOOOOOOOOOME! Edit: WTH? I've never gotten this many likes on any comment ever!
@bray29644 жыл бұрын
*ROOOOOOOME!!! FIFY
@festethephule75534 жыл бұрын
@@bray2964 Why fix something that wasn't broken to begin with?
“The vitruvian man is the apex of t-posing” Jesus: am I a joke to you?
@ryuukatamura4 жыл бұрын
Blue said exactly what he said.
@joekerr54184 жыл бұрын
Blue: Did I stutter??
@nicholasblackstone84643 жыл бұрын
.....*eats Skittles*
@phastinemoon2 жыл бұрын
Jesus was held up by nails. Vitruvian Man is holding up under his own steam!
@nikki6074 жыл бұрын
5:05 I did not expect to find Matt Mercer here. Pleasantly surprised Edit: I'm only a little over halfway through campaign 2 so no spoilers pls. Just making sure
@aliyapro78954 жыл бұрын
He is a master of storytelling after all with his note books filled with characters and intricate details around his fantasy world
@Geth-Who4 жыл бұрын
I mean let's face it, he's basically the Artagan of the Internet now. Guy's everywhere.
@marcusalm73504 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing it's because of the dodecahedron 😁
@bordenfleetwood57734 жыл бұрын
That's because he is to D&D as daVinci is to art... There are other great masters out there, but he makes it look *good.* I put a similar amount of work into my campaign setting and adventures, and it's good, my players enjoy it, but Mercer makes it look easy. Like it's the bar.
@KarboniteKyla4 жыл бұрын
So glad to see some love given to Artemisia. So little women artists’ influence have survived to our time and she really is one of my favourites.
@caystedman4 жыл бұрын
I knew that Leonardo Da Vinci was one of the coolest people ever but I didnt know he was this amazing
@Lionstar164 жыл бұрын
He's even more amazing when you learn he was also left-handed and a vegetarian
@geraldgrenier81324 жыл бұрын
@@Lionstar16 And not having acess to ball point pen and fast drying in, taught himself to write mirrorin normal somhis hand would not smudge his work
@thedripkingofangmar67784 жыл бұрын
He was also considered very good looking
@neutronalchemist32414 жыл бұрын
This clip only scratched the surface. among a ton of other things he casually invented stylographic pen, ball bearings, CVT transmisson, exploded anatomic views, the way to dissect an human eye without deflating it, some law of physics...
@imaginaryfoe21783 жыл бұрын
@@Lionstar16 He was also arrested twice for homosexuality, but he just... didn't show up for the trial. In fact, no one who had any part in the "crimes" did. They played hookie to their own damn trial.
@christinavannumroald10524 жыл бұрын
ARTEMISIAAAA I swear to god I love her so much!! I very rarely hear anyone talk about Roman Baroque artists and I was honestly so shocked she was on this list I'm not even mad about it being "Renaissance". "Judith Beheading Holofernes" is one of my all time favorite paintings and welp I just love Artemisia and the Roman Baroque so much (seriously guys, the art was amazing!)
@kortmann94 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, art. I bet we gonna get some DOMES. Edit: Of course I was right.
@s.colins20504 жыл бұрын
5:04 Excuse sir, was that a wild Matthew Mercer? Did you think I wouldn't notice our D&D Jesus? Also, now I really want to see you, Red, and your friends play D&D. Any chance you guys could make that a live stream? Edit: I spy with my little eye, a murderhobo. Fantastic. Please keep him away from me at all costs. 5:58
@kingskelett62654 жыл бұрын
second that
@BabyBells2314 жыл бұрын
Oh thank God, someone said it
@linkenby4 жыл бұрын
If he's Jesus are the McElroys part of his apostles?
@JoshSweetvale4 жыл бұрын
I'd love to DM a game where they all played as Lanterns. GUESS WHICH COLOURS.
@Specter_11254 жыл бұрын
But did you catch the dodecahedron?
@rowanl30594 жыл бұрын
1:48 when you have to pause and find out why Robb Stark is in Italy and not Westeros
@empressofdisagio4 жыл бұрын
This time he really marries Walder Frey's daughter.
@professorhistoire53494 жыл бұрын
when you have to pause to find out why Prince Charming is in Italy and not France
@kristoffer-26144 жыл бұрын
Blue: Calls The Vitruvian Man the Apex of T - Posing. Jesus on the Cross: That’s where you’re wrong kiddo
@BiRios4 жыл бұрын
- Kristoffer - jesus didn’t t pose, he was hung there
@FelixHelixihare4 жыл бұрын
@@BiRios The best kind of T-Pose, Ritual T-Pose.
@katmhcharis12364 жыл бұрын
YES ARTEMESIA MY GIRL, I LOVE HER THANK YOU.
@moviemaker19864 жыл бұрын
Me: "Leonardo? Assassin's Creed reference, Assassin's Creed reference..." Blue: Press TRIANGLE to hug Leonardo. Me: There it is. I remember I felt terrible when I missed that prompt on accident. I went back a save to do it right.
@appelofdoom82114 жыл бұрын
6:00: Celinni is the only rennisance artist who acts like someone's p̶s̶y̶c̶h̶o̶t̶i̶c̶ dnd character.
@albertamalachi35604 жыл бұрын
Then there's the odd story of him summoning a bunch of demons with the help of a psychic friend and an apprentice. He probably didn't originally start that particular rumor but that one's totally bonkers.
@VerrouSuo4 жыл бұрын
We had a kleptomaniac dwarf paladin who liked to steal roads. Yes, it was homebrewed. Hey, there’s a DND Story KZbin video there.
@rattvisa4 жыл бұрын
As a dm myself: ”why do i hear boss music?”
@pizzadoggo81694 жыл бұрын
If you guys ever decide to cover the renaissance again, I’d love to hear your take on Michelangelo. That man had balls of steel.
@alfredfreedomjones51054 жыл бұрын
Me : i sleep Blue : acts like somebody’s psychotic dungeons and dragons character Me: real shit?!
@NoArtisticLimitation4 жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@rattvisa4 жыл бұрын
As a dm, i felt that qoute.
@stellgodemperor60334 жыл бұрын
@@rattvisa yeah
@thesparechannel65804 жыл бұрын
I watch these to sleep and uhhhh yeah that checks out
@EmaA-pu7nc4 жыл бұрын
@@rattvisa I may or may not be the player with that psychotic character-
@kirstenpaff89464 жыл бұрын
I am not sure if this is true, but I have heard that Artemisia painted Holofernes to resemble the man who assaulted her.
@patrickstar51364 жыл бұрын
5:05 ok I really didn't expect a critical role reference here.
@bkjftribe4 жыл бұрын
Patrick Star I appreciate it
@necraeclipse5894 жыл бұрын
I was going to say was blue comparung Matt to DaVinci? Though I think it was inreferance to publishing their work as Matt has now published two books on his campaign setting
@jakubkoubsky4 жыл бұрын
@@necraeclipse589 Or the dodecahedron (Luxon) from Xhorhas next to Matt.
@larissac95984 жыл бұрын
Freaking ADORE your part on Artemesia, she really deserves more recognition!
@purplee244 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the engagement, Blue! Cyan is SO cool!
@linkenby4 жыл бұрын
@Stats 05 they mentioned it in their last botw stream
@purplee244 жыл бұрын
Caitlyn Jones They also announces it on their twitter before that
@symmetrymilton45424 жыл бұрын
Ah, the Renaissance. An amazing time to be alive. A time when you could see remarkable advances in the arts and science....all the while having your face eaten off by a bad case of syphilis.
@orangecat91134 жыл бұрын
Our great lord Mercer's notes being compared to Da Vinci's sketches makes me unreasonably happy.
@stellanocturne4 жыл бұрын
"Blood Water Paint" is a fantastic, powerful book about Artemisia Gentileschi that I strongly recommend. It's a relatively quick read as it's written in verse, but man does it make an impact
@FuzzyStripetail4 жыл бұрын
Despite his psychotic tendencies, Benvenuto was surprisingly Cellini when he defended Rome from those bourbon chicken renegades.
@kevinshepardson16284 жыл бұрын
That sketch of Gentileschi was so good I temporarily mistook it for a photograph. Whoever did it had a truly phenomenal eye for detail, lighting, and shadow.
@carlosroo54604 жыл бұрын
Fish like Blue: "Domes? Did you said Domes?" Patrick: "Yes, sir. With it or without double cape?" Fish like Blue: "Domes?! DOMES?!! DOOOMES?!!! DOOOMES?!!! DOOOMES?!!! DOOO-"
@minaly222 жыл бұрын
4:26 "....politely asked the Duke if he could use the prior's face as his model for Judas." Ooooooffff How does anyone recover from that 😂😂
@sarahw76444 жыл бұрын
I want "What Would Artemisia Gentileschi Do?" merch, please!
@bookishnewt84684 жыл бұрын
Yes! I would love to have that printed on a mug. While brainstorming and sit there sipping coffee/tea and wonder "how would Artemisia have this character react?" Just picturing story plot-points as though they were one of her paintings.
@theflickchick98504 жыл бұрын
I had never even heard of Artemisia before now! What a queen! Another good example of turning trauma into art is the painting of the horse running towards the train. I forget who the artist was but he lost his family in a car/train crash and kept dreaming about the horse running towards the train, then he stopped having the dream so much. It’s a really beautiful piece of art. Super creepy but beautiful.
@shoobydoobydoooo4 жыл бұрын
I HAVE ARRIVED! Thank you for continuing to put these out through quarantine, makes my day a bit better.
@shockingheaven4 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy you included Artemisia Gentileschi in this. Judith's story is one of my favorites from the Old Testament and I feel like Artemisia's painting is the one that truly makes it justice.
@RF-mc8cx4 жыл бұрын
Best pick-up line. "Hey, baby, you sure do renai my ssance."
@lenatrask-trafton1904 жыл бұрын
Blue: “Romeo & Juliet act 1 scene 1 brawl” Me: “ah yes. Good old fashioned thumb biting”
@Rose369214 жыл бұрын
“Yep, you got that right. Da Vinci did tech.” Yeeeeeeeesss!!!! Representttttttt!!!!!
@trash43214 жыл бұрын
5:32 I wasnt expecting blue to say these words Btw this vid is a goldmine for those ppl who make those osp out of context vids
@maxtaylor20164 жыл бұрын
Why didn't this exist when I was taking that blasted art history class?
@JackSilver14104 жыл бұрын
You're telling me. I was "taught" history by a vegan pacifist who couldn't keep her bullshit out of everything. Thanks to the efforts of OSP and Extra Credits who actually tell it with passion like the STORY it's supposed to be, my interest was rekindled and quickly stoked back to a full flame. THIS is how you learn history.
@Crosshill4 жыл бұрын
honestly i bet the people who teach art history class dont know either, cause they read books written by other boring people who dont think its important because art, on its own, is supposed to be dignified
@seermayton-el34884 жыл бұрын
Blue: 7:50 Red reading in another room: *looks up sensing a disturbance in the force*
@Circely4 жыл бұрын
Glad for some humor - hope you and Red are doing ok and staying safe
@chrisossu20704 жыл бұрын
"Oh boy, here I go killing again!" - Benvenuto
@uzairh90384 жыл бұрын
"37 seconds ago" I am speed
@internetperson34364 жыл бұрын
I am sped
@ChamsEddine974 жыл бұрын
No I'm Patrick
@Kigit424 жыл бұрын
Gotta go fast
@sandyb45854 жыл бұрын
Thank you for having Artemisia on there!! I learned about her in art appreciation and wish that I could have know about her way sooner! You described her perfectly!!
@Highonwater3X4 жыл бұрын
"When this ssance business was just starting to be renai'd" I love it
@Shiyamirai4 жыл бұрын
Artemisia is one of my top three artist idols. Her flow just speaks for itself. And it only strengthens when you know her history.
@remsdaydream4 жыл бұрын
THE DODECAHEDRON WITH MATTHEW MERCER!! u can’t escape him lmaoooo
@edh99994 жыл бұрын
That's why Matt was on there. I was wondering about that.
@jenniferjump92114 жыл бұрын
DaVinci = Luxon confirmed???
@jakubkoubsky4 жыл бұрын
@@jenniferjump9211 DaVinci = Matthew Mercer confirmed?
@scarlettkara27624 жыл бұрын
@@edh9999 I think it was actually the fact that he published the Tal'dorei Campaign Guide -- about six years after he started the Critical Role home-game. Though, the fact that he literally was like "I wanted to explore how gravitation could be portrayed in magic since that hasn't been done already" is pretty fair. And pretty effin dope.
@lallamitaquitena18164 жыл бұрын
I loved Artemisia! This is GREAAAAAT! :D I love the passion when narrating her life history! She's a great artist and deserves all the love
@damudkip21154 жыл бұрын
This video has been hyped on the streams...can’t wait!
@amyswan47024 жыл бұрын
I had read about Artemisia two years ago right before I got accepted into the college I wanted and I spent the whole year waiting for any of my professors to ask for a research about famous artists. One of them did at the end of the year. I did about 10/12 pages that included her back story, comparing her Judith painting, discussing a couple of other paintings of her, and listing her achievements. I got full mark on that research and the professor still remembers me!
@Yamiryu104 жыл бұрын
Hydrate or Die-drate Idk why I laughed so hard at that. Also this is a reminder to hydrate yourself if you haven't already.
@Kisaimooglet4 жыл бұрын
I think this is my favorite of the "famous people in history" format. I would LOVE to see more episodes about artists.
@byzantineboi83454 жыл бұрын
I showed my English teacher the Shakespeare videos she's now subed to the channel
@DarkestElemental6164 жыл бұрын
I love that you covered Artemisia! Her original drawing for Susanna and the Elders was in fact much more violent and had to be toned down; I believe it's visible under the painting itself with modern viewing technology.
@thevoidlookspretty70794 жыл бұрын
“So smart it actually makes me angry.” I laughed for 2 straight minutes and I don’t know why.
@CassArttStudio3 жыл бұрын
this video deadass helped me with art history homework because i just vaguely remembered brunelleschi's association w domes then the rest came w it
@Zebraswirls4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for talking about Artemisia Gentileschi! She's one of my favorite artists, I feel like she's not given the props she deserves
@pLanetstarBerry4 жыл бұрын
9:48 love that you've memified the painting comparisons there.
@queenjayisokay19894 жыл бұрын
The last time I was this early Blue had his chair by the fireplace
@nikkospelledlikethat81404 жыл бұрын
Red kicked him out.
@alexpare20303 жыл бұрын
What's funny is that I had an art history class that briefly talked about the Renaissance and showed Susana and the Elders in class. The professor then went on to talk about how it was the painters "male gaze" that influenced the pervy tone of the picture, having no actual idea that the painter was actually a woman.
@DynomitePunch4 жыл бұрын
you know someone once asked me "how do these guys get THIS good at what they do" and i said "can you make a plate from clay?" he said no, so i told him, "what if i told you, your only source of income was the ability to make plates and other dishes from clay, and fire them and that as you did it people began demanding more pretty, nicer designs" he said "but i can't" and i said "only because you have other options and haven't practiced it since your where a young man or teenager, if i went back intime, and forced you to only make dishes from clay, chances are you'd get good at it real quick and start getting creative, making people, animals, objects.....eventually you'd get so good at it you could do it blindfolded, because most of art and any other physical medium is muscle memory, and because of this, you begin developing greater skill and eventually start dabling in technology out of boredome cuz videogames and movies aren't a thing" the point in this diatribe is for those artists out their who see davinci and other's work and think "man, i'm nowhere near their lvel" you aren't you might not ever be, unless you put down that tablet and pick up a real brush and canvas with real oil lead paints and get started now MAYBE you'll be almost as good as them by the time your fifty, people learn things easiest when their younger and then develop what they learn further from a skill to a mastery, so to any out their who are comparing themselves to these guys stop, your work is great on it's merrit, and your a wanderful artist just for making the attempt, keep practicing and keep up the good work, also thanks blue this was a fun video, i put this here because i know theirs atleast one artist looking at this video bummed that their not that good and it's for them, sorry for being so long winded
@peggyliepmann52484 жыл бұрын
"Press Triangle to Hug Leonardo" YES.
@ohfrickitsvic4 жыл бұрын
oh my god, the dodecahedron reference... *chef's kiss*
@Jb1yt-yt4 жыл бұрын
Best of blue 2020. “Narcissistic murder hobo”
@MikaruXDenka4 жыл бұрын
PRESS TRIANGLE TO HUG LEONARDO! Always and forever!
@ryankelsay59844 жыл бұрын
Matt Mercer dipping into frame when the dodecahedron was in the notebook, lmao
@ManiaMac16134 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, I'm early! Quick, gotta think of a joke: What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent Van Gogh? *You gonna eat that?*
@JaelaOrdo4 жыл бұрын
😂👍🏼
@TransSappho4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I’m so glad you covered Artemisia Gentileschi!!! Her Judith beheading holofernes is literally my desktop wallpaper to give you an idea of how much I’m a fan
@AquarianAlchemist4 жыл бұрын
Artemisia was such an amazing artist! You should check out her under drawings/under paintings. They portray more of what she wanted.
@iriskohr69004 жыл бұрын
Artemisia Gentileschi is the hero that we always wanted and never knew about. Thank you, Blue!